Cities: Skylines, No Roads.

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@ambiguousamphibian
@ambiguousamphibian Жыл бұрын
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@ugfpandas007
@ugfpandas007 Жыл бұрын
Yes sir
@founderoftheempire8589
@founderoftheempire8589 Жыл бұрын
SIR YES SIR OORAH ITS A GREAT VIDEO
@MrWaffles_
@MrWaffles_ Жыл бұрын
Congratz on reading my comment
@dogobgynz
@dogobgynz Жыл бұрын
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@theawkwardpotato264
@theawkwardpotato264 Жыл бұрын
Phrog
@panqueque445
@panqueque445 Жыл бұрын
"Mom, I can't sleep. The garbage smell is too strong" "No, honey. Don't say that out loud. Don't let them find out about the garbage or they're gonna destroy our house"
@captaincodypotato8386
@captaincodypotato8386 Жыл бұрын
Too funny
@CatMagglio
@CatMagglio Жыл бұрын
For real dystopian novel
@SilverDrakez
@SilverDrakez Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the good laugh :)
@kimberly4275
@kimberly4275 Жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo
@PrimalGoat
@PrimalGoat Жыл бұрын
"Mom there's a weird man wearing a black mask outside our house. Should we call the police?: "No, honey. The police will bulldoze our house if we do that."
@Louis-in3qu
@Louis-in3qu Жыл бұрын
"to discourage people from being poor, we raised taxes on the poor" seems legit
@erikbudrow1255
@erikbudrow1255 Жыл бұрын
Ikr, I had to stop and think "Is this how economics actually works?" 🤔
@GamerGuy249
@GamerGuy249 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the Victoria 2 strategy.
@thevoiceofcake
@thevoiceofcake Жыл бұрын
Raising taxes on poor people to encourage people to be rich so you can generate more revenue from rich people taxes is exactly the kind of “tax the rich” scheme we would pass in America
@gregh378
@gregh378 Жыл бұрын
And that kids is the story of why Liz Truss is Britain's shortest serving prime minister
@clray123
@clray123 Жыл бұрын
Not only taxes but also corporeal punishment must be passed - the only way for poor people to improve their material situation.
@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva
@KAPTAINmORGANnWo4eva Жыл бұрын
The successful city is like something out of a light pulp sci-fi novel or manga. A shadowy megacorp starts a company town where every resident, whether they know it or not, is participating in the world's largest front for illegal bank shenanigans and kept in line by elite copter pilots and tech cops.
@kaitlyn__L
@kaitlyn__L Жыл бұрын
The two neighbourhood cops everyone knows suddenly hear helicopters overhead like “uh oh, Corporate HQ must’ve sent in the big guns” and suddenly everything is 80s neon vibes
@Benaplus1
@Benaplus1 Жыл бұрын
So basically Robocop, then
@JEASOUA
@JEASOUA Жыл бұрын
anyone who complains gets bulldozed
@richter2842
@richter2842 Жыл бұрын
I sip my coffee: Its 2:00 AM I stare at the balance sheet in the "city Hall", though the name barely applies: Its a husk of an office building that is floor upon floor of nothing but computer servers for mining cryptocurrency. I look over the states investments and get reminded of my job in the morning gloom. I'm a financial fixer who's responsible for making sure the "city of the future" stays in the green, at least on paper. The truth is, its never been in the green, and crypto is one of the two pillars that keep the whole thing running, the other being the vast deathcare service that makes up the cities largest business. It more or less entirely supports the government in its use of helicopter police to silence any criticism from the innumerable small business that act as fronts for further investment. The cities whole market is a lie, all the money is fake, and everyone is just riding this out until things finally crash. My thoughts are scattered as I've kept them to myself my whole life: I saw enough friends lose their house or get disappeared to know not to speak out. You either move away or you play the system. I hate this job, but you can't say no to the kind of money it offers.
@boldCactuslad
@boldCactuslad Жыл бұрын
@@richter2842 very nice
@GregSalazar
@GregSalazar Жыл бұрын
"To discourage people from being poor, we raised taxes on the poor..." 💀
@bensoncheung2801
@bensoncheung2801 Жыл бұрын
34 👍
@friendlyfox2189
@friendlyfox2189 Жыл бұрын
us government has been doing that for years except the poorer even became poorer
@Spubbily01
@Spubbily01 11 ай бұрын
Reganonics baby! !
