Solving Climate Change with Nuclear Weapons

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Music Used:
Going Going Gone Part 1 by SonicPicnic | sonicpicnic.bandcamp.com/albu... | (Starts at 0:05)
The Outskirts of Humanity | Starcraft 2 | (Starts at 0:40 / 0:50)
Earth Song | Age of Wonders 2 | (Starts at 3:20)
Terran 3 | Starcraft Brood War | (Starts at 5:30)
T Station | Age of Empires 2 | (Starts at 8:00)
Build 02 | The Sims 2 | (Starts at 9:25)
The Banquet | Crusader Kings 3 | (Starts at 10:45)
Rise by Makeup and Vanity Set (Starts at 12:00)
Graze the Roof (Starts at 14:05)
The Atomic Era (Hungary) by Roland Rizzo and Phil Boucher | Civilization 6 | (Starts at 15:15)
Terran One | Starcraft Brood War | (Starts at 16:50)
Cruisn by Tokoyo Rose (Starts at 19:40)
Night Ride by Domido | domido.bandcamp.com/track/nig... | (Starts at 21:15)
United States of America National Anthem by the US Army Band (GOD BLESS MY COUNTRY) | (Starts at 22:40)
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[@Helycon]

"go on, denounce me. You can't unsink the Hague!" needs to be a warchant

[@Elitex62]

Can't be tried in the Hague if there is no Hague.

[@MichaelOfCainhurst]

@@Elitex62 actual federal law btw

[@michelplokker114]

As a dutch person how works in the Hague this is terrifying

[@Katiplays1291]

Denounce me all you want, nothing will unsink the Civ6 Hague *comically devious grin*

[@mohammadsyazwigeoffrey7325]

​@@MichaelOfCainhurstwait does that actually work Without the Hague, The Geneva Suggestions are no more?

[@mentrixlp1389]

Kleaper: *Destroys the economy forever, betrays allies, doesn't build his army out, yet still manages to outsmart his enemies, friends and own citizens* Others: "You are the worst ruler I've ever heard of" Kleaper: "But you have heard of me"

[@namvit6569]

hitler but smart

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

For some people, there's no difference between fame and infamy.

[@NickSmith-fe7lp]

Hey, I get that reference!

[@Samuel-iw8kj]

Sythor: huh neat

[@y4junzhan56]

​@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth whats that and reputation

[@bamaha24]

“Ethiopia was afraid our cities were too close…they were on the other side of the planet” As an Ethiopian, totally understand this mindset

[@user-uc5pc1si3w]

Eh, at least you guys won vs Italy

[@TovKafur]

@@user-uc5pc1si3w And then Italians came back once again and won (sort of). So yeah, certainly a mindset i can relate to.

[@sordwriath_productions2162]

italians having ptsd

[@pizpeeners7136]

"Competition? In my free market???" Has to be one of the greatest lines ever written lmfao

[@aformofmatter8913]

Competition? In my free market??? It's less likely than you think

[@jintoniroth9185]

Peace was never an option

[@metaleater730]

It was the tarp covering the tank

[@dazombisgama3849]

@@metaleater730 More like the wet McDonalds napkin covering the tank

[@tamsih1290]

No, peace was the only option. The way there was just so peaceful there was an integer overflow.

[@KarKenon]

@@tamsih1290 Nuclear Gandhi!

[@tamsih1290]

​@@KarKenon it also fixes animal cruelty! No more unethical treatment of elephants!

[@IconicZee]

Theodore Roosevelt was a huge environmentalist and made the foundations of the American park system, so seeing him as the agent of environmental destruction is quite ironic

[@angelawiddicombe2745]

Pretty much the reason our National Parks are so awesome!

[@EspressoStreams]

Hes taking it back

[@shadowling77777]

He’s like nuclear Gandhi a force for peace

[@CiaranMaxwell]

He wasn't an environmentalist in the modern sense. He didn't want us to run out of lumber, so he set aside areas to be preserved for an indefinite "later."

[@IconicZee]

@@CiaranMaxwell That’s a decent motivation, preserving natural resources like that. Plus, he loved hunting and exploring nature, so no doubt he wanted to preserve that as well

[@htcdesirexkunert]

That "breachable and submersive" joke May be your best one yet

[@TwistedTeaRex]

Legit, I'm so glad I wasn't the only one who caught that.

