How I got Scammed in Splatoon 3

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

What's something you've always wanted from the Shell-Out Machine, but haven't been able to get yet?

[@Vicvillon]

may the lord above give me one golden banner as a treat before 2024 is over 😁

[@vyrusvoydcat]

Still havn't gotten gold...

[@Abbiegooberr]

Ability chunks Im saving up for ninja squid and intensify action😭

[@noremfor]

Tri-Stringer User. I started to main Tri-Stringer not very long ago, and I've been wanting it on my Splashtag since then. (Okay that's not very long, but cmon) I will get it eventually though, mark my words!

[@solace7748]

Off the hook fan… I have the Marina and Pearl fan titles…

[@jellystarlight44]

the machine really went the first one's free 😭😭😭

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Had me feelin' like it was possible and everything maaan 😭😭

[@jellystarlight44]

@@CJ_Hyperfresh THATS HOW THEY HOOK YA

[@TheRealNoob-fg6uk]

@@CJ_Hyperfresh Blud u were supposed to stay "off the hook"

[@GrimoireIsGrimm]

The fact this video ended with “£&#%# guys be #£&%&# sleeping” fits so well with how CJ was feeling

[@mostlyghostly351]

i feel your pain cj, ive been trying to get the "mostly" title so i can be "mostly ghost" for almost 2 years now with no luck("part time otherworldly being" will have to tide me over in the meantime)

[@User_Samicom]

@@mostlyghostly351 I've been trying to get paragon...

[@jasbiskus]

RIP Marigold, gold banner and Big Man ✊😔 This video was SO FUN!! Your editing is always so top notch, amazing job love!!! 🧡🧡

[@RobGaming2]

4:37 “LOOK GARY THERE I AM THERE I AM” edit: I don’t mean to be that guy but thx for 11 likes.

[@cherry-soda6949]

It ain't even allegations at this point. Rest in peace to CJ's life savings.

[@0.Phaethon]

12:06 Me in that moment: "(Maniacal laughter) IS THIS SOME KIND OF TWISTED JOKE?!?!" Please forgive him tho he already got beat up by his besties!

[@coffee_2234]

I hate it when the game taunts people. 😂

[@CinnamonixRich]

This was so well timed and edited, each little meme and cutaway gag was gold Marina Fan has to be closer now

[@InfiniteThePhantomJackal]

Oh I know this pain. I've been trying AGES to get the Dragon title, and yet it eludes me every time...

[@noremfor]

The luck Gods were not on our side with this one... But we don't give up! Marina Fan can still be acquired before Grand Fest, there is still time!

[@Jonoz0]

Most normal Marina fan I’ve seen. Here’s a sub cause this gave me a chuckle. Edit: I checked to see if I have the Marina fan, off the hook fan, and pearl fan titles, and apparently I do.

[@kidsquid-real]

nah who IS that goober who showed up on screen at 5:36 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 imagine being her if the shell-out machine doesn’t give you marina fan by the time grand festival rolls around i will. um. do something. yeah idk

[@randomkid6236]

0:00 BARS 🔥🎤

[@MemeTrain420]

THAT'S ME THAT'S MY ART I'M AAAAAAAAAAAAA ❤❤❤ GLAD YA VIBED W/ IT This was a mad fun part of the stream. T'was very fun to watch the gradual copium spiral 👍 Hope you get that redemption arc and finally snatch that Marina title (i'm right there sufferin' w/ ya. I still don't have Pearl Fan ) Also, banger funni editing as always

[@TheRealXSanity]

The funniest thing, before hopping off Splatoon to come watch this vid, I ACTUALLY got the Marina Fan title

[@ItsToadTime_Wiiu]

I got 7 bronze capsules in 1 week No gold banners In 2 years

[@FinneganMontague]

12:14 Poor big man… BUT WE WANT MARINA

[@picklefizzoffline]

the voice crack 😂😂😂💀💀💀 8:45

[@zomrai]

your first mistake was going to the shell out machine 😭😭 (also i have all the oth splashtags!!)

[@DDLonlyZZ]

even watching this back has me folded dubble bout to break that machine

[@Tiggggerr]

*sigh* i feel ya. I found out the “Tiger” title exists a month ago, and i havent slept since. (Also if they gave me “Squid Sisters fan” that would be nice too but tiger title is first priority)

[@kenns02]

Shellout Machine is a scam and a taunter. But I believe in you! You will get Marina Fan before Grand Festival! Also R.I.P Marigold and Big Man. Got in between CJ and Marina Fan. o7

[@AnEmoHerrscher]

4:53 Marina Come Home! Genshin or Star Rail PTSD anyone?

[@MrCalCal87]

The one good thing is that the more times you don't get Marina Fan, the more likely you will be to get it.