@JXßT3R
@JXßT3R 6 ай бұрын
Sounds like communism!
@panzerofthelake506
@panzerofthelake506 17 күн бұрын
​@@friendlyfox2189 I don't know where you heard this, but most of the taxes in the US literally come from the top 20%, barely any come from the bottom 50%. You couldn't be further from the truth
@moppt
@moppt Жыл бұрын
4:38 me and my partner are sat in bed dying of laughter at the idea of a thief, midway through a burglar, being surprised as 50 people with sledgehammers burst through every wall at once, and proceed to kill the thief in the process.
@obsidian-triviam5991
@obsidian-triviam5991 Жыл бұрын
hes like lets game it out, but instead of making everything a living hell, he makes everything a confusing hell.
@deathweaselx86
@deathweaselx86 Жыл бұрын
Let’s game it out but better
@aaronswanson6227
@aaronswanson6227 Жыл бұрын
Let's Kafka it out
@yes-hn7mw
@yes-hn7mw Жыл бұрын
@@deathweaselx86 both are good
@atsukana1704
@atsukana1704 Жыл бұрын
@@deathweaselx86 i love both for different reasons. AA challenges himself, while lets game it out challenges the game 😂
@BodywiseMustard
@BodywiseMustard Жыл бұрын
He's* let's*
@zareklordofthefries7858
@zareklordofthefries7858 Жыл бұрын
I'm baffled by the idea that paths for people to walk on are more expensive to maintain than paths for giant heavy machinery
@aviowl
@aviowl Жыл бұрын
Me too
@user72974
@user72974 Жыл бұрын
Yeah this isn't accurate. In real life, pedestrian areas are a lot less expensive for the city to maintain because you get a lot more (taxable) business activity per unit area in them compared to roads, parking lots, etc.
@verdiss7487
@verdiss7487 Жыл бұрын
It's absurd. The problem should be flipped: it's maintaining road infrastructure that should be bankrupting cities, just like real life.
@hi-i-am-atan
@hi-i-am-atan Жыл бұрын
they aren't - they cost the same, both in terms of build cost and upkeep. i think the only actual added cost to pedestrian areas are the service points and, well, strictly speaking, they _are_ still maintained to support giant heavy machinery. the pedestrian roads see a lot less automobile use than normal ones, for sure, but they still have to handle vehicles like ambulances and fire engines
@Fenrakk101
@Fenrakk101 Жыл бұрын
@@hi-i-am-atan this is not true at all. ambulances and vans don't damage roads. road wear is exponentially proportional to vehicle size/weight, to the point where in any traffic engineering calculations you literally only consider trucks. and you're not allowed to cram giant articulated trucks onto any pedestrianized streets
@jacoblyman9441
@jacoblyman9441 Жыл бұрын
Dude just made E.P.C.O.T in Cities Skylines. Underground roads, circles, pedestrian and mass transit only on the surface... yep.
@ambiguousamphibian
@ambiguousamphibian Жыл бұрын
Don't tell people about my plans to recreate Florida yet
@MABfan11
@MABfan11 Жыл бұрын
@@ambiguousamphibian en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V%C3%A4ike-%C3%95ism%C3%A4e
@bigmike8586
@bigmike8586 Жыл бұрын
@@ambiguousamphibian The entirety of Florida? You'll need to cross it over with Planet Zoo, there are so many gators you can't just ignore them
@vamuse
@vamuse Жыл бұрын
Recreating the Venus Project might have actually been more sustainable...
@epiccrisis8958
@epiccrisis8958 Жыл бұрын
Needs mixed used zoning where one building serves as both housing and commercial at the same time. It will solve the issue of houses being so damn expensive to maintain.
@shraka
@shraka Жыл бұрын
That's good to have but you don't NEED it for walkable cities. If you would have a shop with a level of residential on top, just put a two story shop with a two story residential next to it. You can easily hit walkable densities with that approach - in reality anyway. Hell you can do it with single story if you have well planned PT.
@erkinalp
@erkinalp Жыл бұрын
Cities:Skylines lacks complex and mixed use zone support. It only allows basic Euclidean and building by building methods.
@panzerofthelake506
@panzerofthelake506 17 күн бұрын
Cities skylines 2 added this
@comradetio
@comradetio Жыл бұрын
Next video: Cities: Skylines, No Cities
@ambiguousamphibian
@ambiguousamphibian Жыл бұрын
Who told you?
