Classical Musicians Play "Never Have I Ever" (Music Edition)

[@yeonnarae4304]

Never have i ever forget to bring your instrument Me, who plays the piano : *BIG SIPS*

[@DemonLilyYT]

:D Actually wanted to write the same :D

[@katiewang9612]

😂😂sameee

[@aadarshini3]

Same😄

[@MrMarci878]

Stage pianos and synthesizers are a thing too you know :^)

[@franciscofragoeiro5229]

@@MrMarci878 still, how does one forget a digital piano at home

[@Ninjamama12]

Twoset: Never have i ever play violin to charm a girl. Fact: *charming all the fans*

[@ks9759]

I was just gonna say, “Hey! I was charmed!” Haha 😂

[@Dianecites]

GIRL YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW CHARMING THEY ARE IRL I ALMOST SWOONED MEETING THEM

[@woosh5102]

You're wrong it's not all the fans some of us are boys.

[@JecIsBec]

@@woosh5102 and we're still being charmed

[@areyougoingtoeatthatbanana2095]

What theyre supposed to be doing: *big sips* What theyre doing: self deprecation Us: wait no

[@ir5545]

"never have I ever cancelled a lesson because I didn't practice" Me: *buys whole entire bubble tea store*

[@hannahquintua]

xD

[@reaganb6013]

I know for a fact that I WOULD have done that many times before, but my mother would never allow me to skip a lesson 😂

[@miochan199]

Damnnnn i thought I was the only one lmfao

[@dawg3764]

@@reaganb6013 same i cant escape

[@formentokeane]

*laughs in learning without teacher* *buys an entire bubble tea store anyways*

[@PutingPinoy]

_Never have I ever_ *claimed to be the world’s fastest violinist on Guinness book of world records, proceeded to play crappily, and then got made fun of (rightfully so) by Two Set Violin.*

[@thelastcube.]

never have I ever _tried to play 15 notes per second_

[@maddieholmes3340]

*Ben Lee sips his bubble tea...*

[@PutingPinoy]

Maddie Holmes 🤣

[@flidethechemist]

Never have I ever strayed away from the *INANG BAYAN*

[@MatthewMondilla7]

Never have I ever Putang Ina

[@fran686]

"Never have I ever accidentally hit anyone while playing my instrument" Me: *nervous trombonist laughter*

[@the-irish-chaotic-cactus4595]

Bruh same

[@sherrytao5604]

nervous flute laughter as well

[@katies3625]

At a performance recently, a trombonist behind me knocked over my stand with his slide. Smh

[@prettypenguin8949]

Sherry Tao ikr and you can’t like apologize like akskskssknnjnjdsj

[@jenniferp9136]

I've almost hit someone with my bow. Almost been hit with other people's bows multiple times

[@深夜-l9f]

TSV : * Drinks bubble tea instead of alcohol * Me : Totally Asian

[@thelastcube.]

sake?

[@sasaree9015]

They’re tryna keep the video monetized 😂

[@edward4828]

Is it the same thing as milk tea?

[@chanamethsangmookda969]

What about that Mexican milk/coffee alcohol

[@mushwong2565]

@@edward4828 it is a milk tea -based drink.

[@lavender2963]

Teacher: Why don’t you practise? Me: My instrument is eaten by my dog Teacher: But you are a vocalist Me: *sweat*

[@bridgdjxnfkdzkx]

Me: exactly

[@reaganb6013]

Why do the grammar mistakes make this 10x funnier tho 😂

[@willmorrison1022]

Good one. A REAL story: A choir teacher friend of mine told me about a substitute for his class, one time, who actually bought it when two girls came up at the beginning of class and said they couldn't sing because they had hurt their arms in gym class.

[@mattiguess8094]

My dog ate my vocal cords

[@shaunyjimenez9637]

Ah-

[@topazxy5809]

Never have I ever played the violin to impress a girl: **sips in guitar**

[@strawberry444]

*sips in piano*

[@sugartab]

Sips in piano

[@user-74652]

It's always nice to be playing the piano and you're surrounded by girls, but the second you stand up and walk away from the instrument, they all forget that you exist.

[@АрсенийЧемырысТВ]

*Sips in drums*

[@bagkun8344]

*sips in flute*

[@YokoshimaSTAR]

Imagine... Mozart getting fined for parking his horse at a random tree.

[@bondrewdthelordofdawn3893]

😂

[@uncamote994]

😂😂

[@bondrewdthelordofdawn3893]

😂😂😂

[@MAC-xg4pn]

😂😂😂😂

[@hausofjulian]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@yeonnarae4304]

Never have i ever saying "sorry i can't go, i have to practice" but ended up doing nothing Brett n Eddy : *BIG SIPS*

[@arigato1279]

Eddy we feel u bro

[@typo1345]

**just pours drink down throat**

[@zytchylle]

"Violin is an art form, not a tool to seduce people with." Purest musicians ever.

[@ligitz]

Right! I think a good portion of musicians out there have had the desire to use there music for seduction. I mean, seduction and music are.... Ya

[@szenokkie8997]

Guitar players are quaking right now

[@JefePlaysYT]

you mean normal?

[@Saiyan_Steph]

And plays it to become closer to ling ling

[@cesaralvarado8016]

@@szenokkie8997 *Sweats in classical guitarists*

[@alyangu9352]

"I don't play violin to charm girls. I play it so that I can be closer to Ling Ling. Violin is an art form, not a tool to seduce people with. I'm a pure musician." -- Eddy Chen, 2019

[@Beeie]

Lucas Marques How is that even relevant lol

[@Dianecites]

Lucas Marques Eddy has a gf...

[@ericaleonardi6620]

I heard "violinism" at first...

[@criscrosxxx]

@@lucasmarques6897 he has a gf bruh

[@megy570]

“Violin is a tool of platonic, aesthetic beauty, not some cheap means to fulfill your filthy reproductive purposes.”

