Hearing Jeremy call the fat raccoon “chonky” has removed all the sins from my life
@brittanyvest57814 жыл бұрын
Same here. I instantly got some Kroll/Liz flash backs
@ScorpionTamer4 жыл бұрын
Does that make him Jesus
@OogaBoogaBooga69694 жыл бұрын
Chonky Bastard is now what I'm going to refer my friends cat as. Jeremy is great lol
@EternalAnkh4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy is Jesus: confirmed
@matthewcox694 жыл бұрын
At my school, the racoons are so fat they barely fit in the trashcans
@mentally.ill.spooky4 жыл бұрын
The scene where he is roaming around the city before he goes into the elevator was all improvised!!!!!! The cameras just followed him and the only paid actor in that scene was Buddy. Everyone else is an actual pedestrian!!!!!
@squiggles78334 жыл бұрын
That's so cool
@julie68584 жыл бұрын
Yeah, he went up to a random person and said "sAnTa?"
@Trinitysflicks7674 жыл бұрын
THAT IS AWESOME 😂
@tattoochef4254 жыл бұрын
I don’t believe that. Do you know how many people they would have to run up to to get consent for filming them and putting them in a movie?
@katiecreates25264 жыл бұрын
Skull Rings, Knives, Watches it’s true, you can look it up, the rest of the movie was filmed in Canada on sound stages. That’s the only place they filmed on location
@Mikoyo154 жыл бұрын
The fact that Buddy who is a human, managed to survive a lifetime on a candy diet
@GCEXTREMEMN4 жыл бұрын
And not be an obese diabetic nonetheless
@stevenporter70654 жыл бұрын
It's through the power of "Christmas magic" or some bullshit like that
@PenheartKings4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget a childhood of constant, hard unpaid work...And bullying by his co-workers/fellow slaves who are all much shorter than him.
@Vahktang4 жыл бұрын
Should have added 32 sins, one for each tooth that ought to be missing. And add an exponent of sins for wasting Peter Dinklage.
@userdetails14 жыл бұрын
@@PenheartKings And the fact after having such a shit life, overworked, bullied, poor-diet he is still a very happy extrovert. Most people would end up depressed and withdrawn if they went through all that all their life.
@UnklePeanut4 жыл бұрын
I love how CS implies that he, himself, has squared up against a raccoon. Now that's a video I would like to see.
@Karin17S4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@klenovyysirop124 жыл бұрын
We could sin that movie
@The_Real_Slim_Shadow944 жыл бұрын
His name is Jeremy, not cinemasins
@sourinc96484 жыл бұрын
@Jono Fancett no the channel is named after him, Cinema sins, he’s Jacksfilms older brother, but instead of a real name and something with movies, he got sins because.... do I need to explain?
@The_Real_Slim_Shadow944 жыл бұрын
@@sourinc9648 I see you chose an apt profile name
@dogchickencatboi59104 жыл бұрын
“ this is the first time that a human has ever set foot in Santa’s workshop” Are they implying that Santa is not human?
@oneflamingpotato79653 жыл бұрын
He’s a husk for the alien parasite that is the Red Suit
@Nolaii_3 жыл бұрын
@@oneflamingpotato7965 this ruined my day
@oneflamingpotato79653 жыл бұрын
@@Nolaii_ I apologize and Happy Holidays
@Nolaii_3 жыл бұрын
@@oneflamingpotato7965 na I'm just kidding. It's just a really weird comment that's all. Happy holidays to you too!
@nikjones92193 жыл бұрын
Oh shit
@livispuzzled4 жыл бұрын
Walter: *tells his son to get out of his life* Buddy: *leaves* Walter: 😧
@ob2kenobi3884 жыл бұрын
(Surprised Pikachu)
@kdjdejdjdjdjd73414 жыл бұрын
Lol
@lauriexd53544 жыл бұрын
*insert surprised pikachu
@Michael-wk7ug4 жыл бұрын
Laurie XD OB2kenobi already did this...
@lauriexd53544 жыл бұрын
Michael :D Sorry, your highness. I did not realize. 😞
@BIGhappyG334 жыл бұрын
So many Christmas movies have used “nobody believes in Santa anymore” as the crux for their entire plot. In a world where Santa Clause DOES exist, how would it be possible for people to not believe in him?
@treehugger02414 жыл бұрын
That something that bothered me even when I was younger. Where the hell do the adults think those presents come from?
@jonusaguilar81564 жыл бұрын
treehugger0241 it’s also concerning that the elves get no breaks.
@treehugger02414 жыл бұрын
@@jonusaguilar8156 I mean, elves aren't humans; my suspension of disbelief is willing to tolerate the fact that they might not need breaks like humans do, especially since they cheer when told they're gonna continue working right away. The real sin is the fact that the human Buddy is OK with this; how hasn't _he_ burnt out?
@EchthelionII4 жыл бұрын
@@treehugger0241 Is it possible that he somehow adapted to his new environment and inherited or absorbed some of the Elf's abilities (for lack of better word)?
@treehugger02414 жыл бұрын
@@EchthelionII It's not impossible, but there was so little to indicate that that it's basically wild mass guessing.
@erdoesc4 жыл бұрын
he didn't even mention the fact buddy basically got a job by walking into a store looking the part
@staropalis3 жыл бұрын
Ever been to target with a red shirt on? It’s not too far fetched...
@deepred4963 жыл бұрын
to be fair, especially for temporary christmas positions, that’s really the only thing necessary
@MoveWithWoo3 жыл бұрын
Well he did get a seasonal job. Maybe they were so desperate for people it was some kind of walk in type gig *shrugs*
@JarodMoonchild19753 жыл бұрын
I'm just gonna say r/wooosh and move on, cos some of you clearly misunderstood what the OP was getting at.
