5-Minute Crafts Makes the Worst Life Hacks of All Time

[@marys4038]

I’ve seen a lot of people make fun of five minute crafts, but the whole “increasingly angry and passive aggressive informercial” vibe of this made it the funniest I’ve seen lol

[@AlexisTwoLastNames]

agreed lol

[@ssbbiskewl]

"Increasingly angry and passive aggressive infomercial" needs to become it's own genre of video!

[@abijo5052]

This and drew goodens one where he tries to recreate them are my favourite

[@Detective_Grav]

I'm the 1k like

[@marys4038]

Gravity Vs The Forces Of Universe congrats lol

[@alvinfox9071]

"Do you want people to think you're quirky but not in a fun way?" Best line.

[@xxbigdumpyxx8624]

Ok but, Did you know if you put food in an ice cube try, to make it the shape of an ice cube tray

[@joolsthebass]

... T O O T H P A S T E B A R R E L

[@WobblesandBean]

This whole thing had me rolling 😂

[@sheriffbutterball7824]

This literally defines 5 min crafts

[@warriorcatskid003]

Is it bad that I liked the dinosaur toilet paper holder

[@dingdom4131]

also the way of his voice when he is talking about the whole"food-in-a-ice-tray" thing gets me every single time

[@L_WasTooShort]

SAAAME

[@wolfey_gaming5080]

Why is steven so suprised

[@cici39177]

There are no redundant steps here FUCK OFF

[@JinSamz]

That's the best segment

[@MrGredawg]

That makes me to close the video

[@peteralexandergraae2830]

The match trick actually has the big issue of being spontaneously combustible. 15 years of scouting and I know not to pack matches against the side that makes them catch fire.

[@MonkeShrubb]

20 seconds of common sense and I know that

[@portalpat42]

The way their voice breaks when talking about the toothpaste gets me every time

[@joolsthebass]

You've watched this multiple times too, huh?

[@bitspop8239]

Ok, cool, but did you know that you can put food in an icecube tray to the food the shape of the icecube tray?

[@VibrateGirl101]

And then when his volume increases when he's talking about the food in the ice cube tray.

[@henrold555]

@@bitspop8239 haha

[@hannahhayes4989]

John 3:16 KJV 👍💕

[@thclmn]

5 Minute crafts be like: "Do you have an uncomfortable bed?" "Get hit by a car so you can sleep in a hospital bed."

[@daveclement9932]

bobux

[@justafan8945]

okay I'll do that

[@cowboy4jesus3N1]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@wintergirl2104]

lol

[@Mart-E12]

That sums it up really well

[@mariokart6309]

Also hot mugs would melt the glue on the goat, making the goat mug a ticking time bomb

[@Bilbosilius_Zwackelbaggins]

Exactly. You would want to get specialized glue for that and for the price you probably get two new mugs. Even the ones with a handle already attached... You know, like every fucking normal mug on this planet.

[@Nobody134]

Not to mention that if you’re making a mug to put hot thins in and don’t give it a handle, it’s either pretty heat resistant, or you are at a Starbucks

[@therealplaguerat]

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[@Ivonmorr]

Why would you want it to die? It's entertaining.

[@Drood.]

@@therealplaguerat Oi nah though

[@madisonlee2203]

The intense breathing with the barbie hangers had me legit laughing outloud 😂

[@SunnysFilms]

Proof that Sid from Toy Story works for 5-Minute Crafts.

[@jacobbryan2056]

5-Minute Crafts: An Unbridled Rage

[@forcedexcess26]

Wow so accurate

[@jacobbryan2056]

@Kill Team Charlie "Who wrote this"

[@DragonRagovi]

Damn it, I had this comment in mind! XD

[@Sugarman96]

@Kill Team Charlie Though it would be two hours long

[@unblorbosyourshows9635]

5-Minute Crafts Is Garbage, And Here's Why

[@cube5602]

5-minute crafts be like: Is your car to big for you garage? Cut it in half.

[@pramodikakilladi7340]

And you can glue it back whenever you wanna use it

[@pramodikakilladi7340]

@Sally Nathalia yesssss who doesn't like those creepy heads glued everywhereeee😍

[@pramodikakilladi7340]

@Sally Nathalia oooo yess that's the best part of itttt!! I'mma go actually do it

[@bIue_beetIe]

Sally Nathalia and the legos

[@bIue_beetIe]

Sally Nathalia yup, melt it and put the liquid car into ice cube molds, don’t worry if it doesn’t work after this, just hot glue some large LEGO wheels to it, then your car will be up and running again

[@halpiehere2595]

“D-Didja know you could put little figures in soap... and they’ll be in soap?” That made me wheeze

[@wannabewyvern]

HalpieHere once I put a tiny plastic baby in the hand sanitizer in school.

[@stonksboi69]

@Firewing The Wyvern I aspire to be like you someday.

[@nofivefivesevenseven]

25 #RELATIBLE KZbin COMMENTS YOU MUST SEE!!! NOT CLICKBAIT!!!

[@xmmademoisellex]

also: "That's a weird lookin goat"

[@vuong_square0606]

I ate chips with chopsticks-

[@Arya-mm8tu]

Love the fact that Jay gets slightly more insane with each "life hack"

[@phet1211]

Imagine living the rest of your life knowing that your toilet is 0.5% made of ramen

[@esejsnake1503]

Unbearable XD

[@arturzinurov4781]

College life baby!

[@marxmeesterlijk]

the ramen one is really the one that gets me. It's just so fucking stupid. Even if in some alternate universe that would work. It would be so jagged and sharp, and full of shit that it would probably just kill you.

