A Profile on Piper: Bad Journalist, Good Person - Fallout 4 Lore

[@rom65536]

Being a journalist - a real one anyway - is actually pretty hard and requires the journalist to do something that's actually kind of hard for a human: Set aside passions and beliefs and only report what can be proven to be factual. That's not something people do easily - even with training and education. I think Piper comes by her journalistic shortcomings "honestly". She just doesn't ~know~ how to "do it right". It's not like there's a university she could attend to teach journalistic ethics and such. Quite a few small-town newspapers IRL are pretty much exactly like Publick Occurrences - and those are the good ones! The others only print puffy crap that won't offend advertisers.

[@oxhorn]

Great insight! I think you hit the nail on the head.

[@davedruid9603]

Exactly right. I found that the other students in my class had an extremely hard time focusing on the facts, and throwing their emotions and personal thoughts aside. So I can definitely see how someone would end up like piper if they didn't have any proper education.

Rebin Suleiman Maybe if your comment was insightful or funny then he would. Right now you made what I assume to be an awful joke and then you went on to beg like a whiny baby.

[@johnherrera5261]

Mm I don't think any of them today set aside beliefs at all just look at the news shits biased as can be

[@Naa45702]

Agree. That make sense

[@Jesses001]

The voice actress for Piper did a great job. When Piper is nervous, the way she stammers is very convincing.

[@mast3rtadp0l33]

Courtney Ford

[@elmolly93]

Is it warm in here ?

[@antdoggydoo1431]

At night while in rain Did it get hot in here

[@TheCooldog]

it’s insane how the best voice actors in the game is the companions like I swear

[@respectinwomen2475]

Not as good as Nate's voice actor with the sarcastic options

[@DrPhil-hz4up]

“Now tell me are you a synth or a human?” *”No! I’m Jangles, The Moon Monkey!”*

[@masonjames1368]

Nikolai Belinsky, we all chose that option, and the fact she took it seriously was funny as hell.

[@buildawall5803]

@@masonjames1368 she's brain dead

[@alexanderwamsley5846]

@@buildawall5803 No she's just so paranoid that logic decided to leave her and take the children with him

[@nicolasfernandeztaboada1656]

alexander wamsley --------> joke You

[@joynheart]

Dr phill you should interview her

[@hateislove3947]

"I am not a synth" "I had no sexual relationship with that woman"

[@techissus7449]

Ahahh

[@thefirsttrillionaire2925]

Hate Is Love Magnolia? 😉

[@glutenfreebaguette8426]

Ur profile picture looks like a synth on drugs.

[@warhawk9566]

"I am not a crook!"

[@Vanilla0729]

A very stable genius.

[@leminjapan]

Her voice actress did such a great job. She made all her lines sound like part of a real conversation, which is insanely hard to do when recording solo.

[@locuscuztheyfocuse4581]

that's why i kinda loved fall out 4 with piper lol and then cait and then i forgot i beat ot like 5 times or idk lol fun game

[@UpperDarbyDetailing]

She probably was having a "real" conversation. Often voice actors record with another person saying the lines, not necessarily the other character's voice actor, but another person anyway.

[@SaraRoseVaughan]

50 minutes in Piper: This is great, isn't it? Being here with you? Sole Survivor: Yes, I feel the same. Deacon, in disguise: *silently judging as he listens to every word*

[@nicolascarmona6815]

*HEEEEEY!, YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!*

[@thedoktorfrag7962]

*Later at railroad HQ* ANNNNND AS IF WASN'T ENOUGH... They f*cked the journalist from Diamond city

[@lego007guym8]

@@nicolascarmona6815 I can hear deacon saying that.

[@i.k5696]

I pointed out the same thing

[@peanutmadcow416]

@@thedoktorfrag7962 he'd totally say that

[@AusFirewing]

"It was just me and a thousand guineapigs" Given what we know about VaultTec that's not outside the realm of possibility.

