Cinematic Excrement: Episode 136 - Transformers Movie Retrospective

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Cinematic Excrement

Cinematic Excrement

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@occamsswordchucks9077
@occamsswordchucks9077 2 жыл бұрын
When I finally got my wife to watch Bumblebee, at the end she said "I can tell Michael Bay didn't direct this, because that girl was fully clothed the whole time."
@dianaberlin4767
@dianaberlin4767 2 жыл бұрын
I'm no lesbian but DAMN I do appreciate Megan Fox in hotpants
@LinkMarioSamus
@LinkMarioSamus 2 жыл бұрын
This may come across as demeaning but I think Hailee Steinfeld is way prettier than Megan Fox. Having said that, I have no ill will towards Fox as a person, on the contrary her career trajectory is pretty dang tragic and it's nice to see she has mellowed out.
@markiangooley
@markiangooley 2 жыл бұрын
Fully clothed leaves more to the imagination and that actress is such a charmer…
@LinkMarioSamus
@LinkMarioSamus 2 жыл бұрын
@@markiangooley Oh man, after Hawkeye…
@noahbossier1131
@noahbossier1131 2 жыл бұрын
Makes sense
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 2 жыл бұрын
"Michael Bay clearly has a hard-on for the military." That must be why Pearl Harbor featured a guy on a battleship brushing his teeth in the middle of the attack.
@ph89787
@ph89787 2 жыл бұрын
Or having Arleigh Burke-Class Destroyers.
@Isolder74
@Isolder74 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair to Bay, that sort of thing did happen during the actual attack but he didn’t have to make a joke of it. Just have it in the background. But Bay is a goldfish director. He thinks if he doesn’t point something out you won’t notice it.
@asheer9114
@asheer9114 2 жыл бұрын
@CoolNerd III. There's an interesting event which happen when they shoot Age of Extinction (I think this was in the Singapore)... because due security mishap one of the bystanders managed to get close to Bay and punch him right in the face screaming "That's for Pearl Harbor!".
@AKatNamedKuckoo
@AKatNamedKuckoo Жыл бұрын
"Buddy, fuck the plaque buildup!"
@gracekim1998
@gracekim1998 8 ай бұрын
Wait what?!😂
@Betta66
@Betta66 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Michael Bay directed commercials for Victoria's Secret. Why he was allowed to remind people of that in a movie based on toys, I can't say.
@thecinematicmind
@thecinematicmind 2 жыл бұрын
Bay’s music videos and commercials are way more enjoyable than his filmography.
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 Жыл бұрын
I didn't know that
@TomMSTie1138
@TomMSTie1138 2 жыл бұрын
"We are living in the Dumbest Timeline" is way too accurate.
@ryandowney8743
@ryandowney8743 2 жыл бұрын
We are living in a cyberpunk dystopia written by Douglas Adams." - Nash Bozard
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Sean watches Ryan George.
@Torterra625
@Torterra625 2 жыл бұрын
I want the TVA to reset things here.
@CableB_
@CableB_ 2 жыл бұрын
I still giggle (unintentionally) when Anthony Hopkins says “Dude”, it’s like he reprised his role as Hannibal Lecter one last time.
@gageperuti5519
@gageperuti5519 2 жыл бұрын
When did Hannibal Lecter EVER say dude?
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 2 жыл бұрын
@@gageperuti5519 He said "Okey-dokey" in Hannibal, which I guess is close enough.
@redjed100
@redjed100 2 жыл бұрын
@@coolnerdlll6053 _gasps_ The horrifying call of the cartoon plumber! (Yes, that was in Nostalgia Critic’s review of “Hannibal.”)
@philipabelanet5476
@philipabelanet5476 2 жыл бұрын
The "Romeo & Juliet Law" only applies to couples who started dating when they were BOTH underage. That means that Tessa was, at most, 14 when they started dating.
@dannycomellas
@dannycomellas 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Peltz was 18 when they started filming "Age Of Extinction," not 16. Of course why they made the character 17 instead of 18.... that's a whole other question
@Isolder74
@Isolder74 2 жыл бұрын
Well if she wasn’t 17 they couldn’t have made the Romeo and Juliet Law joke. Micheal Bay has such a juvenile sense of humor.
@EmperorGoliaththeEverliving
@EmperorGoliaththeEverliving 2 жыл бұрын
@@Isolder74 They could've easily made the boyfriend's job quasi-illegal or something. Still something to stick in Cade's mouth and be bothered by, but they wouldn't have had to go down the hole they did. Plus a three year age difference? I think the whole "Romeo and Juliet" laws are supposed to be for those whom are less than a year apart in age and one of them gets to the age of majority before the other, not 3 years.
