When You Need the Endurance to Persevere, It’s Trimix! w/ Trixie & Katya | The Bald & the Beautiful

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F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, RuPaul’s Drag Race veterans Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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[@Rckrbelle]

"I missed the 2000 Olympics- cause I was being Goth" is one of the best Katya lines I've heard 😂

[@kim.96]

i’m going to start using “being goth” as an excuse to miss events

[@hollyturner5368]

Me in my early 20's 😂

[@ezogh3826]

I lost my shit at “I missed the … olympics because I was Goth” 😂

[@erintheokay]

Reminded me of Nandor on "What We Do in the Shadows." "I was being a vapor."

[@yandere_1452]

Sorry I'm being goth I can't come to your birthday

[@mahado.d.ishigami]

Hahahahaha this comment cracked me up 😂

[@haessun]

trixie referring to her bf by his full legal name takes me out every time

[@nataliegiles2554]

I think she does that because she's actually referring to another friend named David!

[@hv9460]

"kids cant handle smoking, but they can be chased by yetis?!" the context needed for this quote is insane

[@faith8090]

thanks obama 🙄

[@KingOfGaymes]

Same energy as “melting ice caps drown my babies, oops”

[@shalianasaharudin1402]

the way they already had a conversation about the johnny gown and trixie is still asking her what it is 😭😭😭

[@mmcoe]

I had the exact same thought, they had this conversation at a live show

[@eflarsen]

you know they don't remember the stories they've told each other, which is why they tell the same stories all the time.

[@KDHRproductions]

When they started I was like “this can’t possibly be the same story” and mama it was 😂

[@cheyenneoakes3250]

I thought I was having déjà vu

[@celene48]

they were talking a super bowl party so this must’ve been filmed before they taped the live show where they really fleshed out that johnny gown joke

[@Imberis]

I love that Katya thinks her nephew is the cutest child in the world... because he looks just like her. It's perfect.

[@voodoomamajuju8485]

1:31 pod starts 21:45 end of first ad break 38:55 end of second ad break

[@gingerdog8203]

Ty smmm

[@placebo9127]

king

[@yorith5994]

why would you skip cher's ad??

[@cindybauer3107]

I love that Trixie always uses her boyfriend's full name when she talks about him

[@hv9460]

like shes name dropping an A list celeb

[@neutralman9124]

@@hv9460 Thats the star of Trixie Motel, thank you very much.

[@abbie6195]

Isn't it just David?

[@elenazorzolirossi4236]

Cher doing the ad for Squarespace is why the internet is a magical place 😂

[@niRtywa_starcvnt]

it broke me hahaha

[@jolisamasucol5259]

Came to comments for this, Cher fans

[@call_me_maybe5760]

That Cher was truly homophobic 😂

[@nils1884]

That part KILLED me

[@dcla16able]

For my future records @ 19:53

[@musicbycarolinebauer]

Not Trixie suddenly having empathy for parents of crying babies. Love that for her.

[@mmagalhaesg]

just last week I watched an episode of uhnnnn where Katia tells her she's sure Trixie will end up having kids one day, and i think this is the first step in that direction

[@MarcosIsABaritone]

Well, Trixie is one of those people who ALWAYS has to be DOING something and often is HAS to be something SIGNIFICANT. Plus, people like her often want to rectify and make up for their negligent and abusive upbringing by proxy of nurturing and supporting children of their own.

[@plasticjesus444]

@@MarcosIsABaritone wtf are you talking about

[@MarcosIsABaritone]

@@plasticjesus444 Applying psychology to the facts in evidence. Just a fairly common, pop psychological analysis.

[@Irishgui83]

​@@MarcosIsABaritone armchair psychology at its finest 👌

[@alexmckinnon6566]

The thing Katya said about missing the Olympics because of "being goth", and there being no venn diagram crossover sounded so ridiculous, but was so relatable for me. 😂

[@Cellardoor_]

It's so relatable as a goth kid and still goth on the inside.

[@N0V4K5]

If you hate GreenChef 1:30 Two in a row? Wow sis. 21:41 BetterHelp yourself to the end of the ad 💁🏼‍♂️ 38:54

[@janegundacker3826]

trixie has limitless internet knowledge and loves pulling out a “there’s only one thing worse than a predator…a child” vibe reference only for katya to miss the point completely and keep barreling through her story.

