Clarkson, Hammond and May Trash-Talking Each Other's Cars For 5 Minutes Straight | The Grand Tour

Clarkson, Hammond and May Trash-Talking Each Other's Cars For 5 Minutes Straight | The Grand Tour Season 1 Moments (title was too long 😭)
Here are some but not all of the trash talking moments from the first season of the grand tour!
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[@SRFriso94]

"You've reversed into a V8, but not quite hard enough." That is just pure gold.

[@savvasnicolaou8843]

@Ki Rex he’s saying that he went backwards (reversed) into a v8 but not hard enough for it to be fully in the buggy.

[@FlashoftheBlades]

It almost looks like a Supermodified, except that the engine is in the wrong place.

[@Andybarney555]

The amount of classic lines from top gear and GT is nearly endless.. loads in my head

[@pajtim9079]

I remembered that hahahahahaahhaahhaahah!

[@keithsoo3186]

‘this is 2 scrap cars glued together by a muppet’ had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Nymbal]

he is muppet

[@Leffrey]

"How much does it weigh?" "What unit?" "Tonnes" "5" The complete lack of hesitation by James is killing me

[@Nymbal]

James may underrated

[@mmr7._prommr7._pro70]

Which episode is that?!

[@THEHansljungberg]

And then Hammond is busting a gut laughing without enough air in his lungs.

[@historytank5673]

@@mmr7._prommr7._pro70I think grand tour and it’s eco car

[@modelreviews3705]

Compilation of James saying Twoddle 😂

[@Nymbal]

You want that?

[@modelreviews3705]

@@Nymbal Yep it'll be awsome and somthing to watch 😆

[@Nymbal]

Lol maybe

[@lincolnr615]

@@Nymbal f

[@fredschriks8554]

"Irrelevant twoddle"

[@dave131]

" That's crystal meth, that's some iffy weed " F'ing face hurts now. lmao

[@Nymbal]

Serves em right

[@BrandonGamble626]

That was a good one 😂

[@mattdavis7274]

I lost it

[@mog7501]

0:59 "Push? 👉👈🥺" "Hmm?" "Can I have a push? 🥺👉👈" 🏎🏎💨💨

[@rydrag]

2:55 "It isn't brown." "It's brown!" Idk why but the way James says that kills me everytime 😂

[@MorbiusTheTruth]

Hammond looks soo happy in that dodge lmao

[@Nymbal]

Yeaa

[@daemonhat]

well, he is secretly an american, who like that sort of thing lol.

[@stineberg8795]

@@daemonhat I’m an American and I hate the scream of that supercharger. Of the three tested in that episode, I’d have the Aston. Even if it is brown.

[@daemonhat]

@@stineberg8795 i'm an American too. and kinda feel the same way. i like the sound of it, but in small doses. and i would absolutely take the Aston over both the other cars.

[@doritos6548]

@@stineberg8795 As a bag of party sized Doritos Nacho Cheese Tortilla Chips, I love the whine of a supercharger as it revs up, very nice.

[@boromiszajano]

Irrelevant twaddle ❤️

[@Nymbal]

i sometimes call my friend this too

[@isaacfield8383]

A compilation of James' expressions eg "you Pollock, irrelevant twaddle, glued together by a muppet"

[@Nymbal]

I would but I'll have to delete the compilation videos to get into KZbin partner program (to be monetized) unfortunately.

[@yorkoxmaul66]

1:02 that look on Hammond’s face😂

[@Nymbal]

👀

[@Leffrey]

The grin that could eat the shit of even the greatest outflow pipes

[@Nymbal]

I saw "shit" in the notification and was like HUHHH

[@Leffrey]

@@Nymbal cuz it's the most shit eating grin in the world

[@thehammurabichode7994]

This could be a gif

[@dukeokpara3606]

A 90hp engine but a 5hp foot 😹💔

[@richardwihbey1111]

Can’t recall a better trio. Wish they could go on forever

[@dukeokpara3606]

Sickle in the hands of a drunk peasant 😹💔

[@xBuzz996]

The ending was legendary

[@Nymbal]

Yes

[@alecwhatshisname5170]

I love how May says "braoune"

[@Nymbal]

Yus braone

[@ahmadrai2105]

What units would you like Tons

[@Nymbal]

😐

[@CharlieQuartz]

Why’d you leave out the punch line

[@Tony-112]

5.

