Sakana, you can't create a company of girls with father issues then deny them some closure.
@SecretJambalaya9 ай бұрын
Sakana doesn't understand girls, he only understands coffee and league.
@FelixValentiCh.9 ай бұрын
@@SecretJambalaya phase connect runs on autism- not just the talents', but his
@Skywolfhd209 ай бұрын
all sakana does is drink coffee, play league, pretend to be a turret, and lie XD@@SecretJambalaya
@SecretJambalaya9 ай бұрын
@@Skywolfhd20 At least he's found his true calling as a warehouse magician
@lollypopalopicus-jm6co9 ай бұрын
@SecretJambalaya that's not fair. He also understands Majong. And starcraft, so he can rp as a turret with his little boy friends.
@dannyd.99329 ай бұрын
Pippa was right, Sakana doesn’t know how to talk to women 😂
@sonicXstarhedgehog9 ай бұрын
Well, fish don't usually talk to women.
@Jiyoon029 ай бұрын
@@sonicXstarhedgehogso true
@andrewdoudna88949 ай бұрын
@@sonicXstarhedgehogI don't think fish talk at all
@sonicXstarhedgehog9 ай бұрын
@@andrewdoudna8894 That's the point, friend.
@Bessux9 ай бұрын
Where did she say that?
@potatortheomnipotentspud9 ай бұрын
Sakana: Tenma is funny. Tenma: Funny how? Do I amuse you ? Am I a clown to you?
@シロダサンダー8 ай бұрын
Pretty much, yes 😂
@darkly73787 ай бұрын
I guess this evening one particular fox will have sashimi to her drink.
@OneBiasedOpinion7 ай бұрын
WHY DID I READ THIS IN HER VOICE??
@mauriskko7 ай бұрын
You forgot the "Huh?" At the end of every question 😂
@rattango98197 ай бұрын
Schizo Tsundere. Or Shizodere
@danielzakgaim27649 ай бұрын
I honestly can't tell if Sakuna is just trolling them, or just legit sucks at complementing people. Either way it is hilarious
@InvidiousIgnoramus9 ай бұрын
A little of column A, a little of column B.
@whazzup_teacup9 ай бұрын
It's hard to speak when you know there's a wild fox stalking you ready to attack.
@OverMagnet9 ай бұрын
He's like a dad with too many kids, he loves them all and knows each one is special but they all just kinda merge into one entity in his mind.
@rueshady9 ай бұрын
I think Sakanyan suffers a condition called "being a Beethoven", He is deaf on social issues and has NONE defusion skills on situations where feelings are running wild... But damn if the guy knows what the market wants and to let her mentally ill woman take the internet by ransom at gunpoint.
@logicaloverdrive81979 ай бұрын
@@whazzup_teacup Most of them are feral. He's simply rolling a roulette wheel of who will be waiting in his car with a lead pipe.
@FantasticMrFrog9 ай бұрын
Fishman, blink twice if you're under any kind of threat or pressure... What do you mean fishes can't blink ? Oh well, sucks to be him
@turkalpha68849 ай бұрын
He's a land fish, he can blink... he's just blinking so fast that you can't see it.
@RicardoMeansKing9 ай бұрын
He can't blink because of TENMA, she did this to him
@Pudding4049 ай бұрын
"Da Michi... eats a lot." Fishman architect enjoyer strikes again.
@SecretJambalaya9 ай бұрын
He said the same thing about Ember, oh boy
@chenkam29549 ай бұрын
I do like girl that enjoy eating or a big eater, in moderation of course, and I genuinely think that is a good thing to compliment. If the fish word it better then that would be all good. But then it's fishman so what can you expect.
@allothecheekclapper9 ай бұрын
based
@Fallen-Saint9 ай бұрын
@@SecretJambalayashe's a big girl
@HenshinFanatic8 ай бұрын
Should have worded it as "she has a healthy appetite".
@vanguardRailgun9249 ай бұрын
This is what happens when an awkward dork runs a company filled with sadgirls. And we wouldn’t have it any other way.
@SKy_the_Thunder9 ай бұрын
"Tenma is what keeps me moving forward. Because I know if I'm not, she'll catch up to me. And I don't want to find out what happens then..."
@R_o_o_k_i_n_g_t_o_n7 ай бұрын
XDXDXDXDXDXD
@d007ization9 ай бұрын
The long hesitation when it came to Lia... "That's not a positive adjective, that isn't either, no, no, no, no... curious! Lia is very curious."