[@imeowmeow4868]

one of my favorite videos i ALWAYS think about that.

[@SOFIA_RETA]

Did you see last episode of uhnn where she quoted Kate McCartney from “the katering show” when she said “hot wet rice?” It was a gorge reference

[@julesc1989]

Wasnt even a vine, just a clip from a Brandon Rogers vid

[@bendergirl12toph]

@@SOFIA_RETA KATERING SHOW WAS PEAK HUMOR and so underrated, i cant believe trixie watched it

[@dphitch1155]

I think the MJ conversation early on in the episode brought that on, too, lol😅

[@lo7173]

Katya not knowing what tee ball is and trixie not knowing what ninja class is explains them both perfectly

[@rachelzeke]

What’s the tea bald?

[@RNCHFND]

@@rachelzeke Baseball without the pitcher, she explained it

[@lol_kaye]

Trixie not mentioning Orville Peck when naming male singers 😭

[@seanmougier9185]

I was just screaming him saying why 😭😭

[@mrsclark78]

And then also saying he doesn't really care for Roy Orbison who has a definite similar vocal style 😅

[@TB-up1jz]

@@mrsclark78similar vocal style ≠ same music/sound

[@RNCHFND]

Not gonna lie, I love him but he has something like 4 great songs and everything else is pretty meh

[@foster2095]

hell hath no fury like trixie experiencing a minor inconvenience

[@alyssamosey1831]

“He was 2 so, old enough to know better” 😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@vonsonline3690]

trixie: *says something* katya: *laughs get more intense if trixie says it again*

[@namehere6544]

Trixie: *already points something out* You: *repeating in the comments as if it's new*

[@mariya_tortilla]

@@namehere6544 aww, somebodys fussy 👶

[@namehere6544]

@@mariya_tortilla I just like originality 🤡

[@saucytruffle4738]

@@namehere6544 these two queens repeat the same 5 jokes and stories, I think this fanbase is okay with a lack of originality 🤡

[@namehere6544]

@@saucytruffle4738 do you not read? I said *i* like originality. 😁

[@vonsonline3690]

i think katyas laugh is a new infectious disease 💀💀💀

[@Gabs.rivers]

Katya IS an infectious disease

[@namehere6544]

New c*vid strain

[@jssenguyen3277]

I’ve begun laughing like trixie. Recently I went to a bar and when I laughed everyone turned around as if I killed someone.

[@rainbowaxolotl288]

Yekaterina Pestis lmao

[@brineferry7032]

😐

[@adrienthealien3248]

10:50 trixie saying she should have been a disco singer…there’s still time!! drop the disco album sis

[@honeybadgergrrl77]

My sister and her husband had to fly from Vietnam to Dallas with their baby. She said that it was so awful, at various points throughout the flight either her or her husband would just start sobbing, right along with the baby.

[@JustinFriello]

“I missed the 2000 Olympics because I was being goth” is one of the craziest sentences ever uttered.

[@bayliemcmahon3266]

justice for paris goebel!! rihanna’s choreographer, also does all of the fenty fashion shows AND j lo’s halftime. an ICON 🤩

[@gayZ99]

She truly is an icon

[@badkittyamy]

As soon as they were like it would probably be hard to find I was screaming. Like no it's Parris and she's amazing.

[@fleurissime]

Yes!! I hope Katya sees this thread so she can learn about Paris’ magic!!!

[@speakaboxx07]

Katya & Trixie need to go into a Parris Goebel rabbit hole, The Royal Family Dance Crew, Request Dance Crew, Sorority Dance Crew!!

[@NathaliRodCue]

Katya is correct about the love for a niece or nephew because my energy to kids is always the Trixie glare unless it’s my niece or nephew whom I love to death but only have to see for little pockets of time 💕

[@TheNormExperience]

Same! Niblings are the best because you get to delight in them and the time you spend with them, and then you get to return them to their parents at the end of it. It’s all the fun, with none of the responsibility 😂 Plus, my niece is amazing - she is all of 5, and will READ ME FOR FILTH! I called her bossy the other day, and without skipping a beat she says, “Like YOU!” I mean…she’s not wrong😅😅😅

[@chrisblevins5143]

It's true. I hate kids. Period. But, I can tolerate and somewhat enjoy my nephews company, especially now that he's older and can talk about something other than toys or cartoons. But, small amounts of time only.

