Troom Troom Makes the Worst Life Hacks You've Ever Seen

[@jovicasselley5433]

“That’s not food... That’s a dog” that shouldn’t have killed me as much as it did

[@smurfcho]

Asians: It's not dog, it's food

[@ayekantspeylgud]

Serious question, was it really a dog ? I thought it was a hamster or gerbil but he said “dog” with full seriousness but I’ve never watched this channel before.

[@andrewphillips4681]

@@ayekantspeylgud it was a rat

[@ayekantspeylgud]

Andrew Phillips thanks - I was thinking maybe it was one of those purse-sized dogs or something lol

[@andrewphillips4681]

@@ayekantspeylgud it's cool Jay is very sarcastic and faustus on certain things for joke perposes If you enjoyed this content I'd advise you to go watch his earlier content And see his evolution through the three years he's been doing this

[@goodboi650]

Did you know that if you attach a strap to your wineglass you can drink your beans much better

[@DarkMetaOFFICIAL]

Why wouldn't you just duct tape your cans of beans to your belt like a normal person

[@rickfan7]

@@DarkMetaOFFICIAL I always make a belt out of beans so I can sneak my beans on to planes

[@PelemusMcSoy]

Dammit, now I want beans...

[@alexandrapedersen829]

But how would you then get the beans on an aeroplane, Utkarsh!? Obviously, you need to sew the wine glass of beans inside a gigantic teddy bear whose mouth you have cut open as to extract the precious beans from its guts!

[@anaccount4354]

I was gonna say that I hate you

[@ArsenicCatnip06]

im sorry but "tiddy chips" is litterally the funniest thing ever

[@cassiebrooke2490]

It is tho 😂😂😂

[@qtqake5483]

@@cassiebrooke2490 YESSS it is

[@sandwichsenpai2871]

3:25

[@Helios-yu4uk]

3:24

[@tengoku9405]

"WOW! You've done such a shit job your friend is DISGUSTED!" 3:28

[@Choinkus]

The payoff of the genetic cars allegory was super satisfying and unexpected. That was straight up some good writing

[@Bone220]

Honestly people like me are super used to watching these evolution beings rise and fall. I'm a long time viewer of code bullet and I know damn well when the ai overlords take over he could be the first one on the kill list.

[@roxannemarie7859]

*the fact that she sticked that lollipop to her arm, shaved, and then pop it back into her mouth makes me wanna avoid food for a couple of days.*

[@narutobutshippuuden1422]

I don't think she did it. Scene was repeated if u look carefully. But not sure these maniacs can do everything bruh

[@shafasalsabila5721]

@@narutobutshippuuden1422 r/woosh

[@xxsandwichlordxdxx6120]

I thought he was gonna talk about it

[@juthkuldiloke5947]

Yep that's f****** weird.

[@PearlzPearlz]

Same

[@Whispurer]

The plane smuggling and *'how to hide money'* life hacks are literally just disguised *'HOW TO TRAFFIC DRUGS'* tutorials

[@janeeyre1990]

Hiding money is also useful if you're in an area with lots of pickpockets. But yeah, the food and pets vids are 100% just drug smuggling tips.

[@YMangaka]

LOL! Just imagine the biggest drugs cartels in NY or LA goin on KZbin to watch some troomtroom to get new ideas to sneak up drugs.. XD OMG, im dying laughing thinking of it right now ! Such a silly thought. ;P Btw, maybe troomtroom should make videos to teach police how to hide a wire on someone more efficiently ! Xp lmao

[@aaronking2020]

@@dylanmacdonald7444 (Annoying voice woman) You can your...coca cola.. in a plastic bag, then hide the bag into a snack, allowing you to sneak it on the plane!

[@lucie8827]

I like the way you think!

[@somejew9163]

Drug lords have all their henchmen watch Troom Troom, on orientation day.

[@melancholymelon5316]

"Finally now I don't have to watch 1917 without my DUCKS!!!!"

[@chupacadabra5161]

I hear ya, mate.

[@thealmightyduck335]

Finally, now I don't have to watch 1917 without my HUMAN!!!!

[@MsGigglesluv]

What? You haven't had that problem before?

[@defensivekobra3873]

Ducks are cute

[@legotwoface]

And I can watch the Batman 2021 with my cat

[@HTSI]

Troom troom, never realized airport security scanners can detect *organic* materials

[@yosomethinghappened]

correct me if im wrong which i most likely am but twinkies

[@StuntSphereYT]

“Lollipops are the newest waxing trend” The narrator is worse at appealing to teenagers than my seventh grade history teacher

[@WobblesandBean]

I don't understand how anyone over there could possibly think that a shrill, obnoxious woman who sounds like she just snorted her entre year's supply of prozac should be their narrator.

[@トースト-w3o]

Did u see how they stuck it back in their mouth after

[@Revour432]

@@トースト-w3o yea they are gross

[@sinnersrevolution]

;-;

[@thehotdogyuri7348]

Wobbles and Bean I’m not gonna lie this is the funniest comment I have read so far

[@kashyapbellur9825]

The fact that they actually *LICKED* the lollipops after using them to wax their arms 😂

[@shannongloudie8641]

IKRR I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT

[@yanribeiro7108]

That's the seasoning lol.

[@ebonimom6964]

Good lord I saw it but hoped it was just edited weirdly.

[@abirb4032]

Actually...the girl on the left wax the other girl arm...and frikin lickd it..

[@xiaoyu.2162]

This is how corona started...

[@calvinscarvings.66]

I hate it when I'm trying to eat pistachios when all of a sudden I start being interviewed.

[@claudiaperi4990]

And by Flanders of all people

[@margarethmichelina5146]

If there are reporters coming to my house out of nowhere, I'm gonna call 9-1-1 A.s.a.p

[@lowlevelgrungus3381]

Yeah, it’s so annoying when you’re innocently eating pistachios when news reporters bust through the ceiling, causing you to strap a fricking cup to your neck.

