Gotta love the ballerina vampire, that part where she just looked bored while removing her restraints while they were shouting at each other spoke to my soul.
@shhsdgagsgd-it8xg5 ай бұрын
Fr I love her
@PolishGuy5 ай бұрын
I haven't watched the movie, what are you talking about?
@HariS-jp4kk4 ай бұрын
@@PolishGuyye me too bc I can't find it lol😂😅
@jenno55553 ай бұрын
It’s on Peacock
@ColeAndPhoebeForever25 күн бұрын
I know, right? She was like: "Y'know, think these idiots will realize I'm the most dangerous being in the room? Nope, didn't think so … uh-oh, the teenager saw me, she's next on my puppet synchronized dance-off! Jessica, you're mine.” BTW, I've got the perfect How To Beat movie: Case 39; it starrs Renee Zelwigger and Jodelle Ferland, not to mention Bradley Cooper (Chip from the 1991 version of Beauty and the Beast). I can't wait to see you cover this film, innocent little girl on the outside, or evil grey-skinned demon within. Have fun!
@sunnydered55456 ай бұрын
I feel like they would have failed at this even if there wasn't a vampire... taking off a victim's blindfold? Trying to hit on your fellow criminal while you're on the job? Tighten up, people!
@imjustarandom14596 ай бұрын
ong
@shadystuff6735 ай бұрын
Fr
@alicianelson12524 ай бұрын
Plus they go in and out of her room giving her multiple opportunities to escape get in their heads or figure out their identities
@Zachary-di9io4 ай бұрын
They wannabe drake
@mrcritical67514 ай бұрын
@@alicianelson1252to be fair, what kid is gonna do any of that. If Abigail was just a rich kid like they thought then she’d be no threat
@Elzzaw5 ай бұрын
3:25 I love how you point out the mirror in her bedroom like the kidnappers should've _obviously_ known they were kidnapping a vampire lol.
@gabrielsfilms20865 ай бұрын
mirrors aren't even made of silver anymore, so a vampire could probably see their reflection anyways
@Quincy_Morris5 ай бұрын
Lots of people cover their mirrors to prevent dust
@THEO009004 ай бұрын
Also " ah yes we have guns. Let's make wooden stakes instead to deal with a hitman"
@radiantshay21464 ай бұрын
@@gabrielsfilms2086 I never knew silver was the reason they couldn't see their reflection. I figured it wouldn't show in water or any other reflective surface either. Like lacking a soul prevents the reflection from manifesting
@radiantshay21464 ай бұрын
@@Quincy_Morris Literally never met one person who did this to a bedroom mirror lol
@Loli-Knight6 ай бұрын
As a former security guard for particularly wealthy individuals the lack of meaningful security at the beginning of the movie is actually REALLY common. Most wealthy people will skimp out on anything that isn't a status symbol or value holder. The most you'll get out of them for security, most of the time, is an incredibly basic security system and maybe a guard or two depending on the size of the location. It's actually hilariously easy to steal from the "rich" most of the time because of this. However, what tends to keep thieves and the like away is that the rich tend to huddle together in communities where anybody that also isn't super rich sticks out like a sore thumb, so any guards or cam-guards will be on high alert the moment they see a single soul moving outside at any time of day that isn't an expected deliveryman or business appointment. As such it's usually not worth trying to knock over a rich individual unless they have a compound that's separate from a wealthy community and thus easier to sneak around. However, most rich individuals with homes like that live SO FAR from other communities that it's not worth a thief's time going out to them (thieves prefer simple, quick marks). This is why most thievery is done against lower middle class or the poor as it's much easier to blend into and look like an individual who would otherwise normally live and walk about the areas those people live in.
@luckyowl64325 ай бұрын
I feel oddly inspired.
@gabrielsfilms20865 ай бұрын
...thanks for the tips.
@jackfire23165 ай бұрын
If only I was in America
@timebomb45625 ай бұрын
you were a security guard Cool
@Pudding--5 ай бұрын
mfw the security guard goes by the online alias loli knight
@unknownchoujin14366 ай бұрын
How to beat Abigail: don't be a criminal and don't take part in kidnapping.