[@justjordan6560]

I'm actually pretty sure there's a vault that is sort of like this or..that was the theme of the vault. It was in a main game but it was in some comic or offshoot of the series and this is a reference to said vault.

[@GrillCheeseWithaG]

I mean there was a vault filled with just cats and robots to feed them

[@jmpm-tz1so]

I mean that would be clearly a lie just based on the fact that their is just no way the ss would have survived to a 1000 guinea pigs (cuys por si un compatriota lo ve) nor he would be alive after 200 years. So yeah piper is dumb af when she included that on the paper on my playthrough

[@killertofu586]

@@jmpm-tz1so She literally says that she guesses they're going with the sarcastic approach... She knows you're being sarcastic, but it's your answer, so she wrote it.

[@jmpm-tz1so]

@@killertofu586 yeah i know im just bs

[@pieman2435]

Pipers voice actor is honestly astounding, she makes the character feel alive.

[@officialsadness6459]

Fax

[@chiffmonkey]

Watching this series is really making me appreciate Fallout 4's characters so much. Why did Bethesda feel the need to turn the game into a bodged sim city I have no idea.

[@GoldenBeans]

too bad the microphone bethesda gave her noped every now and then (example: the first time you mee ther and she asks you to come by for an interview)

[@noobpro9759]

Whoever did the lip movement on the models definitely didnt help. Or oh god pipers teeth.

[@deviantarsenal]

Courtney Ford did a excellent job voicing Piper!

[@manifestgtr]

Nobody seems to acknowledge that during your first interaction, security is casually leaving her for dead. Diamond city is surrounded on all sides by raiders, super mutants, dangerous animals…and the guy at the front gate is talking to her like his younger sister who’s been put in time out lol

[@j.jbinks9669]

It's not like Diamond City is a democracy, the Mayor gives you an order you follow that order unless you wanna be outside the Wall too 😅

[@salamantics]

@@j.jbinks9669ultimately if the mayor doesn’t want the press he should’ve gotten rid of piper with an exile. Of course if you leave a “free” press it’s going to criticize you if you aren’t the best leader. So the mayor is incapable of action apparently, they want the press gone but they can’t lift a finger to do it. Not that they should be getting rid of the press, almost if not everything they wrote was right. (Aside from the SS’s sarcastic responses)

[@AdVictoriam93]

That's why I got her out of Diamond City and moved her to Sanctuary.

[@haloGod268]

“God bless this city! God bless the wall!” -clapping- “He’s so full of shit.” Oh my god. Best dialogue in fallout 4

[@jooot_6850]

that dude ended up being right tho

[@damiendonarski5307]

AND GOD BLESS THE ENCLAVE

[@phoenixprivate2977]

American populace and trump

[@juanbustamante4445]

Nahh.... Best line in all of Fallout 4, "Yeah, I got shot in the (profanity) last year. I don't want to talk about it." Hahahahahahhaahhahahah!

[@8bitarmory846]

Hacker Unknown when I hear it, it’s just “long story” as the last sentence

[@canehdiansteve3455]

"How many relationships established in a hail of gunfire actually worked out?" I don't know, sounds like a hell of a bonding experience to me, actually.

[@FrostedTwo]

As a vet my best friends are the ones who went through the hellfire of gunfire with me. Friends for life

[@Supperdude9]

Ask the Allied Powers from World War 1 and World War 2.

[@pixcelation]

"can love truly bloom on the battlefield?"

[@billythekid4793]

Bonnie and clyde seemed to have a stable relationship.

[@concludedhail40]

Bond? James Bond. Hell yes.

[@Blue-ll1hn]

My first play-through I named my character "Blue" and was pretty startled when she called me Blue there.

[@telebread1416]

Actually does any dialogue change if you have blue in your name though?

[@Blue-ll1hn]

I don't think so, his video matched my playthrough as far as I can tell.

[@KingKalashnikov]

Imagine if she had like the codsworth effect where he has just a bunch of names lmao.

