Pro Postal: Paradise Lost - Monday

[@MarphitimusBlackimus]

Thanks for checking out PL. You may be interested to know that the photo of the Dude and Champ was based on an actual photo of Vince and Champ. We asked him what kind of photo he would use if he was asking around for his lost dog, and that's one he provided.

[@Civvie11]

That's awesome! We all love and miss Champ even if he was always getting into trouble.

[@Wounded_Kitten]

Your comment implies that you're affiliated with Running With Sissors. If you don't mind me asking, are you? Or am I looking too deep into your comment?

[@TheMentalgen]

He is.

[@MarphitimusBlackimus]

I am the lead designer at RWS.

[@Wounded_Kitten]

@@MarphitimusBlackimus Nani the fuck? Guess that does explain the postal 2 trailers on your channel. I love your videos btw. Keep up the good work. You're making that blinking video right? It wasn't a joke? I genuinely want to see that.

[@stuff9680]

During an interview both Mike J and Vince Desi said that Postal 2 Paradise Lost wasn't made on the official Unreal 2 engine but was made on a cracked beta version because that's all they could get at the time

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

Thats the most postal thing ever

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

That probably explains a lot of the jank, the engine wasn't done yet.

[@maledikt]

I love that fact that this game openly hates Postal 3 too. It's not often you see stuff like this.

[@Pancombine18]

I love killing IG fanboys

[@cyberdiver7076]

@@Pancombine18 Lmao spot the Dark Eldar edge lord

[@Pancombine18]

@@cyberdiver7076 flattering won't save this boy from bullies

[@cyberdiver7076]

@@Pancombine18 bullies? Wtf are you talking about?

[@cyberdiver7076]

@@Pancombine18 Are you still high?

[@SillyDeal1604]

This whole Paradise lost is likely to be the tribute to Champ, Vince Desi's real pitbull dog who passed away 10 years ago.

[@artyomsaveli9681]

'Uninstall (Postal 3) and install Postal 2 and hope for Postal 4' RWS wasn't kidding.

[@blacksheep9716]

Yea

[@runforitman]

I don't know what you mean by "Postal 3" is that some sort of sewer people word? Postal 2 and Postal 4 make sense but not this, I don't want to say it in case I pronounce it wrong. Just please don't say words like that around here

[@kystersweats8465]

@@runforitman yes you did pronounce postal 3 wrong, its pronounced Garbage

[@runforitman]

@@cibo889 Civvies video kzbin.info/www/bejne/i5LNiK19d96Aoa8 will tell you and show you much more why people dislike it, than I could say

[@runforitman]

@@cibo889 if you haven't, watch civvies Monday to Friday of postal 2 to get a good feel for how postal 2 is meant to be. That'll give you a good thing to compare to

[@Grim2o0o]

I just realised the lawman outfit has a yellow hanky on the left back pocket. And going by the queer man's hanky code, that outfit was worn by a watersports type of person.

[@thundersoul6795]

Considering one of the more important mechanics in the game, I'm pretty sure Dude put it there himself.

[@kaydencebernard7775]

Im queer and can confirm

[@sirsnausages2164]

@@thundersoul6795 Now the flowers will grow.

[@PewPewBeets]

I don't get it.

[@cytoid4363]

@@PewPewBeets watersports is a fancier way to say.. pee kink

[@snak8002]

1:21 Funny thing is, according to beyondunreal wiki, Postal 2 runs on some some frankenstein of an engine made of UT99 and UT2003

[@gub4941]

So that’s why it’s so jank

[@Brunoki22]

How the hell does that even work?

[@lztn1183]

This game seems to be held together by staples and used cum-rags

[@snak8002]

when did this comment get so many likes?

[@rheawelsh4142]

@@lztn1183 earlier unreal engines are also hilariously bad for open world games, they load a shitton of the existing data to ram at the very start so any tiny thing added means a massive stability drop

[@bucc9661]

12:17 I just realized that krotchy's hat is a condom

[@alastair852]

It’s a jimmy hat.