[@dolly20ify]

Why are you glaring at random kids?

[@MarcosIsABaritone]

@@TheNormExperience Hahaha

[@MarcosIsABaritone]

@@dolly20ify Probably because they are being loud and obnoxious.

[@mattyfromhell]

When they last discussed giving warning when coming near the end of the episode we should've known it would mean making a segway into turd talk and then still abruptly ending with "well, bye"

[@tinybeeboots2037]

"I missed the 2000's olympics... because I was being goth" MADE ME SPIT OUT MY DRINK

[@shynye]

When Trixie started screaming I laughed so hard 😭 😆 I knew a reenactment of the child on the plane was coming but it still got me, and Katya's reaction is everything 😍

[@unlovableghost]

loboda's yellow suit 😂 poor katya, she's scarred for good

[@katjau_]

"well rigor morris" 😭 still makes me laugh every time I see it

[@faith8090]

“meanwhile, trixie has been FOUND missing.” lmao katyaaaa???? the fact that she didn’t catch it made it even funnier

[@sydneykuiper4669]

i love how every single time trixie does the Fred Schneider voice katya laughs every time

[@jpepper33]

“I missed the 2000 olympics because I was being goth” 🤣 LEGEND 🙌🏻

[@annilulu]

The funniest part for me about the Yeti ride is that for me, a person who uses glasses, experimented that ride and left 100% non-traumatized, because I didn't see anything properly.

[@dlwlrma84]

Same but this also applies to every other fast ride because if I keep my glasses on they’ll just fly off my face mid ride

[@codirennke1109]

Ok so what do yall do with your glasses on the ride? I'm always afraid they get crushed in my pocket or I'll drop them on accident. It's a problem I dont think of until I step on the ride then have a panic attack about what to do.

[@delta_atled]

trixie's baby scream made me cry laughing

[@gagemxd]

The way Trixie says David Silver is really giving Lisa Rinna saying Harry Hamlin

[@Blakiedoo]

PLEAAAAAASE😭😭😭

[@ataliesimpson]

You know what upsets me about that kid crying on your flight Trixie. As a parent, I can tell from what you are describing that kid had an ear infection and was in severe pain and the parents KNEW IT and took them on the plane pain med free. SHOULD HAVE given pain meds. I know what it’s like flying with a baby. But I ALSO know how to give BABY NIGHTTIME TYLENOL to my child in pain. I said what I said.

[@jrb8308]

Fun fact : DEVO has donated almost all of their “Whip It” royalties to several non profit orgs

[@Staggs2200]

I'm a straight cis man and even though I don't know whats happening half the time I still love listening to these 2. They're hilarious

[@user-id3bu4vn8q]

Cis is a SLUR stop saying that word

[@Blakiedoo]

i always wondered if they had straight viewers just solely for their humor lol

[@heathersayles6670]

Tracy's singing face absolutely sent me, almost choked on my breakfast 😂

[@gabriellewalker7922]

Trixie's face at 7:36 had me on the floor 😭😭😭

[@KweenKimberly]

I’ve never SEEN & HEARD Katya more than when she talked about smoking at Disneyland 🚬😮‍💨

[@mette4666]

missing the 2000 olymp ics because you were being goth is so relatable. i missed the beijing oplympics because i was busy being emo D:

[@HayleyRE]

"She wore a yellow suit." This needs to be Katya merch.

[@josephcarolan5527]

I think including in this video Katya has mentioned tori Amos twice but every time she does I literally do a front flip with happiness because it is wild to me that my favourite drag queen knows my favourite singer

[@beevonerd]

Verrrry that. Love it.

