Civ 5 AI Only Timelapse: Mad World

[@luminaryprism75]

Dammit! So close! This is by far the best game the US has had and hot damn the French we’re ruthless with those nukes. Nearly half the globe was irradiated!

[@CallOfCutie69]

The French got their nukes first. D:

[@GhostRider-sf6vr]

Who else thought the barbarians at the beginning were going to be a lot more impactful?

[@LeCheckmate]

No kidding. Saw those two robots and thought that at least some capitals would disappear

[@ezariogerion3138]

Sadly, Death robots are shit at fighting cities.

[@mjp152]

I want to have a 60" screen hooked up to a machine that continually fire up AI only Civ games like this... a Civ aquarium

[@PoliticRevolutionnaire]

What was with the growth of those northern cities tho? Like blimey were all those lakes just lake Victoria or something?

[@justinsmith4116]

The description is so poetic in the context of the scenario, those who do not learn from history.

[@ipv6472]

You sure this isnt Ghandhi naming all his city in french coz the play style is straight outta his motto : "A nuke for an eye only made the world mine"

[@malluk7064]

Lol best comment here. But yeah it must have been Gandhi.

[@mennopenning]

New York dropped from 41 pop to 9 pop, then grew back up to 27 and got nuked back to 7.

[@Karmigula]

Mr Manhattan was created.

[@Pseudiom]

"All around me are familiar faces, worn out wastes, worn out wastes..."

[@thefreshvince879]

As soon as I saw France with Machine Guns in 1995, I knew it was all over.

[@JonatasAdoM]

And the US stuck with Riflemen

[@scottkrafft6830]

6:26 R.I.P. Ottoman Great Prophet 1490-2069

[@squaremacaroni1773]

He was the last vestige of the Ottomans. He will be missed.

[@SproutFarms]

Germany successfully invaded St. Petersburg And it lost them the war.

[@wyrmkintoothgrim1174]

HOLY SHIT FRANCE, CHILL! CHILL!

[@justinaccurate347]

Its me Rome! Rome? Aha my guy. How you been You know, Caesar, he dead man

[@kamilkowalczyk7195]

It's ironic how America built their empire by technological advantage of having Minutemen over medieval foes, and then lost it because it got an era behind French technology

[@hexazalea]

I dont think it was the tech i think it was minutemen can move way faster through all the forests.

[@BuriedFlame]

War...war never changes.

[@JonatasAdoM]

Nobody expected the French Nuclear Program.

[@flyingcookie5639]

When you wonder why isn't France attacking while America and Germany are fighting and they could become the undiscutable superpower... And you have your unexpected answer.

[@felixw19]

Wow France basically nuked all of the USA at once......twice

[@andrewneedham3281]

Fucking dirty fighting French! :)

[@tremedar]

And then sent a swarm of GDRs at them...as if the GDRs weren't OP enough by themselves.

[@falnica]

The snipping of St. Petersburg by USA was the most significan event in the game

[@adampleasants2078]

Did anyone else notice the Ottoman Great Prophet above Istanbul that just survived into the 2070s until being stolen by a French Death Robot? Kinda funny to see how long Suleiman lasted in that state.

[@jmdd3162]

dude you really write some great texts that introduce each scenario, i wish i could read stuff like that in my history

[@viniefulful]

10/10 description

[@burnedolivetree]

Where did the Mechs go? It was just like PLOP and they're gone...

[@TamAviv]

As soon as I seen that France had 3 cities consolidated in a corner I thought they'd win. Then when I seen the infernal yanks spreading across the map unchecked I almost had my doubts. Good job old boney came through in the end.

[@FF-Learn]

France had the upper hand in technology and DoW'ed at the key moment when they had the Nuke but the US didn't

[@aussiejinjo]

But one day, when the ancient enemy was defeated, new wonderful but yet limited lands was discovered, and the truth about this people was revealed: they were able to exterminate all barbarians around them, but not the barbarians inside themselves. lmao the write ups for these are absolutely top notch

[@aidan29officiel91]

France : omae wa mo shinderu USA : nani ?! *nukes on their faces*

[@JonatasAdoM]

How much Uranium did France have!?

[@pablocifuentes3245]

235

[@ItzOnno]

Started rooting for Rome but when I saw they had a slow start I switched to team france, my god it was clutch against america but what a nice fight

[@brendonian4097]

Was that a barbarian Giant Death Robot in 3640 BC?

[@LEFT4BASS]

It was probably from a rebellion in a country whose population dropped too low.

[@robinjonker19]

Where u saw it ?

[@spencer5863]

there are 2 of them next to edinburgh 5 seconds in lmao

[@JonatasAdoM]

@@spencer5863 I.. I thought they were Hand-Axe O.o

[@Qtuz0v]

In this map top is stronger than the bottom sides are better than the middle.The game was mostly decided when France took Osininka and US did not show interest in taking Edirne.

[@EntropicMalevolence]

Napoleon let his inner Gandhi slip

[@Fulgrim88]

One of these days I'm gonna see Germany win an AI only game. Just you wait :(

[@tremedar]

America chokes and loses the championship....AGAIN!

