Cities Skylines But Every 5 Minutes A Nuke Goes Off

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Cities: Skylines is a city-building game developed by Colossal Order and published by Paradox Interactive. The game is a single-player open-ended city-building simulation. Players engage in urban planning by controlling zoning, road placement, taxation, public services, and public transportation of an area.
Cities Skylines But Every 5 Minutes A Nuke Goes Off
#citiesskylines #citybuilder #funny

[@scholarofthefirstsoul5254]

"We're going to expand germany so we have some more space" Guys i think isp is up to something

[@jasper3706]

Germany, we've discussed this... twice...

[@disthingsuxyt8272]

Lebenstraum time bois

[@jevinliu4658]

The Saxons marched into Bavaria! Oh no, Germany is still Nazi!

[@frederickii1534]

@mnk_ Bruh calm down I'm pretty sure it was a typo

[@Sneakyrat_Gaming]

*builds tanks and planes*

[@arkhamshade2198]

"Where were you when the seventh nuke on the town of Germany?" What I expected he would say: I was dropping a nuke on the town of Germany. What he actually said: "I was drowning in the sewage water lake."

[@ChessedGamon]

“Where were you when the seventh nuke dropped on Germany?” “In Russia.”

[@lorenzorobinson803]

Where were you when Germany was nuked the 7th time I was drowning in sewage lake when I got call "Germany is kil" "No"

[@EEEEEEEE]

E‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

[@felixhampe6480]

You named the elementary School next to the Atomic Power Plant after a German Nucelar Scientist...

[@tylerr_]

Today kids we are going be learning about nukes

[@dadomain]

First hand experience of nuclear power

[@BigBangAttack-mt6pz]

hA

[@KitTheAnkafolk]

Pfft

[@felixhampe6480]

For those that didn´t catch it: 8:25 (Werner Karl Heisenberg: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Werner_Heisenberg )

[@samaritan3712]

Or you could just rename the video to "Nevada in the 1950's"

[@Finn_the_Cat]

Panteleimon Ponomarenko lol

[@lucberger997]

Your name xDDD we all remember that video

[@WoobooRidesAgain]

And/or "Large Swaths of America in the 1930's"

[@fineichangedit5315]

The people at the hotels in Vegas Wow look Timmy a fiery ball of destruction

[@jasper3706]

*manhole cover flies by at 500kmh into the atmosphere*

[@danior1732]

Let's be real here, there never was a coin.

[@yungmalaria]

The Russians rigged the coin flip election

[@jipeh]

those damn russian hackers

[@walnzell9328]

Breaking News: Hidden Russian magnet found hidden under ISP's desk.

[@Leviathis_Krade]

with the power of the platinum chip the fate of the mojave was forever changed

[@Obospeedo]

Or nukes lmao

[@echo_9835]

Anyone else remember when town 1 tried to conquer the whole world?

[@andreiionel4631]

Karma is very dangerous

[@oweny896]

Yep ah good times right how about when they had that facist leader who tried to wipe out a whole ethnic group/religion and killed 20 million +

[@geemcspankinson]

@@oweny896 And basicly anyone else he disliked

[@hp7233]

Gamerboi Riley 60 million people died in ww2...that includes civilians. Where tf did the 30 million extra come from?

[@CKVanilla]

Homeless pickle the rats muted and became humans but since everybody had rat poison they died

[@BenersantheBread]

Just in case somebody doesn't know, it's impossible for a nuclear power plant to explode like a nuke. Literally impossible. It's the difference between wood and TNT.

[@smegna7994]

We all want it to though

[@MechWarrior894]

@Johan Jacobs they melt down and radiation is released

[@OhNotThat]

"it's literally impossible for a nuclear reactor to explode" *smug soviet party officially smiles smugly* "tell me cyka, explain how a reactor can explode? :^) You can't can you, since it's impossible." RBMK: hold my moderator, boys.