@Isolder74
@Isolder74 2 жыл бұрын
@@EmperorGoliaththeEverliving Exactly.
@xgray2012
@xgray2012 2 жыл бұрын
The question you need to asking yourself is why is Hollywood trying to endorse pedophilia in a movie about Giant Robots vs. Giant Robots?
@xgray2012
@xgray2012 2 жыл бұрын
@@Isolder74 What?! Who in the actual blue heel thinks this is funny in real-life?! Who thinks that pedophilia and statutory rape is an actual punchline in the real world?!
@ryanrobotham7696
@ryanrobotham7696 2 жыл бұрын
I would not be surprised if the Romeo & Juliet laws scene was where fans finally threw up their hands and gave up with these films.
@coolnerdlll6053
@coolnerdlll6053 2 жыл бұрын
They threw up their hands? Why did they eat them in the first place? (Yes, I know what you mean)
@ryanrobotham7696
@ryanrobotham7696 2 жыл бұрын
@@coolnerdlll6053 I get it.
@antibishonen
@antibishonen 2 жыл бұрын
Oh geez...you have no idea how many fans miss April O'neil already.
@christophersouza3159
@christophersouza3159 2 жыл бұрын
I've been waiting months for this. The almighty Smeghead has returned!
@otaking3582
@otaking3582 2 жыл бұрын
4:51 Maybe it's like a 32-bit survival horror game - each stairwell is blocked at different intervals to force players to explore each floor, and Megatron can't instantly spawn when you walk through a door
@christianpeterson1832
@christianpeterson1832 2 жыл бұрын
I actually rewatched the 2007 movie recently and was surprised by how most of the effects, outside of the robots in action, are mostly practical. The Bumblebee model used for when he’s taken by Sector 7 looks pretty good too. Given how CGI heavy this franchise would become, as well as the rest of Hollywood’s major blockbusters, it was actually a breathe of fresh air.
@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou
@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou 2 жыл бұрын
Not only that, but the CGI still holds up Today, maybe moreso than its Sequels.
@BrandonCroker
@BrandonCroker 2 жыл бұрын
More than meets the box office! Also, Bumblebee is precious and must be protected at all costs.
@thecinematicmind
@thecinematicmind 2 жыл бұрын
We can massively thank Travis Knight so much.
@adammartin5809
@adammartin5809 2 жыл бұрын
@@thecinematicmind and Hailee Steinfeld
@scottyboyrulez
@scottyboyrulez 2 жыл бұрын
Nicola Peltz was born in 1995 so she was at least 18 at time of filming. That doesn't excuse Bay for objectifying her.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 2 жыл бұрын
The, inexplicable, popularity of his terrible films doesn't excuse him still working, but, he may be on borrowed time, though.
@tedgruver7618
@tedgruver7618 Жыл бұрын
Basically, Nicola Peltz is around my age.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 Жыл бұрын
@@tedgruver7618 What a horrifying aspect.
@BeardyYT
@BeardyYT 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of the most underrated and underappreciated channels on KZbin.
@Betta66
@Betta66 2 жыл бұрын
Six? Oh, so you're counting Bumblebee. Boy, you really needed that palate cleanser, huh?
@AmishParadise27
@AmishParadise27 2 жыл бұрын
I would love to see Sean make a video where he rates all the Razzie Worst Picture winners from best to worst.
@gennybaratta2460
@gennybaratta2460 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something to do once he finishes his Razie project
@globetrekker86
@globetrekker86 2 жыл бұрын
I had a sneaking suspicion that Airbender would be up next on Sean’s chopping block: A couple scenes with Iroh popped into my head
@ph89787
@ph89787 2 жыл бұрын
Well he’s had over a decade between then and now to watch the show.
@andrewbloom7637
@andrewbloom7637 2 жыл бұрын
@@ph89787 Plus, he also covered it in a previous episode of "Cinematic Excrement".
@Genevieve1023
@Genevieve1023 2 жыл бұрын
@@ph89787 He had already watched the show when he'd done the episode.
@das81
@das81 2 жыл бұрын
"Michael Bay's Explosions!"
@proto245
@proto245 2 жыл бұрын
6 years of waiting for TLK to get a proper CE review, and this was worth the wait.