@DOSkywalkR2 жыл бұрын
Also, I'm assuming they need some bank information to get paid and stuff? So he doesn't really have a job, just a place to stay.
@aeyenthelobster48584 жыл бұрын
you forgot 1 sin, buddy tells the girl that he didn't know she was naked in the shower when they have showers in the north pole
@Lisey914 жыл бұрын
Aeyen The Lobster maybe they showered with clothes on in the North Pole?
@tattoochef4254 жыл бұрын
Lisa DellaValle they show him showering at one point-he at least has his shirt off. Are we to believe they shower with underwear or shower shorts?
@Lisey914 жыл бұрын
Skull Rings, Knives, Watches well it’s really cold at the Pole :) Everything possible
@Gloomyraindrop4 жыл бұрын
@@Lisey91 Yes, because wearing clothes while getting wet magically makes you less cold. If anything, it just makes you colder and get hypothermia much faster and worse. That's why you're supposed to take your clothes off if you got wet in the cold. The elves must be pretty smelly if they can't even properly wash their bodies.
@Lisey914 жыл бұрын
Raven M ok, then elves are like medieval Christian and it’s a sin to see yourself completely naked so they shower with their underwear on. Better?
@mileshurley75514 жыл бұрын
Video description: “This movie makes no damn sense.” My inner Kronk voice: “Oh yeah, it’s all coming together.”
@_birdie4 жыл бұрын
Miles Hurley kronk haha 😆
@EBTS-34 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha im going to have an inner Kronk voice from now on
@zachmann99964 жыл бұрын
I think the best part about this movie is that if Walter hadn’t started singing a large group of people would have been injured.
@emmetthesubwaybosswhorunso13194 жыл бұрын
Lol XD
@Bro-cx2jc4 жыл бұрын
Or at least he himself would have lol
@MoveWithWoo3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that's trueee
@sneezyg1 Жыл бұрын
6:31 the manager was originally intended to be played by Wanda Sykes, and they even had the name tag mad to match, but for some reason, she was unavailable and the actor they hired insisted on wearing the nametag anyway
@lilyquinn17114 жыл бұрын
Do everything wrong with “The Polar Express.” I dare ya
@jonusaguilar81564 жыл бұрын
Since it’s come down to that, they need sin the rest of the Santa Clause trilogy.
@Yoshikarter14 жыл бұрын
They already did that one.
@misshobbity4 жыл бұрын
Creepiest movie ever
@lilyquinn17114 жыл бұрын
Yoshikarter1 did they? It must have been taken down. Just searched for it and there’s no cinemasins video for it.
@Yoshikarter14 жыл бұрын
@@lilyquinn1711 I suspect as much, as I definitely recall watching it at one point before.
@agentj20124 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, just sounds like he’s sinning all the fun he’s having
@eternalreign23134 жыл бұрын
This is real life, there is no fun.
@elelder54 жыл бұрын
I never knew I wanted Cinemasins to refer to a raccoon as a “Chonky bastard” until now... amazing
@kittsami4 жыл бұрын
Literally only came to the comments after seeing that part to read a comment like this
@rileysassafras57664 жыл бұрын
I love "chonky bastard" so much
@totallyreena4 жыл бұрын
It's like that one National Geographic video about the Honey Badger
@angelomc66324 жыл бұрын
I was just about to comment that, he stopped just to mention the chonk boy
@thatthinginaplace57094 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna start calling raccoons that.
@phoenixmcdowell66183 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the part where Buddy was walking around the city for the first time, was with people who weren't actors. So that guy dressed in all red DID go outside like that.
@jeffcoat19594 жыл бұрын
When Buddy pushed every single elevator button, the other guy in the elevator didn't just get out and take another elevator.
@kristineilochi46154 жыл бұрын
Right? LOL
@KindredKeepsake4 жыл бұрын
I don’t care where I have to be at that time. I would want to hang out with that weirdass, and follow him about just to see what he’d do next. XD
@jordanwelch38324 жыл бұрын
You’d think in NYC that wouldn’t fly lol but I guess he had nowhere important to be
@Pontificate4 жыл бұрын
0:30 “ I’d like to talk about why everything is this pinkish off-white hue.” Everyone: Grey
@delhaney114 жыл бұрын
Grey 100%
@se7vin774 жыл бұрын
greyish-blue
@ameliacrisp84824 жыл бұрын
blu-ish lmao
@yudiwang6254 жыл бұрын
I can actually see where he’s getting the pinkish hue, but it might just be me
@Pontificate4 жыл бұрын
@Isabella Blum I guess I could have done that with asterisks, but no.
@KalParkaran4 жыл бұрын
Ok whoever wrote the “don’t make a religion joke and piss off billions of people” line is now my favorite writer. Audibly laughed out loud!
@banks35094 жыл бұрын
*Billions
@7gamex4 жыл бұрын
@@banks3509 There might be billions of believers, but only millions would get pissed off.
@calebproductions12644 жыл бұрын
He said billions.
@gaqua27014 жыл бұрын
Ok boomer
@westonkraus33404 жыл бұрын
Pretty bold of him to assume this video will get a billion views
@stephsaguudefan17534 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the raccoon should have been worth at LEAST one sin OFF. He's freaking adorable.
@icantthinkofagoodname79924 жыл бұрын
Stephsaguudefan but he’s a chonky bastard
@EndlessSummer8883 жыл бұрын
Raccoons are not adorable. They're vermin. Raccoons and rabbits are pure fucking vermin. One of them tore up my trash and then shit all over my backyard. The other ate my tomatoes and cucumbers and left his little pebbles all over my backyard too. If it were legal, I'd poison them. With something slow-acting, so they suffer.