@superfahd
@superfahd Жыл бұрын
@@ambiguousamphibian What are you gonna do? Bulldoze their house?
@acksOldPeople
@acksOldPeople Жыл бұрын
When he said his patrons haven't committed any crimes I had a pang of guilt, but then I remember I'm not a patron so am legally allowed to commit as many crimes as I like.
@crazyboutferrets
@crazyboutferrets Жыл бұрын
It's not a crime if you're legally allowed to do it
@300fans
@300fans Жыл бұрын
Found the loophole!
@Elvesflame
@Elvesflame Жыл бұрын
@@crazyboutferrets It's not a crime if the state never finds out!
@rtsrt165
@rtsrt165 Жыл бұрын
you can commit crimes, but then prison workers will commit crimes on you >:)
@alpheelol
@alpheelol Жыл бұрын
please never stop making these
@evilgibson
@evilgibson Жыл бұрын
as long as ambiguous avoids the eye of KZbin, it will be fine. KZbin could find X rated content in a video of dancing fruit for babies.
@SMGJohn
@SMGJohn Жыл бұрын
@@evilgibson Its okay, so long ambiguous praises the rich and our glorious free market ecogronomics, he will be forgiven by the KZbin big brother.
@bensoncheung2801
@bensoncheung2801 Жыл бұрын
1000th 👍
@CommanderTK9091
@CommanderTK9091 Жыл бұрын
That’s funny that some of the financial district buildings simply existed as a façade while all of its employees worked remotely.
@Vooman
@Vooman Жыл бұрын
I love the premise of Ultimate Pedestrianton's cash flows, particularly due to the thought of it turning straight to Mad Max the second the Everything Bubble popped lmao
@tiredwastelander
@tiredwastelander Жыл бұрын
I like how his videos are super in depth and interesting but also easy to watch and very enjoyable
@BeyondCarl
@BeyondCarl Жыл бұрын
Ok
@tiredwastelander
@tiredwastelander Жыл бұрын
@@BeyondCarl Ok
@StationaryGamingReal
@StationaryGamingReal Жыл бұрын
Ok^2
@goobergobbler
@goobergobbler Жыл бұрын
yeah his vids feel like a treat lol
@Mankorra_Gomorrah
@Mankorra_Gomorrah Жыл бұрын
One of the first cities I made in cities skylines was a car free city using the traffic manager mod to ban cars, but not trucks, taxis or emergency services, from every street. The only ways into the city were air, train, or boats and it worked really well. It forced me to design some pretty robust subway and tram networks but once I got good at that the whole thing worked like any normal city.
@Joe-xq3zu
@Joe-xq3zu Жыл бұрын
That sounds like a city I wouldn't mind living in
@Mankorra_Gomorrah
@Mankorra_Gomorrah Жыл бұрын
@@Joe-xq3zu ya I thought it was going to be a dystopian hell scape, kind of like the cities in the video, but I wasn’t upset that it worked lol
@kaitlyn__L
@kaitlyn__L Жыл бұрын
That’s more realistic honestly, these “you must build houses on Lifestyle Centre paving” rule is bizarre, no wonder it cost so much in the video.
@stormlordeternal7663
@stormlordeternal7663 Жыл бұрын
When banning private cars actually improves traffic and better public transport makes up the difference better. Turns out when you ban cars you kind of have to provide an alternative form of transport for people to get far without walking alot.
@fryingpanda9103
@fryingpanda9103 Жыл бұрын
Congratulations you've created denmark.
@MrCompassionate01
@MrCompassionate01 Жыл бұрын
Why do pedestrian areas cost more to maintain than roads? You would've thought human feet would do less cumulative damage than vehicles.
@captaincodypotato8386
@captaincodypotato8386 Жыл бұрын
It's all the ppl who wear Crocs
@nathanb011
@nathanb011 Жыл бұрын
Because the Cities Skylines devs seem to think of pedestrian paths as vanity structures (hence the categorization) so it is more expensive despite the clear unrealistic nature.
@MrMessiah2013
@MrMessiah2013 Жыл бұрын
Because Colossal Order don't realize that "Pedestrian Area" doesn't mean "no cars, ever" and that emergency and maintenance vehicles are definitely still allowed there. You can imagine that in this imaginary world, maintenance and emergency services would be much more expensive. For an example of such an area in real life, you can just look at one of the best examples of a car-free pedestrian are in America in real life: Disney. Where groundskeepers, ambulances, and security all still have access to vehicles and aren't forced to walk everywhere. Just another example of "Car-brain" in the wild.
