Circling Back for a Touch-Base to Close the Loop on the Deliverables w/ Trixie & Katya | Bald Pod

[@tippyhadroncollider]

Katya looks well rested and deeply moisturized.

[@tarot.card.std.diagnosis]

no my dear it looks like she is wearing make up

[@stankballs1732]

i was just about to say she looks like baby

[@katiebear707]

for real!! I was just thinking the same thing, gimmie what shes got.

[@nelsonth]

She got her brows done 😂

[@bethanylalala]

botox refill no shade it looks great

[@kailuschka]

This marks the day they both are engaging in a conversation where the topic hasn’t budged in over 20 minutes

[@calvillokenya]

That’s how I knew I had to follow Corporate Erin 😂

[@RNCHFND]

​@@jm2058 Yeah, this Corporate Erin character is not funny at all

[@Lopsid96]

@@RNCHFND No you're wrong actually

[@LoLo1k2k3k]

"you and i are not in danger of being pregnant-- not because were men but because of our hysterectomies" huge roaring laughter and applause in the trans male crowd

[@thinecuprunnethoverwithblood]

My transmasc enby ass was HOWLING, I want it on a shirt so badly (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

[@_k8___]

Katya is right... I am a corporate worker and those videos do not make me laugh, I am traumatized, lmao

[@KimberleeVDW]

So triggering 🤣

[@snakey319]

it's horrible.

[@dapac09]

Where can I see them?

[@Blue_Lunacy]

Me too... It was enraging to hear those lines. The person who write those did it really well. It's not that far from reality... This is why we need union!!

[@jaelynwilliams1326]

​@@dapac09 omgg tell me too when you find out ! im also feeling unease about it

[@kaileedunn5210]

Omg Trixie has a pink mic and Katya has a red one!

[@Bobloblaw42024]

Grow up

[@tovi3280]

get real

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

these replies omg 💀 bless you girl I got you

[@fatcat4642]

Why are these replies so negative? 😭

[@tovi3280]

@@fatcat4642 first reply was so funny i couldnt not continue it lmao idk what they were mad about tho lol

[@Ludiez]

Hi Erin. I must say, navigating through those 8am Zooms is like trying to herd caffeinated cats on roller skates. 😅 Let's definitely whiteboard the heck out of this and turn those low-hanging fruits into a fruit salad of success. As for running things up the flagpole, let's make sure it's not a flagpole of chaos! Looking forward to transforming this deck into a game-changer, and don't worry, I'm on a mission to spare you from any dumpster fire-related incidents. 🔥🚫 Let's rock this meeting!

[@Doozy_Titter]

Chatgpt, if it had a mental breakdown

[@catokeeffe]

Thanks! -Erin

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

ok 👍 sent from my iphone

[@MegJuniper]

HAHAHA

[@lm.2275]

Hi erin, per my last email I thought we already circled back on this. I believe there may have been a bump in the communication chain, let me know your thoughts. Best..

[@TheBetheenie]

I quit corporate a few months ago and this lingo is giving me PTSD 😂

[@MaxOakland]

What do you do now?

[@lm.2275]

Same. per my last email’d my way into unemployment ☠️

[@riga__mortis]

I quit my corporate job 2 years ago and I was still getting PTSD from this 😅

[@J33-k3s]

I hate corporate b.s.

[@elizabethhowlett1358]

​@@riga__mortis Omg me too 😂😂😂

[@MIGUEMIGUE123]

We need to talk about deliverables and expectations as we get into the first quarter

[@GenXBecks]

I'll send you a Teams invite to set our KPIs.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

@@GenXBecks We may need an ideation session where we circle back to determine our core deliverables.

[@Velereonics]

Lets get into those KPIs. I need everyone to be mentally present.

[@kaylinsmith6921]

Never thought I'd be grateful to work in healthcare, but I genuinely have zero clue what any of this means, and I'm so happy about that. I'll just keep to my bench of body fluids.

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

​@@Corbomite_Meatballs not the ideation session omg

[@kylietaylor396]

How does Trixie forget that Katya LOVES the name Christian??? They’ve discussed it 3 times already lmaooo

[@isoldaisnotok]

girl, two senior citizens talking

[@makeupdiaries6438]

I already forgot about it, but then again, I'm also old. Every iteration of their stories are always new to me.

