Jeremy Clarkson Mocking and Arguing about Cars #1 |Top Gear funny compilation

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[@android1617]

With the short hair and clean cut look, Hammond looks about 17

[@IJNAoba9-25-26]

Android 16 no he’s 38

[@goldmegaman1000]

How is Android 17?

[@samarvora7185]

He's turning 38 this year, you know.

[@mojom.9221]

@Android 16 Android 16. Long time not seen. :-) Havent seen yours commets on Grandlinereview. For a while

[@DickiMonster]

James looks like a 20 year old with a bad hair cut

[@DodderingOldMan]

Holy crap, James May has aged about 40 years since then. He's still awesome though.

[@charliemurphy5507]

Buffoon1980 Smoking

[@jtb1990419]

Charlie Murphy and drinking.

[@lukegauci1159]

Please...... James May has always looked like he was a 60 year old

[@samuelrs5138]

What was this, 20 years ago? Those Old-New Beetles are absolutely ancient these days, they're from like the mid to late 1990s. He was about 35 here.... he looks his 55 years now (pretty old in itself really) in my opinion, not 75. Clarkson is the one who really looks old. They're pretty much the same age but he looks a decade older.

[@pajtim9079]

Jeremy hasn't aged that well but he's still doing great as a 57 year old guy

[@DarkAK2]

they remind me of 3 really old dudes from another car show

[@gangsterbroccoli]

DAnti grand tour

[@mezalong]

@@gangsterbroccoli are you a skandy?

[@crispycleanerboi]

Cleremy Jarkson, Hichard Rammond and Mames Jay maybe?

[@willpark7483]

Aaron Santigo whoosh ?

[@flowmastaflam]

yeah matt leblanc is great

[@carlos1308]

*A M I A P E N C I L*

[@petrosrz8990]

Carlos Cerda am I a colli flower?

[@keeperofeurobeat8421]

Am I a nuclear power stati- I'M A GEARBOX!!!

[@71sc502]

Yuss

[@user-qj6lj4iq2b]

Carlos Cerda nowadays ya can be lmao 😂😂

[@sparrowlt]

i use that joke whenever i use any tool or program and it fails to do anything...

[@adamtierney8914]

You know it's an old episode when James has dark hair and they're nice to eachother.

[@unluckypatcher8423]

And theyre at the studio

[@stonks9755]

any idea whats the song at 3:35?

[@Rastley85]

@@stonks9755 turtle(bonobo mix) by pilote. i also noticed the song and shazamed it :D

[@stonks9755]

@@Rastley85 yooo thanks man

[@ps2bndled]

And Clarkson had more hair and it was darker.

[@Cornet_Tooter]

Whaaaat. £8 got you 10 litres? Oh how times have changed.

[@dirtyspoonful]

the figure is more realistic the other way round nowadays in the uk!

[@AlexandreAubrey]

Every time I see the price of gas in Europe my heart skips a beat in shock... I'm in Canada and gas (on my way home this evening) was 105.3 cents per litre (CAD). That means 10 litres = $10.53, about £6.30. But there's a price to pay for everything: most of the price difference is due to different taxation fees. Whatever we don't pay in taxes on gas sales is money our government doesn't have to fix up roads and we end up with crappy, un-maintained, pothole-filled roads. The U.S somewhat fixed that issue with toll roads; they have cheap gas and good roads, but they aren't free.

[@halldorarni22]

£14 for 10 liters here in Iceland, and it has actually gone down fast in the last few years. We have the 3rd highest gas prices in the world according to this website www.globalpetrolprices.com/gasoline_prices/ :(

[@Smithy250]

Alexandre Aubrey The UK still has shit roads

[@cyjan3k823]

It is 9£ for 10l in Poland Few years ago it was closer to £10.5

[@darthtrumpius6821]

'The worst radiator grill... in the WORLD'

[@chadhaire1711]

Presented by the worst car reviewers in the world-Clarkson SUCKS

[@avivkestin7103]

chad haire Then you don't appreciate entertainment.