@silvos89033 жыл бұрын
@@EndlessSummer888 damn. How soulless are you?
@silvos89033 жыл бұрын
@@EndlessSummer888 makes sense.
@Randomlyrandom204 жыл бұрын
In his defense he’s never drank before so I feel it kind of makes sense that he got wasted that fast
@LadyOnikara3 жыл бұрын
I know I did when I had my first beer.
@scofieldvictoria3 жыл бұрын
I was thinking that too
@DynamiteChannelist3 жыл бұрын
Took me about 4 beers, but yeah. First time it’s super fast.
@VitaliyDvorkin3 жыл бұрын
I think the sin is that chugging hard liquor on your first try would quickly turn you into a firehose.
@neilholmes82002 жыл бұрын
That and the following sin about it being unrealistic that the whole mail room would join in. I've worked in a few Mail or archive rooms in the past like that. The staff used to take any excuse to goof off lol
@hadmiar84 жыл бұрын
I was expecting you to sin the line "he must have slipped into your sack at *the* orphanage", as if Santa only visits one orphanage on the entire Earth.
@hadmiar84 жыл бұрын
Also, I always thought the movie took place sometime in the 1980s.
@seanster4404 жыл бұрын
He was actually scared of the elevator at first. He tries to escape when the doors close 😂
@RyanMortonVids4 жыл бұрын
Can you sub to me plz, don't have to if you don't want to
@earthhound4 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to see this in the Birdman video.
@maggiecapetola80074 жыл бұрын
Seanster The Monster this is a great username
@aeoniumred31124 жыл бұрын
The escalator part also is so funny
@notachinesespypleasebeliev89544 жыл бұрын
Gordon Ramsay 46 cAn YoU sUb pLEase??????!???? YOu doNt haVE TOO!!!! I’m just pulling your chain, no hard feelings. :)
@randomthingsproductions32994 жыл бұрын
He said chonky. HE SAID CHONKY *he said it*
@ivanardila46664 жыл бұрын
What did he say?
@screamindog87723 жыл бұрын
*he said it. he really did.*
@frantznademane93523 жыл бұрын
Walter: tells his son to get out of his life Buddy: leaves Walter: 😧
@NatandGeorge3 жыл бұрын
chonky = compliment. chunky=fatshaming
@konoyokabreadgarnishergarn46393 жыл бұрын
He saud it
@spacejesus65814 жыл бұрын
Fun fact during the scene where Buddy eats the weird spaghetti: Will Farrel got a really bad migraine just from having it in his mouth
@oliviakilbride59304 жыл бұрын
There's also a 'blooper ' of him throwing up for like 5 min after eating it on the DVD
@dentoncrimescene4 жыл бұрын
Fun?
@seanster4404 жыл бұрын
*Michael Scott voice* “that’s what she said!”
@owenmaleski22034 жыл бұрын
Every time my Ma sees that scene, she remarks how she hopes they only had to film it once
@cintronproductions94304 жыл бұрын
That's repulsive! Poor Will! 🤮
@princessaria4 жыл бұрын
Did you refer to the color of that room as “pinkish”? It’s blue, my dude. It’s like a really pale mint blue. ...Cinemasins are you color blind?
@SavaFiend4 жыл бұрын
This is like that what color is the dress or what color are the sneakers crap that was going around a while back. And yeah I didn't see that room as pinkish at all like literally at all.
@jayedwards54 жыл бұрын
@@SavaFiend Keep it to yourself or we'll have to go through all that crap again.
@AshDub864 жыл бұрын
That comment confused me too.
@Spottedfeather4 жыл бұрын
Nowhere is there blue....
@princessaria4 жыл бұрын
Spottedfeather man I hope you’re joking haha
@pkmntrainermark88814 жыл бұрын
"He must've crawled into the bag at the orphanage." Oh, so since you know exactly where he's from, you can just take him right back, right?
@khaotictrash4 жыл бұрын
I always wondered why they didn't just take him back 😂😂
@Jbr20054 жыл бұрын
That's simple, Santa only leaves the north pole on Christmas Eve
@AbbyLynette4 жыл бұрын
Papa elf wanted to keep him
@jrojassengard25864 жыл бұрын
Perhaps
@angelzx79614 жыл бұрын
but how was he at the orphanage if he had a dad?
@HelgaGrace20074 жыл бұрын
The guy in the red running suit WAS just some random guy walking around. Will Ferrell ran up to him, but when he saw the guys reaction, he ran off.
@LadyOnikara3 жыл бұрын
Around December, my dad had kids coming up to him sometimes. He looked a lot like Santa too, including the belly.
@princesscadance1974 жыл бұрын
Elf is one of those movies where, even though it may not be narratively-sound, it still has that nostalgia aspect, that keeps you coming back every year during the holidays.
@Markyroson Жыл бұрын
100%
@mxrazy4 жыл бұрын
"If no one wants you around why dont you just quit." I felt that.
@JakeTurbine4 жыл бұрын
@@HWEWSWEW Huh? How would it make the world better?
@SuperSongbird214 жыл бұрын
To be fair, I'm sure Santa just meant there wasn't enough Christmas spirit in New York - an obvious idea given that according to Hollywood all NYC locals are miserable @$$holes.
@mxrazy4 жыл бұрын
@@SuperSongbird21 I'm trying to be depressed!
@AbbyLynette4 жыл бұрын
SuperSongbird21 yeah that’s probably why the sleigh didn’t go down until he got to New York, makes more sense when you think of it that way
@jgalindezjg4 жыл бұрын
He missed the "new yorkers band together in a crisis cliche" when he was busy tearing up about the singing in the park.
