Everything Wrong With Lightyear In 23 Minutes Or Less

Lightyear is the movie that Andy saw back before Toy Story that made him want to get a Buzz Lightyear toy. And it's exactly as convoluted a set-up as it sounds. Which might be why it came and went with a whimper. Anyway, it's got sins, of course, so we counted 'em.
Thursday: Space sins.
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[@12345diehappy]

My main problem with this movie is that there is zero chance this would have been released in 1995, let alone popular. They had the chance to make a retro hero movie and blew it.

[@animebrat76]

Maybe to Andy this was live action

[@Mike_Dubayou]

@@animebrat76 whoa that’s a good point

[@jardex2275]

@@animebrat76 Except that the in universe opening says it was made by Pixar Animation.

[@noremac7216]

I could live with that easy. The convoluted story, complete lack of character development, and superficial lazy villain are much bigger deal-breakers

[@JamesTDG]

Indeed, they could have dogged on star wars and star trek a LOT. You know I would have if I was in charge.

[@thedragonskull1065]

If they revealed that Lightyear was actually a remake of the movie Andy watched as a kid the toy was based on I would’ve like it a lot more. They could’ve added a post credits scene of an older Andy watching it in the cinema with his own family or something and he could say “That was great, but it could never top the original” or something like that. It would’ve made much sense because I find it difficult to buy that a young Andy got a Buzz toy based on THIS movie

[@Knightrogue24.]

He didn't. He got a buzz lightyear inspired from a TV show. Buzz lightyear defender of the universe. This movie is not a movie He watched; it could've been but maybe it's a movie that's a reboot to buzz lightyear defender of the universe. Reboots suck ass so much, they never get anything right. TV shows an cartoons yeah that makes sense. Bullshit reboot movies no. This is a movie in our world, a movie about the real buzz lightyear in Pixars world outside of earth, not a movie within a movie that doesn't make sense. I have a great suggestion response to this, in pixars world with the humans this takes place sometime during the domination death of supers after BNL is just starting, they send star command to space to explore further extraterrestrial uncharted planets to look to inhabit them, when they get stuck on the planet for 62 yrs since buzz fails 14 times the test to get the stable crystallic fusion formula. Buy n large has been busy consuming the world, even going as far to create make believe shows n video games off false tellings of star commands mission to space, they create a buzz lightyear show and convince Andy to want a buzz for his birthday. The show Andy watches is not what happened to buzz. Buzz went fast into the future, he met an alternate reality dark it consumed himself in that version of his world, the zurg suit, ship, robots and the turnip inspired engine room that was Shelby c forthrights personal citadel ship straight the ceo president of buy n large. The Co axiom ships have the main population on earth aboard them. The zurg ship became a slaughter house ship because buy n large is not a good corporate business it's evil. The ceo is zurg. The real emperor zurg. But that doesn't explain why there's a zurg toy in 1997 with a cape, it's because there's different versions of zurg. The zurg from buzz lightyear defender of the universe show cartoon is not the same design as the zurg in toy story 2, that zurg is from the spinoff game attack on zurg. The one from the show is rarely ever seen after the alternate opening of toy story 1 ever again. He did have a toy then, why wasn't it in the movie? You're asking a question that's irrelevant. Zurg from that show sold out, buzz from that show sold out, because of consumer meets deadline demand in marketing. Ofcourse if a show does well and success it gets bigger n merchandise Gets made, but when spinoffs happen merchandise can get a little shaky at times. Why the stock is still full with all the same buzz lightyears with utility belts because 95 buzz is common to meet demand than later additional strategies to the market crisis when there's little less availability stock of buzz lightyear and zurg toys in the market. The company buy n large and waka waka toys made these for children's entertainment purposes and for devilish greed and consummation. They lied about the real happenings of buzz and his team, they stirred up lies to fool children into believing he's a super hero when the guy could've died at any point in the events of those tests. That's what they do. They lie n manipulate. And that's where it leads to wall e. Evil buzz isn't the enemy it's buy n large he was trying to stop buy n large because star command wouldn't lift a finger to leave, they were on the same side both star command and buy n large. That's why evil buzz fled and went insane becoming zurg because he wanted to travel back in time to stop buy n large from dominating the supers, the real supers. The ones syndrome, Evelyn deavor and Winsted deavor planned out to eliminate since incredibles 1 and 2. They don't care if people's perception or if politicians declare restoration to the nation supers agency is restored or not, all they cared about was control and manipulate. Syndrome was going to be a world dominator and emperor if the incredibles hadn't succeeded in foiling his plan. But if buzz did travel back in time and stopped the company from arising wall e and the buzz show would've never happened. Everything would have altered n reality in Pixar would be different. Than we see it.