@PenguinBaconPH9 ай бұрын
I half expected him to say "special" lmao
@reaps9129 ай бұрын
Although, funnily enough, “curious” is probably a very good positive descriptor for the Diva of Deep Dives
@spiritdetectivesteve46919 ай бұрын
I'd say very "Lia," and leave it at that.
@are32879 ай бұрын
And proceeds to call remi stupid later on as a compliment
@rinnnnnnnnnnrin9 ай бұрын
@@PenguinBaconPHshe's HELLA special
@pheonixshaman9 ай бұрын
Poor Sakana. He gets attacked if he compliments them, he gets attacked if he he insults them, he gets attacked if he is silent.
@livedandletdie9 ай бұрын
This is what you get for working with women.
@charsage10368 ай бұрын
He gets attacked when he is attacked
@rainsoakedscribe70684 ай бұрын
To be fair, it says a lot about him that they are comfortable enough with him to do that publicly and that he seems cool with it. I looked at their turnover and it's only one so far that no longer works with the company. Even VShojo has a higher turnover rate.
@Ploxxord9 ай бұрын
This question was designed to harm Fishman in unspeakable ways.
@OneBiasedOpinion7 ай бұрын
The gun was loaded and he knew it. Yet he put it to his head anyway.
@zaeonnine07 ай бұрын
@@OneBiasedOpinionFish was playing Buckshot Roulette with only live rounds loaded, and chose not to shoot the dealer 😂
@Joe-xq3zu9 ай бұрын
This entire segment had big "I Don't Do Well Under Pressure!!" energy.
@soranobabel44749 ай бұрын
no wonder he quit living in the sea then, too much pressure
@methuselahhoneysuckass9 ай бұрын
landmines deal with pressure better than him
@vexile12397 ай бұрын
@@methuselahhoneysuckassthey explode, he implodes
@GD0nly9 ай бұрын
They're sadgirls for a reason. The fish man is the reason.
@gtf2349 ай бұрын
The asylum is very much run by its inmates, just their founder is also one of them.
@Soridan9 ай бұрын
Listen to what they say about their lives before the Fishman started his LoL harem. He is not even close to being the reason.
@GD0nly9 ай бұрын
@@Soridan Most people who read this understood that it was a joke, they would quit if Sakana was an actual problem. They all clearly love working at Phase and don't actually hate Sakana.
@Soridan9 ай бұрын
@@GD0nly "most people" show me your peer reviewed studies on that.
@GD0nly9 ай бұрын
@@Soridan You can see the likes to number of comments on this comment just the same as I can you intellectually devoid bozo.
@Sillimant_9 ай бұрын
the more I learn about phase connect the more sure I am sakuna legitimately bought a mental asylum and turned the inmates into idols
@R_o_o_k_i_n_g_t_o_n7 ай бұрын
XDXDXDXDXD too fuckin true man!
@ProfSir17 ай бұрын
That would be the greatest anime ever
@frozbytee40015 ай бұрын
@@ProfSir1There's a somewhat similar anime where 3 Yakuza members became idols😂
@immortal_shrooms67573 ай бұрын
@@frozbytee4001what's it called?
@TubeofDestiny9 ай бұрын
Clueless dad adopted a bunch of girls, despite not knowing anything about such wild creatures, makes coffee all day and tries connecting with them with... mahjong 😆
@OneBiasedOpinion7 ай бұрын
And the weirdest part is they all love him for it in their own strange ways.
@MajinObama5 ай бұрын
Manga Protagonist
@YuuSagittarii9 ай бұрын
You can hear the struggle in his voice ahaha
@LordDanielG3 ай бұрын
He had PTSD flashbacks while trying to remember something nice
@joeydrawss9 ай бұрын
I cant believe they gas lit him into thinking he forgot a member lmaoo
@kolamsusu31479 ай бұрын
He did ended up complimenting gen 2 and invaders later near the end, but of course in fish style lol
@SecretJambalaya9 ай бұрын
Yeah, casually calling Remi stupid is definitely a peak Fish moment
@kolamsusu31479 ай бұрын
@@SecretJambalaya and that he fail to compliment airi afterward is cherry on top
@SecretJambalaya9 ай бұрын
@@kolamsusu3147 Just the pause on "Airi". He paused on Lia because he couldn't think of anything, he paused on Airi because she constantly annoys him lol
@icaruswindrune71169 ай бұрын
@@kolamsusu3147and he says Dizzy is disgusting
@kenjethao77749 ай бұрын
@@SecretJambalaya I get him though. Stupid but like a toddler or baby animal kind of endearingly stupid.