[@DrizzingSakuras]

300th like XD

[@calvinscarvings.66]

Pastel Pink :3 thanks!

[@felixohrvall4791]

This video genuinely subverted my expectations. Initially, I thought all the cuts and breaks to A.I. or pigeons was a mental break from the stupidity all the while describing how these things work. But at the end, he explained what he thinks TroomTroom is doing, and it was exactly what the examples were! An algorithm that copies what was previously successful. Really well written, I was super happy there was a point to all your rambling.

[@prince-of-water]

"She has secret balloons hidden in her boots filled with *COKE!"* That caught me so off guard

[@manthespoon]

@Aberdeen Harder What the- Ok i know what you were thinkin of

[@sir_Yosemite]

The Bean i thoght it said boobs so it sounded worse

[@melody_melon_73]

I know right! 😂

[@sir_Yosemite]

columbia

[@lardlover3730]

When your cargo gets blown up by some dickhead on a certain rocket-shooting jet bike and you have to deliver on foot:

[@kingkoollgs]

"If the sun is hurting your eyes while you’re trying to sleep.... fucking close them" I died

[@Sun-Gamer35]

Ya I commented

[@stephqnos]

@@Sun-Gamer35 yA

[@xenomorph066]

Lol dude also try considering the fact that ShE was oN tHE ShaDE😁

[@riotgirl445]

nice pfp

[@stephqnos]

@@riotgirl445 copycat literally

[@mois03s]

"This is so stupid, and so time consuming why the fuc-" "So the game is basically natural selection with cars, that will copy the one that makes it the furthest."

[@stephendonovan9084]

C A N P I G E O N S R E A D ? ? ?

[@admiralakbar8604]

I like genetic cars 2

[@hadboo4348]

@@stephendonovan9084 hmmmmmmmmmm CAN deaF peOPLE HEaR TheMseLVEs Dun dun duunnnnnnnnn

[@Tabby_CatMeow]

Is he even hearing himself? nO hE iSnT! sHuSh!

[@shamimaramannan375]

What is what is what is what is what is what is......

[@BLMeredith87]

"Ironically, if it was trying to be funny, it wouldn't be funny." My exact thoughts on the surge of ironic B-movie style bad horror films there are these days, I like the genuinely shit ones, not tryhards

[@MediumRareOpinions]

The difference between Birdemic and Birdemic 2 comes to mind.

[@yukimakoto9898]

"If the sun is hurting your eyes while you're trying to sleep, fu*kin' close them" i laughed so hard

[@CarryGibby]

@A Cup of TAE *then close your ducking car window If your sleeping in a car!*

[@accuratejaney8140]

@A Cup of TAE There are eye masks and hats for that.

[@AZUDAI96]

I yelled "close the fucking window" 😂

[@jeremypedersen6894]

Or just put any cloth or book or anything over your eyes

[@mi-ny7hq]

@A Cup of TAE so...

[@robsche1337]

"Barbara was less fortunate, but she has long hair. THATS INVENTIVE"

[@Tuscan37]

Barbara, the CEO of long hair

[@sarahjin4992]

WAIT YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS "Are you winning son?"

[@swagsuke9603]

@@sarahjin4992 it's "are ya winning son?"

[@yumm186]

@@sarahjin4992 ⢸⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉ ⡷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠢⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠈⠑⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Are you winning son? ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠖⠒⠒⠒⢤⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⣀⢤⣼⣀⡠⠤⠤⠼⠤⡄⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠑⡤⠤⡒⠒⠒⡊⠙⡏⠀⢀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠢⡄⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠇⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⢀⠧⠟⠁ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠸⣀⠀⠀⠈⢉⠟⠓⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢱⡖⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢺⠧⢄⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⣠⠃⢸⠀⠀⠈⠉⡽⠿⠯⡆ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠉⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⢸⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⢇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡌⠀⠈⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠃⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢸ ⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠷ ⢸

[@snowyotter8778]

Barbara, the person who needs to explain that she has hair because NOBODY else has long hair

[@vibe833]

“Yo,this hat is my lifestyle, yo yo yo” “Sir,you shot 38 people with an AK-47 and stabbed 3 people.”

[@dominusinmortuorum6954]

Lifestyle yo yo yo

[@officialprincelouie]

Oh shit *Dies*

[@mortaxxe7283]

Ayo that's just how my bussin life goes yo fam g yo if you can't get your hater vibes out of here T H E N Y O U W I L L P E R I S H

[@pearbearrss]

@@mortaxxe7283 bro I’ve seen so many people type like this in a serious manner that I can’t even tell if it’s a joke or in seriousness anymore

[@mortaxxe7283]

@@pearbearrss same tbh I hear people speak like this irl and it baffles me

[@baconlettucepotato69]

the sudden lightning quick delivery of "tiddy chips" got me dead 💀

[@brasil221]

Why's there no life hack for getting your beans out of your wine bottles?

[@irongears123]

Warm up the bottle. It will lower the viscosity of the beans.

[@scientistmilorad9735]

@Iron Gears Here is idea to prevent it, Change molecular structure of your beans so electrons can flow through them ( which makes them magnetized ) then just use Giant Neodium magnet 🧲 and... BOOM!!!💥 SCIENCE!!! 🧪 🔭 Joking, it won't explode.

[@Marmar-3-]

@@scientistmilorad9735 i have an idea! Fill up the bottle with pepsi… then add a mint candy (forget what its called) and then the beans will come flowing out with the pepsi! Also, dont forget to drink the mint and bean infested pepsi! To prevent beans from entering bottle, tie them to a straw and keep an eye on them lol

[@scientistmilorad9735]

@@Marmar-3- Yeah, that makes sense. Good job. (BTW they are called mentos.)

[@Marmar-3-]

@@scientistmilorad9735 thank you! It was on the tip of my tongue lol

[@DPadGamer]

I was immediately engaged when you brought up the genetic cars game

[@Happy156]

oh hi

[@somebodyunimportant243]

same

[@theanimatedpuppet8964]

I thought that was a random ad

[@kyleghost7646]

Im not a big fan anyways...