[@freshbread4039]

@@marxmeesterlijk i dont understand. could you explain how the ramen in the toilet could harm a person?

[@marxmeesterlijk]

@@freshbread4039 i mean, probably not really. but the combination of food + shit + sharp porcelain edges just seems so terrible.

[@gannongarfin1634]

This isn’t a KZbin video, it’s a documentary of a man losing his last few scraps of sanity.

[@valthenvega2434]

Due to having food molded by an ice cube tray

[@kayagorzan]

But did you know you can put food in your ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray

[@brutality75577]

@@kayagorzan Okay cool!

[@ImfernusRizen]

@@brutality75577 BUT DID YOU KNOW! THAT YOU CAN PUT FOOD! IN AN ICE CUBE TRAY! TO MAKE THE FOOD THE SHAPE OF THE ICE CUBE TRAY?!

[@aisyed425]

@@ImfernusRizen ok cool. But did you know you can put food in your ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

[@ramiahred12]

"Is there a hole in your heart where love once was? FILL IT WITH RAMEN!"

[@matthias1031980]

This can maybe work

[@matthias1031980]

@@danilyevh.2712 feels bad man no fast way trough stay strong

[@rainbowcattail4282]

You can even shape the ramen with an ice cube tray!

[@blackbeariana5635]

No. 1 best way to fix a break up! ✨ XD

[@kageta17]

Naruto in a nutshell

[@horseyworsy4480]

“That’s a funny lookin’ goat” had me on the falooor!🤣🤣🤣

[@wenumechainuwinta9886]

“Do you want your shirt to be water proof? Buy a water proof t shirt.” I literally died. 💀💀💀

[@YashinYoku]

Well it's true but It's not i life hack Great f*cking tips from life hack channel

[@MinisDunyasi5]

@@YashinYoku True

[@John-cz8zc]

@@YashinYoku True i'm subscribing your channel

[@akshaykumar2567]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/np_VYaWJn56ke9k

[@0SC2]

Oh, darn. When's the funeral?

[@zukoshonor4557]

Your foot too big for the shoe? Normal people: Get a bigger size 5 mins craft: cut your foot according to your shoe.

[@margarethmichelina5146]

That's basically Cinderella's origin story version when the stepsisters cutting their toe fingers in order to fit in the glass shoes.

[@zukoshonor4557]

@@margarethmichelina5146 Cinderella didn't have toes in the disney movie. I hate her feet.

[@dianawilson7385]

@@margarethmichelina5146 Yeah. If I remember correctly, one of them cut off their big toe, the other one sliced off a piece of her heel, both at the stepmother’s suggestion. And the prince didn’t notice until some birds pointed out the blood on their stocking. This story is also the one where Cinderella’s dress didn’t come from a fairy godmother, but from a tree she grew with her own tears, and her stepsisters got their eyes pecked out by doves at Cinderella’s wedding.

[@tasquemanager1956]

@@dianawilson7385 is that fucking medieval?

[@dianawilson7385]

@@tasquemanager1956 It was the original version written by the Brothers Grimm, yes.

[@ButtonMasherReal]

5-Minute Crafts: Terrible solutions to problems that don't exist.

[@kayagorzan]

But did you know you can put food in your ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray

[@hashirama8388]

@kitty and meow kats rule Okay cool. But did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

[@benguanming]

¿uʍop ǝpᴉsdn ǝɯɐu ʎɯ sᴉ ʎɥM okay cool. But did you know you can put food in your ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

[@samuelbarbosad.964]

@@benguanming Ok cool. But did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the the food the shape of an ice cube tray?

[@milkakuh209]

@@lanahaghverdian7855 ok cool. But did you know you can put food in your ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

[@smythatine5293]

I love that Jay was wondering where the little men where for the frying pan and I’m screaming at my phone,”WHY WOULD YOU NEED A LID FOR A FRYING PAN?!”

[@ThaFuzzwood]

You don't cook often, do you?

[@buttsaggington6379]

the long awaited "sauteing stuff like onions"

[@iconiastar6192]

I know it's late but I'm more confused as to why you'd ever need to use a tiny lid for a giant pan?

[@miso-ge1gz]

you do need a lid for a frying pan sometimes

[@yum976]

@@miso-ge1gz This is true, Often when i'm makin' me some eggs and i don't want to flip it, you can use a lid to cook both sides of the egg at once

[@auto_mata]

"Do you want people to think that you're quirky, but not in a fun way?!" 10/10

[@glikcat]

"serious mental illness" kinda quirky

[@expendableindigo9639]

Auto Mata certain fandoms in a nutshell.

[@navaryn2938]

Top level joke i gotta admit

[@bitspop8239]

Ok, cool, but did you know that you can put food in an icecube tray to the food the shape of the icecube tray?

[@holmology127]

I mean people have done this, but never in a passive aggressive infomercial. My passive aggressive arse loves it.

[@houghwhite411]

it's mental breakdown in real time

[@l3LACKMASK713]

I prefer aggressively passive “YOU BETTER GET A GOOD NIGHT’S REST YOU LITTLE SHIT!” “I HOPE YOU PACKED A HEALTHY LUNCH YOU SLAG!” See?

[@MickelMart]

I’m convinced that 5-Minute Crafts is actually just trolling everyone.

[@ShinoriDelfrim]

Yep

[@purplerose1625]

Actually they don't care if the hacks work they just do it for money and attention Do you know how many channels they have! They don't care if they work or not , mostly it's just false information tho

[@miguels1334]

I'm partially convinced 5-minute craft videos are actually made by some artificial intelligence or some alien pretending to be a human

[@bobxd4505]

@@miguels1334 the fuck gee?