[@chumfartlin9963]

@@Knightrogue24. BITCH what the FUCK you wrote a novel in the comments

[@liberalcitydweller]

@@Knightrogue24. mucho texto

[@randomkidontheinternet5893]

I think it would've been cool if, at the start, they said something along the lines of: "In 1995, Andy got a Buzz Lightyear action figure for his 7th Birthday. A toy that was based off his favourite film. To show our love for the character, we have decided to reboot the franchise, restoring it to it's former glory. And for Andy...This goes out to you, space ranger." ...That said, this wouldn't BE restoring the franchise to it's "former glory"...

[@jardex2275]

That was my thought as well. This is the reboot of the series that Andy grew up with.

[@4NerdsNetwork]

"the movie makes me wanna feel things but didn't spend enough time making it so that I feel things" is a perfect description for this movie haha

[@CocoaSucculent]

“It’s a line from the Toy Story Movies! Quick, everyone orgasm!” I almost choked on my drink 💀

[@sheilaolfieway1885]

I almost checked my stomach acid.

[@dukenukem69]

I came to infinity and beyond

[@civil_villain]

My kids hated this movie. They said everyone was too dumb to be space rangers, let alone regular citizens.

[@joshuahoward4556]

I agree with them lol. The one redeeming quality this movie had was that they didn't go for a cheezy "Buzz goes back in time and fixes everything" ending. I'm at least happy with what ending they chose for it, even if there were many problems throughout it.

[@MrBattlecharge]

Let's not forget that aside from Buzz and his friend, most of them weren't supposed to be Space Rangers, and they all weren't supposed to be citizens. They were still many light years away from home when Buzz detoured them and then marooned them, so they had to stay and make the best of it. Most of what the town was/is is set up around survival for getting back home, whereas home probably has more comforts and luxury qualities like entertainment, homes instead of apartments in the hab, etc. They likely weren't qualified or equipped for what was suddenly thrust upon them.

[@Khadi-C]

I felt the same. I despise plots that run on stupidity. I quit halfway through the film.

[@ARCtheCartoonMaster]

Dang, even the *kids* hated it?

[@cbennett6093]

Kind of like the collective IQ level in Prometheus. I see a trend.

[@MrBattlecharge]

I laughed insanely hard every time Sox opened his mouth and not-white-noise came out. Hilarious!

[@Kio_Kurashi]

The fact that they didn't slap them all one after the other so you weren't sure if there would be another, but you really expected there be one also really helped.

[@MegaZeta]

I really liked the part where the Buzz Lightyear movie for little kids has his best friend die of old age while he stubbornly condemns himself to a living nightmare

[@MrBattlecharge]

@@MegaZeta Lightyear has a PG rating, meaning kids aged 8 to 13 should watch with a parent. And it is never shown or mentioned that she dies, it is implied. If your kids saw that and knew she died, they probably learned about death and what was happening from elsewhere already. And similarly, if your 8 to 13 year old watched what happened on screen and was able to determine that Buzz was being stubborn instead of being focused on his mission (which is how it was being portrayed in the movie) then your children have some advanced thinking skills that somebody who is older with experience in reading between the lines might have. Also, they have recommended minimum ages for movies, doesn't mean that the youngest is the target audience. Most people who would be interested in this movie likely would need to have seen Toy Story first, and that movie is nearly 30 years old.

[@MegaZeta]

@MrBattlecharge No

[@SuperFlawless2010]

Bonus round and outtakes fucking killed me. I'M DEAD!!!

[@BillyBob-xi9ih]

Woody did tell Buzz that being a toy is a lot cooler than being a space ranger 😂

[@quantumphaser]

UNDERRATED COMMENT😎👍

[@phillychick]

You. Are. A. TOY!

[@WackoMcGoose]

Super Carlin Brothers proposed that this is just the "origin story" movie, and that _Lightyear 2_ is the movie that _actually_ made Andy want a Buzz Lightyear toy, because literally none of the plot points Toy Buzz talks about are present in _this_ movie. Honestly, it's a far more plausible explanation. Personally though, the _true_ "movie that Andy saw" was the animated _Buzz Lightyear of Star Command._ This one is at best a "gritty live-action reboot" by in-universe Pixar.

[@matityaloran9157]

Agreed. Star Command is superior to this in every way

Props to whoever edited that bonus round. It was hilarious 😂

[@vastotales4431]

Right 😆 🤣, also needs a Secondary Bonus Round for everytime Buzz name is mentioned

[@KB_Skykid]

Bro is it just me but like the video was uploaded 2 minutes ago but you commented 9 HOURS ago-

[@reezyturner051]

@@KB_Skykid They most likely joined their channel as a member

[@adriancarballoza6149]

Now I have to watch the bonus round.

