Cis-Fire, A Hunchback Parody: /v/ - The Musical

[@njyankeesfan]

"Nevermind. Get out, stop raping me" Can't find my sides.

[@JubJubProductionsOFFICIAL]

+njyankeesfan These sides have seems some shit, but no shit like the quality of this. The void now owns my sides and I shall never have them returned.

[@AlbertoSantosDumont819]

"never mind get out stop raping me." My sides left orbit.

[@keithfilibeck2390]

"get out.. get out, stop raping me" my Sides contained.. until this moment.

[@robinchwan]

watch out or you'll lose bladder control!

[@Aristocles22]

Keith Filibeck In their minds, disagreement = offense = harassment = rape. That's why social justice warriors are so damn annoying.

[@storba3860]

The portrayal of social justice as a religion is very fitting.

[@spinner2168]

Neil Druckmann alone in the Naughty Dog HQ be like...

[@BananaChicken21]

It's both funny and sad (but mostly sad) that this video is 6 years old and still relevant to this day

[@hyperturbofox17]

This video is ahead of it's time

[@SteelChains]

''Get out, stop raping me.'' Sides.

[@lorenzofranzese7627]

Mines are gone forever.

[@popocake]

oh woah, 10 years already

[@BananaChicken21]

And sadly, it’s still just as relevant as back then. In fact, it just gets worse with each passing year

[@mrsaladmonday4400]

"Never mind, get out. Stop raping me!" I completely and unequivocally lost it at that point. Damned entertaining stuff.

[@Darenz-cg9zg]

Cockvagian amogus.

[@SargonofAkkad]

[standing ovation intensifies]

[@YorkieExtremist]

Im sharing this so hard

[@ramzarugliabeoulve]

You're quite a year late, Sargon. XD We are still in standing ovation since this song was uploaded! :3

[@aac74]

we need tumblr the musical !

[@ramzarugliabeoulve]

adrian adrian Dude, Tumblr hates hard work!

[@phillipj.benson9497]

I know, right? This guy had some serious vocals.

[@Lo-pingOrg]

I'd like to thank all you racist, sexist, oppressive, privileged CISHETS for pushing this video past 60,000. It brings me warmth to the very bottom of my otherkiin heart. I sincerely hope this video has shamed and inspired (I like to call it shamespired) you all to change your intolerant ways and accept our way of thinking. The right way of thinking. Because if you don't, you're literally worse than the murderous clowns and rapists who made Dragon's Crown. Don't kink-shame me, bro.

[@drmythbusters]

Remember, check your privilege

[@axe863]

Asshole. The word "and" is a trigger for me.

[@brucegoldberg3759]

axe863 The word "Trigger" is a trigger for me. Pls edit your comment or I will get the ACLU to sue you and your entire cis privileged family.

[@axe863]

I'm a zombie otherkin unicorn. Check your living human privilege.

[@Titleknown]

Killian Long Yeahhhhh, shitting on people with PTSD who just want a little kindness to help them not go into brutally miserable makes you feel like a big man, don't it? Maybe next you'll try to pick a fight with the orphans or the limbless puppies or the orphaned limbless puppies. You retrobate.

[@jasonisrobin234]

It's been two years and this is still heavenly to my ears. Thanks, Lo-Ping.

[@corundumkrabble5035]

"... I don't even like games" This line really makes the whole song

[@Gorshum]

This is actually really amazing.

[@Lo-pingOrg]

T. Hanks

[@Batchan]

***** Thanks, Hanks. Thanks.

[@HouYi-b6g]

replace sorceress and Dragon's Crown with Eve and Stellar Blade and its basically unchanged a decade later.

[@sebastiann.8088]

Lmao so true

[@blissfulbabybatter]

Made during gamer gate and still held up in 2024

[@mattgieslerrocks]

This is still a relevant classic to this day.

[@LasDesventurasdeVirus]

This anon has a hell of a voice.

[@lethostormcrow3142]

Hotwheels is Quasimodo. Mercedes Carrera is Esmeralda. Mike Cernovich is Phoebus. Milo is Clopin. Not surprisingly Jonathan McIntosh is Frollo. TotalBiscuit is the Archdeacon. Vivian James, /v/ and The Sea Lion are the Gargoyles.

