Cinematic Excrement: Episode 100, part 1 - Plan 9 From Outer Space

[@markiangooley]

That little “your stupid minds!” rant is so precious and the little guy who delivers it just looks as if he deserves a hug!

[@tyrantgregcagkaiju71]

Fun-fact: The actor playing the inspector who awkwardly gestured his gun around (scratching his shoulder or adjusting his hat with the barrel, and unnecessarily pointing it at people) actually performed all of said gestures intentionally. He constantly did that during filming to see if Ed Wood would ever notice.

[@gageperuti5519]

I guess he didn't. Either that or he didn't care.

[@tyrantgregcagkaiju71]

Gage Peruti Very likely, he didn’t notice. Surely, Mr. Wood would’ve been aware that professional detectives never do stuff like that.

[@sirsoftspoken]

Wood was a WWII vet. He knew gun safety. He just hated doing reshoots.

[@anikmonette2140]

@@sirsoftspoken I somewhat still wouldn't trust him with a gun... 😨

[@LenHazell]

Wood's method of directing was to point a camera at people and shout "ACT"

[@dvd11811]

Fun fact: When Mulder was stuck trying to solve a problem, he would watch Plan 9 from Outer Space. He called it the Ed Wood method of problem solving. As of the year 2000, he told Scully he had seen the movie 42 times, which is also Mulder's apartment number and the answer to Life, The Universe and Everything ...

[@RealParadoxBlues]

Fun fact: Tor Johnson, who was also a successful businessman, had learned to speak without an accent years before this movie was made. For some reason, Wood actually *told* him to use his accent.

[@TheStewieOne]

You know Ed Wood passion is more like Tommy Wiseau. They are both famous for the wrong reasons, but their stories and passion are just both so endearing. You can't help but love it.

[@NuclearLemonade]

TheStewieOne except Wiseau was an asshole and Wood wasn’t.

[@jalex.musica]

Wiseau also had a better idea as to how movies are supposed to work.

[@AtrocityEquine01]

@@NuclearLemonade This. Wiseau seems very arrogant and he only rolls with the reputation _The Room_ got because it got acknowledged. Wood on the other hand? Man did trash movies for pure passion and was so damn swell about it.

[@emilyreda9595]

I’m not even a fan of Ed Wood’s films but I admit that I do feel sorry for him after hearing about the aftermath of his fame. I mean, the guy struggled with clinical depression and alcoholism due to the stress of being considered the worst director of all time. While I don’t like his movies, he is far from the worst director ever. That title belongs to Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.

[@OakViewFilms]

Difference between Ed Wood and Friedberg/Seltzer is despite being incredibly misguided in all aspects of filmmaking, Ed Wood was legitimately trying to be a good filmmaker, and wanted to be respected and had a legit passion for filmmaking. Friedberg/Seltzer come off as a bunch of immature frat boys who never grew past their college days and knowingly make movies that insult the intelligence of the audience. They have ZERO passion for filmmaking beyond a paycheck.

[@Ektalon]

There has to be a special spot in Hell for Friedberg and Seltzer . . .

[@roberttreacy8271]

Seltzer and Friedberg straight up killed the parody genre.

[@kuribayashi84]

"Meet the Spartans" is probably the worst movie I've ever watched.

[@gamleskalle1]

Uwe Boel

[@diggerfan9319]

100 episodes in 9 years... that's amazing.

[@1805movie]

*Fun fact:* The actor who played the officer fiddling with his gun did this intentionally. He wanted to test Ed Wood's directing skills, and see if Wood would spot it.

[@victorhernandez8723]

Ryan Hartwell Well, he failed.

[@madcourier6217]

@@victorhernandez8723 Considering Wood was a ww2 veteran you think he would've noticed someone being that stupid with a gun.

[@SlimHadley]

Love the "oh, dear" at 20:06!

[@TheQfe]

I just want to say I admire Sean. It is so hard to be a youtuber. Its really easy for trolls to just insult a guy throught a computer screen. It happens and I think it can affect youtubers. So its really annoying, you know. I just wanna say thank you, Sean. Your videos are awesome. I would like to see you making videos about videogames because i love them as much as I love movies. Hope you consider making videos about games and, so happy to be your suscriber. Congrats for the 100 video

[@anikmonette2140]

Who insulted him? I didn't see every video but he seem well liked by his fans so why be bothered by a small bunch of haters? 😏

[@barrywerdell2614]

Just found this channel and love it. The reason there is so much Daytime, Nighttime problems is that Wood forgot or couldn't afford the tool that film makers use to solve this problem. Also Torr Johnson used accidentally break Ed Woods toilet seat when he came to visit.