@@KB_Skykid Patreon is a magical place, you should join in 😅

[@thomasdye7503]

I still can not get over the implications of Toy Story 2 where Zurg does the "I am your father" bit and knowing this movie is the one that Andy saw makes this movie canon in his world...

[@llamingo696]

Star wars reference and joke

[@thatgamingbear0107]

Just saying you also have to remember the toys never saw the actual movie so how are they supposed to know.

[@glennsworldofbrickfilmsand7624]

@@thatgamingbear0107 True true but but remember buzz is into his character in toy story 1and zurg should be in his character in toy story 2 then how HOW!!

[@ithinkihadeight]

Future Buzz didn't build the bots or the ship, he just found it and took it for himself. The real Zurg is still out there somewhere...

[@shawerful5209]

"You fucked your mom, buzz" *"NOOOOOOOO"*

[@babswilcox9941]

Something that bothered me about the thing where we find out Buzz's old partner was actually happy so he can kinda let go of his guilt a little is that...she was only one person. And yeah, she had a decent life there and found love, but what about everyone else on that mission? People who probably already had loved ones and families back home? I get that it was meant to be a long trip, hence the hypersleep, but that that doesn't mean that people didn't leave a spouse or kids or anyone behind.

[@mrcritical6751]

I think we’re meant to imply that everyone ended up happier on the planet and eventually settled hence why they straight up built a community for themselves

[@casonscarce978]

Well, if they did leave any family behind, they've been dead for centuries. The onion flew at hyperspeed for a time long enough to require hyperspeed for the people ON the ship. Let's be generous and assume 2 minutes of flight means 1 year and that the onion is just a short month into their journey. That would mean the events of the movie take place 22320 years after they left their home planet.

[@brandonlyon730]

I’m wondering where the hell is Star Command in all of this, like did no one there send a rescue party or anything to see what the hell is going on with the colony ship after losing contact for literal decades?

[@raisofahri5797]

Dont think anyone care about their home planet, because they already stranded on this planet for so long.

[@andreasilvestri5418]

The Whilelm scream is probably the only thing that makes sense in this movie, since it's actually supposed to be a movie made in 1993 or 1994. So the use of the Whilelm scream was probably very prominent in those years, since it's something that has been noticed and made fun of in the past 10-15 years (I guess).

[@E3ECO]

15:49 Of course Zurg didn't see him. Have we not established that Buzz has terrible spatial awareness?

[@lifeofrex4377]

OH MY GOD !!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[@Vulpine407]

Oooh, I didn't see that one coming. Wait for it...

[@FlyingJetpack1]

2 sin removals for this masterful foreshadowing

[@iwatchwithnoads7480]

Ah so they were setting it up for this one! Bravo Vince!

[@LordDawnWreaver]

There jokes then there is funny jokes like this

[@josiahryan4655]

The absolute worst part of Lightyear is the fact that we already had a fantastic movie call Buzz Lightyear of Star Command

[@KasumiKenshirou]

I haven't seen the series, but just looking at the poster I can tell it has distinct looking aliens instead of a bunch of boring humans.

[@izumishion6267]

THANK YOU! SOME ONE ELSE ACTUALLY REMEMBERS IT!

[@anubis5349]

Yeah I watched the movie as a kid and the TV show and thought the same thing

[@slayerdwarfify]

So that was real. I haven't heard it even mentioned in like, well, 15 years, and was half convinced the random flashes of animation I have in my head was my brain making shit up

[@Alphablue-tp4xc]

I wish we could've seen Mirror Nova, XR & Booster, This movie would've been better if it was based on the cartoon series

[@nicholaspratt8473]

6:55 An inside joke is that tool Buzz grabs from the side compartment. That's an E6B. Pilot's joke about it being old but reliable. We've been using it since the 30s.

[@melvinshaw7574]

So really this movie just exists to inform the audience that Andy had sub-par taste in movies. Look how much additional insight we've now been given into his character!

[@lowkeyarki7091]

If you can believe a kid would watch this movie that is, even my nephew fell asleep and he'd watch coco melon vids for hours.

[@stevesamuals2651]

I feel like the team behind this movie could have benefited from researching sci Fi movies of the mid 90's

[@balrighty3523]

Yep. I just remember the commercial for Buzz Lightyear that we saw in the first Toy Story (the one with all the monster truck “Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!” energy) and there is no way this movie led to those toys. I buy it as a current-year remake of the better, more fun movie that got Andy excited for Buzz Lightyear in the first place, but not as the original.