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

That one got a very unexpected chuckle out of me.

[@ericr.malice318]

yea

[@onthespotrandomness5341]

I was half expecting him to make an Oppenheimer joke like “ I am become death destroyer of worlds” for contex Oppenheimer was the first person to split the atom and created the first nuke and he said this the first time he detonated the nuke

[@donnovanlongbine6303]

@@onthespotrandomness5341NO WAY I DIDNT KNOW THAT!

[@TwistedTeaRex]

The """context""" tag just makes this ten times better. So glad KZbin is here to warn us about the dangers of climate change in video games, I wouldn't want to lose any of my city tiles. Also, interesting that in a video containing human rights violations, war crimes, and nuclear holocost, they decided to pin a warning label about the weather. 👌

[@ajc0072]

Makes sense to me

[@ntplays8801]

Human rights violations, war crimes, nuclear holocaust? No such thing when you are winning

[@panther-nk2hn]

Checks out

[@colonelcorn9500]

It’s because Climate Change has conspiracy theories whereas the others mostly don’t

[@dankcatsmemes9219]

Weird I got one about the United Nations on this video.

[@andrewmoore1723]

This man’s either going to blow up on KZbin or just blow up KZbin

[@KleinesStein]

Both…both is good

[@phillip1054]

why choose when he can simple do both. first get the credit, then nuke it out of existance. there problem solved XD

[@zackcool333_5]

@@KleinesStein pootis

[@snek1557]

I think we all know which one ;)

[@WorldWeave]

Probably the latter

[@faris7021]

Ah yes the true American experience, spreading the science of nuclear fission one small Japanese neighberhood at a time

[@jonaza2105]

Solving obesity the American way, one Fat Boy at a time 😇

[@The_whales]

Japan: america wtf America: don’t worry I’m trying to make a portable sun

[@epicsans6601]

And helping the ocean take back what was ite

[@countercomeback5504]

@@jonaza2105 HERESY!. the fat body is the most perfect of ALL.

[@thalmoragent9344]

​@@epicsans6601I Wait, what? How?

[@wheelman1324]

“I don’t care about winning. I care about everyone else losing.” Put that on a shirt

[@pajwubx1809]

Me in UNO

[@user-rm1fh2tf8c]

As a Dutch person I kinda feel violated by Kleaper's deeds, but the sheer majesty of this video also kinda makes up for it

[@bobisacoolguy3631]

Ons zinken maakt ons alleen maar sterker.

[@sfx9387]

“You can’t unsink land” The Dutch: “hold my Hertog-Jan”

[@ghost4ever657]

En sterker zullen we zijn.

[@andyhulsmeijer1471]

We worden alleen maar sterker

[@thijnberkers1196]

Dutchies assemble 😂

[@Joe_Nutz_139]

We need more diplomats like you in our world

[@russiancat5020]

we do, they are called "presidents"

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

Ikr? His blunt truthfulness was refreshing.

[@SuperBadadan]

We wouldn't have a world for much longer.

[@secretnya]

@@SuperBadadan not like we're going to anyways.

[@mdffhj]

@@secretnya eh doesn’t matter

[@OhMercyMe]

all the warcrimes aside, the most American thing you did in this video was treat all the Scandinavian countries as interchangeable

[@karal_the_crazy]

Um Scandinavia is a country Finland England and Norway are just states like Chicago or California

[@lemmonboy6459]

Ah it’s good to have another video of yours :) You’re genuinely of my favorite creators I have been endlessly rewatching your Warhammer 3 videos and some of your Rimworld ones :) Thank you again for all that you do

[@benedekfeher4475]

Oh yes, I literally do the same xD

[@Orphan-Be-Gone-2000]

Kleaper: "Which Im pretty sure is in Norway" Also Kleaper: "I'm not ready to go to war with the Swedes just yet" ALSO Kleaper: "With the help of our Finnish friends" ALSO KLEAPER: "I denounced the Danish people"

[@ajc0072]

*Confusing Confused Confusion

[@jumi9342]

He's cosplaying Americans after all

[@e-money9251]

Basically the “truth, justice, and the American way”

[@Orphan-Be-Gone-2000]

@@e-money9251 The Serbian people live in the state of Argentina, which borders Bangladesh, which is located in the country of Africa

[@ssvensic]

You can't stand trial for war crimes at Hague if there is no Hague

[@Asriel_Dremr]

“The fundamental question of the human race: “How can we hurt the people we don’t like even more?”” Its sad how true this is.

