Classic Cobb Salad - Part 1

[@Chromicon]

So, Julie saw a sign outside a restaurant with "Classic Cob Salad" on it. She says to herself, "I wonder how that meeting went, that led to this sign?" Bam! Content.

[@johna6108]

... as she was eating a Classic Cob Salad.

[@katherineminor3402]

Pitch meetings are tight!

[@aloseman]

@@katherineminor3402 barely an inconvenience.

[@katherineminor3402]

@@aloseman was it super easy

[@mckennaConfig]

But the salad had extra shit on it that made it not a classic cobb salad.

[@benhatcher2603]

Flush immediately followed by a handshake and "You guys are out of toilet paper." Jesus.

[@acendagrowth]

Oh I splurted my coffee on that one, priceless!!!

[@ashleymufasa]

Lmbo

[@giovannigiovanni.7220]

She didn't wipe but I'm sure she washed her hands.

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

No toilet paper, but plenty of soap.

[@LocoExperience]

“You’re in good hands”

[@evilcab]

I worked with a few marketing agencies, this is accurate.

[@crisherreras]

100% 😂 I used to work in marketing and I can agree with you here LOL so extra

[@PhilosopherWR]

@@crisherreras okay now I'm curious about what marketing pitches are like.

[@charlesward8196]

Julie’s payment for the marketing campaign should be a percentage of the Classic Cobb Salad sales. That way she would know whether the idea was any good, of just BS.

[@enfjftw]

I'm so enjoying the fact that Julie probably saw "classic cobb salad" on a sandwich board, thought "who on earth would be swayed by that?", and wrote a multi-part sketch as a result

[@julienolke]

This actually happened

[@DavidLEnnis]

That was sort of my reaction to a restaurant named "Salad King", but it is rather popular. So, who knows?

[@WillieStubbs]

In 2 parts no less.

[@derrickmcadoo3804]

@@julienolke Maybe it was a pub or bar and that was their crowning dish? lol

[@tonysmith7632]

Say the cruelest things ever, followed by "no offense" and everything is all good. Very Canadian.

[@ThisIsKiki1]

So Canadian lol

[@progressivedragon6664]

Very American too 🤣🤣🤣

[@gardengatesopen]

I thought you were going to say very California! 😆

[@julianrenolfi5017]

Oh, shut up Tony! No offense.

[@cyberneticqualanaut7207]

See Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights

[@Kronx1970]

"PLEASE don't say dumb shit." I have wanted to say that so many times in meetings. Julie is bringing real dreams to life here.

[@pHD77]

Already said that many times when having discussions with anti-vaxx'ers. Or MAGAts. Or Flat Earthers.

[@a697ag]

I have a plaque on my desk which reads "Don't stupid here". When people say dumb shit I just point to the plaque

[@klchu]

I need this on a shit. I mean a shirt.

[@fourierrocket]

It's cathartic

[@corvusdove874]

She was quoting the voice in my head every time that I arrive in a zoom meeting early and have to sit with coworkers on call waiting for my boss to show up.

[@saltwatershanen]

Lol that finger lick when pointing out the sweet spot

[@traviscecil3903]

That finger lick.....after running out of toilet paper......and no sound of hand washing......just a thought.

[@theothersmith9570]

@XvAvX Yeah that was classic.

[@smok4101]

I was stuck on that for like a minute. Just, what did just happen?

[@procrastination2204]

I was like damn Julie can you do that to me please lmao

[@xizore]

"Please don't say dumb shit" is the t-shirt we need right now.

[@stephanieelizabeth7136]

I second this motion.

[@stephanieelizabeth7136]

No offense on the back ? Lmao

[@sandrastarling4711]

We need to make this happen. I need one for the gym.

[@kittyinpink]

Gawd Darryl 😝

[@pondboy3682]

OMG, no we don't! That's the last t-shirt this world needs right now! Please don't say dumb shit!

[@mooncaketin]

Pretty sure this consultant is really a recruiter for the CCCS, The Church of the Classic Cobb Salad

[@augustine354]

@@dontreadprofilepicc6239 kay we wont

[@julienolke]

You in?

[@mooncaketin]

@@julienolke Definitely (if only to avoid her getting mad at me 😁)

[@36moshpit7]

Don't trust her, she's a Cob Op!

[@woodside4life]

@@julienolke I’m out. No offense.

[@toughmochi2997]

Not just another Julie video, but a CLASSIC Julie video. No offense ;) Also shout out to Christian and Nat - always amazing to see you do a sketch with them!! Looking forward to what they come up with their Classic Cob Salad 🥗

[@julienolke]

Thank you! P.S- Part 2 is 🔥🔥🔥

[@alexfischer2527]

@@julienolke so when is part 2 coming out?