[@gorrow1990]

There just wasn’t any creative reason for this movie to exist when “Buzz Lightyear of Star Command” is a perfectly acceptable origin story for Buzz.

[@TheZero1312]

But then why does everyone (seemingly) want to let it phase into oblivion?

[@lucidfangirl1030]

Where can i watch that?

[@lucidfangirl1030]

When was it released?

[@jasonsimmonds3664]

I think it was August 8, 2000.

[@SeraphimDragon]

@@TheZero1312 Because 20 years is plenty of time for an entire generation that has gradually been spoon fed woke ideology to be fed even more of said woke ideology by warping yet ANOTHER old piece of work to "fit" into the "modern standards" of today that are "inclusive and diverse". Which are literally anything but inclusive and fundamentally dead set against diverse beliefs and freedom of thought. Or, God forbid, simple criticism.

[@LostWanderer605]

How come no one talks about how in the movie "Toy Story" Zurg is Buzzs' farther, but in "Lightyear" it's just Buzz from the future. This one plot hole deserves at least an extra 50 sins just for simply messing with my childhood.

[@joecool2987]

18:42 I definitely agree. I heard many people were walking out of the theater when they saw this scene.

[@stackflow343]

You heard people wishing they had walked out, no one was really doing that tho.

[@joecool2987]

@@stackflow343 true. Still the scene is still bullshit

[@TheWarmachine375]

Wished that Emperor Zurg wasn't an evil alternate Buzz but his father instead.

[@anubusx]

They should've did that. It reminds me of the Lost In Space film.

[@christianparrish3292]

I wish that too, but of course they went with time travel.

[@thejestor9378]

The father thing is still stupid and was always a gosh dang joke.

[@mrcritical6751]

Apparently they did try to make him Buzz’s father but it just didn’t work, of course evil future Buzz also didn’t work and honestly I think a better way they could’ve done it is to just have the mission at the begging be the last remnants of humanity escaping from a Zurg invasion that occurred on Earth and just making him an evil alien or AI that went haywire. Still could’ve done the time travel thing and had it that Buzz is so adamant about getting them off the planet due to PTSD and a fear that if they stay in one place for too long Zurg will find them

[@t-7777]

@@thejestor9378 so your saying Darth Vader is stupid

[@dufrain_media]

The bonus round and the various Sox scenes at the end had me dying!

[@spencertaylor-mrliltay]

As a guy who was born in 99 and loved Toy Story as a kid. Out of all the Buzz Lightyear stuff that was in the Toy Story movies it baffles me how different everything in this movie is to how anyone would’ve expected. So disappointing they had so many Buzz toys and things that could’ve been used in this.

[@automotiverenderings]

Best CinemaSins end tags I've seen yet. The recurring bit with Sox is perfection.

[@KevinKlineisawesome]

I didn’t realize there were so many buttons. The characters had to push throughout the movie. The bonus round was funny. And so many Sox white noise machine outtakes.

[@arielfilmsinc1926]

Button pushing in this film is the equivilant of Mr Spock saying Fascinating Robin in TV series Batman saying Holy (insert word here) Holgrams in Star Wars films Jump scares in Alien Preadator Films........................

[@finalfight505]

Hg

[@dracothewarrior4316]

123, to be exact

[@NarwahlGaming]

The future being all push button is well established in 'The Jetsons'. George, coming home from work: _"Jane! You wouldn't believe the day I had. I had to push the button 4 times!"_ Jane: _"Oh, you poor dear! You must be worn out. Why don't you go relax and I'll have Rosie bring you a treat."_

[@ethanmoon3925]

I actually like the parts where they push the buttons. They're shiny and satisfying. Doesn't fix the movie but it's like bubble wrap for nerds

[@pillagius]

Movie is full of impossibly convenient solutions, which kills any kind of suspense or tension. Also I'm pretty sure Buzz roasted the pair of guards that tried to stop him...

[@MazaAzi]

I'm suprised they didn't sin the fact Zerg is: Not a evil space empror incharge of a massive robot empire has legs instead of one massive hover leg cone thing, and not Buzz's father like in the OG cannon.

[@Pippsissewa]

One thing I thought of is… did Alisha not consider waiting to have her wedding so her supposed best friend could be there? It’s not like they’re pressed for time or anything.

[@SerHeadwig]

Props to the editors on the team. They've come a long way and the "Living Droid Count" and Bonus Round were both really well done.