[@PewPewBeets]

Fitting.

[@severindrake980]

13:09 "Stock Horror Scream". All jokes aside, i feel Corey Cruise did a good job with the voice. Such a shame it was Postal 3.

[@amberbaum4079]

Right. I love that that RWS gave him a big cameo. It's not the voice actors fault that the the game they lend their voice to is shit. This whole having two postal dudes in the game that end up interacting with each other is just great.

[@sorrenblitz805]

@Мармеладов ТВ kinda depends on your perspective. He could be postal 2 dude dissociating and hallucinating a different version of himself. He could be the result of Dude's headwound until Friday when reality breaks down and postal 3 dude definitely becomes real. It could also be, as implied by the very first postal game, a demon that has possessed the dude and can now manifest in a similar form to further torment the Dude. Madcow Mike J is a thing so magic and demons and stuff aren't exactly off the table.

[@JohnnyAppleseed-mq9lb]

This game is basically an alternate universe version of Fallout New Vegas

[@GuyOnAChair]

Heh

[@woodrow4970]

Have you seen this lost man

[@spicymemesinc.9295]

Fallout: No Regrets

[@apyr1439]

@@spicymemesinc.9295 regerts*

[@TheKromusDevice]

@@apyr1439 *rugrats

[@IDrinkLava]

PRO-TIP: The Velociraptors are one of the hardest enemies in all of Postal 2, but they actually have one weakness: bladed weapons like the axe. It's the only thing that will cause them to reel back in hitstun, which I think was a nice touch by RWS.

[@wrenbeck3370]

1:55 Actually, Gat Out Of Hell had a unique map. It's, like, one of the few things I like and remember about it.

[@PewPewBeets]

I like how The Postal Dude is secretly flipping people off when he shows the picture.

[@Innomen]

"I wish I'd been here a little earlier to kick that chair." Wow XD shots fired.

[@mackenziefehr7644]

Agreed

[@SamDeMonic]

As a person who's living under a rock I have no clue who's the dude who hang themselves

[@kermit4036]

@@SamDeMonic Average Postal 3 fan, that's it

[@alexeyeliseev6322]

​@@kermit4036 are you implying they exist lol

[@kermit4036]

@@alexeyeliseev6322 Judging by what RWS presented in Paradise Lost, not anymore

[@GoodRogue]

Headbanging to Civvie firing dual pistols. I regret nothing.

[@GBlastMan]

"Uninstall and install Postal 2 and hope for Postal 4" Oh boy this aged so well like a fine wine with how things are nowdays, and its so goddamn funny that its almost scary how it predicted Postal 4 being an actual thing nowdays too.

[@tralphstreet]

"Predicted"... yeah, when it's the same developers the one who are "predicting" this it ain't such a prediction is it?

[@aldrichhf35]

Its Because they know how not to disappoint their fans by pissing the postal game they hated most, and made postal 4/paradise lost to repair their past mistake for handing the game to other devs

[@NoahDaArk]

@@aldrichhf35 Not to mention giving out refunds, taking responsibility for it when they could have easily (and rightfully) shoved the blame on the other devs, and producing an expansion pack, a brand new game AND a spin-off game as an apology. Running With Scissors might be known for making “the worst game ever made”, but to those guys it’s all about giving their fans and customers a high quality product

[@SgtMjRomero]

Not really much of a prediction if it's what the team at RWS wanted to do after Postal number [DATA EXPUNGED]

[@Gammera2000]

@@NoahDaArk Yeah, game companies aren't your friends, but the people at RWS have been doing good work. Weird how this studio that thrived on pissing people off has been pretty chill.

[@babyinajet4082]

9:22 if postal dude ever gets in a fighting game and they want to reference civvie, make this one of those special moves with an energy bar.

[@sirsnausages2164]

They put Civvie in Postal 4 as the main crack dealer, why wouldnt they wanna reference him? Civvie led to the revival of Postal as a whole.

[@zigfaust]

@@sirsnausages2164 Just have Civvie in the baground and give The Dude some puppet-master mechanics so he can have Civvie throw items and choke a bitch from the background.