[@maevemagner3638]

TwoSet: We're responsible adults! TwoSet: SO TODAY WE'RE PLAYING NEVER HAVE I EVER

[@aria-chamie1922]

WiTh BuBbLe TeA

[@jasminexie379]

Well, they are drinking bubble tea, instead of alcohol, and THAT makes them responsible adults ;)

[@razorransom1795]

How about next time sip sparkling juice​, cider or grape or something else non alcoholic that's gives a similar feel😊

[@jasminexie379]

@@razorransom1795 Sparkly!! I suppose it will be less fattier than bubble tea too ^_^

[@themathhatter5290]

I've never known it to be a drinking game. With my buddies we just hold out ten fingers and for every thing you've done you put one down. Last guy with fingers wins.

[@martiepstein]

"Just one more TwoSetViolin video"- story of my life.

[@artisticweeb638]

The biggest lie ever told

[@ft1955]

Same

[@jasminemod4523]

Same

[@buesrai]

@Carol Huang thought of the same 😂

[@scout-mn8xn]

Oh no I've been caught!

[@christex3143]

One time I forgot my violin so I borrowed my friend’s viola and played the whole concert with crazy shifting on the A string.

[@aubreyharmon1581]

RESPECT

[@oliviapereira364]

Like... why? You could have just transposed it a fifth...? edit: Now I see... It was a concert piece. That's very badass

[@persondude7878]

Wait your friends with a viola

[@wa7saka]

bruh..............respect

[@MaryJane-rc9wb]

That the most bad ass thing I’ve read in 2020

[@DanielaBodoh]

Never have I ever practiced 40 hours a day Ling Ling: *chugs the whole drink*

[@beebishop8086]

Ling Ling wouldn't have time to chug the drink. He'd be too busy practicing.

[@ec9151]

@@beebishop8086 Ling Ling would chug the bubble tea and practice at the same time 😂

[@beebishop8086]

@@ec9151 Ling Ling would chug the bubbletea, eat a nice plate of dinner, and practice all at the same time 😂

[@ec9151]

@@beebishop8086 yes! 😂😂

[@flishcat1976]

Bee Bishop ling ling is never busy

[@nicolass892]

I always forget my piano, it’s so small and easy to misplace

[@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735]

I never forget my violin, it's so big and heavy to carry

[@robbiejames1540]

Well, I mean, I picked up the piano when I was 8, and have been carrying it around ever since.

[@sunrise5710]

Robbie James that’s good

[@fartingkitty0712]

Same! I play piano and guitar hej

[@samthepianoman]

I forgot my drums

[@missjakson9028]

"Never have i ever charmed a girl by playing the violin" Boys: don't sip Thousands of fangirls in the comments section : "am i a joke to you?"

[@SamAlexCaldwell]

Miss Jakson my thoughts exactly, and guys are my second choice...

[@6942-i2i]

When I play violin I don’t charm girls, I scare them away

[@oferzilberman5049]

@@6942-i2i I couldn't relate more, Even my family knows it's crap

[@nk.t]

lol

[@catalinab2114]

i play trombone... violinests are lucky

[@meichingchou8131]

“I’m a good person, i don’t bother neighbors” Me remembering the time when I used to wake up at 5 am everyday to practice violin because my neighbors kept throwing parties and not inviting me

[@aubreyharmon1581]

Oh my goodness this made me laugh SO HARD like you don't even know--

[@mariegauthier5354]

You're a genius

[@wyattwilliams2457]

I did the same thing, here is the kicker, I play the organ, so in other words they would be up whether they wanted it or not.

[@ealston0826]

@@wyattwilliams2457 lmao...

[@notsarah679]

REVENGE lol

[@josephine6092]

Once I was in orchestra and our conductor was talking about if we learn how to play it slow, we can play it faster and more accurate. The entire orchestra erupted in "iF YoU CAn PLAY IT SloWLy, yOU CAN pLAY IT QuICKLY!!!!!!" We were more together as an orchestra while saying that than playing our actual pieces

[@absolutelynotacommie]

It's true tho

[@jakeschumacher5683]

They do it on purpose, if they distract us then they have a better chance because the general population isn’t as good.

[@anabelle9380]

when twoset brings people together

[@AndyZach]

Perhaps the best comment I have ever read on Twoset.

[@lidiamarques4663]

🤣🤣

[@Alice-rm7lj]

“Never have I ever play viola.” Brett&Eddy:*Drink bubble tea in pain

[@theresawood8378]

Brett: recalls uni Eddy: recalls pretty much their entire world tour

[@zorcher1016]

i had a solo performance on piano and started it in the wrong octave. i played the entire piece an octave higher

[@ligitz]

Play like it was meant to be played that way. If anyone asks it was artistic flair.

[@aurashah5458]

Oh god that physically hurt my soul

[@taroslatespring]

I am.....sorry. I too had once sung a piece an octave lower luckily my pianist was smart and he adjusted. 😔

[@rancidrancidrancid]

i remembered playing an octave lower at the middle of the piece, and my piano teacher was like 'good job, but you were an octave lower" jeez xD

[@remsmodious]

I had to perform for my school project and since my class made me the pianist the solo featured act, I butchered it by playing an octave higher. My classmates were holy to adjust their pitch. I cried because I was embarrassed lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@acitrusfriend6283]

In the middle of my orchestra class, the teacher put down his baton and said: "Do you guys watch TwoSetViolin?" I think it was just me.

[@uliran9]

That's pretty sad.

[@anonumosGirl]

i dont get it...

[@ballerina8846]

I can relate I wish I could ask my orchestra teacher that but he probably wouldn't have watched this

[@ge4nar]

My teacher and I always say TwoSetViolin jokes every now and then

[@madarthivanki]

The band worships these guys where I’m from.

[@shelbyyoungest]

“Never have I ever forgotten my instrument” (Laughs in vocalist) EDIT: The amount of pianist/vocalist solidarity in the replies of my comment 😂

[@balagonz]

BWAHAHAHAHAHHA SOOO TRUUUUE there was this one time my friend said "oh shit i forgot my guitar!" and i said.. "i thought you were singing?" he went. "BUT WITH A GUITAR!!"