[@HanmaHeiro]

Agreed. And the little Easter egg of audio at 6:26 when saying "even though" was awesome

[@Gamerguy-ud1zo]

One thing I always wondered was if a therapy cat like socks had AI that was smart enough to do calculations to make a space formula why weren't they using robots like that to calculate the formula faster. Also did they not have any instructions and formulas written on paper or any sort of database within the ship for emergencies like they got into.

[@spritemon98]

Sox had like 40 years to evolve and figure it out

[@shaylennelson]

That was my EXACT problem with this film too! If you could make AI to do it, why risk Buzz to go through time like that. He could’ve spent another 40 yrs back on that planet

[@vash3055]

It make zero sense to only have Sox do fuel simulations, also with proper coordination they could have greatly reduced the time it takes to find the needed result. Also I have major issues with the general mission planning that did allow for back up crystals or backup materials to make a crystal, powering a main colony craft with a fuel source that is so hard to make/only have one of. If they prove that they can create a precise fuel mixture, how do they not have this already in their database or have a person on their crew that knows/specializes in making this fuel? Basically there is almost no reason that they need to rediscover crystal fuel.

[@LordDawnWreaver]

Common sci fi sin

[@LeDave257]

23:20 best Part of the Video 😂

[@samkilpatrick1259]

Here’s a sin you missed: Why is Izzy scared of space when she wants to be a space ranger like her grandmother? At least Buzz points that out in the movie.

[@joshholland8564]

And replacing Tim Allen with Chris evans

[@samkilpatrick1259]

@@joshholland8564 That should be at least an extra sin or more.

[@fan4rmmars239]

It's the as wanting to be a surgeon when one is scared of blood. I don't see a sin there.

[@stackflow343]

It's like when someone dreams of being a pilot but aw shucks doncha know it Billy, he's afraid of heights! Drama! Hijinks! Emotions! Yea it's a tired cliche they shoulda sinned it.

[@kay-dc8495]

Every movie director and producer has this guy in their worst nightmares

[@e.enriquez4589]

So far the director of Kong has Jeremy living rent free in his head, the director sinned his sin video and explained why is why

[@jimb.7523]

@@e.enriquez4589 Ahhh. I remember that whole debacle. Lol

[@damoneldritch7588]

Him and Ryan George, the terrible twosome of pointing how how shitty your movie is

[@chloebowman6694]

That's a sin for just now realizing it, and another sin for just now commenting this even if you didnt just realise this, and ne more sin for making me explain why this is a sin. This sin is dedicated to cinemasin's style of sinning :)

[@Moolers]

Maybe five years ago, but I doubt they care anymore.

[@cara9648]

They had way too much fun with the Sox sleep scene and I am here for it. 🤣

[@thecowboybebop2071]

My biggest problem with this movie is that its supposed to be the movie that Andy saw as a kid, and ALL the kids were raving about it and obsessed with it, but…this movie is mid, at best. Preteen boys in the 90’s would not be head over heels for this movie.

[@ImNorman]

Also, if THIS was the movie all the kids loved in 1995, I think Sox would be the must have toy of the year.

[@chriscarpenter1920]

Both the bonus round and outtakes (the fact that every two outtakes were "goodnight, Buzz") are the hardest I've laughed at the channel in a while.

[@queenz3553]

Yeah I felt the same way lol I love this channel tho

[@SuperFlawless2010]

Literal youtube perfection!

[@marcoottina654]

also, the last outtake is the one I was hoping for, and I've love it

[@hankthetank117]

when buzz first lands he acts the same way on that he did when he first landed on Andy’s bed. I love that.

[@finalfight505]

Link to the Clip :- They finally released this kzbin.info/www/bejne/h5OrcpSNrqt2sJY .

[@sirpriss]

11:44 idk why but the tear launching got me 😂

[@maybenaught]

What I don't understand about the time dilation is how Buzz's ship was approaching the speed of light on a triangular flight path that is much shorter than the orbit of the planet around the star. Like, he should have returned moments after leaving the planet's orbit, relative to its time, right?

[@Gynra]

I'm glad you pointed that out. It really bugged me. For four years to elapse at the launch and return point, the ship would need a round trip of at least four light years (more, as the speed travelled was less than that of light), even though the occupant(s) would have experienced a much shorter passage of time.

[@KhanGarth]

It could’ve worked but only if Buzz was going like 0.99999999c, not 0.8. The time dilation isn’t linear.

[@Subwolferz]

Remember when Zurg said he was Buzz's father in Toy Story 2?

[@Ad-fu6tj]

"No, Buzz, I am your father" "NOoooOooOO!!!" Beautiful reference XDD

[@thejestor9378]

Yes, I remember that very blatant Star Wars joke.