[@joeyscerbo7776]

Darth Trumpius read as said😂😂

[@joeyscerbo7776]

chad haire haha totally not true

[@quaternionsphere]

5:09

[@ceirwan]

Can't believe how much younger they all look! Doesn't feel like that long ago.

[@LaurusHG]

I mean, it was about 14 years ago.

[@user-qj6lj4iq2b]

Laurus that’s not long ago

[@xzlatofy]

to be honest jeremy hasn't changed one bit only james and richard

[@seandarmody1272]

Hamond looks the same

[@leslie7872]

@@xzlatofy r u kidding me, they all look like theyre dying lol. white people dont age well

[@Elementpunx]

I will miss those guys when they pass. What a legendary figures. Love Top Gear.

[@moritz9529]

Just enjoy them as long as they are alive. No need to be sad already :)

[@speedsongs4904]

this is so morbid lmao

[@JoshCreepa]

When I was younger, I used to watch Top Gear religiously. In my naive state, I thought the only way a car would ever be successful in the slightest was if Clarkson liked it.

[@ninaa4192]

Underrated comment

[@taylorwest4096]

Its absolutely absurd that this show is what became the most watched show world. these guys are international treasures.

[@gottliebdee263]

Are you sure?; en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_most_watched_television_broadcasts_in_the_United_Kingdom

[@harrysagamo7323]

Jeremy Clarkson: the Gordon Ramsay of cars

[@classydays43]

"That's the trouble with brothers and sisters; they're all related" - Jeremy Clarkson.

[@gitman3486]

It's weird watching Clarkson move around like a young man on the cool wall section

[@humansvd3269]

Clarkson really does move much more faster. He's really slow in his movements now.

[@Roger_Ramjet]

He's still a tool though

[@mousewheeltojump]

Git Man He’s almost 60

[@fedora997]

@@mousewheeltojump He is 60

[@TheKincognito]

"made in a jungle clearing by someone who went to work on an ox" classic clarkson there

[@malcolmmitchell6529]

It's called humour, no longer allowed or relevant in britain.

[@bbob8795]

7:43 When you hear your friends making plans without you

[@z-trip5457]

Gold.

[@stonks9755]

any idea whats the song at 3:35?

[@bbob8795]

@@stonks9755 .

[@OutCast907]

That's happen to me a lot That's why I don't give a shit about havin friends anymore

[@bbob8795]

@@OutCast907 fuck em, they self centered or they just watching movies

[@MadnessIncVP]

7:47 Clarkson’s face. 😂

[@demono6708]

It’s weird to see them not insulting each other all the time.

[@boehlahz]

Am I a pencil? Am I a cauliflower? Am I a nuclear power station? 0:55 Vintage Clarkson makes me giggle :D

[@Johny40Se7en]

I miss this sort of banter, they should do more of it on the Grand Tour.

[@edmondoingenito348]

3:38 is still one of the funniest bits I've ever seen on television. That music couldn't be better suited.

[@KayJblue]

The editing is incredible.

[@domrimusic]

*"Am i a colliflower?"*

[@keeperofeurobeat8421]

"Am I a nuclear power stati- OH, I'M A GEARBOX!!!"

[@bonzolo2358]

It’s cauliflower

[@thearousedeunuch]

Yes, you are.

[@teem5642]

damn, 82p per litre. them good ol days.

[@Jake-ui4wz]

Ruffas Now it's around 114.7. Fuel economy ( what I mean by fuel economy is how much it costs evidently) is shit nowadays.

[@teem5642]

actually wish i could drive then. Cant even dream of owning a V8, unless if i get one with LPG. Got a Volvo c70D5, thats the best i can do, but the gvt wants to ban diesels too. im not winning with this haha

[@yashdeo8047]

Ruffas that’s $4.11 dollars a gallon here in the states which is expensive. 103 octane is usually $2.50

[@lewdyson4744]

Just paid £1.32 a litre...

[@Alanphuphalee]

Its relative to inflation

[@axelmilan4292]

There will never be another trio quite like these gents.

