Classic Opie & Anthony: Dangerous Games Children Play (04/19/11)

[@Cheka__]

"Who doesn't speed?" "Everyone who's in front of me" 😂 Excellent, funny answer

[@csqw]

"Stress factory? Why don't you call it the anxiety building or sumthin"- Opie Chiperson

[@fredlburrows]

The pressure manufacturing facility.

[@nortonman5238]

@@fredlburrows Ted's Stress Filled Emporium?

[@WaRLoKWYATT]

Tsss fuckin HOME RUN!

[@joeman21222]

i came to the comments the second i heard that line

[@grabthefadote]

Why's it so stressful!? Haha! It's in the name! Haha! I'm so stressed! Haha! "Booooooo!" "Be more funny!"

[@ShortFingeredShreder]

When I was in elementary school, my friends and I would play wallball before class. We would purposely try to throw the ball at such angles that it would hit the wall and then peg someone on the rebound. That was part of the fun. It got MUCH more intense when we finally got a hold of some lacrosse balls. There were a few broken noses and lost teeth after that. I'm also part of the generation where we had to use the spongy balls for dodgeball in gym class. We still found ways to inflict pain on other people with those.

[@NoGoodBoyo1000]

The Nanny State just gets bigger and bigger, strangling liberty.

[@mrdrprof99]

I come from the future. It gets so much worse.

[@poopballs7795]

@@mrdrprof99 nah

[@fredrickmiller6534]

@@poopballs7795 we've been mandated to wear masks in public for almost 200 days. Yes.

[@poopballs7795]

@@fredrickmiller6534 nah

[@1917girl]

@@fredrickmiller6534 so what lmao....? you people are such fucking babies.

[@DeltaCity2K]

Back in my day, we played dodgeball with medicine balls. On greased floors. Covered in thumbtacks.

[@fredlburrows]

In lava.

[@sxrxrnrvigil]

with blacks

[@carloseskimo]

Delta City while being dressed as White women

[@flutebasket4294]

We just put billiard balls in socks and went around slapping each other in the teeth

[@dorpth]

"If you told someone in the 50s that you could pull music out of the air" .....so, radio?

[@danimalplanimal]

ahhhh smear the queer...greatest of all playground games

[@uzieric1]

i recall a little STQ in my day... lmao

[@WaRLoKWYATT]

Haha yes!! The 90's were the last great decade for kids. We really had it all...

[@mistermusturd6402]

It was best played on a fast surface such as a parking lot

[@krbgfx]

Wall Ball was great too.

[@danimalplanimal]

@@krbgfx yes!

[@chrisbarraza7700]

Smear the queer, we used to call it "Kill the Dill with the Pill".

[@TalkingThrones]

Awful name

[@theguywhoisaustralian1465]

You and your friends were stupid

[@Mlotshaw1]

Hey Kids! Time to play stay perfectly still on your bubble wrap mats!

[@WaRLoKWYATT]

But if all the bubbles pop at once, you are basically laying on a hard floor, which could cause a pressure sore. So we need anti-gravity rooms with harnesses so people can just float in place and be safe.

[@DHodges187]

We used to not only take "Clackers" to school. at my high school you could have rifles/shotguns if they were in a gun rack in your truck. When the clackers were outlawed they became Giant Puree marbles. Ahh the old days = more gooder.

[@WOAHFOX]

18:17 "JACKS!!!!"

[@fredlburrows]

"Steal the bacon" I didn't know it was called that, but that game was THE SHIT!!!!!

[@redzeppelin6]

I used to play a game called "Kill the carrier" or "kill the courier." where one guy holds a flag and needs to bring it to a spot and the rest of us need to tackle them and rip the flag from. If we get it from them they lose. I think I lost 4 teeth that way.

[@earthsucks9555]

We did that game, but we used a ball. No flag. It was called SMEAR THE QUEER.

[@cinemacynic980]

Kids in School would catch Bees in milk cartons at school, kids would wait for them to land on a flower and then slowly put the empty carton over them, then close it, shake it a tiny bit until they could hear the Bees buzzing and then release them in Random Classrooms.