[@RifqiMainGitar]

Congratulations for reaching the 100th episode!

[@lanko24ify]

Congrats for the 100th!:) I've been watching you since Eragon and you definitely deserve at least 1000x as many subscribers. A lot of your videos helped me through some rough patches in life so thank you for everything and I hope you keep going indefinitely. Greetings from Slovenia!

[@oobrocks]

I'm happy Ed wood is remembered!

[@warrirornunluv801]

100 episodes...already?!

[@whatwhat98]

You should have more subscribers. I know I nor anyone can force people to subscribe/like your stuff, but I believe you are an underrated critic. All your reviews are simple but very entertaining. Here's to part 1 of episode 100 and here's to part 2 and another 50 episodes, cheers.

[@deandupont5503]

"Officer Bumblefuck" also played an identical role in 'Bride of the Monster.' Hey, more power to him: he looks like he was really having fun.

[@maggnetwarrior4230]

Excellent, the episode 100 Yeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[@diggerfan9319]

After 9 years it finally happens!

[@maggnetwarrior4230]

Travis De La Fuente Best Time To Be Alive

[@clumsytriangle2436]

hahaha, I recall Jerry and George wanting to watch this movie in an episode of Seinfeld. I can understand why, and I can just imagine their commentary omg lol

[@3Guys1Video]

We have waited this moment for a looooooooooooooooong time

[@3Guys1Video]

yas

[@GamerGuysReviews]

You did it, you have made it to 100 EPISODES! Congrats man. However, it was only inevitable that you would talk about a film from Hollywood's most infamous cross-dressing director, Ed Wood.

[@ourhappyday]

very proud of all your progress!!

[@NuclearLemonade]

I was hoping for The Room, but I’m still happy

[@tyrantgregcagkaiju71]

Me, too!

[@catfoy8888]

Everybody's done that

[@Jezzikah287]

Ditto

[@spencertheg23]

Childhood Classics I was hoping he would do Garbage Pail Kids, but this is fine too

[@tskmaster3837]

20:51 Stupid fact, for the longest time, noted writer Stephen King REALLY thought that was genuinely Bela Lugosi throughout Plan 9 and the reason King thought he was hunched over was because of Lugosi's morphine addiction. And, yes, this is from King's book on horror Danse Macabre which was written during King's alcoholic period but I'm sure it was just a coincidence and not a form of projection. Still, this was before the rise of home video so that no matter when or how you saw a movie, you were working only from memory.

[@masonallen3961]

I never thought I’d congratulate the acting in Manos: The Hands of Fate but most of those actors were members of the local theater scene and you could tell most of them really loved acting and had a great time. The actors who played Torgo and The Master especially. It wasn’t great but compared to the performances in Plan 9 from Outer Space the whole cast should’ve been given an Oscar.

[@BrutalJambon]

Criswel on the morning of November 1st 1963, seeing that JFK is still around: "I know what I have to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it"

[@nickstevens8596]

Congratulations, Sean. I think I first found your channel through your Krull review back in 2012 or 13 and have been a subscriber since. Here's hoping the gods of KZbin give your channel continued success.

[@pbh9195]

I actually thought you were going to do the room.

[@tyrantgregcagkaiju71]

Lol Same here. I never would’ve thought he’d riff something made before Manos.

[@dylanmoore7902]

When I saw the German warning in the first couple of seconds I really thought he was going to do a Joseph Goebbles film.

[@EpicB]

I was expecting an Uwe Boll film.

[@Shalalacls]

I though he was gonna do the emoji movie... Oh well, it's bound to be next since he does the razzie winner every year.

[@Jezzikah287]

Ditto!

[@TommyDeonauthsArchives]

It's been a long time coming. 100 episodes of Cinematic Excrement. Will it be Suicide Squad? Bayformers 5? The Russian Guardians movie? Adam Sandler? Edit: oh... It's an Ed Wood movie.

[@dylanmoore7902]

When I saw the German warning in the first couple of seconds I really thought he was going to do a Joseph Goebbles film.

[@andrewollmann304]

Dylan Moore Apparently, the German in the opening is gibberish.

[@FillmGeekOfDoom]

It's a Monty Python reference.

[@TheHeroOfTomorrow]

Nice!