[@pennywisethesingingclown5147]

Oh hello love your videos!

[@calebplasma0612]

Life hack: if your car’s engine starts making noises grab a hammer and hit the engine repeatedly and soon enough the noises will stop and so will the car.

[@DividedByZeero]

Caleb Plasma06 might go boomboom but we can’t be blamed because we can’t be blamed

[@calebplasma0612]

Crazy Gaming exactly

[@-kirby-2851]

Crazy Gaming it most likely go boom boom if we're being honest so make up a life hack so your safe from the boomboom

[@IDK098]

LOL

[@iamrotterpigeon]

No, no, he's got a point

[@NickAndriadze]

Wow... This wasn't a bad life hack review/reaction, this was a bizarre tale on genetic cars, adaptation and algorithm trickery. I love it.

[@nurdle8673]

I’m laughing way too hard at “sanitization silo”

[@Hunterfalke]

It's the sequel to toothpaste barrel from last video.

[@annaedwards5124]

"Is the sun hurting your eyes? Hair is so inventive!" Maybe consider that fact she was in the shade..?

[@galaxygorl]

true-

[@mehgemenymhge8566]

She probably hasn't touched grass or go outside in like 3 years lmao

[@reaganbartels9993]

Pouring beans into a wineglass and then drinking it while making a point about profit incentives has big breadtube energy and I'm here for it. 'What radicalized you?' 'Troom Troom.'

[@fotnite_]

toys in japan radicalized me to the far right

[@godzillaworks4585]

This guy may actually be a breadtuber-in-disguise

[@blarg2429]

www.reddit.com/r/BeansInThings/

[@DemiBirdDoes]

He doesn't sound eerily like H bomber guy.

[@tsucube4377]

What is a breadtuber I assume you don't mean baking channels

[@Doug-89]

2:07 isn't hand sanitiser flammable? I feel like advising the public to carry around large quantities of flammable liquid in unsealed flimsy bags strapped to your body may be a bad idea.

[@carag3921]

That's a good point. It might if it's ethanol based depending on the ethanol percentage. But the ethanol would also evaporate over time in this open "container".

[@shadow_shine3578]

​@@carag3921so it's a waste of sanitizer, time, it's dangerous, _and_ it's a huge waste of money? Fun!

[@badoem5399]

Took me way too long to figure out that Genetic Cars 2 was not an ad but a clever comparison. Anyway I was really surprised by your analysis but it elevated this video to 10/10 good job

[@ashlilly3071]

I legit checked the description to see if they were sponsored

[@Johnhhujj]

It reminds me of h bomber guys “the room” segment in his ctrl alt delete serious lore analysis.

[@ashlilly3071]

@@Johnhhujj oh my god I just watched that video last week!

[@dracopug]

I mean with how it seemed completely unrelated to everything, and considering it was Jay, I was 99% it was relevant to the video when he first interrupted Metaphors are reaally under utilised, unfortunately. It would be cool if more youtubers didn't explain all of their points dryly 24/7, and did more stuff like this

[@pagatryx5451]

Nah I was pretty confident that he was going to say that, no matter how far you go with genetic algorithms, even when you are hundreds of generations down, there's always a few useless specimens that can't do anything right. Essentially, the algorithm is only improving things because the failing specimens get ironed out. And then argue that 1st world humanity doesn't really have a means of ironing out the negative specimens one way or the other, then cut to the same genetic algorithm with cars, but this time have no 'goal' it's trying to achieve. And then when the algorithm fails to make any improvements to the car, because there are no such thing as 'negative specimens' and they aren't being removed, the species will lose it's advancements it had made and return back to being cars that can't do much, and draw that comparison back to humanity. Now that's a jumble of words... But I guess I'm just way too cynical for me to instantly draw a comparison to humanity dooming itself :P

[@joesterstudios]

Jay, are saying that you DON’T smuggle your ducks into the theatre to see 1917

[@justintroyka8855]

Yeah you're really a chump if you're paying to buy them tickets...

[@themelon_1785]

Yo yo yo that is so wierd I agree yo Smuggling is so fun and hip yo, did you know you can smuggle cocaine to get the big bucks yo yo yo

[@WobblesandBean]

That's how I got to go see 1917, I dunno about you. They didn't buy me any snacc, though... 😕

[@amaracea]

“But she does have long hair - that’s inventive!”

[@cavequan8508]

No just stop

[@Flame-rp6yq]

use a small blanket as blinds

[@ElectricLegend4]

Well you can... close your eyes, like he said

[@quick_light]

i InVeNtEd LoNg HaIr

[@steveelmy]

I'm not sure what was more weird: the woman with the "perceivable fluffy duck pregnancy", or Jay eating cold baked beans out of a wine glass (having poured them out of a bottle). Never change Jay!

[@bubbykins4864]

The fact that they thought advising people to smuggle rodents classified under the superfamily Muroidea into movie theaters would be good for business.

[@LEELOLKH]

I always cringe with that annoying voice like she’s the most genius human ever

[@duality2743]

channels about poop life hacks hate our sanity

[@TequilaFounder]

@@duality2743 fucking yes

[@acherest2768]

A eyo T Hi S hAt I S mY lIfE s ty Le, yo yo yO

[@OuredFoster]

I wish She can just speak like a regular person

[@duality2743]

@@OuredFoster she is evil , she never go to speak normally

[@andreytolkushkin3611]

Now the real banger would be- “How to sneak textbooks into school??!!!!???!,”

[@clare-sv3do]

How to sneak your credit card into your wallet

[@mayayamato7351]

step one; shove the book in your own ass

[@bananagoose6822]

I've tried that so many times I always get caught.