[@bigmike-]

I work in advertising. This is 100% accurate. It might look like this is a comedy sketch, but it's not - it's just an accurate depiction of a standard pitch meeting with a client.

[@spoilers9723]

So, you have a new dish for me?

[@mrlaforgephysics]

Shoot, I want a job where people pay me to yell “stop saying dumb shit” at them

[@katherineminor3402]

Pitch meetings are tight!

[@mightbesherwood1313]

Yup. Owners need a new idea, but hang onto their old ideas like the ledge of a building.

[@k.k.r2800]

@@spoilers9723 no sir i dont, i have a CLASSIC dish.

[@karmen1265]

The "no offense" after "Daryl uGHHH, that's literally the dumbest fucking thing you could've said" is what got me @ 3:21

[@singleasasin]

i managed to view up until 02:59 :-))) i think this one needs to be re-worked or something ! ... :-)

[@julianrenolfi5017]

"This sweet spot right in the center" *licks her finger and starts rubbing the picture Homer: Are we talking about food right?

[@gignock]

That’s just the feeling you get from a Classic Cobb Salad.

[@julianrenolfi5017]

@@gignock Mhhh, I guess I know what I am having fo lunch today xD

[@missrocks]

@@julianrenolfi5017 finger food?

[@caffeinatedkatie4696]

Yeah that part. I was like "That's sexual"

[@mimesis]

Those boiled eggs aren't the only things that are hard.

[@mattofthenorth]

Announce you just had a lack of toilet paper situation then immediately shake hands with 2 people 😂

[@whocares269]

Classic power move. Psychology 101

[@wwiflyingace6422]

Or even grosser, “you’re out of soap”.

[@julienolke]

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[@Ash_Rein]

No, I want you to be the only person in the video always. No people besides you ever.

[@RyaBread300]

Nat and Christian! I’m a huge fan of this whole cast. This is a great morning, thanks guys! 😂

[@tehweh8202]

"Shut the f**K up, Daryl!" That one sentence would make online meetings so much more efficient. :D

[@charleysmith5849]

"Who is the expert here?" Every English teacher when you suggest something outside the syllabus. edit: the constant "shut the fuck up! no offence" was gold, i loved this one!

[@susanjacobs6461]

HAhahahahahah....ohhhhhh!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@susanjacobs6461]

Becky..look at me...you don't discount a Classic Cobb Salad!!

[@abhisheknanda85]

"She said no offence"

[@Gutock]

As an English teacher... that is the dumbest ****ing thing you could have said. No offense.

[@charleysmith5849]

@@Gutock wdym? What I could have said? Or what English teachers could have said? Bc as an English major, until University I was told that more than once by my teachers

[@mlonde78]

This was intense. Gonna go and watch some Gordon Ramsey in ‘Kitchen Nightmares’ to calm myself down.

[@dyslexiahelpforallages4176]

Yes!!!

[@JasonON]

😂

[@enosfruit]

The best part of this is that it's not even a comedy sketch. THIS IS REAL. I would eat at so so many more restaurants if only they had a Classic Cobb Salad.

[@scruffylookinlo6241]

Cannot wait for the bloopers from this one.

[@amaralthais]

Licking the fingers right before saying (and rubbing) "the Sweet spot" I died!

[@FlingerFilms]

When the couple both look down sadly after you said... "It's not good" Great funny detail. Very funny

[@МихаилВисков-л3ф]

Didn't know a thing about what a cobb salad is, but damn Julie talked about it with such passion that i googled it and may be give it a go some day. Nicely done!

[@johnathanrhoades7751]

They are actually pretty good...

[@cbmikey]

CLASSIC Cobb Salad!!

[@jamielondon6436]

Jokes aside, that is *exactly* how marketing works: Everybody's basically got the same, well known product, but if you're the one to put a big sign out saying that you do, people will think you're the original, the real deal etc. "Lucky Strike. It's toasted." :-/

[@thebear7086]

"Shut the fuck up, Daryl! No offense." That's still making me laugh.

[@alexrivera5747]

Whenever I want more Julie Nolke videos I'm going to have to call my video guy and say "Gary, we're gonna need some more of those hard boiled beauties."

[@GrimmReaper7165]

OMG I am DYING, when Julie licks her fingers and rubs the middle of the Venn diagram, love it lol

[@corvusdove874]

Best throwaway gag delivery on KZbin in the first 10 seconds. "You're out of toilet paper. " *shakes hands*. Back of my brain was going the rest of the video, "If she didn't find 'the three seashells' in there, I hope she at least used the cardboard roll..."

