Classic Trade Federation Lines - Star Wars: Episode 1 (HD)

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[@tEqUiko]

"Is do*..*ot liiga*..*al!?"

[@NOVEMBERRAINTROPP]

😠🧐😠🧐👍❤️ - 😎🤴😎🤴👍❤️

[@exaltedfalcheon1793]

General Kenobi!

[@reubenguttenberg7405]

@Mad Philosopher that dwells in the halls of madness I will make it legal

[@QueenofBlades-j9e]

Do whatever your heart desires and brings you pleasure

[@Jitterzz]

“Classic lines” I agree with your choices. I too believe that every line is quotable.

[@dexterjettster8875]

Is that legal?

[@troo_6656]

@@dexterjettster8875 I will make it legal.

@@dexterjettster8875 haha

[@julianwaters3946]

This is getting out of hand. Now there are all of them!

[@maestrofeli4259]

ah, victory!

[@DionysusAlS]

"No need to report that to him until we have something to report." Me at work with colleagues talking about a project we bungled and our boss.

[@kumanon9466]

And then your boss goes:"When my new apprentice, Darth Vader arrives. He will... take care of you."

[@visionist7]

@@kumanon9466 the war is over! The Boss promised us peace!

[@tiffanypersaud3518]

DionysusAlS, HAHA!!

[@st.6413]

@@visionist7 The transmission was garbled, he promised you in pieces.

[@dexterjettster8875]

Ahh yes the floor is made out of floor.

[@nelsin-nagantkimber-g4760]

The East India Trading Company

[@mynameiserlin9664]

Commandant: sir what is it your command?! Beckett: its just good business! Commandant:A-Abondonned ship!

[@roboguy75]

@@mynameiserlin9664 ABANDON SHIP!!

[@ReporterRed]

It's nothing personal, Amidala. It's just good business.

[@gorillone86]

@@mynameiserlin9664 FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

[@carlocumino824]

In Italian version they have Russian accent.

[@Br00c]

"Nothing can get through our shield" *The entire ship violently explodes*

[@reinforcedpenisstem]

Lol

[@bc3f4a]

😂

[@captainnutsack8151]

LOL

[@thimovijfschaft3271]

Well in fact it didn't get through their shield.

[@macewindu9100]

I mean can a ship calmly explode?

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

2:37 - “Tak him awuay…” The line that always stuck with me. 🤣

[@seronymus]

Wercum to shitty wok

[@Osio1000_5]

What kind of accent is this?! XD

[@chad8519]

The hand wave too

[@masterdeetectiv9520]

@@Osio1000_5 according to Lucas when he was looking for accents for the Nemoidians he like the Thai accent because it has no nasal sounds and that fit with the Nemoidians because they dont have noses

[@DionysusAlS]

These guys are such sniveling, whiny cowards. I love them.

[@jmillly1338]

DionysusAlS why do they sound Asian lol

[@violentscorl697]

Jmilljr in German they have french accents hehe

[@jmillly1338]

ViolentScorl I can hear that lol

[@jmillly1338]

Rodzilla so jar jar smokes that dro?

[@DionysusAlS]

@Rodzilla, "are you brain dead???"

[@biofriik]

So many memes in one video.

[@amaxamon]

Unlike the new movies :P Totally forgettable dialogue. Lucas was the original Lord of the Memes!

[@MisterDutch93]

Ratio Tile, may the Wish Power be together with you!

[@chrise76776]

@@amaxamon Bro I can't actually remember any lines from the sequels

[@amaxamon]

@@chrise76776 Me neither.

[@Mustafa-to9si]

*This is impossible*

[@Robertthachickenwrangler]

They are no match for droidekaaaas

[@benjyyy4168]

Droideekaaaars

[@zachduperron8543]

Droidecars

[@JMac_96]

Droy Dee Kahs

[@rogerroger5283]

@@JMac_96 doi dee kaah

[@dexterjettster8875]

This is imposible

[@chelinchan24]

1:37 “Again you come to f*** us your highness”

[@someguy1746]

😂😂😂

[@LordVader89]

Lmfaoo

[@atas2561]

Now I cannot unhear it 😂

[@StarWarsftw12]

So thats what this is all about.

