Cinematic Excrement: Episode 148 - Yor: The Hunter from the Future

[@171QA]

"He's like a Nazi, but stupid.... He's like a Nazi." My new favorite quote from this channel. XD

[@jeremyallen5974]

Nazis: ze master race vill have bloonde hare and bloo ayes! Also Nazis: *are led by a dude who clearly has neither*

[@dianaberlin4767]

@@jeremyallen5974 aaaaand that is by far not the dumbest thing they do

[@3Guys1Video]

“Gentleman, ve…are Nazis!” That quote would fit in a Hellsing Abridged episode

[@Shantosh9550]

It's good to have Cinematic Excrement vids that are not Razzie winners again

[@jamesatkinsonja]

It's Back to Razzie winners next month!

[@MrChaotic4]

Next time is Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey.

[@erichfiedler1481]

Don't celebrate yet, next time we gotta deal with the latest Razzie winner in the form of a generic killer wearing a cheap bear mask...I mean a childhood icon turned into a horror villain

[@megatronjenkins2473]

69th like, nice!

[@robotrix]

​@@erichfiedler1481Which unfortunately made enough money to get a sequel that (from everything I've heard) had a couple decent ideas that it pissed down it's leg.

[@kayatuschling8706]

I love that you've still got that Oogieloves running joke going

[@coolnerdlll6053]

I've said this before, but I think Sean should do the rest of the movies that he claimed were robbed of Worst Picture, excluding stuff like The Snowman and the Vince Offer movies that have already been covered completely. - Red Sonja - Hot to Trot - Cool as Ice - North - Second Look - Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever - The Room - Second Look - BloodRayne - Bratz - Disaster Movie - Second Look - Dragonball: Evolution - Second Look - That's My Boy - 365 Days - Karen/Music

[@redjed100]

I’m sure he’ll get to most of them, but I don’t think he could say anything about “Disaster Movie” that he didn’t say about it in “The Love Guru” video, given that there’s no real story to speak of like there was in “Meet the Spartans.”

[@coolnerdlll6053]

​ @redjed100 He could still go more in-depth, talking about the history and at least attempting to dissect the "story". It's the lowest rated movie on IMDB. Reviewing it just feels inevitable.

[@jonathanbarr9764]

He'll also have to do the new winners like Winnie the Pooh Blood and Honey. I thought he would have waited a bit before reviewing it but best to get it out of the way before he has to review the sequel.

[@antibishonen]

I also suggested this movie that should have been nominated for the 96 Razzies, but didn't: Bio-dome

[@jonathanbarr9764]

@@antibishonen That should have won and Pauly Shore deserved the worst actor of the century more then Stallone did.

[@stevegeorge6880]

This is the best tribute to Spoony we could have gotten since that brief cameo in the hbomberguy plagiarism video

[@BrandonCroker]

I'm genuinely amazed someone attempted to claim copyright on footage of Yor of all movies...... Sean, you are doing the Lord's work.

[@markdavidwelsh3340]

Back in the day the vast majority of Italian movies dubbed all their dialogue in post production. It was a cost saving measure because they had such a well established dubbing operation, having dubbed Hollywood movies into Italian for years, Italy being one of the largest movie markets in the world. Sometimes they didn’t even get the original actor back to do it, e.g. watch Christopher Lee in ‘Hercules in the Haunted World’ & ‘Sherlock Holmes & the Deadly Necklace’ - obviously not his voice. In fact, Lee got so pissed off about this that he started insisting that inviting him back to do the dubbing was included as part of his contract on each film!

[@jeremyallen5974]

How do you know I'm not letting the Dust Bunnies grow on purpose to start an army of em?

[@roberttreacy8271]

19:43 I missed your ringtone! 😂😂🤣🤣

[@KeithFraser82]

6:50 Insert reference to "sovereign citizen" and "freeman on the land" types who think they can just magically declare themselves not subject to the law. Also, obligatory Yu-Gi-Oh The Abridged Series reference: "Screw the rules, I have money!"

[@megatronjenkins2473]

The Netherlands is watching

[@wstine79]

It's rare to see a new Cinematic Excrement video that's not a Razzie Winner or unloaded at 3am.

[@erichfiedler1481]

That didn't last long, next time we gotta head back to the Razzies for this year's "winner", oh bother.

[@grizzly_manbanimation8436]

@@erichfiedler1481 yep and it’s one I’m not looking forward to either.

[@longlivethesheet4561]

HE’S THE MAN HE’S THE MAN YOR’S WORLD!!!