@user-umineko116 ай бұрын
Do not let me get near Abigail because she will not be walking 😈
@plasmo9426 ай бұрын
Right. As I was watching the movie, I’m like this is probably the easiest horror movie to beat, just not kidnap a kid. Then when Abigail was telling them why they are there I was like ‘oh ok also don’t be a shit human’ easy.
@damionknoxTyler6 ай бұрын
@@user-umineko11oh no your right she'll be flying 😂
@jeffthomas1226 ай бұрын
EXACTLY
@unknownchoujin14366 ай бұрын
@@user-umineko11 👮🏾♀️”Sir, are you insinuating child sa?”
@thebxsketcxse6 ай бұрын
for some reason i always forget that movies are filmed way in advance before they're released, so when i saw angus cloud i was super confused for a moment. rest in peace :(
@mikew71685 ай бұрын
He basically plays Fez in this anyway.
@MariaPaula-uw3ds5 ай бұрын
Did she dye?
@melissacruz79815 ай бұрын
@@MariaPaula-uw3dsyeah he did die:(
@siredquinn5 ай бұрын
@@MariaPaula-uw3dshe* and yes..
@masonmancoffey172227 күн бұрын
RIP
@ziggydoesstardust71446 ай бұрын
Abigail was the best oart of the movie hands down. That kid ate every scene
@barryroyal72335 ай бұрын
the movie is called Abigail if you didn't know
@Axralliiq5 ай бұрын
The kid also ate most of the crew
@barryroyal72335 ай бұрын
@@jwhite-1471 yeah but it's expected
@barryroyal72335 ай бұрын
@@jwhite-1471 most of the time in a movie with the character the movie is named after is in the movie they usually Play a main factor in the movie Majority of the time So if the movie is named after the character then it's kind of expected for that character to be the best part of the movie
@FairyTailFables2 ай бұрын
@@jwhite-1471they literally just said the movie was called Abigail plus it’s a opinion
@edwinalvarez87546 ай бұрын
wild that they didn’t stake her while she was knocked out. wild that they didn’t break out through the basement window the entire night that was literally only covered by WOODEN PLANKS
@DarkBlood-rf5sk6 ай бұрын
They couldn't kill her they were intending to trade her to lazaar for their lives, remember?
@bellini65076 ай бұрын
@DarkBlood-rf5sk That's still stupid. Abigail legit told them that the money didn't exist because everything was a trap and her father didn't care about her. Also, it's stupid to believe that her father, a virus vampire killer, would spare their lives even if they gave Abigail back. They were going to die regardless. The main character just got lucky in the end because of Abigail's mercy, not Abigail's father. He was going to eat her if it weren't for Abigail
@DarkBlood-rf5sk6 ай бұрын
@@bellini6507 she told them after she woke up not before getting knocked out
@DarkBlood-rf5sk6 ай бұрын
And tell me, what other choice did they have? With abigail dead, nobody could have saved them from lazaar
@DarkZ0l5 ай бұрын
Even if they did, it'd basically guarantee that the dad would kill them. We saw how powerful vampire Frank was. The dad would definitely be more powerful
@Solararisa6 ай бұрын
Alisha Weir is a terrific actress. It's scary how good she is at this age already. She will be a menace in the near future.
@lessismore85335 ай бұрын
Not really surprising. Kids will automatically get praise because they’re YOUNG. Don’t get me wrong not discrediting her. But amazing kids in horror films existed since Linda Blair in the exorcist. There’s also Daveigh Chase and the girl who played the Orphan…
@angeldog156 ай бұрын
"Sometimes you have to be a little bit naughty!" Still cannot believe this is the same actress who played Matilda in the 2022 musical adaptation!
@majestygaming44956 ай бұрын
Girl me neither
@Sunflower-iz6zw6gv1o5 ай бұрын
WAIT REALLY
@angeldog155 ай бұрын
@@Sunflower-iz6zw6gv1oYep! That's Alisha Weir!
@Sunflower-iz6zw6gv1o5 ай бұрын
@@angeldog15 omg 😭
@Royalty-w9b5 ай бұрын
Girl went to smart young girl to a fucking vampire😭👏
@jaymezdean20076 ай бұрын
I’m calling it now, Abigail vs. Megan!!