[@americancheese9103]

@@telebread1416 Its like a three year old game and you haven't figured that out yet

[@killman369547]

+TeleBread. i've noticed on different playthroughs codsworth and others will use pretty much whatever name you enter in with vault-tec during dialogue. two-word name don't work as well tho

[@Chaotic_Club]

Kinda funny how piper was right the entire time about the mayor being a synth

[@OfficialBulldozerStudios]

Damn, she's as much of a detective as Nick. No wonder those two get along so well. If I ever get this game, I'm definitely using a mod to bring them both with me, along with Dogmeat.

[@Beltims]

That doesn't make any sense though. She just happens to be right, but at no point does she provide any evidence to support her claims. There is no logical reason for anyone to suspect that the mayor is a synth. The Synthetic Truth is just an accusation with no evidence. All she does is create fear and paranoia, but no actual solutions or plan. Good example is the scene in Diamond city where someone is accusing his brother of being synth. If people start doubting everyone, the city has already fallen.

[@montgomeryfortenberry]

@@Beltims except she never once accused anyone else of being a synth

[@angelos883]

@@Beltims Hancock also suspect that the mayor is a synth, however the fact that the mayor is his brother blinded him of truth that he feared to admit. It is really difficult to tell a synth apart from humans, usually no solid evidence.

[@napatora]

@@montgomeryfortenberry yes she did that's why the mayor addressed the town saying he wasn't a synth, she said he was and people started asking him about it so he had to address it

[@chiffoncakeandtea]

Hold on, I just realized she's using high heels, the entire game she was following you from point A to B, killing anything that moves, with high heels. What a legend lol

[@TheCatzFranzNeko]

I noticed it too and hadn't noticed it before at any point while playing... Until I realised that's not how she appears in the vanilla game. I was really confused as to how I hadn't noticed the heels and stockings until now

[@matousplacek6699]

any idea what mod is that?

[@angelicscrewup]

@@TheCatzFranzNeko I think she wears boots in the vanilla game

[@SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333]

In my game, she has bare feet.... and well, a bare body as well.

[@DarkDisc1]

@@SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333 +150 defence lol

[@powermasterjazz]

Piper is so much like Lois Lane. She and her sister grew up with a military dad, she became a nosy reporter, and then someone in blue tights comes in and saves her day.

[@ShadowSonic2]

So the Sole Survivor is a combo of Superman and Captain America?

[@mysteriousinformer3198]

well you broke the matrix Neo get'em

[@CarbonFiberToiletPaper]

Great idea for my silver shroud character

[@eliseebagal8922]

@@ShadowSonic2 are we homelander?

[@UltraInstinctLink]

With all the comic books laying around the commonwealth and the whole silver shroud quest line, it's very likely that's not a coincidence. Thanks for pointing out the parallels! I like Fallout and Superman but never made that connection before.

[@pappy374]

Piper is a total bro, and her battle cries are awesome. "Don't start what you can't finish!" she yells, both to a single Radroach and a half dozen Supermutants!

[@joshuastrittmatter4188]

I wouldn’t be surprised if she yelled such a cry to Godzilla’s face.

[@BoyWonder1914]

I was fighting Bloodbugs one time and she goes, “Damned flying syringes!” Took me out lol

[@solouno2280]

I realized i hate her because she reminds me of myself...

[@KarenTondro]

​@@BoyWonder1914 😂😂😂

[@glowhoo9226]

“What’s that? You’re a trader up from Quincy?” ‘Nice try piper I already know Quincy got wiped out, there’s nobody up there but gunners now.’ THE END

[@secondBAR]

I had already done the kid in a fridge quest (I knew it from this channel, one of the reasons I got fallout 4) when I got into diamond city

[@PenheartKings]

Man she's always pullin some personal strings..."Losing out on all this supply?" *Hand gestures a round shape towards survivor* XD

[@reptiles3244]

She was referring to that fat ass not his round belly

[@RukaGoldheart]

A hunk of a man

[@jmpm-tz1so]

She was hungry.....