[@Cerebrugh]

5:36 YOU SUNG IT

[@gameboy3d943]

I already knew Shell-Out is a scam. It took me nearly 2 years to get the "Undercover Brella User" title

[@KitKatSplat]

BRO I WAS HERE FOR THE GAMBLING SESSION AND WAS SCREAMING WHEN YOU DIDN'T GET MARINA FAN #THESHELLOUTMACHINEISRIGGED

[@hedgieandfriends1796]

You went gambling for a 1 in 1,000 splattittle. thats gambling for you

[@JimmyKato]

Okay, knew that blasted machine was rigged but OH BOY I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT.

[@lcmcdaniel1182]

As a wise man once said "LETS GO GAMBLING!"

[@fourhawk3875]

I knew this shell out machine was pulling some tomfoolery

[@BlockSplatoon3]

Lol i spent probably 15 mil and never got the golden banner for this season only the title and a lot of bronzes. I spent 10 mil at once and 100 tickets, 80 conch shells lol.

[@demonoflight]

Watching you lose your entire MIND in real time and you didn't even get Marina Fan!!! RIGGED!!! Better luck next season bud, I hope the new seed will be beneficial! GET THAT MARINA FAN

[@FishySkull30]

Am a 52 Gal Main. ITS BEEN 2 YEARS I STILL DONT HAVE 52. Gal User Title

[@noremfor]

Much luck to you getting that title!

[@Tsukasa_Yugi_1955]

Both me AND CJ Hyperfresh have beef with big man now!

[@Torped023]

Now it's official. I'm playing until I get big man fan. Just for this.

[@charityshereda3582]

Hello CJ! Just wanted you to know that I love your videos!

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Heya, thank you!

[@Castle_of_Princetown009]

Yay!! Gambling! 😃 🎰

[@lucyharbour9274]

CJ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@borb43]

i mean, the shell-out machine quite literally is rigged. all your rolls are decided by an rng seed tied to your save file and im pretty sure theres some way to find out exactly what all your future rolls will be. at least the capsule type idk about the actual reward but theres like a billion titles in this game you really shouldnt have expected to get it that easily

[@augustswanson4448]

TEAM PRESENT!!!!

[@QueenMyrra]

Marina is just way too iconic and the title is way too valuable! I hope Marina fan is out of stock!

[@GrandFestivalDuo]

12:24....Goddamn.

[@TheAstral4ce]

I’m in crippling debt because of this machine but at least I have ORANGE

[@Darius-sy1jy]

9:03 i got that banner a month ago

[@Ashleythezombie-f1v]

In tryna do the same thing for callie but that machine despises me😭 I love callie so much but k don't even have her and Marie's poster yet so I'm playing salmon run for dear life rn

[@O-O_Joce_OSC]

Man i dont even use the machine that much because ik its gonna hurt me😔

[@Squimpis]

At this point I rather get gold scales then look at that thing

[@fishygaming2554]

There’s a splatoon seed checker that you can use.

[@On10nRings]

me who got Marina fan without trying:

[@Malarkeypop2009]

Hey that’s me in the chat!

[@thealexellucas]

I'd give you my Marina Fan if I could.

[@Abbiegooberr]

I got the special banner when my uncle was giving us a new tv😭😭 During summer nights

[@ToonKid4]

shouldve talked to marina agitando smh😑

[@Localissilly_]

The hype at the end of stream 😔

[@dragonempress8367]

BROOOO how did you get pearl fan?! Took me long to get "Queen"

[@audreylefebvre1884]

How is that not on live?

[@plaguedeene]

Ough, a travesty,,, you’ll get it next time Cj👍💥🐙

[@miransp3812]

There’s a website that lets you see what you will get from the shell-out machine

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

yep.

[@dragonempress8367]

Link?

[@Nahbrotripping]

Gambling core!!

[@Captian_3745]

Your b-day is a day after mine ❤

[@jamesonsmoogle7407]

Let's go gambling!!

[@Derpy_G]

This just in: Gambler loses all their money and DOESN'T WIN 😱😱😱😱😱 More about this story at 8 🤵

[@Maybeelipsis]

I have off the hook fan. Ive been playing for 1 month

[@tinybot777]

Hyper fixated youtuber get scammed by the shellout machine

[@Goob-hty]

FINALLY!!!! ANOTHER MARINA FAN/SIMP!!!!!!!!

[@ItsWolf0]

RRR. aw dangit!

[@Greasyboy-mr7bk]

Anyone on the side to swap the clash blaster and the rapid blaster’s name

[@Clad24]

YAY GAMBLING:D

[@paizonedout]

GAMBLING BUT RIGGED AND IN A KIDS GAME

[@icydoesstuff_]

aw dangit

[@Shinygamer70]

I’m sorry the eyes on the png model was killing me 😂

[@Prismparallaxes]

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