[@raininess]

X'D "Their skirts unable to contain DAT AAAAAAAAASS" is such a brilliant line, I love it.

[@johnnygreenface]

God i miss when times were simpler

[@Cruz7471]

Congrats on winning the award. The whole album was pretty good, but this song was definitely the best.

[@Lo-pingOrg]

No it wasn't. My colleagues over at "Tough to be the Press" were robbed. ROBBED!

[@berserkchip]

"Screeeeeeeeam" should have been replaced with "Doooooooooox"

[@Aristocles22]

That's a more recent development. Hard to believe this video is over half a decade old.

[@NikolasoGames]

They can't dox, maybe they'd rather consider becoming an hero instead

[@MysteryAC]

I was amazed all the way through, but that ending. 100/10 you are a true Soprano.

[@Vihara2]

vocally he could have done a better job if he cut down some of the useless words and didn't have to rapidly trot out words, interupted his flow alot, brilliant singer, i wish he made more than 2 /v/ songs ;_;

[@arsnakehert]

This is the best sung scene in the /v/ - The Musical playlist. 10/10 it's a fucking masterpiece.

[@halifaxsteppenwulf7980]

The cover 10 bux of the RHCP song Can't Stop is also fantastic

[@gwadpot]

Halifax Steppenwulf YES. 10Bux was AMAZING.

[@2rad2paytaxes]

There’s a very fine line between shitposting and art and this walks that line so beautifully...seriously these vocals have me shook

[@PeepPL]

I fucking lost it at "get out, stop raping me"

[@Rangernewb5550]

That ending never fails to give me Goosebumps and make me smile

[@Shippoyasha]

Blessed be to Anita. For she has seen this video and anointed it to be.... CIS Privileged.

[@Recoveryanonymous]

I'll say.

[@XboxGamer220]

And bless thou Lord McIntosh, for he has shown me the Way and the Light. He who revealed to us all the Truth and protects us from the Patriarchy. So vile a creature It is, the Shadow it casts covers all Video Games. Praise be to thee whose Wisdom pushes back against this Shadow and redeems us of all our privilege. Wah-men.

[@robinchwan]

you mean normal ? if you mean normal then say normal :P

[@stainp]

Man I love how dated references of Gone Home are. The only people I see bring it up nowadays, which is extremely rare, do in negative light. You might think, oh well, it's an older game at this point. There are dozens of games from three years ago that still get a lot of attention, not just huge AAA games like GTA V, but Hotline Miami, Terraria, even Papers Please still gets brought up. It's like the game just ceased to be after tabloid rags like Kotaku and Polygon stopped shilling it so hard.

[@superraiden]

"Get out, stop raping me!" HAHA

[@AngryNerdBird]

Only Cis-lords deal in absolutes.

[@Doc_Fun]

DON'T DO IT ANAKIN, I HAVE THE MORAL HIGHGROUND

[@psmt1234]

Dr. Fun YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY COMMON SENSE!!!

[@AngryNerdBird]

My SNES is anything but COMMON, thank you! edit: Oh nice, way to fix your error and make me look crazy. :P

[@tryingdieing]

Isn't that statment absolute.

[@AngryNerdBird]

tryingdieing It's just a parody of the phrase "Only sith lords deal in absolutes" which was one of the more memorable terrible lines from the Star Wars prequels.

[@Rhalmarius]

>the /v/ musical is almost a year old Kill me. Hopefully we do another musical this year.

[@catelyn719]

the guy who sang this one has a beautiful voice I just can't get over it.

[@kamilabasia1496]

It's depressing that 9 years later this parody song is still very relevant, but it's a Twitter loonies instead of Tumblr now. Heck, the situation it's even WORSE these days, it's beyond video games. Now almost every Hollywood movie is 'woke' and unwatchable, especially the Disney ones.

[@killgriffinnow]

The days have gone down in the west. How did it come to this?

[@unlimited971]

​@@killgriffinnowbecause of you.