[@petitecontrebassiste]

@Emma Teare you know, this has happened to me with my DOUBLE BASS. luckily I realised because my car seemed too empty O_o

[@IOxyrinchus]

Pianists be like 🖕

[@EternaltheGrey]

Got jumped on my way to a choral concert once, was a fair bit roughed up. Torn shirt, split lip, what a mess of a performance. On the flip side, it was mostly musical numbers, and my big one was from West Side Story, so I looked the part XD

[@herna962]

Same but with the flute and alto sax different times though 😬

[@evelynjo6334]

"Never have I ever broken a string during a performance" *sips in harpist*

[@guggelguggel7491]

F**K. I did that once and I HATED IT. It was so that the members were meant to swich places between songs and my harp was just kinda there since I were the only one that wanted to sit there, BECAUSE IT WAS A C STRING when SEVERAL OF OUR SONGS HAD THE C IN IT. I ended up having to jump down to the lower c. SO embarrasing.

[@AravaxElvor]

I've broken my guitar strings plenty during performances too lol

[@owenhdgaming8367]

Gugure Halldin I feel you my conductor looked at me!

[@crimson7773]

Evelyn Jo Relatable lolol

[@karlacastanares3084]

*been hit in the face by her string and cursed internally* It's not my bloody fault!

[@lea2467]

“Have you ever had a crush on someone in an orchestra?” Brett and Eddy: *taking secret sips*

[@Feimicha]

HMM.........

[@alicechan6743]

INtErEstInG

[@mirofeya]

Harpists are always so beautiful for some reason

[@Gamilieee]

@@mirofeya they look really elegant

[@lolypop2946]

@@mirofeya they’re like the elfs of the lord of the rings xD their whole species are blessed with beauty

[@khazelming]

"I'm a very spontaneous person. Whatever feels right... No rules." -- Eddy, 2019

[@alvinyu2424]

Sorry it's on 420 likes, just pretend I liked it. I'm not going to ruin this beauty.

[@cathrionajoyce3022]

I'm you 1k like, you're welcome

[@katherinewilcox3934]

Ha! We don't call it shaky bow... we call it bow vibrato...

[@antoinette6270]

Nice one😅 if only it sounded like vibrato though.. that would make things SO much better

[@katherinewilcox3934]

So true!

[@Ultraoof]

Tremolo is just bow vibrato

[@stealthy_velociraptor]

U L T R A O O F Ikr!? However, tremolo is slightly harder to pull off on a cello because of interfering gravitational forces VS the weight of your bow AND the pressure you put on the bow. Doesn’t seem so easy now, does it!? And also tremolo is meant to be soft but you have to put lost of pressure to create it. My brain cells have exploded.

[@Ultraoof]

@@stealthy_velociraptor ok boomer

[@kayleenlong2527]

The other night at youth symphony the violas did a horrible job on a song and i just whispered "TwoSet is right" and my stand partner grinned and said "If you can play it slowly, you can play it quickly" A++ conversation starter. Thank you, TwoSet.

[@nellguckkasten965]

this is so nice😊

[@smellatk9699]

This made me so happy and idk why

[@twocheslch6255]

Nani? A stand user?

[@meitls]

@@twocheslch6255 In orchestra you normally have a music stand partner (who has the same part as you ex. two second violinists) who you share the stand with so that you both read the same sheet music.

[@twocheslch6255]

@@meitls I know that, it was a jojo refference.

[@sierra9828]

“never have I ever accidentally hit anyone while playing my instrument” me: *punches someone with voice*

[@spicymice8883]

*hits someone with harp*

[@hannahkozlovic1715]

*slams grand piano into someone’s face*

[@yashasvi316]

@@hannahkozlovic1715 *hits too*

[@GuiG4m3r]

FUS RO DAH

[@spiritedaway0tutu]

I wish I could say I haven’t, but the amount of times I have accidentally hit someone in the face with my flute is ridiculous.

[@meiitsugaki9138]

*violin isn’t meant to seduce girls!” Please tell this to guitarists !

[@vereli]

I hate when people learn guitar just to get a girl/boyfriend...

[@Christopher._M]

They need to hear those words and most of the ones who do pick up the guitar with those motives are not good player at least not enough to show off, they play the most basic guitar music

[@reeves5035]

I feel attacked for playing the guitar lol

[@SplashyandDuckiesadventures]

julianlikespigs well the guiar isn’t only “playing the same 5 chords” so calm yourself. Some incredible pieces are done on guitar and could take months to master 🙄. Don’t get me wrong I know many guitarist that think they are Gods just for doing what you said but I for one think that even fingerstyle is child’s play. From my experience playing both guitar and violin obviously violin is more difficult. But that doesn’t mean I didn’t spend 5 hours a day trying to master a piece on guitar

[@SplashyandDuckiesadventures]

Mei Itsugaki don’t worry we know....doesn’t mean we can’t do it tho lol

[@janerut]

"Never have I ever accidentally hit anyone while playing my instrument" Me: *accidentally hit a random dude by piano*

[@sauryasircar5326]

"While Playing" Got too hyped and flung out an arm or something

[@reaperrellz]

@@sauryasircar5326 bro ur comment made me wheeze at 1 am

[@lenatruong2057]

red • roses bruh same I’m trying so hard not to laugh to these comments at 1am

[@reaperrellz]

@@Grexsome no they are hitting your piano with themselves.

[@flipflopzthreeonethree1873]

Marching band kids have some good stories about that lmao

[@미혜-w3i]

In music classes the professor couldn't say "take out your instrument" without at least 2 pianists making a snarky joke

[@maraisfan4life517]

미혜 it’s true tho

[@phoenixfire6482]

As a pianist I can confirm

[@Matt-pd2cq]

How many pianists did you have?

[@rainbowosprey1619]

I wish I could do that. In orchestras, I always played cello.

[@alexboiar5319]

"Never have I ever forgotten my instrument"... I'm a flutist and I can barely feel the difference between an empty and a full case (321 silver flute with the case that's like 3 times the weight of the actual instrument)... so yeah... one time I forgot my flute at home and came to the exam with an empty case...