@alexanderklepp
@alexanderklepp 2 жыл бұрын
I agree that Bumblebee is easily the best of the live-action movies. Charlie and Bee were so adorable together and I did get the feels when they had to part ways. It was also fitting given the 80s setting that they played Don't You Forget About Me at the end. Although, did Revenge of the Fallen deserve to win Worst Picture? I think it did, but what do you think compared to the other nominees?
@roberttreacy8271
@roberttreacy8271 2 жыл бұрын
As much as I like the first Transformers movie, I think I like Bumblebee a little more.
@xgray2012
@xgray2012 2 жыл бұрын
*BUMBLEBEE IS EASILY THE BEST ONE EVER MADE!!!*
@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou
@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou 2 жыл бұрын
@@roberttreacy8271 ^This
@SiRenfield
@SiRenfield 2 жыл бұрын
New Cinematic Excrement and a retrospective?! I’m only casually into Transformers but hey wouldn’t mind Sean being a platonic Valentine LOL 💕
@michaelfraser1073
@michaelfraser1073 3 ай бұрын
'You were the one who taught me freedom is everyone's right' is a line that goes so much harder than any Transformers movie should.
@KennethEspericueta340
@KennethEspericueta340 2 жыл бұрын
I'm patiently waiting for his review of Holmes and Watson I know it will take a while but I am confident it will be worth the wait
@antibishonen
@antibishonen 2 жыл бұрын
Cats for me.
@anikmonette2140
@anikmonette2140 2 жыл бұрын
Oooh. That's gonna sting! At least it wasn't boring. I watched a couple of Will Ferrell movies and A Night at the Roxbury must be the worst for me: it failed to engage me so hard I watched something else after 20 minutes, which is pretty rare. This, this was so bad I kinda enjoyed it! Cats looks like a fever dream that can be enjoyed on any substance that screws with the mind...😅
@roberttreacy8271
@roberttreacy8271 Жыл бұрын
He just reviewed Holmes and Watson (and Cats’s day is coming)
@theeldrichvoid
@theeldrichvoid 2 жыл бұрын
Bahaha, the disclaimer got me good. Well played, sir.
@MrThischarmingman2
@MrThischarmingman2 2 жыл бұрын
Funny you should say how the dumb, pointless quest to find the Matrix could have been avoided if Jetfire knew where it was; in the Revenge of the Fallen tie-in game, he DID know where it was. In fact, he says to Bumblebee that the Fallen had forced him to reveal it's location. Also, in the game, Jetfire was more of a wise sage-like figure than a grumpy old man.
@ggrarl
@ggrarl 2 жыл бұрын
Now that was a fun Xbox game. They even gave the Autobots a flying character, an F-35 named Breakaway...who came back for the DotM game, along with Silverbolt, Air Raid, and Stratosphere.
@MrThischarmingman2
@MrThischarmingman2 2 жыл бұрын
@@ggrarl I had it on the Wii.
@rokasrerroca7399
@rokasrerroca7399 2 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to your "breakdown" and review of "The Last Turd Bender".
@TheFallenFaob
@TheFallenFaob 2 жыл бұрын
you know depending on how much water is in it that could be a real thing in the show just think in the middle of a fight you could make your enemies shit them selves
@rokasrerroca7399
@rokasrerroca7399 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheFallenFaob You're right. In theory, if you have "Water Bending" powers you should be able to incapacitate and eliminate any enemy by "Bending" the water within them.
@loneronin6813
@loneronin6813 2 жыл бұрын
I think part of why Bumblebee did a great job with being set in the 80's because they didn't go over-the-top with it by shoving it down your throat.
@louisduarte8763
@louisduarte8763 2 жыл бұрын
1:52 Aren't the Razzies themselves a [QUACK]-ing joke? 5:26 Even the cartoons got that right, and some (like BEAST WARS) even turned the robots into fleshed-out characters! 11:44 I think Michael Bay met Rosie Huntington-Whitely from of those Victoria's Secret ads he filmed. 17:34 If that question comes up in any movie with new "cute" creatures, the answer's always "TO SELL MORE TOYS" (e.g. Ewoks, Porgs, Podracing pit crew droids) 30:54 I was honestly expecting the old Transformers ending theme song.
@optimascrime5235
@optimascrime5235 2 жыл бұрын
The Transfomers 2007 movie and the Bumblebee are the best live action Transfomers movie's so far....And yes I know it's not saying much😂
@roberttreacy8271
@roberttreacy8271 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. (Although the third film is a guilty pleasure of mine).
@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou
@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou 2 жыл бұрын
If it was Only the 2007 Film that existed or the Sequels were better than what we got (even though I liked DOTM), I would've been okay with Bumblebee remaining a Prequel.