[@sticklyboi]

still holds up, still relevant today too

[@sovereignskeletonspider5601]

WHY HAVE I JUST STUMBLED ACROSS THIS MASTERPIECE NOW?! This is amazing!!! QuQ

[@KefkaJr]

>Pan up to stained glass window >Gothic Parisian skyline >Tumblr That got the biggest lol from me

[@Rasengan9000ttt]

This was my first introduction to the plague that would become the SJW movement. Lo-Ping is a legend!

[@FarelForever]

The jump from religious fanaticism to social justice is less than a hop away

[@newdoom3]

I hope this fucking wins. jesus christ I love this.

[@ShudderflyREAL]

I laughed really hard at "Nevermind, get out, stop raping me"

[@ArtistLisaM]

I kinda wanna do a cover of this. Well done, good sir. Well fucking done. *gives standing ovation*

[@justanonymouslycommenting5390]

You should! (giving credit, of course. :3)

[@raven6606]

Seriously though, that last bar, where he screams is even better than the song that's being covered. OperaAnon has some goddamn talent

[@Leiforp]

nine years ago and stll the most relevant cultural piece on the internet

[@SpectacularName]

It's brilliant. As a white, cisgendered male, I can appreciate oppressing females in any form.

[@bingus646]

Cisgender isn't a word.

[@SpectacularName]

Acknowledged, response pending..., QUIT OPPRESSING ME.

[@bingus646]

SpectacularName OPPRESS IS MY TRIGGER WORD

[@SpectacularName]

Trigger is my trigger word, try warning me now!

[@bingus646]

SpectacularName OMG IM LGBTYUSAQODS AND YOUR NOT RECOGNIZING ME IM BLOGGING NOW

[@LaPimpernelle]

That last note was too good for a 4chan parody song.

[@YouAreStillNotablaze]

Aw man, back when I worked customer service at the HD I had someone threaten to put me in her blog, took my name, the manager's name, said it was going to be a shitstorm, lol. All because we don't take back air conditioners after summer.

[@Deathfromabove5]

" Get out, stop raping me " Get's me Everytime

[@berserkchip]

Also I really wanted it to say "Cater to my life views or else I'll tell my MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM" but I suppose blogs is more accurate.

[@gregormcscrungus9727]

I guess he succeeded in this timeline

[@vendrick4571]

How the fuck are these not viral????

[@SelenaC_anime]

I found this on tumblr a while ago, but didn't click the video. Now that I have seen it... Your voice is FABULOUS

[@marko-gj1uj]

I forgot that even before 2014 SJWs were a thing.

[@Brojo-Jojo]

This needs a rerecording. I would pay money for this with well recorded singing.

[@Lo-pingOrg]

Save your money for video games.

[@Lo-pingOrg]

pikistikman At the train station.

[@trnkabarfilm]

Masterpiece. 10/10 - Kotaku

[@JohnSmith-cv8rl]

That woman in the fire triggered me so the score is bumped down to 7.5/10

[@234simplylovely]

.....that was surprisingly....beautiful. Wow. incredible voice.

[@Lo-pingOrg]

Y-you too...

[@LuisNunesNEO]

t-thanks

[@Vicente_Fernandez]

The ending though, like wow you can hold a note 😲😲😲

[@retropirate1]

8 years ago.....

[@marko-gj1uj]

Yes

[@BananaChicken21]

The fact that this song is still relevant after all these years would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.

[@MiddleFingerLimited]

9 now. It feels like this was released 3 years ago.

[@randomclick2826]

You've managed to turn something that induces rage in my into something that brings great joy. Well done sir.

[@HateMachinist]

[VICTIM COMPLEX INTENSIFIES] my sides!!

[@MadBrainBox]

"Stop raping me!" =))

[@nokoda01]

That ending note though

[@VSDalSheron]

100 years from now this song and video will be a treasure of history

[@NoItDoesntChange]

YOUR VOICE IS AMAZING.

[@Lo-pingOrg]

Not my voice. This was a collaborative effort with another anon we named Pa/v/arotti. I just wrote the lyrics, edited the audio, and made the video.

[@NoItDoesntChange]

Good to know. Still hilarious lyrics, though. :)

[@Pimpeaux]

It's in equal parts unfortunate and amazing that this video is still every bit as relevant as it was 5 years ago.