[@coolnerdlll6053]

"Yor's World! Yor's World! It's party time! Excellent!" Wait, wrong movie.

[@KeithFraser82]

"This is Yor's world, we're just living in it."

[@louisduarte8763]

The power is YOR's!

[@waverlyking6045]

Yor tearing me apart, Lisa!!!

[@leow3696]

Yor the man now, dog!

[@kali3665]

YAY! I was waiting for this!! Thanks, Smeghead!! Best way to proceed now that we are finally done with the Razzie Project....

[@kevintrjohnson]

Well, except that the next episode will cover this year's Razzie winner. Then he can be done with it for nearly a whole year, if he keeps it up as an annual episode.

[@louisduarte8763]

1:01 He also played Captain America in a couple of TV movies in the '70's. I met him at a local comic book convention a couple years ago! Nice guy. We jokes about the MST3K names (he's heard ALL of them) and he signed a poster. 2:06 That's most 80's music in a nutshell. You watched MTV as a kid, right? 8:53 NEVER interrupt a cat fight!

[@otaking3582]

Seeing Reb Brown just makes me miss Spoony...

[@JoeChillton]

Amen to that, i miss him too.

[@Shintigercurl]

we all miss spoony.

[@juliagoodwin9510]

Agreed. I really wish things hadn't turned out the way they did...

[@jameshamilton6381]

I saw this movie when i was tiny at the drive-in. I legit love it.

[@BrandonCroker]

This and Battlefield Earth would make quite a double feature

[@KeithFraser82]

Science fiction double feature The Overlord will build a creature See Barry fighting John Travolta Reb Johnson stars in this freaking movie Oh oh, oh oh oh At the late night double feature picture show!

[@kyliethelittlespider-mangirl94]

Hell nah! This movie is Citizen Kane compared to Battlefield Earth.

[@atomcat9000]

The reason everyone is dubbed is because italian movies like this were filmed MOS - no synchronised sound. This was because the film would have to be dubbed for the European market anyway - French, german, Italian and English if they could make a sale to a US distributor. To keep costs down, they wouldn't record sound on stage, then employ their usual synch artists. One of the few exceptions to this was 'Starcrash' where they shot sync sound for scenes with Christopher Plummer, because they couldn't afford him for more than a day.

[@noahbossier1131]

Makes senden

[@itsmonday7450]

Congrats on the most in-depth review of this property I have seen. This was fun!

[@nealwhaley63]

For your information, I’m folding laundry while watching this, so there.

[@hollylong2660]

I will not dust after this... alas I have to go to work

[@petrastedman669]

I won't dust after this. Can I negotiate dishes and a few necessary errands?

[@MutaScale]

I remember when I did a video on the film and I noticed the dubbing over Reb. Apparently the film was edited down from a Italian mini-series, which does explain certain bits of editing seeming off, and I'm guessing because of all the Italian dialog, they had to dub it over, including Reb's, with his voice being dubbed over by the late Gregory Snegoff, who's like one of the big anime voice actors from the 80's/90's with Robotech, Wicked City and Fist of the North Star... and somehow, the three animated Titanic films. Yes, really.

[@thelostone6981]

This and Reb’s Strike Commando are two, seriously films I can watch and laugh at without any robots making riffs. Seriously, you need to watch Strike Commando if you haven’t!

[@Cellogrinder1]

Sean, I want to tell you how much I appreciate your work. I feel like you are one of the unique voices in KZbin-land. Your research is thorough and your humor is engaging without fail. so, thank you once again for another movie SmackDown.

[@OcarinaSapphr-]

Why you gotta call me out like that? [Yes, I'll dust- when I finish, here...]

[@danielscott5673]

19:41 ok, smeghead, so onto the latest razzie award winner (winning all 5 nominations, including Worst Picture) and latest pos: Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey. Sterling Holloway/Hal Smith/Jim Cummings/Leon Chen as Winnie the Pooh Bear and as well as Rotten Tomatoes: Oh, bother.

[@georgeray1906]

Not only that but it's a rip off of Jaboody Dubs' Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey.

[@WobblesandBean]

YES! IT'S FINALLY HERE!! I've been hoping you'd cover this one for years. Midterms can wait, I gotta watch this.

[@xZeroGunnerx]

The score Is by "Oliver Onions", italians musicians that Made a lot of awesome soundtracks, specially Bud Spencer & Terrence Hill flicks ("Dune Buggy" Is a banger), also tv series (The "Sandokan" theme Is so great)

[@B.-T.]

Didn't they do the Atlantis Interceptors/Raiders Of Atlantis theme song too?

