Classic Opie & Anthony: Bashing "Forrest Gump" (09/07-11/05/12)

[@winterparkco2709]

It’s sad radio like this will never exist again.

[@Rdmz805]

Not just radio but entertainment in general

[@kingfish9163]

But Anthony still does a show just like this without Opie.

[@sorter7596]

Touché

[@chonconnor6144]

Sad it will soon be deleted from Yt. Turns out putting everything online was a way to ensure its erased forever.

[@AndrewBarsky]

“What scene was it where you had the black eye?” Oh that’s right Every one. 😂

[@megarudyray1]

"While you bumble thru life, getting lucky"

[@KaneRobot]

megarudyray1 Opie

[@AndrewBarsky]

That would be the understatement of the century.

[@evansgate]

Jim's impressions are underrated and hysterical

[@XXthekingofyouXX]

“Her smart hair-do” never fails to crack me up.

[@barryyyy.e]

Dude I didn’t get that until I read this lol thank you

[@mattzobian]

The Golden "Anthony and Jimmy" era. Man when they get rolling....

[@Josef_Favia]

"I was supposed to die in battle!" -Jimmy Sinese

[@Mike7124]

good thing we have opie there to say "bravo" after anthony or jimmy say something funny.

[@MrMotoflou]

"yeah, that's the bit. sorry you don't get the bit."

[@unkiesickey3429]

Well as Opie is the 'hole' of the show; he needs something to do since he doesn't break anything anymore.

[@jimbojackson2]

Unkie Sickey or stomp homeless people's cakes, or sumptin. Tss, Tss.

[@denmac19]

As if he were the arbiter of modern comedy.

[@keithchilders9395]

Anthony’s back must have been KILLING him from carrying that ZERO humor capacity Opie…god Opie SUCKED!

[@bensnod9159]

The Gary Sinise impression #2 is fucking perfect!

[@anthonyr829]

Jimmy's great Sinise impression is right up there with Quincy

[@KC-bg1th]

I can't stop laughing whenever Jimmy talks about the fat Asian wife. It really does make no sense.

[@georgedudleysashtray3860]

Have you never met a Vietnam era veteran? Every single one has an Asian wife

[@johngilliam6764]

That is kinda true,I wonder why that is

[@AndrewBarsky]

@@georgedudleysashtray3860 Yeah dude but she was obviously Korean. 🤦🏻‍♂️ Jimmy doesn’t know about asian people. Haha

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

@@georgedudleysashtray3860 every single one? Nope. My father was married to a white woman.

[@DiggitySlice]

​@@johngilliam6764cause they met them during the war. A lot were former hookers

[@sealteamsix1784]

"life is like a box of chocolates.. you never know when burt reynolds is gonna punch you in the face".

[@johnmiller5679]

I'm glad somebody is calling the Jenny character out. She was a self absorbed human being who used people and used Forest. Actually I would not be shocked if it was someone else's son and she gave him to Forest because she knew she was going to die and the real father was in jail or something. Also horrible choice in men and since Jenny was so poor how did she go to college. Back then college was almost not possible for poor people as student loans were not like they are now.

[@rippspeck]

Hey, you almost verbatim called her a hooker yet couldn't put 2 and 2 together.

[@ladedade23Blunticus]

she stripped and got kicked out because she posed nude in a skin magazine. she was a broken woman because of the sexual and physical abuse by her father she had feelings for forest but thought he was to naive retarded cause what man would love and treat well a broken thing like her. it was a cheesy movie but everything was explained in subtext you were just to stupid to get it

[@difficultbastard]

Didn't they just publish an article, where they think that 1/3 men are looking after a kid that isn't actually theirs?

[@mightymoeish]

John Miller everyone knows Jenny sucks but the drama is a successful idiot who loves a whore. If thats not relatable then i dont know what is

[@jamesnoble8205]

@@mightymoeish I thought she was awful at the time the movie was still new and relevant . I remember complaining "so he's in love with her even though she keeps ditching him for other people and then only after she's about to die of AIDS does she suddenly come back to the dope"

[@Derek_Keenan]

Listen closely: you can hear Opie sulking and retreating into his anxiety-ridden mind.

[@ThunderDomeBoxingTalk]

LMFAO , no doubt n also his paranoia kicking in n blaming everyone in the studio for his lack of comedic ability

[@madz79]

Tsst fawk yea ITS EVERYONE BUT MEE!