[@tuxedo_productions]

* chokes from radioactive thorium *

[@hexazalea]

HOLY SHIT America actually did well. America's bonus might be shit but the miniute men are both why america won so many was and why it lost to france(they lost their mobility.) Holy shit the minute men are op when everything is a forest.

[@jyphox5791]

Tsar bomba made in france👍

[@JonatasAdoM]

US actually survived the Apocalypse nucléaire, the GDR blitz was too much however.

[@HaussPray]

Nobody expects the French Inquisition!

[@Zesprit15]

Wow, you don’t normally see nukes used so freely like this.

[@DavidHernandez-hx6xt]

Its napoleon, craziest fucking civ lmao.

[@norbertkocsis5945]

Me when I saw the title:all around me are familiar faces worn out places,worn out faces.

[@lordmet731]

Wow... Really thought Germany could have an chance this time... Mistake... But im glad France Made it

[@babbleshd3368]

Lord Met Ever seen an AI only battle where Germany won?

[@lordmet731]

Babbles HD No I have Not :(

[@babbleshd3368]

Lord Met me neither

[@joakim3101]

French Napoleon is now the world leader!

[@nergal9668]

Napoleon Dynamite 2: Napoleon ICBM

[@DavidHernandez-hx6xt]

The hero we needed.

[@geantvertnounours]

Hail to Nukepoleon The Great.

[@EmperorMonkey35]

6:25 RIP great prophet

[@AlzaboHD]

France wanted the statue of liberty back. Vive la France!

[@justinsmith4116]

Lol, I thought I was in your channel. Was so confused for a second

[@juliuscaesar5397]

There needs to be more barbarian encampments.

[@fedupN]

That incredibly satisfying to watch at the end.

[@joehoe222]

Ghandi would be Happy, Nuke Happy

[@niruag8682]

Excusez nous pour nos armes nucléaires, it's not very kind xD

[@JonatasAdoM]

France was in WWI when the US was still in the Civil War. Which is funny because Germany slowed the US' progress.

[@kevinbrown2438]

Never count out the baguette

[@SofiaSeal_]

All around me are familiar faces...

[@MundisMaple]

France has no chill...

[@johnnyrico7104]

Nukes work yo

[@DrWilson69]

Please make more of these I crave civilization 5 or 6 so only battles, the one problem is that there’s never a comeback for the second to last team as they usually don’t even out in the late game. Nice to see that a civ actually had a comeback this game.

[@Buildnstack]

When the us introduces "Freedom fries"...

[@DavidHernandez-hx6xt]

Would have been neat if you used the barb mod (Barbs can take cities and control them). This was cool tho!

[@ShermanMark1]

I knew France was going to win bc they had A stronger military and way better city's America had a chance to beat them earlier but did not take it

[@djray8]

Edinburgh almost got taken down by barbs in the early game lol

[@JonatasAdoM]

Who else thought the barbarians were going to be a big deal?

[@ShermanMark1]

Me lol

[@currycurry2162]

5:29 Nooo the last of the romans!

[@brian3634]

If only America settled more Northern cities. Their population was so much lower than Napoleon's that they couldn't keep up.

[@NinjaBusCow]

I was thinking the same thing, still had some awesome battles though. :l

[@Random_Commoner]

LIBERTÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ !!

[@JulesBeFoundHere]

So spain found el dorado first but failed to buy a settler right away

[@koulematon7359]

Hey. Make more madder world, I think you could just encircle Civs with camps. This would be great.

[@sygon1157]

First I hoped for Germany, then for France to finish US who betrayed all others.

[@ascendedbro1828]

The end was so aesthetic)

[@vlisto3712]

Basically New York vs the world.

[@HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV]

4:48 What does the music remind me of.

[@DoctuhD]

Reminds me of Phantom Ensemble

[@GOhardrock]

Прекрасное далёко *^.^*

[@thanasis89]

I must admit, I did not see that coming. What a turn of events for the French!

[@minefoxc4015]

Athanasios Boutas it was obvious the French were going to win the precise moment they dropped the first nuke,the tech gap between the 2 civs was quite large,midwar the French were using death robots and the Americans still infantry.

[@dikkedamp3493]

MineFox C you could guess by the 3 huge French cities France was going to win because nothing beats science in civ 5.

[@TheRealLamaGod]

Song that was used durning the game?

[@ezariogerion3138]

I love scenario stories so much.

[@HistoryandOtherStuffwithBV]

5:08 (Memories of the end of WW3 scene in episode 11 of Neu Katzland Mapper's Alternate Future of the World intensify)

[@Novusod]

Frenchies fighting dirty with their nukes.

[@GamerFxLP]

GERMANY Why? WHY Germany?! You were so close to achiving what you were striving for, for Generations; relevancy! Welp, third place is better than last. :~ I would have put All my forces in securing Barcelona to be frank and not waste them against the 'muricans. Justmy2cents

[@shawnruby7011]

Tactical nukes

[@lordjimbo2]

Finally! Death Robots!!!