[@David-lr2vi]

Benersan the Bread. Go tell that to the non-residents of Prypyat!

[@Versuffe]

Hahahahaha tnt

[@paullempges7860]

8:24 when you're going to a school named after Karl Heisenberg and it gets freaking nuked

[@shazybear]

Little Jimmy is too radiated to go to school today

[@minnesotanfreedomist3147]

The guy who sells meth.

[@ЕгорСас-ф7х]

@@shazybear slippin' jimmy

[@damirk3]

" Wake up dead" ISP 2019.

[@vladig3995]

Sounds like a 90s metal album

[@Lilmanroachyd]

@@vladig3995 I mean it's a song from a metal band called Megadeth which released some albums in the 90s.

[@arnoutrowland2770]

@@Lilmanroachyd it's quite a funny song actually

[@DIEGhostfish]

@@arnoutrowland2770 The song to sing when sneaking past a Witch in L4D

[@Manic-18]

“Wake up dead” yogscast zoey 2013

[@NOONE-lx8to]

plot twist: that coin is a Russian agent

[@shadowd9810]

wait the snow started speaking finnish OH GOD

[@xanderdoss5665]

@@shadowd9810 the fog started speaking Arabic

[@rjmacready9690]

Isp is a communist sympathizer.

[@shadowxxe]

Meanwhile in russia: "Hey did you hear about Germany?" "Nother nuke?" "Yeah" "Oh that's sad at least we got a farm district added though

[@5lake]

So literally Fallout 76 when it first came out.

[@5lake]

Indeed

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

slake to quench ones thirst yes!

[@ortherner]

Take Me Home, too the place. I belong! West Virginia! Country Roads!

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Nukes? You’re speaking my language

[@louishackney]

그는 저도 말하고 있습니다...

[@quik4939]

ok boomer (IM SO FUCKING FUNNY AHAHHAHAHA)

[@jumbo4billion]

You haven't got nukes ya cheeky fraudster

[@aduck558]

Soviet Russia has more nukes.

[@ChongiFishing]

@@aduck558 The soviet union has 0 nukes since it fell in 1991

[@marcelbinder2150]

I like how the village “Russia” on the map is just located a couple miles east of where Chernobyl actually is.

[@villagernumber7882]

ISP: OKAY. I've had enough, Heads is Russia, tails is Russia. Coin: **lands sideways.** Germany: **why are we still here, just to suffer**

[@DeadSpacedOut]

Underrated

[@KosmosKostas]

Ah, yes. The casual simulation of the annihilation of the human race.

[@austinreed5805]

Do this again, but with a wheel and 1 city in each country.

[@alfiecox1183]

“We’re gonna expand Germany so we have so more space” Wait, I’ve seen this one before Edit: it’s almost been three years please stop liking this it’s not even that funny😂

[@generalblitzblizzard7334]

What do you mean you have seen this, its brand new

[@alfiecox1183]

Diamond Sequences there were some certain conflicts that occurred between 1914-1918 and another in 1939-1945 that I was referring too, don’t worry tho, they weren’t that significant

[@endmepleaseoml7333]

@@alfiecox1183 lol

[@vern00]

@@alfiecox1183 yeah not significant only tens of millions of people died nothing much

[@alfiecox1183]

Cheerful_Vernxn twas a joke my friend

[@konamochiatto]

"Cities Skylines But Every 5 Minutes I Nuke Germany"

[@cryzone2376]

*sad german noises*

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

Cryzone eeehheeehhNIENeeeehheeehNEINNEIN

[@cryzone2376]

@@isaacsrandomvideos667 warum ich AAAA

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

Cryzone *”SHITZERUNNIENBOMBEVRIONENIEN”*

[@cryzone2376]

@@isaacsrandomvideos667 AaaaaaaAAAAAA

[@earthsteward70]

Cities skylines needs an apocalypse DLC where you get access to nuclear bunkers, can institute city policy to build shelter or have an active civil defense, and a silo of your own, along with a bonus disaster of a nuclear strike which can happen if you build enough silos, and even a special toggle for each map to have an apocalyptic skin with various structures, level 1 being scrap huts and tents, level 2 being mud huts, and log huts, level 3 being bricks mason and even iron. And you get skins of roads, first a dirt road then a cobblestone road, then brick road, and skins for leather and cloth clad citizens.