[@cursedapostate3705]

Even Postal 2 hates Postal 3

[@Techhunter_Talon]

There's even an achievement in the base game for finding a copy of the game in the junkyard and urinating on it.

[@100purenacl3]

@@Techhunter_Talon called Screw that game or something like that

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

As you do.

[@rafaelgutierrez6275]

9:38 Love it when Civvie goes full on and fucks around with Painkiller every time lol

[@razrboy20]

KZbin: This video might be inappropriate Me: That's why am I here.

[@piggosalternateaccount4917]

Paradise Lost is genuinly one of the best DLCs of all time, especially due to the effort and genuine humanity behind its creation. If there is any humanity left in something where you can smash a mutated ball sack with a baseball bat :V

[@gabrieltallent1658]

The only way that happens is on the account of humans

[@greybayles7955]

Honestly i cant put my finger on it exactly but when you play paradise lost you can just tell its such a labor of love, like everyone wanted to be making this game.

[@MineSlimeTV]

@@greybayles7955 perhaps it's the hatred the own creators had for the sequel they felt more open to decide to create something so wonderfully splendidly amazingly great and efficient as trying to make a proper sequel

[@NoahDaArk]

@@MineSlimeTV It also helps that, despite making the “worst game ever made”, the guys at RWS are genuinely honest people who want to give their fans not just what they want, but what they *deserve.*

[@cw3le]

A DLC that is basically an entire stand-alone game. The only thing that can classify it as DLC is re-using almost all of the same assets and game engine in order to make it look like it is part of the original game. I would consider Apocalypse Weekend to be a DLC and Paradise Lost to be a standalone sequel, but whatever.

[@andreasottohansen7338]

The guy who did the voice for the Postal Dude in P3 did such a good job, that I honestly didn't realize that it wasn't the same actor as P2 until this DLC put them side by side.

[@hoodedman6579]

They sound obviously different to me but he still definitely did a very good job.

[@Eye_Of_Odin978]

I'm glad Corey Cruise got pulled outta that mess and put into this game, even if he's just the Dude's inner voice. Its a good touch imo, to give the Dude an "evil" voice in his head that gets him to do bad shit.

[@andreasottohansen7338]

@@Eye_Of_Odin978 Not that he needed it, considering the average playthrough of Postal 2, and any playthrough of apocalypse weekend.

[@Jerrarum]

It's cute how worried dude is about his dog

[@milopanero7430]

9:22 I actually have a very similar rule, except the song is Replica by Fear Factory. Good to know I'm not the only one who does this.

[@gabrielloko30000]

8:57 I noticed the Hard Boiled tune...and really well put in on this part

[@eggplantcake1278]

I feel bad for Corey Cruise, he got out in Postal 3, he has a great voice, the shitty game wasn’t even he fault

[@aperturescienceguy2737]

Honestly corey is the only good part of that dumpster fire of a game.

[@kyuketsukirook]

You'd be glad to know he got to voice the Postal Dude again, this time in a good game, in Postal Brain Damaged, and again as one of the voice options in Postal 4

[@Tekkwin]

@@aperturescienceguy2737it wasnt bad graphically tbh

[@lukejensen9933]

@@TekkwinThe soundtrack was also decent

[@lostwojak2554]

At 5:30 I always expect the cow to drop dead when he shows her the picture

[@yugantpandey3925]

11:10 "Oh... this is purrfect! I wish I was a little earlier to kick that chair" This made my day. Civvie is my new favourite KZbinr:)

[@rykahcerberus7680]

I legitimately yelled out "aww hell yeah!" when I saw this in my sub box. Stay awesome and stay crazy, Civvie.

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

0$ spent into drugs?! What are you, a purist or a saint?

[@jeremyabbott4537]

it's called being broke as hell

[@ChickenFingers42]

@@jeremyabbott4537 There's always money for crack, though!

[@LocalHolehead]

Never said he didn't take 'em.

[@Quickdrawingartist]

He's a asskicker.