[@darrelsam419]

I get a feeling they make videos that are as ridiculous as possible for clickbait and views. They're trying to be HowToBasic, but with zero self awareness.

[@arcadeinvader8086]

Life hack: did you know that while someone is putting food in an ice cube tray to make the food shaped like an ice cube tray, you can steal their car?

[@Kanojo22]

I have a very serious question though: Did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

[@klarat7004]

MetroTokioFan63 really?! I got another one... have you heard, that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?? Shocking right

[@krisdoesart9643]

Holy shit, I never knew that! I've got another hack: did you know that you can put food in an icecube tray to make it the shape of the icecube tray?

[@RilianSharp]

but if you don't want the food to be the shape of the ice cube tray, did you know that you can take it out and smoosh it with the bottom of a cup

[@ascendedcat260]

@@RilianSharp wow there are no redundant steps there at all also, did you know you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

[@nooble14_]

Oh my goodness really??!! I didn’t know that, but did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

[@jalexoneschanel1356]

The hair removing one- sugaring is a real thing that people do. Five minute crafts didn’t invent it they just did it really shitty

[@lucievavakova4608]

I mean who never heard of depilation?

[@unopanda2829]

The neighbors probably thought he was having a breakdown when he was recording the audio for this video.

[@reader111089]

Wouldn't they have been right?

[@unopanda2829]

Just depends on who your neighbors are I suppose. My neighbors don't mind me yelling about 5-Minute Crafts in the morning.

[@SangerZonvolt]

This video and how his voice kept escalating reminds me of that video where Gigguk reviews that one anime while eating hot sauce. Even almost sounds like him at some points.

[@sleepyone05]

IS THAT A SANS BIDOOF WHAT

[@Danilego]

"Did you know saw you can saw a Dinosaur in half?"

[@alchemy5750]

"Oh what's that, you want to take a photo? Well you can't there's a fox in the way, f**k you!" Absolute best

[@kaze8498]

"Do you hate plates that don't have dinosaurs glued to them?" LMAO

[@user-nx3kt9rw5d]

“Paper and fire get along really well and the strength of their friendship will fry your food!”

[@MB32904]

Dude how does a comment summarizing part of the video have 247 likes???

[@user-nx3kt9rw5d]

@MonkeyBoy32904 tbh, idk. I didn’t even realise how many likes it had gotten lol

[@riythemusicguy7696]

Wait what?

[@fairlyoddsanjay]

"Are you tired of using pans? Understandable, only 2% of the population are pansexuals anyway." Peak comedy.

[@krystalbuten3403]

I died

[@alexs.7956]

Sooo good xD

[@lungse.2565]

Bruh pansexuality is fake anyway

[@skye.s2515]

Lungs E. Ur fake 😂

[@lungse.2565]

@@skye.s2515 I am pansexual, so I am indeed fake.

[@Mmmmilo]

This is still legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

[@nategwright]

Imagine seeing someone walk down the street holding a stuffed fox to their ear, a coke bottle sitting on their crotch, and a blue hook slapped to their forehead.

[@mattomustsplatto8986]

Yeah…

[@aperson1692]

With LEGO shoes

[@mattomustsplatto8986]

@@aperson1692 lol

[@frauvit]

We are almost there.

[@cookiethecommentateror5469]

And it would be even funnier if they didn't even wear glasses

[@dlou9227]

The amount of pure sarcasm in this video is devastating.

[@munchied889]

D’Lou ik 🤣🤣

[@mushymcmushington7176]

These videos are the epitome of that tumblr post form a while back... "It's fast, it's easy, it's free: pouring river water into your socks."

[@camo6465]

But why would I do that?

[@basedeltazero714]

@@camo6465 It's fast, it's easy, and it's free!

[@nuclear_wizard]

"Dip your balls in Tabasco sauce! It's quick, easy, and free!"

[@shizaanimations7634]

Quicktime Events you have to buy Tabasco sauce tho

[@Ze_eT]

@@shizaanimations7634 In the context of the Jay Exci video, it was free because it was an offer by the unnamed character #1 in the situation who already had it.

[@Irish_Enderman]

Ive rewatched this video like 5 times and its hilarious every time, I'm still dying with laughter

[@skynarwhal284]

I once saw a "life hack". The girl couldn't eat the cereal because she was holding the spoon upside down then she smashed the spoon with a hammer and then ate the cereal.

[@hello_ree]

spoon_lifehack.mp4

[@generalgrevious8246]

I seen that before

[@christiantheanti-christ6723]

Laip hak

[@thefinchbird9353]

In that same video she put ketchup in a book for a bookmark.

[@heofnorenown]

Small brain

[@maevemilless4561]

My favorite quote from this video: *Do you want people to think you’re quirky, but not in a fun way?*

[@colonistinternetgangster8960]

okay cool BUT DID YOU KNOW YOU COULD PUT FOOD IN A ICE CUBE TRAY AND THE FOOD WILL BECOME THE SHAPE OF THE ICE CUBE TRAY

[@iwastheonewhocrashedyourwi9500]

@Defne Aktas LMFAO- HAHHAHA

[@icarus4565]

5-Minute-Crafts be like: You have something with a head? CuTt iT oFf!

[@jendolls4053]

this is just a serial killer with an obbsession of cutting everything

[@needleboy17]

Speaking of toy goats, *cut off its head.*

[@frankyboy8513]

french propaganda

[@mt7680]

is this serial killer class?