[@nerds4knowledge]

I heard she doesn't know how to use the three seashells. 😆

[@jemiebridges3197]

@@nerds4knowledge noone knows how to use the 3 seashells anymore, that knowledge was lost in the great facebook outage of 2021

[@caffeinatedkatie4696]

What in the hell is "the three seashells"?

[@nerds4knowledge]

@@caffeinatedkatie4696 If you are asking in earnest, watch Demolition Man

[@darrenrobinson9041]

@@caffeinatedkatie4696 Demolition Man reference. In the future there is no toilet paper, Just 3 sea shells.

[@kelseystickney8663]

The fact a cob salad, excuse me CLASSIC cob salad, needs a part 2 already has me intrigued before finishing the video.

[@NickFisherman]

Yeah, could I get a classic cobb salad with no bacon, no blue cheese, and no egg? Avocado on the side. Thank you.

[@cathyhart3946]

Underrated comment right here.

[@noneya3635]

'i just thought' "Oh you jjj, you ju ju ju ju jus. Becky i had no idea you were such an ego maniac that you thought you could mess with perfection."

[@AlanPieroway]

I have to reserve judgment until I see where this is going.

[@julienolke]

It's a journey

[@thatHARVguy]

@@julienolke A classic journey.

[@insertnamehere9950]

@@thatHARVguy a classic cobb salad journey

[@DMS-pq8]

Classic Cobb Salad trilogy

[@WhatifAltHist]

Julie could have made a fortune in sales.

[@nathanfrancis9376]

Cool seeing you here man! Obviously, this proves all canadians know each other

[@pi172]

Thx for letting a lot of us discovering Christian & Nat and their channel! I watch them for a while now. They are just as amazing as you. Okay, nearly. Mirror Julie is unbeatable.

[@bobbirne4983]

Nothing beats classics. Nothing.

[@Michael_Paul585]

This isn't a Neo Cob

[@ireallyreallyhategoogle]

Except the whole new original classic.

[@eviebr83]

Not to ignore the brilliant sketch but i freaking love that dress😍

[@taylorjade6918]

Yes!!! This!!! 😍

[@just_add_empathy]

same!!

[@Mama_Bear524]

Same

[@katiepalmerfinn6008]

I went to the comments to write this and thought, "I can't be the only one!" This is an A+ fashion moment!

[@BOABModels]

I didn't even know what a Classic Cobb Salad was. Thanks for enlightening me.

[@decoy3641]

I can't express the amount of enjoyment I got from watching this

[@clairem730]

It was so well done that I actually found it excruciating to watch.

[@bethcarson5531]

"Out of TP" followed immediately by handshake. Aaak! Amazing! Also, that dress is perfection on you.

[@joshuamoore8560]

This is the Glengarry Glen Ross of leafy greens. I can't wait for part 2 when someone signs on the line which is dotted!

[@stephenwalton7079]

So who’s going to win the Cadillac and who gets a set of salad forks?

[@joshuamoore8560]

@@stephenwalton7079 Well there's only two of them and they're married to each other, so... both of them?

[@darrenrobinson9041]

Alec Baldwin watched this sketch before doing his speech.

[@andraenicholson3557]

The finger licking before rubbing the "Sweet Spot" on the ven diagram lol. COME ON 😆😂🤣!

[@TimeWasted8675309]

TWO things. Firstly, love the dress - like a Gantt chart for a project from H.E.double-hockeysticks. Secondly, need to go find me a cobb salad.

[@marilynndonini7247]

This is one of the most brutal comedy sketches I've ever seen. Hysterical!!! (No s**t, you do excellent work, kiddo. Keep it up, please.)

[@MrGuvenCagdas]

I’m literally a huge fan of Julie. She is great at what she does.

[@benvoliothefirst]

Sorry about your gigantism.

[@darrenrobinson9041]

Literally ? Maybe cut down on the Cobb Salads,

[@laurakish4707]

The Classic Cobb Salad is very happy to be represented in this video. It has been overshadowed by Caesar and Julienne far too long. Julie is truly doing the Lord’s work here 🙌🏻

[@peter1062]

"most nonsensical? This comes uncomfortably close to some real life situations I've had the misfortune to experience myself. People like this really exist, and are making good money too!

[@garvitsharma491]

Now I am convinced that you can do anything with the "Classic Cobb Salad" Imma put this out of my home...thanks!

[@MaybeIMental]

Professional Branding Consultant Julie isn’t wearing shoes. That makes me think she isn’t a legitimate professional branding consultant.