[@hannaosterlund5974]

Jesus Christ this comment is underrated

[@TheLateLordKardok]

Rune Haako is one of my favorite side characters. You can tell he's probably been in the business longer than Viceroy Gunray, judging by his better understanding of the threat of the Jedi. "Have you ever encountered a Jedi Knight before, sir?" "That won't be enough, sir..." "We will not survive this..." "You didn't tell him about the missing Jedi?"

[@helloweasel1295]

Rune Haako seems like a generally good bloke who is trying to minimize damages in a situation that has gotten out of hand.

[@toamatau8785]

Some of the books go into this, he's basically Gunray's legal advisor and does indeed try to get him out of deep shit. Probably the most lucid of the Separatist dudes.

[@musicaleuphoria8699]

He honestly should have been head of the Trade Federation. Nute just muddled everything for them.

[@goodsolonius7305]

The best side character in the entire saga is objectively either Mars Guo or Bib Fortuna

[@JohnGeorgeBauerBuis]

Ironically, Nute Gunray had met these very same two Jedi before, but they were not on opposing sides that time.

[@Tadicuslegion78]

You know, for all the complaints about the Prequels and the overuse of CGI and all that. Can we just take a moment and admire the prosthetics and puppetry of the Trade Federation guys?

[@KazuyaMithra]

Its funny people say it overused CGI when the film contains more practical effects than any blockbuster today.

[@comicsans1689]

You can think RLM for spurring many complaints against the prequels, particularly about the CGI, while they sucked off Jar Jar Abrams's Star Trek '09 CGI wank-a-thon.

[@obiwankenobi687]

KAZ the force awakens contained more cgi than phantom menace but people never mention it

[@eduardobraga9137]

lmao they look terrible,same facial expressions every scene

[@eduardobraga9137]

lmao they look terrible,same facial expressions every scene

[@darkraven5106]

“I think you can kiss your trade franchise goodbye” Ha! No! They still got two movies and an entire TV show before that happens!

[@commandertaco1762]

And 5 quintillion droids

[@salami99]

Yeah but he was arrested for it. Not like it matters.

[@Flamingbannas]

two movies and seven seasons

[@salami99]

@@VictorRodriguez-999 that why is said not like it matter.

[@darkraven5106]

@Your friendly Imperial tank driver I am talking about that they still were very powerful business men until Vader killed them on Mustafer.

[@nutegunray3186]

*THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND.. NOW THERE ARE TWO OF THEM*

[@loaderror403]

You didn't tell him about the missing jedi

[@liaml.e.5964]

@@loaderror403 No need to report that to him until we have something to report...

[@peterflame1875]

*All batteries, fire! Fire!*

[@reubenguttenberg7405]

We should not have made this bargain

[@razkable]

that was the line my theater all went oh no....they were all gasping at once like oh this is a bad movie

[@a1exxx387]

1:19 "Where are those Droidekaaas?" *literally 1 second later* "They're no match for Droidekaas"

[@supremeleadergnkdroid3202]

Title: classic lines Video: every line they speak Finally someone that realizes the full meme potential

[@melsoderlund3379]

“DoO u ThInK shE Suz PEc aN A TaCk?”

[@Emppu_T.]

Idonno!

[@BerserkerCade77]

Emppu T. But we must move quickly to disrupt all come unications down thare

[@obiwankenobi9141]

@@Emppu_T. bot wi moust moov kwikleh tou desropt awl cumoonikayshonz!

[@DioBrando-jm7uf]

“Bold of you to assume we would ever do anything without the approval of the senate.”