[@lll000l00o]

tori’s music and persona is a reoccurring theme on the Nymphowars podcast (1/2 of which is Macy Rodman) and Katya adores it

[@colinpsykes]

I bet the arc of Tori Amos appreciation within the greater Trixie and Katya multiverse will be like that of Björk, Hole/Courtney Love, and Lana del Rey. There’s always a cool thing that Katya liked when it was au courant or bubbling under, which Trixie has complete and total ignorance of and does not seem to care to learn more. Then, two-to-five years following Katya’s passing, off hand references, Trixie becomes a “stan” of that thing (in her own opinion.) Give it time, friend! Tori Amos will be a thing on the pod eventually

[@shoshnane]

They didn’t mention Orville as a male singer!! Saw him live and his voice is like butterrrrrr

[@hamilcross]

trying to catch him at outside lands!! he sounds so great on recordings i can’t imagine how awesome he sounds live

[@AleCampos1294]

When are we getting Brandon and Eden on the Pod?

[@carlosjones4177]

5:32 Katyas laugh 🤌🤌🤌

[@sveipr6516]

The choreographer for Rihanna's halftime show was Paris Goebel! She choregraphs a lot for the popstars and even did Jlo's sections of their superbowl.

[@aliciaf1055]

I love that Katya is just completely baffled by collecting. It's just so alien.

[@JasJ8]

Trixie: I should have been a disco singer. (Proceeds to "sing") Katya:

[@staceycameron4157]

Maybe people NEED Rhianna to have another album. There's something about her music that feeds the soul - probably because she's a Pisces. ♥🧜‍♀

[@user-tt5xj5ib1e]

Considering Walt smoked 60 cigarettes a day as well as cigars, Disneyland should have a whole damn land dedicated to smokers :) 🤔🐭🚬😆😂

[@chummymummy]

Im 30 and I truly realised I wasnt young anymore when I went to Trixie & Katya live in Wellington, NZ and I cried in the openning not because I was excited to see my favourite drag but because it was so loud. The show was worth it but I did complain that the seat gave me back pain for days after.

[@jnknknk]

“It was a clam!”

[@elkenenvy]

End of 1st Ad read: 1:35 End of 2nd Ad Read: 21:46 End of 3rd Ad Read: 38:55

[@rossanovigna6275]

13:40 you see me at the music festivals doing about 15 costume reveals, and then you see Adore singing in a t-shirt

[@TheFloon]

Hearing Trixie describe that Yeti vs watching a PoV ride video and actually seeing it made me bust out laughing. It goes by so fast that it's hard to imagine it making such an impact on someone!

[@MarcosIsABaritone]

It's like most people with non-common phobias. The are largely dramatized and aggrandized so the person "suffering" from the "phobia" can seem, or at least feel, singular and special.

[@pretzelmaker3122]

@@MarcosIsABaritone Are you implying phobias aren't real? What are the quotes doing in that sentence? A true phobia gives a reaction that is severe and repeatable. Nothing special about them other than they are terrifying for the people experiencing them. We should all be empathetic enough that trauma doesn't need to be aggrandized so it makes sense to the less human.

[@MarcosIsABaritone]

@@pretzelmaker3122 I was not implying phobias, in general, are not real. Instead, I assert there are "true phobias", as you mentioned, and there are pseudo-phobias, which are cultivated and embellished, whether consciously or not, and discussed and performed with exaggeration.

[@anaportillo2619]

Looking forward to the summer season pods! Trixie's pool and Katya's backyard! Sunsets! Drinks with umbrellas!

[@MrMax2119]

I know Devo but I’m so entrenched in these two that I literally heard Trixie saying “Diva!” at 15:34

[@anastasiatano4461]

Trixie spoke the truth about Rihanna

[@jmcmontanheiro]

The Trixie glare is everything!! I'm gonna frame it and hang it over my desk at work so people know how I'm feeling always

[@katscott773]

Paris Jackson is stunning, and she's actually a well established musician that plays the guitar 😂 love her song dead sea 🙌🏼

[@OccamsSledgehammer]

No!! Katya’s brain in Katya’s body! We love you!