@EighmyLupin
@EighmyLupin Жыл бұрын
@@nathanb011 I mean unless you live in an overpacked city they ARE vanity structures.
@EighmyLupin
@EighmyLupin Жыл бұрын
Sidewalks tend to be more expensive than roads.
@Zerox5861
@Zerox5861 Жыл бұрын
You.. basically built Epcot in that third city. Not the theme park, the actual city Walt Disney planned. Well done.
@Vok250
@Vok250 Жыл бұрын
Kind of dumb that the pedestrian roads are more expensive to maintain seeing as in real life it's the literal complete opposite. How very American of the developers.
@Squibbleses
@Squibbleses Жыл бұрын
I remember playing the original SimCity and figuring out you could replace all the roads with rail and completely avoid traffic caused pollution. It was a sad day when I got SimCity 2000 and that particular trick no longer worked
@colinhubble6667
@colinhubble6667 Жыл бұрын
it works in sim city 3000, i got a million people on rail and subway lines once
@purrfactor
@purrfactor Жыл бұрын
Also putting electrical wire above every rail and reducing the maintenance fund to zero percent. The wire saved the rail from destruction 😎
@altejoh
@altejoh Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a city I tried designing in highschool. Concentric rings, gradient zoning, but instead of roads, a venice like waterway system. Had a knock on effect of reducing heat island effect as well.
@IRBork
@IRBork Жыл бұрын
I love the Cities series on this channel because it always starts out as a quirky fun little idea to just build a whacky city and it always ends up being glaring lesson in modern socioeconomics.
@bongosmcdongos4190
@bongosmcdongos4190 Жыл бұрын
Not in this case sadly. He shouldn't be this far in the red as pedistian paths don't swallow money irl. Road maintenance does. He's also kind of making them badly, no offense to him. He's not a city planner.
@saoirsedeltufo7436
@saoirsedeltufo7436 Жыл бұрын
Ehh, problem is the game is very American and car-centric - it's not a realistic economic sim. The fact pedestrian paths are more expensive than roads says it all
@TheJustifiedDevil
@TheJustifiedDevil Жыл бұрын
@@saoirsedeltufo7436 They are not more expensive, that's the thing, I keep seeing people say that but u can check it yourself on the wiki. Somewhat realistically what is costly about it is the fact that now the government needs to have employers and facilities to distribute and collect stuff. You could let businesses and so do their own delivery but that would be ripe for abuse and w that raising the maintenance indirectly for damage of car overuse on pedestrian roads. That's also shown by the fact that the price of them goes up with the zoning, as u would need more and more people hired to do the work that would usually be handled privately. Have a nice day!
@calebjordan3116
@calebjordan3116 Жыл бұрын
I love that you dont go from fun pc games to boring mobile games. it's always so enjoyable to watch your content
@lolika4556
@lolika4556 2 ай бұрын
9:47 USA budgeting be like
@theblackguytv9891
@theblackguytv9891 Жыл бұрын
"You need the police? A team of men are on their way with SLEDGEHAMMERS to knock down your house" HAHAHAA 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@no-lifenoah7861
@no-lifenoah7861 Жыл бұрын
on the bright side, the criminal you're complaining about will more than likely be trapped within the rubble and asphyxiated to death
@theblackguytv9891
@theblackguytv9891 Жыл бұрын
You can't steal if there's nothing left to steal 😂
@lessevilnyarlathotep1595
@lessevilnyarlathotep1595 Жыл бұрын
just like real life!
@Jack-he8jv
@Jack-he8jv Жыл бұрын
sounds like something that could actually happen in the US lol.
@adorable_anarchy2
@adorable_anarchy2 Жыл бұрын
I too have been playing with this idea. One of my favorite things to do is take out most of the roads and make them utilize Cable cars. Either that or the whole city is made of roundabouts going different directions. Some neat designs can be made, and if you put crossroads in the middle you can utilize them very well. additionally, it makes it pretty easy to add tollbooths every 5 feet. Lol
@vojtasTS29
@vojtasTS29 Жыл бұрын
*tries to build a non car centric city *does hard zoning and shit density truly amazing urban planning right there
@kaitlyn__L
@kaitlyn__L Жыл бұрын
TBF the first is built into the game, the second… yeah
@DevynCairns
@DevynCairns Жыл бұрын
@@kaitlyn__L While yeah there's no mixed-use lots, you can actually get pretty good results by alternating commercial, residential, and office, without any separation. You just have to be careful not to put too much commercial beside high-density residential or the noise pollution is bad. But offices can work to buffer that. I've been able to have pretty mixed-use cities in the game - it's a lot of work but it actually looks pretty cool.