[@user-yt8ud9np9i]

I'm worried about the results of you and Let's Game It Out meeting... They would be terrifying, and beautiful.

[@maartenvrijsen3606]

Indeed god have mercy because they certainly won’t

[@FearTheCaboose1337]

Together they would accomplish great things. Terrible, yes. But great

[@thechosenone8288]

One has an absurdly amount of patience and an ungodly amount of power of will , the other has a mind I wish no one could ever see inside for his own sanity

[@user-yt8ud9np9i]

@@thechosenone8288 So both?

[@thechosenone8288]

@?????????????????????? yeah, pretty much

[@schlawyn3r418]

Most Civilization yt I saw was just "how fast can you win?" But this was purely narrative driven and I love it! So entertaining 🎉

[@thor8606]

"with a moral compass more incinerated than the sacrifices" is such a brilliant sentence

[@churchjauregui8913]

The fact that there is a context and awareness section about climate change from KZbin underneath your video is absolutely killing me 😭

[@Korrath]

This reads like a Warhammer 40k version of fictionalized American history; I've never felt more patriotic.

[@shawnfoogle920]

wish he would do every faction in warhammer. doubt he will tho. or make us wait years.

[@Pihsrosnec]

​@@shawnfoogle920I mean... there's a lot of factions in warhammer

[@blacktemplar1139]

This is literally Warhammer Fantasy I think

[@benfrank9622]

I swear... this man creates his own faction in every game.

[@setster007]

Yes. And that faction is almost always him being a walking warcrime.

[@haatonofthebasementoutofth276]

@@setster007 how can it be warcrimes if there's nobody leftover to call him out?

[@LeroxYT]

@@setster007 hes not the only one, lets game it out does the same ane violates every human right by doing 😂😂

[@setster007]

@@LeroxYT Spiffing Brit does it too! Lots of KZbinrs do it. Warcrimes get views.

[@LeroxYT]

@@setster007 yeah but sadly i cant show my irl from middle east i could recreate them in Minecraft buuut well Shhhhh quiet it you want to lif- "BOOM" FBI OPEN UP!!!

[@britishlad3689]

Modern problems require modern solutions

[@NinjaMan47]

Punished Roosevelt: After realizing National Parks alone won't save the enviroment, he decides the only way to save the Earth... is to destroy it.

[@jonathanwells223]

Greenpeace in a nutshell

[@VolkerRacho80085]

Just the intro alone was so funny. It really feels like you improve with every video!

[@vxxiii4160]

The fact that you called Norway as _anything_ but Norway is what sends me

[@Louis-in3qu]

"you can never go wrong if there is nobody to disagree" that"s genius

[@mindofbeasts]

Gotta love how the nordics change name all the time😂. Love from Finland❤

[@pigmentpeddler5811]

Perkele?

[@wardonkey4175]

Love from norway

[@brdfggh5529]

Denway? Finnmark? Norland? Iceweden?

[@JeanneHamada]

@@brdfggh5529 Skyrim.

[@montassirbenmeryem7937]

This video was peaceful for about 2.5 secs which is a record for the grim kleaper

[@calebdegnan8675]

Destroying the earth to the point of basically sending it back to the cambrian is the most ballsy move ever

[@grumpygoosegg3514]

My favorite part of this whole thing is the complete nonchalance and confidence that Kleaper both announces his crimes against (digital) humanity and somehow still makes it a pretty decent historical political commentary at the same time. Someday, this will be an AP US History text lol

[@Sukuna_935]

I also choose Righteousness when dealing with the Dutch

[@Nick-bk7es]

"I have to choose between Peace and Righteousness.. I choose Righteousness." "Gentlemen, We have bombs and not just any bombs. Diplomatic Rejection Bombs."