[@barnabywild2215]

How old is this? Clarkson looks about thirty and Hammond is just out of his starstruck 'I'm in the presence of greatness' phase and timidly forming his own opinions.

[@ThunderTHR]

Barnaby Wild This was from Early 2003.

[@joshuabenson2568]

Clarkson was in his early forties there

[@ThatLaloBoy]

HD does terrible things to older presenters. Imagine 4K

[@stonks9755]

any idea whats the song at 3:35?

[@DaveWuzHere]

That episode with Jame's Bentley must have been one of his first.

[@pwnassvideos]

Yeah it was literally his first episode

[@decodolly1535]

It was definitely a very early haircut!

[@spinofthewheel5345]

That failed deco dolly

[@samarvora7185]

The first.

[@martyndyson9501]

i love listening to clarkson slag things off he's a master at getting his point across know matter how daft it is!

[@darwenrover8910]

5:35 Clarkson would say the same about the grilles on BMW's latest cars (like the new 7-Series and X7)

[@davidt8087]

And the new m3/4

[@paulparsons4003]

Doesn't matter how many faces you pull Clarkson, each one is an improvement!

[@drkushajagadeesh6347]

We saw Jeremy and Hammond's friendship from day 1 of Top Gear. It was just sort of supposed to be there already. With James, we all saw how their chemistry clicked and a fun (and annoying) friendship blossomed.

[@RavenValkyrie]

3:38 Honestly this was hilarious

[@SquillyMon]

1:40 This was obviously before James May gave up completely and went full "Derelict, Professor" on the show.

[@SuperCompany007]

Jesus I thought James with long hair was bad. Then i saw this video.

[@smudger671]

He seriously needs a makeover. it's not cool for middle aged men to have long grey hair. And as for Clarkson wearing a suit jacket with jeans....

[@smudger671]

Why what?@Tom K

[@wind2536]

Lol you look like shit too m8

[@erty2389]

Zolpi Diem youre 3 get to bed little shit

[@ministig63ace]

@@smudger671 james may with short hair looks like a geography teacher( the grand tour)

[@djshotty]

Had to replay Jeremy talking about the Jag having "the worst grille... IN THE WORLD". @5:07

[@christopherbrand3805]

Lol everything these guys did in top gear was gold. Perfect blend of funny and serious, I wish Jeremy didn't loose his temper on that producer and punch him, as they would still be doing now and even though grand tour is on , it doesn't feel same.

[@ComradeRagdoll]

It’s a Perfect Balance!

[@LysergicCasserole95]

Older episodes of TG were perfect. Hope they make series 2 of The Grand Tour better than the first

[@bestoftopgear5637]

they will be more crazier...that's for sure...

[@LysergicCasserole95]

Celeb brain crash and conversation street were just not needed imo

[@bestoftopgear5637]

i agree with celeb brain crash... i have no idea why they are doing it...

[@bestoftopgear5637]

conversation street is like news section but just ranting...

[@LysergicCasserole95]

Best of Top Gear Yeah, they had to make up time from loosing Star in a reasonably priced car I guess.

[@thatnicklongo5939]

The smart cars in the beginning look like Mazda rx8 knockoffs

[@samuelflynn5534]

ThatNick Longo the lights are strikingly similar, I thought they were RX8’s for a second lol

[@ascelot]

Shame they were badly built cars

[@bodieofci5418]

5:37. Jezza's Jaaaaaaag face is scarily accurate.

[@pdalia]

How I miss these chaps ... back in the old days .. they were the quintessential of motoring journalism

[@sisterofslaanesh666]

oh my god they are all babies! little hammond was soooooooo cute...

[@ericgu9036]

Dude Hammond was in his thirties dude.