@kaitlyn__L
@kaitlyn__L Жыл бұрын
@@DevynCairns fair enough. I’ve done that myself, but growing up in a place where so many people live in flats above shops, your solution is still far too “hard” zoning for my liking ;) I saw a little of that in some of these cities in this video though, but not as densely alternating as it could’ve.
@DevynCairns
@DevynCairns Жыл бұрын
@@kaitlyn__L You're lucky - where I live there were several decades where they pretty much avoided doing anything mixed-use at all outside of some very core areas, and it's only started coming back in the last 20 years. There are still entire neighborhoods where you can't have a shop or cafe at all except on one particular street. I wish Cities: Skylines had mixed-use lots and a little more gameplay mechanics at the actual building level, but as it is you can still make pretty nice cities compared to some places ;)
@realdragon
@realdragon Жыл бұрын
Hard zoning was painful to watch
@RyokoVT
@RyokoVT Жыл бұрын
How the hell did Paradox arrive to the conclusion that pedestrian zones are more expensive than anything else. I don't understand how this happened.
@SerLagsalot
@SerLagsalot Жыл бұрын
Paradox Mathematics is a special kind
@C4H10N4O2
@C4H10N4O2 Жыл бұрын
The road is being cleaned and maintained by hand, because no machine is allowed to break the sanctity of it's concrete. So many man hours are required that it is more expensive than a highway.
@mannypardo8900
@mannypardo8900 10 ай бұрын
Pro-car propaganda brought to you by big car.
@jaggederest
@jaggederest Жыл бұрын
Might be your most realistic city yet - "made possible by horrible state-run shadow banking and market manipulation [despite] this city sustaining massive negative cashflow"
@gekokapowco
@gekokapowco Жыл бұрын
the way you ran that town in almost a legitimate financial way makes you seem quite competent and attractive
@DPadGamer
@DPadGamer Жыл бұрын
Commenting before watching... how? Highways only? 100 off ramps into a single building each? Edit: Incredible, iconic. Truly a city worth future planners could learn from.
@tonydraht
@tonydraht Жыл бұрын
Your channel has quickly become my favorite, I keep rewatching videos I have already seen dozens of times just because there is basically no channel that compares to the content you put out. Keep doing what youre doin
@vhms123
@vhms123 Жыл бұрын
I too do that to both AA and SsethTzeentach. They're comedy geniuses
@Mifune41
@Mifune41 6 ай бұрын
2:11 Very cool city where every house gets it's own basketball court.
@wisdomaxolotl2766
@wisdomaxolotl2766 Жыл бұрын
Congratulations on accidently becoming an Urbanism KZbinr!
@evinbraley
@evinbraley Жыл бұрын
He'll join the ranks of Not Just Bikes and Adam Something one day.
@kacpero02
@kacpero02 Жыл бұрын
@@evinbraley oh god i hope not
@TheMfbuddha
@TheMfbuddha Жыл бұрын
I needed your soothing sultry monologue to ease me through his migraine, the universe provides
@Beoulve95
@Beoulve95 Жыл бұрын
Sorry about that $11.99, chief. But it was well worth it considering the results.
@DaWombatGaming
@DaWombatGaming Жыл бұрын
Your work is always a treat
@ragerancher
@ragerancher Жыл бұрын
"Hello police, yes I'd like to report a crime please" "Ok sir, please stay where you are, we will send a bulldozer round soon."
@shijikori
@shijikori Жыл бұрын
love it when your city building game is car centric.
@goodguyguan3412
@goodguyguan3412 10 ай бұрын
Weird it's almost like real life. Have you stepped outside your house in a while?
@joendeo1890
@joendeo1890 6 ай бұрын
​@@goodguyguan3412yes. I want to walk places but all these roads make it dangerous to do so.
@ronal8824
@ronal8824 5 ай бұрын
cities skylines can be very pedestrian centered actually. roads are essential for services, but using pathways, they will actually walk pretty far to get places, and will readily use public transport even while given the option to drive
@chinsaw2727
@chinsaw2727 Жыл бұрын
9:17 “Most of the Bold, exciting city of Pedestrianton is made possible by state-run shadow banking and market manipulation, and this city sustains massive negative cash flows every week.” So… just like London?