@KorenLesthe
@KorenLesthe 2 жыл бұрын
Next month : The Smeghead will go into the Water of the Ocean, once again.
@daelen.cclark
@daelen.cclark 2 жыл бұрын
Off the land of the earth into the water of the ocean and flame of the fire.
@chrisandrew7577
@chrisandrew7577 Жыл бұрын
The first one was magical for any 80s kid. The rest of them might as well have had an intermission where Optimus asked the audience to empty their pockets
@michaelstrong5383
@michaelstrong5383 2 жыл бұрын
If Michael Bay wanted to put humans in the Transformers films, I can understand that, but at least make them likable and far less obnoxious. Any of the human characters felt like they walked into a different movie.
@thedorkone1516
@thedorkone1516 2 жыл бұрын
That would require Michael Bay to understand how people actually think and act.
@s.henrlllpoklookout5069
@s.henrlllpoklookout5069 2 жыл бұрын
"In a movie about robots fighting, I expect...robots fighting!" Which is why I only watched the first movie
@HD_Segal
@HD_Segal 2 жыл бұрын
30:46 In retrospect, any studio-for-hire director aside from Shyamalan could have helmed "The Last Airbender" and the movie would stumble into the same pitfalls regardless. If you don't believe me, look into the production history. It's practically ripe for a mini-documentary sometime before the series remake debuts on Netflix.
@erichfiedler1481
@erichfiedler1481 2 жыл бұрын
I'm cautiously excited for this, on the one hand it could be rally good, but on the other, we could be repeating the same mistakes as what happened with Cowboy Bebop
@louisduarte8763
@louisduarte8763 2 жыл бұрын
If The Critical Drinker made a PRODUCTION HELL episode about Last Airbender, I'd watch it.
@HD_Segal
@HD_Segal 2 жыл бұрын
@@louisduarte8763 There you go!
@daelen.cclark
@daelen.cclark 2 жыл бұрын
That would be a great documentary.
@TheFLAMEXD
@TheFLAMEXD 10 ай бұрын
​@@louisduarte8763Maybe watch a documentary made by someone who actually has talent, which is NOT Critical Drinker.
@gray25xt
@gray25xt 2 жыл бұрын
You are very good at this Sean. Thank you for the effort you put into these videos!
@emmagrove6491
@emmagrove6491 9 ай бұрын
"Bumblebee, stop lubricating the man." Best. Line. Ever.
@antibishonen
@antibishonen 2 жыл бұрын
30:30 For the next recap: Smeghead is going to discuss the poorest adaptation ever made complete with an incompetent director, vast amount of exposition, and lacking the original source material. That's right, he's going to discuss..... BIRDEMIC What? You thought I'll say The Last Airbender? Well, what a twist! (There's no way he'll overlook Birdemic since that's WAY more deserving for Worst Picture.)
@shainewhite2781
@shainewhite2781 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the video!! See you later!! Stay safe. Also RIP Ivan Reitman director of Ghostbusters Twins and Stripes. He passed away last night at the age of 75 😔
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that hit me hard, Ghostbusters was such a classic.
@Godzillakingofkaiju1
@Godzillakingofkaiju1 2 жыл бұрын
The Michael Bay movies are more or less a guilty pleasure of mine. But, let's be honest, Bumblebee is the best of the bunch. The concept of Unicron being Earth, however? That was done SO much better in Transformers Prime.
@proto245
@proto245 2 жыл бұрын
Oh, they stole it from that show as Originally they wanted to use him in DOTM, but plans changed and they were shelved.
@MedicineMundy
@MedicineMundy 2 жыл бұрын
This series is something special. This is a well done retrospective 😎👉👉
@VerdantRange
@VerdantRange 2 жыл бұрын
Something that makes the whole Romeo & Juliet law thing extra pointless is that they could have simply pointed out the age of consent in Texas is 17. That whole thing was just damn creepy.
@erichfiedler1481
@erichfiedler1481 2 жыл бұрын
What's with states being run by Republicans have be so disturbing with their laws
@bluesheepwolfie307
@bluesheepwolfie307 2 жыл бұрын
Man you make me want to watch Bumblebee again, and I've already been dying to rewatch it for a while
@umachan9286
@umachan9286 2 жыл бұрын
I've said it before the Transformers movies aren't high art. They're not even low art. Sure they can be fun... if you're bored but the image of Optimus Prime, riding Grimlock while holding a big ass sword will always be incredibly cool.