[@johnwilliamson5501]

I could watch them argue all day

[@azs7000]

hammond and may ripping on the alfa is gold lol

[@nakshatrarao8157]

The face Hammond makes when hi wines that demon 😍😍😍

[@mr.dj.1840]

It’s a hellcat

[@1280pRacingonly]

@@mr.dj.1840 hellcat redeye or just hellcat?

[@mr.dj.1840]

@@1280pRacingonly just a hellcat

[@tushargargad3261]

Hammond and dodge - still a better love story than twilight

[@michaelpooler2760]

'It was like being stuck in a phone box with a panicking gorilla'

[@Nymbal]

Yes

[@markcf83]

I could think of worse things to be stuck in a phone box with......

[@skateboardz]

At 3:50 when james says irrelevant twoddle, they have had to edit out the cigarette he was holding at the time in his right hand! LOL

[@ericmadsen7470]

These blokes are comedy gold. Legends if you dare.

[@Taylor_Wolfe115]

Makes me laugh they trashed talked the Porsche n McLaren but silently loved it haha

[@G.reviewz]

These three knew each other far too fkn well.

[@boonamai8926]

Why "knew each other"? 😂 Did one of them die?

[@TheModManu]

„That’s because it’s boring and that’s because it’s BROWN“ 😂😛

[@dillon155minecraft]

2:35 Jeremy does not smoke mid no sir 💯💯🔥

[@JJE990]

2:06 That sliding thing is the air recirculation switch from a Suzuki Celerio

[@lahaya237]

the best TV has ever brought us.

[@Nymbal]

Yeahh

[@spectre1209]

May and Hammond are colorblind as it turns out.

[@johnhandleycap2220]

3 guys I can honestly say I’m proud they represent our country

[@DakotaRawson]

I've never actually been quote "stuck in a phone box with a panicking gorilla" before what's it like? Anyone else had that kind of experience? 🤨🤣

[@Nymbal]

Nope

[@ThelouwseFD]

God no one makes me laugh as much them !!!

[@Nymbal]

Ikr

[@ScorpioIsland]

The entirety of KZbin uses Summoning Salt music and I am so here for it. More please

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

I love the ending

[@Steve-gc5nt]

These guys by themselves are great but together they are pure platinum.

[@KRDhere]

2:23 How much does it weigh? *James* : What unit would you like?

[@IroncladInSteam4007]

“It’s miles!” “Yezzzzz”

[@Nymbal]

Yezzz

[@simonetanzi5103]

Thick sills, for strength

[@Hussain14000]

Clarkson about the Aston it's not a brown Also Clarkson about the m850i it's brown

[@Nymbal]

brown is brown

[@puttingwarheadsonforeheads9872]

Razor blade in the hands of a surgeon Sickle in the hands of a drunk peasant Pure comedy

[@kickenkaz1]

Your color blind if thats brown

[@thecopercoper5533]

Ironic!

[@anonymousinternetaddict]

Nowt wrong with a brown car anyways

[@Nymbal]

Brown

[@Dimpet-xw9gg]

Exactly

[@Dimpet-xw9gg]

@@Nymbal Sunburst orange 🙃

[@puttemacguff7666]

What episode is the first clip from? I like that Blue Rolls Royce Cab

[@joshbowersmtb8870]

Compilation of HCM trash talking every car

[@Nymbal]

Yes

[@akaqcat]

Clarkson, ”mine does 21 miles to the gallon”, Hammond, “That’s because it’s boring and that’s because it’s brown!!!”

[@rod4607]

I’d forgotten how funny this show was

[@faz_s]

90hp engine with a 5hp foot😂😂😂😂

[@Oog12]

Jame’s Aston was not brown, nor was it orange. In fact, I don’t think that color is even a real color!!!

[@Nymbal]

Sunburst

[@reflex_scopes419]

The aston is a sunset orange, james and richard are just colorblind

[@8CD8]

lets be real though, that Aston is one of the prettiest cars ever, and honestly I very much like the color.

[@kida9195]

Yeeeeees… thicc sills, strength.