[@Overlordgoreskull]

This was amazing, I will make sure to check my privilege

[@Armadurapersonal]

Only 40K views? man this needs millions!

[@siratthebox]

And here we are, in 2021, and now all games are full of sjw shit.

[@BananaChicken21]

Eh, not all of them. CD Projekt Red and most (if not all) Japanese devs are still standing against the woke mob. Where there's life, there's hope.

[@marko-gj1uj]

@@BananaChicken21 CD Projekt Red started acting like one of them.

[@SomeDancingMonkey]

I'm just endlessly amused of Frolo singing dat ass

[@blizzardofflame3228]

holy shit whoever sang this is fucking amazing. This is even better than the song its parodying. And the "scream" at the very end is fucking spine tingling.

[@drmythbusters]

Those last couple long notes Holy shit that is impressive

[@LeoPirate]

This is so good it makes me mad. Absolutely incredible. I will never not find this funny. [Subscribing Intensifies]

[@instinctbrosgaming9699]

The fact that he went over the note on that last line was epic.

[@SaintSullys]

Years later /v/ doing this is absolutely amazing and I'm glad I was there when this shit was happening. The first push back against SJW culture

[@marko-gj1uj]

Not the first one possibly, but I am surprised they were made fun of before GamerGate.

[@ThePolistiren]

"Nevermind, stop raping me." Lol, so accurate.

[@prankovalero]

I'm crying, it's so beautiful.

[@Be_Gee]

Damn this song is beyond addictive. "Stop raping me" I laugh my ass off every time.

[@bigsneed1776]

Tough to be the Press was probably better written but Cisfire was better performed. The anon who did these vocals is awesome.

[@WispNoises]

This hit got far more notes correct than I'm entirely comfortable assessing. Good impression, good singing, amusing, pointed lyrics. A solid piece of parody, nicely done.

[@Crum5h0t]

*Oppression intensifies*

[@bingus646]

That mask is triggering me.

[@Ebalosus]

That....was....BEAUTIFUL

[@elobservadorobservante1605]

People who accuse those who disagree with them of being a grifter be like:

[@HungarianParagon]

Not sure how I ended up here but very satisfied that I did.

[@Lo-pingOrg]

Need a cigarette?

[@seattle4truth]

This was.... Simply amazing.

[@chibiredhead7082]

I watch this solely for that build-up to that godly final note.

[@Aristocles22]

Pretty much sums up the bigotry and hypocrisy of the social justice warriors. Frollo, who was basically a social justice warrior of his story, is little different in intent, though different in execution.

[@MAJ0R_TOM]

Oh look, Jonathan McIntosh's new hit single.

[@vjm3]

[Victim Complex Intensifies]

[@Gloraxi]

OH MAN! At 2:41 I yelled a laugh REALLY hard there! Oh god you got me there...

[@saber2802]

I find it amusing what the latin verses say, it's pinning the blame on Frolo for a lot of the stuff that happens.

[@OmegaWriter1]

Get ready for an influx of people. Anita finally found out about /v/ the musical lol

[@PPunktAlex]

Nothing so far, which is surprising. Not even a downvote bomb.

[@OmegaWriter1]

PPunktAlex Give it time. Hopefully it will be positive when people realize the vids are actually funny.

[@OmegaWriter1]

PPunktAlex But now this vid is on Know Your Meme lol

[@ale6brys]

This was... simply beautiful...

[@TheMovieDoctorful]

This is one of the most beautiful pieces of art to grace the internet. WELL DONE SIR!!

[@RunFaster011]

Never bring a fist to a gunfight. - Michael Brown 2014. Like if ur inspired

[@AyaneFukumi]

3:27 damn that voice

[@blissfulbabybatter]

Still relevant today

[@dangermjor]

my sides were launched into orbit. My sides never returned to earth. In space they froze and drifted off. Eventually, they stopped thinking.

[@darkxarchon]

HORK! HORK! HORK! *Jazz Hands*

[@menosay1912]

I cant believe I never saw this before. Beautiful.

[@videotroll72]

Need to play some more Dragon's Crown, still got dwarf, elf and sorc to play.