[@Schoby]

2:59 omg I lost my shit, these guys are the real comedy relief in star wars, not jar jar

[@VinVonVoom]

"Nothing can get through our shield" **Something gets through their shield and they explode**

[@Kazavop]

*Sees 2 timestamps* This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

[@ScootyPuffJrSux]

It's way funnier with it being cut off hearing just one triumphant note as this dude gets blown up

[@Dman9fp]

Yep masterclass editing xD

[@dmitrishostakovich9559]

They sound like the offspring of a 70 year old Chinese man and a random Indian guy

[@bobmcbob49]

@@shivaspatel2024 but they can pronounce their Rs and Vs

[@espi371]

@@shivaspatel2024 They are Chinese

[@albert_obey3151]

That doesn't compute

[@Deuteromis]

@@shivaspatel2024 Chinese, based off of them anyway. I get that some people were complaining how Ep1 apparently racist with Jar Jar and the Trade Federation; but Lucas wasn't at all trying to be racist. He was using other cultures and races, which happens all the time in sci-fi. Star Trek did it. Vulcans: Chinese Romulans: Koren or Japanese Klingons: Russians.

[@st.6413]

@@shivaspatel2024 Nute Hunray specifically has a Thai accent

[@pixelatedbush]

i'm dying at how nute gunray is absolutely shitting himself at the Jedi situation and rune hako is giving a calm appraisal. "we will not survive this"

[@bobbobsled8843]

I love how much passion is in “they are no match for droidekas” after basically being terrified

[@u.v.s.5583]

All this makes perfect sense. They are coming true, which in itself is impossible, but even if they do manage to get through, they will be gunned down by the Droidekas, which will result in what? In victory, that's right!

[@martonmakhult3416]

"Nothing can get trough our shields!" Famous last words..

[@MrZedblade]

... but this ship can't sink?

[@aleksandarvil5718]

Kid!Anakin: *"NoThInG CaN gEt tHRouGH oUr sHiElDS!"*

[@mushroomhead5914]

Last words of the Moskva cruiser crew

[@spelev5838]

Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? - Moff Tarkin before death star explodes

[@jaypeedesuyo662]

@@mushroomhead5914 The crew are actually alive and well. Indicates the ship was not attacked. It sank by stormy seas after it caught fire. So your comment is nonsense..... 👌

[@jymmylol74]

"Close the blast doors, that will contain them" -"They are coming through" - "They are no match for the droidekas" -"Sir! They´ve gone up the ventilation shaft" - "Nothing can get through our shield" *They explode*

[@zalabit927]

Lmao

[@JonatasMonte]

ACME is their supplier.

[@TwiigssGames]

I literally lol'd when they exploded

[@dexterjettster8875]

THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE

[@thimovijfschaft3271]

Well In fact, they did contained for not very long. And they did run away from the Droideka's so in fact they weren't a match for them. And the explosion didn't get through their shield. But the ship exploded INSIDE their shield. So they were technically correct 🤔

[@rondaxen88]

“My lord, is that, legal?” Ok, like you’d care whether it’s legal or not lmao

[@aosx182]

DominickS8 lol! Good point. Actually maybe he does care? He says earlier "our blockade, as you know, is perfectly legal". Maybe he was lead to believe they wouldn't be breaking any space laws?

[@rondaxen88]

@@aosx182 He probably only asked so the senate wouldn't get involved...although it seems funny because, you know a big conglomerate like the Trade Federation doesn't get that big from being completely legit lol.

[@mattg8600]

Well he would care whether it was legal or not because as long as it is then the republic can’t do anything about it.

[@alexander9703]

@@aosx182 I think they would care. If the Trade Federation is anything like our real world multinational conglomerates then it will probably have a large legal department dedicated to finding loopholes that assure any action, dodgy or otherwise is legal, otherwise leave them open to considerable fines. Ultimately the Supreme Court doesn't seem to find the Trade Federation guilty of anything.

[@jacob-cs5fx]

@@rondaxen88 you sound like a bricked fool.

[@iainbrewin]

The delivery on "they've gone up the ventilation shaft" was on point. 1:25!! Best line in the movie

[@thedude3065]

theyvegoneuptheventilationshaft without spaces

[@GayIncel]

It's so memorable

[@NN-oz6rr]

Why does he sound ret@rded though?

[@CaptainHarlock-sx6xk]

Among us

[@T128Productions]

*“Suh, e trensmeeshun from de plennet.”*

[@harrisonofcolorado8886]

2:06 WW1 generals when they lose 12,000 men and gain 10 feet or meters of land.