@angelsinger4574
@angelsinger4574 2 жыл бұрын
This is without a doubt one of your best videos, up there with the Fantastic 4 and both awful Bo Dereks. Given that I am currently trying to distract myself from the inhuman menace known as MS-related trigeminal neuralgia, I am in your debt.
@metalman4393
@metalman4393 2 жыл бұрын
Wow! caught this 7 minutes after release! Unfortunately, i've also caught myself procrastinatily opening youtube when Ishould be doing something else. So see ya in the morning Sean :) you will be my breakfast/ cardio entertainment.
@markshulusky6680
@markshulusky6680 2 жыл бұрын
A full Cine. Ex. episode not just a vlog! Ecstasy!
@silkychan6099
@silkychan6099 2 жыл бұрын
One thing I never understood, is when huge robots fighting, why would the humans send infantry to fight alongside? That point always gets me.
@beejls
@beejls 2 жыл бұрын
Do not understand why you don’t have 500,000 followers. I’ve watched far worse KZbin reviewers who have many more subscribers. I actually think it comes down to your channel name. Seriously, your vids are great. I was bummed you hadn’t posted in three weeks, but I now feel rewarded for the wait.
@TevyaSmolka
@TevyaSmolka 2 жыл бұрын
What a great retrospective of transformers films
@MissBarker93
@MissBarker93 2 жыл бұрын
Good video as always, Sean. Hope you have a great Valentine's Day.
@RazorRex
@RazorRex 2 жыл бұрын
First Cinematic Excrement Episode of 2022!
@BainesMkII
@BainesMkII Жыл бұрын
What did you expect from a movie about robots fighting? The 1986 animated movie gave us an annoying human kid that we were probably supposed to identify, an annoying teen robot that we were supposed to cheer for, an annoying kid-like robot that spoke in rhymes that we were probably supposed to like, some really cheesy bits, a few moderately emotional bits, and a fair bit of robots not fighting. Oh, it also had robots fighting, where you could actually tell what was happening and who was who, with epic battles at the beginning and the end, and plenty of smaller conflicts in between, a solid soundtrack, a stellar voice cast...
@gageperuti5519
@gageperuti5519 2 жыл бұрын
23:15 In other words, they made a live action Iron Giant. Tell me that doesn't perfectly match.
@chrismartindale7840
@chrismartindale7840 2 жыл бұрын
I actually forgave Revenge of the Fallen due to the writers strike but after Dark of the Moon I gave up on Transformers. Now I may have to watch Bumblebee.
@roberttreacy8271
@roberttreacy8271 Жыл бұрын
I gave up after Age of Extinction.
@sonicjrjr14
@sonicjrjr14 2 жыл бұрын
Nicola Peltz was born in 1995. She would have been around 18 or 19 by the time shooting began on Age of Extinction
@jbvader721
@jbvader721 2 жыл бұрын
With doing a retrospective on the entire Transformers franchise, is Sean setting up for a retrospective of The Saga That Shall Not Be Named soon? That'll be quite interesting considering recent events. We are in the Upside Down.
@Galistarwater
@Galistarwater 2 жыл бұрын
The beginning CGI scene of the Autobots fighting in Bumblebee was amazing. Wished they would make an Optimus Prime movie all in CGI like that, but it will probably be to expensive, so we'll have to settle for the animated Transformers Prime series.
@Sandlot1992
@Sandlot1992 2 жыл бұрын
hope you end up doing a 2nd Look at the Last Airbender next! (my number 1 most embarrassing movie I've ever seen in theatres!)
@gregcampwriter
@gregcampwriter 2 жыл бұрын
British Megan Fox grabs the staff and saves the day. The X-rated version of the franchise.
@breawycker
@breawycker 2 жыл бұрын
Amazing retrospective!!
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 2 жыл бұрын
I guess there are times when all the movies tried to redeem themselves based on the Transformers' design, the Action Scenes, having Peter Cullen reprise his role as the leader of the Transformers and tried to make something entertaining to watch.. I guess Micheal Bay didn't get EVERYTHING wrong when he was working on these movies.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 2 жыл бұрын
That was more A Stopped Clock than anything else, Peter Cullen's professionalism was satisfying.
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewdaley746 True
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 2 жыл бұрын
@@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 Yeah, that's one of those characters that only has a specific voice, and, falls apart otherwise.
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941
@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewdaley746 Again, true
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 2 жыл бұрын
@@thefantasticretroreviewer3941 It's sad when your memories get trashed, just really awful.
@warrirornunluv801
@warrirornunluv801 2 жыл бұрын
Wait...ALL SIX?! Sir, are you in need of assistance? Is there an emergency number?