[@agihammerthief8953]

Why buy drugs when you can kill someone who has them?

[@FrozenPhotonX_X]

I absolutely love I am not the only one who tried to do the beginning riff of Painkiller with the akimbo powerup.

[@nameless5413]

i love RWS they came back decade later and blew PIII out of watter with good old Unreal engine. Bloody cool company.

[@ivoivic2448]

I mean, I automatically like your videos, but Judas Priest part... I didn't even wait till the end.

[@Maggerama]

I hated the game back in the day, mostly for its awful gunplay and overall ugliness, but you've made me appreciate it for what it is after all these years. RWS deserve all the respect they can get, despite that horrid gunplay (by this I still stand). I guess I was too young to understand the true value of Postal 2 - how the cheese and the clunkiness actually help simulate them unique, random events, so that the game's technical imperfections actually benefit the gameplay, etc. Cool, meta stuff actually.

[@tylermcneeley3136]

I don't see how the gunplay is bad, very simplistic sure, but it works just fine.

[@Maggerama]

@@tylermcneeley3136 This opinion is something new for me, I didn't think that anyone would ever defend it. It's twitchy, sluggish and all enemies are bullet sponges that can easily take a headshot from a shotgun and keep on living. To me this is basically the epitome of shitty, unsatisfactory gunplay.

[@tylermcneeley3136]

@@Maggerama Than you've never played a TellTale game.

[@tylermcneeley3136]

@@Maggerama Also, I've killed enemies in game with one pistol shot from a distance, so either you are playing on the hardest difficulty or your game is bugged.

[@Maggerama]

@@tylermcneeley3136 I've played so many that it's embarrassing to admit...

[@xCynder]

Paradise Lost is easily my favorite expansion of all time (tied with Shivering Isles of course)

[@psxcsomething6114]

CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!

[@ashertheprophet9601]

Now that's culture

[@wojakthecrusader1410]

"Accomplish with catnip you got a Max Payne way through it". I am dying lmao.

[@LittleMushroomGuy]

11:34 Postal 4 actually came out and its pretty good

[@MahNamJeff]

I can confirm that this game exists

[@_lucyfree]

It's promising but it's in early access so it's not even close to being close to being finished

[@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117]

Bad news for you. It's still jank as fuck and more raw than postal 3

[@soulstorminferno5135]

I don't know why but a game just randomly adding a velociraptor for no reason whatsoever is ALWAYS peak comedy for me.

[@Thosis]

Paradise Lost is the ultimate Postal experience, and FPS gaming in general. What you're doing with these series is amazing Civvie. Also can't go without mentioning the clip at 9:35, it's perfection.

[@qortsonseth]

Judas Priest - Painkiller

[@mothman6378]

Karen Chan Not a bad one, to be honest.

[@GrimmXilixion]

I was binging this playlist and was on the fence about whether or not to subscribe. After the Painkiller bit, I am not longer on the fence. Subbed.

[@ChomskiHonk]

Very tasteful use of John Woo music

[@supersnow17]

YES I WAS WAITING SO LONG FOR YOU TO START PARADISE LOST.

[@Wounded_Kitten]

Didn't expect this so soon. Dude, you _just_ finished your postal 3 review! Keep this up and you're gonna burn out, and nobody wants that.

[@LocalHolehead]

He might be having way too much of a hell of a time to burn out just yet. At least, I hope so....

[@zxczxczxc7240]

its better to burn out,than to fade away

[@SirDamned]

UT2004 ran uengine 2. Probably the best UT game, with such mods as ballistic weapons, Red orchestra, killing floor..rocket league..alien swarm..hmm

[@TooMuchSascha]

R02 is so fucking gooood

[@michaeloverton04]

8:29 Did Civvie just predict NFT's?

[@darkmage07070777]

Congratulations: you have single-handedly convinced me that Postal III was just an honest (if atrocious) mistake and to give RWS my money again. I'm going to get Paradise Lost now, back later.