[@carrot1247]

"Too bad we can't make it a threesome."- Cait - 2287

[@TheInattentive]

Lol

[@blankblank5409]

😏

[@davidknowles2491]

There's a mod for that........

[@nightraven2975]

@@davidknowles2491 Nice.

[@dak4465]

Hahaha yep

[@mattaffenit9898]

Piper: "I agreed to come with you, right? Watch your back?" Me: "You sure it's my back you're watching in this vault suit?"

[@siyacer]

She has your back And replaced it with advanced technologies.

[@dak4465]

@@siyacer aaah yes the sink

[@siyacer]

Now that I think of it, Fallout fans aren't all the different from weebs when it comes to women.

[@swarz08]

@@siyacer Tell me about it

[@siyacer]

@@swarz08 So glad I'm past my Fallout phase

[@TheSpartarox]

One thing I really liked about Piper is that even though she didn't like Danse very much, she was still very much against the orders given to execute him for being a synth

[@lartza_85]

No wonder because even tho she dont like Danse she dont like brotherhood either.

[@TheNukedNacho]

Danny: You aren’t really a trader, are you? Me, 36193lbs over-encumbered: Says you.

[@BlaqueButterfly51]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ReflectionOfPerfection]

No kidding. My first playthrough before I figured out the Item duplication glitch and Supply Lines, I was lugging 1,000 pounds worth of scrap, gear and weapons to sell for ammo & more scrap for Settlement builds. I wish I had gotten it on camera but before I unlocked the Strong Back perks and was walking very slowly to a Settlement to unload guess what walks up toward me, a Legendary Deathclaw. Imagine in real life someone shedding 1,000 pounds worth of garbage just to be able to move well enough to fight a giant monster lol

[@ulrickguiliman4810]

@@ReflectionOfPerfection I mean, I too would drop everything to fight a giant monster. Future tech or no

[@tlozfreak888]

you just made my day

[@therealpuzzlecube3123]

I just feel like Piper at least when you meet her has probably the best animation of any dialogue ingame as far as I'm aware

[@emlynselene1096]

Even though his animations aren't that unique, Elder Maxsons speech during Blind Betrayal (Iirc that's the mission name) is so memorable.

[@aaronbranham2211]

When mayor McDonough says "I am not a synth" all I hear is "I am not a crook"

[@solarstarfish303]

I love it when he give his little speech and a citizen says “he’s so fill of shit” 😂

[@connormac4401]

ppl referencing Richard Nixon now? 😹

[@tearsofbreakingglass]

A lot of his 'I am Not a Synth' speech is parallel to Nixon's 'I am Not a Crook' one!!

[@solarstarfish303]

HA ...true tho

[@DarkDisc1]

@@connormac4401 I hear the line from the opening scene in Mrs Doubtfire

[@samsonthemanson]

My favorite part of piper is having a cha and repeatedly failing to start a romantic relationship her and her just awkwardly stammering like shes being held hostage. My sole survivor is like "we could be like a couple" and she's like "a couple of BESTIES"

[@ReflectionOfPerfection]

My friend played the game with low charisma and failed every time he tried to flirt with Piper haha.

[@MykaTheDevil]

Surprising. I succeeded the first try and thought she was an easy one to romance being one of the first companions you meet.

[@chriszhang1660]

Finish the “Curtains Call” mission (rescue that gentleman on the tower together with Strong) and you get a suit with +3 CHR. Glasses and hats that +1 are comparably easy to find. The trick is to pause the dialogue and change your clothes and make a quicksave.

[@tacocat4252]

@@MykaTheDevilI wanted to be sure so I had 8 CHA plus 3 points in lady killer plus I think a couple CHA buffs, she fell to my charms instantly

[@peaches2102]

Oxhorn: We get to see a Piper that’s much more passionate. Piper: *Hey*

[@asiankoolaid0062]

Nice.

[@maxboyden5209]

@@asiankoolaid0062 nice

[@anarcopablo]

Nice

[@joshuastrittmatter4188]

You ever hear of the shoulder touch?