[@xanadustudios2586]

I died at the opening joke

[@dvd11811]

I told him his opening should have a "Caution". Wait, Achtung means caution. Good thing Ich bin kein Deutscher. Wait, Oh! Gott ... 😵

[@alexgaggio2957]

I must say, I've been watching your videos for years (maybe 6 or 7 at this point) and I still enjoy them. With everything changing so much in today's climate and KZbinrs that I used to love turning out to be not so great, it's really nice to have you and your videos as a nice refuge from all that. So keep up the great great work, buddy. Here's to 100 more!

[@chasg3242]

12:13 That moment didn't age too well.

[@OakViewFilms]

Perfect, posted on my birthday! Great way to end the day!

[@Genevieve1023]

Oakview Films Happy Birthday.

[@gamestation2690]

When are you gonna review Transformers: The Last Knight?

[@gageperuti5519]

GameStation3 Maybe it'll be his next review. Or, since it won Worst Picture, he could review The Emoji Movie.

[@victorhernandez8723]

A review about Ed Wood’s works! I knew there was something missing from Cinematic Excrement for all these years and now I know what it was! Nice choice, Sean! This is worthy of a 100th episode!

[@rainbowstreak9615]

Hm, I should probably go to bed-- *sees notification* Ahahaha, bed is overrated

[@cinnamonchic22]

RainbowStreak hey I wasn’t drunk this time

[@troillmainn]

BEST. WARNING. EVER!!! 😂 Love that sketch (and everything else) from the brilliant guys in Monty Python🤘

[@creepycrunch1789]

I’ve never clicked a notification so fast

[@cinnamonchic22]

CrazyCrunchyCynic same

[@Thejetlife_jd]

Congrats on making it to 100 episodes, you’ve always been one of my favorite reviews and I always look forward to your reviews, keep it up!!

[@renegadedjinn5325]

Reviewing like this is why I stayed subscribed since mid 2014. HERE'S TO ANOTHER 100 EPISODES!!!🎉

[@Picturetosound]

Congratulations for reaching the 100th episode!! Thanks for your support, keep up the fun😁

[@BBrinckmann1992]

Just want to say congratulations on the 100th episode! I've been following your channel for a pretty long time, though I changed my youtube account during. I think I have been subscribed since your 12th episode. Well anyway, you've been entertaining me for all those years and it has been a joy every time to see your video's! Thanks from Norway!

[@ladynikkie]

You definitely deserve more subscribers this channel is so underrated. Congratulations on your 100th episode and wow Ed Wood of all people I got into him after seeing the Johnny Depp movie.

[@manfredfritz6068]

Hey, started binge watching old 1950 space movies last week, watched Plan 9 with no prior knowledge of the film. I laughed and felt I was being critical of the flashing traffic light that made the spaceship fly, anyway, here I am, stumbled onto your channel and honestly, I damn love it, but two things real quick, the tomb being built was probably from the idea Eddie was writing a movie about a tomb, right? That was probably more extra footage that got shoved into this masterpiece. But also, the preacher guy is in an old interview describing how he his church had nothing to do with the Grave Robber name change and in fact he was also surprised by the change when a friend told him she had seen him in a movie. So, onward to check out the rest of your channel.

[@kevinthepilgrim]

Congrats on your 100th. I believe I started to watch your show around episode something but it was your The Host review that really got me laughing. (Can we please get another episode with Annoying Bitch as a co-reviewer?) Anyway I digress. Point is, thanks for all the laughs!!

[@horizon592]

Congratulations, don't stop, love your shows. Actually watched them repeatedly. Go go go.

[@alevtinasherman3411]

11:52 freeze frame: "Puuuull da strink! Puuuull da strink!"

[@NatReyes961]

Whoa man 100 episodes? That’s rad! You’ve been a big reviewing influence on me actually. :)

[@adamtherock2008]

Congrats on 100 excrements, Sean!

[@crowtrobot17]

First time I ever saw this movie, it was a double feature with Robot Monster (actually a triple feature of sorts, there was an hour of bad movie trailers between the two). Best theater experience ever.

[@TheStupidLama]

OH BOY, you better not take too long for part 2, I'm REALLY Hyped, I actually wanna know how this ends!! X'D

[@jakesickelyt]

Congrats on 100 (technically 99.5) Episodes, Mr. Smeghead! :D I've been a fan ever since watching your Kiara the Brave review back in 2012 or 2013. Just like you, Matt Stonie, Smosh, and many more, I'm also a KZbinr in the SF Bay Area. Can't wait for Part 2! :)

[@cheeseburgersuperior1874]

You should review frankenstein island. It's bad...rrreeeaallllyyy bad. It made plan 9 from outer space looked like 2001 space odyssey. Heck, even manos was even slightly better. I am serious.