[@lucy.fer_616]

My mom has a head, I have to cut it off?

[@Ziggyzaggy300]

"Do you want your shirt to be waterproof? Buy a waterproof shirt!" Best line on any youtube video ever created

[@WhatsThisOwO]

5 minute crafts be like: "Are the seats in the train all taken?" *_"Tell everyone that you have a bomb"_*

[@b0leg23]

That makes more sense than the actual hacks, and i mean it

[@James_pinvinsky]

all i got was a federal investigation

[@when3562]

I still dont know why being a furry is wrong

[@Mikitanfox1]

@CobraStories Says the cobra, don't be a sour scalie now~

[@UrFavDudeOnUtube]

That would actually work, unlike EVERYTHING 5 minute scam...uhm 😷...I mean craft advertises.

[@chahaljovial5598]

This looks like some serial killer obsessed with cutting animals in half

[@inferno7997]

And babies

[@yinghungman4471]

They should be banned in Jurassic Park for sawing that many dinosaurs in half

[@cinnabun2498]

He sounds like he’s slowly losing his mind with every hack

[@sirlambchops.]

why are there so many gacha creators in the comments of this video you're the 10th one

[@Sedou_d10]

He is

[@vinny6001]

Why do i see you everywhere

[@TheMinman808]

I was

[@violetgamerxd4101]

Yep

[@JJceo]

Gonna be honest 7:51 the dehydrating toothpaste is probably the most useful one on here. You could do that for going backpacking. Although there’s already a dedicated product called “toothpaste tables”

[@mondiramaji791]

Why not just pack the toothpaste tube itself instead?

[@angiebunch8955]

are you tired but need to drive? ✨saw yourself in half✨

[@SorowFame]

Tried this recently, worked really well since I was driving to the hospital and that’s where the ambulance took me.

[@SheshadriK-os2du]

And fix it with flex tape

[@gilbeyarancillo2147]

This is great! I use this life hack when I have to but some cast :D

[@3bebo376]

Oh BoI iMmA dO dIs RiT nOw

[@lovinglife8966]

Can your child not drive yet? *s a w t h e m i n h a l f*

[@Isabelle-fs8jv]

“Did you know you can put little figures in the soap... and then they’ll be in the soap...” 🤣

[@frankbankerfield1185]

My favorite.

[@Croscenla]

Yasss

[@Croscenla]

It Will lose there color and they Will go to the bottom of the soap:v

[@alexei1672]

HAHAHAHWHWHHAHAH

[@mar-et1xx]

BOR IM ACTUALLY DIEING AT THIS COMMENT THAT I ALMSOT PISSED MYSELF 💀

[@selenopheria]

Dinosaur cork: RAWR Him: "That's a funny looking goat"

[@thefalsegod0]

The chopsticks thing is un ironically great, i do this literally all the time and it spares you the trouble of washing your hands every 2 seconds and makes less of a mess for some reason.

[@takenshota546]

No!!! They've brainwashed you!

[@thisisargus7188]

Him: *Are you too weak to SQUEEZE A LIME?!* Me: **wheezing**

[@ILikeBirds]

This is but did you know that you could put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

[@jemlap]

@@ILikeBirds ffs. I was dying laughing at this and he just wouldn't stop!

[@bluked9600]

@@ILikeBirds okay, cool! But did you know that you could put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

[@Mosslistic]

@@bluked9600 Okay, Cool! But did YOU know that you could put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube?

[@notserious93]

0:58

[@heartofthewild680]

The wet matches hack is actually dangerous too. There’s a reason the fire starter panel is on the outside of the matchbox, not the inside with the matches where it could accidentally strike one and light the whole thing on fire every time it gets jostled. And yes, I know that they’re using a watertight container here, but watertight doesn’t necessarily mean airtight, and even if theirs is airtight, the same isn’t true for all watertight containers.

[@aishigupta876]

Just buy a freaking lighter

[@RilianSharp]

alternatively, you could just put your box of matches inside a watertight container.

[@shantimathew6994]

Smart juice is paying off huh?

[@lemondigit7309]

@@shantimathew6994 rude 😡

[@lemondigit7309]

@Rayleen Laloi He's rude

[@diminiegohomeyouredrunk8175]

You know the youtuber is good when you didn’t want to read the comments during the video Edit:i wrote it after i watched the video

[@reyco2.032]

Ikr, I also watched the whole thing without skipping anything

[@mayamuadi4700]

U got me

[@ssnd1194]

i'm very delighted to watch your videos, i will be wating to see your next videos.

[@IdiotPill]

My phone that can see and type comments while watching videos: I don't have such weaknesses

[@Kai_ser0123]

hell yeah

[@michaelk8860]

Out of all of your videos I have seen (which to be honest isn't a lot yet) this is the funniest I've come across. The knife on napkins thing...I thought I was the only one that had an actual physical reaction to such paper product interactions (best name I could come up with for this), where I actually feel it in my teeth. I was laughing so hard at the heavy breathing during the Barbie doll clothes hangar section, the ice cube tray section...the whole thing start to finish was incredible.

[@jereeeeemy]

5 minutes crafts in the future: “You have an extra human head? CUT IT OFF”

[@hamton6096]

Use the severed head as a cup

[@maezhang1477]

DO YOU have spare baby head? DID you know you can use them to marinate dino heads!

[@Just_a_fox_boy]

Oh god no plz no

[@jackvr1181]

@Meme Team AFTER THAT FEED IT TO YOUR DOG! WOW! NOW YOUR DOG IS HAPPY AND HEALTHY!