@blapis-blazuli
@blapis-blazuli 2 жыл бұрын
In case anyone's wondering but doesn't want to bother looking it up: the other 2009 Worst Picture nominees were: - All About Steve - G.I. Joe: The Rise of the Cobra - Land of the Lost - Old Dogs
@mattc2306
@mattc2306 2 жыл бұрын
What about Dragonball Evolution or Street Fighter: Legend of Chun-Li? I thought those two were worse than all those...
@claytoncondo3460
@claytoncondo3460 2 жыл бұрын
@@mattc2306 I guess the Razzie voters forgot about them
@ladypool1404
@ladypool1404 Жыл бұрын
The government in Transformers 4: We have to stop working with the giants robots... let's create a few to replace the Autobots AND a giant to kill them! Me: Yeah that make sense 😂Use a robot to kill the nice robots who saved your life multiples times from Megatron. Good idea!
@cadethumann8605
@cadethumann8605 2 жыл бұрын
If there's one objectively positive thing I can say about the films, it is the soundtrack composed by Steve Jablonsky. Pieces like Arrival to Earth and Forest Battle showcase that he is capable of making scores that can be beautiful and/or epic. It's a shame that his work has to be associated with schlocky films.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 2 жыл бұрын
John Barry composed the iconic James Bond Theme, and, also, won several Oscars, alas, throughout the latter stages of his career, some of his best work was wasted on the, likes, of, King Kong.
@cadethumann8605
@cadethumann8605 2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewdaley746 Which King Kong? Why make it seem as if working on a influential franchise be bad?
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 2 жыл бұрын
@@cadethumann8605 1976, if you'd told me, that, the, producer, and, the, two, leads, would eventually win Oscars, I'd have asked you what you were smoking.
@philipcohen7192
@philipcohen7192 2 жыл бұрын
An extremely under appreciated content creator
@Ghostlyking-tc3vu
@Ghostlyking-tc3vu 2 жыл бұрын
I’m bias towards bumblebee too due to growing up with the Franchise after all and being 37 years old, 80s kids and 90s kids rollout.
@troyschulz2318
@troyschulz2318 2 жыл бұрын
8:10 That might be because at one point, they literally melted ILM's server farm from trying to render the Devastator model. Too many damn polygons.
@evanhanley6437
@evanhanley6437 2 жыл бұрын
This was a very fun video to watch.
@davidcopplestone6266
@davidcopplestone6266 2 жыл бұрын
After struggling through the first Transformer movie I steered well clear of the franchise. With Smeghead's recommendation I might actually watch the Bumblebee movie now though
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 2 жыл бұрын
Bumblebee, like, BBFL, didn't have Michael Bay, the difference spoke for itself.
@MelBrooksFan78
@MelBrooksFan78 2 жыл бұрын
But did Revenge of the Fallen deserve to win Worst Picture? I'm gonna say "No," because also released in 2009 was Dragonball Evolution...which somehow was not nominated in any category...HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??
@erichfiedler1481
@erichfiedler1481 2 жыл бұрын
I've been a fan of Dragon Ball for years and even I'm confused as to how that film didn't even get nominated, we live in a world where people are still debating whether GT or Super is worse, when the obvious is staring right in front of them and they're ignoring it
@tylerfish2701
@tylerfish2701 2 жыл бұрын
Because much like the Oscars, the Razzies are a joke.
@antibishonen
@antibishonen 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, said the same thing as well. I know Transformers fans who watched every live action ones, but nobody and I mean NOBODY who's a Dragonball fan went to see the live action one.
@claytoncondo3460
@claytoncondo3460 2 жыл бұрын
I guess the Razzie voters didn’t have Dragonball fans or it might been shortlisted when it came to nominating it
@kaijudirector5336
@kaijudirector5336 2 жыл бұрын
I grew up with the first three, so I guess I can forgive them for that. That being said, the Bay-isms passed by 7 to 11 (HAH) year old me, but I checked out after DOTM.
@preservinghistory84
@preservinghistory84 2 жыл бұрын
It's always a good day when you have a new video.
@gageperuti5519
@gageperuti5519 2 жыл бұрын
Well, gotta add another Worst Picture winner to the list for 2021: Diana the Musical, a filmed production of a stage musical based on the late princess. It's on Netflix, so you won't have trouble finding it, for what that's worth.