[@Derek_Keenan]

@@madz79 since i wuz fawkin 18 tssss

[@Vendettaavenger]

You can almost hear him go to the phones during a funny moment

[@KirbSyde-vf4cf]

I tried to see how long I could keep myself from laughing. "I can't believe I'm on a shrimp boat with a retard!" set it off now I can't stop😂😂😂

[@Fittsburgh]

Jenny, The dog who bit you died

[@KC-bg1th]

Fittsburgh Giggling at this.

[@BusterCherry1]

He was a mean dog.

[@philthedrill2244]

Jimmy’s Lt. Dan is wonderful

[@MrMotoflou]

I love the "smart hairdo" comment. Exactly! A couple years go by, and all of a sudden Jenny isn't a junkie anymore and she has Farrah Fawcett hair. And her AIDS-riddled son is Haley Joel Osment, HA.

[@mightymoeish]

MrMotoflou “a couple years go by and all of a sudden” that isnt very sudden, my guy

[@garrettt8782]

Just watched forest gunp again for the first time in 10 years and had to come back to listen again. So good!

[@LambertBowden56]

5:40 "Look you're with Bob Kelly"

[@davidwaderealestate]

My fat Asian wife named Suuuuusan! Outstanding!

[@emmetLshavinski]

I literally searched out this video just to relisten to this line.

[@jamesthomison4356]

My womb is like a box of whiskey forrest

[@amiralanal]

Ant can’t miss a chance at referencing Platoon

[@jefffawcett]

As time has passed Forrest Gump beating Pulp Fiction for both Best Picture and Director looks more and more asinine.

[@soysaucehairdye7869]

Jeff F I like Forrest Gump as a movie, but the best movies never win best picture.

[@ShortFingeredShreder]

+Jeff F Of course Forrest Gump won. Of course a gritty crime movie lost to the uplifting, quotable movie about a bumbling idiot who became successful all by chance. I love Forrest Gump, but Pulp Fiction is SO much better. It's my all-time favorite movie.

[@troyuconn21]

beat Shawshank as well.... crazy.

[@jefffawcett]

+awsometomable universal critical and popular acclaim but since you don't like it it stinks. I like that combination of confidence arrogance and ignorance, you should be in politics lol !

[@awsometomable]

+Jeff F Thanks! But remember its an opinion it can't be right or wrong. keep in mind Hillary Clinton is liked by a lot of people, It doesn't make her good

[@taffysaur]

... named SUE-zzunnn..."

[@taffysaur]

I like to kiss her big fat face. Takes me hours.

[@daytonjason]

"larry stop pointing that gun at my dad"!!!!! im dying. 10:20

[@PaulHenning84]

Nice to hear some unexpected Vedder from Jay Mohr @09:19

[@MonteroOnBoxing]

@2:49 of course Opie tries to interrupt and end the bit right in the middle of Jimmy's genius.

[@DangerMenace]

Life is like a box of balloons, Forrest

[@durden2480]

I got cancer and Jenny’s got aids!!!!

[@audreyromerobaybay]

The lieutenant Dan impression by just talking with clenched teeth is probably the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life 🤣 Why isn't she wearing shoes on the lawn Forest? She's going to kill the grass with her aidsy feet 💀

[@hoagieboy1088]

Shit I miss this

[@wheels417]

Thanks for uploading sir! the show from today(2/13/14) brought me here.

[@Chris-km4lp]

“She shamed me Forrest”

[@durden2480]

😂

[@ClibanariusJJ]

YOU'RE GOING TO BE OKAYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@matthewherzog6155]

You are never to blame.

[@jokerz7936]

Someone,needs to someday cut together Forrest saying "Life is like quite box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get." Then play the commercial for AYDS Diet Chocolates.

[@catchbooker7257]

Unequivocally the funniest thing Jim Norton has done.

[@suspicioustumbleweed4760]

I’d love to have a Forrest Gump type story starring chip chipperson

[@gspendlove]

There oughta be a Chip Chipperson movie, starring Jimmy, as well as an Uncle Paul movie. But Hollywood is far too homogenized.

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

That I'd see.

[@iamthem.a.n.middleagednerd1053]

Jimmy had me laughing so hard I pooped a little. Fuck me.

[@mattdrummond3552]

I’m dying lmao I love Jimmy

[@jadedmastermind]

“I’ll be back when you’re a billionaire shrimp tycoon and I’m a single mom with aids, just in tine for me to die.”

[@aug-pahunters51]

Is there a O&A/comedy clip about Asian people that have an over the top Western first name with a traditional Asian last name? So like, Tommy Wong, Tiffany Chu, Billy Phuc, etc. I love that for some reason.

