Everything Wrong With Minions: Rise of Gru in 22 Minutes or Less

Well, this movie can eat a bag of nails. But we counted the sins of Minions: Rise of Gru anyway.
Next week: recent action sins and '90s offbeat sins.
Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we count next?
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[@xavierburval4128]

I ironically watched this on an airplane, and I was confused when it said “some parts have been edited” until I realized there is a scene with minions almost crashing a plane like 50 times and they probably don’t want to show that to people while they themselves are in an airplane

[@lucidfangirl1030]

Evil

[@anthonylesley982]

Lol

[@Small_Schlonng_9000]

People are pussy’s if they get scared from watching it

[@salius6033]

@@heybuddy964 don't click this, it's not that clip

[@goldenplayboy6931]

Really shows how sensitive people are 😂

[@Bearyboo87]

I'll be real this is the closest to watching this movie I'll ever get, It's REALLY nice to see the Mona Lisa appropriately sized for once. It's such a small painting but it's always depicted as this massive piece.

[@heyoyo10gaming4]

I mean, it's not _that_ small, it's certainly much smaller than the display case at the Louvre where it's kept, but it's wider than a human torso

[@cameramike2515]

It is actually a really enjoyable movie despite this video. It’s silly and doesn’t take itself seriously, but it’s so fun and hilarious to watch.

[@lemagicbaguette1917]

@@cameramike2515 I'd say that's precisely why I enjoyed it. It was a wacky movie that knew that it was a wacky movie. Some films try too hard, this one didn't. I was thinking of a completely different movie, but this still fits the bill.

[@funnynamedottxt]

The fact that he didn't mention that the lack of genitals on the Minion in the airplane toilet proves a Film Theory episode from years and years ago is horrific.

[@dice9270]

What? What theory

[@funnynamedottxt]

@@dice9270 It should be this one: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gnKnZ2VuqKmpr5I

[@chestnut4860]

Wich one?

[@funnynamedottxt]

@@chestnut4860 The one I already posted in this comment's replies...

[@atroxiv]

@@finalfight505 Bot is gay.

[@Dragonlord13]

My dad never laughs hard at ANY movie EVER. But somehow through sheer animation thought, they mad my dad laugh so hard he almost died. He is a pilot and the only time he laughed hard was the airplane scene. every other time it was more of a "Heh"

[@erxs]

i watched the movie in theatres with some friends for shits and giggles and i couldn't breathe during the airplane scene, lmao. i don't know what it was about that scene but i was gasping for breath

[@erxs]

and i'm not a pilot!

[@stephen3164]

I watched this movie with my son - I was in tears during the airplane scene, and I’m not even sure why. When the plane just levitated out of the blue, I lost it. The rest of the movie after that was not even close to being very funny, which was a let down. First half had some great gags.

[@AsbestosMuffins]

I still remember the first minion movie's backstory and the implications that the minions served in Napoleon's Army, which would make them very war-crimey

[@Lou-nl7el]

At least they were in the ice cave during Hitler and Stalin

[@enere66]

Pharaon? Ancient Rome?

[@Man77772]

@@Lou-nl7el but where were they during vietnam

[@BobTheAwesomeBob]

Can we sin this movie for being a sequel but having nothing to do with the first. This film says gru met the minions at his house but he met them in England in the first and in this film it says gru met dr nafario at a record store but in the first he met him at villan con. Also minus a lunchbox this film dose not pick up after or even reference the first it’s like the people who made this never saw the first

[@Ijustwatchthevids]

I think you mean prequel. And by "nothing to do with" you mean inconsistent.

[@coconuttied1815]

@@Ijustwatchthevids No, I think they're right that this movie is the sequel. In the first Minions they get their little origin story and at the end they go to work for Gru, which I guess is supposed to pick up here.

[@medic9127]

They want to forget the first minion's movie and I don't blame them as microwave society said this is such a funny way of being their origin story of just appearing at Gru's door.

[@cdangelo1843]

That isn’t really good evidence to declare retcons honestly…

[@iwantabigpiece]

First Minions movie actually made more sense than this one because Gru stole the crown and did a despicable thing which led the minions to follow him

[@AnimeHeroDiamond]

11:56 There is no way that baby in the left center area of the animated shot slept through that flight. Please hire me to call out more sins.