[@StephenDelRosario777]

Putin is quite the WW1 general then

[@Rafael-pi4md]

1:23 they had ships that could travel at speed of light but still couldn't have a high quality security camera

[@lars9925]

Maybe we could also travel at the speed of light if we hadn't focused so much on improving video quality.

[@aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa]

That's a shot they changed for the blu-ray, in the DVD the camera filter is normal You could also argue that QuiGon really fucked up that door, which probably had some camera circuits in there

[@duffdingelmeyer7101]

It's a long time ago...

[@lequeen2088]

its like our world We can fly and drive We have the internet and visited Moon ... but the security camera are still at 300 pixels

[@thimovijfschaft3271]

Maybe having high quality security cameras isn't leeegal

[@amss6433]

The way he says “ take him away” always makes me laugh

[@dankmatter3068]

same 😂

[@Hasdrubhaal]

"We lost the transmission, sir!" "Sir! They've gone up the ventilation shaft!" Most known and oscar worthy performance, as we all know

[@gonnagetasuperbowloutofmeb5192]

All I hear is a Asian man

[@impatienstheshmuck5348]

That's George Lucas's oldest daughter, actually. She had minor roles throughout the Prequels, this particular Nemoidian was one of them.

[@GryphonWyng]

What's wrong with your faaace

[@calvinnickel9995]

Thing in the mouth face.

[@andyg4929]

She sounds like a cleaning lady you’d find at a random Holiday Inn in Mesa Arizona 😂

[@Zarik15]

“Ah, victory.” That line lives rent free in my head 😂

[@aosx182]

@@Zarik15 same

[@TheBloodlessOne]

The long pause between "Sir" and "They've gone up the ventilation shaft" kills me every time

[@isaacanderson7374]

As you know, our blockade is perfectly legal.

[@Rickkelley365]

S u p r e m e M e m e s t e r block odd

[@darrynmurphy2038]

Quote by every US president about Cuba since the 60s

[@Laerei]

"Sir, is that your blockade?" "Why yes, officer, it is." "May I see the paperwork for that blockade?" "Of course, officer, here they are. As you see, I not only have purchase documents, I also have Republic certified licence for that blockade." "Everything seems to be in order, you may carry on with the blockade. Have a nice day, sir." "Thank you, officer."

[@dexterjettster8875]

Yes, i will make it legal.

[@u.v.s.5583]

Indeed, the blockade is perfectly legal, and so is landing of the troops!

[@jayrap94]

Sir! they've gone up the ventilation shaft!

[@PetersaberHD]

..||, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@mydude8731]

Sounds indian

[@nursmalik6024]

Sir, a transmission from the planet

[@thegrowl2210]

“Sah! Dev gon ap de ventilaation shaf”

[@paulf1946]

How do you know that? I said how do you know that? Answer me, thing in the mouth face! What is that thing, anyway? What'd ya smoke too much? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?

[@darthvaldez999]

"ITS QUEEN AMIDALA HERSELF" by far the best line in all of Star Wars 😂

[@rhyanwesthassel7980]

Love how pessimistic Rune Haako is. He knows that they are no match for Jedi.

[@teamnoob52]

He's the smartest one there, yet Nute Gunray just can't seem to appreciate his warnings.

[@shanepower9201]

Good thing that jedi arreee no maatch fow drooooideeka

[@u.v.s.5583]

You underestimate the power of Droidekas.

[@miroslavtomic7038]

The pilot of the ship at the beginning was played by Silas Carson, who also played Nute Gunray. He also played Ki-Adi Mundi in all three films and all three of his characters were killed. Carson wasn't the only actor who played multiple characters in Star Wars franchise, but he is officially the only actor whose all characters were killed.

[@gundammakerworldbreaker6133]

yikes.

[@andrewli6606]

This isn’t completely true. Silas also played Lott Dod in Episode I, who doesn’t die on-screen. Therefore, not every one of his characters dies.

[@miroslavtomic7038]

@@andrewli6606 I stand partially corrected.

[@miroslavtomic7038]

@@andrewli6606 However, while Lott Dod was not killed on screen, he was killed during the Clone Wars.