[@JoeMama-nl5yk]

Too many steps When I was attempting to act pregnant My friend punched my stomach and the text book fell out

[@fatemehbigdeli5330]

@@mayayamato7351 lmao

[@amydurham5606]

"But how do you sneak snacks into the movies, I hear you-" [peck] . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . *_CAN PIGEONS READ?_*

[@basswave7034]

Timestamp?

[@fonhaflango5503]

8:34

[@beatrixpoley9100]

What was that all about?

[@amydurham5606]

@@beatrixpoley9100 pretty sure it was an equivalence thing where the pigeon learned how to "read" because it was rewarded each time it did the action it was asked to do, much like how Troom Troom learned how to make clickbait content because they were rewarded each time. also it was just kinda funny lol

[@beatrixpoley9100]

Thanks Amy Durham. I wasn’t sure if it was like an internet conspiracy or something.

[@ToyotaCorolla-en2mv]

Jay really filled a wine bottle with beans for joke, love that.

[@skeletalgaming4198]

Finally, a way to get my pet into the movies. Alfred the Crocodile has been so lonely whenever I go to see the new Marvel movie.

[@aquate9637]

I know the feeling, human the slave has also been acting strangely.

[@skeletalgaming4198]

@@aquate9637 Ooh, I know! We should set up a playdate for them! Alfred would be so happy to have a new S̶n̶a̶c̶k̶ Friend!

[@overdrive3823]

Ummm

[@Cn-4966]

Is this supposed to be Alfred?

[@gub4941]

Cn 4966 dammit, i was going to comment that.

[@Egg_thing]

No one is commenting about the editing and payoff of this video, so I'd just like to say: I really liked this style. The introduction of seemingly out of nowhere elements in the middle of the video and then it all coming together made for a very satisfying ending. Your content has improved tons since I started watching you, both the commentary and the premise. Great work

[@gmonkman]

Mauler's influence?

[@CalebHimself]

I thought it was some sort of sponsor at first, but it made sense in the end which surprised me

[@idkwhatimdoing5268]

Yeah! I agree, I've always liked videos like this, where everything does have a purpose even if you don't know what it is yet, I hope he gets more subs, because this video, as well as his others, deserve all the attention they can get, which is why I also decided to sub to him

[@king_of_dairy_queen0730]

I don’t see anybody talking about how to get the hair off of the lollipop to use it again instead of one use. Like what do you do lick it and filter the hair through your teeth

[@selftaughtinfection]

It was a great idea.

[@angieemm]

As a woman with extremely long hair who always just puts it up into a bun when I'm flying, TSA DOES stick their fingers inside the bun and squeezes it to see if there's anything inside. Last time, my sandwich's mustard squirted out all over my scalp.

[@ryleighs9575]

Lol honestly - solid comedy right there. You got me.

[@Qüəer_intentiøns]

Huh. That's really strange, it's never happened to me

[@bigbadgammagnome]

@@Qüəer_intentiøns it will

[@beehive983]

"I laughed so hard that my chocolate almost fell from my bun"

[@samirmuhammad8655]

😂 priceless

[@geurworx8164]

how to sneak snacks into to the movie me "USE YOUR POCKETS" Trom trom "GIBERISH" ME "IT'S ILLGAL FOR THEM TO SEARCH YOU" Trom trom "GIBERISH" me "I know I've done it before"

[@krisdoesart9643]

Jay laughing at themself while drinking beans out of a wine glass gives off vibes that I can't identify but are very potent

[@simplynarelyn3378]

that part actually made me gag

[@the_rose_garden01]

@@simplynarelyn3378 yeah, I skipped it

[@jonah666]

I thirst thought it was wine so I thought what a man of culture than I saw this😂:

[@MeapYT]

Too much watermellon not enough crack 🦈

[@sasharohr1633]

Jay laughing at themself? U mean himself?

[@karlaeickhoff3594]

Came for a cartoonish 17-minute rant, stayed for the brilliant analysis of clickbait theory. If this is where your channel is going then I am 100% down for it and I wish I could subscribe twice.

[@ArnLPs]

If I was a Jinn I would give you that wish on the house.

[@helltubejackie1086]

@@ArnLPs what's a jiin

[@tmurdock8718]

Trust me this is the best channel for mocking idiots and incredible analysis, it's all uphill from here

[@ArnLPs]

@@helltubejackie1086 Arabian Mythology. Wish granting Ghosts. The Tale of Aladdin.

[@chiefs2pretty4radio]

@@helltubejackie1086 genie

[@TextureOfCouch]

All the genetic car references puzzled me until you worked up to that GREAT analogy at the end! This kind of thinking is why I love your content!

[@iidarknessfoxx]

What the hell? Why did you put the beans in a wine glass when you could've put them in a FRICKING WATERMELON

[@mell9998]

Not gonna lie, they got us in the first half.

[@noah-cz6mn]

😂😂😂

[@generalgrevious8246]

Lol

[@rae8061]

EXACTLY

[@cam_0174]

Wanna know something worse? Someone try this and sell as a "wine collar". You can find it on Yt.

[@tavisbrownmusic2747]

"This hat is my lifestyle, yo yo yo" Procedes to get shot by american police

[@neonswan1482]

Shoot them again

[@kingofnerds7693]

Fucking hell, shots fired

[@siravyaverageyoutuber5802]

they did a service for those poor americans

[@delilah.simmons]

As an American I can confirm this is what happens

[@xd_mystyyyyy]

Just before then: *Walkie Talkie* “Yeah this is Mrs. Lizzeth Trenda can we get security at Entrance 4 there are minors here refusing us permission to investigate them.” “Yes ma’am we are sending someone to deal with the culprits immediately.” “GET DOWN AND WE’RE SEARCHING YOU IMMEDIATELY.” “Yoo, you can’t take this from me, it’s all I got!” *Each one of them gets shot 37 times in the back*

[@bigbeanlion6740]

troom troom be like: Is your car to big for you garage? Cut it in half.

[@WTFG78]

THAT'S INVENTIVE!