@ecliptin53959 ай бұрын
poor sakana, he sounds like they were resting a gun to his head lmao
@OneBiasedOpinion7 ай бұрын
That’s because they were. 🤣
@R_o_o_k_i_n_g_t_o_n7 ай бұрын
yea did you not realize tenma has her chat constantly watching sakana to report anything worthy of being added to the book of minor grudges as well as more importantly when and how to best murder him and hide the body....XDXDXDXD
@NotsilYmerej9 ай бұрын
In the Fish’s defense, he was probably talking about Tenma’s personality, jokes, and things she intended to be funny; not her looks, voice, or things she didn’t intend to be funny. And not just because I assume he’s scared for his life, because I most certainly am not (please don’t kill me, Tenma)
@OneBiasedOpinion7 ай бұрын
How can someone so smol instill such primal fear with her words alone? Truly Tenma is a mystery.
@R_o_o_k_i_n_g_t_o_n7 ай бұрын
@@OneBiasedOpinion the same way chiuauas do..... they were all created with the wrath of 100 men and than had that compacted into such a tiny body that on its own is capable of nothing only stocking the fires of their rage to unimaginable heights and as the saying goes.... "life, uhh... finds a way to brutalize and maim anything that angers it enough...."
@OneBiasedOpinion7 ай бұрын
@@R_o_o_k_i_n_g_t_o_n an eminently fair point.
@1.2.1.0.R.I.O9 ай бұрын
The zoom in while he's still thinking at 1:57 just made me.
@JanusGrombulus9 ай бұрын
Hiring Muumi is his best business decision because if this how he talks to them after two years I couldn't imagine how bad the first few months were with the girls😂
@hoppy80089 ай бұрын
Sakana just can't win when it comes to Tenma.
@MASJYT9 ай бұрын
She was wrong too, he didn't forget her.
@gr33dl0cknein39 ай бұрын
@@MASJYT She's senile and sober, please understand.
@scytheflash20539 ай бұрын
"Lia is... " Y'know, mr. Fishman, those couple seconds of silence were very loud.
@Captnspork9 ай бұрын
The fishman struggle is real.
@ryxamcross9 ай бұрын
One of these days, Sakana's gonna wake up in his own bed to the faint smell of bleach and a sticky note on his forehead that simply says: "I forgive but I never forget."
@AccountInactive9 ай бұрын
Bleach? :|
@ryxamcross9 ай бұрын
@@AccountInactive Tenma uses a lot of bleach when she cleans. Enough to make herself sick on more that one occasion.
@AccountInactive9 ай бұрын
@@ryxamcross OH I gotcha!
@gorrgumbusenjoyer7 ай бұрын
Yagoo: i am the punching bag of my talents Sakana enters the room with a swollen face*
@Anon_Spartan8 ай бұрын
"Do you have anything to say????" "Yeah next question." Based fishman.
@perotekku6 ай бұрын
"Diamonds are made under pressure" Yeah, and so are fishcakes, my boy Sakana got COOKED
@andynorck23899 ай бұрын
He really feels like a single dad with a lot of crazy daughters lol
@rinnnnnnnnnnrin9 ай бұрын
God i love autism connect
@Niggychan9 ай бұрын
Sakana never stopped to think if he should, not if he could. Now he lives in a constant fear of his creations.
@azhargenius63049 ай бұрын
of course for nasa there is no hesitation
@Killoer9 ай бұрын
The Fishman is all about coffee and running an idol company of similar energy to crackhouse. He needs all the energy he can reserve
@Vulkans9 ай бұрын
I will never forgive Fishman for making Da Michi cry.
@shuraizo28779 ай бұрын
I couldn't understand anything past the "WTF, Sakana?" line by Tenma and it still broke me in laughter
@pikupikuseru9 ай бұрын
my oshi’s so scary sakana knows any time he appears on anyone’s stream, there’s a really good chance tenma’s gonna spawn and talk shit to him LOL
@EclipsaMyrtenaster9 ай бұрын
I love how Sakana’s REALLY trying his best to sound genuine so he won’t get yelled at again lmaooooo it sounds like he’s being held at gunpoint
@GunterThePenguinHatesHugs9 ай бұрын
Imagine working in the same office as OL Tenma... You accidentally do something to peeve her and she tapes razors to the underside of your filing cabinet's drawer handles....
