Clarkson, Hammond and May "Well, One/Two of us" Compilation

Well, one of us did.
Yes, this is a compilation that already exists. I've made it quite a lot longer with more clips.
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[@benhopson95]

Does this guy remember everything that Clarkson, Hammond and May ever said?

[@storyteller6216]

I think he watches every episode and notes where certain quotes are in each episode

[@simplierobin]

I think using subtitle files and search for certain keywords in them would be a smart and easy way of finding all these quotes.

[@TheAziz]

Ooor has all the transcribed audio from all episodes saved into text and just Ctrl+F

[@simplierobin]

@@TheAziz Yessss my thoughts exactly

[@incTG]

@@simplierobin Yep, for short quotes like this video I can just use transcriptions/subtitles!

[@headlights-go-up]

4:03 Even simply running down a hill Hammond finds a way to crash.

[@curtisbingham3735]

Jeremy: “are we falling through the ice?” James: “No, not yet”

[@arianheight750]

What is this foreshadowing lol

[@ano_nym]

"Who do you think is gonna win this race?" "I think we are all gonna die." XD 1:50

[@paulburns3039]

How can the rain be heavier over there than it is here?🤣🤣😂😂

[@nothajzl]

Bruh as i was reading this comment, Hammond said it in the video😅😅

[@paulburns3039]

@@nothajzl 😆😆😆

[@treyjetson5320]

Why are you using Katherine Plasticface as your picture?

[@Hii-nk8tp]

2:06 well 2 of them crash now since James’ bad crash in that tunnel

[@mirzafateh9826]

Well that was once in a decade crash.Hammond crashes like every other Tuesday

[@adityaverma8631]

do a "Oh for crying out loud!" compilation next

[@incTG]

planned

[@RubbishFPS]

Still think its funny that Jeremy thinks he can lose weight off his car by breaking the rear window into the rear seat.

[@no-damn-alias]

then remove the rear seat and remove the rest of the glass. Still it's of course heavily scripted

[@HesmiyuMC]

His genius is immeasurable

[@jkliao6486]

Famous last words: this is a marathon, not a sprint XD

[@dangerdean9066]

Azerbaijan GP 2021 flashbacks

[@jnbadger1]

Thank you for these videos. I recently lost my dad, and I think I've seen all of them at least twice. They always put a slight smile on my face.

[@youneslahyani2198]

This is usually followed by a scentence containing " thats not gone well" or "Cock".

[@maia9056]

We need a ‘For Gods sake’ compilation.

[@bloodmasta1]

All your compilations are great! Thanks so much for your work

[@mcdouche2]

What we need is an "X Miles Away" compilation.

[@ridhwanramzi4773]

4:03 the way he tumbles lmao

[@Zoro-fl2mn]

This channel is just too good

[@incTG]

This comment is just too good

[@decodolly1535]

4:40 - They should have used the squirrel from Bake Off!

[@kazamataurus337]

I love them 😂😂😂

[@chrisbeynon8700]

"Who do you think is going to win?... I think we're all going to die"

[@dhyandesai9133]

In China our cars had 4 tyres well two of our cars had...... 😂😂

[@kirstywalker6950]

Can we get a video where the car on a test track sets a new record.

[@Xenuos]

can you do a clarkson/hammond/may "argentina" compilation? (just references to argentina / the special) including his joke about being banned from there on WWTBAM

[@paulburns3039]

in the world compilation next!😁

[@incTG]

already exists

[@asdatrollys8944]

2:45 I didn’t realise before but he breaks the window inwards so all the glass is still actually in the car 😂

[@aggelosdellas5491]

Bro Jeremy Clarkson Argh Compilation

[@jdapaul1351]

Next compilation: bumping into each other's cars. It happens as a running joke.

[@amundmogensen1880]

You could make a short compilation of James May having a wee and there being 'more'. I can think of at least 4 clips. Not much more though....

[@caricature1997]

What episode is that clip at the end? The public transport vs hammond on a motorcycle

[@JackScottAU]

Season 13, Episode 1 is the 1949 train/car/bike race.

[@bbywave]

just clocked that I follow this page on bilibili too

[@incTG]

is it "inct_" or that one dude who reuploads every top gear video on youtube google translated

[@bbywave]

@@incTG it's inct_ with James May on the profile pic

[@incTG]

@@bbywave ok good that is me

[@adrianlee2357]

Have you done the “Anyway…” compilation?

[@TheCassiusTain]

3:25 what episode is this from?

[@lesnik1313]

Rid in as😁

[@pranit_7D]

You must be using some kind of parsing algorithm on the subtitles to find these random snippets.

[@incTG]

yep i do for some of these short phrases

[@mycroftsanchez901]

Everyone enjoyed this video, well one of us did.

[@Hii-nk8tp]

Do do doloot do

[@takabotch]

When in chuffing hell are you going to upload Season 19 compilation?

[@incTG]

those take quite a while, so i'm not sure actually. hopefully this month

[@theroadwarrior5369]

2:21 which special is this? assuming its the boat one

[@incTG]

yes, the grand tour s4e1

[@theroadwarrior5369]

@@incTG thanks

[@Arsenic71]

@@incTG Ah right, thought it might have been the old Vietnam special.

[@lesnik1313]

Kenihan aftar 😁

[@zenzeleluckymtshali8433]

are u guys together three guys together not one left behind in albania..good morning again at the ritz hotel london

[@lesnik1313]

Dan 💣💣😁

[@Kristian2801]

He milkes grand tour and top gear like rockstar milked gta 5

[@Adam-bh9bc]

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