[@kmac8021]

@@joshuastrittmatter4188 *Hey..*

[@_galacticfates]

Piper's greatest catchphrase: "Did it get hot in here?" or "Is it warm in here?"

[@DustGundam]

Heck

[@taylorlipinski4048]

You really held your own Blue

[@nikom4559]

Magnolia ;-)

[@OfficialBulldozerStudios]

Haha, I get the feeling it's time to strap a bikini on her and have her go cool off in a GECK-treated lake somewhere. Feeling warm all the time like that can't be good for her health. XD

[@totmgsrockxd9900]

0:51 *"oH lOOk, It'S tHe sCArY rEpORtEr! BoO!"* Lmfao. Never gets old.

[@cheezekeke3951]

Yeah if I wrote that in my story.... well half of the characters I made would have gotten scared

[@mitchellbarton7915]

Watch that with exaggerated facial animations. There's a mod for it, it's hilarious

[@anarcopablo]

Kinda makes me remember Verônica from NV "I know were u live Ramos, open up!" XD

[@thesleepyjerry2364]

No it has to be "har har"

[@jmpm-tz1so]

Damn dude dont scare me like that, that BOO was just too much

[@nikom4559]

piper has an awesome one-liner in combat "Here's one for the obituaries!!" it's super funnier bc she's kind of vanilla, nice normal lady XD

[@seanfrazee5146]

"Piper these are rad roaches what the fuck are you talking about?"

[@c0pyca113]

"Did it get hot in here?" *It's raining, Piper*

[@adsfafadfasdfasdfasdf]

*pepper

[@blankblank5409]

69

[@nodrugshere300]

You could say it’s getting steamy. *Finger Guns*

[@totmgsrockxd9900]

"Hey, at least it's raining."

[@cheezekeke3951]

TOTMGsRock xD Piper: Is it getting hot in here? Gravy: At least it’s not raining

[@midnightmista2190]

"When I was in the vault, there was a guy, and he turned into to a pickle, funniest shit I've ever seen. "

[@jmpm-tz1so]

Pickle gary

[@Ace-lh2pw]

PICKLE RICK

[@jonuhh_]

Nora turned into a pickle saddest shit I've ever seen

[@alexanderhood8993]

@@jonuhh_ and then she gotten eaten by a demonic dog named mr. pickles!

[@nikom4559]

Vault social experiments: Vault 111: This Whole things just fer the baby, Vault...uh...one near diamond city: secret of nimh mole rats, most sinister vault experiment: pickle men. "be silent! I have no time to waste on... pickled men..." LOL beginning of Baldur's Gate 2.

[@simplyskrypt3914]

That diamond security guard at 42:20 just HAD to assert his dominance by pushing you in the middle of a conversation, just because he could

[@VelaNovaBlaze]

ikr lmao

[@MrAntonio899]

Sole survivor: *Gets laid with Piper* Sole survivor: Why is my Geiger counter going nuts?

[@assrecker.mp4940]

*50 rads per second*

[@buildawall5803]

@@assrecker.mp4940 the church of atom took a toll on her

[@BigBeefYT]

𝘼𝙩𝙤𝙢 𝘽𝙤𝙢𝙗 𝘽𝙖𝙗𝙮 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙨

[@ssidradumercer2038]

@@BigBeefYT bada boom bada boom baby!

[@tamaskus3902]

Ssridradu Mercer, I get the reference

[@captaincrazyhat]

I ended up giving piper the sole survivor’s dead wife’s ring and making her equip it. Basically married her in one play through

[@tahabashir3779]

I gave it to Cait.

[@blankblank5409]

I sold the wring

[@minetcrafty6450]

I also sold it

[@ZetsubouJohnny]

I really wanted to get closer to piper, but it feels wrong, my wife just died a few weeks ago in Nate's perspective. I couldn't just stomp over Nora's memory like that.

[@captaincrazyhat]

ZetsubouJohnny yeah but I have over 1000 hours played most of that on one main character which means multiple in game years have passed since she died. Remember time flows faster in the game then in real life.