[@ryanrobotham7696]

I kinda knew it was going to be a so-bad-it's-good movie, but for some reason I never expected this. Well done for making it to Episode 100, been a fan since 2012.

[@teddyfurstman1997]

Ed wood is an Awesomely bad director and this Movie's nuts as hell. I love it. Happy 100 episode Smeghead

[@dDbalL-to7rt]

Congrats on 100!! Can't wait to see 101!!! Love the intentional lip sync spoof!!!

[@adambesley4455]

7:34 No but I did think to myself; "Holy shit! Really?"

[@victorhernandez8723]

Adam Besley Creepy!

[@thomasrdiehl]

During the whole buildup, I was like "Please don't be The Room! Please don't be The Room!" So I'm happy already!

[@deandupont5503]

@ 2:28 I'm assuming the actor is totally unaware he sounds like Harold from the Red Green Show....

[@fredjones2170]

I always wondered why Lugosi’s character acted unnecessarily like a vampire - it’s nice to finally learn the explanation for this!

[@FVD]

Congrats on your centennial episode, man from a fellow Kiwi Dream Theater fan living in Perth, Western Australia. Also wondering if you plan on covering David Lynch's Dune or will that come closer to the time when Denis Villeneuve's adaptation gets released?! ;)

[@FVD]

Isaac Baranoff a Sci-Fi 'cult' classic, sure but it is still flawed!

[@MetaLord395]

Can not wait for part 2!! By the way, I hope to see you rip into Gigli, the Emoji Movie, or Bayformers 5 soon!

[@Genevieve1023]

Congrats Sean. The first review of yours I saw was for Spock's Brain. After I watched that I watched your most recent review, which was for A Thousand Words. So you've been making me laugh since 2014.

[@TF2Fan101]

Not gonna lie, I was expecting him to review Cool Cat Saves the Kids.

[@kevinthepilgrim]

TF2Fan101 it appears in the montage like episode 77, but I’m not sure if that’s the truth.

[@MetaLord395]

Kevin H. Pilgrim Besides, ep 77 was Sharknado

[@MedicineMundy]

**peeks in** Nice name you got there, my dude 😎👉👉

[@kevinthepilgrim]

Thanks, Aj! It confused me a little bit

[@gageperuti5519]

TF2Fan101 That movie's creator is such a narcissistic jerk that he'd take it down before anyone got a chance to watch it.

[@Foustdoodles98]

@Cinematic Excrement yay! So glad to see your 100th review! Can't wait to see part 2. 19:20 "Knock around a little" that's what he said. You're welcome.

[@wimvanderstraeten6521]

Congratulations! Looking forward to many more episodes.

[@meeshellart8877]

Only found you a couple months ago and now you hit 100 episodes, congrats!

[@SlimHadley]

Too fun! Thank you & be safe during The Plague!

[@TheFLAMEXD]

I knew you were gonna review this! Nice work, Sean!

[@CadetCalamity]

You're so expressive it's hilarious XD

[@ih8kit]

in 1980 brothers Harry and Michael Medved published "The Golden Turkey Awards". Specifically it is book honoring, "The Worst Achievements in Hollywood History". In the book Ed Wood won the "Life Achievement Award for The Worst Director of All Time". That is the award Sean is referring to in his review.

[@richarddeese1991]

Thanks. I don't think it would be out of line to say that Ed Wood would've been happy to know that he brought joy to many people - even if it wasn't exactly in the way he wanted to. By the way, that's not the worst flying saucer I've ever seen. There was an old local show (in north-eastern FL), which featured sci-fi and/or monster movies. It's opening screen literally had two disposable pie tins glued together, 'flying' over a local bridge. One was silver; the other red. You know what really bothers me? I can't remember which color was top or bottom. Also, I've a question. What's the "There's no place like DEL / NUL / NUL / Start of Heading" mean?? And finally, an apt quotation: "Head for the hills folks - or you'll be up to your armpits in Martians!" tavi.

[@RichardWatt]

DEL / NUL / NUL / SOH = the IP address for localhost, or your computer (home).