[@xZeroGunnerx]

​@@B.-T." Black Inferno"! another great song

[@B.-T.]

@@xZeroGunnerx love that song.

[@markiangooley]

Had a #1 hit in Germany with a very catchy song about (I believe) a romantic encounter on an island, Santa Maria.

[@SlapstickGenius23]

@@markiangooley Oliver Onions also did the Sandokan theme song and the Rocky Joe song (for the Italian dub of Tomorrow’s Joe)!

[@adambesley4455]

0:23 Jokes on you, I'm doing both simultaneously.

[@ChrisOnStage2]

I'm surprised you didn't do a shout-out/comparison to "Inglorious Basterds" as Italian director Antonio Margheriti is ALSO the name of the faux Italian director in Tarantino's movie! LOL!

[@mnirwin5112]

I love the way the women in these supposed "ancient times" movies have such awesomely 20th-century hairdos ... complete with obviously copious amounts of hairspray.

[@mnirwin5112]

11:07 "He's like a Nazi, but stupid." Yes, that is indeed redundant!

[@troyschulz2318]

4:45 It's pretty normal in these older Italian movies for everyone (English speakers included) to be dubbed. Until the late 90s, the overwhelming majority of Italian movies were shot without live sound, ALL the audio (dialogue included) was dubbed in post-production, for ALL versions (Italian included). Since YOR was an international co-production, with a multinational cast, and presumably was meant for international distribution, a lot of the dialogue on-set was probably actually in English, more likely to be a lingua franca than Italian or French or Turkish (which is why the dubbing more or less lines up with what's on screen). As for Reb Brown being dubbed by another actor, there's a few potential reasons: A) He wasn't available to loop his lines, B) The filmmakers didn't like his voice or didn't think it suited the character, or C) Some sort of pay or union issue. Plenty of Italian films from this period would dub native English speakers for any of these reasons.

[@jediyakare]

good translation, I'm from Argentina, and as a child I already read these comics, from my uncle's house, although I liked the stories about his son Hor, his girlfriend, and humanoid robots

[@KeithFraser82]

Fun fact: Corinne Clery (the female lead here) also appeared in the James Bond film Moonraker and in the adaptation of BDSM erotic novel The Story of O.

[@Betta66]

Who was she in Moonraker?

[@KeithFraser82]

@@Betta66 One of the villain's henchwomen.

[@Betta66]

@@KeithFraser82 Thanks

[@a_lethe_ion]

I KNEW IT i was wondering where I knew her from

[@ggrarl]

Oh, right, they just used her actual name for her character because French. Hugo Drax killed her for helping Bond.

[@johnnysparkle]

Interesting thing about next time: Blood and Honey is non canon due to the second movie saying that the first one is a movie in this universe

[@wilsonkierankitsune]

this was fun, and learning about Yor's origin as a comic was a nice addition. up next, blood and honey...

[@chelmrtz]

The music sounds like it’s trying to be the Flash Gordon soundtrack

[@VerdantRange]

"When was the last time you dusted? After this video's over, get on that." You're not my supervisor! Also: Yor's world! He's the man! He's the man! Yor's world! And his gutters of power! Yor's world! He's the man! He's the man! And his pee like a flower!

[@gennybaratta2460]

13:53 the fact that Juan Zanoto was born in Facist Italy and moved to Argentina in the late 1940’s makes me deeply suspicious of Mr. Zanto,Juan’s father 🙃

[@a_lethe_ion]

Yeah that whole blond haired hero was.. harmless but noticeable

[@ggrarl]

It actually being the future was a twist that was already done in the 1958 film "Teenage Caveman" which was also featured on MST3K.

[@caulharry1058]

Just discovered and BLOODY LOVING this channel! Had to note that: Composer John Scott wrote a terrific orchestral score (badly played in Rome, of course!), mostly usurped by the DeAngelis bros work. Buysoundtrax released Everything on a single cd, very much worth hearing for the contrasting views of this atrocity, alone. Scott's work is lush, thematic, quite excellent. DeAngelis' is dull synth noodling....Aside from that admittedly Ahhhhsome theme! Yor's Whirlllled, He's Da Mayyyyan!!!!😂❤

[@Mattteus]

“Yor the Hunter from the future” “I’m the hunter from the future”

[@VerdantRange]

Next time, The Smeghead will have to review a big piece of Pooh.

[@toecutterjones]

My favorite "bad" sword and sorcery movie is The Barbarians, my brother and I loved it when we were kids.

[@JoeChillton]

With the two bodybuilders? U a Jason Brant fan as well?