@treehugger02414 жыл бұрын
He was probably about to sin that before his feels got the better of him.
@raynenickerson5084 Жыл бұрын
I have an easy explanation for the sleeping inconsistencies. You mentioned that elves don't get many breaks, so it's reasonable to assume they work long hours. Maybe even for days on end without sleeping. Even though he's human, it's not entirely out of the realm of the universe to say he could learn to do the same. Then he sleeps in the window without being tucked in, which could've been him finally passing out from exhaustion.
@redbones60464 жыл бұрын
"I'm 26 years old" *Hahahahahahaha* My thoughts exactly
@ianhall37954 жыл бұрын
He looks 36 or older at best
@jacobdrain44924 жыл бұрын
@@ianhall3795 Maybe 40
@JimmyTheAce894 жыл бұрын
To be fair, he WAS drunk when he said that.
@JakeTSnake74 жыл бұрын
I think the joke was that the mailroom job accelerated his aging process.
@TheVanishing874 жыл бұрын
Lol Ikr? I'm 32 and I look younger than him.
@austinaraniecke92134 жыл бұрын
Us: we want endgame Cinemasins: everything wrong with elf
@mosessandoval45004 жыл бұрын
Ahhhhh we want everything wrong with endgame ahhhhhhhh
@nobody56744 жыл бұрын
Predictable comment is predictable. *ding*
@calebproductions12644 жыл бұрын
It's called patience, you'll survive.
@matthewmccoll1854 жыл бұрын
this is the sins video we needed, not the one some wanted right now
@darkmasteroverlord3724 жыл бұрын
It's inevitable.
@teammysticftw50114 жыл бұрын
Me: Why does everyone talk about Christmas already it’s not even Thanksgiving Cinema Sins: Everything wrong with Elf
@Heisenkirk20004 жыл бұрын
Halloween starts September 1st Christmas starts November 1st
@djmindcrasher4 жыл бұрын
There is no Thanksgiving in my country, I can only count down days to Christmas!
@teammysticftw50114 жыл бұрын
djmindcrasher that’s nice
@nix_4 жыл бұрын
Thanksgiving is American the rest of us are just waiting for Christmas
@sammorris47224 жыл бұрын
Not everyone does Thanksgiving
@chrisdaughen52574 жыл бұрын
A few things I thought of when watching this movie: 1. How is Buddy so energetic when his step-father is SO EMOTIONLESS throughout the entire movie? Did he tuck Buddy in at night while he grew up? 2. 5:55 Does the North Pole have gender neutral bathrooms? 3. When Buddy buys a "special someone dress," he should know its for a girl right? There's still romance in the North Pole! 4. When he made a rocking horse, he destroyed his father's furniture to get the wood which is kind of insensitive. 5. If Buddy was so popular at the North Pole, shouldn't he have recognized that Miles was, at the very least, not a North Pole elf?
@CharginChuck4 жыл бұрын
All I could think of during the Strings ad was "This goes on for some time."
@Rogue.Rainbow4 жыл бұрын
*Ding*
@loris4664 жыл бұрын
Yeah, seriously!
@keenandevier80534 жыл бұрын
Buddy in the classroom being 5x bigger than everyone and he is sitting in the FRONT ROW. Blocking other students, sin.
@Paulafan54 жыл бұрын
It's probably because of the forced perspective. He's a lot closer to the camera than the elves to make him seem bigger. Same with the "batteries in the smoke detector" scene.
@randykruse12894 жыл бұрын
Did anyone notice the elf that said "If he hasn't figured out he's a human by now.....". That's Peter Billingsley. He played Ralphie in A Christmas Story.
@abutton1174 жыл бұрын
WAT
@ks_cerealkiller4 жыл бұрын
😱
@BeeWhistler4 жыл бұрын
I knew that, but it's still delightful. There's so many Christmas movie references in this one.
@sarah989174 жыл бұрын
Yay!
@BakuraRy04 жыл бұрын
Most of us noticed this when Elf first came out. Sixteen years ago. If there's still people who haven't noticed this, they're either too young to remember A Christmas Story, or they're blind.
@blakebarrett15194 жыл бұрын
"This movie sits on a throne of lies" HmmmmMmMmMmMMMMMMMMMMMM
@BigDogRedskin4 жыл бұрын
Missed the part where he “goes through” the Lincoln Tunnel and the actual shots are of the Holland Tunnel
@damienholland2k74 жыл бұрын
@UC-Y9U_uVj-ftvd8kNxBtUFQ Fuck off, no one will sub to you just because you beg
@robp15194 жыл бұрын
He doesn't actually sin movie mistakes anymore. It's 99% jokes and questions that aren't a sin of the movie.
@memorra4 жыл бұрын
@@robp1519 He actually points out multiple things actually wrong with the movie itself that aren't throwaway jokes. Pay more attention.
@robp15194 жыл бұрын
@@memorra if it can be answered by actually watching the film, it's factually a throw away joke.
@memorra4 жыл бұрын
@@robp1519 I'm sorry I just don't care. Fuck off, have a nice day.
@enderdas4 жыл бұрын
"look at that CHONKY bastard" ~ greatest line from cinema sins ever spoken
@gonzotown94384 жыл бұрын
I feel like if elves unionized they'd just request more work.
@Edward-Not-Elric4 жыл бұрын
Accurate. They'd probably request they get to sleep at their work stations.
@samuelbutton71854 жыл бұрын
"Us elvses like work, Harry Potter sir!"
@AwdryFan-tb6ln4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: I was afraid of escalators when I was a kid.