[@SeigiChoujin]

Wood gets all this crap for being the worst director ever even though all his movie are at least watchable, but it seems like almost nobody talks about his biggest weakness as a filmmaker: dialogue. Like, every movie of his has about 5 monologues in it, and usually only 1 of them is even necessary (if any)

[@SeigiChoujin]

Never said that wasn't the case, just that his dialogue is one of the worst things about most of his movies

[@victorhernandez8723]

13:23 What's up with the fence in the background? I knows it's an unimportant nitpick, but come on. The fence is all warped and distorted!

[@jamesb.8940]

Many congratulations on your 100th episode.

[@joker167able]

07:18 Maybe Criswell was in cahoots with Clay Shaw and David Ferrie 🤔

[@ColeYote]

I took a class on horror films while I was in university. Got to write a paper about Plan 9 From Outer Space. I liked that class.

[@Lauren_210]

I actually thought that you were going to review The Room, but this is interesting too.

[@MrPleers]

"Plan 9 from outer space". Yes, finaly !!!

[@victorhernandez8723]

Hope we don’t have to wait to long for part 2 to be posted.

[@stevesloan7132]

Wait. Was that a jiffy pop tin flying by?

[@KhaosAdmiral]

Congratulations on your 100th episode Sean

[@DinaraTengri]

Yes! I knew you would do an Ed Wood movie. He is the father of all "so bad they're good" movies. Excellent choice, my good sir!

[@antitroll890]

Due to your monthly release schedule I sometimes wait for you to upload your next review before watching the previous one I shall be sure to check out your review of The Book of Henry after I finish this one

[@francoisuntel6238]

hi dude, new subscriber here.very funny, keep up the good work.

[@phils8751]

Bela.. Bella from Twilight... You really have come full circle! :)

[@ssoory6343]

This movie is so imaginative that the audiences are left to imagine what happened between each edit

[@WhaleManMan]

9 years and only 100 episodes? Dayum.

[@funcoolfunfun]

Well, he has been doing them once a month, so...

[@1805movie]

ED WOOD! ED WOOD! ED WOOD!

[@BigEWR]

Congratulations on 100 episodes. With such a milestone, I thought you would review something like Gigli or Freddy Got Fingered due to their infamy.

[@a_lethe_ion]

3:23 My guess: N.B.. okay I was wrong.. Did you do a breenie already?

[@MsFluffyninja7]

Congrats on 100 episodes!

[@Gazebo48]

Well done and congratulations, Sean. As a Twilight completest, how about also finishing off Ewe Boll's computer game movies library. You already have three in the can.

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

Did you seriously use the GOANIMATE Rock music for this? YOU FIEND! And you're right about Eddy; his films were so bad they're good but at the same time, you can't hate the enthusiasm he put forward. He doesn't come off as a bad guy (I guess) and you can argue that at the most, his schlocky films resembled the other schlocky films that were being churned out at the time. The only difference is, we REMEMBER his films while a lot of other shit went forgotten to the test of time. I actually love how insane this movie is, 100% honest. All the stock footage, the heavy dialogue and the non-nonsensical PLOT TWIST near the end with the 'aliens' make this a classic to watch on Halloween or with some friends to just laugh at. And not to sound morbid, but my favorite part of this film, MY FAVORITE PART, is when Legosi is going out of the house to 'mourn' and then you hear him scream and the car coming to a halt. If you look at that moment when he walks off screen, just a mere second after he screams, you can see the film come to a sudden STOP and PAUSE on a still frame of the house right before is smash-cuts to the ambulance. It was bad enough they had to imply he had gotten killed in a traffic accident (did...did he just ZOOM from his house onto the street?) but it's just the small bit of a technical hiccup to show they had to freeze the frame in order to insert the sound-effects that is just-! MWAH! It is perfect!

[@MedicineMundy]

Happy Hundredth, Monsieur!

[@estebanperez2557]

The first time i saw an Ed Wood movie was when i bought the game Destroy All Humans and it just happened to be that it came with a copy of the movie Plan 9 From Outer Space, of course i popped that thing into my PS2 before the game, watched it........and LOVED it! I still watch it every once in a while and dont love it any less

[@MrRimant]

RIP to all germans who just watched this video and succumb to the world's funniest joke at the start before the review even got started.

[@Kratosx23]

Nearly died when the flying saucer showed up.

[@spiderlime]

for reviewing twilight and fifty shades to spare us the agony, you deserve having your deepest wishes fulfilled.