[@slashermaster28]

Joke’s on you. I’m watching this on the bus home from work.

[@gracekim1998]

I love how you kept that ringtone after all these years😂❤

[@tulsibeepat3453]

Well , from Conan to Beast master to Ator and lastly Yor . Since you've done Yor can you poke Ator?

[@KeithFraser82]

"Thong, the fish is ready."

[@VictoriousCatholic]

We will need a lot more hemp before we’re through.

[@IzzysTravelDiaries]

Part of it was shot in Cappadocia! I love that place. Visited in 2018. It's kind of cool to see places I've walked in. If anyone is interested, I have videos of the trip on my channel. It's a truly otherworldly place.

[@finnkedinn]

When I watched the theatrical version, one of my first thoughts was that it was bad, sure, but it could've been made into a fairly decent tv show, with Yor going from village to village, having a little adventure in each one of them and the sci-fi twist being slowly revealed through lore development instead of just being Birdemic-ed into the second half... Too bad the mini-series didn't do any of this, according to what you said. Also, I just love that even all these years later, you still have that Oogieloves ringtone! Respect for the commitment!

[@chrismorris6865]

Finally, this is one I've been waiting for!

[@mgrzx3367]

Corrine Clery was a Bond girl, so this was something, since back then you couldn't watch "The Story of 'O' " anywhere.

[@timtheskeptic1147]

Yor is a classic get high and enjoy movie. The back description delivers exactly what it promises for better or Yorse.

[@antibishonen]

19:40 (For your next review....) Deep in the hundred acre woods where Cinematic Excrement Rage This is not Aaron Rodgers Neighborhood When The Razzies had better days.

[@mackenziegivens6061]

F*cking Christ, not this one. 🤦‍♀️

[@Filmation77]

You forgot Reb Brown's "Magnum Opus" as Captain America in an 80's tv movie with an Amazing Captain America Motorcycle Helmet!(CBS)

[@antibishonen]

It took 74 minutes to reveal Reb Brown as Captain American. Unbreakable must've been shorter

[@grapeshot]

I remember the 80s and those swords and sandals movies.

[@tedgruver7618]

20:00 Well Sean, looks like next time, you will have to review the latest movie to win the Razzie Award for Worst Picture and the first film in the “Twisted Childhood Universe,” Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey.

[@erichfiedler1481]

Technically it's Blood and Honey 2 that's the real start, the first film has been retconned into a cheaply made movie within the Cinematic Universe, hence why Pooh and Piglet look very different from the first film, and also why Tigger and Owl are in it as well

[@jamesatkinsonja]

@@erichfiedler1481 The new film has 10 time the budget of the first [still only 1/2 million] so they could add more-the cinematic universe of crappy low budget horror movies featuring childhood characters is the scary part!

[@chrisperrien7055]

I have a copy of the original novel (in English), now buried in my library somewhere. I don't recall if it is better or worse than the film or any/what differences. I guess it was not good either as I don't remember it.

[@JustinCoasters]

9:10 Save that joke for when you review MacGruber

[@OratoryJamesIV]

Yor is a magical experience. I remember reviewing it on my podcast years ago, and I've never laughed so much.

[@benderbendingrodriguez420]

Yor handgliding in on a apparently dead giant bat is the meme that introduced me to this movie😂

[@teddyfurstman1997]

Love a new Cinematic Excrement video on a movie from a MST3K episode. Another Razzie Movie next Episode? Yay 🎉

[@reiterated]

8:50 so nice that Angela Baker made a cameo in this film!

[@Campbellzilla]

If you get the chance, you should check out the 1987 TV movie adaptation of Will Eisner's The Spirit starring Flash Gordon himself: Sam J. Jones

[@lilyofthevalley2048]

0:54 YES! I always love a Dave Ryder nicknames montage.

[@andrewgwilliam4831]

It was (still is?) cheaper to record *all* the sound afterwards, I believe.

[@MedicineMundy]

He indeed is the man, but you're the man for helping this review survive! Well done, Sean! 😎👉👉

[@rosebyanyname]

Sean: “The show you’re wasting your time with when you really should be doing your household chores.” Me, cleaning out my closet: “LIES!”

[@terridean253]

I was sitting here all smug as I've done my household chores then you mentioned dusting.... don't think i've dusted anything properly ever.

[@thomascross8339]

Yor : Sovereign Citizen Hunter From the Future

[@pathevermore3683]

I'M "TRAVELING"!!!

[@KeithFraser82]

Yor: Future Freeman On The Land

[@andrewparsons2391]

It's Yor's world. We're just living in it.