[@TheCronq]

I love how theodore Roosevelt was a president who loved the environment. Hes ROLLING in his grave

[@Icyness]

There's always that one guy with an answer to every question but have you heard about a man with a single answer for every question.... weapons, of.. crippling smog

[@chariie1200]

Sometimes I worry about the intrusive thoughts I have and the way my brain works. But then I watch a Kleaper video and it reminds me that there's always a more unhinged individual out there. 😌

[@pewpewplasma3793]

“Only a few years later Boston rebelled into a free city.” Wow. That’s surprisingly on brand for Boston. On another note, love the strategy game vids Grim. You make what some would consider to be a boring genre of games really fun to watch. Your Warhammer vids are especially funny. Keep up the great work.

[@amturtlegirl3817]

“Fighting a touch enemy of unarmed civilians?” We completely understand. *Drops nuke* “They were coming right for you.” Has to be the best part of this

[@scrollkeeper5272]

"Which preceded our discovery of something that would doom human civilization:Government" One of the best jokes I've ever heard.

[@Tubaaja]

"is somewhere in norway" "Starting war with sweden" "Our Finnish friend" "Denmark" Yes yes

[@Rat_rat_rat_that_king]

its a good day when the grim kleaper uploads

[@crimsonsxrazor8243]

The true power of faith in CIV game is unknown to this man

[@america2793]

“I love democracy” -palpatine

[@LadyMorrigan]

democracy? wtf is that

[@spottedscimittar9402]

​@@LadyMorriganidk

[@LoveFae95]

This is literally my comedy at it's peak I'm super keen to see more now that you're a full time...."peacekeeper"

[@_Lobster_]

I think this is the greatest video I have watched all year. I'm in a very dark moment right now, and yet you've managed to make me laugh and smile.

[@CesarHernandez-wd4pz]

Keep going and don't give up, when you realize, you will find yourself at the other side of the abyss, safe and sound. Best of luck!

[@Alex-xd7fr]

"Owning shit in Detroit" Church from red vs blue: Wait thats illegal

[@ripleyandweeds1288]

"Oh my sweet summer child, you will work in a volcano" the way you said that is so funny.

[@fuel7861]

I love the irony of Teddy Rosevelt destroying the environment when he was actually a nature loving guy who fought big oil companies and created the first national park in the US.

[@andrefasching1332]

i actually love the faith minigame. Its just so satisfying when you fully convert the AI simply because they just get so mad at you for doing it

[@dumbsterdives]

love how you had basically already won halfway through the video but kept going just to make the world as uninhabitable as possivle

[@scouthedog]

Ok all I’m saying I wanna see a collab with Reggie and grim kleaper but they have to compete against each other

[@phiranhaplant9260]

who would win tho

[@scouthedog]

@@phiranhaplant9260 that’s the thing idk

[@PosterityIslesNews]

reggie would have some master plan that fails in 0.87 seconds and kleaper would do absolutely nothing until the last minute

[@arcanistthesonofianite249]

They did collab, it's called his Barotrauma video

[@scouthedog]

@@arcanistthesonofianite249 thus a completion game where their direct rivals not horrible teammates

[@2013faiasl]

This video must be taught to all new diplomats so they can build a bright future for us.

[@polarvortex6496]

“No matter how hard you try, you can’t unsink The Hauge” Don’t threaten them with a good time.

[@woozie9283]

Love the Wings of Liberty soundtrack playing in the backgrounnd Very nostalgic

[@realaccount3887]

most youtubers: we need to save the world from pollution! the grim kleaper: lets pollute everything for literally no reason.

[@skinisdelicious3365]

“McDonalds bless America.” - some drowning serf milking his also drowning cow

[@Username-jo4cc]

The Warcraft Terran theme song was a good touch, even just for a part.

[@benschultz288]

Never seen anything about this game and understand little to nothing about what’s happening but that doesn’t matter when there’s commentary GOLD throughout the entire video

[@danialnotflicker]

Kleaper, whatever you do, don't leave us. Please. PLEASE! you are the best gaming youtuber at this age and if anyone tries to cancel you, we will have your back with pitchforks and common sense

[@Batmans_Pet_Goldfish]

Breachable and submersive killed me.

[@Thebigchung]

Kleaper, you know you’ve done good when KZbin themselves have to leave a note talking about climate change

[@SebastianMartinez-oe8vj]

As an American, this has never made me prouder. Thank you Kleaper.

