Clara Finds This HOT About Men. [Phase Connect]

Again, how do I even clickbait this? She just literally says it.
Please exercise caution when you meet up with her.
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[@Ratman1029]

I always said "Oh my gods" or "Good gods" cause it pissed off my super southern hyper-Christian grandmother... I had no idea it was because I was a slut...

[@CptSourcebird]

Everyone, call him a slut.

[@ipwnzuall2000times]

no so loud... or a blue haired woman will appear in your room at 3am

[@popajoekiller]

@@ipwnzuall2000timesno one wants a blue haired woman coming to your room at 3am

[@yumin_pluto558]

Slut behavior TBH.

[@Bam_Bizzler]

You sir, are goin to hell

[@kaminariclara]

The hotel room next to me calling the front desk:

[@AdrianCruz_]

Gotta call the psych ward or fishman

[@zacharyrollick6169]

Out of genuine concern, of course.

[@kevlarandchrome]

That word, you keep using that word, I do not think that word means what you think it means...

[@Troglodytarum]

Learn English, you sound delusional.

[@riskvideos]

Hey Clara? What are your thoughts on exclamations like "Gadzooks" or "Jumping Geronimo"?

[@65daysofretreat]

Important redefinition: slutty, adj.: things that Clara finds attractive

[@dzvw]

She meant hot. The vocabulary of this woman is completely broken.

[@backgroundnoise9310]

She does say things in a odd way sometimes

[@sharkronical]

Did she stutter?

[@backgroundnoise9310]

@@sharkronical No. It's more she has her own personal definition for words that's different from the norm.

[@sharkronical]

@@backgroundnoise9310DID SHE STUTTER

[@nhfz1348]

It's not that out there lmao, it's like how a girl would call something about a guy gay (even if they're straight af) if they see something sexually attractive about them but don't want to sound thirsty

[@DarkIce1617]

So to translate, these are not slutty traits in men, these are just are just behaviors, looks, or traits that flip Cara’s switch and warrants her being on a leash.

[@rwberger6]

Pretty sure she would like being on a leash...

[@tonycrayford3893]

And preferably muzzled too.

[@calebm9000]

Nah I’m cool with being a slut. It’s my true calling.

[@megadesu69]

Thank you for the translation. I was very confused.

[@slayerking88]

She's like when a little kid learns a new word and then spams it.

[@Tunkkis]

And in this case "learn" means "heard somewhere, and doesn't know what it means", because none of these are slut-like things.

[@baobamarcopolo726]

Peak 'tism moments

[@shinigamiauthor]

by the Nine Divines, this woman needs help.

[@tonycrayford3893]

It's far too late to help this one, she's beyond help.

[@LydiotGamingTV]

By Azura! This one‘s as depraved as Sanguine.

[@dragb9284]

No shit she’s part of phase that’s a given

[@rpgcasual]

Only our lord and savior Dagoth Ur is capable of fixing this one 🙏🗿

[@DersNoNem]

Do you have the might to fix any of Sad Girl Company's members?

[@AbadonXXX]

“Such degeneracy.” -clara probably as she witnesses the handshake

[@DrUmbreon]

She keeps using that word, I do not think it means what she thinks it means

[@Sackrelije]

Clara be the type to think a Psych Ward is for training Psychics. She might be onto something because I was not ready for the psychic damage and confusion this clip inflicted on me....🧠🔨

[@Zel_eo]

I wear a suit often for work and always put one hand near my chest/tummy when shaking hands on a bow form to shower respect...guess im a slut

[@tl1326]

Why am I the slut for showing common courtesy by showing concern on whether my jacket would “hit” my guest?

[@spk1121]

Now you know! 🙏

[@nocturnal0072]

You Harlot!

[@wei0951]

but where else would you put the other hand other than hover? XD The only alternative i can think of is hand in pocket which is kinda rude so I'm not sure what Clara defines as a non slutty hand shake posture 😂

[@Zel_eo]

@@wei0951 I guess it's either double handshake or hold it straight up in the air for Clara

[@Poke-ladd]

We need a wheeze compilation

[@whalecrown]

man: doing uncommon thing, with suits,sweater vests, and holding shoulder bags a certain way Clara: Slutty man: what Clara: what i swear her loki brainrot is showing but shes just a lil crazy. maybe a lil unhinged Juicer Bunny. ⚡️🐰 4:45 ok i saw the leash comment. she is quite far gone🗿🗿🗿

[@calebm9000]

Honestly it’s endearing hearing women describe what they find attractive in men. Don’t get me wrong I enjoy them awooga-ing over other women but it’s nice for men to get some scraps, as a treat.