[@jamescrab4110]

@@ericgu9036 still looks young

[@will.bproductions1678]

I've had a Kelisa for over a year now in the UK and honestly it's a great little car. People who see it think it's quirky, it's good on fuel (60mpg I can get), tax is ok, insurance is cheap and it's got character. Also idk why it says 0-60 in 14.8 secs, I've done it in 9.5. Top speed is around 95 which is good enough, and it accelerates well because its very light (760kg), can't think of a better cheap & light car even in 2018, it cost me £200 and no mechanical faults on an 11 year old car, very impressive :)

[@danielroshaidie872]

It’s so funny to have them making fun of the Perodua Kelisa and I’m Malaysian 😂

[@toaster8907]

Daniel Roshaidie Hey fellow malaysian

[@MetalGearBronya]

well its not exactly a car even we would want if we had a choice of a better car at that price XD

[@kingofsapi]

I wonder if Malaysia would ever produce a car that these blokes would genuinely enjoy? XD

[@CakraDiaz]

honestly i don't get the joke on that last perodua, mind to explain?

[@danielroshaidie872]

Cakra Diaz okay so Jeremy was mocking the name of the car Kelisa, which was named after arowana fish. He wanted to know if the name is appealing to women 😂

[@apmm4209]

Just when you thought james May's hair couldn't get any worse 😆

[@ArnoldPranks]

James May...fell into the fountain of Old Age..it seems LOL

[@user-xv6lu3lk8q]

7:51 agree with him, some cars has this sound (clang) when slam the doors like: Jeep wrangler, G wagon, some of American classic cars 80s and 90s.

[@PSYCHOPATH_AT_LARGE]

With how awesome grand tour is now, I bet BBC is muttering in the corner, asking themselves "Where did we go wrong"?

[@Treeesmith]

Master Chief they protect and enable pedophiles, push transgender, benders and lezza mentality, and generally lie and spread fake newa, pro EU scumbaggery and promote leftist mental illness while attacking normal people And funded by holding the population at gunpoint...

[@spookylemon4947]

Smudger What’s wrong with benders?

[@twotailedavenger]

"[the VW Beetle] is like a convertible people carrier!" That's a USDM car for you, Jezza.

[@reviathan3524]

I remembered a decade ago I watched him insulting my country's car. Me and the rest were so butthurt. Looking back at it now, it's hilarious xD

[@jeremyadlermusic]

Man that girl at the very end of the video is CUUUUUUUTE. She actually low key reminds me of SuniDey

[@johnwick8147]

07:43 - 08:13 when my friends talking about science stuff......

[@DLGaming2002]

1:01, My phone when the Wi-Fi signal is just fine.

[@kickorsidumain6140]

It’s weird BBC Top Gear is still chugging along & it still can’t compare to this gem of television broadcast. They should’ve brought the gents back by now.

[@romanpisani8157]

Ah, I remember my car phase. I would spend every weekend morning watching top gear on netflix on my ipad, and I watched every single episode. Such a great show

[@andregon4366]

"Nothing. Absolutely no response." What a great way to evaluate a car.

[@superswag9861]

“Am I a pencil?” 🤣

[@XHikotheproX]

These early seasons up to about 18 or 19 are gold Imo.

[@alexander4002]

So true about the smart tho.. fckin hate it for that

[@sahhull]

Hate mine for that. rolling up to a junction, see a gap hit the gas and then wait for what feels like an eternaty for it decide to change down a gear

[@MINECRAFT8403]

For those going on about the price of petrol in this video it is worth noting the actual price adjusted for inflation. I’m not sure when that video was filmed but let’s say it’s 2002 that 84p is now 135p, that actually makes fuel cheaper today than in this video. My last recorded fill up a few weeks ago was 128p, my local Sainsbury’s is 124p currently.

[@tusharbhat2367]

The worst radiator grill ........... in the world 😂😂 best line ever

[@fhlostonparaphrase]

"Hugh Grant as a gear-box" Ha, I like that :)

[@nybotor]

I'M A GEARBOX!!!

[@ArnoldsKtm]

I don't give 2 ducks about cars but I do love me some old man being stubborn.

[@visionist7]

I don't care about ducks

[@Courty98]

James May's barnet in that second clip has got me in bits

[@RedArrow73]

2:51 - Like the District Line trains of old.