@rinmaone2
@rinmaone2 Жыл бұрын
after 12 long days..rejoice! the amphigious ambibian has blessed us with a gold tier narrative!
@Madnessnunky
@Madnessnunky Жыл бұрын
Many congratulatories to you! The many walking feets slapping the ground are an applause to all who look down from above!
@Mister_Clean
@Mister_Clean Жыл бұрын
The names of your save files never fail to ruin me
@dannypipewrench533
@dannypipewrench533 Жыл бұрын
5:27 This is world class commentary.
@macangies
@macangies Жыл бұрын
is it just me or does he sound just a little more crazy every video
@Atorbmain
@Atorbmain Жыл бұрын
you know it's a banger video when ur only critique is you want it to be longer
@jacobb7943
@jacobb7943 Жыл бұрын
You absolutely exploded last year. I'm glad the philosophical amphibian is so popular. You deserve it.
@68Fourty72
@68Fourty72 Жыл бұрын
"You have, two minutes, to design a city that takes one minute to walk through." Dom, Inception
@lokovodo
@lokovodo Жыл бұрын
Yo dude you are my favorite "plays games and edits them into videos" kinda KZbinr, &nd I'd extend that to; You're my favorite "I'ma put this on while I am chillin and tryna relax the brain before I start hibernating".
@Djin348
@Djin348 Жыл бұрын
4:26 there's no home invasion when there's no home
@kaitlyn__L
@kaitlyn__L Жыл бұрын
I understand they want to make the DLC content an interesting spin/challenge, but making the pedestrian paths cost so much is frustratingly backwards. It’s visible why in the style, they’re built like parks or shopping centres. But that’s not how real walkable communities are built!
@alotosius
@alotosius Жыл бұрын
Wow, your video presentation is getting very incredible! I cant imaging how much time it took you to edit this.
@alistersinclair4600
@alistersinclair4600 Жыл бұрын
city 4 looks like something from a Kafka book lol... just endless, pointless bureaucracy, a city which has positive cash flow despite losing tens of thousands of Simoleans a week. A police state of helicopters and the majority of the city being a financial district that no-one ever enters or leaves, because no-one actually works there. Is that a giant insect that I see?
@thetwitchywitchy
@thetwitchywitchy 11 ай бұрын
idk why but you referring to the comment section as the “congratulatory section” makes me laugh so damn hard 😂
@hashtagPoundsign
@hashtagPoundsign Жыл бұрын
So… Pre-industrial industrial, with a feudal tax.
@cristianengel1993
@cristianengel1993 Жыл бұрын
"To discourage people from being poor, we raise taxes on the poor and small business, that way they become rich" OMG why is world hunger even a thing
@scmotastic6462
@scmotastic6462 Жыл бұрын
Congrats! I am proud of you and your accomplishment made in this video!
@Bigfluffydragongaming
@Bigfluffydragongaming Жыл бұрын
Thought the game was called Cities Skylines and not Cities: Sidewalks but yet here we are.
@PrimalGoat
@PrimalGoat Жыл бұрын
I don't know what's scarier. Helicopters constantly policing crime, or calling 911 only to have a group of bulldozers plow down your house or store.
@brandongarcia2929
@brandongarcia2929 Жыл бұрын
Last episode was the Libertarian dream, now you've begun the AnPrim journey: no cars, no roads, no money. Just like Ted K. would've wanted
@FeeshUnofficial
@FeeshUnofficial Жыл бұрын
I wonder if they'll ever make a cities game that's less focused on US cities and more on how European cities work
@haachamachama7
@haachamachama7 Жыл бұрын
I didn't know this game had pedestrian paths in DLC... But holy crap, $12 for a single DLC pack for pedestrian towns?! Damn! lol
@jakeking974
@jakeking974 Жыл бұрын
" Can you build a city without streets?" *Several Europeans are currently typing... *
@ToasterBath1223
@ToasterBath1223 Жыл бұрын
"Rely minimally upon streets" love it. Love you amphibian, you give me the will power to play this taxing and stressful game every time.