[@Svabre]

i love that the german school is called “Karl Heisenberg Schule” - the german nuclear community would be proud.

[@Inoffensive_name]

"Were actually pretty close to nuclear annihilation nowadays". HA. Sweet summer child.

[@DemonicDaemon363]

Wow. The video has just started and Russia is already annexing Ukraine while Germany moves into the Czech Republic. 10/10 for realism.

[@spaceracer6861]

Topical

[@linusvolehrzips1077]

Slava Ukraine

[@jamesr.connelly2870]

Civilian: YOU KILLED MY FAMILY 6 TIMES AND BLEW UP MY HOUSE 7 TIMES!!!!! ISP: It was a social experiment! Civilian: Oh, ok! :) 👍

[@pi1523]

I love it when my nuclear power plants get backed up with sewage

[@CKVanilla]

You said plants. As in multiple, do you own a nuclear power plant monopoly???

[@somanymodsithurts8637]

@@CKVanillayes

[@jevinliu4658]

"100 percent of the time ready to rebuild at any moment's notice" You must have faith in humanity, ISP.

[@quetaquenya6418]

The fact that Luxembourg is just a scorched mark in the end puts the icing on the nuclear cake

[@crplsteve]

From where your sitting this must look like a 25.0 scale run of bad luck. The truth is, this game was rigged from the start.

[@mil4023]

HA HA HA HA HA HA

[@sereinity6684]

19:45 There are literally cars flying into the camera lmao.

[@thechannelisnotforeveryone9437]

No u

[@DeadSpacedOut]

Wow, I did not even realize that

[@yuular6218]

Cities: Skylines, But Every 5 Minutes I Create a New Chernobyl

[@RenneVangr]

My Christmas: Binge watching old ISP videos while getting drunk. Merry Christmas ISP. P.S.: Edvard Beneš

[@thewerewolfkingscott61]

When I hear "ok Boomer" I always think of fallout New Vegas for some reason.

[@watam8]

Because of the Boomer faction that can somehow repair a 200 year old rusted irradiated plane found at the bottom of a lake.

[@GetTheFO]

Truly the greatest generation :^)

[@Sneakyrat_Gaming]

Walking the mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter -every ncr soldier ever-

[@ActualChrist]

and some raider groups in fallout 4

[@kalasrey4675]

At what point do we stop and realize Russia was the one launching all the nukes at Germany, but made a slip up at the end

[@SanderDoesThings]

Where was I when town 1 got nuked? I was on the death roller coaster on the highway, watching.

[@regnij01]

"Where were u when town 1 died" " I was on death rollercoaster highway eating dorito when phone ring" "Town 1 is kil" _"no"_

[@thundersoul6795]

Buster is the worst best boy out there. He ate all the shelter souplies and then just stood on hold at the entrance and didn't let anyone in like the bad good dog he is.

[@ArchonZach]

"I hate seeing our prosperous this town is" He says as its filled with crime and disease

[@thundersoul6795]

To be fair, if it's filled with crime it just means that there's something worth stealing/robbing.

[@boxtank5288]

Considering that Germany has been nuked NUMEROUS times in a row, all criminal elements just went 'Ya know what? Fuck it, anything of worth has lethal radiation emitting from it so to the disease riddled Russia instead of Burning and Diseased Germany!'

[@reeking643]

R.I.P Town 1 2019 - 2019

[@berzerker790]

4:50 "Plower pant"

[@thezeitos469]

Looks like Team Germany is blasting off again!