[@andycandy4833]

"In God we trust, all others pay caps" I never noticed that sign, it made me laugh

[@edmartin875]

Old joke. (I'm 74 years old) I've seen it all my life, except it is cash instead of caps. It comes from the US paper money which has "In God we trust" printed on each bill.

[@alternativename-18h]

@@edmartin875 your 76 and still gaming? That's awesome!

[@JamesOKeefe-US]

50:58. Piper saying "Well,... Hmmm... I think you're perfect too" The way she says hmmm gets me every time. Just the sweetest response. We all could do well with a Piper in our lives. One of my favorite relationships in any game I have played.

[@Hyppetrain]

Legend says Oxhorn is stillfighting the deathclaw with his trusty pistol to this very day

[@kaitlinandreia9016]

Jaromír Kuchar The most dissapointing thing ever! I didn't get to see the end of it!!

[@soullight8632]

What an under rated comment

[@pepefrog3449]

LEGEND SAYS THAT PAUL BLART'S SEGWAY IS STILL MOVING

[@johnnthefalloutroleplaying8738]

If the Minutemen ending is canon, and the Minutemen become a growing empire that keeps on expanding throughout the East Coast, Piper's canon ending should be something similar to Piper herself looting old world Libraries to get knowledge on Congress, Democracy, Elections and pre War life. Piper should use those books and holotapes, as well as her Journalism skills, to help the Minutemen with their Pre War knowledge

[@whitcheese8947]

That's a possibility considering the fact that the ending in the fallout series is usually the most peaceful

[@kerruo2631]

I'm pretty sure the Institute is the canon ending. Usually the most powerful faction wins, not the best one. That teleporter and the camera crows give them way to big of an advantage.

[@pendragonxt3674]

@@kerruo2631 Hmm. Maybe. I would hope that the Minutemen ending is canon.

[@waah5901]

@@kerruo2631 naw you do some messed up shit in the institute play through. The most karmically good ending is the minuteman ending, maybe with the railroad too.

[@donovanulrich348]

I wanna think the minutemen are gonna make it canonically But realistically, i think the institute survived. Those "free" synths were programed to seek out the railroad, Dance and Maxus were. So theres a chance its all part of the plan to rebuild the institute through synths only

[@mindyauron]

“A bitter truth is easier than the sweetest of lies” That’s something Piper clearly stands for and something I’ve always admired in life

[@fumarc4501]

Mindy Auron “Hard truths cut both ways” and “dark wings bring dark words”... maybe dark hair fits better for that?

[@adam_clown]

This is off topic but Can you say the same for Rorschach in Watchmen?

[@adam_clown]

Lora Elstad “Never Compromise, not even in the face of Armageddon”

[@themudpit621]

Too many people undervalue lies. Lies have their place, just ask Santa Claus.

[@yeeter5694]

No aliens only nazis

[@annecantgame]

Piper: The Mayor sat in the same chair as the murderer Synth 60 years ago! Also piper: Coincidence? I THINK NOT

[@francismanhire66]

"She trusts the soul survivor" -Oxhorn, getting eaten by a deathclaw

[@emlynselene1096]

*sole

[@mainmenu32]

Sole

[@thebananamen1026]

Sole

[@cheezekeke3951]

She puts much trust into me [Nuke beeping sound]

[@mostcertainlyben]

“This is fine” - Ox in the middle of a firefight

[@ChrisTheMemeMan]

“We’re idiots? Just because we disagree with you?!” Bro, I love this guy.

[@ReflectionOfPerfection]

Like arguing with a liberal.

[@LarsTonguesInAspix]

@@ReflectionOfPerfection as a liberal liberals can be fucking annoying sometimes

[@stinky_doggo2658]

@@ReflectionOfPerfection *sigh*

[@ReflectionOfPerfection]

@@stinky_doggo2658 only took you 6 months to reply, outstanding.