@itzskye70746 ай бұрын
That shit would be fire
@KarenThompson-ru1bz6 ай бұрын
Abigail slams😂
@chichikay14706 ай бұрын
Vs Wednesday
@Clottedcream_obsession5 ай бұрын
Abigail wins no diff she can regenerate
@Jhen_yfer5 ай бұрын
Vampire Immortal vs Highly Intelligent Robot
@Peppino_bois6 ай бұрын
"what would you do?" Die I'm not surviving
@Shi3sty1k6 ай бұрын
Just don’t steal her😂
@SuperJelly556 ай бұрын
@@Shi3sty1k 💀 easy for you to say
@itzskye70746 ай бұрын
I can’t survive any of these omds
@fatherlesschild-yes5 ай бұрын
same
@sunrise_reverie5 ай бұрын
This is always my instant answer whenever I start to listen to any of these xD
@jeannemorgan3975 ай бұрын
"It's unreasonable to assume a character knows what genre they're in"
@Quincy_Morris5 ай бұрын
This channel really needs to understand that
@John_McDonnell_766 ай бұрын
Took my daughters to the movies to see this. It was so damn good. Great story, original as hell. The girl who played Abigail was freaking amazing.
@lynelone59896 ай бұрын
She definitely nailed it with her acting skills
@EpicPlayer1XD5 ай бұрын
@@lynelone5989that was the girl who played matilda in matilda the musical
@lessismore85335 ай бұрын
Hope they weren’t too young. This is rated R
@mushtashio99024 ай бұрын
@lessismore8533 if they were too young I'm pretty sure that they wouldn't let them in the theater mate.
@BlBl-wm6hb6 ай бұрын
“What would you do” is a iconic phrase at this point
@itzskye70746 ай бұрын
So is, “ *name* you fucked up!”
@Arrow122126 ай бұрын
Is an*
@BlBl-wm6hb5 ай бұрын
@@Arrow12212 fatherless
@LaurenWeyant5 ай бұрын
Theres also "are you ..."
@Arrow122125 ай бұрын
@@BlBl-wm6hb what?
@Tavon-m1y6 ай бұрын
Nobody notices how so many people get thrown off the highest point in the house and get up fine like nun happen
@larkilanders5 ай бұрын
Yes, crazy how joey got tossed around, stabbed, punched, bitten, and just shrugged all off like nothing happened
@ForcesofRandomness5 ай бұрын
anyone get the number of that bus?
@Sylveon1.06 ай бұрын
Nah Abigail really said ‘ *im* not stuck with *you* your stuck with *me* ’
@jessealvarado77965 ай бұрын
me: hmm really ha
@wocathoden6 ай бұрын
Let me get this straight about the 1st gy to die; He's smoking herbs, goes off on his own, then investigates spooky noise? HERB? THAT MAKES YOU PARANOID? AND HE'S ON HIS OWN?
@cnfusd13525 ай бұрын
Idk its the complete opposite in my case. Maybe differs from person to person
@Corpsemangle015 ай бұрын
Cabin in the Woods
@rjshadow43216 ай бұрын
they used to put the body face down so when they come out the instead dig deeper and put seeds in a coffin of suspected vampire victims because vampires cant help themselves from counting small things.
@Marta_OuO6 ай бұрын
Are you kidding me? They can't help but to count small things?
@Youreamess6 ай бұрын
I thought that was only leprechauns and fairies
@rjshadow43216 ай бұрын
@@Youreamess there is a lot of cross overs in the myths of monsters and creatures some countries also say iron burns them even though its more known for fairies it depends on the area and time of the myths.
@podobunny16 ай бұрын
is that why the count from sesame street loves to count??!
@kimberlym59885 ай бұрын
I think that's only for certain types of vampires though.
@Biggest_maximus6 ай бұрын
hearing Gus Fring saying there's 50 million V-bucks on the line if they complete the mission successfully is something I never expected to hear before GTA 6 drops
@ramonantoniodejuanbennett62393 ай бұрын
The V-bucks is Vought Bucks.
@shaung9495 ай бұрын
Abigail is playing with them, if she wanted them dead they wouldn't have survived the kidnapping attempt. She picked each of the members of the team for a specific offense including lambert.
@UnapologeticYen6 ай бұрын
RIP to Angus Cloud (who played Dean)
@Sun-Set-Girl5 ай бұрын
did he actually die?