@TrueApexMusic4 жыл бұрын
Be too because my mom has told be that if you didn’t get off in time it would rip your feet off
@vanguardbreaker88264 жыл бұрын
Same here
@deeanna84484 жыл бұрын
Same!🤣
@lordflacko82324 жыл бұрын
I hear you, my mom got her sandal caught as a kid and hearing her mention that always scared the shit out of me lol
@Brodie0294 жыл бұрын
Why tf are you commenting that on a cinemasins video like no one asked
@happyellf4 жыл бұрын
I will never forgive you for NOT removing a sin for "You sit on a throne of lies"
@RudeGrouch4 жыл бұрын
So who do the parents thinks gives their kids presents if they don’t believe in santa but santa still does it It’s the same problem with all Christmas movies including santa
@wormbaby86434 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@Spottedfeather4 жыл бұрын
There was another christmas movie that explains this. Santa only goes to the houses where everyone in the house believes in him. If he went to every house, the parents wouldn't know where the presents came from.
@sarah989174 жыл бұрын
@@Spottedfeather Do you know the title of the film?
@Spottedfeather4 жыл бұрын
@@sarah98917 The Christmas Secret. It shows how Santa used to be a viking and explains how he only goes to houses where everyone there believes in him so that he doesn't freak out the parents.
@sarah989174 жыл бұрын
@@Spottedfeather Okay thank you. I was just curious.
@androzani84productions854 жыл бұрын
As Roger Ebert put it, “Mary Steenburghen proves she is the only woman in America who can take in her husband’s out of wedlock elf and mean it entirely.”
@PetProjects20114 жыл бұрын
I legit forgot Mary Steenburgen was in this film. I kept thinking, "Why does that woman look familiar?"
@DSMTheEditor4 жыл бұрын
Thats why she's a national treasure
@SteamboatWilley4 жыл бұрын
Buddy is aware that gnomes exist, but calls Tyrion Lannister an elf.
@Tauramehtar2 жыл бұрын
All dwarves are elves in their Buddy's eyes.
@misshollis75472 жыл бұрын
At least he didn’t call him a midget
@savana32724 жыл бұрын
The reference calling Zooey Deschanel the New Girl is uncanny and deserves more recognition
@LucyAnne14 жыл бұрын
I kind of really wanted a New Girl audio outtake at the end of the video 😅👍🏼
@maverick-12334 жыл бұрын
Feel like there should be a Everything Wrong With A Christmas Story.
@bostonian46504 жыл бұрын
Zach Hicks favorite Christmas movie. Would love one of those
@RockyRatZZ4 жыл бұрын
Zach Hicks that movie alone (talking about “a Christmas story “ ) is a sin in itself
@calebproductions12644 жыл бұрын
Jingle All the Way, The Polar Express, Happy Feet 2, and Arthur Christmas need to be sinned next this month or next month.
@mikaylastewart31834 жыл бұрын
Nothing. Nothing is wrong with that movie
@brandonhicks99264 жыл бұрын
I love the movie, but there are definitely a few sins
@konnorrockkonnoisseur49704 жыл бұрын
No one: Not a single soul: CinemaSins: *T H A T I S A F A T F - - - I N G R A C O O N !* 3:44 😂😂😂
@geoman265.4 жыл бұрын
*_C H O N K Y_*
@sephyhot4 жыл бұрын
I died laughing 😅
@elizabethr9712 Жыл бұрын
At the end your mix of: “Miles Finch, Miles Finch…” “Leopold, Leopold!” Had me dying laughing! Thank you for the memories of that Bugs Bunny moment with this scene! You’re the best.
@AfroCharlieable4 жыл бұрын
Asking why she agrees to date with Buddy like he’s never seen a 6’3 guy with blue eyes, good teeth and a low BMI
@treehugger02414 жыл бұрын
How _are_ his teeth so good if his diet has been 90% sugar all his life?
@justanotherglorpsdaymornin50974 жыл бұрын
I don't care how attractive someone is if they are just a step away from being a sex offender I would not date them.
@davidtaylor1424 жыл бұрын
He’s not a bad looking guy, but I don’t think Will Ferrell is attractive enough to outweigh the creep factor.
@justanotherglorpsdaymornin50974 жыл бұрын
@@davidtaylor142 In my book not even someone I have been crushing on for years would outweigh the creep factor.
@pauldzim4 жыл бұрын
@@justanotherglorpsdaymornin5097 I thought women liked dangerous guys?
@MegaSoulHero4 жыл бұрын
I watch this movie every year. Such a classic.
@teaisyummy.18544 жыл бұрын
MegaSoulHero How did You hey here 23 hours ago
@MegaSoulHero4 жыл бұрын
Tea is yummy. - Patreon
@thedarkknight91534 жыл бұрын
Are you a time traveler???
@chasehedges67754 жыл бұрын
Same. Love both the film and Will Farrell's performance.
@MegaSoulHero4 жыл бұрын
The Dark Knight - That’s not how time traveling works. Never in any kind of fiction has someone done something in the future that would cause it to appear in the present. Even a 5 year old would know this.
@atlastheta4 жыл бұрын
The fact that Jeremy said "Chonky" unironically makes me unbelievably happy and I can now die happy
@aleksdreeve88784 жыл бұрын
The scene where he takes an unexpected running start outside the shot onto the couch and onto the Christmas tree to put a star like Michael Jordan and then falls over WHILE on the tree got me laughing for the rest of the movie the first time I watched it. Still gets me
@Megamean094 жыл бұрын
When they said "it's time to start preparations for next Christmas!" The sin should've been "Retail."