[@MopWater777]

Hozier’s got new music out. Incredible male vocalist in my unqualified opinion

[@b.africa1348]

Trixie and Katy talking about Rihanna’s music is too funny 😂👵🏻👵🏻

[@user-mh6lj3ox8b]

whenever these women speak about music i get reminded that theyre very caucasian

[@vivianjule]

Aw I'm really going to miss the old cover photo with the cups and strings 😢

[@kellybblanchard]

take one, leave one.... Lol, I was listening and am now watching again and caught the Tori Amos china reference, "...I can feel the distance... getting close..." 😂

[@florida2952]

Trixie is the canvas and Katya is the paint 🎨

[@LxUxNxA]

I absolutely ADORE listening to you two talking. Makes my day when there’s an upload I’d love To know if you prefer making these and just chatting freely for a hour than with a focused topic on ‘UNNNhhh’ ? I could listen to you guys all day 😃 thanks for making these ✨✨💙

[@foreverwander0320]

I once (ONCE) took an 18 month hold on a 1 hour flight. Thought we could distract him. Had the suckers, toys, iPad… we even gave him Benadryl ahead of time. It didn’t matter. He screamed the whole time. Horrific and embarrassing. Never tried again.

[@naynay-fi7iv]

hahahaha To the person who says 'you don't know what it's like to fly with a baby'.... I disagree!!! We all know, cos we all had to listen to your baby screaming the entire time. hahaha

[@xio8487]

Lmfaoooooo “ and he’s cute?” Omg lmaoooooo Trixie is so ridiculous

[@teralmiles]

Can we talk about Katya’s legendary wheezing now going to the next level with an added snort or two?

[@zestylollipop]

I love the new branding/photos! Y'all look flawless as always

[@ellellio]

Love the new photos!

[@naninana1347]

I don’t know how many times I’ve listened to Cher’s SS ad since this episode was released

[@aaubreyy]

i was skipping through the ads and i heard tricia go “HEY BITCH” in her cher voice and you best believe i skipped back to listen to the full thing

[@clammycammy7024]

started watching a few days ago and i’m quickly becoming obsessed 😭😂

[@pillowvibes]

the new ad screen and logo look so good, I live for the black and silver

[@sue4518]

15:50 Rihanna’s choreograph is Parris Goebler she is the best in the biz apparently her rehearsals are on KZbin

[@sue4518]

I meant choreographer

[@christinemontero922]

this pod makes me soooooo happy

[@chloec3837]

As a vintage camera collector, I’ve never felt so close to Trixy as when she talks about doll collecting.

[@harleenvanblair5229]

What is the camera for you that is an original 1959 Barbie to Trixie?

[@simplicitylost]

I love when Trixie does the voices for the ad-reads.

[@gabriellewear3080]

All the things we know Katya's done bc she's told us & the drag queen w a beard is too crazy for her!!😂😂😂

[@lovableasshole]

I genuinely don't understand why Trixie didn't get the light switches covered or painted in the same pattern. It seems like a thing she would do.

[@adamtravis9380]

This was one of the funniest episodes of the entire podcast hahahaha

[@thynErro]

That Cher square space ad had me laughing, crying, and a coughing fit.

[@andreah7284]

Easily the funniest episode. Thanks, ladies. 💖

[@alexmalex82]

I love the love Trixie gives to Bob

[@MRgreylux]

If you still have some of the wallpaper, you can use it to cover the switch plates and they’ll blend into the background 🪄

[@Katelyn.Eby1215]

PS loving the casual sweatpants, socks, and hats looks🥰 very endearing!

[@SantiagoChavez]

Damn this are really stockpiled, the super bowl

[@snowbubble004]

I would love an ad done in the Dr.Phil voice 😂😂😂

[@ermer]

Betterhelp

[@gayZ99]

Omg a better help ad in Dr Phil voice pls

[@Katelyn.Eby1215]

Love you both SO much!!! Tired, corny, and PLAYED OUT. 😂😘

[@kelv4468]

one potential explanation for the baby's banshee wailing on that plane that I can think of is if they're like me and have HORRIBLE sinus related problems on planes and by horrible I mean feeling like your eyes and inner ear are being smashed under a hydraulic press

[@taylorlin8053]

I've watched this three times now it is such a good episode lmfao it had me laughing so hard!! I love you both so much

[@smsthingz8835]

I freaking love you guys. you bring me so much joy i cant even. my mom died last year and i watch you to laugh my ass off everyday. thankyou thank you thank you come to maine and i will show you around!! Yazzz babies!

[@saraee1234567]

"I don't love men's voices" wow so relatable 😂

[@marypurpura4692]

Love the new graphic!!