[@jelatin8456]

Holy shit I can’t breathe man this is hilarious

[@ArkliteDC]

I would have loved to see you actually try to grow these towns and constantly meet all their needs with these events happening.

[@SirMemesalotThe3rd]

Almost heaven

[@theprezydent6250]

West Virginia

[@morte2504]

Blueridge mountains

[@JetstreamKody]

East Virginia

[@yew2489]

Shenandoah River

[@stephenhudson4839]

Life is old there

[@_.l4n3]

I can't help but suspect Russia might have meddled in those coin flips..

[@connorgilmore5048]

“Sir we hit Germany” “Wait why is it bright outside” *ohh you meant the one in Europe”

[@bubbaloobub3592]

There was a 0.78% chance for Germany to be hit 8 times in a row roughly 1 in 128

[@typhoon109]

Alternate title: Renacting chernobyl in 2019

[@randomcommenter4719]

Germany never have to worry about the medical bills, they are not Mericans

[@bradleystonemason8693]

Someone please stop this man.

[@triggeredcrusadar1915]

Tbh im surprised you didnt do this sooner

[@mememachine3963]

50000 people used to live here. Now, it's a ghost town

[@Thee_Otto_von]

We need a war update for city skylines It has nukes, boot camp, and more.

[@iggysundgren6654]

”Wake up dead” i, i dont, i dont think you, you wake up.. dead........ i really think That you’re already dead tbh..

[@phoenicianIII]

German Leader: Hey! How many times were we nuked again? Everyone: yes.

[@JerryDKlee]

I think the proper term would be Deutsch Führer or German chancellor you uncultured animal lol (call me)

[@hesus1474]

Places elementary school next to an unstable nuclear powerplant: *everyone liked that* 4:38

[@kornkid13]

Best use of "Ok boomer" so far this year, good job man. hahaha. I love youtube. :D

[@bbbaalllss]

i dont think powerplants when exploded do anything

[@junkers4567]

The meteor keeps landing in the same spot because the stupid “strike me down zues, you dont have the BALLS” just keeps on saying it, over and over.

[@darthplagueis13]

I feel like the nuclear power plants not producing radioactive waste that you need to store away somehow without completely contaminating everything is a missed opportunity.

[@CODMWFan141]

No joke watched this and my entire social medias has my name as Lenin proud of you Tovarishch

[@Jojoioioi]

this is a true "I dug up a barrel of #glowing #goo in my backyard. Who should I call?" moment

[@masterjak0137]

I love your stuff dude keep doing what you are doing

[@rxgxrds]

Otherwise known as "Cities Skylines But Every 5 Minutes A Sort-Of-Nuke (But Not Actually A Nuke, Only Sort Of) Goes Off"

[@BBQ1311]

At this point we Germans will be immune to radiation. Or we will be super mutants

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Hiroshima and Nagasaki: *flashbacks*

[@vordivask4059]

“...so basically [Germany] has a crime problem and they’re going tribal” *EXACTLY LIKE MODERN DAY GERMANY AYYY LMAO*

[@Canada1994]

If you look at 8:25 you see that the elementary school was named after Karl Heisenberg. How fitting seeing how he was head of the German atomic bomb project during WW2.

[@boomsticks2401]

The tale of “Town 1” and Russia

[@cerviplays6691]

9:55 Dog the bounty’s hunter actually doesn’t live to far from me, he lives on the other side of the highway and about 2 miles away. I see him at the gym sometimes

[@cadens.308]

Every time you touch this game it’s like a fukkin nuke went off, that’s for sure

[@efulmer8675]

1:00 Me: *"I AM TRIGGERED YOU DIDN'T DO RIGHT-HAND TRAFFIC!"*

[@ionmesh4265]

23:42 look Germany is trying to expand its borders again

[@8cto289]

There was no food in the shelter because the shelter is actually a gulag

[@Mcswaggins629]

What if Douglas Mcarthur was president of the United States?-alternatehistoryhub

[@TheBayzent]

What if Douglas McArthur was president of *Russia*

[@makeda6530]

YEAH BBY, I'M READY Weighted coin confirmed.