[@andrewli6606]

@@miroslavtomic7038 Yeah, but he wasn’t killed by being played by Silas. Otherwise, Matt Lanter who voiced Anakin in CW and played a security guard killed in Mandalorian would count, though he did voice some minor roles. Mark Hamill voiced Darth Bane in CW as well and he died in the past, though Mark has also voiced some minor roles.

[@Caedrelsallyxdd]

I love how most of the iconic lines are in the first 20 minutes

[@amaxamon]

That whole movie is a meme goldmine.

[@KlaussMarcellus]

@@amaxamon the whole prequels is a meme

[@DesGardius-me7gf]

“Theya still coming truuuu!”

[@T128Productions]

“DISS IS IMPOSSIBULL!!!”

[@user-yo8ab1ys9e]

I don't care what anyone thinks or says, I absolutely love Episode I. Always have, always will. The memes are just the icing on the cake.

[@patrick4662]

Now THATS KZbin commenting!!

[@chrisr9265]

I love episode 1-3 plus 4-6 I'm not fond of episode 7 and up though.

[@mihaimercenarul7467]

cringe

[@chrisr9265]

@@mihaimercenarul7467 What are you cringing about?

[@NormalExploiter]

@@mihaimercenarul7467 cringe me some more, son

[@clubsnatcher]

The costumes were hands down the best in this film. So beautiful.

[@NilsHedstrom]

I’ve always loved Nute Gunray, he is hilarious

[@FingerBviewssecondsago]

We will not survive this dies in revenge of the sith

[@Destroyer94100]

"This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!" LOL

[@CJ-so3st]

The best lines!

[@razorsharpview9090]

Lord Sidious: This is my waifu a 17 year old android. Nutt Gunray: My Lord is that Legal? Lord Sidious: I will make it legal.

[@Cleric775]

Oh, please. People can get married at 16 in the UK.

[@razorsharpview9090]

@@Cleric775 No im just making a mockery of Palpatine, comparing him to those japanese men who married there love dolls 😂😂😂😂

[@mikel6059]

17 years old android? Just buy one recently made.

[@Cleric775]

@@razorsharpview9090 I've seen worse. Rape, murder, incest in Wales. No need to watch Game of Thrones.

[@Cleric775]

@Purple Emerald Dude, it's kind of like Skyrim. People treat these instances like they as if are normal. These are not my experiences. These are regular occurrences in Wales.

[@wilhufftarkin8543]

Man, Episode I is such an underrated movie. It has such a unique atmosphere among all the Star Wars movies and the art design is stunning. On top of that, the world building is excellent. It makes the Star Wars universe feel so much bigger and complex. It still feels like Star Wars, but also very different, but not because George Lucas didn't capture the universe but because he portrayed the more civilized age Obi-Wan talked about in ANH. There are many Star Wars fans who want Star Wars to always be gritty and dirty like Mos Eisley or the Millennium Falcon, but I love the fact that the prequels showed us beautiful and elegant places and not just uncivilized backwater planets.

[@heydavedawson]

Finally. Someone else gets it. I’ve been saying this for years. You hit the nail on the head.

[@krispykremes2482]

Fucking zoomers man.

[@Putukusi]

World-building and the overall plot are indeed the best things about the prequels. I cannot think of a single original good thing about the sequels (or about The Mandalorian, for that matter).

[@tishtashtishtash]

Talk, talk, talk. It’s a stinker of a movie.

[@justjoking5841]

Script and Characters? Not so good... but definitely meme worthy. World building and designs? Hadn't been done on such a scale at the time.

[@Beppo85]

I unironically love Nute Gunray. He’s hilarious.

[@92C201]

They sounded like a typical Chinese uncle in Malaysia or Singapore...

[@Khatulistiwan]

Tahu tak pe

[@Sune]

from this to Crazy Rich Asians, we’ve really come so far in terms of representation!

[@Khatulistiwan]

@@Sune Still a long way to go. Sadly in many Asian entertainment industries, dark-skinned races seldom get much representation except to serve as side kick, slap stick or villains or any other roles that reinforce stereotypes of their supposed inferiority and subservience. The sad part is that Singapore used to be part of numerous Malay kingdoms, empires and sultanates. I don't even know where are the Malays in a movie that was for the most part in Singapore. A typical example of a casting call or audition for acting, modelling etc jobs: Chinese or Pan-Asian (interpreted as either half Caucasian or half-(insert any fair skin Asian race)). Luckily they don't usually put 'Mandarin-speakers only' unlike for other industries. For those other industries, even when you can speak Mandarin, they may still will not hire you bcos 'Mandarin-speakers only' is a euphemism to hide their subtle low-key racism.