[@kamilabbas671]

Q​@@isoldaisnotok

[@david5davidable]

Well, aren't you new to the pod.

[@OliverHeikkinen]

Because they're friends not fans who hang onto their words

[@Mezzy..]

29:00 katya was so overjoyed by trixie referencing bongos 😂

[@davidvento5481]

And a zoom “meth class” 😂

[@buttered--toast]

anytime trixie references a katya vocal stim she loses it 😂

[@ames_elaine]

having your friend pick up your stim is so fun

[@ellellios]

New Katya lore just dropped. Shoutout to her aunt Priscilla! Always love hearing about her family. Especially the icon Patricia!

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

icon Pat! Ran off to China for two weeks Pat!!

[@mariaokhapkina6971]

Sobbing at the title and description 😂, how come Katya is infinitely more fluent in corporate speak than I, an actual office worker of many years?

[@BelleAllBlack]

The ending 💀

[@Natalie_B98]

I love how calmly and quietly you two talk, some podcasts people just yell or laugh so loud it’s overwhelming

[@tenderizer]

I'd like to know more about how Trixie had spent the whole day thinking about her own psychic powers

[@RedSpade37]

We have Trixie Motel, now we need Trixie New Age Shoppe

[@thestreamdreamradiom2754]

Can I just say I find it really rude on these videos when people remark about katya being back on drugs or being ‘manic’ just because she has an exuberant personality: even if it’s well intentioned, it’s invasive. We are fortunate enough that she is open and eloquent about her struggles with addiction. They are both loved by fans and famous but at the end of the day they are real people who deserve privacy and respect. Don’t take their presence on this podcast for granted!

[@thestreamdreamradiom2754]

(I was including trixie in the They because they obviously are both bothered by their overbearing fans and try to be nice about it. People need to learn some boundaries)

[@JessTheory]

Yes❤ and as an adhd person,ppl think im manic when excessive talking and overstimulation are normal to me so I act more intense sometimes outwardly lol but inwardly im me and normal😂😢

[@Oozemoss]

29:00 Katya’s sheer joy and vindication at Trixie finally picking up the bit is so funny haha

[@letsalltakeawalk6906]

Katya really knows Corporate Erin's vids bar for bar, word for word

[@aaanycolour]

Sam Wheat

[@Nonsense_thepodcast]

Corporate talk makes the hunties and the divas feel like a fever dream

[@halfpine9952]

The archangel said to Katya: “McDonnnalllddssss”

[@1erin1]

Katya's skin looks so good, it looks like she sacrificed a child and drank their blood ❤ loves it

[@JustKenzaaa]

the mics matching katya and trixie makes me so happy

[@sara-nl6cx]

you guys introducing me to corporate erin is probs the most triggering event for me of this year. especially the bereavement policy video bc not only do i work in corporate america, not only is my name sara, but my grandfather just passed and i had to deal with taking off time this week to go to his funeral. 😍 so thx.

[@amber88565]

I’m sorry for your loss, I hope you enjoy your 1/2 day off

[@_Sameeeta_]

Seeing this title the night before having to wake up at 5am to -17°F feeling temps really reminds me that this podcast is one of the few things I regularly look forward to.

[@christinahek]

Worked in corporate life for 20 years before I ran screaming. The genius is that it’s only half a shade off from actual meetings and policies-even the bereavement policy broken down by how close the dead relative is.

[@OfficialPrettyLittleLiars]

“I want doctors with borders” has me gasping for air

[@latinoburger123]

I can’t wait until we all circle back around after this conversation

[@katharinafuchs1605]

Dude as a person working in advertising I can’t imagine actually watching all of Erin‘s videos WILLINGLY. I don’t think I‘ve ever finished a single one because they are so excruciatingly real to watch.

[@ellellios]

Always love learning about the memes & movies Trixie & Katya are obsessed with 😭

[@Mubz411]

Thank you for giving Lisa Beasley her flowers! She also does a great Lori Lightfoot (former mayor of Chicago).

[@IamLegionGreen]

Brunch and burn is basically wake and bake but later in the day

[@ULTIMATEINUYASHAFAN]

I will forever scream laugh at Simone Biles being everywhere and doing everything and having more jobs than Barbie, it gives me such joy. 😭😂❤️

[@shay0912]

I can def see Katya, as a Dominic in another universe.