[@АнтоФрансуа]

YESSS this is my France ! !

[@gabrielzak.7942]

I need the, I need the name of the city in the far north. I really need it

[@gabrielzak.7942]

ok I found it (Antium)

[@klovisdenis8835]

@@gabrielzak.7942 yes Antium, it was a roman city but USA captured it

[@徐梓轩-y5g]

How could France win this game, when they've stayed there without doing anything for like 1000 years after they took celtics.

[@ty8730]

By getting nuke?

[@iancalvert417]

Cause they had two huge cities. City populations grow exponentially in this game, and the most important thing is total population. So they had a huge leg up from the start. You could tell america was gonna do well cause they had the other huge city.

[@ysonokosan]

They got ahead in tech, again. Haven't played this game ion a couple years so I don't remember the civ bonuses they get. Seems like in many of these videos France out paces the other civs in tech, and dominates. It was largely a stalemate, till France broke out the robots of doom at the end.

[@Fulgrim88]

They spent all those years building nukes, apparently

[@GoldenZero98]

What's that little island to the west

[@MsJaro89]

I watch. Two countries left. The US seems to have the advantage. Meanwhile, France: Nuclear bombs are doing BUM heheh xD

[@FF-Learn]

US had the most territory but French cities had higher population and higher tech. France was peaceful for most of the game and developed their cities while none of their neighbors wanted to challenge them.

[@kiplingfly1221]

I placed a bet on Germany

[@EmperorMonkey35]

I find this kind of funny And kind of sad...

[@justinaccurate347]

When dreams in which Rome is dying are the best I've ever had.

[@FG_Chaos]

@@justinaccurate347 mad world

[@justinaccurate347]

Mad world.

[@samwisegamgee8318]

wtf onondaga dissapeared at 2:33 for a second

[@kosiak10851]

0:32 Why is Moscow starving back to population of 4?

[@equinehax]

kosiak10851 communism time ☭

[@Alex-sv5cf]

kosiak10851 probably famine

[@betadinemr7059]

trading posts everywhere....

[@majorianus8055]

can anyone tell me where to find these maps? thanks

[@aForkfulOfGold]

I believe AIBattle, the uploader of these videos, is creating them themselves. In the Civ world builder.

[@studiofreresetsoeurs6374]

fraaaaaaannnnnnnce heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere

[@N0obWithaGunUK]

Well shit. I didn't see that coming

[@ROBA05]

Where is Ghandi?! xD

[@davidsmith7752]

ROBA05 France, apparently. 🇫🇷🚀🚀🚀🚀🇫🇷

[@Eurley66]

Vive la France! Should have just shared half the world with our biggest friends and allies, the United States, though. Would have been fine with me!

[@baxterpaschal3392]

[@Darkprosper]

Yeah, not really though. Our biggest friends and allies have been the germans for a while now.

[@ThatGuy3714]

Yeah, first they kick you in your baguette twice then you become the best of friends. It's funny how friendships are created. 😂😂

[@ShaunCheah]

Kinda like the United States and Great Britain in that sense.

[@Darkprosper]

UserName117 Well we were the ones kicking their bratwursts until Prussia happened, so no hard feelings, really. In fact, the french-german friendship, born so soon after WW2, is one of the things I think about when I need my faith in humanity restored.

[@fastfo0d543]

Описание топ)

[@ПолзучийхаосНьярлатотеп]

No Name откуда вы здесь, ребят?

[@RoseRegent]

hey look on the bright side those roman workers have been around for a long time..

[@RoseRegent]

so has that great prophet

[@theyoshi202]

Nooooo so close America :( Worst civ in the game almost won

[@AeonQuasar]

That's not America, but the AI sucks with them. Byzantinum is definetly the worst. Japan, Iroquois and Cartage (on land maps) are still behind America. Even Denmark and India is kinda worse.

[@agostonbarany9668]

Morten Bakke India? You stupid or smth?

[@LEFT4BASS]

@@AeonQuasar I love India. It's so much easier to keep happiness up playing as them.

[@DiabloMet]

Morten Bakke India is one of the top 5 tf

[@Nozdormu1982]

@@LEFT4BASS Nuke Cola is happiness.

[@qclaw1234]

USA USA USA US......

[@st.videoss]

I need to stop reading comments before I’ve finished watching the video

[@qclaw1234]

@st.videos america didn't even win....

[@st.videoss]

MoonMan they didn’t? I havn’t finished watching the video yet.

[@sygon1157]

Usa got big by betraying other Civilizations but are like always by far not good at technology - France get it how to win

[@surgodis_1135]

Baguet

[@plebonhomme6982]

Prussian Nationalist Baguette*

[@douglasquaid7550]

Pretty cool war between usa and germany, was hoping for german victory, but usa got what they deserved in the end.

[@ThatGuy3714]

Calm yourself Hitler.

[@anastasiosvogiatzis92]

EQUALIZE THE MUSIC...

[@JohnSmith-vm6hd]

Giant death robot + nuke. :D

[@protuberancds6647]

Чет Франция сильно имбует, вам не кажется?