[@Sune]

@@Khatulistiwan I was making a joke actually (because the aliens are obviously not malaysians/singaporeans) but I see where you're coming from, and there definitely isn't 100% equality in these industries yet. I'm an american of malaysian chinese ethnicity, and though I found Crazy Rich Asians an interesting watch, I can also recognize the film's shortcomings. like, if it was really singapore, where were all the malay and indians? the fact that they cast a lot of actors who, while talented, didn't have an actual malaysian/singaporean background is a bit disappointing as well (but I suppose that's on the movie studio trying to cast bankable names). The funny thing is, the director apparently rejected a notable actor who, while looking chinese, wasn't "ideal" enough (the actor was hmong/thai). not sure how the creative team went about casting. Hope these industries can get to the point where all actors, regardless of how they look, can star together on equal co-footing in major films!

[@supremewilhelmii8120]

Macam uncle jiran aku🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cenk_alper]

i can't believe it! every line they said is hilarious.

[@anaussie213]

Even 9 year old me wondered how Lucas could get away with such a racist depiction. “Take him away”.

[@parkeranimations3671]

@@anaussie213 how is it racist?

[@parkeranimations3671]

@DA MEMAN so them having Asian accents means Lucas is a racist?

[@DioBrando-jm7uf]

@DA MEMAN But nearly every villain created by white people is white.

[@mrdollyman5675]

@@anaussie213 bruh what

[@navylaks2]

You forgot my favorite line: " We would never do anything without the approval of the senate " ;)

[@heavylobster4339]

They're not wrong considering how they're taking orders from Palpatine.

[@daschwah]

“Witawt da ahproovah uhvda senaht”

[@jowhy7243]

*I AM THE SENATE*

[@navylaks2]

@@MetalRaydown But still They've gone up the ventilation shaft

[@u.v.s.5583]

@@navylaks2 That's impossible. Nothing can go into our ventilation shaft.

[@derwal1543]

2:28 the best line of episode one

[@jackthelad4285]

The phantom menace had such a special organic flavor To it I LOVE IT

[@conandoyle1740]

true loveit

[@thatphotographerjoe]

"tahk hem awahhy"

[@Ge6687]

i expect Nute Gunray and Rune Haako in new lego star wars game

[@AlyxYTP]

I’ll be so disappointed if they’re not in it!

[@Ge6687]

@@AlyxYTP and Daultay Dolfine to speak Are you Brain Dead?

[@doctorballs8309]

They'll be in the Skywalker Saga apparently. Makes no sense why they were left out of Complete Saga, they were legit 2 of the most important characters in the phantom menace.

[@Ge6687]

@@doctorballs8309 but my preoccupation he's confuses Daultay Dolfine whit Rune Haako my opinion is He's uses Lego Star Wars 3 Rune Haako model and paint the Clothes of blue

[@dewelr121]

@@doctorballs8309 He died in Revenge of the sith. Vader killed them

[@captain_squiddy]

Sounds like the South Park creators doing their Asian voices 😂 also, handsome Squidward requires your subscription

[@TheAniSi]

Welcome to shity wok. Take your order please?

[@sulphurous2656]

Hello, Is this Shitty Wok?

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

@@TheAniSi pwease*

[@PeppyMeppy]

Welcome shity air

[@ShamanMcLamie]

George Lucas was oddly specific with the accent. He told Silas Carson to give Nute Gunray a Thai accent.

[@RedStar441]

Shoutout to control panel lady rockin those wacky shades.

[@VonSchtauffe]

I love the way he says "Are you brain dead?" 🤣 Like he's so surprised that gunray would even consider such a thing

[@randomguy4180]

Their accent sounds like Idubbbz when he's in that green suit

[@TKinfinity01]

Random Guy IM GAAAAAAAAAY - Nute Gunray

[@SirTrig]

Jesus fucking Christ, thanks man this made my day

[@michele5223]

LMFAO 😂😂

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

I honestly don't mind them sounding silly. It's like Galactic Basic is a second language and they're not great at speaking it.