[@alesamaa]

I know!!!

[@zoeyzamora1160]

in the black bowl cut

[@ryz333n8]

I love that the pod has turned into Katya showing us her favorite monologues of the week ooh there aint no other way

[@priscillarezagui6325]

Katya - “Did you say meth class?” Trixie -“You wish”😭

[@Ohheyykatiehart]

I need a compilation of every time Katya brings up Bobert. I die

[@taylifts]

The ads are normally so unserious and Katya's ad voice is so dialed in that I was listening and I genuinely thought an ad had started at first lol

[@jess57565]

my goodness i must say i am happy to see you ladies. i’m feeling quite disconnected from reality and needed y’all to help me further dissociate. love ya!

[@LKitsyK]

“Yes thank you for bringing that up we can definitely check into that and add it to next meetings agenda” *never checks into it and hopes we forget*

[@nikcamilleri2947]

the house bunny is so damn good and has such a sweet message

[@alesamaa]

corporate lingo, anna faris, eating so hard they invented grocery stores, clueless analysis, john mcclean mention, maternity leave in dif countries, DOMINIC!!! this was one of my fave episodes!!!

[@samuelblack1687]

I want home decor that says "Circle back, Follow-up, Close the loop"

[@katiewirch1105]

I work in corporate America & I watch this on my lunch break every week & it was not the glorious escape from reality that it normally is for me but love yall anyways

[@kelsonl6084]

“Ive never done brand deals cus I’m too sexy, they’re gonna sell out, that can’t keep up the manufacturing so they don’t even approach me” fucking katya lmao 😂

[@dyms2034]

The description deserves an award 😂😂😭😭

[@makenakimball1163]

You know this shits gunna be good bc of their faces in the thumbnail 😂😂

[@puppypundit]

Big Boop-Doop energy.

[@mackenzie1845]

Omg im so obsessed with Corporate Erin tiktoks lol, shes a genius. I spent hours watching it just like Katya

[@BaddeGrasse]

Oh Katya thank you for saying unhoused is patronising - ive been getting sick of rolling my eyes at people avoiding addressing homelessness by name out of fake allyship 😂

[@poeticlyfonetic]

As someone who has experienced homelessness, I've been shamed by middle class people at work for not saying "unhoused" people. I was in the position of having to out myself or follow along and it felt humiliating!

[@310BPM]

*shrug* both are fine, as a chronically unhoused person, just don't call us hobos or tramps or beggars lmao,, "unhoused" can easily be patronizing, but it depends on the intent of the person saying it tbh,,🥲🥲🥲

[@kelsseyjoy]

As a nonprofit worker, I can say that the nonprofit boss lady is SO accurate.

[@prozierozie5692]

Unhinged behavior emanating from the description lmao

[@pri.sci.lla.]

I love that Katya has an aunt Priscilla 😍

[@avoecatherine2254]

as a corporate girlie, I am HERE FOR THIS!!! incredibly relatable yet slightly traumatic when I hear trixie say “cameras on” as I mentally prepare for my next call ❤️

[@jus3lam]

trixie's accent saying "basically" at 15:26 is so wisconsin

[@bi_smth]

That description below 😭

[@sketchtheparadigmyork1217]

I feel like Katya hasn’t actually seen scream she just has an idea of what she thinks it is lol

[@byblispersephone2.094]

Contrary to Trixie’s statement at 37:10, Priscilla is indeed a Biblical name

[@paracletelux]

Thank you, I was going to say! Priscilla is mentioned in 4 different books of the New Testament; it’s as biblical a name as Mary is.

[@blakeanderson1997]

I love them so much. Love that a pod comes out every week.

[@nbk5d2c]

Katya is looking so great. Healthy and fit. ❤

[@kevingirard7844]

Katya’s skin looks so flawless, it’s amazing.

[@MikeyMile5411]

I bet Trixie and Katya would love "boss and CEO" on TikTok They do the same kinda "business" memes they were laughing about

[@victorscsu]

Katya wearing a full face of makeup and the new colour coordinated microphones?? The movies are BACK

[@Wes_94]

I seriously love when you two talk about movies ♥️♥️♥️

[@mcarter4421]

I am SO glad you watch corporate Erin. She's amazing!!!