[@cassiebrooke2490]

😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 yup!!!

[@trihexa3024]

that's alot of damage

[@zulfahmi8302]

Phill Swift approve

[@blurthelines8596]

Nah, you just build a bigger garage from cardboard and old tictac containers.

[@theexchipmunk]

The moustache protector is a real thing thou. I have seen genuine 1800´s cups that had those. XD

[@Samurai-ps6gt]

Newest Hit : *how to sneak homework in your house*

[@therussianpeanut1328]

KENJEISIAITIEJNAAWWL SFFDJJD

[@koenstolk6478]

i could actualy see them do that

[@skittstop5088]

u know the guy that talks about random sh!t like why your shouldn't dye your hair

[@THESLlCK]

@@skittstop5088 dang it, I thought I was a geography whiz and I have no clue what country that flag is from -_-

[@hadijani7916]

@@THESLlCK its a pride flag for one of the non binaries

[@faizozigi869]

“Do you have a compulsive need to cycle without shoe” 7 year old me: yes, yes I do

[@janeeyre1990]

And that's how you develop calloused heels like a CHAMP Come at me, hot plastic

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

The initial genetic cars don't seem to factor in wind resistance. That's why the best cars in the group are so front-loaded. If wind resistance was involved, air particles would be slamming into the cars like into a brick wall.

[@nilloc93]

wind resistance also wouldn't matter since the cars seem to be trying to navigate extremely rough terrain at speeds too low for air resistance to matter. Most cars built for climbing now are not very aerodynamic and if they are its usually circumstantial since the car was made using an already built chassis

[@evanreza4712]

My guess would be that dying by falling over backwards when climbing a hill is far more common than dying by frontflipping when descending (because of the torque applied by the wheels). Because having the weight biased towards the front minimizes the risk of falling over backwards that design gets rewarded.

[@devial9879]

It wouldn't matter either way. They're going for distance not speed

[@davidbrickey8733]

Yes, but if you added in a wind resistance slider they'd just be trying to make a different number go up, just like if you swapped the gravity from Earth to Moon. That's kinda what Jay's trying to say.

[@FriskyD.]

Just like higher education teaching physics

[@aidenlikesgreninja526]

Jay really is one of those secret genius types, isn't he

[@LaurenElizabethYT]

The “can pigeons read?” Clip caught me so off guard and had me dying

[@XENOWOLFI]

I’m honestly confused

[@nothere11yearsago11]

@@XENOWOLFI just do what I do and watch it so much you know the script by heart and understand all of the video :)

[@XENOWOLFI]

@@nothere11yearsago11 oh my god no please spare me I don’t want to be tortured like that- Edit: oops I thought this was a different reply XD- I love this channel

[@mateuszszulecki5206]

@@XENOWOLFI what kind of reply did you think it was

[@XENOWOLFI]

@@mateuszszulecki5206 I can’t remember bruh it’s been 3 months

[@zackdavis4821]

In the lollipop waxing hack you realize when the lollipop is now covered in hair and her arm is super sticky she sticks a lollipop back in her mouth

[@thehotdogyuri7348]

That’s y u c k y

[@Da3Precious1]

I saw that and I was grossed out.. like seriously?

[@mudcrab3420]

You mean she doesn't put it back into the dedicated case mentioned earlier?

[@hungry.hungry.hippos]

*Y U C K*

[@carloismuviridian5411]

They we're bigfoot inside

[@spaghetto9836]

I adore how Jay slowly, progressively goes mad and loses her mind from the stupidity of the hacks.

[@DrJ-hx7wv]

It's the funniest part. He's going to have a stroke from minute 2.

[@IwatchDogandCatsFight.]

We all loses our shits..

[@runakovacs4759]

her*

[@hungry.hungry.hippos]

@@runakovacs4759 jay uses any and all pronouns :)

[@Unethical.FandubsGames]

Yeah I feel like if Jay actually gave a shit about Gender identity. He'd pick one.

[@disguisedcyclops4593]

I love the format of showing a bunch of seemingly unrelated things, and slowly tying them all together as the video progresses

[@Jayson.c2]

The fact that they sucked the lollipop after they “waxed” it is disgusting

[@stuff31]

I know

[@dondony]

I know like ewww

[@wildbeam]

bruh *the clip was rewinded omfg*

[@coemcoem7070]

Gag

[@dixonartaxes8544]

Nyup that's gross

[@MadInkAnimating]

Jay Exci's really getting invested in these life hacks

[@dtanobo]

Probably cause the last video he did got over a million views

[@joolsthebass]

@@dtanobo He said on the end of the last life hacks video that he was thinking he was doing more, so it's obviously not just a response to its success.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

It's not an investment. It's more like a prolonged highway robbery of the soul.

[@Leogrooo]

I don't know what is worse, he becoming a reaction channel or he taking these vids seriously.

[@dtanobo]

@@joolsthebass yeah not saying its coming from a bad place or anything but it doesnt hurt that the video was immensely successful

[@baldinggrey5368]

Jesus Christ, that troom narrator voice is painful in a way I cannot describe

[@wowimstillalive5878]

thats the voice i imagine being on the automated killing machines in a dystopian future

[@TheKingBean]

@@wowimstillalive5878 Albion riot drones

[@GengUpinIpin]

"Weirdly abnormal"

[@fugosfork7907]

The acting too

[@ibewither5051]

You just described it!

[@annabelwestwood6192]

Troom Troom: 15 Ways to Sneak Food into the Cinema Lady: Pulls a mouse out of her hat Jay: “Wait… that’s not food, that’s a dog!” When I tell you that fucking KILLED ME 😂

[@AM-kr4pv]

The funniest part is its actually a hamster

[@annabelwestwood6192]

@@AM-kr4pv oops

[@bubbykins4864]

​@@AM-kr4pvDoes it really matter which muroid rodent it is? Smuggling it into a theater you intend to use is bad for repeated usage and likely negatively impacting the lives of others for no personal gain no matter what.

