How FAST can you touch the alphabet in Splatoon 3?

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Consider subscribing because I got sick while filming, then broke my foot while editing lol 🗿

[@NinTheInkling]

Thats unlucky

[@raycraft001]

Sounds like you need some lucky chips

[@shark_girl]

Here have some lucky color chips

[@WannabeArtist55]

As someone who always twists their ankle every year for no reason. I feel your pain and I hope you get well soon

[@FaisalBashir1]

I have a few questions…

[@Pearl_Blossom]

"I'm the #1 Clam Blitz Hater" [insert the meme with the whole aisle of identical Buzz Lightyears] /lh

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

I'm okay with being unoriginal in this regard LOL

[@Gayboythenormalboy1686]

I wish I had friends who played splatoon so I could actually play clam blitz in a fun way

[@pixelpretzel4546]

Im the #1 Clam Blitz Lover. i am the only one of my kind

[@Lazy_Jelly_Blob]

@@pixelpretzel4546 Nah i love clam blitz

[@shark_girl]

Fr Clam Blitz SUCKS

[@demonoflight]

Calling Sheldon Licenses "lice" is absolutely cursed and now I have an uncontrollable itch. Thanks a lot, CJ :P Absolute banger editing dude, I laughed so hard throughout!

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Teehee >:3 LOL, but for real, thank you! Glad you enjoyed the video and my goofy humor!

[@angeltanya7889]

The parts where the other inkling try to talk about how your “cheating” but you pull out a special is hilarious

[@QueenMyrra]

Touching Marina and Pearl. Super happy of this video dude awesome job!

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Don't think about it too hard LOL ☠ thanks so much, Queen!!

[@crashur3600]

Only real ones cry when they see the Marina boss battle.

[@SplatDroid]

CJ I DIDNT EXPECT TO ALMOST CRY FROM THIS VIDEO Honestly I think this is my favorite video of yours, the music drew me in so much dude!! Great job!!

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

WHOOPSIE LOL That means a lot, Droid! Thank you, and I'm glad you enjoyed it!

[@shuwarindreamin]

8:32 i said "king waves from salmon run" so proudly here cuz they're called xtrawaves in game and got so sad when i saw x battle instead

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Aw man, completely forgot about that! Good call aha

[@shuwarindreamin]

@@CJ_Hyperfresh tbh in your defense, i'm primarily a salmon run player and am very grizzco-brained, so that's most likely why that came to mind first before x battles sjdhdjdj

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

@@shuwarindreamin 90% of my time in this game is spent in grizzco only as well, but i've gotten so used to personally calling Xtrawaves "King Waves" that I completely forgotten about the actual name lol

[@YT_GraphixGaming]

You Also Could've Done Xtra Wave With The Alt

[@jasbiskus]

Oh my god, you REALLY went hard on the editing, babe!! All the bits you did were so fun, and call me predictable but I kinda lost it at 6:00 GOD. Amazing job on this, super proud of you!! 🧡🧡

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

ALSKDJ, glad you got a kick outta that moment! Thanks for always supportin' me and hypin' me up! 💜

[@OMGSOSILLEH]

“I need some fresh air in the form of touching a different letter.” (CAR HORN UR DED)

[@vyrusvoydcat]

Ah yes, Shoot the promo kids with backrooms powers, that's gonna end well I'm sure (not) /j

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

They'll be fine, I'm sure

[@The21stGamer]

There's a sticker named "XCLM character" that you can get in Hotlantis or the Shell-Out Machine.

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Nahh, hoping for the RNG of that would've taken laughably longer than grinding to X-Rank from C- would 🗿

[@calebguerra2489]

I finally found the alpha lang characters. I’ve been looking for so long. Just today

[@DDLonlyZZ]

again ur editing is banger ! XD also fun to see the promo bubs! :]

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Thanks so much, DD! :D

[@scorpiojo1104]

Oh my word! This video was crazy good! The editing is amazing! Better editing than me honestly! Good job!!! ✨

[@JazyyWazyy]

this is such a silly idea i love it

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Thank you!

[@allenparker2113]

You should have done L for lesbian instead for preal and marina instead of p/m

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Shout-out to lesbians- they rock, but I think doing Pearl and Marina's names just fits better, and also they gave me two letters instead of one lol

[@spruceeeee_]

gay :D

[@icchorist]

"touching little buddy" is CRAZY out of context

[@AkarisTyphlosion]

Love the creative ideas, keep it up :]

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Thanks so much!

[@SplatyATL]

i did not look at the comments until i posted my comment lol, sorry if it looks like i kinda stole it 😅

[@AkarisTyphlosion]

@@SplatyATL It's completely fine! I wouldn't get mad for something like that. It's just the truth!

[@SplatyATL]

@@AkarisTyphlosion oh ok!

[@Noteturtle90]

If you think about about it, an X from a loss in series technically counts as touching X, right?

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

That's a super streeetch, but I see the vision and commend the creativity aha

[@MemeTrain420]

You were down with the sickness but you got back up LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!! Banger vid as always dawg! (one day you WILL join the clams enjoyer team >:3)

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Thanks so much, Meme! And yeah, maybe I'll start enjoying Clam Blitz... when Splatoon 9 arrives 🤭

[@0.Phaethon]

9:20 (Me who's encountered this kinda thing multiple times due to getting distracted by Genshin/Star Rail): First time?

[@0.Phaethon]

In all seriousness: Incredible vid! If you can grind to X-Rank of all things while sick there's no challenge you can't beat!

[@SplatyATL]

LETS GOO CJ! You come up with really cool ideas that are fun to watch, especially with the editing ❤

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Ayye, I appreciate that Splaty! Thanks for watchin'!