[@mundylunes7755]

wtf? Clara's gone a long way since debut.

[@midknight9715]

Y'know I kinda thought that new Phase talents would be less and less crazy as time goes on and standards for joining naturally become higher, but Clara is proving me very, VERY wrong. She might be THE most insane member yet.

[@LunarEdge7]

This girl just has her brain manufactured from an alternate universe. A different version of Earth. Only explanation

[@probablyfacetious2895]

Omg just like the hit netflix television series Loki!

[@koji8123]

Sakana’s business model of emptying out psych wards for his talents wasn’t something I was sure would work out but we’re blessed nonetheless.

[@phucthovu]

At this point you can convince me that the fish's real business is not selling coffee but psych rehabilitation

[@forgotultag1543]

​@@phucthovu im not sure if they are lessening the brain rot, and on top of that, they now know each other....

[@KarmaAvenika]

This girl is so broken, she's perfect

[@bargainbincatgirl6698]

She's like those japanese broken pottery things, that are mended with gold. She's artistically broken and rebuild.

[@thefearmongerofficial420]

Where the fuck else am I supposed to put my hand? Awkwardly hold it flat to my side? Unprofessionally put it in my pocket?

[@nanopulp]

At your back, holding an edc 🗡 knife

[@kato3y]

Her brain works in mysterious ways.

[@flashtirade]

The uniform and etiquette for Clara meet & greets has been decided

[@ulrickts]

The hand on the belly when outreaching is probably because your jacket has a tendency to flap outward when you reach and lean forward like that. Placing your hand like that keeps your suit composed.

[@mostafaelkindy424]

this scares me

[@ruikirisame1744]

nerevarine friend or foe come. Come and tell me what the fuck is wrong with this wrench

[@lupusalbus3795]

Skooma sickness

[@flashtirade]

Is this how she honors the Sixth House and the Tribe Unmourned?

[@mongooserina]

Why is she like this, man? not that I concerned too much about it..... perhaps .... maybe?

[@mmpsp693]

Her voice is cracking

[@Vultureeatsrabbit]

I wonder how long a person can last if they take a drink every time Clara says "slut" in this video...

[@badart3204]

If it’s a big gulp of beer every time I think you could go through like 3-4 easily

[@mmpsp693]

Loved the subtitles

[@CptSourcebird]

Thank you, man! Question, did you find them readable and easy to follow?

[@whalecrown]

i would add a tinge of yellow for visibility wise.(right before the teal, white middle, bit of inner yellow, teal outer. mostly) Cause Clara is teal and yellow right? her colors 💙💛

[@CptSourcebird]

Oh yeah, you actually bring a very good point! I'll legit consider that.

[@mmpsp693]

@@CptSourcebird They were so funny. Gentlemaxxing!

[@bluuuuuuuuuuue]

[hornpilled fruitmaxxer] [soundpilled mpregmaxxing] Your subtitles for uncontrollable giggling are legendary

[@braveagentg]

She isn't out of her mind, there aren't crazy visuals going on onscreen, but by the gods, this is one of her funniest moments so far.

[@moltementi279]

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means"

[@tonycrayford3893]

As I regularly wear long sleeve under short sleeve, I guess I'm a slut now.

[@Jbon3s13]

Your subtitles are hilarious bro

[@legomax382]

Science, Religion, nor Guessing could explain why she is the way she is.

[@Makkusu220]

Now I know how to pose for my suit pics. Thank you for the pointers Clara.

[@matrix3509]

I think I speak for all men when I say: "wat".

[@Yawnz2]

I shouldn't be surprised but i always am with this one 😅

[@mstrblik4741]

seems like projection to me, clara.

[@TheBakedgood]

Is clara ok?

[@tonycrayford3893]

No she isn't and that is ok. 😂

[@Deeka_]

Yesn't?