[@sammybeaver9130]

Lol

[@dfghgjyy]

Did you pass tho? lol

[@sophia-zz2dg]

Omg I feel you I once forgot my flute to a class lucky it wasn’t an exam

[@arianah8842]

Yessssss

[@absolutebeaan1614]

as a flute player.... painn..... i forgot my flute to an orchestra recording one time

[@ni777ful]

The problem with your merch for me is that I'm far too white to go around wearing a shirt that says "Ling Ling 40 hours"

[@bbobyang9564]

LMAOOO AHAHAHHA

[@nat4017]

This comment really made me burst out laughing dhgjfg

[@meowmee5366]

Never too white for Ling Ling

[@AZhang-fb9xs]

Apparently one of the conductors at our all state orchestra got extremely mad and complained to twosetviolin since they have non Asian kids in their audience saying stuff about Ling Ling

[@seacat7364]

First agreed second love the profile pic! Alice madness returns is my ship!

[@ZoriaIsASimp]

one time my friend brought her violin case and forgot the actual violin 😂 edit: holy cow- that's a lot of likes- thank you!

[@fairyfox2890]

Lmao one time my friend left competition day with my case locked in her locker and no phone. I spent three days carrying around a case that didn't fit in my actual locker at highschool getting watched real close by all the monitors. Goddamn American edu system.

[@Daggy5]

I forgot my saxophone one day and had to "play" on a pencil.. I'm glad it was only rehearsel

[@notafailure2138]

@@Daggy5 what- 😂

[@jagooswell7993]

I’ve done that before playing infront of the school before

[@Daggy5]

@@notafailure2138 yes. I practised left the sax home and just brought the Case. Totally embarassing

[@Elle-ok9ti]

Twoset: Posts at 2am My health: *aM i A jOkE tO y0u?*

[@moozycarrots]

I played für Elise for an Eisteddfod when I was younger. I completely forgot how to play the second section so I just kept repeating the beginning section until it came to me. I came first place because the adjudicator was proud of me for not giving up or freaking out. Little did he know I cried as soon as I left the stage lmao

[@springfairybee]

I loved für elise when I was little and played it on a recital concert. I got mind blanked and hit wrong notes up until the end. Lol i cried hard and is still my most embrassing thing ever. My friends even told me i played like crap and my teacher was totes embarassed. 😂😂 still crying to it till now whenever i remember

[@llamallama1509]

aww, that's adorable

[@idonkat6097]

That reminds me of the time I hold on to a high note just before the cadenza of the concerto I was performing because it wasn't coming to me, thankfully I remembered and finished the concerto.

[@theresa.y5221]

690th like

[@LaLa_Libra.030]

Never have I ever dropped all the sheet music off the stand in the middle of a performance *chugs a gallon of bubble tea

[@andiahn8774]

Mine once blew away when I had an outdoor performance. I wanted to die

[@zoeyyarter4220]

Me and second chair were trying to change music, and we only had two measures so we just threw the music off the stand at the cellos(yes we're violas)

[@LaLa_Libra.030]

@@zoeyyarter4220 The orchestra's not a child's playground my friend it's a battlefield indeed (should note I dropped my sheet music on accident 1 of my most horrific experiences as a 2nd chair violin)

[@DistanceTraveled]

I played handbells for years. So typically you don't have a music stand but rather your music binder folds to hold up you music for you. And since handbells use so much movement I have essentially punched my music off of the table a couple of times or when I have marted (*correctly* punched the bell into the foam on the table) the vibration from the technique after doing it so many times meant that after the song had ended on a Mart, I relaxed the Mart and then the hand chime fell off the table. I also played C5 bell (C4 for classical musicians, aka middle C) so the director was right in front of me and he bent down and picked up my hand chime. But at least I never was the person that the screw which holds the bell to the handle snapped and the bell casting itself went flying in concert. Such painful times. But we just kept on playing until the finish and always played the melody louder to recenter the group together. *Sigh and takes a long sip of food allergy free tea*

[@sexyangel072]

KamiTabby I had my music be blown off due to our conductors over exaggerated movements. No really was over exaggerated, we weren’t playing and he was telling us a story about conducting another band and he demonstrated what he did and my whole folder of sheet music just flew off the stand. Was hilarious at the time. I’ve also had music blown away during out door performances that turned unexpectedly windy

[@silverpiano7144]

Never have I ever put off practicing to watch TwoSetViolin episodes Me: Drinks entire cup of bubble tea...

[@tovielmcvay6455]

@silverpiano Same here!!🤣

[@matthewcheung8960]

👍👍👍

[@bowiesstarman]

No. I need an entire truckload

[@florailonastahl2609]

Silver Piano same lol

[@玉-u5s]

*Sips of shame:* Take a sip every time Ling Ling is disappointed at you for not practising.

[@purgemerlin123]

Yes

[@thelastcube.]

@@purgemerlin123 THE LEGEND HIMSE- wait, Ling Ling will never waste time watching videos, *YOU FAKE*

[@purgemerlin123]

@@thelastcube. are you sure about that.

[@isla-greenburg]

*drowns in coffee*

[@ambermt]

i need to pee.

[@flintywinty49]

I was in a competition and I was so nervous to the point that my hand was shaking so much so the judge thought I was doing vibrato in a piece without vibrato....

[@musicblob3826]

HAha that’s how I learnt vibrato

[@maya_moto]

If my friends and I played with bubble tea, the questions would literally be like: “never have I ever breathed” “never have I ever ate”

[@Noosh_noot]

Ur a green plant

[@roofishighcorp.associates2020]

what is bubble tea and why do they speak before finishing swallowing it ?

[@kayleewu8803]

@@roofishighcorp.associates2020 bubble tea has a sort of gummy gelatin at the bottom, so you have to chew it before you can swallow it.

[@estellapeterson3967]

RoofisHigh Corp. & Associates it’s a Taiwanese drink made with tapioca pearls and milk tea

[@hawk4358]

I...don't know who Ling Ling is, and at this point I'm too afraid to ask Judging by this episode, I'm assuming it's their god

[@mariapp4825]

From what I've heard, Ling Ling is that kid that's always better than you, that Asian mothers keep comparing you to.