[@usfbull523]

Sometimes, outside-the-box thinkers don’t conform to conventional standards like “shoes”

[@traviscecil3903]

It's "Classic Cobb Salad", @Maybel'Mental, not "stodgy old workplace." Geez. Who's the expert here? That's right. It's Julie. She's the expert. (jk)

[@prestok]

She knows you can't create a professional brand without a wikifeet article about you.

[@MonkeyspankO]

Naaah, you're thinking of flip-flops. All the hi-end marketing consultants wear them...and Hawaiian shirts.

[@toriless]

@@MonkeyspankO I hate flip flops since they flip and flop. I use saddles. They stay in place. Then again, I hate Cobb Salad too.

[@srivatsanparthasarathy7445]

This is perfect way to show how marketing meetings go.

[@gchesterton]

Cut to scene with Daryl and Becky putting a sunny side up egg on their Classic Cobb Salad.

[@timothyball3144]

Just a few minutes in and this is the only mention of that.👍

[@toriless]

@@timothyball3144 it is what is shown

[@timothyball3144]

@@toriless She said hard boiled egg.

[@cathyhart3946]

What is it going to take for those two to get it???

[@recoveringsoul755]

sometimes customers ask for substitutions. What about the vegetarians and vegans?

[@Rheubie]

"Darryl... PLEASE don't say dumb shit." And in that moment, Julie became every one of us, in every pointless meeting, ever.

[@LaughBoys]

Brb gonna change name to “Classic Cobb Salad Boys”

[@RedBeardReaper]

I look forward to your sketches, almost as much as the weekend. So funny 🤣

[@bec9255]

As a Brit, I have to confess I didn't know what a cobb salad was. I will now quietly die of shame whilst dreaming of Canada.

[@TheGuardDuck]

Don't worry about it. If it has "salad" in the name, it's disgusting.

[@PrimeReal]

Cobb Salad is a classic

[@bond007osu]

Didn't you watch the video? Its not a Cobb Salad. Its a Classic Cobb Salad. ;)

[@PrimeReal]

@@bond007osu It’s just a Cobb salad. 03:20

[@bond007osu]

@@PrimeReal Thats the dumbest thing you've ever said.....but no offense

[@thehammer3193]

I love all the little gems in these videos. "you are all out of toilet paper" proceeds to shake hands.

[@sheilaenglish3293]

Forget the content, that dress is the star of the show. 😻 Unique print.

[@TheUrbanSentinelChannel]

For the record, to date..... the most hilarious 🤣🤣😂 I shit you not!!!!

[@Abercreath]

Becky and Daryl wound up having triplets who were loved and adored by all... and their names were Classic, Cobb, and Salad.

[@Adan11961]

I accidentally watched part 2 before this like its a prequel/origin story/back story and I feel it makes it so much better.

[@librarian971]

I feel Julie has missed her calling by not becoming a McKinsey consultant.

[@danzwku]

2:46 "Daryl. Please don't say dumb shit." xD love it.

[@WhatifAltHist]

I've done a lot of history and marketing in my time and this is what it feels like experts in both fields say blatantly dumb things, and the public/market goes along since they're paying "the experts".

[@dancarr820]

I have a weird taste of KZbin videos. I watch Julie Nolke, Whatifalthis, Drew Durnil, and Lilsimsie!!

[@bountyhunterbreaks898]

You know what I really want right now, a Classic Cobb Salad!!! What a marketing genius!!!

[@traviscecil3903]

Why am I reminded of all the "product quality roundtables" I've ever had to sit through.....

[@flowrinse9671]

There is NOTHING I love more than a Cobb Salad, Julie. Brilliant!😂😂😂

[@tigerbread78]

Becky; We can finally have kids Daryl; Well... I give it 6 months

[@SamBristowNZ]

It normally takes 9 though...

[@frasermackie19]

Thank you Julie, puts a lot of smiles on a lot of people.

[@Michael_Paul585]

"Part 1" is probably the best part of this.

[@francisschwartz7648]

The fact that you licked your finger before rubbing the - sweetspot - … I am dying 😂

[@SamueldLarson]

One of my all time favourites.

[@ORIGINALwhatnow]

I am amazed how Julie can turn anything into a comedy skit. Never in a million years imagined watching a comedy on salad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@briand5047]

This consultant might be the granddaughter of the great Bob Cobb.

[@mazeknox]

Peeennyyyycaaaaaan!

[@WlLDEHlLDE]

"How am I supposed not to be offended by that?" :D Amazing line there!

[@johnadams8212]

I can’t wait to see if it works! 🤞🤞

[@julienolke]

Stay tuned 👀

[@rayjohnson2387]

If Julie says so....

[@CarlForde]

thinking it doesn't work because they use a wrong font on the sign board. It's not a "sandwich board", it's a "salad board" ? In the Cobb style?