@panic--panic--8 ай бұрын
why does sakana always sound like he's trying to leave the room and conversing with him pulls him back into the room
@BobbyFred_XD9 ай бұрын
Well, they said gunpoint time... fishman literally held in gunpoint lol
@hybridShinx5 ай бұрын
💀
@Velisatra9 ай бұрын
I think there were missed opportunities here. Sakana could have called someone "autistic" then paused for 3 seconds and say "artistic, sorry." Name one of them then give an awkward 5 second pause and just say "huh..." then just move to the next person lmao. People would've lost it. It would have been a great bit for content. Maybe even make Tenma's compliment that she's "very Canadian" and watch the meltdown. I mean I would maybe worry for his safety but it would be very entertaining.
@stephennelson49549 ай бұрын
My colleague in Christ, _I want Sakana to live to see tomorrow._
@Fakheet9 ай бұрын
For some reason at 1:33 I had a picture of a turtle from "over the hedge" flash before my eyes. Wish it didn't.
@prikoker9 ай бұрын
turtle chad is just sakana in disguise
@Fakheet9 ай бұрын
@@prikoker lmao that's why he took so long to answer. He was holding on for his dear life not to say his usual line
@H2OSakanaIsMyOshi9 ай бұрын
I knew the clips from this stream were gonna be good af
@bashamd969 ай бұрын
It's not a day ending with y if Sakana doesn't piss off Tenma
@UngusBungus9 ай бұрын
The silent open mouth at the end got me
@afterhaze10669 ай бұрын
Tenma should host the next Sakana ama
@tehleoness51459 ай бұрын
When is Fishman going to learn that Tenma is the kind of woman who you have to say I love you until she puts the knife down.
@LokiThePug9 ай бұрын
Tenma is like that one bud that people talk behind their back jokingly, not knowing (or fully knowing) they’re actually on front of em because they’re very *very* smol.
@HoshinoVT8 ай бұрын
“Yeah yeah next question.” Sakana 😂😂
@Sybato7 ай бұрын
These are some quality compliments, you know he isn't lying
@jacksc98559 ай бұрын
2:08 bro is Sakana blushing?
@AdrianCruz_9 ай бұрын
Apparently when he smiles yes 🤣
@SecretJambalaya9 ай бұрын
Yes, they added blushing to his model for this stream
@Nahan_Boker947 ай бұрын
Sakana interviews always being haunted by tenma from now on lmao
@RannXXV7 ай бұрын
Sakana starts talking like a man with a gun to his head once Tenma actually shows up
@anacreon2129 ай бұрын
bro the ceo is funny. He fits in really with the actual talents
@KaoretheHalfDemon7 ай бұрын
Sakana seems like a nice guy. Sucks at compliments but a nice guy.
@devilcookie99249 ай бұрын
Fishman says sth nice Tenma: *WTF SAKANA?*
@n30hrtgdv9 ай бұрын
I was listening live and he did mention Tenma second so I was bewildered when she got upset 😂
@Jon-xc3ns9 ай бұрын
kinda dissapointed that sakanas model isn't in a fishbowl
@ayaeve83329 ай бұрын
He got PTSD.
@dr.arielfinch43168 ай бұрын
A CEO being yelled at by all his female talents is something I didn't know I needed.
@SamuSeen9 ай бұрын
Tenma stopping whatever she was doing: "Ican smell fish... TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME!"
@Mysterious_Mr.C49 ай бұрын
OH MY LORD,those compliments had so much force behind them, you could mistake him for a jedi
@HuffdrewPaint9 ай бұрын
This is devastating for everyone involved.
@xynonners9 ай бұрын
fishman said nasa the fastest😂
@crassii89049 ай бұрын
Fishman effortlessly funny
@InternetMouse9 ай бұрын
Secret jambalaya. I really love your editing here. This is some amazing shorts editing here. Subscribed here. Love it here homie ❤ 🐀
@bondrewedthesoverignofdawn14779 ай бұрын
Sakana speaks: Tenma: And I took that personally
@sadmiral73338 ай бұрын
"Pippa is very kind" he hasn't seen the tetris stream
@rioz8868 ай бұрын
ISTG every time sakana opens his mouth he's digging his grave deeper😂😂😂
@Yawnz29 ай бұрын
Poor Sakana lmao
@Hulfor9 ай бұрын
I can't, he talks like he is describing smurfs.