[@rickyjones2346]

From now on put your seat belt on will be my go too comment

[@shonathomson7642]

Irrelevant twaddle.... 😂😂😂

[@russellc8269]

may 5th

[@richiericha.k.ajdmcardriver]

1:28-1:31 Hahaha

[@eddiehanson6985]

3:35 is one of the funniest moments in the whole series

[@maxsouthy]

Jumpscare Jane in the car

[@carsandstuff365]

It’s burnt orange 🍊

[@Nymbal]

Are you sure?

[@hybridAbsol]

The Alfa 4C should stay as a track car instead of a road car

[@Nymbal]

Hmmm

[@hybridAbsol]

@@Nymbal look at the poor built quality

[@Nymbal]

Maybe that specific one he got

[@Mohsong]

@@Nymbal no Alfa Romeo has piss poor quality for quite a while now and still do🤣

[@trevorbrown8663]

Your right hammond

[@dr.bright6272]

Is that all you go? Says the man who showed up in a AAA truck

[@richiericha.k.ajdmcardriver]

1:11 I agree with Hammond. The Porsche is a razor blade.

[@fortherain5448]

Irrelevant twoddle Edit : 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Nymbal]

One of his best quotes

[@fortherain5448]

@@Nymbal lol, right! I love this one so much,"It's like pushing a luggage with opinions that points at stuff." 😂😂😂

[@Nymbal]

Wouldn't that be so useful though 🤔

[@fortherain5448]

@@Nymbal I know, since it's mr. sense-of-direction driving. 🤣

[@brianfreeman8290]

The triumvirate.

[@ford4991]

Red

[@maxivy]

Ending track name?

[@Nymbal]

Don't use it anymore in my updated outro so I can't remember sorry

[@haikalsiregar4356]

Home-Resonance

[@Nymbal]

^ I did remember it but couldn't find your comment, luckily the guy above me replied to your comment :()

[@no-damn-alias]

That Aston is brown. Brown is actually a very dark orange. What that Aston actually is so it IS brown. Technically

[@Nymbal]

Ngl I forgot how it looks, I do remember that the type of paint finish, makes it look different in different lighting conditions

[@o0julek0o]

You must be a tonne of fun at parties, ay?

[@juanitamariposa]

can someone explain the first joke?

[@rafaelrivera7088]

Outeo song plz

[@Nymbal]

Forgot... Someone commented it in one of my videos but can't remember. I'll try to find it

[@ad5558]

Home resonance 🔥🔥

[@Nymbal]

That's it ^^

[@rndm_crp]

Seat belt hmmmm

[@Nymbal]

Hmmmm

[@puttingwarheadsonforeheads9872]

ITS BROWN

[@Murad2804]

The McLaren P1 is an effing joke. Everytime I see it compete with any other car there are always McLaren engineers nearby having to fiddle with it and fix something. It's rubbish😝💩

[@carlmadlope1177]

A cayenne poscha is built by poscha this is glued together by a Muppet

[@Starkiller-sr6tw]

I’ll die on this hill but the bloody Aston isn’t brown 🤌🤌

[@racingarchive1134]

As far as I'm concerned Jeremy's Aston is amber

[@deltas4764]

Only 5 mins? Seriously?

[@Nymbal]

Too short?! Also why does your pfp change from black and white to white and black?!

[@deltas4764]

@@Nymbal sorry I meant no offence and yes my profile pic shifts colours😁

[@Nymbal]

How did you do that? Didn't think you can have animated pfp

[@deltas4764]

@@Nymbal I uploaded this GIF way back in 2014 or 2015. After about 2016 they made it impossible to add GIFs as profile pics, so I kept mine without changing it.

[@Nymbal]

Oh wow.. Didn't even know that was a thing 😂

[@MANTARD]

Hammond's shit eating grin at the end says it all.

[@Ofthe7thSon]

Oh cock….

[@parysknapton9043]

The title is a lie guys it's 5 minutes and 1 second

[@Nymbal]

Idk why, it was exactly 5 mins I the editing software but the KZbin added like 0.1 of a second so it says 5 min 1 sec :/

[@parysknapton9043]

@@Nymbal it's still a lie tho I'm gonna report this vidoe for miss leading title

[@Nymbal]

Lol ok

[@parysknapton9043]

@@Nymbal I'm jk BTW I'm not report

[@Nymbal]

Ik

[@corybrown4544]

I read the rolls Royce review online, it actually just says “people who relish both freedom and sophistication”. It doesn’t says what kind of people.