@brainymaniac23115 ай бұрын
@@Sun-Set-Girljust looked it up, yes 😞
@Sun-Set-Girl5 ай бұрын
@@brainymaniac2311 how i can't be bothered searching it
@shrekpaidaisuki49125 ай бұрын
@@Sun-Set-GirlOverdose
@booyafools58975 ай бұрын
Typical
@BPgamemaster126 ай бұрын
Along with the wooden stakes, I would have also brought any blades from the suit of armors or big knifes from the kitchen as well. For one it's always handy to have a back-up weapon just in case, and two, there was no certainty that that an wooden stake through the heart would even work. Sure using blades against vampires only works in video games, but decapitation are usually a sure fire way to kill an vampire, and also if Abigail ended missing a few limbs, it would make dealing with her a lot easier.
@cattherat-ss4kvАй бұрын
Or some of the armour itself. Arm guards and helmets would probably save your life
@Stewertindahouse6 ай бұрын
“How to survive Abigail.” Don’t Fucking kidnap a child.
@RatzEdits5 ай бұрын
God Damn Right
@Therandomguyyoumet5yearsagoalt4 ай бұрын
Dam ruined my day plan
@mrcritical67514 ай бұрын
Probably wouldn’t work as she’s outright stated to be a mob assassin. If you do something to piss her dad off then Abigail is gonna come for you
@Stewertindahouse4 ай бұрын
@@mrcritical6751 okay imma add that. DONT PISS HER DAD OFF!
@mrcritical67514 ай бұрын
@@Stewertindahouse that should honestly not even need to be stated, he’s Dracula as a crime boss, who in their right mind crosses that?
@Dagger__Seishin5 ай бұрын
In the end befriend the damn vampire child as soon as possible. Then you can escape when everything else fails.
@darkxemjas29106 ай бұрын
As far as Vampires are concerned, I try to treat them as the ones from the John Carpenter series. If garlic and silver don't work on them, then you can only hope that sunlight will.(in the 1998 movie, the vampires were trying to get rid of that weakness of theirs) I've heard about the running water and the invitation rules, but only in the animes Princess Resurrection and Chibi Vampire. Haven't seen either one anywhere else, so they're most likely false. Either way, don't assume anything until you confirm it first. Edit: I meant "Princess Resurrection," not whatever I wrote earlier.
@randallbesch24246 ай бұрын
Silver works on werewolves not vampires.
@darkxemjas29106 ай бұрын
@randallbesch2424 In the Blade movies, they claimed that the vampires are allergic to silver, which some cross jewelry are made of, creating the misunderstanding that crosses work on vampires. But only in that movie series. Silver was also mentioned in this video as a weapon to use too.
@MunkyDrag0n6 ай бұрын
Renfield also had the invitation gimmick
@IndigobluBeauty6 ай бұрын
Fright Night, The Lost Boys also have invitation trope.
@mariesindlerova96636 ай бұрын
The invitation one is quite common. In the mythology of my country a lot of cretures can not enter a house without being invited, wampires being one of them (as most mythologies have their own spin on a wampire)
@Hedcase715 ай бұрын
At the point Abigal showed her true self in the bedroom from then on I agree with you. Abigal could have and did get out of the room and handcuffs and back when she killed Dean. Their identities were blown the second they agreed to the job. Nothing Joey did in the beginning made a bit of difference.
@DemonDante10005 ай бұрын
Ok. That smile at 22:46 is probably the scariest thing I have ever seen. "Yeah, go ahead and run. I am going to take my sweet time hunting each and every one of you down."
@EndravenMusicChannel6 ай бұрын
I feel like vampires would never be a problem because UV lights exist.
@yakk86046 ай бұрын
Maybe but they have the same intelligence as humans plus super human speed and strengh
@lazyfrog39876 ай бұрын
@@yakk8604 Yet all I need is a uv light and that whole threat is neutralized
@mikelrose96856 ай бұрын
I wonder if theres a diference in UV-A and UV-B
@TheRubendjc6 ай бұрын
Yes since they wouldnt cover their skin....