@kornelius986
@kornelius986 Жыл бұрын
The soothing sounds of a lizard man blabbering on the internet is all i need to endure the endless task that is life. Among Us 🙏🙏
@chubbyanemone696
@chubbyanemone696 Жыл бұрын
ඩඩඩඩඩ
@Researcher_Jim
@Researcher_Jim Жыл бұрын
Amphibian, not lizard
@Roset595
@Roset595 Жыл бұрын
AA: makes a pedestrian only city because roads are too expensive City Skylines: makes walking paths even more expensive than roads AA: "time to i n v e s t "
@spookysomeone
@spookysomeone Жыл бұрын
as an unironic proponent of pedestrianism and avid hater of cars i fully support this
@spookysomeone
@spookysomeone Жыл бұрын
@James good.
@spookysomeone
@spookysomeone Жыл бұрын
@James what the hell is your problem? all i said was "i like it when cities are walkable" lol
@spookysomeone
@spookysomeone Жыл бұрын
@James oh. sorry, i have trouble reading tone sometimes.
@confusedpacifist9038
@confusedpacifist9038 Жыл бұрын
Pedestria. Was shocked at you not naming it Pedestria.
@swecreations
@swecreations Жыл бұрын
It's insane it's so expensive considering in real life pedestrianized areas are extremely cheap in comparison to car dependant ones.
@jamsya493
@jamsya493 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, i dont get it because car roads require more maintenance and stuff
@ryanm.191
@ryanm.191 Жыл бұрын
Who tf let our world impose 45-60% tax rates when people in this complain about 15%
@Xahnel
@Xahnel Жыл бұрын
On one hand, the city is a paradise of foot and bike traffic, with no gasoline bill, or car payments, or motor vehicle insurance. On the other, the mayor keeps shilling bitcoin at us, and always looks like the only thing sustaining him is cocaine and coffee. And city employees always look afraid, like their jobs are constantly dangling by a thread...
@lankyyyyyy
@lankyyyyyy Жыл бұрын
9:15 "It's not a bubble..." "Ok, it's totally a bubble. But let me tell you why that's a _good_ thing..." "Ok, it's actually pretty bad. But we won't have to deal with the consequences in _our_ lifetime..." "Ok, so the only thing keeping this ship afloat is that everyone profiting from it have agreed not to rock the boat. But they'd never jump ship and leave us all to drown..." "Right?"
@techmouse.
@techmouse. Жыл бұрын
It's hilarious that AA spends so much time playing city builders, and _actually set out to make a pedestrian only city,_ but is still oblivious to mixed zoning.
@Xertic94
@Xertic94 Жыл бұрын
Haha! Your creativity seems to never run out
@HauntedAstolfoBeanPlushie
@HauntedAstolfoBeanPlushie Жыл бұрын
7:34 The save names bruh "why is everyone dead"
@ToxicMothBoi
@ToxicMothBoi Жыл бұрын
Sublime work. This is what 2077 is actualy gonna ook like
@universal_hyssoap
@universal_hyssoap Жыл бұрын
inshaAllah 🙏
@bardofhighrenown
@bardofhighrenown Жыл бұрын
An utopian city completely reliant on unstable financial instruments and economic exploitation of the wider wold would actually be a sick premise for something in the vein of Bioshock.
@EndisBored
@EndisBored Жыл бұрын
"you're just in time for the event" "what event" "Weiner compression day" "what the fuck"
@piggypoo
@piggypoo Жыл бұрын
4:09 Garbage dump 9 3/4?
@TheBillcurtis
@TheBillcurtis Жыл бұрын
Best Friday
@chickenwing_3230
@chickenwing_3230 Жыл бұрын
Heck yea
@htownand4746
@htownand4746 Жыл бұрын
ambulance spotted @9:07 challenge failed
@FranzJx
@FranzJx Жыл бұрын
the city of pedestrians: Pedotopia may need work
@zetazane
@zetazane Жыл бұрын
ayo franzG on the cities skylines video??????
@johannaderee4763
@johannaderee4763 Жыл бұрын
I would like to propose that the method of having people build houses, only to demolish them when they become too dirty, be dubbed the Hokusai method after the famed Japanese painter. Hokusai, most known for his iconic work "the great wave of Kanagawa" was well known for absolutely refusing to clean his houses. He would live somewhere for a while, and then, when it got dirty, he would move. He moved over a hundred times in his life, once even twice in a single day, because he dropped a pot of ink during moving, ruining the floor in his new house
@misateki
@misateki Жыл бұрын
Truly speaks worlds about how American the devs are that the pedestrian paths are as wide as a 4 lane highway and cost several times more to upkeep.