[@fawsiyaosman9200]

Okalallapqp

[@aiko3406]

I died of laughter at the fox phone case. 😂 “WhAtS tHaT? YoU wAnT tO tAkE a PicTuRe? WELL YOU CANT THERE IS A FOX IN THE WAY!”

[@Star-ie8br]

Same! It was so good

[@NoobTank_Guns14]

Same funny

[@princess-fg1yn]

rip

[@mattkendrick0]

LOLOL 😂😂

[@jdcv17]

Swiper, no swiping! 😂🤣

[@LoganWH8]

I don’t know how I even survived without a my little pony floor object.

[@im_ryuk]

xD

[@fidan2fast]

Which looks suspiciously like a buttplug?

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

I thought it was a doorstop at first but there's no way that would work. Not like any of this shit works, but still.

[@floweytheflower4869]

I really want it im a brony

[@maggotlungz6707]

@@floweytheflower4869 nice

[@Phoenix0F8]

10:03 Dread it. Run from it. The DECAPITATED JAR BEAR arrives all the same.

[@lizad4763]

2:47. Wow. They’ve taken stepping on legos to another level

[@bananabread3360]

You will only grow taller when you step on Legos with these shoes

[@ebenen36]

@@bananabread3360 underrated

[@kwebvin9939]

They are stepping on the legos without even stepping on the legos.

[@TheHydrakeHydra]

Someone else said at least no one will dare to step on you

[@ablobontheinternet7737]

In soviet Russia, lego step on you!

[@matthewmurdock6187]

“Honey! I think the toilet ramen is getting moldy again.”

[@tanzunitegem1478]

"Can we please just buy a new toilet!!"

[@temmie9430]

@@tanzunitegem1478 no we cant

[@sarah-cp6kv]

@@temmie9430 "Sweetie, why not? We've had this one for a year! Have you not been hearing the neighbors whispering about us? I'm surprised TLC hasn't found us yet to be on Extreme Cheapskates!"

[@SO-Negative]

Shouldn't it be 3 mins lifehack because that's how long instant noodle usually take time to cook

[@wingedkatgirl]

That what I was thinking too! It would just get damp and gross.

[@taysendansie8697]

“Did you know that you can put little figures in soap…..and then they’ll be in the soap” I don’t know why but this broke me

[@takenshota546]

Probably cause of the line delivery

[@jackjill2394]

Did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray, then it will be the shape of the ice cube tray?

[@takenshota546]

@@jackjill2394 Ok Cool, But did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray, and it will be in the shape of the ice cube tray?

[@jackjill2394]

@@takenshota546 but what if after putting the food in the ice cube tray to get the food in the shape of the ice cube tray, we cut it in half, attached the suck to it and used it to hold up your phone?

[@takenshota546]

@@jackjill2394 But what if you DON'T want food in the shape of the ice cube tray, well then obviously, you take it out of the ice cube tray, and then flatten it! NO, THERE ARE NO REDUNDANT STEPS HERE, FUCK OFF.

[@jakewolf4381]

That goat cork one actually looks fire though, like if you dont care about whatever goat toy you happen to have for whatever reason and want to make your bottles of wine extra flashy, attaching small heads to the corks like that and painting them looks pretty cool

[@robj4078]

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”

[@Antony-sb2uv]

I think what you meant to say was: Your scientists were so preoccupied castrated ram or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

[@LilyoftheLake14]

@@Antony-sb2uv Are you okay? Should I call someone to come pick you up, or...?

[@chandleralves698]

Careful, they've got a blood sucking lawyer lol

[@TheSecondVersion]

Jurassic Park guide: "Did you know you could cut a dinosaur in half?"

[@Holly28901]

5 min crafts: Talking to a stuffed animal as a phone. Everyone on that street: Just walk away jimmy, walk away...

[@unknowncat7830]

Lmao😂

[@NuckOHead]

Just walk away mr beast 😖

[@elliotwho7979]

@@NuckOHead LMAO

[@towarzyszmarcin474]

@@NuckOHead did you know that you can pour milk into pepsi and it will denaturate? Cool, thats the whole clip!

[@NuckOHead]

@@towarzyszmarcin474 k

[@bananaboatcharlie]

"For the record, if this actually works, *I d o n ' t c a r e."* What a _mood_

[@InfinityOrNone]

This video almost killed me, and I would have died happily. Anything that has me laughing so hard that I stop breathing and start tasting blood when I cough has earned whatever sacrifice it demands.

[@srd65]

5 minute crafts: are you having trouble opening a pickle jar? *call hulk*

[@vakentine8173]

you actually smash the side of the jar and then push up the lid with a screwdriver

[@johnvoltairewashere5609]

Smash the jar instead

[@sleepyheadzz6551]

He’s trying to be funny by making a play on of the video- leave him be -

[@Progamer-up3ut]

CUT OFF A GOATS HEAD AND EAT THEN STILL HAVE TROUBLE OPENING IT

[@oneman2768]

hulk dont open, HULK SMASH.

[@zilix_edits1554]

“Yes child. We need you to pretend to be happy abou the mug cat.” 😂😂😭😂

[@astro-animation]

I mean… I remember this used to be a thing to help encourage children to finish their milk to see the animal at the bottom of the cup… but the animal was made of porcelain and was pre-attached to the cup, it wasn’t a plastic toy lmao

[@loginjohncardosomoss3710]

I just gave you the 400ths like enjoy it

[@bakufan0658]

Holy fuck it's me EMBER from discord

[@bakufan0658]

Well I just told him my discord so he regonize me

[@HolyDiverGirl]

A B O U

[@matthewherndon6488]

“JUST ATTACH A HOOK TO YOUR FACE!!” God, it’s not even two minutes in and I’m in tears on the floor I’m laughing so hard.