@jessemiller26976 ай бұрын
UV ... Ugly Vampire lights! I think you are correct 1000%. It would just be fun to not be a jaded adult for awhile , if they were real would they be treated like they all have a disability? Instead of Ann Rice novels like a TLC docuseries about those vamps and the daily struggle against their allergies to the sun and how the hipster neighbors hate them for draining all the blood from their heritage chickens ... It's nice to dream
@shadystuff6735 ай бұрын
As master Wu once said “the best way to defeat your enemy is to make them your friend” while she’s in the cage I would have asked her why she’s faking being caught and befriended her there. Knowledge is power, if you know about what they’re capable of they’re less of a threat cause you won’t underestimate them
@shadystuff6735 ай бұрын
I’m fifteen we’d be besties
@shadystuff6735 ай бұрын
As proven by the ending she’s logical if try to reason my way out
@shaung9495 ай бұрын
As abigail pointed out at there, they are food. You don't make friends with food.
@shadystuff6735 ай бұрын
@@shaung949 obviously you can at the end I mean haven’t we befriended cows sometimes? Sheep several things we consider food?
@Dookieexplorer304 ай бұрын
@@shadystuff673 Most of us don't actively hunt down cows and torture them for the luls I don't think this is comparable. She would probably play along for 10 seconds and then bite your throat out
@g-max18086 ай бұрын
Abigail: Practically the main anti hero Lamber: The true main villain
@TuckerMasterson-pl4ol4 ай бұрын
What did he do
@crouchbar4 ай бұрын
@@TuckerMasterson-pl4ol He played Gus in breaking bad and better call saul
@TuckerMasterson-pl4ol4 ай бұрын
@@crouchbar don't forget stan Edgar
@aaravgulati23 ай бұрын
@@TuckerMasterson-pl4olI will forget
@TuckerMasterson-pl4ol3 ай бұрын
@@aaravgulati2 yes you will
@boa21436587096 ай бұрын
I personally find Kevin Durand one of the funniest dudes around, I had to rewind his stair dive six times cause I was laughing so damn hard at it! Still my hands down favorite funny bit his him yelling "yeah Joshua!"
@shaung9495 ай бұрын
The house security was deliberately lacking as Abigail had planned the job and wanted them to succeed.
@cattherat-ss4kvАй бұрын
That’s why he listed it as a red flag
@fredbarnes26005 ай бұрын
In all fairness if the kids a vamp, she has powers of persuasion. Which got stronger once she could see them. Keeping her knocked out was the only safe way. Assuming she wasn't faking all along.
@krishanubanerjee69555 ай бұрын
37:00 - I wouldn't kidnap anybody, period! Too many variables. Too many opportunities for screw-ups. I'd rather become a banker and *legally* obligate others to pay for my luxurious lifestyle!
@cattherat-ss4kvАй бұрын
And how is that going for you right now
@krishanubanerjee6955Ай бұрын
@@cattherat-ss4kv Well, I haven't tried to kidnap anybody yet! And, I'm not fighting for my life in a potentially lethal situation every second, so there's that too!
@brookeespinoza85946 ай бұрын
I was literally JUST talking about you making this video last night after I watched the movie. Timing is impeccable
@ricardoaffonso22615 ай бұрын
WAIT: I'll take Joey's side on the "don't let her see anyone's face". She was the only one suposed to enter the room, so she just wanted the "child" to be confortable, it was Peter that entered the room without permission, so he broke the rule, not Joey. But whatever, vampire kid, bla bla bla.
@la8ball4 ай бұрын
I'm not sure it mattered. Since she said they were going to die anyways and it was all a trap.
@ricardoaffonso22614 ай бұрын
@@la8ball it didn't matter because of the vampire kid. But if it was a real kidnap situation, she followed the rules, it wasn't her that entered in the room without covering her face. And he wasn't supposed to enter, so... But anyways, vampire kid.
@SaysSamara6 ай бұрын
My answer to "What would you do?" In these videos is just die. I'm no hero. Lol
@elleon.nxtdoor4 ай бұрын
LMAOO literally 😭
@SaysSamara3 ай бұрын
@@elleon.nxtdoor Well, I would probably cry like a baby first. Lol
@gliocz4 ай бұрын
Pete: *literally being eaten alive* Abigail: You drink too much.
@alex_bearr56125 ай бұрын
Dam, even How To Beat has given up on saving these movie characters. Have A Damn Good Day :)
@la8ball4 ай бұрын
Yeah, this is one of those things were you're screwed. It's basically don't do it from the start.