[@aosx182]

great point!

[@gameragodzilla]

Of course, they’re speaking with thick Asian accents. That’s how Asians speaking English as a second language would sound.

[@Webshooters1]

@trueblueprussian 23 Plus when speaking a language that isn't your mother tongue it's gonna sound janky like putting the wrong emphasis on certain phrases or letters and English as a matter of fact is a notoriously difficult language for those who did not grow up learning it. Why do you think they hire teachers to specifically teach english?

[@Lord_Buckles]

This is what happens when you tax federation trade routes to outlying star systems

[@SirDonkle]

2:54 Lost my shit at this part 🤣 "Nothing can get through our shields!" Entire ship explodes

[@liquidschwartz38]

“We lost the transmission” guy is my favorite character in the whole series and he has like three lines

[@darthplagueis66]

Tey How.

[@symfonio]

They went up the ventilation shaft!!

[@knifejames8163]

The only thing i remember from starwars .

[@chrisaustin663]

I always thought it sounded like Queen Amidala.

[@RetroVzqz9313]

Tey How is a female lol

[@r2dezki]

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FAAAAACE

[@TheFirstDescentMusic]

"Tuck him away" ...droid tucks naboo senator into bed

[@aosx182]

😂

[@cnnr_]

I'm actually really glad I got to grow up with these movies, because they introduced/developed a lot of good lore (and some lore we don't talk about), lead to the development of some awesome cartoons, and some awesome fight scenes and characters. I get to re-watch them with nostalgia/rose-tinted glasses especially when I compare it to the sequels. So to me they're super awesome.

[@nileswillis7992]

Awesome memories of this film. Saw it 11 times in the theater(including opening night) in 1999. The hype was so huge back then because it was the first SW film since 1983. Just a fantastic film.

[@IamSnickers]

"No need to report that to him until we have something to report" - words to live by

[@barackyobama6435]

2:30 when Disney says Rey is the chosen one

[@fridaynightnicktoons6885]

@Taeo Baxter aww ya beat me to it! Nice!

[@Knidix]

3:05 Everyone at Disney after Rise of Skywalker failed.

[@amaxamon]

@Migizii Inini Bad reviews & falling behind TLJ is hardly a rousing success.

[@mynameisjack0618]

She technically isn’t the chosen one since the chosen one has to be the product of a virgin birth. Anakin was the chosen one.

[@donkeykong4983]

777

[@tristandunn4761]

I thought the battle was going to take place far from here....dis is too close.

[@tooakki]

Lol

[@bangbangcan2]

As a kid, you think the Gungans are meant to be the comic relief. As an adult, you realise it's these guys.

[@coast2coast-295]

"Commander?" "Yes sir?" *"PROCESS THEM."*

[@yinyangyt8749]

The way they talk is just so funny to me. They’re accents are funny

[@DSMTheEditor]

I remember the big laugh in the theater from "Are You braindead? I'm not going in there with two Jedi!"

[@smokeythebandit1889]

Nute Gunray should be the voice you hear on the battlefield when you play as the CIS in Battlefront 2!

[@TheologyChad22]

3:02 it was at this point when Anakin's obsession with manslaughter began.

[@JackalHavok1992]

Nute Gunray's accent makes me laugh! One of Star Wars's most underrated villains.

[@Bored_Kaga]

I like how you followed "nothing can get through our shield" with the bridge exploding.

[@AndrewChapman]

Imagine if it'd been edited that way in the actual movie lol

[@killercour]

Watching from just this point of view makes the jedi sound like some sort of unstoppable horror they are trying to run from.

[@ash9280]

I really enjoyed the trade federation as villains. Sure, they're dumb and cowards but they written that way. Unlike the FO in the sequels who are supposed to be imposing but come off incompetent due to poor writing. The fact that something like the clownish trade federation post a threat to the galaxy shows the galaxy is in much different state than it was in the OT. While in the OT it was galactic totalitarian government, in episode 1 it is just a mere corporation threatening a single planet. In episode 1, they even care about it if it is legal or not. By the time of OT, all of the pretenses of legality matters very little or not.