@0owo0x8 ай бұрын
I can see Sakana sweating behind the screen
@leventhumps38619 ай бұрын
Sakana: Gen 2? Y’all are invaders! You’re more like step-kids…
@backgroundnoise93109 ай бұрын
Fish needs his heart meds
@prikoker9 ай бұрын
i love this guy
@flytothemoon509 ай бұрын
I never know fish can sweating but if they do, this is the only time.
@deathmachineable7 ай бұрын
Is it me? Or for some reason, Hololive and PhaseConnect somehow both started and evolved into "Comedian Agencies" instead of the Idol Agency that Sakana and Yagoo wanted?
@rubiepie7 ай бұрын
Suffering from success.
@EvanSanmillan7 ай бұрын
CEOs' Dream exchange for comedy groups
@justavivi33869 ай бұрын
Wonder if Tenma would beat shit out of Sakana if he was in her vicinity.
@tsulkalu45899 ай бұрын
Sakana san, your warehouse is top tier.
@G4merGalaxy6 ай бұрын
Sakana is like the Emperor of Mankind, he "loves" all his sons, some more, some less. But you wont understand it until you ask to him
@charsage10368 ай бұрын
It feels like tenma is final boss for sakana.
@audrisampson9 ай бұрын
Sakana just couldn't do it.
@Spec1alD8 ай бұрын
dude, to manage these chicks.....that would be terrifying
@lolrus55556 ай бұрын
Sakana's design _really_ makes me wish more Phase Connect members played through LISA: The Painful and it's fangames, mainly just because I wanna see their reaction to the Fishmen. Tenma's reaction to their village still lives rent-free in my head XD
@MrJ158n8 ай бұрын
To be fair he was trying to be 100% honest
@erikjimenez86719 ай бұрын
Now, I understand why the girls doing the earlier stage a rebellion against the company
@kelvinw.13849 ай бұрын
I mean the man needs to run his warehouse and shill his coffee. His "idol project" on a budget is his funny side hustle. One where he constantly abused and gets odd request. Honestly all he wanted was mahjong partners
@theoceanman86875 ай бұрын
Sakana's avatar reminds of the news reporter fish from Spongebob.
@CyanDumBell_MC9 ай бұрын
tbf Tenma is landmine on a roomba
@theodoresmith33539 ай бұрын
Poor fishman
@limbothebiggay17098 ай бұрын
Tenma is *always* watching
@edenromanov9 ай бұрын
The fish either has no rizz or couldn't compliment someone to save his life lmao
@RorytheRomulan29 күн бұрын
Och the poor man, he's tryin' his best
@fimbul_9 ай бұрын
Wait, if I remember correctly, Pippa said in one of her streams, that there will never be a male vtuber in Phase-Connect. Filthy, lying Yabbit!
@Triflingtales44447 ай бұрын
That’s the ceo
@fimbul_7 ай бұрын
@@Triflingtales4444 He's a male and he's using a VTuber avatar on stream. He may be the head of the company, but he's still in the company.
@Triflingtales44447 ай бұрын
@@fimbul_ that’s not how that works at all
@fimbul_5 ай бұрын
@@JaxHolo Selective facts to bolster a funny comment under a clip. Unheard of in the times of the Internet. 🤡, indeed.
@fimbul_5 ай бұрын
@@JaxHolo I'm dropping my clowns mask here for a moment. Do you interpret my comment as hateful? If not, and your last reply is a witty deconstruction of my answer, I'm happily taking the L here.
@Spedatr0n9 ай бұрын
Bro created a vtuber company and finally became a vtuber himself!
@demonicmachina8 ай бұрын
Imagine your bosses compliment is you just eat alot 😂😂
@doofenshmirtzevil9 ай бұрын
I'm your 100th subscriber❤
@Sillimant_9 ай бұрын
tenma has fishman at bottle-point
@reinirgi33767 ай бұрын
For some reason a lot of clips involving sakana and yagoo are appearing in my KZbin recommendations a lot after all the crap happening in Nijisanji.