[@maartenvrijsen3606]

He is so good,… in destroying everything why aren’t there more like him

[@Rexking89]

I live in United States of America and I’m eating McDonald’s right now watching this video 😂

[@xlordeverlife9566]

"We could finally break the stalemate with Finland, even as their navy rolled up to the scene- it did nothing. Because it was a navy-" Lmao I am loving this video

[@bigmonke7661]

Kleaper did Harald dirty; not only did he call him Danish and Finish, but he called him Swedish, too, and that's simply unforgivable

[@YumeConnect]

Seeing a video about him always gets me jumping in the seat

[@Tax_Potato]

No matter how much I watch this video it maintains it’s special, relatable charm.

[@nscottrune]

"breachable and submersive" Thanks! I hate it LMAO

[@galacticempire2920]

You know the video's gonna be good when KZbin puts a context banner on the video with an actual United Nations official website link.

[@Frixworks]

Excellent video. Good editing, great narration and storytelling, well done!

[@jackashmore]

The best part about this is KZbin has to add a disclaimer explaining Climate Change

[@pengu1nASH]

It’s strange, teddy was always wanting to do something about our environment.

[@xamrucs74]

Y'know, I was just thinking "y'know, I love the Spiffing Brit, UberDanger, and GrayStillPlays from 2018, but if only there was a KZbinr who could take the best of all three of them." And then the algorithm delivers. God bless you sir.

[@nahx6205]

Once again a video that physically cannot disappoint to make my day better

[@a_vibecheck155]

I love all of your content, even though you only have a few warhammer ones (my favorites) I will forever enjoy seeing you torture in-game people's lives. Keep up the good work!

[@josephboustany4852]

"Breachable and submersive" "Breedable and submissive"

[@slackauthor5746]

His war crimes were so bad that KZbin needed context😂😂😂 love the vids btw

[@LeatherDaddy97]

I can only imagine the time and effort that goes into making these videos

[@user-be2qb9ep4k]

Ahh Skyrim,one of my favorite games that I have played. Edit:The part about crimes against Skyrim and get people.5:48

[@special_k_kman]

I love this dudes videos so much. Keep up the amazing work!

[@mantasgudauskas8139]

AYOOOOOO no way you got Vilnius!!! it's my country's capiatal city! (lithuania)

[@placeholder4107]

That thumbnail is incredible my guy, keep it up!

[@Octolio]

This is the first vid I've seen of yours, and it rocks! Time to check out the backlog

[@luftwaffles1203]

"Speak Softly and Nuke everything." - Teddy Roosevelt, probably

[@lourencoreisderezendealves9803]

This video is perfect and there is no one in the world that can convince me not to make it a reality. I shall take matters into my own hands

[@Rustic_Burger]

Thank you KZbin for posting a fact check on this video. It was truly needed.

[@bluedog843]

I like how KZbin gave a context message about climate change as if this man isn’t singlehandedly destroying the planet

[@the_wolfyraps5736]

I was always an asshole to people that played this type of game like "HoW lOnG cOuLd ThIs TaKe" I was humbled very quickly today as I only went through around 90 turns and it was mentally exhausting ( it was a 7 hour session with a a friend playing )I respect you guys for doing this now 😅

[@domidomusic]

This is the first video I've seen of you and it's on one of my favourite games too and I have to say, you're hilarious

[@SympleSymon]

Oh my, you have a LOT of fun times ahead of you. He breaks Total Warhammer a lot, too.

[@domidomusic]

@@SympleSymon I'll make sure to check it out! Just came across his channel because he wanted to use one of my songs and now I'm hooked hahaha

[@Ajax6116j]

I love how in the end he’s just playing the national anthem😂

[@knight400]

I never thought about playing civ 6 this way, thanks for opening my eyes

[@realgorillapanic7483]

I learned more about planetary destruction from this video than all of the climate seminars put together. All Hail Kleaper!

[@austinclements8010]

civ is unironically the only game that makes me consider diplomacy first

[@milankunc8679]

I dont know how you do it, but you can make any game look entertaining.

[@demoral3030]

"You can never go wrong if there is nobody to disagree." Wise words.

[@briennerose2606]

I love all your content, but the editing on the videos on your main Kleaper channel are just masterful. They are genuinely some of the funniest and best-made videos on KZbin.

[@alberteinstein1620]

Ok the bit at 11:52 gave me a good chuckle 😂