[@vasiliymedvedev1532]

Lol I always thought it was city skylines not cities skylines. I only now realized that.

[@juliandamen9804]

So your mind was just as blown as ISP city

[@vasiliymedvedev1532]

@@juliandamen9804 bruh

[@ALilBitOfBubbly]

yay a new isp vid (why do i always miss being the first) thanks isp so this is basically Hiroshima every 5 minutes

[@ALilBitOfBubbly]

HELP IM HIGHLIGHTED

[@iipixel8607]

I've waited so long for this.....thank you....

[@emil__WRLD]

Comment something random and I’ll edit this later

[@wolfanize4334]

Ok

[@masterjak0137]

No

[@f.powell8724]

18 NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH

[@bobtheplayer8880]

1+12+34=47

[@TinOfBeans]

Kannichensaft (rabbit juice)

[@MyUsersDark]

So what next, *Every 5 minutes the FBI storms my house* ?

[@prachovkajilm8447]

Americans rebuilding their collapsed city on the same spot as it collapsed:

[@acerusea5156]

0:00 Is that a JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE PART 5: VENTO AUREO reference?

[@Novac_Alexandru]

Cernobyl in colour lol! I'm watching this video in 2020 sorry for strange comment! Lmao lol big like xd.

[@gniolliv]

Each time it blows off, you can see by pausing the vid that actually those flying debris are just all the cars and trucks driving around the city. At least they have a nice view of the countryside before smashing back to the ground. xD

[@asj8048]

This is basically german history irl, getting destroyed over and over again and the fuckers STILL come back every time

[@ancientwarrior1465]

The title of this video implies that it's just America's revenge for Pearl Harbor on repeat over and over again

[@levipinkham413]

1:58, dude, if you're talking about Chernobyl, that was in Ukraine, not Russia

[@addozzo]

Levi Pinkham yeah it was in Ukraine but hurt Belarus badly and the southern part of Belarus is avoided

[@wartrix6046]

Didn't the ussr own ukraine at the time though?

[@jackw.1342]

I like how the one of the tags are “#funny”

[@HimzoKevric]

Puts down elementary school right next to nuclear power plant. Whole city is happy. Cheeki Breeki confirmed.

[@willbutin2024]

Girls: Boys have never experienced heartbreak Boys: THE FLAMINGOS 19:50

[@fancy_cyka3594]

He started with Germany taking a slight part of the Sudetenland, *sigh* old habits never change...

[@housedawg-vw9zw]

this vid came out on my b-day i will never forget thousands of ppl died on my day Thanks ISP

[@zlovredniyTip]

Rewards Germany with a garbage dump -> all garbage trucks go to Russia and dump the garbage in Germany. At least the kids get to view the beauty of garbage trucks while bouncing in the bouncy castle.

[@janou4766]

Boy do i love nuclear annihilation

[@CptnWolfe]

I thought Russia already had a Power Plant explode. Oh wait, that was Ukraine

[@gamerpixels2374]

Fun fact: the school in the German hellhole was called the Karl Heisenberg school, Heisenberg was the main Atomic researcher in the Nazi nuclear program

[@Leviathis_Krade]

ISP definitely not salty about not being the top cities skyline boi

[@davidaudette2857]

Killer Queen has already touched that town

[@JSSStudios]

*tries to trigger everyone by turning on left-hand traffic* *doesn't realise some people watching this actually live in an LHT area*

[@ragggggghhhhhhhh]

What mod did you use for the nuclear bombs? And how do you immediately unlock all the categories in the little sections on the bottom( police, garbage, etc.)

[@Gia1911Logous]

Now we know the real reason why Germany doesn't like nuclear power plants ISP's coin