[@Igneeka]

RWS had (and wants) nothing to do with Postal III anyway

[@WastedScoundrel]

10:24 - shit does that mean that Civvie is going to play Jurassic Park Trepasser? I love that game.

[@Maggerama]

It would be insanely cool. I tried to love it and appreciated all the awkward, yet innovative stuff, but that bitch kept on crashing at the first T-Rex, so I was left blue-balled to this day. edit: they really need do reboot it for VR

[@Orange_Swirl]

@@Maggerama blueballed ha

[@Bitterman5868]

Jurassic 1st person tatooed Tiddies

[@ArcturusOTE]

@@Maggerama well AVGN beat him to the punch, but hey I wouldn't mind seeing Cv take om JPT

[@klaud7311]

>nukes town and leaves >complains that it's shit without him when he returns

[@fernandohood5657]

your video made me replay this Dlc again, love postal2

[@jordanarnold71]

I finally saw the episode where Civvie confirms my suspicion that he has been re creating the opening to Painkiller with gun sound effects.

[@SerathDarklands]

11:51: _There can be only ONE!_

[@bothatguyyoudontknow]

Thank you for risking your sanity to bring us these POSTAL videos, I've spent many insomnia fueled nights watching these. It's not easy, but someone has to do it 🍻

[@crazisaturn2274]

11:19 I found this today (which so happens to be the start of my first playthrough). I assumed it was where the wise man was. I then found out it was Krotchy.

[@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180]

I've had this in the backburner for those two years, finally reinstalled Postal 2 and seems like I'll have the time to play it. Angry at myself for losing so manycool secrets on monday,honestly.

[@triplecastsleep1924]

That painkiller bit was fucking sick. EDIT: 9:25

[@yuugienjoyer]

10:33 HOLY SHIT IT'S DUSK

[@christraymer3727]

9:08 and that's why speedballing killed too many of my senior class

[@zigfaust]

I remember the first time I found the Raptors I was like "Cool.... dinosaurs..." And 3 seconds later I was like "HOLY SHIT, DINOSAURS, AAAAAAAAAAAH!" It made me realize how many games job raptors when Postal 2 shows you in fact they are killing machines capable of going toe to toe with Homo Dudien.

[@aarontabor7098]

That Painkiller bit was amazing!

[@Viva93]

YESSSSSSSSS youre on paradise lost now! God i had so much fun with helping to test this game pre release it was a wild (and sad) ride.

[@elchubacabra2840]

Thanks for introducing me to Judas Priest Civvie.

[@opvask]

8:20 well that skit didnt age too well haha

[@DoctorTex]

"Those three saints row games that had the same map" Gat out of hell actually had a different map.

[@icantplaydrums399]

Civvie, my boy! Loving the videos and everything! Keep up the great work, your videos really do help me out!

[@FritzMcYeet]

Gotta ask, what is this song at 7:41

[@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117]

Idk but I think its a song from super mario 2

[@ZacharyDietze]

I like how the devs hated Postal 3 so much that they wanted no one to buy it since the beginning, delisted it as soon as possible a year after release, and 3 more years after *that* made a proper Postal 3 themselves. I have a huge amount of respect for them because of that. Really the only thing we need now is Postal 2 with all the DLC’s, and 4 on consoles, (Especially Nintendo Switch) and we’d be 100% golden. I’d ask for online multiplayer too in Postal 2 and 4 much like what Quake is doing, and maybe even user made supported mods, but I feel as if that would be too much to ask for at the moment, as they are doing a great job with everything else. I’ll probably never be able to play these games since I’m too port to afford a decent PC that won’t crap out on me after a month, but I still can’t praise them enough for owning up to mistakes that they didn’t even really make in the first place. That takes some serious balls, and I love it.

[@The_General_Zubas]

1:30 The Zombie game where you could not run? OH BOY WAS THAT FUN!!!

[@revkun]

Thank you for playing pain killer on the pistols

[@JohnDoe-qs6hk]

Watching you play this game soothes the pain of not being able to play it myself, since lawmakers are tards in Germany and we just took doom 1 off the index postal is still on. FML

[@alucardcrimson4939]

John Doe wait old school DOS doom wasn’t allowed in Germany?