@6aliph776 ай бұрын
This was a surprisingly entertaining movie
@Gracitagouv5 ай бұрын
Yeah but the ending was a bit meh for me
@faunxwonders6 ай бұрын
This was such a funny movie when I watched it😂😂😂 it was definitely better than most I’ve seen just because I found it hilarious lmao keep up the good work!! Absolutely love your channel💛
@devinwade32286 ай бұрын
I thought it was a horror movie.
@mr.happy12326 ай бұрын
@@devinwade3228 i swear halfway it become action comedy. wouldve loved if frank also lived somehow though
@majormediaproductions5 ай бұрын
That ending was the BEST! Thanks for sharing
@Poisonedwight6 ай бұрын
This was Angus clouds last movie before he died it’s so sad he was so young
@lovableairheadmile68096 ай бұрын
What happened to him
@tenovee34466 ай бұрын
@@lovableairheadmile6809drug overdose. I Read imdb
Maybe if he didn't do the fun powder he'd be alive, he won himself a Darwin Award
@siredquinn5 ай бұрын
@@booyafools5897um… he lost his father and he was already addicted and after losing his father that sent him over the edge..
@g14vlogsandchallenges785 ай бұрын
When Pete jumped I actually screamed FROM THE TOP ROW
@pookie323 ай бұрын
Why did I burst out laughing at "moral is at an all time low" 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JackFulcrum6 ай бұрын
My son is a big fan of your video,he asked me to write a comment and he is praying that you can read it,He wanted you to do a video of how to beat Bedeviled,is like countdown but more Red flags,HAVE A DAMN GOOD DAY DUDE❤❤❤❤❤
@DogDay026 ай бұрын
I watched this movie 3 days ago, in my opinion, it’s very good!✨
@Kono-Dio-Da_4 ай бұрын
Dean's T-shirt looks a lot like the bear from "Danganrampa".. You know that anime/game where a group of teens are trapped in a room by a Psycho with the only way to escape is to survive...
@abbyg34042 ай бұрын
Monokuma? From Danganronpa?
@WhiteRat316 ай бұрын
I am deeply impressed by your quality of content keep it goin love your channel!!!
@scrapdog28444 ай бұрын
Kathryn Newton playing Sammy in this movie where she played Claire in supernatural was enjoyable and hilarious for me.
@majormediaproductions5 ай бұрын
B0dy slamming vampire ballerinas is such a wild concept 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
@hylairedessalines86496 ай бұрын
I think the worst character in the movie Abigail is Frank because he's a selfish and horrible man who only cares about himself in order to get more power and I'm glad he got what he deserved at the end of the movie.
@alexishigh16 ай бұрын
I like frank
@alexishigh16 ай бұрын
My name is sammy
@DankrumStar6 ай бұрын
The part that blows my mind, the most is that he played the beast in Beauty and the beast
@D5J_editzz6 ай бұрын
1:51 bro did not just say v-bucks💀
@JacobMorrison-c9m6 ай бұрын
I know. My Brain said “Wait, he said 50 million v-bucks”
@Creppx6 ай бұрын
That’s what I’m saying 😂
@QhaZomb6 ай бұрын
"dracula jr." missed opportunity to say "draculaura"!
@Lulupff5 ай бұрын
This ain't monster high
@Not_a_Norm1e5 ай бұрын
@@Lulupff Thats the joke dingus
@themelodybecauseyes5 ай бұрын
im surprised there hasn't been u full-on arguement already
@ZoeMaritz5 ай бұрын
Moral of the story: don’t kidnap a little ballerina girl from her wealthy father
@Hectorm952564 ай бұрын
The dad showing up last minute, was a flex I thought
@rustyhowe39074 ай бұрын
I want to know who their cleaner is, watching some disgruntled janitor vampire mopping the blood soaked walls and floor would've been hilarious.
@wingsclippedwolf3 ай бұрын
@@rustyhowe3907 Then dump everything in that disgusting pool when done. It obviously wasn't the first time. Seriously, the stink should have been horrendous, vomit inducing and unmistakable. Did Sammy not have a sense of smell?