[@cuotsuyoi-6836]

The only correct answer: she's Clara

[@aereonexapprentice7205]

...... I lost the plot. You know this ain't a bit when you see no punchline on the horizon. What's the alternative besides putting your other hand on the ventral area? Letting it sway, uncomfortably? Putting it in your pocket, creating unnecessary image of self-importance? Straightening it out parallel to your body, with awkward body positions? I cup my other hand alongside the handshake to be respectful but that's about it

[@wyawarD9677]

i usually go for one of these: -straight down at side -behind back -hand at hip

[@hurrdurrmurrgurr]

You put your other hand on their shoulder asserting dominance.

[@Yawnz2]

I only button the top of my suit jacket so i hold the front of my suit jacket in place. Looks like im holding my tummy but im just keeping everything in place. Iv been doing it forever on instinct....guess im just a slut 🤷🏿‍♂️

[@RAZGR1Z]

Don't let Clara visit a business convention.

[@DrunknBraindead]

For everybody who doesn't understand. If something is "slutty" or a "slut" that means Clara is interested in it or likes it.

[@hoppy8008]

How Sakana even deals with Clara without going mad is beyond me. Oh, never mind, he probably is going mad, thinking about the fact that everything he does is "slutty" behavior to Clara.

[@thebaconthief135]

well now im gonna be self conscious everytime i go for a handshake

[@sensui1136]

actual brain-rot jfc lmao

[@TheSimon2996]

Waiting for Clara to commnet ^__^

[@friendlydemon6984]

peak closed captions

[@CptSourcebird]

[ soundpilled mpregmaxxing ]

[@eichen97]

The Hand-in-waistcoat gesture it's rooted on an ancient greece era meme, that napoleon re-popularized as a form of propaganda, that became a cliche between portraits of powerfull men, and finally, on the modern era, its used as a form of a fake humble flex when greeting to someone that you feel superior to, but want to be kinda polite. (the authentic version is hand over heart)

[@joni8401]

Short sleeve + long sleeve = sweat wicking and tick protection. Tummy hold = safeguard against betrayal. Sideways bag hold = makeshift shield. Gods = utilitarian prayer to invoke protection for all, against all.

[@dragmire3D]

I assume that they're holding their suit from hanging down if they lean forward/bow when shaking hands. I instinctively put my hand behind my back when shaking hands until people pointed out that it was an odd thing to do...

[@maroXUprising]

Isn’t it also because sometimes the suit may get all wrinkled so to avoid that, gotta make sure to keep it straightened out. 🤷

[@calebm9000]

The way she says “slut” is like ASMR

[@SunnydayRay1]

It's clips like these that make me love phase connect

[@nogitsune4452]

It's strange to know that I've unironically done all of those 'slutty' things more than once.

[@ecthelionalfa]

soo we got, tennma who like big macchio men, then pippa who like soft boys, then clara who likes fancy men bussines men rejoice kings there's an oshie who would thrist over you

[@brucelin8950]

Clara is definitely built different

[@behindthesmile1276]

I have no words for this woman

[@CptSourcebird]

Same.

[@Gamer-kg4ec]

“My gods” Would not like Elder Scrolls XD

[@CptSourcebird]

No wonder why she loves Skyrim...

[@feraldrgn]

Hearing that saying "By the gods" is slutty/hot has me rethinking my life.

[@loserinasuit7880]

The amount of shoulderbags at a Clara meet is gonna be insane. She should make it a merch option in the future.

[@ToonLinkHox]

2:29 there I am, Gary, there I am! yeah thunder lady was completely off her rocker that stream, it was great

[@Dracopyre]

Ngl the subs were almost as hilarious as the Pikachu woman herself. Also I'm convinced that Clara lives in a constant state of low voltage (Kaminari from MHA reference)

[@CptSourcebird]

Funny you say that, these clips came from one of the three guerilla sleepy streams she did during 11 PM JST on her end, which completely explains her low voltage attitude.

[@Dracopyre]

@@CptSourcebird really? I couldn't even tell. She just seemed normal to me lol

[@MusicMan57081]

why do I feel extreamly called out right now? and concerned.