[@gojira5157]

I just thought of something. That soldier in the movie who's family has a tradition of dying in war, is it possible him and his family may be just shitty soldiers? I mean I know they do it to get honor in battle but their are both real life and fictional soldiers who are able to do both and if anything the soldiers who survive get more respect and honor. It also doesn't help that a retarded physically disabled hillbilly was not only a better soldier then him, but also managed to save him.

[@mkane368]

What's your Pic, seems familiar

[@gojira5157]

mkane368 the mecha from Gurren Lagan.

[@rustykuntz94]

You mean Lieutenant Dan?

[@SIX6SIXer]

3:37 he remembers when she was running Hustler?

[@user-sd9qd9hh5s]

"I think he is doing the Curly Shuffle in the laboratory." LMAO

[@YAOK117]

The fact that movie beat Pulp Fiction AND Shawshank for best picture is just an embarrassment...typical Hollywood

[@jockoadams3377]

Jay Mohr sucks... but his impression of Chris Penn and Harvey Keitel are pretty great.

[@UltimateThanos]

I can't put all the blame on Jenny for her actions. Molestation ruins people.

[@Excremental_Discharge]

Jenny leaves Forrest for scumbags. She spends her years as a drug addict nomad. She pity fucks him (she takes advantage of a mentally disabled person) and then runs off again, AFTER HIS MOTHER DIES, breaking his heart. Then Gump becomes a millionaire and all of a sudden she shows up, with AIDS, to marry him. Oh. And she has a kid (who sees dead people on top of that) that's supposedly his as well..... Jenny is the worst

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

True but she kept using and discarding him. He was a punching bag too.

[@denmac19]

7:18 Burt Reynolds gives a lesson on how to woo your woman 1970s style.

[@kevin2400]

Life is like a box......... we heard you forrest

[@Anon-bs8kk]

dey even put bedsheets on dey horses an riiide around

[@Calculon1712]

How come you didn't include the one after they view the trailer for Cobra, Jimmy does his Gary Sinise impression when hes talking to Cobra/Sly Stallone. "Aids is the disease, there is no cure" lol

[@HashbeanSC2]

this has got to be the most funny video on youtube

[@CreepyColdGuy]

Mama always said life was like a box of AIDS. You never know what you're gonna get.

[@theguywhoisaustralian1465]

WORST LOVE STORY EVER.

[@SMokeUCantHandle]

Best Jimmy impression: Gary Sinise or Nicholas Cage?

[@cripplermaximus]

Nic Cage, because when jimmy says “huh?” that’s all you need.

[@BusterCherry1]

​@@cripplermaximus Guh'head!

[@jswany72]

Holy shit that sounded like bobo at the end lol

[@SSigma79]

Jenny is one of the most top 10 evil movie villians ever...

[@drpastormartinosempa8930]

Forest was based on Kenny...

[@durden2480]

People skills of a hornet

[@Mobeast99]

5:40 Robert Kelly had nothing to do with this

[@BusterCherry1]

Eh, it involved a fat Asian person so no reason to not drag Bob into the discussion.

[@fattony9818]

I honestly NEVER thought how much of an awful person Jenny was in Forrest Gump. I'm glad they brought that up. I was mostly paying attention to the story of the movie. Why is this so funny Forrest?.....I'm laughin' my ass off with my fat Asian wife Susan lol. Life is like a box of chocolates, the dark chocolate ones always satisfy and fill up the most XD

[@Metalmaniac415]

Yes!

[@unstablegenius2325]

Omg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@dorpth]

Forrest Gump is probably one of the most reactionary movies ever made. Going through life being an oblivious idiot is a virtue, as long as you're good at football. Don't question anything or get involved with political or social dissent, otherwise you'll be a miserable drug addict who dies from AIDS. Just stick to being an unquestioning idiot, and massive success will fall upon you by chance as you retire a millionaire. Just ignore the fact that in order to get that success, an entire city's shrimp boat fleet had to be destroyed and their lives ruined so you could make your millions that you're too dumb to appreciate, because success is totally for sure a zero sum game and living a comfortable life is only possible by crushing and impoverishing hundreds of middle class families.

[@99tubalcain]

+dorpth Interesting take but I really don't think those ideals are things that appeal to reactionaries like me.

[@suxcawks]

+dorpth i liked it because he did the funny voice lol

[@DiscoMatty79]

that is the best review I ever read about that movie. The movie came out when I was 12, I totally ate up that tripe.

[@seanmcmillan4690]

+dorpth Sorry Bernie is getting crushed. It's just a movie you self-important douchebag.