@FillmGeekOfDoom
@FillmGeekOfDoom Жыл бұрын
Oddly enough, Skids and Mudflap were ONLY supposed to be in Dark of the Moon JUST to get killed off by Sentinel Prime. He was going to kill them along with Ironhide in his betrayal scene. It's depicted in the novelization and comic adaptation. Also, the reason the 5th movie has changing screen sizes is because they filmed different shots/scenes with IMAX cameras.
@Mexicana73
@Mexicana73 2 жыл бұрын
Perfect! I enjoy all your videos! Thanks a lot.
@OcarinaSapphr-
@OcarinaSapphr- 2 жыл бұрын
‘Bumblebee’s’ quality makes me wonder what would have happened if Mikaela had been the original lead....
@JeffreyDeCristofaro
@JeffreyDeCristofaro 2 жыл бұрын
"God DAMN IT, Bay, what is your DEAL!!??" You said it, Smeghead! When later installments in a Michael Bay-directed franchise directed by Bay start to make PEARL HARBOR look good by comparison, you know you're in trouble... good thing he kept out of BUMBLEBEE.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 2 жыл бұрын
Pearl Harbor was good in the battle scenes, awful otherwise.
@MrChaotic4
@MrChaotic4 2 жыл бұрын
He did produce Bumblebee. He just didn't direct it.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 2 жыл бұрын
@@MrChaotic4 Yeah, it's almost, like, he can't direct films to save his life, or, something, like, that, a real mystery, absolutely.
@JeffreyDeCristofaro
@JeffreyDeCristofaro 2 жыл бұрын
@@matthewdaley746 That's true. And to be fair, it was the first Michael Bay film I saw in theaters (age 16) but not the first Bay film I saw overall (ARMAGEDDON). But I never would have thought from that point on that the majority of his work was gonna be crap.
@matthewdaley746
@matthewdaley746 2 жыл бұрын
@@JeffreyDeCristofaro Let's hope Ambulance hammers the final nail in his coffin, he, so, needs to be put out of our misery, that's true, as well.
@Betta66
@Betta66 2 жыл бұрын
Not to excuse the two robots in Revenge of the Fallen, but Michael Bay apparently defended their inclusion by saying they tested really well with children. In a way, that's kind of worse.
@Cellmate412162
@Cellmate412162 2 жыл бұрын
That right there was a blatant lie (not you, Bay himself). He only cared to appeal to the then modern teen audiences.
@shadowleon659
@shadowleon659 2 жыл бұрын
@@Cellmate412162 I didn't find Skids and Mudflap funny at all. Plus, this is a list of films from 2009 I'd rather rewatch than TF Revenge of the Fallen: - GI Joe Rise of Cobra - Terminator Salvation - X-Men Origins Wolverine - 2012 - Gamer
@EliseArainai
@EliseArainai 2 жыл бұрын
@@shadowleon659 Oof, you know something went horribly wrong (aside from the writers' guild going on strike) when X-Men Origins seems preferable to a Transformers movie!
@shadowleon659
@shadowleon659 2 жыл бұрын
@@EliseArainai At least I could enjoy X-Men Origins Wolverine on a "so bad it's good" level. But that's not the case for Transformers 2.
@tristanhartup4936
@tristanhartup4936 2 жыл бұрын
Those must've been some dumb children they tested.
@toecutterjones
@toecutterjones 2 жыл бұрын
Cade Yeager? His name is Cade Yeager? That's a major appliance, that's not a name!
@exidy-yt
@exidy-yt 2 жыл бұрын
Well this is interesting. After the first movie was 'okay' I watched half of the second and gave up entirely on the series. Bumblebee held no more interest for me then The Last Knight did - until I saw the robot designs in this here video! Now I am actually interested, and about to watch my first Transformer movie in nearly 15 years. Thanks Smeghead!
@MutaScale
@MutaScale 2 жыл бұрын
:Sees what's in sotre: Oh me, OH MY... :Sits back and relaxes for what is in store...:
@NicklasZandeVGCP2001
@NicklasZandeVGCP2001 2 жыл бұрын
7:12 A demon gets its horns?
@Emanon...
@Emanon... Жыл бұрын
Alan Tudyk is always a delight, though!
@slayerofsheeple
@slayerofsheeple 2 жыл бұрын
Future Cinematic Excrement Retrospectives 1. Twilight 2. Fantastic Four 3. Fifty Shades of Grey
@darkdemonqueen
@darkdemonqueen 2 жыл бұрын
Excellent suggestions! Why do we love hearing him roast bad movies so much! Hahaha
@kingamoeboid3887
@kingamoeboid3887 2 жыл бұрын
18:05 his film debut was Lion In Winter (1968).
