If his acting is this good then why is he so hokey the rest of the time?

Dear Canada: Your geese are already the worst thing you could do to us. Please stop!

It is quiet close to reality I am afraid

Wow. Just wow. You really went there. 🤯 But yes, I wholeheartedly agree, United States of Dumbfuckistan is out of control. Great video, btw :-)

Before showing the map, I expected to see the US-Canadian border, especially when she said they would attack from the north. Given the 25% tariff our MAGA Moron president just slapped Canada with, that's reason enough.

EXACTLY!! THE VAST HOLLYWASTELAND!!

"I would go if they had oil or something..." :D

Given the average IQ of an F150 driver is already 75, I will be an almost genius driving a F250 and shame Einstein and his likes with a F350, right.

ho yeah!

So when the bird flu is deemed a pandemic will you go back to letting yourself know what’s going on in the past?

I think a past self video is necessary

So who actually sings this song?

Hahahahahaha Jeff Bezos manifesting the Dr.Evil aesthetic hits very differently in 2025.

Does this mean she’ll have boobs in the next few skits? Because that’s funny.

So I feel you need to revisit this form because it gave me great comfort last time chaos was happening please; please come back.

Thank you Siri .

How stupid is this!

Michael Jackson was innocent. A jury of his peers even said.

General Julie Hegseth Trump 🙄

I trust Julie…and my own eyes.

Canadian humor will see us through!

Well that's easy. Just speak French to them and they'll think they are in France 🇫🇷 😁

lol I hope you made your kid clean that mess up afterwards 😂👏🏽

“You seem a little bit worked up”

My mom actually didn’t take my dads last name exactly because of the paperwork

Darren “Big Buff” Robinson of the 80’s rap group The Fat Boys, was the first to “beat box” for the masses. In fact, he was known as “The Human Beat Box”, which is precisely where the term originated.

Yeah. Not so bad. 4 a woman.

oh this is the real JT. initially i thought the makeup job is really good

Good job, United Nations, for completely missing the joke.

🤣🤣🤣

Yes, still sexy. 🥵🔥

My husband wanted three things from his truck: single-row seating (and no jump seats either), 4-wheel drive capability, and a covered bed.

I think I need to watch Dr. Strangelove now. Then go to Sir Games A Lot for pieces for my war table.

In Florida suburbs here so stupid seems like 70% of vehicles on the road are full size trucks just for daily driving not even used for their intended purpose to haul stuff. I guess since everbody is such a fatass now they need a big truck just to haul their stupid fat ass around town because they can't fit in a car. I am looking at trucks for an actual purpose to haul dirt bikes so I can go ride not just for driving to work and getting groceries. Wtf is wrong the world keeps getting stupider everyday.

Thank you for posting! I need guidance: My Crypto Wallet holds some USDT TRX20, and I know the seed phrase: -clean- -party- -soccer- -advance- -audit- -clean- -evil- -finish -tonight- -involve- -whip- -action-. What’s the best way should I proceed with transferring them to Kraken?

ha, didn't find Canada on the map yet

Well I guess this was the best part of having an acting coach for prime minister.

Love the Russian accent ….❤🥰😍😘🇺🇸🫡👍🏻

*_"Operation Midnight Blizzard"_* ??? *_sounds like you're invading the local Dairy Queen!_* 🍦😋

You would be surprised how easy it is to quit drinking after your demons are cast out. 😃✝️ Find a good deliverance minister. A hot tip from an exorcist 😉

Kevin here. Yes, sometimes I do try to get under your skin because you do and say things that get under my skin too.

I would totally go to war if someone called Me poopy pants!!

😂😆

IIRC the US military used Lego bricks to represent units at a granular level (I think down to the platoon level?) while planning for the Gulf War. So, this is only a little bit exaggerated. It seems pretty straightforward to assign different colors of bricks to represent different countries' forces and/or branches of service, and if further differentiation is desired you can connect blocks in different shapes to represent different unit types. This can be pretty helpful info if you ever somehow find yourself planning a military operation, I guess.

My daughter has the same airplane toy and I'm cracking up

Fake news. I don't see any Maple syrup, Delicious Poutine, Beaver Tails Pastry, Canadian Bacon?

Y'all killed the mood, she doesn't want to have a war now

Julie... the month of January in 2025 has reminded me of your videos. If you're up to it, I'd love to see your past self react to the NOLA attach, Cybertruck suicide, horrific LA Fires, snow in Florida, Orange felon's inauguration, terrible executive orders, Heil Elon and his Nazi salute, the helicopter/ plane crash in DC and the medical transport crash in Philadelphia. How much suck can one month contain?

Hello

I’m arguing a minor point, here: Scottish accents ARE sexy.