[@carboiex1152]

Honestly I don’t hate .52 gal I just think it is unhealthy, it has a really quick two shot and it isn’t to ink hungry causing it to be very good at killing, but others than that it’s ok I prefer .96 gal because of the longer range while having a slower attack speed (also .92 does more damage allowing it to damage objects like bubble 52 -> 62), it give others more of a chance to kill it than .52

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Completely fair!

[@Snowy_Yukitori]

Promo player acknowledgment :D

[@DofortyBar12]

6:39 The Quintessential Quenchless Quest for Quirky Q

[@Rhia_playz]

8:21 I was like: One letter left and just over the half Video? How can this be??? *realizes* oh no.

[@s4turnm00nzx]

splatdaddy rat salad and johnnysdad made me giggle

[@dcrey25]

6:24 No way! I was playing with a player with the same exact name! ;-;

[@paizonedout]

Breadling inkling+breadbug

[@SMGlitch]

In this video, you were filled with DETERMINATION

[@13thWaffle]

Great video :) Keep up the good work dude!

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Thanks so much, I try aha!

[@GrandFestivalDuo]

2:09 that stare then him pulling out the trizooka-😂 8:59 The stare returns

[@Evie_.S14]

The quick respawn on the gear:🥲

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

too easy, so i didn't count what i started with

[@Evie_.S14]

Ah that makes sense

[@amxterxsu138]

age of calamity whiplash

[@UmarPoomar]

Dang this was such an emotional journey 😭

[@Fco919]

How do you play the splat zones at night? Like it was a splatfest

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Switch ⭐ Enhancements ⭐

[@cupidwxings]

6:20 click for a veemo ❤

[@Lilyse00]

i think one of the offline characters is named xiaoling or smth idk

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Their name is Xiaoming, but they're only available in Inkopolis Square, which I didn't have unlocked on my side account. I could've gone for X-tra Wave in Salmon as well, but I feel that X-Rank was the more cinematic, interesting approach for this video

[@Lilyse00]

@@CJ_Hyperfresh oh my bad

[@selenaortiz4086]

2:01 I’m dead

[@magikaros]

7:12 OHHHHHHHH MA DOG.

[@tinybot777]

Awesome video

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Thank you!

[@frigglefry_]

8:00 SPLATANA STAMPER?!

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Minor mistake, yeah

[@frigglefry_]

@@CJ_Hyperfresh It's G

[@Ash.A.ValtA1122]

Me looking at the night time Rank battles How do u do that

[@Sgragy.J]

Why does it look like you are on the night versions of the stages? Is there a setting I can turn on? 13:38

[@LinenMinun]

I wish there was, but it's only possible through mods for now :c

[@hotshot-07]

If you eat an XP ticket you technically have to touch it

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

too lame for it to count imho

[@JustARandomGG]

X-tra wave from salmon run

[@tillllttt372]

How did you play ranked at night like in splatfest? pls tell me

[@kenns02]

This was an incredibly creative idea and another awesome video!

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Thank you, Kenns!

[@LuckeySushi]

How are you playing ranked in night time stages

[@mochifox6675]

wait how do you play anarchy at night without modding? cuz when you mod you get banned

[@yattaohyaaaaa]

It is possible to get X rank in a day?!

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

If you're starting from C-, it's nearly impossible unless you're a god gamer who doesn't care about sleep and wins every game via knock-out lol. If you're like me and start from S, then yeah it's possible haha

[@tropicalcoast02]

What do you think about the 52. Gal’s buffs in Splatoon 3?

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

personally, i feel no significant difference between the current buffs or nerfs, despite maining 52 since splatoon 2 lol

[@tropicalcoast02]

@@CJ_Hyperfresh What about before Splatoon 2 was near its end?

[@Chaotick1d353]

How are you on night mode with no splatfest

[@paizonedout]

My the inkling bulborb

[@xaixai698]

Is bro selling with the 52 gal😭

[@stormiglitch]

6:03

[@Thejerryclan]

Man all this just to touch the alphabet

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

yep!

[@Thejerryclan]

@@CJ_Hyperfresh i have advice 1 TAKE A BREAK and 2 DONT MAKE KZbin ONE OF YOUR PRIORITIES make sure doing what you do on youtube gives you flexible hours and if you do something like this again make SURE you wanna do it

[@MantaGERMANY]

Where do u work?

[@FaisalBashir1]

One word: 0:21

[@paizonedout]

Find a player named hendrick thats my character i use

[@fidovinnie]

Interesting

[@nathanmads7294]

LMFAK I WAS INKYMINAJ

[@StarSpacewolf]

I like your (hoarse) voice. You seem fun. I wanna know you better.

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

Thank you, hope to see ya stick around! 😊

[@StarSpacewolf]

@@CJ_Hyperfresh Perhaps I treated you too hashly. (that, or I confused you for a different annoying Splatuber)

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

@@StarSpacewolf If you think I'm annoying, that's fine, don't gotta watch. I took your comment as a compliment, and if it was to insult, then oh well

[@StarSpacewolf]

@@CJ_Hyperfresh nonono, I think I always confused you for someone else who's name I won't disclose but he was a jerk with a voice similar to yours, hence the confusion. You're chill and I maybe wanna play with you if timezones let us

[@veethatsme]

Xp ticket

[@_Estes]

Why did you word the title like that lol

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

how else are you supposed to word it lol

[@_Estes]

@@CJ_Hyperfresh idk 😔

[@ExplorerRobloxian]

Wait E?

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

?

[@paizonedout]

Why

[@thejaztracy]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5_SipVqa6eoj5Y Jaz Tracy spotted JK JK BANGER video as usual!!!UR editing goes SO hard!!!!

[@CJ_Hyperfresh]

LOL, yeah you got a lil' cameo 👀 And thanks so much, glad you enjoyed, Jaz!!