[@themightyconall3424]

I don't know what reverse ASMR is, but troom troom's Narrator is certainly reverse ASMR.

[@Usiff_Vons]

Reverse asmr-fingernails scratching a chalkboard,kids chewing gum like a dying duck quacking,the one drama bitch in class,sqeekers and gerome

[@TwoWholeWorms]

It's ASMR: Autonomous Sensory Meridian Revulsion. o.o

[@PunkZombie1300]

It's called misophonia. While ASMR is a pleasant reaction to specific sounds, creating relaxation and "brain tingles," misophonia is a negative reaction to specific sounds, resulting in irrational anger, panic/anxiety, etc.

[@k9lioness622]

PunkZombie1300 That is correct! Misophonia by medical definition is "the hatred of sound". Individuals with misophonia will become irrationally upset at certain noises, some common ones being the sound of chewing, and irritating high pitched noises like mosquitoes and TROOM TROOM'S NARRATOR.

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

RMSA?

[@stormy7042]

Me who owns a pet duck: Yes im going to put him in a bowl and take him to the movies because thats what he absolutely needs right now

[@WobblesandBean]

YAY HELLO FELLOW PET DUCK OWNER!!

[@stormy7042]

:)

[@WobblesandBean]

@@stormy7042 What's his name? Is he a Pekin? Mine are calls, and their names are, well, kinda obvious lol. Ducks are the best pets, they're such utter derps. I love it.

[@stormy7042]

@@WobblesandBean mine our nibbles and bill and they are buff ducks

[@WobblesandBean]

Also I haven't been to the movies with him, but one time I _did_ take Wobbles to the zoo. The penguins were FASCINATED by him. They had a underwater viewing window in their pool, and they all smooshed themselves up against the glass to try and get a better look. Apparently, seeing a human walking one of their fellow waterbird brethren on a leash absolutely blew their birdie minds.

[@oldgrievous5319]

“This hat is my lifestyle yo yo yo yo” proseids to get shot 31245 times

[@wesleymays1931]

69420 times*

[@LastFirstyearsago]

@@wesleymays1931 nice

[@vk_7]

And no offense but it's proceeds

[@vk_7]

@@wesleymays1931 yep its more too that's like 2 birds in one stone

[@PorthosAmazing]

That's why I like your content. Other youtubers would just laugh at bad lifehack videos, but you made it clear why these channels exist and what goal they pursue. Masterful work.

[@morningbell3690]

10:30 Why is there no goat head glued to your wine bottle?

[@genericname2747]

It's a 5 minute craft

[@wamuuthepoleperson168]

Its a bean bottle bot a wine bottle thats why

[@Sid0404]

Girl: Uses hair to cover eyes Eyelids: Am I a joke to you.

[@ania5129]

Wait what is eyelids?

[@ania5129]

@210 WHY DO YOU BLINK 👁️👄👁️

[@obscure_genesis]

@@ania5129 I can't tell if your joking or if your extremely stupid.

[@its.arjun.s]

@@obscure_genesis its a joke

[@obscure_genesis]

@@its.arjun.s Anything that's not a joke can be a joke, I'm just gonna assume their kidding because duh.

[@theresivy]

i love the rest of this guy’s jokes as well but somehow i lost it when he said “oh no, a leaf”

[@Maxinestabile]

@Lovesnorie 16 he’s not transgender he just wears feminine clothing every once in a while if he is transgender he probably would’ve said it by now and if you think he’s transgender or know even could you give me a link to the video or post where he said that he’s transgender Edit: I just looked it up and while yes he did say he was transgender he did say that he did not change his pronouns or name so it’s OK to call him his

[@krisdoesart9643]

@@Maxinestabile she/her pronouns are still the most respectful and accurate pronouns to use for Jay, since while she hasn't transitioned medically or revealed her new name, she has confirmed that she's probably a trans woman and I can imagine he/him pronouns would make her feel dysphoric, even if she's currently accepting any pronouns. Just thought I'd let you know! I mean no disrespect ^^

[@cheese.6412]

"WELL THERE YOU GO! tiddy chips" absolutely peak comedy

[@acari7005]

I love how Jay’s videos seem hilarious and comedic on the surface, but when you get into it, it becomes exceedingly deep. Like, I thought the clips of the pigeon and the cars were just random and funny, until he started to connect that to the main topic. He’s really genius with making his videos, it’s the right amount of humour and depth to keep viewers interested.

[@johnology5037]

Ikr? Those clips seemed to come out of nowhere and seemed completely unrelated at first, before he finally started explaining it further.

[@jimboringo9958]

Ok ok, good explanation, but I’ve got one question for the pigeon one _Could it read?_

[@John-cz8zc]

@@jimboringo9958 no and i'm subbing your channel

[@birdsamora9925]

I really liked that part it's like these movies where it all comes to

[@birdsamora9925]

gether

[@SpringKitsune]

Genuine comment: I love the seemingly random clips you threw in that come back to tie into your overall point at the end.

[@Delusoon]

Teacher: Why are you laughing? My Brain: T I T T I E C H I P S

[@IWANNAKNOWKNOWKNOWWHATISLOVE]

omg

[@notsocath5371]

💀💀💀

[@scientistmilorad9735]

😂😂😂

[@iPhone3GS_68]

Plot twist: the food plane sneaking videos were actually how to sneak drugs and how to sneak stuff into movies

[@lGNITED]

:o

[@Mr_Mimestamp]

“In the future, content will be randomly generated”

[@ohwow7423]

Is this a... veggie tales reference??

[@eggcrack1746]

in the future all KZbin comments will be unoriginal

[@bonniefazbear1987]

weed eater

[@cyaneyedinmydrink42069]

W e e d e a t e r

[@aidanshorey8249]

tHaT dOeSn't MaKe AnY sEnSE???