[@mistermusturd6402]

4:51 it’s the judges that allow the law suits to be heard not the lawyers who bring the suits to court

[@DangerMenace]

Whatever game Jim is talking about "counting sucks" is about 100x gayer than anything Monster Rain could dream of being.

[@bigbob4607]

I understand the Danny hate, but him always being the one to continue the “what’s some of them other…” bit in the background is hilarious

[@tychothorpe4515]

i would love to find the audio from when Anthony told the story about the annoying kid in the restaurant that was running around and Anthony knocked over his own glass and blamed it on the kid so the kid got in trouble.... lol I would be complete hearing that complete story

[@cookadafood1750]

Bill Burr has a similar story!

[@grilledlettuce1845]

@@cookadafood1750 not surprised. He learned to steal from that wife of his

[@MeltingBuddhaCandle]

@@grilledlettuce1845The Burr’s always have a full drawer of silverware

[@TRIIGGAVELLI]

See this is the best form of Opie. If he was always this guy I would never have a problem with him.

[@AL13NM]

"I want 10 sucks, I'll give yuh 10 sucks."

[@tblue3cibm]

I legit almost passed out at the wheel @ 38.00.. Thank you Jinmy!

[@253jacksonrhoads1]

I was in the third grade in ‘93. We, the boys, played dodgeball every day during recess. From 3rd to 6th grade, we played dodgeball every recess together. It got cancelled because one fella, Nate Moratta, caught a ball in the face and fell backwards against a brick wall. He hit his skull against the corner and needed staples to fix the wound. Nobody sued or anything. It was a freak accident and we, the boys, went on with our elementary career. ‘‘Twas different time.

[@rossrobertson674]

Grab the ball and become the queer for a little bit 17:00-17:30, haha haha isolate that, I remember playing that game but we didnt have a name for it

[@phanatic215]

Ross Robertson we called it "kill a man".

[@DaniboyBR2]

George Carlin was right, they are nerfing the world.

[@BeatsNBassNRhymes]

when i was a kid we used to get one guy to put a blindfold on and everyone else, which was like 10 kids, would run in and beat the shit out of them. lol

[@Daniel-wv7lj]

I can't believe we played "chink" in camp. Never knew what the word was and we had to change the name once a few Asian kids came around

[@borrisg4972]

Chink is a obvious one by certain ages (by end of Elementary school you likely know the word's actual meaning, but you probably know it as a racial slur by middle school). I myself used its actual meaning for years before I knew the racial aspect of it. Same thing with Gook. Gook meant gunk loooooooooong before it meant (in my life and experience at least) oriental or Korean. The one that KILLS me is Dink. Dink = Gook = Chinaman. Dink means slant-eyed asian, just like gook and chinaman (even though they tend to be focused on specific ethnicities). Remember the Nickelodeon cartoon Doug? His neighbor, WHO WAS OBSESSED WITH CUTTING EDGE ELECTRONICS, was named MISTER DINK. Because of that, I cannot think of that charactor as a non-asian at this point.

[@missgonzolady]

Where did jimmy grow up? The Tenderloin District? (Car crash sound effect)

[@uzieric1]

yeah up on 'knob' hill....

[@andrewschuschu3499]

In Ohio in the early 2000s we played Kill the Carrier and kids would play like they wanted to get hurt because if you got hurt they’d send you home. Pretty sure that’s how I got my first concussion, but I don’t even completely remember. I told my dad “I got tackled and now can’t remember the last half of the day” and he said “it’s a public school, you won’t need to remember a lot of it anyways.”

[@TSNeph]

36:25 "Puhaps more dan dat Jim". (I'm so used to that bit that I grind my teeth a little when it gets set up and no one finishes it now.)

[@Mahakala881]

I think it was on this day that Jimmy figured out it was time to mock Opie with chip

[@roberthughes5880]

tight clam-shell ball bags LOL!!

[@mirsad96]

DEMOCRACY IS A MYTH PEOPLE !

[@mirsad96]

***** Of course you are right. Still rude of you.

[@tomaszluniewski1107]

Miki Seius so is your intellect

[@mirsad96]

Tomasz Luniewski Yes and you are a professor if political science i presume? We are both listening to O&A here. So by your definition of the word, does democracy exists somewhere?