[@HolyknightVader999]

The Trade Federation would eat the First Order for lunch. Those droid armies would far outnumber the kidnapped kids in the First Order army.

[@schumerus6786]

@@HolyknightVader999 You’re comparing Robot armies with centralized control stations with some decently trained children with a lot of frustration. If it came down to it, the FO would win for so long as their leaders aren’t the foolish bunch they are. The Trade Fed in Ep1 is puppeteered by Sidious, a guy who actually only wants to pose a decoy threat not an actual one. Swiped in a week if needed but considerable enough to pose a diplomatic discussion of an centralized army. After the army is in place, the “threat” is to be dissolved. So in hindsight, were the Trade Feds actually a bit rougher on their obvious scare of “keeping within the margin of legal” they’d have had a shot, a decent one. Now obviously not with the current droid army but with a more refined one it’s surely possible

[@kkhagerty6315]

0:30 When someone says they prefer the sequels over the prequels

[@sparkingred66]

Are you brain dead ?

[@Officer-Balls]

More like when someone says rey is the chosen one

[@Treblaine]

"Kiss your trade franchise good bye" the ultimate dis to refer to their federation as a franchise.

[@rudicandaza3692]

Nothing can get past our shield. *explodes* 🤣🤣🤣

[@martonszilagyi7804]

1:31 Queen Amadala herself!

[@IStMl]

Hasalf

[@reubenguttenberg7405]

Again you come before us, your highness

[@JarJarStudiosPlus]

Mesa want to see all the quotes from episodes 1-3. Mesa love these guys!

[@H.E.R.e]

Jar Jar Binks Yes my lord

[@seany-s2987]

2:51 When you get a holomail from a Zyggerian prince and follow his instructions but don't receive 500000 credits as promised

[@teamnoob52]

To be fair, you'd have to be stupid as hell to trust that since the Zygerrians are notorious for piracy and slavery, not generosity.

[@cooliostarstache5474]

Instead you get put into slavery

[@paulblack1576]

“Take him away” I quoted that so many times as a kid when the movie came out

[@Staplegun]

"It's Queenamidalaherself!"

[@lazovkalazovovska5119]

Колошаните 3:12 Нова меѓународна верзија 12 Затоа, како Божји избран народ, свети и многу сакани, облечете се во сочувство, љубезност, понизност, кроткост и трпение.

[@sethyoung9792]

2:37 “Tuck heem uhwayyy.”

[@fundhund62]

I love the Star Wars dialogue! Lucas did a fantastic job of creating this wonderfully old-fashioned and regal way of talking, and it fits that ancient galaxy just perfectly!

[@aosx182]

That's a nice interpretation!

[@nicholasiorio8968]

Just a "little" Asian stereotypical though, no?

[@michaelsalmon9832]

It’s stupid and awful

[@fundhund62]

@@nicholasiorio8968 No.

[@18yearsoldnot]

@@nicholasiorio8968 stereotypes are typically very true as well. Live with it.

[@Dankdalorde]

2:02 best office survival advice ever 😏

[@TBDaGoat]

When basically every word is quotable "Ah, victory."

[@ambitious2237]

1:34 When I check my fitness results once a week. And it’s good.

[@digitalunity]

Again you come before us, your Highness.

[@darthsidious6753]

The Trade Federation is huge. The CIS even bigger. They could easily hide changing of assets.

[@jacekkarny302]

2:44 I love how videotransmition from battle looks just like classic RTS.

[@umbrvalken]

"You didn't tell him about the missing jedi." "No need to report that to him until we have something to report."

[@apuffofpink8484]

“Nothing can get through our shields” Famous last words

[@u.v.s.5583]

Short time later... "Lord Vader, we have been expecting you!"

[@thecobaltemperor]

“Where are those droidekas?!?” “They are no match for droidekas”

[@crazyman8472]

“Are you brain dead? I’m not going in there with two Jedi! Send a droid.” 🤖

[@Lach1234]

2:50 - "After her! This one's a deCOY!" 😂