[@shadeslayer8631]

Yeah seems like it would have been a better twist then fucking time travel

[@t-7777]

@@shadeslayer8631 yeah and the fight scenes between zurg and buzz would be more emotional because it's father vs son

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

*Alternate scene* Zurg: “You and I are the same Buzz” Buzz: “We were never the same, you killed my father!” Zurg: “No Buzz, I killed OUR father!” Buzz: “NOOOO!”

[@Triixster]

“Everything wrong with Lightyear…”. It’s not Buzz Lightyear of Star Command. I loved that series.

[@chasehedges6775]

So true. I loved that series as a little kid and this… was not that.

[@ShadowBox112]

Cause it wasn’t meant to be?

[@videon6134]

@@ShadowBox112 that and John lasseter hates that show.

[@phoenixdzk]

There's a whole other cartoon?! Nice, I wanna see that!

[@videon6134]

@@phoenixdzk have fun finding it.

[@cthulhufhtagn2483]

I think the biggest problem with this movie was that Buzz the toy was already a twist on a trope. To have Buzz the human be _another_ twist on the _same_ trope doesn't quite fit right.

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

5:42 Thats not "0% positive", it's his blood group: "O Positive"

[@wor1dconquerer170]

/whoosh???

[@MrSkysenGames]

8:00 That's a...very valid point. More so considering the events of Toy Story were in '95, meaning Buzz's film would have come out even _before_ then. What panic in the streets would that have caused? Also, someone was having too much fun making the cat bloopers at the end, heheh.

[@ethanrose9682]

All the rants freaking out about Hawthorne's family were made by people mentally TRAPPED in '95, so I'd say it checks out.

[@Revkor]

@@ethanrose9682 they don't have the tech to repair there ship but have the tech to allow to women to have kids. BULLSHIT on that alone

[@asudom172]

We saw the chaos it caused this year. I’m sure it would have been much worse.

[@eatatjoes6751]

@@asudom172 They'd have to burn the shelves of toys down.

[@vasheeri]

how did a lesbian couple have a kid lol

[@zarfa-de1266]

Cinnema sins is one of the few ways that I see movies that I don’t wanna pay for

[@PapesAgain]

Few ways?

[@ceoatcrystalsoft4942]

@@PapesAgain Honest Trailers

[@Pegarexucorn]

just pirate

[@bowens9763]

You kids are too poor to afford anything ever since endgame lol

[@Avalon_1991]

I use Pitch Meetings

[@DaisyGeekyTransGirl]

3:02 BUZZ LOOK AN ALIEN!

[@TheBubbaclaw]

I could watch a full half-hour of the "Goodnight Buzz" Edits. That was the best part of this vid.

[@kareningram6093]

The series of gags with Sox making "white noise" killed me. You even used a Wilhelm Scream after saying "oh, that's so 40 years ago."

[@xcellentcreations3312]

So from what I heard of this movie's production, the movie's jarring faults is a result of Pixar somehow forgetting the buzz Lightyear of Star Command cartoon...and it shows!

[@videon6134]

John lasseter hates that cartoon he won't allow it to see the light of day ever again, why do you think they haven't made Blu rays and DVDs for it yet?

[@calebproductions1264]

I barely remember that show, they should've had this movie be based on that.

[@videon6134]

@@calebproductions1264 did you not read my reply?

[@matt6872]

@@videon6134 why though?

[@kaimagnus5760]

@@matt6872 Obviously becuse the guy's an idiot who's alergic to money.

[@nunnamaker_6424]

“F you Pixar and F you too Andy!!!!!” Lmfao😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RednocNivert]

EDITOR: How many audio outtakes do we have ideas for where Sox does some not-white noise? CINEMASINS: Yes.

[@CJCarter22]

This bonus round and the outtakes getting so much mileage out of the Sox/white noise scene have been the highlights of my day so far. Brilliant

[@geardog24]

As cute and as marketable as Sox is, not even he could save this movie.

[@coreragestudios3430]

11:42 that's what i was also saying 😂

[@wolventiger]

You were very generous on the Willhelm scream 😂

[@Dickkickem460]

Honestly what bugs me most about this movie is nothing happens, like there's stuff happening on screen but it feels like none of it matters to the overarching plot and I kind of feel like a part of the reason I felt like that during the movie is cuz I already knew time travel was involved before watching it

[@spritemon98]

Agreed

[@shannongraham5786]

@@spritemon98 agreed

[@brandonlyon730]

It doesn’t help we’re on such a boring ass planet. Like if you’re going to get these people stuck in one location at least make it interesting. The only thing alien about this place is the moving plants and giant bugs.