@zetazane
@zetazane Жыл бұрын
but the devs are european
@natel4784
@natel4784 Жыл бұрын
This video indirectly does a great job of showing the shortcomings of city builders that are car dependent. If I remember correctly SimCity was based on an urban planning thesis which became the model for the suburban sprawl hells cape we see today
@Tankmachinegun.
@Tankmachinegun. Жыл бұрын
0:26 125 Hours Hmmmm Not that much for how good the content is.
@hydrothermalworm7778
@hydrothermalworm7778 Жыл бұрын
Once again, ambiguousamphibian has philosophized his way into a brilliant explanation of alien crop circles. It would make total sense that an advanced society, after striving for infinite productivity to uphold a flawed value system, would shift to a society that emphasizes joy, including walkable civilizations. And now they visit us, to display this holiest blue onto the canvas that is our industrial farming complex, so that we too may learn that infinite productivity is not the answer.
@doobiejesus1097
@doobiejesus1097 Жыл бұрын
My four year old niece stopped watching Blippi for this. Thank you, AA, for pulling me up from the depths of children's shows and straight into your witty, philosophical arms.
@datpeep389
@datpeep389 Жыл бұрын
Governments need to take note of AAs important research
@CasuallyShadow
@CasuallyShadow Жыл бұрын
Gotta love how they make roads cheaper than pedestrian areas, despite the fact that they're absolutely cheaper
@TombaFanatic
@TombaFanatic Жыл бұрын
How is infrastructure designed to accomidate people more of a money sink in comparison to infrastructure for vehicles?
@oplkfdhgk
@oplkfdhgk Жыл бұрын
well if they allowed emergency vehicles to use roads and also had public transport then i think it would be alot cheaper and alot better for the people too.
@oplkfdhgk
@oplkfdhgk Жыл бұрын
also it seems like this game also makes pedestrian street cost more to maintain than they actually would in real live. in real live pedestrian streets are usually lower maintenance cus cars weight alot and that causes damage to the road. with humans just walking there is less weight so less damage to road.
@TheJustifiedDevil
@TheJustifiedDevil Жыл бұрын
@@oplkfdhgk Nah the maintenance costs are the same if not less in game, rather the cost is from the zoning, specifically because the collection and distribution of goods and other needs are controlled by the government. The extra cost is the employers and facilities needed to match their needs, as letting businesses do it themselves is ripe for abuse, which would raise the cost of maintenance indirectly anyway. People often don't consider this stuff and in real life, it's usually mitigated by the fact that pedestrian areas often still have relatively close to car roads that can help w the supply and collection. Have a nice day!
@oplkfdhgk
@oplkfdhgk Жыл бұрын
@@TheJustifiedDevil makes sense. hope you have a nice day too. 🙂
@thed_ani
@thed_ani Жыл бұрын
Imagine waking up at 6:00 am in the morning just to walk 2 hours to your factory job, develop arthritis from constantly staying on your feet, and finally walk 2 hours back home at 6:00 pm just to have 2 hours all to yourself, truly a perfect city
@benviehman8640
@benviehman8640 15 күн бұрын
8:13 "That helped us finance the creation of more helicopter police stations that we used to just--bulldoze the locations with crime, to get rid of the crime, of course." 🤣🤣🤣
@pknee219
@pknee219 Жыл бұрын
You could have named the city Mil-walk-ee!
@Merlynn132
@Merlynn132 Жыл бұрын
You know,Disney had a similar idea for his Epcot project. This was back when it was supposed to be a functioning town under his complete control. Kind of like a real life city sim. Any who,he had an idea where pedestrians would walk on the surface level and vehicle traffic would move via underground roads. Just thought I'd mention that.
@zephranarx2172
@zephranarx2172 Жыл бұрын
"Design a town that's completely walkable" Isn't Italy basically that?
@misateki
@misateki Жыл бұрын
Probably lile 95% of European towns under 60k population (they get physically too big to casually walk the entire city after that)
@babler11
@babler11 Жыл бұрын
Where we're going, Marty, we won't need roads
@alfonshasel1995
@alfonshasel1995 Жыл бұрын
Streets where people walk on being more expensive to maintain than streets supporting huge trucks. Sounds legit
@sneakycactus8815
@sneakycactus8815 Жыл бұрын
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