[@unluckystaravia2352]

The way I do all of those things (Except the short sleeves over long sleeves, I did that like twice but not really my thing)

[@silvergalaxie]

actually a sign of ah man that never or rarely labored w/his hands.

[@whong09]

We put our hands there when we shake because shaking hands is a vulnerable gesture, you don't want to be shanked in the gut just in case. That or we subconciusly don't want our ties to flop around, one of those two. Kaminari "he was asking for it" Clara

[@GD0nly]

So the original purpose of a handshake is to show that you are unarmed and coming in open-handed. The hand to the stomach area is to keep it in view, or on the hip to pull back coats to reveal your hip, to show you're not wearing a sword or other armament. Over time, this just became something that you do to occupy your other hand.

[@OhitsONnow]

Tbh i think the hand on stomach thing is to prevent the tie from dangling everywhere when you lean forward. I do that sometimes just to try being prim & proper >By the gods? Kannagi Loki is proud for recognition

[@mantidream8179]

I will never understand her

[@OhitsONnow]

You know its real when Clara's FULL real voice startsleaking out, dayum😂 Her model is so expressive it just adds so much to the KaminaraClaraExperience™️

[@Feanturo]

Slowly but steady i get convinced, that clara is the craziest of the bunch.

[@Deadgye]

I can... not fix her.

[@nicholasgogel5606]

And she’s like this without laughing gas????

[@Zer0Blizzard]

0:50 I believe it's a thing that has to do with holding in the front of a dinner jacket so that it doesn't move out of the way of other clothing beneath, but I could be wrong.

[@assassinparaiso]

next time i'll say "By the gods" when i meet women, and if they react this way we'll know

[@kelvinw.1384]

She was Sakana hope for a Seiso Marine idol for this Gen.........He even went to Japan for his search. Poor Fishman...lol

[@AmuterSI]

I have never heard this point of view before.

[@gobingus5504]

I have seen the face of god and he was weeping

[@jaysonestano5179]

Bruh i shake hands Like that Why KZbin suggesting me this clip know this is on my mind when i shake hands now

[@lordcommissarspartan]

I HAVE YET TO FEEL CALLED OUT BUT BY THE GODS I FEEL CALLED OUT

[@VisualEnjoyer9756]

It is indeed a suit a thing. I don't want my tie flopping around when I lean across a desk or something and knock something over 😂

[@AshersAesera]

She keeps saying that word. I don't think she knows what it means ...

[@turinmormegil7715]

1:58 HOW CAN IT BE ATTRACTIVE IF NOBODY DOES IT? I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS WOMAN 🤣

[@tiliaoliveri6066]

. . . i'm . . . speechless . . .

[@simpledj509chromo7]

She’s perfect boys.

[@Hlord28]

Finally, all these years, with the proper dress and ethics, sempai finally notice me

[@fbisurveillancevan2254]

Clara...wtf

[@OneAngrehCat]

Of all the criteria in the world... Clara...

[@varied6902]

You know that phenomenon where if you repeat a word often enough it loses any semblance of meaning?

[@Tunkkis]

Does "slut" mean something very different nowadays, or has it just lost all meaning?

[@flagdelinquent1418]

The first straight VTuber.

[@petepyro6396]

She has placed her order..

[@zomfgroflmao1337]

What else are you supposed to do with your other hand while shaking someones hand? Please explain Clara.

[@CptSourcebird]

Hold the top of their hand, of course. You have to do handshakemaxxing for this one

[@majorasmaskguy_8452]

Is it bad that I'm taking mental notes of all of these thing?

[@internisla]

On one hand, I really do wonder what goes on in Clara's head... on the other, I feel like looking into her mind would be like laying your eyes on a Lovecraftian elder god.

[@sunderzilla]

w-what?! I am so confused...

[@Goolian761]

Sakana got this girl from the extra zany Psych Ward.

[@Taz-ey4jl]

Dear god I do almost all these things… thank goodness I don’t look like Loki.

[@juni5822]

I'm rarely left speechless by someone yet here I am

[@alloy299]

I she talking about the gesture of holding one's tie from waving around when reaching over to something?

[@sarasPP]

Taking notes in case normal people think this is sexy

[@unownnnn]

And people say she's the normal one of Phase lol