[@kellybrady6530]

I know right, I laughed so many times, haha

[@smolminnie6592]

Or... just put the glasses away in ur pocket. Like come on

[@d3y1a]

500th to like congrats!

[@ohana21984]

Same, help meeeee

[@reagansido5823]

Only one question remains how could I possible have food in the shape of an icecube tray? I absolutely NEED this information.

[@SamiTheAnxiousBean]

I want a entire channel just dedicated to 5 minute crafts being commented about in this exact way

[@joolsthebass]

Would watch

[@Zakariyasen]

Okay cool, but did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

[@tdp_9]

@@Zakariyasen okay cool, but did you know you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

[@Zakariyasen]

@@tdp_9 Okay cool, but did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

[@tdp_9]

@@Zakariyasen Okay cool, but did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

[@bestie543]

“Did you know you could put things and soap...and they’d be in soap” ✨The more you know✨

[@beanbisket7581]

Put things “and”soap?

[@FUZZYXD2]

Did u know u could put food in is cube trays and get the shape

[@HiCringe]

@@FUZZYXD2 put food in an ice tray to give them the shape of an ice tray

[@HiCringe]

@@FUZZYXD2 put food in an ice cube tray to give them the shape of an ice cube tray

[@FUZZYXD2]

@@HiCringe put food in an ice tray to get food in the shape of an ice tray

[@debolinabanerjee820]

This compilation makes 5 Minute Crafts look like a horror movie channel.

[@brombret4858]

Well...it is

[@juggalo9946]

It is

[@kayleep7063]

Bruh

[@dekan27]

Always has been

[@toonlink5399]

I love how he slowly starts to go insane as the video progresses

[@chaoticcupoftea2462]

Therapist: barbie hanger Isn't real, is not going to hurt you Barbie hanger: be strong, be strong for *M O T H E R* (Oh my god, thank i guys for the likes!)

[@livewireOrourke]

lmao. I'm afraid to sleep after seeing that.

[@votpavel]

yes honey,if you grow up and go to colledge you can be just like your barbie doll hangers

[@votpavel]

@Aniljit Kaur "its time to go out honey,go get something nice to wear from your wardrobe" "(cries) but mom i dont want to go to my wardrobe,barbies gonna scratch me again...

[@uchihaitachi6069]

Idk if you watch anime but that really sound like luck from black clover

[@wamuuthepoleperson168]

\__________0__________/

[@Justin-sl3sb]

That "catching fish in your shirt" one really gets me. Not only are they three goldfish supposedly caught on the shore, but goldfish are a freshwater species.

[@Chibbanee]

My concern is how is water staying in her tshirt.. and are people watching smart enough to understand all shirts won't work the same

[@Users_balls]

FINALLY! I wasn’t the only one to notice

[@jeffc5974]

@@Chibbanee Probably had the waterproof shirt mentioned in the other part.

[@wannabewyvern]

Let’s not forget that goldfish are a domestic species that doesn’t exist in the wild.

[@ElectricLegend4]

“Ever struggling to cut your hair?” *”GET A DANG CHAINSAW!!!”*

[@Casperlasperdasper.]

BUT 🤭 DID 😯 YOU 👉 KNOW 🤔 YOU 👉 COULD 👀 PUT 👇 FOOD 👅 IN 👇 AN 🤯 ICE 🧊 CUBE 🎲 TRAY 🍽 , TO ✌️ MAKE 🤑 THE 😱 FOOD 👅 THE 😶 SHAPE 🧩 OF 🌟 THE 🔥 ICE 🧊 CUBE 🎲 TRAY?! 🍽 OK, 👍 COOL 😎

[@asreen_1536]

@@Casperlasperdasper. But do you know that you can put-

[@faridnoerhakim1697]

@@Casperlasperdasper. my cat and I had a stroke while try reading this

[@Casperlasperdasper.]

Farid Noer Hakim good 🤗

[@darksidegryphon5393]

*_DOOM OST plays_*

[@LucidMlem]

"Less than you'd think. Ignorance isn’t stupidity." Glad to see them doing their part.

[@ffx-icis.19]

"BUY A LIGHTER" i don't know why but i laughed really hard

[@bethmoses3237]

So did i

[@lGNITED]

Mhm

[@yummychicken5244]

“is there a hole in your head?” *“FILL IT WITH RAMEN”*

[@UnholyMinty]

YES

[@kinlaw7220]

The perfect solution

[@Dikpurnomo]

If theres a hole in ur head go to the mirror and see if theres a brain in there before filling it with ramen

[@AdrianFrunza21]

Naruto would do that life hack for sure

[@thenocturne9156]

Oh my god im dying 😭😭

[@machinimaaddictfilmz2029]

The dislikes are the people that actually do these hacks.

[@skittus.]

And make themselves think it's helpful

[@imnotssaturn7540]

Yep XD

[@saramaffia7563]

Wait... Does anyone ACTUALLY do these hacks? Isn't it a legend? 😨

[@charliem.7492]

No, the dislikes are the ones that don't like his vulgar language!