[@sebgirl33]

Love the three of you together! Can’t wait for part 2 😃

[@skylarsa]

Omg. The lick of the middle finger and ring finger before rubbing the sweet spot...I had to pause and realized what just happened. Brilliant. Also I love the collabs with Nat and Chris, so keep them up!!

[@henryyaboy]

This is some peak acting shit. Brings me right back to the theatre! I love the serious around the absurdity.

[@Aconinja83]

Not going to lie, I kinda want a cobb salad now.

[@ShawnGoodmanJazz]

Oh my God when she licked her finger and rubbed the salad. I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thomash.537]

You are killing it every single time :D :D

[@philllobato5938]

"Plz don't say dumb shit" is my new official motto 😂😂😂

[@LaurenGraceHarding]

I've never heard of this salad but now I really want one!!! 🤔🥗🥓🧀🥚🥰

[@darrenrobinson9041]

Ever since the Waldorf shortage happened, CCS is the buzz.

[@speljufcharlotte8999]

Such a kind woman. Willing to help out these naïve business owners, giving them top nodge marketing advise, the creme de la creme of the catering of the future, for only a small compensation. What a beautiful soul.

[@Bluehoshiflower]

As a marketing specialist, I can agree, this how most of the people in marketing work

[@TheGuardDuck]

Sad.

[@Kath-Erina]

I guess I'm never gonna use a marketing specialist then lol. I got better ideas

[@Bluehoshiflower]

@@Kath-Erina You just need to find a good one

[@xdeonyx1]

I originally discovered Christian & Nat through one of Julie’s early 2020 skits and now i am ALLLLL about them. it’s insane to me their channel is still mostly unrecognized. LOVE the 3 peeps in that room!!! 💕💕✌🏼

[@memathews]

Truthful video, and I've been both client and agency, lol. Just this morning I spent 90 minutes in a "listening session" and have another this afternoon. I'll share this and you'll get great laughs.

[@walkerb1734]

OMG! Such good acting and so funny! Better than SNL! (On a side note….Julie is just sooooo hot! She’s such my hall pass!)

[@pqrstsma2011]

i was looking for an appropriate, non-offensive way to say the same thing, but wasn't too sure, so thanks for taking the hit!

[@LMacNeill]

"Everything that comes out of your mouth is a pile of hot garbage -- no offense." LOL!!!!!

[@chasbodaniels1744]

My main takeaway is seeing “Cheryl Nolke” farther down the column at the end of *each new vid.* Hmmmm.

[@janzalar6024]

Well now i know what a Classic Cobb Salad is. I was sold by 2nd minute. Brilliant marketing specialist

[@JohnDoe-tx8lq]

I can't get past: "Sorry about that, you guys are out of toilet paper." what took so long 🤔 ...trying to stick her behind over the sink to clean up... aaaargh! 😄 But no offense. 😁👍 (I like doing the 'Sponsored' bit as the character in the sketch.😎👍 I hope your drunk alter-ego does an Ad for a good red wine... 😆)

[@mk1st]

The second best skit about salads in the universe. Second only to the "Waldorf Salad" in Fawlty Towers.

[@joshdreyer3348]

This video makes no fucking sense. No offense. And I love it.

[@glamp63]

“Darrell, please don’t say dumb sh$&”…”Darrell shut the fu@& up!!” LOL!! Love it!!

[@GravityFromAbove]

Am I the only person who had to look up 'Classic Cobb Salad'? No offense Julie.

[@Tom_YouTube_stole_my_handle]

No, you're not the only one - The Cobb salad was born in the wee hours of a Hollywood, California, morning in 1937 at the Brown Derby restaurant. The owner, Bob Cobb, was ruffling through the kitchen’s refrigerator, pulling out various remnants including lettuce, hard-boiled eggs, cheese, tomatoes, chives and avocado. Smelling bacon being cooked nearby, he grabbed a few slices to add to his dish.

[@ConsistentAsh]

I love being able to catch these videos right before I start work, has my day starting off on a fun note! Haha, so passionate about a Classic Cobb Salad! Poor Darrell haha , too funny.

[@davevan2252]

Julie...killing me again...I just want a Cobb Salad. That's all...you're still killing it.

[@andrepowell3271]

Right now there are 183 views on this video and 182 comments (this is number 183). Kudos to you, Julie, for being good enough to generate a comment for EVERY SINGLE VIEWER! You rock :)

[@Reliquancy]

The Publix Cobb has candied pecans, cranberries, and no hard boiled eggs. They definitely messed with perfection.

[@toriless]

Cranberries do not belong with bacon.