[@stepbro4028]

"that's not food, that's a dog" Silly Jay, it's a giraffe

[@chupacadabra5161]

"HAHAHA It's a giraffe!!!"

[@mosqtto]

Really??!??!!!!?? I thought it was a whale

[@Iambored26]

no it's a monkey

[@angelalvarez8401]

I though it was food

[@ShayeMapes]

It is a platypus

[@GameLikeYouMeanIt]

For a while I was wondering why he was talking about Genetic cars. Once I got it I was like "OH, I'm stupid" When you're used to KZbin videos being sponsored, I guess that's what the side effect is. Fantastic video either way.

[@genericname2747]

I almost skipped the whole genetic cars thing because I thought it was an ad

[@mpp76]

So it wasn't sponsored?

[@ben-dx4sp]

It's because genetic cars has the same objective as troom troom, to get that number as high as possible no matter how absurd

[@mpp76]

@@ben-dx4sp ooooooh thank you!

[@katgollaz1297]

Same

[@polk-e-dot8177]

genuinely loved the expermintation used in this video. The way you made your point through inter splicing the pidgeon and car "game". *chefs kiss* loved it.

[@jadd244]

Troom be like: Tired of being in a wheelchair, well we have the best solution for your, stand up...

[@arandomhungarian1659]

Nonono. Make a contraption with hot glue and a bowl and a person on the other side of the world that makes an atomic bomb to blow the city of new york up that will create a concussion in the bowl and that will make you put hot glue on yourself that will make you hurt so much that xou will stand up.

[@totallychill_1592]

@@arandomhungarian1659 Just imagine if someone did that. LOL🤣

[@totallychill_1592]

Girl: Puts lollipop back in mouth after waxing Me: *PROCEEDS TO SPIT OUT LOLLIPOP*

[@zGoldenHawk]

ur a sucker for lollipops

[@srujanreddy571]

@hell ño oh boi oh no no no

[@jeremypedersen6894]

@hell ño AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@funtimefredboi9554]

3:53 lmao

[@yingvanche]

@@zGoldenHawk I-

[@lloooiis]

I love how you put little cutaways that at first serve as random-humor but come back at the end to fit into the topic

[@imightbeterrible]

Finally, a way to sneak my chicken into the movies.

[@aRllySpitefulGator]

Yum, nuggets on the go

[@dorianc.4372]

Well what do you expect

[@a8spizza597]

@@aRllySpitefulGator hahahahahahahahahahahah

[@theonaicker2561]

I'll try that with my duck

[@vincentsetio9851]

Yes now i cant hide my cat to movie

[@jekjek2174]

*"Did you know that the cause of dying is death"* -troomtroom

[@cludyskies7860]

Did you know every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa? *Together we can stop this*

[@jekjek2174]

@@cludyskies7860 ok cool...... but did you know the cause of commenting is typing?!?! *TOGETHER WE CAN STOP THIS*

[@cludyskies7860]

@@jekjek2174 Ok cool but.... Did you know the cause of sleeping is sleeping? *Together we can stop this*

[@jekjek2174]

@@cludyskies7860 ok cool..................... But did you know the cause of waking up is opening ur eyes?!?! *TOGETHAAA WEE CANN STOPPP DISS*

[@cludyskies7860]

@@jekjek2174 Ok cool, but did you know that..... 2+2=4 *TOGETHER WE CAN STOP THIS!*

[@Nitrolord]

I love how you brought up like 4 seemingly random things and managed to connect all of them. That was a very satisfying ending

[@cactusthestupid7222]

I really liked the "random" segments in the middle that ended up tying in perfectly to the point of the video. Well done!

[@Onyxiate]

It’s so weird seeing Jay in…a black void rather than the bedroom. Feels like I’m being interrogated and I keep getting called “Troom Troom” and that I make videos.

[@helplessnarwhal3722]

I like your pfp

[@LeoCat2291]

He is in his bedroom with the lifts off you can see an outline of a lamp

[@roellapolicarpio3905]

That lollipop used for waxing is just plain out gross. After a wax, you'll put it back in your mouth just to keep it sticky? No thank you

[@mintis_creations]

Hii

[@MoostachedSaiyanPrince]

I mean, it wouldn't matter anyways. Because unless this video cuts out a step where you first coat the lollipop with superglue, a lollipop would never have the level of adhesiveness necessary to pull any hair off your body unless you have some kinda condition that causes extreme hair loss. All you'll success in doing here is making your arm hair sticky.

[@mintis_creations]

@@MoostachedSaiyanPrince that would be VERY painful

[@YMangaka]

@@MoostachedSaiyanPrince for Dende's sake, Vegeta ! Take a lollipop and wax that horrible moostache already, ugh ! (>o

[@kecsek3496]

Ah yes, this is how you can tell if someone is a teenager. If he/she is saying "Yo yo yo" or just simply wearing a hat, it's a teenager.

[@incognitoburrito6020]

I am still a teenager, and I can confirm that yo yo yo has oozed its way inexorably into my vocabulary. The other day I tripped on a stick and I said "yo" to it instead of "sorry." Which I was still saying to a stick.

[@annzbeans848]

Oh thank god for this helpful guide, I would never have been able to tell if anyone was my age. Thank you, comrade

[@puppydogs68]

Me who literally always wears a hat in public: 🥴

[@bitbreaker_creator]

@@incognitoburrito6020 how yo doin yo doin good bro? Yo yo i eat breakfast for diner yo yo yo

[@ashleycd6487]

We have two things to confirm ages: 1; if you're wearing a striped shirt, you're a kid 2; if you're wearing a hat, you're a teenager Now what is the thing which will complete the trinity?

[@lakshmankomzak5743]

I didn't realise it the first time I watched this but this video is actually a masterpiece. The way those apparently nonsensical clips of genetic cars and "can pigeons read" actually gain meaning as the video progresses really compels me to watch more to find out what they mean. very smart.