@Thejordanenthusiast4 жыл бұрын
Or Amazon
@kaiseremotion8544 жыл бұрын
objection. no one in their right mind would bully someone 5x BIGGER than them
@human54854 жыл бұрын
Do everything wrong with “Hansel and Gretel: witch hunters”
@hellojari074 жыл бұрын
yes pls
@DerekScottBland4 жыл бұрын
That movie was so good but so bad.
@human54854 жыл бұрын
Scott Bland true tho
@human54854 жыл бұрын
Vice TOLUCT yasssss
@DerekScottBland4 жыл бұрын
@Vice TOLUCT - Just watch the Rifftrax version of Jack the Giant Slayer :-)
@JustCallMeAlec3 жыл бұрын
"If wishes and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all see a statue of Jesus crying" this is like my new favorite line in Cinema Sins.
@jack_of_alltrades70914 жыл бұрын
Since an apple a day keeps the doctor away I've come to the conclusion that Jeremy is in fact a doctor and that's why he hates apples
@esn_644 жыл бұрын
As a kid who had to sit through about 7 rewatches of elf in school and at home, i am so god damn glad that it gets sinned
@mightywizard74754 жыл бұрын
2:22 why would Buddy's classmates bully him when he could easily kick their ass because he's 3x bigger than them?!
@SennaHawx4 жыл бұрын
Children find a way. I believe the correct answer would simply be "Because they're elves"
@PenheartKings4 жыл бұрын
Well, you see it's because he was raised since he was barely old enough to say mama to do hard work at a toys factory...That shit is murder, and people kill themselves because of what, 8 hours? This boy had it 24/7 no sleep. So that being said, what was going through his mind was...Do one thing wrong and he's gonna get crucified and if they're merciful...They'll all laugh at his expense. His body doesn't mean much when his mind is beaten with a whip every second.
@abbywolffe41144 жыл бұрын
I bet he wears size 13 Nikes
@JakeTSnake74 жыл бұрын
It is a collective, social bullying. Not a physical bullying.
@jongon08482 жыл бұрын
Also is he forgetting they're elves? Elves that don't wanna be on the Naughty list?
@TonksRules4 жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly she was showering at work because they shut her hot water off. :o
@tonyabrookes99313 жыл бұрын
Plus she could have bought jug water at the grocery store to make her noodles...
@user-sb2tb9oe7d3 жыл бұрын
@@tonyabrookes9931 bought jug water?
@oneflamingpotato79653 жыл бұрын
@@user-sb2tb9oe7d I think they’re talking about like those things of water you can buy that you put in water coolers. I would just get a shit load of water bottles
@user-sb2tb9oe7d3 жыл бұрын
Or if I had no money like Zooey Deschanel in this movie i'd just buy one of those big ass water jugs and refill it at a water fountain. But maybe that's what the guy was saying.
@toddflynn69962 ай бұрын
@@user-sb2tb9oe7dbro . Why would you buy anything at all if your too broke to pay your water bill when you can shower in hot water for free at work .
@QuintonMurdock4 жыл бұрын
That model train comment sounds like they actually care about model trains. I like this channel a little more now
@sambroady4 жыл бұрын
“This is like Lorraine assuming Marty was Calvin in Back to the Future” THATS EXACTLY WHAT I SAID WHILE WATCHING THE MOVIE!
@Ms123694 жыл бұрын
I'm giving CinemaSins a sin for not taking a sin off for the mere existence of Peter Dinklage in this movie. (Ding)
@melissap.62714 жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@Smoothy4doctor264 жыл бұрын
And how do you go a whole review of Elf without one Game of Thrones reference? I was sure they'd at least throw a Tyrion line in the end
@halla1rw4 жыл бұрын
I though he sounded familiar! THANK YOU!!!
@melissap.62714 жыл бұрын
Smoothyesk- I thought that too!
@cintronproductions94304 жыл бұрын
That was Peter Dinklage!? Mind blown. Guess his hair wasn't as messy back then.
@hunterojustice72364 жыл бұрын
10:22 I freaking love when he laughs, it’s contagious.
@aarondow58702 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@bluebooth54484 жыл бұрын
I’ve definitely called a real human person a ‘jackweed’ before this movie existed. It’s a real insult I swear.
@robertmiller77214 жыл бұрын
Blue Booth I believe that R Lee Ermey used that very insult in his History Channel Show mail call.
@bluebooth54484 жыл бұрын
Robert Miller Thanks for backing me up babe 😘
@robertmiller77214 жыл бұрын
No problem. Ermey also used that insult in his Geico commercial as well.
@GhazMazMSM4 жыл бұрын
The old man buddy mistaken for Santa is not an actor,In fact he didn’t even know he was being filmed.
@BeeWhistler4 жыл бұрын
LOL! So apparently someone would go out in that track suit? That's adorable.
@frankunodostres4734 жыл бұрын
really, the "numerous random people get together on christmas and sing a sappy christmas song"-cliché gets you emotional? you of all people xD
@Backinblackbunny009 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe it's been 19yrs since this movie came out😳. I had just turned 20 and was working at blockbuster. This movie was our xmas bonus
@devandeppisch74124 жыл бұрын
Elves get married Santa: im instituting Prima Nocta
@nathanrogers28984 жыл бұрын
Arsenal Hawk he’s into some kinky shit, why does he want to get down with elves
@xiphos82194 жыл бұрын
Except when he told Deb she was so pretty she should be on a Christmas card, he had no expectations of sexual activity. A compliment does not constitute sexual harassment, at all.
@xiphos82194 жыл бұрын
@VR TV Never do that, that just adds to the problem
@23Starcatcher4 жыл бұрын
It does in 2019, apparently. . .
@23Starcatcher4 жыл бұрын
@VR TV he shouldn't bother, it isn't possible - they are never happy.