[@99tubalcain]

dorpth I don't think that art criticism is something for the left, stop being so foolish. I just think it's a bad interpretation. I don't think it is Forest's conformity that makes him heroic or sees him to his high place in life I think it is, as is clearly demonstrated in the film, his goodness of heart and nobleness of spirit that elevates him. It's not conformity for hierarchy that sends Forest back into the jungle - saving his Lieutenant Dan is merely a happy coincidence - it is his deep love for his friend, Bubba. That is not a disputable point. How does Forest become the most successful fisherman for Shrimp? First, by honouring a forlorn commitment to the same friend despite the dismissal of all involved. Second, by his commitment to the broken friend he pulled out of the jungle and thirdly by overcoming the adversity of a crowded industry and quite possible a divinely sent tempest. Gump's kind of like an Alabamian, modern hobbit. He likes simple things, he loves, he likes the land - to mow it at least! - and he overcomes great struggle despite his relative lack of size - mental not physical in this case. Oh yeah, and Jenny is a degenerate boomer whore who is representative of everything wrong with our age. Art criticism isn't just for Bernie supporters but most of the shitty art criticism I know comes from them.

[@skottlee8959]

This clip helps explain why Opie is the way he is. He can't possibly contribute anything to this hilarious riffing so he half assedly trys to play a clip from the movie. Kinda sad really

[@Bensinat]

Ssssusan 🤣

[@pizzlepayne91]

sooooooosan

[@andrewknowlton4285]

It's a great Gary sinese because noone has ever done a Gary impression before lol..still pretty good

[@usaisgood8433]

Forrest Gump was awesome!

[@hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh6898]

How the fuck was Jimmy this funny at one point?

[@Bambino_60]

😂 😂 😂

[@ostsweinen5240]

Life is like a box of condoms. You never know what you're gonnna get.

[@swinny_]

That other guy screaming was *awful*

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

Read the book it's better

[@ShaneKarma376]

No comments??? Abe???? HAckbennys???? Angela??? Rabid Rabbi??? Demarco??? Anyone???? Is anyone in here????

[@denmac19]

ShaneKarma376 : Looks like Angela bailed and took her comments with her. Shame. She was a good egg.

[@boosh90]

sssssssusannnn.........

[@BakerOrDie123]

aaaaaiiiddss

[@boosh90]

fatso and aidsy, on the case

[@Mrmys1900]

thanks sweetie

[@jainsworr]

LMAO

[@rabidrabbitshuggers]

The movie by itself is tripe. But if you read Winston Bloom's book, the movie is fucking appalling.

[@BrianIngham]

rabid rabbitshuggers Groom

[@thefirmament1616]

lmao

[@doomlava8]

Jay Mohr can be too much at times.

[@KarenTookTheKids364]

Pretty sure it's a common misconception that Jennaaaaaayyy had AIDS. It was never mentioned in the movie but in the books its hepatitis if I'm not mistaken.

[@jamesnoble8205]

She had AIDS Not HIV but full blown AIDS

[@Thunderchild-gz4gc]

She doesn't get sick at all in the novel. She's not nearly as screwed up either. She helps Forrest with a drug problem in fact. I never read Gump and Co.

[@MarmaladeSally]

Gallagher is so…unfunny

[@OFFICIAL863JLS]

loooooooooooooool

[@luckyrocket1903]

LOL, forrest gump was like the worst movie ever, should of been called forrest's dump

[@GreenGearMood]

+Lucky Rocket ... Wow.

[@fatbuddy719]

home run Chipperson

[@BrianScalabrineMVP]

Forrest Gump? What's it about trees or sumpthin tssss

[@jamesnoble8205]

A-BOOOOOOOO!

[@MegaMan-bs3oy]

Lol SUE-zinnn

[@Tooch24]

The Senise impression sucks

[@Psyxic_Crimes]

lol, These guys seem shallow as fuck. Mildly amusing though.

[@Psyxic_Crimes]

Nightcrawler 2 lol, sorry if i insulted your youtube daddies, bitch.

[@Psyxic_Crimes]

Nightcrawler 2 Fanboys with anal pain is always amusing. Thanks for the tears.

[@Psyxic_Crimes]

Nightcrawler 2 You sound mad, bro. lol.

[@Psyxic_Crimes]

Nightcrawler 2 An Explanation is to hard to comprehend, i take it? shit-for-brains.

[@Psyxic_Crimes]

Nightcrawler 2 lol, You couldn't 'shake' a senior citizen, dumbass.

[@DeepCDriller]

How does Jim Norton have a career? He’s the least funny hack out there.