[@a_irie]

Ling Ling is there ‘perfect violinist/musician’ and he practices 40 hours a day

[@devintheguru]

@@a_irie I read that and I was like, wow... 40 hours a day. That's hardcore... Wait, WTF. FORTY HOURS? LOL. Would be nice if I could practice doing vocals that long. I mean, technically I can as long as I'm using different registers (it's like using a similar, but different instrument), and not going ham on the belts.

[@steelstrung6184]

Ling ling is no meer person. He is the entity that embodies all musical skill in all musicians. Hence you say “I’m reaching ling ling” instead of “I’m almost as good as ling ling”

[@willw_yt1572]

Grace Vignali Ling Ling, is that Asian that’s always better than you in music. Ling Ling also (cough cough) PRACTICES 40 HPURS A DAY (cough cough) go practice now.

[@lidalimmer8809]

I once had a dream where I forgot my violin at a rehearsal and I was freaking out... I don't even play the violin... WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!?!

[@kzaeo7878]

😂😂😂

[@gwendolynsheperd9011]

😂😂😂😂

[@Daisy20006]

Violins are an instrument, not a tool to charm girls. This one was directly to guitarist, change my mind.

[@terezatoro1562]

*cough* kaoru seta *cough*

[@isaactuberoso4443]

90% of guitarists start that way. and then turn into classical musicians or something. If their good. if not then they just play 4 chord pop songs

[@hugnboba]

@@isaactuberoso4443 me, a girl who started coz I wanted to impress my crush who was a guitarist: .___. Looking back, it was HELLA cringy but at least I got to start learning the instrument.

[@Gamilieee]

Learning guitar isn't even that hard so you can suduce as long as you can get a guitar really

[@molekyyli]

Except I've heard most of them say that all they got was male guitarist friends and no chicks. (I can't personally comment on this, I'm a female and I didn't start with the intention to charm anybody.)

[@armyforever464]

Never have I ever touched violin. But still watches all the videos uploaded by TwosetViolin.

[@jimenatharealest]

*sips furiously* i have it but no

[@theeveoftime2052]

saaaaaaaame

[@felipevargashernandez8795]

Lol

[@anaquezia5532]

Sameeee

[@y.cn_2491]

" I'm probably just gonna get destroyed " I can relate so much once I didn't have to practice and I apologised beforehand to my violin teacher saying "You're gonna be disappointed today and she said *"Well I'm used to it"* All I gotta say is, ouch

[@binliao1192]

relatable af

[@whospari]

Its realatable BUT YOU FORGOT THE THE SPEECH MARKS AFTER TODAYYYYYYYY

[@cormoranoimperatore8413]

F

[@ivanramirez584]

Oof load: LARGE

[@chiaracorrado8172]

"Today I won't be very good..." "As always" Rip

[@idk-j9i6m]

One time during a solo my E string broke while I was playing on it. I naturally switched to 3rd position on the A string which then started slowly going flatter and flatter as I played, so I had to keep shifting my hand up and up. After the song was over I ran backstage to put on my backup E string and that one broke too! In the end, I grabbed a friend's violin that she wasn't using since they made her play VIOLA. And that is the only time I have ever been grateful for the existence of the viola. (jk, jk, much love to the viola gang!)

[@dabien1]

@Nerdy Naomi, may I ask if you know Declan Lynch, Jordan Wallace, and Bennett Frazier?

[@nidhimunot]

@@dabien1 😂😂

[@borderlinenocturnal6195]

Honestly I’m just impressed with your improvisation 😂

[@idk-j9i6m]

@@dabien1 I wish!

[@idk-j9i6m]

@@nidhimunot thanks!

[@prishavrinda2208]

LOL i remember how in middle school a boy in my class (violist btw I had a crush on him *sigh of embarrassment* and we were on the same bus stop. One day, he just walked casually (like normal) to the bus doors and the MOMENT BEFORE HE CLIMBED THE TOP STEP i looked around him and asked "Where's your instrument?" AND HIS FACE WAS LIKE "OH SH-" and he ran like crazy back home, and missed the bus lol

[@changing22]

That is so cute XD

[@dyucky5413]

I’m a cellist and for the first semester of last year I took the bus and I had to put my cello in the seat next to me and I felt like a bother over it jddjdjejdjfjksjsjsjbfjsjwjkq

[@mentallyunstablernplssendhelp]

@@dyucky5413 Me with my younger siblings, pink and purple

[@ana-fi2sy]

@@dyucky5413 pff…i play the viola and so far into the school year, ive had to bike with my viola in my back basket

[@Kelly_Ellie]

That was sweet of you. I'm sure he appreciated it.

[@Spinosaurus4ever]

Never have I ever been too lazy to properly put my instrument away.

[@rebeccascarlet4305]

*laughs in piano

[@fredericbeaudoin6850]

*Sips for every woodwind player*

[@Amadea27]

Siiiiipppp

[@anarivas337]

*sips aggressively*

[@putridcrypt]

**Laughs in cello**

[@-mouse]

When Eddy talked about helping someone cheat using the perfect pitch method, dam i'm so jealous.

[@ericaleonardi6620]

Do you know the video they're talking about?

[@-mouse]

@@ericaleonardi6620 yEAP. AND HE SAID HE USED IT IN REAL LIFE OKI

[@mafirasyaharani7836]

Which video was it ?

[@-mouse]

@@mafirasyaharani7836 "How to cheat on an exam using the perfect pitch method" lol

[@beepboop4593]

Never have I ever forgotten the notes even though we JUST practiced right before a show Me: * DRINKS 10 GALLONS OF BUBBLE TEA *

[@perlab4030]

You think that’s bad I forgot my entire solo 2 minutes before I was next but my friend remembered it so she told me after lmaoo

[@TouyaYamamoto]

😑ㅏㅏ차ㅡㅍ

[@李乐兮]

“Never have I ever accidentally hit someone with my instrument.” I remember hitting my crush (who was beside me) with my bow 😭

[@ChloeIHill]

I read this as "hitting on my crush" and was kinda confused

[@skylaxx_x9239]

If it makes you feel better I’m so smal I actually carry my cello on my head bc it’s so heavy and once I was walking on a street (I get a lot of weird glares) and I accidentally hit a random person on the head with my big ass cello.