@deandupont5503
@deandupont5503 2 жыл бұрын
@ 7:40 She books a flight... On friggin' *Southwest* .... With no transfers. The last time I flew SW, it was from Oakland to San Diego. I *still* had to transfer in Santa Ana. From there, I could have hitchhiked faster!
@chasg3242
@chasg3242 2 жыл бұрын
I actually really liked the military guys in the first movie, and they were fine in the sequels.
@Genethagenius
@Genethagenius 2 жыл бұрын
Nothing beats the 1980’s original animated “Transformers” film! But I do feel a little bad for “Revenge of the Fallen” because it happened just as a major writer’s strike occurred and they literally had either no, or an unfinished script.
@tylerfish2701
@tylerfish2701 2 жыл бұрын
No, after watching Bobsheaux's review, the writer's strike had nothing to do with why it sucked. Bay used it as an excuse because everything that happened in it was his fault.
@Fairest1
@Fairest1 2 жыл бұрын
**fun fact: the theme park in Bumblebee is the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk. The same boardwalk in Lost Boys and Get Out.
@ConnorNotyerbidness
@ConnorNotyerbidness 2 жыл бұрын
Bumblebee was so much better than the rest its not even funny. Actually, hilarious. That movie is great
@brianblumenreich9026
@brianblumenreich9026 2 жыл бұрын
The aspect ratio keeps on changing for TRANSFORMERS: THE LAST KNIGHT!
@broghad8241
@broghad8241 2 жыл бұрын
11:21 Meghan Fox didn't leave the franchise on her own terms She was fired
@jordangerardpotier
@jordangerardpotier 2 жыл бұрын
I’m not surprised revenge of the fallen got nominated. but how did dragonball evolution got zero nominations, it was right there.
@cHeStEr5434
@cHeStEr5434 2 жыл бұрын
Or even X-Men Origins: Wolverine. I'm surprised that didn't get nominated for anything.
@jordangerardpotier
@jordangerardpotier 2 жыл бұрын
@@cHeStEr5434 what!?
@cHeStEr5434
@cHeStEr5434 2 жыл бұрын
@@jordangerardpotier Why? Because it was a bad movie.
@TommyDeonauthsArchives
@TommyDeonauthsArchives 2 жыл бұрын
Smeghead reviewing all Bayformers movies and Bumblebee? Well isn't that just Prime?
@JenMistress
@JenMistress 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, with me, I tapped out of this franchise after the 3rd one. And even Bumblebee, I was going to continue to ignore like the other Transformers until the reviews came out, talked me into checking it out, and glad it did. That is how I feel Transformers should have been all along.
@Oonagh72
@Oonagh72 2 жыл бұрын
As a super black woman I liked Skidz and Mudflap. Now I may be a little biased because those were my favorite cars. Even bought the car based on them. I didn’t have a problem with the way they sexualized Meghan Fox in the first movie because she was so smart. I almost didn’t notice it. It was the second movie where it got in the way for me. The biggest issue for me in these movies is that when they fought I couldn’t tell one from the other. Also the killed Ironhide.
@akshaytrayner1960
@akshaytrayner1960 2 жыл бұрын
Great retrospective
@Yeen125
@Yeen125 2 жыл бұрын
Fun (or not so fun, depending on how you roll) fact: The success of the first movie lead to Hasbro hiring a veteran animator from Cartoon Network to reboot another franchise to surprising (maybe too much) success… That reboot was My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. So you can thank Michael Bay and his Transformers movie for bronies existing. You’re welcome!
@naamadossantossilva4736
@naamadossantossilva4736 2 жыл бұрын
He is a real evil genius.
@erichfiedler1481
@erichfiedler1481 2 жыл бұрын
I don't wanna thank Michael Bay for eventually giving us Bronies MLP G4, so I won't
@Yeen125
@Yeen125 2 жыл бұрын
@@erichfiedler1481 It’s kinda like how the failure of Howard the Duck lead to the creation of Pixar.
@erichfiedler1481
@erichfiedler1481 2 жыл бұрын
@@Yeen125 don't remind me, I learned about that after watching his review of that film
@tylerfish2701
@tylerfish2701 2 жыл бұрын
@@erichfiedler1481 Especially since the show became mediocre over time.
@EHH246
@EHH246 2 жыл бұрын
It isn't mentioned in the video, but Bumblebee turned from a prequel of the Bayformers film to a reboot during production and there were reshoots.
@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou
@WalkmanWillWalkAllOverYou 2 жыл бұрын
Sean did state "Paramount decided to hit the Reboot Button" before he began talking about it.
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