[@trevorjensen2706]

All I know is the score for this film is NOT a sin! It's a pretty cool score, composed by Heitor Pereira.

[@trevorjensen2706]

@@finalfight505, NOT happening. Your copy/paste comment screams scammer.

[@jeremiahhester6408]

Turn Up The Sunshine is a banger!

[@ruffshots]

I actually liked the first Despicable Me, but the franchise, and the Minions as a whole damn phenomenon, has gotten so obnoxious that it's painful to watch even the Sins video of their existence.

[@MertGert]

I get what you mean, but to be honest it was so fun watching this with my youth group, especially with all the references

[@isabellaangeline2175]

This is exactly how I feel about all of the super hero movies. There are way, way too many.

[@anubusx]

Part is my favourite.

[@skylerloggins4902]

I'm only one who still enjoys the franchise ?

[@michaelfryers1914]

@@skylerloggins4902 I would imagine. But that's fine, if you enjoy something more power to you :)

[@darenabryant9100]

Can you imagine what would result from people using some logic and simple thought when making a movie like this? It would be epic.

[@lucidfangirl1030]

Ikr, there was NO common sense in this movie.

[@atomek110]

@@lucidfangirl1030 huh, I wonder why 🤔🤔

[@user-x7dc2pq7n]

@@atomek110 because the filmmaker were lazy. No need to wonder

[@atomek110]

@@user-x7dc2pq7n it’s a children’s movie with yellow tic tacs as the (sort of) main characters

[@SantiagoSanchez-tc7yq]

As an Embry-Riddle student myself, I can confirm this is what all Aviation majors are striving to emulate.

[@corpsimmons575]

I too joke about a life threatening situation I had in the air like it’s your average Monday. What do you mean maintenance checks?

[@modest80884]

I had to look in the comments for a fellow Riddle student. Glad I found one.

[@eddycabreja3332]

Missed opportunity to call it "in 22 minions or less"

[@Speariture]

lol

[@panicatthegasstation]

I was surprised to hear this was well received, so I've been looking forward to Jeremy restoring the universe's balance through his pure hatred for these anthropomorphic sex toys.

[@spaceace4387]

It was received well because it was hilarious

[@Silkyfin_]

@@finalfight505 bot

[@marie-franceFortin]

It's a ridiculous movie that make no sense but in a good way. You can either unplug your brain and enjoy the show or go full in (like this video) and enjoy the show

[@erxs]

i wish people would stop sexualizing children's media lmao

[@mcrain1283]

@@erxs its not our fault that they made them thick...

[@geggy310]

Sins I expected from the get-go 5:20 Belgian Five-armed Nose Pick 9:55 The fan 10:55 Minion pilot suits 11:31 Airplane toilet 12:19 The speed of Otto 12:39 The positiion Bob ends up in on the streetcar 17:02 Wild Knuckles doesn't notice the demolished house before he entered the house

[@cassinihuygens72]

19:09 Stuart is laying eggs, despite being a rooster. Roosters are unable to lay eggs. Does this mean that Stuart is a hermaphrodite?

[@evanholty2909]

@@cassinihuygens72that’s what I’m saying!

[@timwoods2852]

@@cassinihuygens72 Actually, to get a Basalisk, you need a rooster layed egg and a toad to incubate it.

[@cassinihuygens72]

@@timwoods2852 That's interesting. Quite ironic in the Harry Potter series, because a rooster's crow is fatal to it.

[@thestopmotioner9567]

I’d like to add at 15:09 where the heck did the uncle 1: Store that large a$$ helmet 2: Have the large a$$ Helmet AND NOT HAVE ONE FOR HIMSELF?!?!

[@letired]

I'm so happy that a "End of ze world" outtake was in this video.

[@finalfight505]

Link to the Clip : - They finally released this kzbin.info/www/bejne/aHa7m4Woid-HnbM .

[@noahmcdonald7151]

an

[@Park_Place]

This movie was one of the movies of all time, it managed to sell 1 Gruzillion tickets

[@handev2604]

Oh, enough with those stupid f***ing memes!!

[@dtghypemetv9793]

1guzillion ticteks bullsh!t

[@vukurazildexiksdictionary]

Truly, this is one of *_the_* movies of all time.