[@micas_yt9248]

And if they don't they just have mental problems by disliking this

[@McCray027]

“Too hot?” “Buy this product to get the goddam bowl out of the pot!” 6:26

[@Bonkused]

The sudden calm voice when talking about toys in soap made me geniunely scared that the life hacks had sucessfully broken Jay's sanity

[@TheWither129]

That specific part gave me flashbacks and if you don’t know why, I’m not going to be responsible for hurting you

[@theseangle]

4:16

[@Hamza-oy1dp]

Snowflake

[@Phucketmcsucket]

3:25 So the life hack is basically "so you want to look like you're insane? Jam your phone in a stuffed animal so people think you're trying to have a conversation with a plushie's crotch while you're in public!"

[@beepboop7219]

But did you know you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?

[@juliav8159]

@@beepboop7219 okay, cool

[@Serrifin]

@@juliav8159 But did you could you put food in an ice cream tray to make the food the shape of the ice cream tray?!

[@Sakura-gp8zj]

@@Serrifin okay,cool

[@mrnone208]

@@Sakura-gp8zj But did you know you can put food in an ice cube tray, to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?!

[@spiralsart_1215]

"did you know" "you can put figures in soap" *"then they'll be in the soap"*

[@isavanoosten3928]

No. Thx for the life hack! Edit: I fixed somthing cause it said "the" instead of "thx"

[@latonyabutler8588]

*WAIT WHAT THATS SO EPICCC*

[@dddynami]

WHAT HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT

[@isavanoosten3928]

*YEAH* THIS IS *GREAT* LIFE *HACK*

[@fumperdink4611]

Thanks for stealing my comment

[@LooseyGooseTube]

After watching and enjoying your videos for some time, I realised I had not seen this masterpiece. Now, Yes your longer videos are wonderful and its obvious that you put a lot of time and effort into making them as great as they are BUT this… listening to a man descend into absolute madness will always be perfection.

[@totallynotaferret]

Yeah her more unhinged videos are great

[@nickholt3898]

I'm like 99% sure 5-Minute Crafts is just trolling and seeing how much stupid shit they can tell people to do and get away with it. lmao

[@ShadowmancerLord]

They're actually a Ukrainian content farm that tried to use their clout to start pushing pro-Russian narratives but got called out on it and had to stop. They'll probably try again at some point.

[@nyahnyahson523]

@@ShadowmancerLord Wait. I know they're Ukrainian, but they were doing *Pro-Russian* narratives?

[@ShadowmancerLord]

@@nyahnyahson523 Yeah. The company was russia-based from 2004 to 2016, and posted things on their channels such as: Claiming Ukraine belonged to Russia Glorifying Stalinist rule Talking about how great Putin was Saying that Russia gave Alaska to the US as a gift And showing how Russian expansion would have them controlling all of Europe, the Middle East, and Asia. Also a few anti-America videos. www.lawfareblog.com/biggest-social-media-operation-youve-never-heard-run-out-cyprus-russians

[@nyahnyahson523]

@@ShadowmancerLord Ah I see now. So by hosting the operation within Ukraine they're able to essentially have a political shield against accusations of Russian Influence. That's... Wow.

[@dieneloleo2605]

@@ShadowmancerLord Putin is our Lord

[@livvb5036]

Phone: dirty Shoes: dirty Mind: dirty 5 minute crafts: scrub it with toothpaste

[@kevbo8882]

nothing can clean this dirty mind

[@livvb5036]

@@kevbo8882 😂😂👏

[@Higgs_Stranded]

4:48

[@maddoxevans3358]

Toilet: broken Wall: broken Heart: broken Fix it with ramen noodles

[@aussieproductions1422]

Hotel? Trivago

[@kurthessian2]

“Do you want a key with a light on it??? Then stick a light to your fucking key!!!” Hahahaha, that one was my favorite.

[@nightdragon522]

Ok

[@nightdragon522]

I like it anyway my fav child pretend to be happy about the mug cat

[@OfCourseIMight]

My favorite was "Do you want to keep your clothes dry but also spray water in their direction? You could just not do that, but here's a product that lets you do it anyway."

[@IWANNAKNOWKNOWKNOWWHATISLOVE]

@@OfCourseIMight fr

[@helloibreatheair2051]

"did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray" "ok cool" "But did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray" "Ok,cool" "But did you know you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the shape of the ice cube tray?!" "Ok. Cool." *"BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN PUT FOOD IN THE ICE CUBE TRAY TO MAKE THE FOOD THE SHAPE OF THE ICE CUBE TRAY?!"* "ok,cool." _"but did you know that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make it the shape of the ice cube tray"_

[@OfficialCourtesyCourtie]

4:52 like this moment... this genuinely makes me laugh you beautiful human!

[@whattowatchwednesdays]

This a great video. But I'm still unclear on the idea of food and ice cube trays: Do you mean to say that I can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food THE EXACT SHAPE of the ice cube tray?

[@enigmatic3194]

@HQ huh, I definitely thought that you can put food in an ice cube tray to make the food the exact shape of an ice cube tray

[@scottrobertjr.9631]

COOL! BUT DID YOU KNOW-THAT YOU CAN PUT FOOD IN AN ICE CUBE TRAY-TO MAKE THE FOOD THE SHAPE OF THE ICE CUBE TRAY!? COOL! BUT DID YOU KNOW-

[@ireallydespisethisname]

@@scottrobertjr.9631 - THAT YOU CAN PUT FOOD IN THE ICE CUBE TRAY-TO MAKE THE FOOD THE SHAPE OF THE ICE CUBE TRAY!? COOL! BUT DID YOU KNOW-

[@TimTime10]

@Faith's done Okay. Cool. *BUT-*

[@1xznyy]

@@TimTime10 DID YOU KNOW-THAT YOU CAN PUT FOOD IN AN ICE CUBE TRAY-TO MAKE THE FOOD THE SHAPE OF THE ICE CUBE TRAY!?