[@LeoPokemonBrasil1]

@@alucardcrimson4939 Nope

[@ArcturusOTE]

Well you could always 'rate it, RWS is fine with that

[@christopherwall2121]

@@alucardcrimson4939 E1M4

[@TheSolidMidgetOfficial]

4:42. If you throw a matchstick at the marriage-wannas. You'll gain helath of 200 if you have full helath.

[@johnmoo8072]

Always glad to watch a Civvie video. 🐄

[@trelarasleontas3531]

I can't believe this. I thought Paradise Lost was "Apocalypse Weekend". I didn't know this was a new expansion until today! This made my day. More postal for me!

[@MegamanXfan21xx]

Another example of a series that constantly reuses the same map is the Yakuza series. I don't know if 7/Like a Dragon has it, but literally every one of them has Kamurocho in it. The only ones that don't are the ones that take place in the distant past. I think the side series, Judgement, has it as well.

[@michaelbuehler3897]

9:40 *FUCKING METAL!*

[@bucc9661]

This honestly feels like a game you would screenshare with your discord friends.

[@GiveMeBass93]

3:19 - Dilbert from Paradise PD

[@IronHawk5]

Postal map music: *plays* Me: "This.....does bring a smile to my face."

[@karisasani7006]

7:54 its like he saw how that unfolded

[@dutchbungis006]

I'm surprised they didn't call Paradise Lost "Postal 3" without the roman numerals as if to say "no no this is the real Postal 3"

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

Darker than any Doom or Duke nuke em hidden Easter egg 11:10 this can't be healthy for me but I feel great

[@someguy8951]

12:40 Arthur Morgan, is that you?

[@Professional_idiot98]

im already on the second day yet ive fallen in love with postal all over again

[@Tabby3456]

3:21 the game is bringing back from when in postal left off, both Monday though Friday and Saturday thru sunday which is why I thought it was clever when civis would run when they recognize your face and the man in the picture (AKA: psycho killer)

[@DodderingOldMan]

Nah, it's because, if you look at the way you're holding the photo, you're giving them the finger.

[@backlogbuddies]

As a game designer i am now making sure you can do the intro to painkiller with my pistols

[@BillyNye1982]

And 'PANTERA' & 'SLAYER', playing on your home stereo.

[@misterdrxwzee]

I wonder if Civvie knows the guy who arguably started GamerGate loves his videos.

[@obeseperson]

They should have a cage match

[@Luckmann]

I mean Civvie makes good videos but he's doubtlessly a fucking idiot. Imagine taking the side of provably corrupt journalists over fellow gamers.

[@johnshea7871]

@@Luckmann That does not mean they are right because they started to harass female game developers just because they are females

[@vengefulmage9064]

Though alot of postal content has been posted here i still dig it. Keep it up dude

[@shadisammoun1393]

civvie is so under rated

[@thenaniboi9659]

Civvie 11 is my comfort food

[@HazmanFTW]

He is, the painkiller, deadly sins, painkiller! \m/ Rock on Civvie, rock on!

[@SheolAbaddonus666]

Judas Priest is a boomer band. Real metal nowadays has drumming that is faster than those geezers in the 80s ever were.

[@kewlpie555]

keep up the good work brother, really fucking love the content

[@BlahoMark15]

11:27 well what do you know we're actually getting 4.

[@The_General_Zubas]

6:35 Damn fine joke there.

[@liverydistuntion3144]

2:50 YOU CAN PUNCH!?

[@TheWaluigiman1]

Ironic that Civie is in Postal 4

[@maxducks2001]

Can we just acknowledge the jump in the voice acting’s quality? Sure, it’s still cheesy, but the Postal Guy sounds better than ever, having some actual inflection in his voice that doesn’t sound forced.

[@zandernewson9933]

What is the music at 2:12

[@marrvynswillames4975]

Its from Postal 2 ost

[@-psilo-9071]

This dlc is the only reason to admit postal 3 exists.