[@Anipaper_]

@@dtghypemetv9793 Ikr, it obviously sold 2 Gruzillion tickets

[@CG00001]

Wow so extremely funny kid 😐

[@zachjaeger6401]

9:34 we also see a minion faint from asphyxiation when we know they can survive in space.

[@TheWarmachine375]

The 70s was pretty wild back for Kid Gru and the Minions.

[@MMMutatedRabbit]

19:21 “Unless Stuart was pregnant the entire time” I’m getting all sorts of cursed images in my head that i dont think i’ll be able to unsee

[@tequilachupa]

While you do have a point of no one questioning where Gru's parents were, I feel like kids wandering around on their own was a common thing in the 70's. And Gru's mom would not have gone with him anywhere regardless since she straight up does not like him which we have seen NUMEROUS times in the other movies

[@laurwolfxd_3830]

And yet she did go with him to villain con in the first minions movie

[@bendy809]

3:59 the 4 horsemen of terrible ice cream eater's

[@EloyCanto]

I am pretty much convinced that the CinemaSins team secretly love all the Despicable me franchise and do weekly parties just to watch all the movies again, while eating popcorn and giggling like little children.

[@bexyPTX]

I watched this movie dubbed in a language I don't understand very well so it's good to know I was still able to get at least most of the plot points by the animation alone

[@heartroll8719]

I watched the Japanese dub (studied the language for 10 years and still going), it was so good.

[@moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115]

"... so, I can complete paperwork and read up on the long-term effects of MiraLAX." I have the holiday blues right now, but this joke made me so much! 🤣😂

[@TheWarmachine375]

Gru and the Minions are going for a walk. A very enthusiastic walk.

[@OpaqueEmber]

the WHERE IS THE F** DOOR part frikkin killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@satin8683]

Just wait till they decide to make a 3rd sequel after the 4th movie.

[@christianparrish3292]

And I can't believe they're making a fourth despicable Me

[@benmackarel295]

@@christianparrish3292 its going to be the last mainline minions movie though so theres that but that being said they did say last mainline movie spin offs havent been ruled out unfortunately

[@finalfight505]

Link to the Clip : - They finally released this kzbin.info/www/bejne/aHa7m4Woid-HnbM .

[@christianparrish3292]

@@benmackarel295 🤔

[@stuartmckitrick2149]

I was disappointed that Universal didn't use the Minionspeak version of the Universal Fanfare that they did earlier. That should be the fanfare version of every Despicable Me/Minions movie.

[@FrozenLandon]

165 kinda low for a minion movie, need to bump those numbers up CinemaSins

[@finalfight505]

Link to the Clip : - They finally released this kzbin.info/www/bejne/aHa7m4Woid-HnbM .

[@SeeMyChannelDescription]

The so-called “death” of wild knuckles actually made me cry, and then when I saw him behind the tree, I thought it was a ghost but when we went in the car and saw him, I cannot even explain my happiness.

[@SuperNASCARrocks]

The final sin sentence really fits the entire franchise as a whole

[@Gamer1288]

2:37 A counter to that is that People won't work with someone they KNOW will stab them in the Back. She know has shown to her colleagues that they can't trust her so they will look to get rid of her if they are smart.

[@FuzzyStripetail]

Finding a parking spot in San Francisco was less likely than reaching your desired destination after departing an airplane that ambiguously came from the country of Argentina.

[@Daykor]

I just got around to watching the Netflix Boeing documentary and from that I can say, yes, they had that cartoonish amount of leg room in the 70s

[@gsandau]

Isn't the Sticky Fingers gadget a reference to the Rolling Stones album of the same name, since he's in a record store?

[@heribertovizcaino4682]

Also a JoJo reference

[@notmyrealpseudonym6702]

Also sticky fingers the band

[@G-Unit1111]

It can't be an Illumination movie without a minion farting!

[@robertcarrillo4034]

13:40 What’s really gonna cook your noodle later is why the goggles change from gold to silver after coming ashore in og minions

[@shadedway5277]

I'm sorry but I did indeed laugh at Evel Knievel dying

[@shadedway5277]

I don't know who you are shaded way 5277 but I love you

[@ApocalypticAce1]

Finally! I’ve been waiting for a sin count in this movie. Thank you!

[@DaisyGeekyTransGirl]

Did Jeremy just sin a film for not making a fart joke?

[@rickstaism]

Well he sinned it for making one but not where he hoped it would be.