@rustyhowe39073 ай бұрын
@@wingsclippedwolf Ikr? The more we question the more loopholes come out where there's so many we could use them to strain cabbage.
@unavailableun3 ай бұрын
I think the reason Abigail was able to get Joey to take off her blindfold so easily is the mind control, so you can't really blame her. Although you can blame the others for not picking up on it.
@Ab0rtedFetusАй бұрын
was thinking this
@darkshogun58875 ай бұрын
I watch a lot of vampire movies and tv shows and transforming into a vampire is usually (about 85% of the time) by the same methods. After Abigail was tranquilized the second time, I would have used the empty syringe and collected some of her blood. I would have cut my hand or arm on her teeth and afterward I would have injected myself with the collected blood.
@5p_nutella6 ай бұрын
I don't think most people would even assume that Abigail is a vampire even after seeing how monstrous she is
@sheenaavery4 ай бұрын
Enough with calling them morons. Over 97% of the population would act in this same way, seeing something they never thought was real.
@axljayden-i9q5 ай бұрын
i can just see like 15 years from now shes living happy and abigail visits i just see it ok thx for the vid bye
@bleakautomaton48086 ай бұрын
Abigail's dancing buddy is Cabin in the Woods' Music Box Ballerina
@sophiacousland34526 ай бұрын
Silver is an option against vampires, but I wouldn’t trust garlic to be effective since it’s a hit or miss in vampire lore. A stake through the heart, decapitation, and sunlight are the only reliable weapons against vampires. I would have grabbed anything that could be used as a stake and knives from the kitchen, and definitely try to expose the windows. And I also would have tried to get everyone else to hold Abigail down to get get a clear shot at her heart.
@alfonsothegr82 ай бұрын
Watched this movie shortly after watching your video. Absolutely loved it when Frank said "Sammy, that's f****n garlic"🤣
@michealwillingham90146 ай бұрын
I would’ve left right after the first mention of the little girls dad being a psycho killer crime-boss
@xsomili55015 ай бұрын
Just finished this film. Absolutely loved it from beginning to end. Loved the characters, especially dumb elon must and the blonde girl from Freaky/Society, the pacing and plot was neat, the twists were great and foreshadowed, the built up, chase and action scenes were intense. The last act was great too. Abigail actaully being grateful towards Joey was pleasant as it was tough to tell how much of her previous "human" acts were genuine, especially after killing SO many people, as seen in the pool.. So it was nice to know she is capable of empathy. Lazaar at the end, the quiver of his lips when looking into his daughter's eyes; the realizations of everything dawning upon him; that Abigail was genuinely hurt by his absence, and that she truly liked Joey and wanted to let her go. Its a breath of fresh air that the vampiric villains shows that much emotions. The ending also reminded me of Ready or Not's final scene.
@ineedgrails19146 ай бұрын
Man the only thing I can think is “imagine u see a vampire and the last thing u see is thy vamp emoting”
@skzbabie6 ай бұрын
ngl would try the running water idea - just standing there in a bathtub while listening to the others struggle. then again, seeing as though sunlight is the only thing that harms her that goes with typical vampire mythos, imma wager a guess that she’ll just save me for last LMAO
@aishamarquez2115 ай бұрын
How about praying to whatever God you believe in
@Caballerorightnow5 ай бұрын
Why did I decide to watch this right before bed in the dark?
@SpookyGT35 ай бұрын
I’ve been watching you guys for 3 years
@dinodoeseditz5 ай бұрын
How to beat Abigail: Show her Matilda the Musical so Alesha falls out of character and you can run away
@aishamarquez2115 ай бұрын
Keywords run away😂
@JAY_RON6 ай бұрын
I can't believe that the child actress that played abigail is the same actress that played matilda in matilda the musical❤❤
@dicloniusgames6 ай бұрын
Have a damn good day. Love this channel and I love that you're starting to incorporate horror games into the mix.