[@FastForwardPlans]

@@brandonlyon730 The moving plants would have been interesting if they focused on exploring that, but instead it becomes a joke they forget about not even a quarter of the way through

[@ProtagonistLover]

​@@brandonlyon730they were on the planet for 40 years and don't seem to know anything about it

[@weirdyo9469]

"It's a line from the toy story movies, quick, everybody orgasm!" Had me bursting out into laughter lol

[@ejgoldlust]

Rest assured that for the foreseeable future, my daughter's bedtime ritual will end with "Good night, Sox." "Good night, Buzz." followed by her unhinging her jaw and releasing a swarm of bees or something

[@borishorton4074]

13:30 Jeremy, I’m gonna answer for Th3Birdman here, Buzz needs the crystal to put in the main ship which he calls “the turnip” so he could finish his mission, something he has been so obsessed with the entire film. Pay attention.

[@coolguyyy9071]

This film was literally Captain America fighting the father of Thanos 😂

[@jimb.7523]

Chris Evans even joked with James Brolin at the premiere, apologizing for beating up his son. Lol

[@DailyCorvid]

Who he defeats with a button press, a BUILT IN FEATURE OF THE SHIP!!! Ohh yeah then the film fucks the previous films for good measure. Typical Pixar, have exploded and imploded again a bit like Buzz Lightyears alternative Timeline. And like the alternative timeline, it was absolutely contrived and stupid. 😸 Personally I would have liked to see Buzz murder himself/his alternative future dad BY HAND. Yknow like he did with the bugs.

[@kamentrainerhorn2073]

Don't forget when he was in that ship that was falling with style during re-entry. It was at that moment that Cap became the Human Torch again.

[@lrb662003]

You need to check what the word: literally means.

[@BooleanCorporation]

You forgot the unforgivable sin of ret-conning that Zurg was Buzz's father in Toy Story by using a cheap joke about it when Zurg gets out of the suit -"Dad?"

[@Stelkingtonson1983]

Buzz light year is canonically his own father now

[@vastotales4431]

I would pay to see the "Goodnight S.O.X." bloopers reel all day

[@Gerthious]

They didn't even get to "Good night Ned" from 3 Amigos, it could be its own entire video!

[@cloveland2210]

How did Andy watch this and not go to war over his Buzz Lightyear toy not having a Sox to go with it?

[@Atman94]

25:42 "Not quite my tempo " fucking killed me lmaoo

[@Maswartz226]

This is all why I choose to believe the Buzz Lightyear of Star Command movie was the movie Andy saw instead.

[@DefgirRZawa]

Besides being lightyears better then this one (he, he, he) it is also more believable that a very lighthearted cartoon with a space ranger fighting an evil robotlike emperor would have been a movie Andy could have watched and fell in love with Buzz Lightyear^^

[@NinjaBearFilms]

I hope they sin that Buzz is actually traveling slower each time because he’s taking longer to travel the same distance.

[@russellvitranoiii3504]

I find it humorous the way you handled all those different, "Goodnight, Buzz," outtakes, lol!

[@anthonycannet1305]

20:51 “what if I miss?” Did she forget she has a teleportation device stuck to her back that instantly brings her back to her own ship inside the larger ship? Also Sox has a fire extinguisher built in which we saw him use earlier, and I’m pretty sure everyone remembers that one scene from Wall-e

[@gustavohernandeza.890]

The socks sound is the new "Tommy, how the peeping?". AND I'M ALL HERE FOR IT!

[@TheWarmachine375]

"To Infinity and Beyond!" - iconic quote of Buzz Lightyear

[@duncancurtis5971]

Only good from the original Buzz.

[@whatduck943]

That's from the other movie!!!

[@0ikess]

@@whatduck943 yeah yeah yeah!

[@coconuttied1815]

Also forgetting to mention that Toy Story does a Star Wars bit in one of the movies where Zurg reveals he's Buzz's father. Guess Pixar forgot about that when making this movie

[@mikelowry6286]

I love this channel it always makes me laugh uncontrollably. The way he said it was glistening after 4 years.. I've been winding that for like 5 minutes I can't stop laughing the way he said

[@CCHAWC717]

I know Disney would have never allowed it. But imagine this had been made with the creative mindset and restraints of the 80s. Afterall, to us this is computer graphics, to Andy, this would've been live action. I think using that mindset could've made this movie fantastic.

[@Alphasnowbordergirl]

If it was the 80s, this would have been a rated R movie and afte rthe movie came out it spun of a kid TV show and toys for kids cause, that made sense for some reason in the 80s.