[@jaquessheet3267]

4:09 Cassettes and 8-Tracks were competing formats, so 8-Track players DID NOT play cassettes - they played tape 'cartridges' And depending on how the car was wired - YES the audio system could work without the engine running or even without keys in some cases

[@phoenixdzk]

Why is it that every prequel has to do the 'he got his iconic thing because someone gave it to him' cliche? It's like Han & his blaster all over again

[@rickstaism]

It's what the fans keep asking for apparently and are always sorely disappointed at the result (so the producers keep doing it to keep disappointing us). It also takes away the mystery. No one likes being mystefied anymore.

[@quinnmackay-smith9352]

I hope I'm not the only one that I can remember the GentleMinions meme.

[@cavescratchings]

was that for this film??

[@quinnmackay-smith9352]

@@cavescratchings Yes, someone did this before, go search GentleMinions please!

[@goodgollygeez]

"The goggles, they do nothing!"

[@Yoshi76257]

I, CANNOT believe he didn't mention the part where we see Victor's picture and wondered how him and Gru looked so similar inn age when in the first movie Victor was shown to be s lot younger than Gru. Apparently what happened was that Illumination SERIOUSLY forgot that they made Victor much younger than Gru which is why they're similar in age in this movie PLUS 20 SINS

[@user-ob6cm4ui6f]

Fun fact: according to Minions & More, an illumination short film compilation on Netflix, Illumination is an anagram for Lily Mountain

[@wastedtalent666]

10 sins added for sinweek costing $400 😂

[@beetlejess7997]

I was hoping that you guys would point out that the old guy's house got destroyed but him and grew didn't realize until they're in a room in the top floor

[@jasongrabowski920]

As an ERAU student, I would like to point out that a lot of us are ENGINEERING students. We're not all learning how to fly.

[@tardarsauce1842]

I still don't get it why are the Vicious 6 aren't impressed that Gru secretly stole the amulet?

[@TheNuttyMacadamian]

I Just checked and can't believe you haven't reviewed HOLES yet!!!! YOU HAVE TO DO HOLES (2003)

[@MrMan7342]

To all those that don’t understand, at 13:14, when he says go “full Peeta” it is a reference to the hunger games

[@fly2golf985]

10:52 LOVE the nag at ERAU 😂😂😂

[@bigfatdohnut]

2:44 lol Honor Among thieves ( Sly 3 )

[@doit9575]

I love that this franchise has been going long enough to incorporate their own memes back into the movies

[@DanBrizuela]

The secret to the Minions' success is how secretly dark some jokes are.

[@MrJsintic]

I saw this movie in theaters with my friend (both 18) and it was just as funny as an adult for just about every reason you sinned. Not because it was a coherent story, just because "what the fuck is happening and how does a child follow this story?"

[@CaloBrown]

Had they not added Minions to the title, I would have given this movie a shot, but as it were...DING!

[@abadwaffle1076]

I’m an actual flight student at Embry riddle right now and am currently losing ny shit because of the name drop also good luck on finals everyone tomorrow is study day

[@stephen3164]

The end of the movie is off the rails - to the point it feels like a different team of writers took over. The 3 minions doing kung fu training for about 20 minutes of the movie’s run time just felt like the writers had no idea what to do after the first half of the movie. The first half had good pacing, good story telling, setting up a plot. The second half was a fever dream. And for some reason, the airplane scene had me in stitches. Been watching a lot of aviation channels on youtube, and that whole scene, including the vtol, just had me in tears.

[@OdinMagnus]

20:55 (finds Mort cosplay stuff) Akkshewally, that's not the Millennium Falcon that's the Slave One which is Boba Fetts Ship lol

[@MakhaiX377]

6:14 they censored the split in banana split 😂

[@insomniagobrrr5542]

I think he said banana spunk

[@dragoace4115]

I literally just opened KZbin when this dropped 😂😂

[@tromboneguy_0447]

the fact that yall know what embry-riddle is is amazing

[@cyrus05w]

I didn't catch the Time Marker but the aspect of people putting food directly onto the table like what is up with that

[@Djkhrdfbviuhdffbvuihrbf]

I wonder if the day will come when there’s a movie with 0 sins

[@cdangelo1843]

Well for April Fool’s day one year, he sinned Troll (not the Dreamworks one) and decided to be positive and remove sins for everything that he liked. Towards the end the counter was at negative 10,000 sins, but then something happened making him so mad that he took back every negative sin, bringing the counter to 0. But then again, it was a prank video.