[@noalarm2]

This is the best description on any episode

[@hopefulnice]

Thank you, Katya, for your take on the Scream films. I've never felt understood like this before.

[@CoastersandPop]

Always be authentic, truthful and compassionate when letting people go, so they can choose whether to learn or not, corporate speak is jargon to make people sound like they know what they’re talking about when they often don’t.

[@dihboas]

I LOVE when they go on this rabbit hole of speaking about movies and tv shows, it is sooooo entertaining 😂

[@JessTheory]

Had a rock-bottom day tbh. This is the only thing I can watch bc you are good people❤ thank you for being my happy place

[@jazzmyn5804]

LOVE that you all found Corporate Erin and Lisa Beasley!

[@january1494]

It was thrilling and intoxicating seeing Trixie roll and slither up onto the stage in Denver 🥰

[@emmagsfa]

anna faris in just friends is one of my favorite performances. she is SO insane and sells it so well

[@edgaravalos8198]

I came into this episode not understanding the title at all and now re reading it made me bust out laughing

[@Aloon1999]

These two and their colored mics are honestly a serve.

[@samalan1274]

Listening to this episode WHILE working at my corporate owned job is sooooo cathartic

[@GeorgeAlexander3110]

I was hoping they’d mention Boss and CEO too!! “Your bills has been affected”

[@mersumrtym]

Truly, when I was in college, my professors said, yeah we can teach you how stuff works but 80% of the battle when you jump into the workforce is learning the language... They weren't wrong!!

[@Juliianneabad]

Katya was holding us hostage with that recording!

[@mallaymusic3023]

Yeah that was… long.

[@Wizard_of_Bong]

love how this podcast always evolves into a filim discussion, I am so here for it

[@abigailjolene]

The better help ad when I’m crying while watching this

[@olcia2701]

one of my favourites episodes!

[@lad9732]

I love that trixis mentioned the octomum cos it means she just filmed pit stop for ep3

[@dominicfromgermany]

So, we all agree the special guest next week is gonna be Simone Biles, right?

[@JG-jy7pe]

"all he does is walk to his office from another office" LMFAOOOOOO

[@chrissgarcia555]

Omg I can’t believe they shouted out Corporate Erin!!! I love her recently got into her this past week 😭💗💗💗

[@willwegner464]

After y'all said she's bald, I got it in my head y'all were saying Lisa be balding...and when I searched, she was still the first suggestion. so thanks for that.

[@hollywornstaff2387]

Why did I read the description in Katya's voice without even trying

[@isubizu]

UGH Corporate Erin has such a melodic and girlbossy tone I completely understand falling asleep to this queen

[@anjalipatnana3549]

The amount of edits on tiktok of u guys are crazy but, they are amazing

[@AmbroseReed]

loved Katy's asmr hour recounting this healer experience

[@Dooodoo]

Katya naming my entire extended Roman Catholic family made me scream 😂 37:15

[@1erin1]

Katya's skin looks so good !

[@LoveGemma]

Oh my gosh I was in the audience in Denver and I was hoping you would talk about the drunk lady!!

[@awoFalase]

Erin is brilliant. It’s so on point! 🤣😂🤣

[@Labyrinth22]

I love Trixie talking about “my husband in my head” Kyle Gallner in The Passenger. Such a great film.😍💜

[@TheSimpleStella]

As someone that lives in Vermont, spring is the WORST season. The snow melts, it snows again and repeat. It’s still cold, mud everywhere, and the trees and flowers don’t bloom until May and then it’s pretty much summer anyway

[@missalboogie]

I’m so happy Lisa Beasley is here in this Trixie/Katya world. It is my happy place.

[@Russianbabii]

My daddy, RIP…was a coach and then became a superintendent. It’s just amazing. He also got a PHD and just was one of the smartest people I knew.

[@TheMorrigan333]

Katya: when was the last time you were jealous? Katya 0.01 seconds later: changes the subject

[@anniee5487]

they are so right about maternity leave in sweden. i was born in the US and we moved back to sweden when i was a year and a half and my moms new job gave her full maternity as if i wasnt already in daycare. she used it for long vacations til i was 8.

[@dukemarine3425]

Yass! Love a deep psychological reading of Clueless!

[@Dangermouse8645]

"I want doctors WITH borders" Trixie takes me out out of nowhere mawma.