[@mondsternleinch.5253]

This was lowkey mindblowing, I expected some quick shits and giggles, didn't really get a lot of those, but the video ended on a much smarter note than I anticipated. Great job on making this genuinely good.

[@guyguyson8939]

you're like the first person i've ever heard to actually touch on the reason why art is being digested into nothingness by capitalism.

[@Dumbledoresarmy13]

Art is being influenced by the consumer demographic that admittedly often knows nothing about art in capitalism... but only when those 'artists' care nothing for their art in the first place, and are only driven by profit. An artist is still free to follow their vision and make good art with the risk of low returns. And sometimes quality work does have high returns. In communism - that's where art is digested into nothingness. The consumer and creator are both of little importance. Art serves a utilitarian purpose for the good of the collective or it does not exist. Individualism and self-expression are the sort of selfish ideals that only a greedy capitalist would hold. I caution you not to forget how many artists have historically suffered under socialism and communism when you bash capitalism in general for its' effect on the arts.

[@themammoth67]

100th like

[@pseudophori6541]

Dumbledoresarmy13 “capitalism doesn’t harm art because true artists don’t need food and shelter” sure is a take

[@TheReaper569]

This isn't even art

[@yea4253]

Dumbledoresarmy13 Hahahahahahhah you dumbfuck

[@woah-dude]

you're always so serious and intelligent about your jokes. and then this: THATS NOT FOOD! That's a DOG! you killed me with the stupidest possible comment

[@blanktheblanket8081]

CaN piGeOnS ReAD?

[@fangier0]

"Serious and intelligent" Half of those jokes: Swearing

[@Cheezitnator]

These are literally what we will continue to get if AI makes content. AI is the pidgeon that doesn't understand and just does things to make a number go up.

[@zora1138]

Finally! Now I won't have to haul around my *S A N A T I Z A T I O N S I L O*

[@everyonegetselfears1444]

@Saksham lal We may never know

[@MegaDudeman21]

@Saksham lal a silo used to sanitize... stuff?

[@hazeltree7738]

@Saksham Lal A silo full of sanitisation liquid that you dunk yourself in to get rid of the 1% of germs left

[@largeboy5577]

*T H A N K F U C K*

[@thetheatreorgan168]

I won’t have to drive around my sanitization tanker

[@gaeljs9493]

Life hack: If you car starts making weird noises prop up the stereo's volume, EASY, problem goes away, so does your engine !

[@stefanmirea5305]

enginir

[@ace262]

@@stefanmirea5305 what are you even saying

[@stefanmirea5305]

@@ace262 Meme man meme

[@LastFirstyearsago]

@@stefanmirea5305 engineer gaming

[@randomfandoms134]

no ones gonna talk about how she LICKED the lollipop after she WAXED HER FRIGGIN ARM WITH IT???

[@memebasterd1080]

Yeah thats nasty

[@sonnyngo6847]

Copied

[@TheManinBlack9054]

thats my fetish

[@nyx6319]

Why wax your arm with a lollipop in the first place? It's a waste.

[@Liggliluff]

How else are they going to clean it for another waxing?

[@JenB1210]

“Why you got a hat on” Here’s the annoying af part: girl: *doesn’t move mouths but just dances like a boomer* “It’s part of my life styLe yOo Yo yO!” 1:36 is that part do not watch that if you don’t wanna cringe

[@clare-sv3do]

That gave me so much second hand embarrassment I cringed off my chair

[@timtimmejiqs]

For more embarrassment, watch it in .5x speed!

[@clare-sv3do]

​@@timtimmejiqs I don't think I could make it out alive after seeing every single over exaggerated expression lol

[@timtimmejiqs]

@@clare-sv3do it’s everything u are imagining and more

[@saulesalejos4483]

If you watch at the dude behind her. He is just, he is not really trying to pretend anymore.

[@SpellboundWolf]

I love this channel. Your videos always brighten up my day.

[@PALMEN4]

He should have attached straps to his wine glass so he could drink his beans easier

[@nil-rev8479]

*Don't remind me.*

[@t_nicki]

Exactly

[@norasstories3268]

Please... no more bean drinking. I can't take it!

[@methane5211]

"Ah, my favourite, tomato sauced B E A N S"

[@braidenzurnmarsh1203]

I read this just as it was being done

[@l_R4YM0ND_l]

Holy fuck. I didn't understand what was going on, until the last fiveish minutes. The random cuts to the learning algorithm and then the bird one out of no where. I thought at first it was sponsored by the car thing, but it felt too odd to be an ad. Then the pidgeon caught me way off guard. Jay did a fantastic job with this video. He hid the videos true intent until the end. And managed to confuse and allure me at the same time. Jay, you might never see this comment. But you sir. You've made a fantastic video, and a great work of art. While also staying to your memeing personality, you made an excellent video on the nature of a weird channel. I'm legitimately at a loss for words. 10/10 I want to see more of this.

[@swordsman1137]

I like when the video randomly cut to footage of a "game" and a pigeon. It's so weird that i start to understand when the man himself suddenly shows up.

[@featurecreature837]

@@swordsman1137 was that a bottle of beans he was 'drinking'?

[@featurecreature837]

Nevermind, he is actually drinking beans.

[@MansakeLabsOfficial]

My thoughts exactly! Although, you do use a lot of words for someone legitimately at a loss for words.

[@siggs4372]

Forgive me for being a dumbass... But why the fuck was that all put in there...

[@Flame-rp6yq]

“It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.” - Aristotle Troom troom: simply attach a flashlight to your head and you don't have to “The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing” - Socrates

[@loosetube5417]

That's just like us, dude!

[@jonathanthomasjohn8348]

This video is so beautifully well made. Good job mate

[@amethsys]

“... it’s a flash game” * sad start of 2021 noises *

[@firebirdlego855]

no don't do it please i have vietnam-like flashbacks of flash being removed.

[@amethsys]

To the two most recent replies: are you alright?