@greysongladney44034 жыл бұрын
Tell that to the sjw's
@dominican56834 жыл бұрын
"Theres alot I dont know about martians, centaurs, dragons and other mythical things like a happy marriage or a well paid American worker" 🤣🤣🤣
@Kain_cee2 жыл бұрын
“Why in the name of Rudolph’s ballsack” is the greatest thing I’ve ever heard.
@jacoblowery71644 жыл бұрын
I would have removed a sin for the scene of will ferrel being hit by a car.
@bostonphotographer204 жыл бұрын
..and then explaining: "Watch out, the yellow ones don't stop!"
@Kawaiikate014 жыл бұрын
Makes me laugh EVERY time!
@Paulafan54 жыл бұрын
Curious how a bad film like Us got sins takens off left, right, and center, but good films rarely get any taken off.
@DmanLucky_984 жыл бұрын
"The main protagonist in NYC gets hit by a car" cliche *ding* one sin added...
@hiphopforlife75024 жыл бұрын
Paulafan5 US was a bad movie? You’re white huh?
@SweetChickenSir4 жыл бұрын
Looks like someone on the sins team didnt research if smoke detectors run on AAA batteries. The First Alert 7010BSL and a handful of others run on them. So, +1 for the writer who obviously isnt Denee
@LadyOnikara4 жыл бұрын
I was going to say, if nine volt batteries are only existing for smoke detectors, then California could be responsible for their extinction if they convince enough people to switch to these horrible smoke alarms that have non replaceable batteries. These things suck!
@memorra4 жыл бұрын
Honestly I couldn't give a fuck if it is accurate or not. I've never encountered one that did and that's all that matters to 98% of the people watching. So sorry a comedic review about a fictional movie using throwaway jokes ruined your day.
@Paulafan54 жыл бұрын
@Jackie Tearie But it is a sin that he got all snotty about it, acting like NO SMOKE DETECTOR ever used AAA batteries.
@kingofbudokai4 жыл бұрын
For the sake of clarity, it should be noted that simple compliments in a workplace setting do not inherently constitute sexual harassment.
@wolveraspeaks4 жыл бұрын
Yes they do. If the one making the compliment is male.
@armyalooftv74814 жыл бұрын
Desolate Hound no they don’t unless it’s repetitive and is clearly annoying the female
@JakeTurbine4 жыл бұрын
@@armyalooftv7481 Desolate Hound has never actually had a real career, he just knows what the internet has told him to be true.
@suzannejensen2754 жыл бұрын
A woman had a guy fired at our job because he wolf whistled at her and they said that was sexual harassment. OMG nobody could believe it.
@wolveraspeaks4 жыл бұрын
@@JakeTurbine Actually I know what I go through from the women I work around. When you're done abusing animals maybe take a look outside your Twitter circle
@flashcsrvclips78414 жыл бұрын
Somebody: Walks This guy: SIN
@lauriexd53544 жыл бұрын
He’s still funny though
@lordeverett56424 жыл бұрын
That’s the joke.
@willmiddleton9134 жыл бұрын
If this isn’t your favorite Christmas Movie something’s wrong with you... well unless it’s Die Hard
@joec72174 жыл бұрын
Home Alone?
@_nytrix_gxrge_51704 жыл бұрын
Grandma got ran over by a rain deer
@jamesanderson63734 жыл бұрын
It's Die Hard
@spacejesus65814 жыл бұрын
Average Joe Home Alone 1 was a masterpiece, Home Alone 2 would have been better but Donald Trump had a cameo, 3 was okay and 4 was absolutely stupid, then again it was a straight to DVD, those are never good
@danimations14404 жыл бұрын
Muppets Christmas carol...
@06hatter4 жыл бұрын
"Then maybe you should just quit. If nobody wants you around, why stay for tradition's sake?" Lmao Merry Christmas everybody
@trevortill44774 жыл бұрын
The Strings outtakes were literally so hilarious😂
@LockwoodTheScientist3 жыл бұрын
I love that male elf in the yellow’s reaction to Santa saying that they are preparing for next Christmas. He looks so damb surprised. I would assume you start preparations right after Christmas EVERY year. So, why should THIS year catch you off guard? Did he realize what role in what movie he was getting into right when cameras rolled for that shot? Edit: timestamp 1:32
@guinealover66743 жыл бұрын
No, he's just your average procrastinator. He never even considered preparing until Santa brought it up.
@CodyFairlessLee Жыл бұрын
Dude. I never even noticed that until you pointed it out. That’s amazing.
@NottherealLucifer4 жыл бұрын
"Baby, it's cold outside" isn't problematic in the slightest. The idea that it is is just a misunderstanding of cultural differences and the assumption that how we interact today is exactly the same as how we interacted in the 1940's, when the song was written. The entire song hinges on the fact that at that time a woman couldn't just stay overnight at a man's house without the very valid fear of being ostracized. It's a song about a woman wanting to stay the night at a man's house, but knowing that it's not socially acceptable, and a man, seeing her desire to stay, giving her every excuse to do so. He says it's cold out, and that the weather is bad, and that it would be impossible to get a cab at that point. She says she has to leave, but maybe after another half a glass of liquor, then much later in the song says she has to leave again, but maybe after one last cigarette. The woman absolutely wants to stay but doesn't want people to judge her for it. The only line in the whole song that could be problematic is "Say what's in this drink?" but that's just her feigning that the drink is super strong and that shes already feeling a little drunk, it's another excuse for her to stay. The entire song can be summed up by the line "At least I'm gonna say that I tried." They're just building a portfolio of excuses to give other people when they ask why she had a night of consensual fun in a man's house.