[@AndrewMiller-yo7bd]

When I was a kid this is the type movies I used to rent from the video store all the time on VHS I usually end up watching them by myself because nobody could appreciate this year awesomeness of how bad they were now many years later I find out I wasn't the only we were watching these movies enjoying the hell out of them

[@kevintrjohnson]

You don't know me. I'm doing my chores WHILE I'm watching your video. XD

[@1997residente]

1- Argentina mentioned OMG 2- Anthonio Margeretti...Dude ! Inglorious basterds 3- Yor has caused more genocide than Paul Atreides

[@timtheskeptic1147]

I love that in (the totally accurate historical documentary) Inglorious Bastards, the Americans all took real names from Italian cinema.

[@zzzeus78]

Random 80's kid here. I remember watching this on TV...and as a kid, I was quite confused the moment I heard the theme song. I am a grown adult now and hearing the song again....I think I'm even more confused. I ain't complaining though!!

[@MrLgtm]

Yess! Finally! This is one of the first movies I've watched in movie theatres back in 80s and a special gem for me :D

[@besemerald99]

Fun fact: “Oh bother” is the official consensus for Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey on Rotten Tomatoes.

[@AnikMonette]

After months of not dusting it can wait another 20 minutes!😂

[@aikisteven0616]

Remember - I'm not the hunter from the future... YOR the hunter from the future!

[@alankohn6709]

Now Reb Brown is a legend and was Captain America twice. Also at the end of the movie he is given a data something with all the knowledge possessed by the advanced civilisation

[@jonathanbarr9764]

I don't mind the still images since by now I'm used to it since a lot of other people I follow on KZbin are doing the same thing.

[@jamesatkinsonja]

Given what a pain fighting copyright issues are, I don't blame them for using still's instead.

[@kylez8010]

I was holding a paper towel in my hand ready to dust my computer screen area when he asked about dusting!

[@skogstjuven]

Reb Brown Great Action Hero. and Yor well he is Man. we will need more Hemp.

[@FirstLifeFan]

„The show you‘re watching when you should be doing your household chores“ - Joke‘s on you, I‘m listening to this while emptying the dishwasher 😜 (Anyway, keep up the great work, I‘m addicted to your irreverrent movie reviews)

[@christianbuffum-robbins8904]

Sean Moore: Expert on dinosaur AIDS

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

YOR? DONTCHA MEAN YAWN? (sobs while laughing)

[@megatronjenkins2473]

DUDE!!!! Jason Brant just watched this YESTERDAY on HIS channel!!! Awesome!!!!

[@batangbatugan]

This movie is probably the earliest memory I have as a child watching a betamax tape. I still vividly remember the Stegotriceratopsasaurus then everything else was a blur and then lasers and spaceships. Also, I just love Italians writing songs translated to English and then sung by Italians. This is how we got Disco Italo!

[@noc2_art]

3:43 You cracked me up with that one 😂😂😂😂😂

[@petrastedman669]

I'm gonna skip looking up the answer, and assume the "Oh, bother." was a reference to Winnie the Pooh. So.... Blood & honey?

[@coolnerdlll6053]

Yes, Blood and Honey was the Worst Picture winner this year, and I knew it would be. None of the other nominees were seen as great (although Shazam was good, Razzies!), but I couldn't imagine any of them winning.

[@DWor-]

Oh? Well that explains a lot, I was wondering what that was double billed with Krull when I was little. We were entertained at the time and I’ve wondered what happened for decades. All the answers are revealed. Thank you.

[@RazorRex]

Oddly enough I was watching Spy X Family that features a character with the name “Yor”.

[@erichfiedler1481]

And she's one badass MILF assassin

[@antibishonen]

Made that joke as well, coming from The Peanut Gallery no less

[@Nocturnalux]

In Japanese it’s written as “Yoru”, though. ヨル

[@noahbossier1131]

Agreed I’m glad I’m not the only one who made that thought

[@Hecuba107]

That’s what I was thinking

[@briancoulombe4517]

EVERY movie needs a theme song like the one this one has

[@Sandlot1992]

I guess Blood and Honey is next!

[@TorridPrime217]

So 'Blood and Honey' is next?

[@m.merritt310]

I literally started dusting all the books in my room lol

[@toyland_f]

Honestly, you should've saved _Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey_ as a Halloween special. It's been almost nine years since your last one.

[@coolnerdlll6053]

Then he would have spent six months dealing with comment requests.

[@christiegreenwood2642]

I actually was doing some chores while watching this. 😂