[@charlespeterwatson9051]

You have to watch the documentary "New York Street Games" and get a whole other nostalgia for these games.

[@Daniel_25]

30:10 Greg chipperson pretty good lol

[@antonio8904100]

14:11 Sac races 😂

[@kurtkrienke2956]

I'm not american but I assume overregulation of this sort probably has its roots in frivolous lawsuits.

[@kurtkrienke2956]

+Kurt Krienke right after I posted that it came up and I realized how pointless my comment was.

[@greglr19751]

Even back then, these guys were grumpy old men.

[@JulietAbram]

How is Frisbee safer than Wiffle Ball?

[@LiamWhiskers]

we called it "Kill the carrier"

[@WastedDaze78]

I didn't even notice it was a "classic" clip til now .. I was wondering why Danny was there lol

[@kirbyd]

dOpie's stress factory joke was a full on chipism. Un-ironically.

[@The-Real-Skinny-Bob]

ohhhhhhh sugar

[@keisterroll]

count the sucks game sounds beyond horrible.

[@claytonhusted]

And people wonder why kids are 50 lbs overweight.

[@bubasa87]

10:45 then accept the responsibility of speeding and pay up.

[@evansgate]

No mention of frickle frackle?

[@williamrusso3130]

24:31 Oh, Chip.

[@TriplePProject]

God dammit. Any bit is automatically ruined once Danny Ross is present. :(

[@sage1261]

When Opie made that stress factory joke I cringe so hard. An hour later I'm still cringing

[@mutt9779]

I have a box of Jarts i played with occasionally from 04-12 lol They were fucking awesome. We actually played with the house between the two teams a couple times when no one was home.

[@garygroff2359]

Jarts good times, we would just throw them as high as we could and then see who would run first as they were coming down 😜

[@sadketchupg]

when my school saw us playing smear the queer they told us to stop and anyone that was seen playing would get suspended.

[@Talisman09]

opie really isn't that bad. He might have made it better even by irritating anthony and Jimmy. Their anger is the funniest thing about this show. I find opie easy to pretty much ignore, I don't know why others don't

[@MeltingBuddhaCandle]

The fact that anyone listens to these is proof that he is ignored. What you can’t ignore is the slurpy, screeching “HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON” in the middle of a riff to have Brain-Dead caller come save the day.

[@Talisman09]

@@MeltingBuddhaCandle I hate Opie now. I could only ignore him for so long (about 2 years)

[@slikrick5857]

Opie “it was supposed to be hack” Hughes.

[@joeytrimble1558]

When i went to camp in 5th grade they had different sports shit set up..well the guy over seeing the thing said "ya know we had a kid get his front teeth knocked out playing hockey so make sure you're wearing your goalie mask and try not to hit the puck in at eachother ..that was it.. Now itd be a federal issue

[@paulthoresen8241]

a few moments here were used for the annoying sound contest

[@joeytrimble1558]

Keep in mind I'm in my mid 30s so 5th grade for me woulda been mid 90s not that long ago!

[@billyshead1339]

Kill the man with the ball was fun and we played prisoners instead of dodge ball and used to head hunt all the time. Entering brick buildings just to sneak up to the roof and hop to the next one was fun. We have a fun of em only like 2 feet apart from the middle. Fun stuff

[@keberTxelArM]

Hey, you guys have a good flow going, so let's get back to school sports... 🤦

[@henshinman]

loved dodge ball

[@nickc5627]

Everyone is sue happy

[@theguywhoisaustralian1465]

Beatdown Volleyball was always fun Tackle red rover Paper wasps Sting pong

[@bigbob4607]

28:30

[@grimey5.565]

Sack race. Dammit Anthony is quick.

[@awfpunisher]

gregg chipperson

[@Stevefolmz]

John the fisherman

[@jakedoran2825]

24:30 Isn't opie just hilarious

[@dalisllama]

Kill the Guy with the Ball. Good song by Steve Vai ;)

[@kdot8340]

O&A was oddly prophetic in many ways lmao