@jeweldivagirl4 жыл бұрын
Acrylic Antimatter Exactly!!! Thank you!
@IronCavalier3 жыл бұрын
It is lost on the four-year old mentality of adults today who cry about everything they hate, don’t understand...(don’t WANT to understand), programmed to think, and the moral superiority (in a childish, fantasy world of no absolutes and the, “Your right may not be my right,” subjectivity) of goony goo goos, they think they know what should be right, wrong, and immoral. But, your break down of the reality of the song is pretty spot on. Thanks!
@res0nance1974 жыл бұрын
"Smoke detectors are the entire reason the 9-volt battery industry exists at all." Yeah, but what about guitar pedals?
@kainoaman123454 жыл бұрын
How is saying that her face is pretty sexual harassment?
@EllaBananas4 жыл бұрын
Eh context is everything with that stuff. But yea I'd agree that wasn't sexual harassment. I don't think I'd be upset if someone randomly said "your face is pretty" while smiling. If they walked up to me in and intimidating manor and said, "your face is pretty" I'd kick them and run.
@jabber19903 жыл бұрын
because sexual harassment is anything that a woman says it is if a woman says its sexual harassment. then its sexual harassment
@robd5558 Жыл бұрын
His name tag says “Wanda” because the part was supposed to be played by Wanda Sykes, but she backed out at the last minute. When that actor filled in he wanted to keep the “Wanda” name tag as a joke.
@cadelittle73654 жыл бұрын
I still refuse to believe there is anything wrong with this movie
@Numberonedetour1945fan4 жыл бұрын
Best Christmas movie ever!
@LordTylerBluGunderson4 жыл бұрын
Easily the best Christmas movie of all time
@cadelittle73654 жыл бұрын
Rio 3 and Zootopia 2 I agree, I watch this every year at least twice
@GCEXTREMEMN4 жыл бұрын
Diehard is the best Christmas movie ever..
@cadelittle73654 жыл бұрын
Glenn Cox ah yes how could I forget
@sarafernengle36764 жыл бұрын
Is anyone else wondering why Buddy’s innocent “You have such a pretty face” is labeled as “sexual harassment”?
@RickRodGaming4 жыл бұрын
It's 2019, compliments that pertain to any feature of your body, especially is said person is a female, counts a sexual harassment, so labeling it as so is accurate.
@nathanrogers28984 жыл бұрын
Rick Rod Gaming why does that piss me off
@shelbynordquist46224 жыл бұрын
Sara Fern Engle because he has already ben perceived as creepy so any attention she gets from him will be called harassment
@THEBOY1792-y7x4 жыл бұрын
@@RickRodGaming God 2019 sucks. I can't even compliment females anymore. The first thing I would do is compliment her on how pretty her face or smile is.
@GARY84ROCKS4 жыл бұрын
@@shelbynordquist4622 And every "American worker" is underpaid...geesh... give me a break.
@TheTallperson1234 жыл бұрын
When he took off a sin for Will Ferrell and his performance in this movie, I was filled with Christmas joy!
@BettyWhite21714 жыл бұрын
Step brothers was awesome! .. I think that's the name of the movie.. ?
@mynameisnotthathardtospell81994 жыл бұрын
3:44 HE SAID “CHONKY”!!! HE SAID “ *CHONKY* “!!!
@mikey_liminal3 жыл бұрын
He did
@siddhantbanerjee33284 жыл бұрын
Never thought I'd see the day Jeremy called anything "chonky"
@aleksdreeve88784 жыл бұрын
The scene where Buddy jumps on the couch to get the star up gets me everytime. I've seen this movie a bunch of times, know it is coming, yet die of laughter everytime.
@AMac83114 жыл бұрын
Gotta be the only people to ever criticize the “buddy the elf what’s your favourite colour” joke
@dave83124 жыл бұрын
color*
@AMac83114 жыл бұрын
monika scott Im Canadian
@julie68584 жыл бұрын
@@dave8312 colour is the Canadian,British,Irish etc. way.
@EndlessSummer8884 жыл бұрын
My Grade 11 religion teacher was like that. Whenever the classroom phone rang, he'd answer it in a goofy way (and everyone, including admin, knew how much of a jokester he was). He even used that exact greeting once. "Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite colour?"
@Bro-cx2jc4 жыл бұрын
@@dave8312 Bruh do you think North America is the only continent in the whole world?
@colefuemmeler76852 жыл бұрын
Fun fact:all of the scenes of “Buddy” running around NYC were actually just Will Ferrell improvising including the Santa and him getting hit by the car
@Bondmanproductions4 жыл бұрын
9:25 that wasn’t sexual harassment that was just a compliment
@gurretzky4 жыл бұрын
I was just about to say the same thing. It's one thing to say "Hey, nice tits." and "You have a pretty face."...
@barbarabaker14574 жыл бұрын
Agreed.
@shoeflytoo4 жыл бұрын
Ehhh....SJWism seems to be part of the schtick. I am curious about if he's been infusing it into the videos more lately or if he's always been SJWish and I just noticed it more.
@gurretzky4 жыл бұрын
@@shoeflytoo He has always been like this. Well at least for this and last year.
@shoeflytoo4 жыл бұрын
@@gurretzky I think you're right that he's been doing it more over the last year or so. It wasn't so bad before but he went way overboard a time or two and now I can't help but to see it.
@jackpotdave4 жыл бұрын
CinemaSins: "What are the odds that-" Me: "CHRISTMAS MAGIC!"
@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz4 жыл бұрын
"Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!"
@AethyrPrime4 жыл бұрын
That moment you realize Tirion Lannister was called an elf in his past life movie career.