[@lauramassee7184]

5 minutes crafts: *barbie coat hanger* Me: *confused screaming* Him: *heavy breathing*

[@coochiecrumbs3526]

Me: *Loads shotgun*

[@lauramassee7184]

Lol

[@Mxg.an_]

@@coochiecrumbs3526 me: *sues 5 minute crafts*

[@arcticcirclepit2008]

I get the “lime thing” though - that one is good for people with arthritis. My grandfather legit can’t squeeze lemons. *gets passed a note* Wait, what do you mean squeezing the garlic press uses the same hand muscles? Dammit!

[@henrycooper3431]

Pretty sure there are lemon-lime presser out there

[@commanderzander580]

Dang, if only they sold lime juice. Like, in a bottle. What a world that would be. Oh well.

[@davidecarusone3333]

I think the garlic press makes it much easier tho

[@henrycooper3431]

@@davidecarusone3333 using the lime presser you can get up to 40% more juice from the same piece of lime

[@davidecarusone3333]

@@henrycooper3431 oh cool, I didn't know lime presses existed Or garlic pressers, for that matter

[@chrisg4584]

LOL I love that when you actually go to the ice cube hacks video, there's a bunch of comments that say 'DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN PUT FOOD IN AN ICE CUBE TRAY TO MAKE THE FOOD THE SHAPE OF THE ICE CUBE TRAY!?!'

[@yeticrab.]

“BUT DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN PUT FOOD IN AN ICE CUBE TRAY TO MAKE THE FOOD THE SHAPE OF THE ICE CUBE TRAY”

[@dancyeearobyeetaille5993]

Okay, cool... But diD YOU KNOW-

[@TAOEXPRESS]

@@dancyeearobyeetaille5993 THAT YOU CAN PUT FOOD IN AN ICE CUBE TRAY TO MAKE THE FOOD THE SHAPE OF THE ICE CUBE TRAY?

[@dancyeearobyeetaille5993]

Vladimir OKAY COOL!

[@curtandrewsjr.8163]

@@dancyeearobyeetaille5993 BUT DID YOU KNOW-

[@ninjafrog6966]

Curt Andrews Jr. THAT YOU CAN PUT FOOD IN AN ICE CUBE TRAY TO MAKE THE FOOD THE SHAPE OF THE ICE CUBE TRAY?

[@aaaooo2118]

5:00 That’s actually a thing! It’s called “sugaring” and you can even get it done professionally. It’s supposed to be less painful than waxing. Everything about the way they did it in the video was completely wrong and dangerous though. You’re not supposed to just grab the molten hot sugar out of the bowl and slap it onto your legs. They applied it in the wrong direction in the video as well, and it’s not supposed to be thrown out after only one pull, etc etc I could go on about all the stuff they did wrong. But my point is that sugaring actually works if you do it right :)

[@evilsharkey8954]

A lot of their hacks are based on real things minus any useful instruction, safety notes, or accuracy.

[@miasancto]

That’s what I was thinking.

[@Glanthor88]

Why the fuck would you use sugar when wax is the same or a razor. Yeah let's waste food.

[@thaumar64]

@@evilsharkey8954 That is probably one of the most accurate things I've ever heard.

[@hjfklhdkf9460]

Or you can JUST SHAVE 😆👏👏💪

[@V0W4N]

5 min crafts in a nutshell: Hot glue Glue Hot glue Hot glue Glue Ice cube tray Hot glue

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

Don't forget the dismembered body parts of innocent dolls

[@fatandfurious4107]

@@tidepodpadthai2633 Ah yes, how could we forget that.

[@anixme0s]

y e s

[@CaelJavier]

Don’t forget about stealing your kids innocent toys to make crappy life hacks out of them!

[@pamelarlynn]

Don’t forget the dangerous tools just lying in their house

[@SpellboundWolf]

I think what I love most about this is the longer the video goes on ,the more unhinged your narration becomes. Comedy gold!

[@juniperrodley9843]

I feel like I'm hearing Jay just go insane

[@swedneck]

The laughs near the end genuinely sound demented

[@patrikgrguric535]

Not alone.

[@awesomegaymer5786]

Bold of you to assume he didn't lose it years ago

[@calvingarbacik272]

You are

[@OTOBIOhazord]

kick Jay

[@Aslaugarson]

Imagine the houses of people who follow almost every instruction 5-minute crafts has to offer

[@jazzhands8183]

Oh my god...

[@dabsmusic9485]

Nordisk Bjárnharðr m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6OqYoqed6mLl9U

[@Aslaugarson]

@@dabsmusic9485 Happy October to you too

[@mclarenf1gtr471]

they couldn't afford a house after buying the specialised little men to prop up the lid

[@haziq7x462]

Every cup will have goat glued to it

[@sushorato7435]

I smiled at “At yOu tOo wEaK to sQuIsH a LiMe?” Now my lip is ripped -

[@jolie9903]

you must have very dry lips

[@spaghettiboi60]

Put some noodles and glue in it

[@sushorato7435]

jolie s. THATS IS RIGHT I DO-

[@sushorato7435]

Spaghetti Boi BET GAHAHA

[@spaghettiboi60]

@@sushorato7435 *Rips out glue bottle*

[@NerdyNeckbeard]

I love the ice cube tray bit. I love how you can slowly hear her gradually lose her mind