@gabefurstenrecht349213 күн бұрын
31:33 weak point, the only place that doesn’t have the thing that stops you from breaking the wall, I forgot what it was
@HyabRobel4 ай бұрын
Am I psychotic for finding it funny when she "blasted through the door like it was made of tissue paper"? 💀
@landerssimbi38764 ай бұрын
I think my favorite part in All this is you saying "will any of these work? hell no"😂😂
@somerandomguy73756 ай бұрын
This was a fun movie, glad to see you covering it
@moonlight_dulcet3 ай бұрын
as stupid as it was for Joey to remove Abigail's blindfold and comfort her, in the end that's what saved her. Abigail actually liked Joey, and i imagine she only tried to kill her along with the others because that was her plan from the beginning, but by the end she changed her mind. their little pinky promise moment is what solidified that, because when Abigail is being killed by Frank she holds her pinky up to Joey again, which was a rlly sweet moment imo. so yeah, maybe it was dumb for Joey to show empathy to Abigail, but that's pretty much what kept her alive
@cas59366 ай бұрын
Thanks for the review...now I can wait until the movie comes on demand for free!!!
@evilTdancer3 ай бұрын
I love how he says " here is the proof that watching horror movies can actually save your life"...like its a real possibility to be locked up in a strange house with a vampire ballerina :-D aaaaand if that happens, than like I can escape just by not investigating :-D ...love it:-D
@itz_glare19666 ай бұрын
OMG, I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
@SweetLala256 ай бұрын
OMG WHERE HAS THIS CHANNEL BEEN ALL MY LIFE!?!?! I've never seen this movie and I tend to not watch movies because they do stupid ish in it that makes me pick at every thing. My sister likes to come to my house to watch movies on Hulu but I sit there and call everyone dumb in it lol. Have you seen The Requin? Oh boy I took that one apart to my sister lol. I'm a subscriber now!!
@szabolcstakats53584 ай бұрын
Aint no way that the owner of los pollos hermanos is giving away v-bucks.
@Slightly_Over_Average_Player3 ай бұрын
Watched this movie a couple weeks ago, and loved it, nice to see some other ways to escape
@Gracitagouv5 ай бұрын
The dad is the coolest and it wasnt Joey's fault, They were hand picked to play/die
@MONKEYDMIKEY-tm6es4 ай бұрын
How did you do this emoji it's cool
@Gracitagouv4 ай бұрын
@@MONKEYDMIKEY-tm6esI clicked the smily face under, before I place a comment
@otaku_bear36675 ай бұрын
You know on a second watch I have realised...it's franks fault. She was only supposed to speak with joey, who would've known the blindfold was off. I blame Frank.
@SnlDrako6 ай бұрын
Hold on. 50 000 000 "V-bucks"? These muppetshow escapees kidnapped Draculina for FORTNIGHT INGAME CURRENCY?!
@CreativeDavee5 ай бұрын
Saw this movie yesterday, I enjoyed every good part of it💖🔥🔥
@ashikakhare4272 күн бұрын
Im addicted to this channel 😂
@thethr33musketeers6 ай бұрын
RIP Angus Cloud
@00ghostcobra3 ай бұрын
This was a really fun movie to watch.. The girl playing Abigail did a great job..
@pmmarquillero90226 ай бұрын
Hello people of earth
@Sour_lemon_gum6 ай бұрын
So un-inclusive I'm from Mars 😢 (this is a joke)
@Somebody_greek6 ай бұрын
@@Sour_lemon_gum dont try to hide your identity from us i know what you really are alien😡
@alejandrobrown14996 ай бұрын
Crazy y'all are still stuck in the physical realm 😂
@lynelone59896 ай бұрын
I’m from Jupiter and can’t breathe how are you guys doing
@stellaanisha13106 ай бұрын
Am from eup'lak
@thetalking_mastergirl56516 ай бұрын
I love your line “ you f***ed up. 😂
@Michaelafton-z8j5 ай бұрын
1:52 he says there's 50 million v-bucks on the line that got me rolling
@DatBoy-dm6pq4 ай бұрын
1:51 he says there’s 50 million vbucks on the line😂😂
@Dummy-tx7db4 ай бұрын
😂
@littletrickster33112 ай бұрын
Yes! I've been hoping you would do this movie!
@The.Big.Screen6 ай бұрын
We need a how to beat Shutter Island!
@funnimy84506 ай бұрын
Don’t get married and have kids
@lockdown97435 ай бұрын
improve your mental health😂
@jameross79673 ай бұрын
i love it when these houses are like oh your locked in with big metal gate and windows blocked..... are the fkn walls steel too just bust through the damn wall