[@pigtailedsnape]

i poked my friends eye once with my bow welp...

[@notafailure2138]

@@skylaxx_x9239 that's actually adorable imagining a tiny cellist carrying their instrument on their head. It's cute.

[@skylaxx_x9239]

@@notafailure2138 Thank you 😅, my mum's 4'11 so I guess that's where my short genes come from 🤭

[@marahmaintz6573]

String players: Don’t practice because it’s too easy John Williams: Aight imma give you something more difficult so you practice String players: Yeah nah it’s too difficult to practice

[@深夜-l9f]

Never have I ever watched TwoSet instead of practicing ? *drowns in bubble tea*

[@lifedoom2922]

never have I ever *_turned a b natural into a b flat_*

[@corquettepouiir]

*sips in clarinet*

[@alyssonmargaretteantonioal5478]

Sips in interesting way.

[@shreylebean312]

scenicsupernova ha that’s funny

[@m4rshadow441]

*TAKES BIG SIP IN CLARINET*

[@maibreedwards8112]

*Sips in French Horn*

[@TheTkdmom]

Never have I ever had a memory slip during a performance… I was on a scholarship audition. I played the beginning and ending of the piece beautifully. Completely skipped over the entire middle of the piece. I finished, looked over at the scholarship panel to see them trying not to laugh out loud. I realized what I’d done. I asked them if I should go back and play the middle. Best part? I did get offered a scholarship .

[@kimberly.z]

W!! So they didn't ask you to play the middle?

[@Idk-raindrops]

You at the audition: OH right. The middle part 😶

[@sasaree9015]

“Never had I ever had a crush on a violist.” me: *sips* *bubble* *tea* *internally*

[@anisachowdhury9965]

I mean twoset are violinists and I think us fans need to take a huge sip for this never have I ever

[@eleftheria_]

@@anisachowdhury9965 OH YES

[@eleftheria_]

SO ACCURATE

[@Noosh_noot]

*tAkEs A bReTt SiP*

[@accordingtosophia]

I dated a violist once! You grow to like them.

[@isabellatovino2812]

Never have I ever GOTTEN POKED IN THE FACE WITH A BOW IN ORCHESTRA 🤦‍♀️ Big sips everybody

[@myasallis2698]

Isabella Tovino that literally happened to me yesterday 😂🤦🏾‍♀️

[@oalbukerk]

I've poked too many faces already...poor souls..

[@syylizz]

I stabbed someone by accident once

[@alyssac7749]

I spoke my stand partner all the time, sorry Allie(mom)! She's not my actual mom but she's my mom.

[@file1355]

You sit on a throne of lies. How can this *NOT* have happened?

[@saorelba]

"I'm a good person. I don't bother neighbors." Let's just ignore the fact that I'm watching this after a great midnight practice session, okay? Okay.

[@sarahbalatbat8842]

My neighbors upstairs always make noises so I deliberately bothered them with late night practice

[@miizumis]

I’m your 500th like lol

[@Ps3JessicaBr]

Sarah Balatbat fair enough 😂👏🏼

[@xziztns3]

"Never have I ever hit someone in the head with my instrument" *Flashbacks to nearly getting concussed in a trumpet concert*

[@childofathena_]

Why do i feel like classical concerts and practice are more dangerous than metal concerts, when everyone is just wild-

[@crackheadculture8443]

*Constantly makes fun of Viola* *Takes giant sip when asked if they have played Viola*

[@yveechu2799]

The real question is what flavor bubble tea did you guys get?

[@annabellurie6489]

Yvonne I was wondering about that too

[@razellesegubre8372]

Hope twoset will reply to this. I am really curious

[@faarhsfyia7139]

Bubble tea review!

[@kieren6900]

Looks like roasted black milk tea with tapioca. They picked the good chain to get it from too.

[@jadespaceoracle]

@@kieren6900 true vwv

[@jullioupe]

“Never have I ever forgotten my violin” *Laughs in pianist*

[@CAPTAIN_CLOCK]

digital pianos lmao

[@stellarphantasmvfx5504]

@@CAPTAIN_CLOCK yeah but most of the digital piano keys are limited

[@stellarphantasmvfx5504]

@@CAPTAIN_CLOCK and playing on an actual piano feels different

[@formentokeane]

(Laughs in being pianist but forgetting my books and sheets)

[@giordanotucci8254]

Me, a pianist: *laughs* Me a second later: *remembers that time I forgot to request a piano for a concert*

[@stiilldreamiing]

Because of the story where Eddy’s stand wasn’t set up, I had a dream where I was Eddy in an orchestra and my stand wasn’t set up and someone had taken apart my bass clarinet, (which I don’t play lol) and they all started playing without me while I found a stand and put my instrument together. Then I think I became a mermaid Eddy at some point, strange dream.

[@SkyGodKazuha]

Was La Mer playing in the background? 😀😀

[@stiilldreamiing]

@@SkyGodKazuha lol i wish, that would have made the dream so much better!

[@oliviatouba9313]

I love having crazy dreams like that.

[@yahairagarcia7208]

your name makes it so much better!

[@stiilldreamiing]

@@yahairagarcia7208 lmao it does 😂 ~legend has it that mer-eddy still dances to la mer in the ocean waves of my subconscious, but played only by bass clarinets~

[@JustinY.]

Ling Ling: "Never have I never not practiced."

[@skyleryue7734]

Justin Y. watches two set 😱😱😱

[@thehertyuros3343]

Are you secretly ling ling?

[@leitzu8929]

hi justin y.

[@sidbell1073]

!! ur back

[@purgemerlin123]

Nope

[@sarahsndergaard4526]

“Are you trying to *charm* me??” “No, i was just conveniently practicing a few inches away from you”

[@betsybarnicle8016]

Never have I ever...until last Saturday....forgotten just my bow. Got to gig, opened case, stared at empty spot where bow should have been.