[@ODSTOninersIxTwO]

god look how young they are!! this is like season 4 of Top gear back in like 2005

[@awesom6588]

“Made in a jungle clearing by someone who rode to work on an ox” holy Kek

[@NeilVanceNeilVance]

5:10 Jeremy doing a perfect Jeremy Clarkson impersonation!

[@augustbo120]

Jeremy kills me with that jag face lol

[@empvids5503]

2017: Nah... 2018: Almost... 2019: *welcome to reccomended*

[@joj4096]

Why are people doing this meme

[@cyodylolgaming]

The 3 legends are doing what they love to do 😂

[@w.m.aslam-author]

Ah classic Top Gear - love it.

[@GerardC75]

I miss those times... not only the show but also the fact that europeans we used to love cars... I wish I could go back in time

[@jameswingrove7421]

This video was what...2004 ish? 82p a litre for fuel...I was 11! That makes me feel very old...

[@frickzjee]

yeah these are from around first 4 seasons so 2002-2004ish

[@craigconey8453]

I can remember it been 60p a litre

[@Omie01]

Craig Coney I can remember it being -£1.00/litre.

[@xiaoyu88]

Jeremy in the thumbnail: "SHTUPHID CAR"

[@oddedd7755]

i love that bit of "eh" in the end

[@neokhesa8592]

I need to get all the old Top Gear episodes. I'm even willing to part with the few pennies I have to get them

[@ninjadin777]

Am I a Pencil..,Am i a colliflower..,am I a nuclear power sta.....,I'm a gearbox!!

[@limeddasch382]

2:01 Harvey Bailey handling kit. More like bail it in the bin.

[@joshuabenson2568]

I died laughing on the last one

[@kanyeeast9822]

They should make a new top gear with Richard Hammond, Jeremy Clarkson, James May, and -the game changer- Mat Watson, from Carwow

[@relaxstaycalm1906]

omg time flies

[@LancerloverLL]

What's wrong Clarkson? Scanias are great to drive :)

[@idc5309]

James May with relatively normal hair is strange

[@shanegrangrad8559]

I wonder if Jeremy thought to himself " owwwwe owwwwe I wounded what's going to happen next " when he punched that grub producer in the gob .

[@sevenfourgt1904]

watching this after they announced the last season ever of The Grand Tour..

[@jamesfiorucci5774]

Andy Murray lookalike 7:01

[@terencejay8845]

I think it is him. I spotted that and was hoping someone had.

[@pheonix5823]

just spat tea over my laptop when I saw James lmao

[@stevenbanaan]

0:54 really killed me so much

[@AgentSmith911]

83p a litre omg

[@TotoGeenen]

Hoss Cartwright good old days :(

[@danielanju960]

4.46 Shit, jeremy can do beatbox....

[@JingleBombzz]

Why place a dot? just press Shift + Semicolon (The key next to 'L'). How hard can it be? Reference. :)

[@MyUnoriginalUsername]

Anju Daniel 4:46

[@danielanju960]

Jingle YaBombz i'm using phone :)

[@MyUnoriginalUsername]

What phone is it? I can do it with mine ::::

[@itsthezeke9022]

That door from that Jag is so damn light

[@mauricehayden8835]

My god. That's when the 4 series Scania looked new

[@ricardolee585]

A Jag,, JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJag - Jeremy Clarkson

[@ricardolee585]

With a ''Smug face''

[@theseageek]

They all look so young back then, now I’m feeling old. 😢

[@xGT40x]

"That's the problem with brothers and sisters they are all related.." She was so embarrassed

[@liamschannel6294]

I miss the early 2002-2006 top gear episodes reminds me of being wee haha

[@Loundsify]

Don't forget Scrapheap challenge

[@jackkraken3888]

It's weird u just realized that Jeremy Clarkson is the Charlie Sheen of car shows. Once he left Top gear was never the same.

[@skate3enjoyer418]

When TV was the best

[@blackness010]

great comp mate!

[@filipedinis6777]

2:40 thanks for the best moment on the internet