[@ofooda]

As usual the first word of the title sums it up

[@christophermanley3602]

Either these movies are getting better, or they're wearing me down.

[@user-mp9tj9lr4z]

18:01- there IS an explanation for this- the pendant will transform the nearest people that fit the corresponding zodiac sign (belle only selected five zodiac signs)

[@jeremybrummel3254]

Water is precious, you say, but almost like energy, can not destroy it. It goes into the sky, which it then comes down, or it goes into the ground or back into natural water sources, where it also serves a purpose.

[@TrueInvisible]

btw minions speak in a gibberish language salad between French, English, Spanish, Hindi, and Korean.

[@bitset3741]

YOU reviewing anything with Minions in it is awesome. They should make another with You in it, I would pay to see that dude!

[@pvzmariosonica8fan]

No comment as to the font for Belle Bottom's name being the one from Candy Crush?

[@ChiSportsNut18]

6:13 How is "split" a swear word?

[@locomotivetrainstation6053]

No idea

[@CopShowGuy]

A Super Mario Twins reference in the outtakes? Wow!

[@aputiunatweenuk5971]

love this channel can you do 'Strange Magic' next

[@geoffmorrow3956]

4:20 as a corvette owner I approve this message

[@tedyhawed871]

5:23 wait how

[@joshslater2426]

4:06 had me laughing hard. We need to find out why Kevin is an alien when it comes to ice cream and how he can eat it like that. BTW, this was the first film I saw in cinemas after the COVID pandemic. It’s a simple family flick, but I still got a lot of enjoyment out of it.

[@plotholedetective4166]

My son's middle school runs from 8:30 to 3:50... Boys first day I dropped him off at 7:45 and showed up to get him at 3 and had to wait a hour.

[@emilywilkins6192]

Dr nefario (don’t know how to spell it) gave gru freeze ray when he had the minions but in the minions movie (the first one)he did not have the minions but he used the freeze ray to get the crown of scarlet overkill

[@Moonligjt16]

You forgot to mention that at this point in time, Gru should be the one possessing the freeze ray, not Dr nefario, as he had the freeze ray in the previous movie, before he even met the minions

[@declansmith6382]

He cinemasins its my birthday Sunday also nice vid loved it

[@geardog24]

We never got a chance to see the other three animals of the zodiac used. I mean if the Vicious 5 were going to zap the three Minions with the medallion, why not Gru and Wild Knuckles?

[@zoharbashan2617]

You missed the "this movie exists" sin

[@IJCO_STUDIOS]

Minions 3: I am inevitable

[@zorey96]

Exactly what I need.

[@valenciageode25]

6:27 I think no one’s concerned Gru is by himself because of the time period. It’s 1976. It’s my understanding that kids wandering around was pretty much par for the course.

[@malin9717]

1:32 I wasnt really listening and wasn’t looking at the screen at the time so I thought he said ”Is it so hard to put meth back in your pocket?”

[@unrelatedchannelname]

You should've sinned the fact that the minion is trying to hammer in a screw.

[@mikerotch7417]

You're going to get grucified for this one

[@BuilderB08]

4:07 He’s just straight-up eating the ice cream like it’s normal food. Probably dangerous because choking, but he *is* a Minion.

[@PieEaterOfficial]

Love the mission impossible and hunger games references! 😂

[@LadyOnikara]

I just watched this movie again last night. I love it! (Also, why didn't you sin Stewart being able to lay eggs despite being a rooster?)

[@christianparrish3292]

Yes! I've been waiting for this!

[@finalfight505]

Link to the Clip : - They finally released this kzbin.info/www/bejne/aHa7m4Woid-HnbM .

[@mitski3612]

minion goggles are basically glasses so yes they can take them off

[@IsaaacWithThreeA]

NGL I think tying someone to a clock is a first in cartoons.

[@JimAllen-Persona]

Ok, you have to subtract a sin for Minions "whack a mole" :-)

[@ShiningPearlz]

Me waiting for the part when the minions freaking sing at somebody’s funeral

[@suspiciouskidisreallycool]

I saw this movie on a bus going to a field trip going to Washington DC. Someone else was watching it on their phone, so I couldn’t help but join in ;)