[@KhanGarth]

@@AlphasnowbordergirlI don’t care what this movie says at the beginning. This movie spawned the Buzz Lightyear of Star Command cartoon show, and THAT is where the toy line and Andy’s awareness came from. This film is supposed to be a hard hitting live action sci-fi thriller in Andy’s world, not something a parent would take their kid to see.

[@oldspice051]

Among a lot of other things, one of my issues with this movie was the moral. They do a big song and dance about how Buzz needs to learn to rely on others and trust in his team. Then they pair him up with what are literally the most inept group of people on the planet.

[@hold_ma_beer9815]

"It's a line from the toy story movies, quick everyone orgasm" Man I choked on my food so hard and for so long 💀💀🤣🤣

[@Its_Dre]

The bongos in the bonus round are just... I can't even.😂

[@marjosonic]

This is one of those times where the sins given nearly 100% align with how I felt about this movie. A lot of Toy Story nostalgia pandering, contrived coincidences, and a bunch of things that were meant to make you "feel" something, but weren't really given the setup to work. But at least Sox was great. He steals the show just fine. The only sin I could debate is the animation quality from Pixar being not up to speed for the supposed time it was 'released' in universe, as it could be said it was a live action movie in universe..... course you would have to then explain why Evan Buzz looks so realistic compared to the doll looking characters from Toy Story one..... huh, maybe this sin is more layered than I thought.

[@human-tk2fo]

Yes but I am also unreasonably angry that there's finally a movie that brings up the horror of pushing the speed of light and missing out on what should have been your life, and they didn't do anything with it

[@NightBeWheat]

20:44 i just noticed this is the opposite of the most badass line in videogame history (from halo 2 specifically when master chief gives the covenant back thier bomb) Original: Cortana: Chief... What if you miss? Master Chief: I won't. Now: What if i miss? Don't miss

[@lordkameguru7851]

Wow. It really is.

[@rgejsv]

The granddaughter should know the invisibility doesn't last as she states she used to play with it all the time with her Grandma.

[@Zia_Ali.]

25:42 LMAO that "not quite my tempo" from Whiplash was excellent!! 🤣😅

[@tgguitarguy]

9:06 I fall asleep to your videos

[@LukeMaps]

That was the best outtakes sequence yet! The "It's a Wonderful Life" and "Star Wars" references landed perfectly!

[@Patrone68]

OMG, that bonus round made me realize how much I adore pressing buttons! That was strangely awesome.lol

[@jeremiahwright4450]

14:48 Wait until you read Army Regulations

[@collardcow4183]

Omg, I laughed harder at the Sox outtakes than I’ve ever laughed at anything before 🤣

[@Chazmo53]

I was hoping during the audio outtakes that Sox would make the urgent TV alert sound but the Dory one caught me off guard.

[@bossshun9]

Perfect explanation for the movie. Thank you, Cinema Sins. You made my day.

[@theMLBfan]

Those outtakes were hilarious! 🤣

[@godmaentertainment4375]

I had to fight the tears at the end, when Buzz said "It's full of stars, and they'll all leaving Twitter"

[@tayloredwards1675]

Just like Sox was the best part of the movie, the Sox edits are the best part of the video 😆

[@Old_Klepto_Nite]

The amount of "goodnight sox" bonus made me laugh so hard

[@seatspud]

"Goodnight Sox." "Goodnight Buzz." "Goodnight Lewis." "Goodnight Gilbert." "Goodnight Wormser." "Goodnight Lamarr." "Goodnight Takashi." "Goodnight Poindexter." "Goodnight Booger." "BUUURRRPP!" (Nerds laugh)

[@coltonk.3086]

The retcon about Zurg not being Buzz's father makes me livid on another level.

[@Fe-desu]

i always thought the buttons and the symplistic equations and stuff was a stylelized choice. like they Could make it realistic and have the formula for the hyperspeed crystal be extremely complex but they chose to represent it with 3 colors.

[@blueeyedscorpio7]

13:27 He does!!!! Love him!!! I want a plushy of him! Lol

[@George_Fl0yd]

They shot themselves in the foot adding that scene back in man. That 2 second scene is why sadly it will never get a sequel 😔.

[@21stcenturydead96]

Lol I was waiting for the screaming goat coming from Sox, you never disappoint

[@nathanielhollas8471]

17:33 Im sorry, but I didnt hear a word you said because I was too busy watching the robot counter

[@jomeiisaboss]

they had a lot of fun editing this one all over the place, had my attention through the whole thing and that barely happens.