[@justinzlabys5260]

Betsy Barnicle i did the same thing but was for lesson

[@edifyguy]

I don't remember doing that but I think my sister has. I have definitely gotten places and realized I had the wrong bow.....my sister's bow, a bow for a different instrument entirely.....not a show stopper, but annoying. I have played viola with a violin bow in orchestra because.....we weren't always terribly organized when I was a kid. :) I played several instruments but usually viola in orchestra because......it's a dirty job but someone's gotta do it. :P Just kidding; I love viola. There was an element of meeting a need though.

[@Anna-en3kf]

I did the same to a competition😐

[@winlou7634]

The level of friendship at 11:44 where you can't even tell what's being said between the laughs is so heart-warming

[@popsidicles5527]

“Never have I ever sounded like a dying bird” Me sipping in the corner

[@lemdem]

Me: chugging the whole thing

[@zednerfa-e5q]

Sodacan Artist sips in clarinet

[@popsidicles5527]

Ximena Mendoza-Pacheco lmao

[@graciebudd6528]

me: doesn’t want to distract my neighbors also me: practicing at 11:00 at night

[@alicesevret7534]

Totally me 😂😂😂

[@rebeccascarlet4305]

I felt this comment

[@jugemujugemugokonosurikire4735]

Me: plays at 2am

[@Leon-vc2qh]

Gracie B that is so meee

[@wage6681]

One time during a concert I played the bassoon solo in Romeo and Juliet in bass clef when it was written in tenor. So sad.

[@kalinakeller5065]

Oooooof.

[@novamber88]

W H A T?????????

[@dustyrose6338]

You haven't really had a crush until you've watched your orchestra crush play their instrument

[@i_am_very_very_confused]

yeah

[@someweirdmusicguy7292]

"never have I ever had a crush on a Violist" Me: ....(long pause)..... Sips.

[@samthepianoman]

rip

[@akirafudo42]

Rip

[@l8604yy]

F

[@exotichxnna5193]

C#

[@hannahholden9537]

That's okay, at least you never actually dated violist....

[@prashantsarkar821]

Never have I ever had a "sword fight" using violin bows as a kid.

[@n4hjae]

*big sip*

[@admer]

*all boys in my class sip violently*

[@stealthy_velociraptor]

No sips here because I play the cello so it doesn’t count!

[@notyard8546]

omg i remember once my friend was having a "sword fight" with some kid and all the hair of her bow like came off (???) it was really bad lol

[@Kat-de8sz]

Prashant Sarkar **sip**

[@clumsybunny5713]

once i went to my flute lesson, opened my case and my flute wasn’t there and i literally said out loud with my teacher watching me “well.. shit.”

[@dotalv9236]

smee, but once I was going to my lesson, and I was like ''wait-'' :D I just was soo confused XD

[@isabellabauer4083]

That could have been me. No wait almost the same happened to me Luckily my little sister had the lesson before me so i played on her flute

[@angelica_alvarado]

another flutist hi

[@kagamikagami]

I am terrified of this

[@kagamikagami]

@@atlasatlantic omg did you get it back??

[@TacoBelle7]

As a violist watching 2 violinists saying playing the viola was “the sad days” reminds me of when I played the violin. Those were the sad days🥲

[@geethaprem580]

Lol slay

[@T4zchi]

Yes

[@deltora299]

"Never have I ever forgotten my instrument." *laughs in pianist* No, but sometimes they asked us to play on an electric keyboard.... with the lightest and most temperamental keys. The sound went to the audience but not back to the stage.

[@linuscoutureau2828]

"Never have I ever played my instrument to seduce somebody" *sad tuba noises*

[@skylaxx_x9239]

Oh god I just wheezed and thought of sad whale sounds

[@theeveoftime2052]

This is just a 13:49 minute long advertisement for bubble tea......😎

[@ilovebeingprecious]

The Eve of Time G O N G C H A the best

[@gingerbread9482]

Brett: it's not like we want to abandon the career Truth: It is the career wants to abandon us...

[@evanelliotmcgill8426]

"Never have i ever had a crush on a violist" *Chugs tea* "Never have I ever had an instrument break before a performance" *cries while sipping tea cause it was the violist I was crushing on that accidentally broke my instrument*. Edit: am also a violist and don’t worry i had insurance on the viola

[@twinyang1770]

someone broke my viola literally 5 minutes after a concert

[@evanelliotmcgill8426]

@@twinyang1770 yikes

[@zoeyyarter4220]

A violin broke my strings on my viola five minutes before a concert (and is was first chair).

[@evanelliotmcgill8426]

Zoey Yarter the violist i was crushing on accidentally broke my viola’s finger board before a concert. I was lucky a 7th grader let me use their viola

[@Zhishan929]

Evan Hansen Cronched On Bath Bombs so moral of the story, don't let violinist touch your viola, from how many of instruments destroyed by violinist.

[@vengoheim7810]

Never have I ever got my cello smashed by the plane *wait*

[@thelastcube.]

I know someone did when he was asked to play Canon in D

[@vengoheim7810]

tea bee yes

[@drewpictured]

Feels bad

[@aurorabyrd6104]

@@thelastcube. Lucky!

[@scottcrow1416]

I'm.afraid to ask, but how did you get this profile picture?

[@JustinY.]

Ling Ling would never slack off during practice on any day of the week

[@thelastcube.]

Finally, I get the first reply

[@logix8055]

3rd is good

[@benedictgador8309]

Early enough

[@Alice-rm7lj]

Early enough...?

[@kiroo886]

Yea early enough

[@fluffyhwa]

"Never have I ever accidentally hit someone with my instrument" Me: remembers the day a kid got stitches because I accidentally stabbed him with my oboe reed Also me: laughs cause I hated that kid

[@aishutoon4553]

I’m sorry *what*

[@fluffyhwa]

@@aishutoon4553 I honestly dont know what happened. One second I was replacing my old reed with a new one, next second, a kid was bleeding from his arm. All I now is that he got some really bad splinters from the reed and got a few stitches because they had to open his wounds a bit to get the splinters out. It's really not that bad compared to the other stuff that happened in band.

[@aishutoon4553]

@@fluffyhwa ...Ouch.

[@crazyartisttheartist2715]

Never have I ever hit someone with a prop by accident in marching band Me: *CHUGS THE WHOLE THING*

[@SuperMrsMar]

@Madeline Bryan with a baton lol

[@herna962]

I’ve been hit with a sousaphone before does that count

[@hipeople9856]

In my marching band, we have a run on before our halftime show, and *I swear* the percussion has a competition to see if they can hit us when we run through them 😂

[@crazyartisttheartist2715]

@@hipeople9856 dude that sucks booty. I'm a trombone and I've hit maybe 5 ppl with my slide in practice for our show XD

[@hel5599]

@@hipeople9856 My percussion lowkey does that (I'm in percussion)

[@rebeccaclarke2166]

"Never have I ever forgotten my instrument" *thinks for a solid minute* Wait- where's my clarinet?

[@thunderbirdice]

Me two, forgot my clarinet twice, once at home, once in train

[@londonmk6303]

This is me!! I left my clarinet at home and ended up being 20ish minutes late to my first class, so I could have it for band next period XD

[@rebeccaoconnor7004]

I apparently left my clarinet on the bus. I say apparently because I don't remember leaving it 😅 I have also left it in a classroom at school and I had to go to all the classrooms I was in that day to find it because I couldn't remember which class I had left it in. One time at band, another clarinetists left their clarinet at home but still sat through the whole rehearsal looking at the music and pretending to play😂

[@changing22]

Oh gosh I remember it happened to me like more than once, and my band teacher got upset at me

[@Ghost_Queen_39]

Haha! That's not me though. I always know where my clarinet is at all times. I have also never forgotten my instrument anywhere, or forgot to take it to my lessons.

[@wilkinsonlau731]

"Never have I ever tweeted my horrendous music into my friends ears" *loud euphonium gulps*

[@kuraidorobo8471]

Laughs in all the high pitched instruments(they sound pretty and I thought why not learn all of them ok)

[@lemdem]

Laughs in flute

[@Jo-dk9my]

“Never have I ever hit someone with my instrument” me, a pianist: Ah yes, I’m quite worried about accidentally whamming someone in the face with my piano.

[@mariiiano]

“Never have i ever had a crush on a viola player” me: well my boyfriend is a viola player...

[@mmonalysa]

eddy : *looked at brett* brett : *owns a viola* does that mean eddy *ehem* brett

[@amosanon8788]

My condolences.

[@edifyguy]

Haha, well, there was this violist named Nancy....I was also playing viola at the time.....nothing ever came of it but I crushed on her pretty hard. We were in 4H together too, so I could have really connected with her, but no, I just crushed. We were young lol

[@admer]

ahahahaha im a violinist bUt my boyfriend doesn’t play anything sadly just with my heart in a good way he would kill me right now if he saw this xD

[@jaannmikaela8105]

mariana rodriguez.. sana all

[@tess_eract4832]

Never have I ever emptied the spit valve on my enemy's chair Me: Sips in trumpet

[@lenatruong2057]

Tess_eract me: reading this in clarinet. teach me thy ways. bruh there is this clarinet that sits in the row behind me and he is soooo annoying I can’t

[@tess_eract4832]

@@lenatruong2057 Maybe bring two reeds to band, so that you can rub some spit from one reed onto the chair and then use the spare one

[@tess_eract4832]

Or just ask a brass player to hook you up, either would work

[@lenatruong2057]

Tess_eract now that i think of it...that’s disgusting for my reed...reeds are expensive

[@fueledbypaintwater]

Laughs in flute

[@hoangkimviet8545]

Me: What instrument are you playing? Ling Ling: Bubble tea :-0

[@purgemerlin123]

.

[@tobiasruck]

I'm pretty sure you could play a melody by moving the straw through the hole at different speeds

[@bvscopes1452]

Tobias Ruck ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@meninunjazbam]

Damn you guys are addictive. Discovered you two days ago and can’t stop watching one video after another! I play the instrument (ukulele to be exact), but doesn’t know theory at all. Love things related to music and love ya

[@kweilaa]

In my orchestra, you can't be late. The conductor told us, that if we are to be late, we shouldn't come at all. So ... I was never late for a rehearsal :D

[@alicesevret7534]

He's stricked

[@kweilaa]

@@alicesevret7534 Oh he was 😂

[@cellothere5723]

Lmao I wonder if you go to my orchestra. My conductor gets mad if you're a minute late.

[@itsnicolegalarce]

My conductor saw a cellist coming late to the rehearsal and in front of all he said that she was out of the orchestra for being late.

[@hollyzhang1418]

My conductor says, "if you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late. If you're late, you're dead..."

[@anonumosGirl]

Twoset: never have I ever broken a string during performance *2cellos has left the chat*

[@sunnyjazzz]

Di Ci I love the fruit basket pic u have💕

[@ahacadabra1335]

Never have I ever Made a youtube vido whereby tons of innocent musicians became distracted from their 40 hours of practicing

[@-hailey-549]

“Never have I ever forgotten my instrument” *Laughs in mallet percussion*

[@rosegranger2872]

Me laughs in voice and piano

[@melodypond1003]

Me in high school for hula hoops and WinterGuard and my equipment lmao

[@xs8774]

I had to do my last Musical Theory exam and I was the only one who "forgot" to bring the preparation of it bc I didn't write anything down. I study out loud. The teacher thought I was just being a brat, so she said the class could work together on the exam, and I had to work alone. fyi, there's 20 students in that class. I took that as a challenge and I got 17/20 and the class got 14/20. Don't let annoying teachers get in your way-

[@xs8774]

@Captain Halokoko Last year of music academy

[@xs8774]

@Captain Halokoko well, obviously it was more. But it was calculated back to 20. Because it works like that, here.

[@xs8774]

@Captain Halokoko hahaha I learn most just from being in class

[@patheddles4004]

@@xs8774 Solid flex there.

[@Lynn-fb1kp]

The first time I see people hope that they’ve done everything. For the excuse of drinking bubble tea.