[@yourmomshouse6984]

Twitter in a nutshell (pre-Musk)

[@wolverlean0]

25% of the comments: Piper look like a snack 75% of the comments: Damn boy Ox is a tick ass boi, bakaw!

[@officialsadness6459]

Ox do be kinda thicc

[@brremsilverte.9022]

@@officialsadness6459 OBAMA

[@gz.sn0rk]

Ox is a whole ass MEAL

[@Squeb]

Ox is mega m e a t

[@TerranMonarch]

Piper is a snack, Ox is a meal

[@savage4312]

Piper was my first relationship in the game and has been with me for a good portion of the game. She has more or less been a moral compass for my character.

[@jacobberry5138]

Cait’s my moral compass.

[@jackcraven7979]

@@jacobberry5138 I prefer Cait too I can pick locks & be rude with impunity

[@MC-iw9jp]

Codsworth is mine. Should let him rest and try others.

[@goochencore4128]

thank you Hunter very cool

[@lilgravy2651]

@@MC-iw9jp Garvey and Nick are closest to mine I never romance them though

[@TotallyNotALolicon]

“If we successfully romance Piper we get to see another side of her” Me: yeah we do wink wink

[@bray_1617]

I laughed way too hard to this

[@blankblank5409]

😉

[@holycrusader.2708]

Mmm yes.. ( ´◡‿ゝ◡`)

[@dak4465]

Duuuuude, too fuckin funny

[@daddy8884]

The best side wink wink

[@misshumphries7288]

Piper: Did it get hot in here? *_outside in the rain_*

[@Smolvali]

YES

[@frickolis2531]

*at least it's not raini-*

[@jessejamesmoore1443]

When the guard tells OX about how not to trust piper as she’s walking right behind him 6:58 classic Bethesda

[@srgzachattack1594]

Humid weather in the summer

[@Jason_Altea]

Heather Humphries *Steam begins rising from her cheeks as rain drops hit her face*

[@trentdevlaminck9927]

I love how animated the characters are at the beginning, unfortunately that scripting stops right after the death of Kellogg.

[@DoingTheBestICan]

Yeah, the writers had planned out those major plot points ahead of time. Your first introduction to Diamond City, Kellogg's discussion with X6-88, Maxson's interrogation and trial of Danse, etc. - all these were on the storyboard long before anything else, and as such got the most attention. Everything else that was meant to fill in the gaps got the copy-paste treatment.

[@blakechiles3628]

I noticed Father has some rather unique animations when you first meet him, but yeah anything beyond that point isn't very unique in terms of animations

[@ladycavalier]

Ikr

[@wiwysova]

You mean you love how linear it is until that point.

[@trentdevlaminck9927]

@@wiwysova Look ill admit I'm a special kinda stupid, I don't understand certain lingo of the video game witchcraft

[@saucegaming285]

It brought tears of joy to see Oxhorn playing as himself

[@GutzOverFear]

😆😅

[@edmartin875]

Yeah, I liked that too. Most of the other characters he plays are pretty women.

[@Randomdudefromtheinternet]

I see all FO4's budget went on Piper's hand movement :P

[@witnessgem2504]

That’s why they compromised on the dialogue wheel

[@Deadlyvoltage3]

Jacob Zaragoza it’s better that way

[@Jesus-vs4rc]

Actually I think a real person actually got in a green suit and then made the movement. Just my opinion

[@Gerarghini]

Piper’s hands said 🔼↘️↖️➡️🔄⤵️➡️↙️⬆️⬅️⬆️🔽↗️➡️↕️◀️➡️⬆️⬇️↖️↕️⤴️⬅️↪️↪️🔀↩️🔽↗️⏬⬇️↖️⏪↩️⬆️↘️↙️⬅️🔀↘️↖️⏪⬅️🔼🔄🔃⤴️⏫↖️🔄🔄⏬↖️↘️⏫⬆️↪️◀️↔️🔽

[@Elyseon]

I never did understand why certain RPGs feel the need to have characters wildly gesticulating, especially when the hand movements have absolutely nothing to do with the conversation and just feel random.

[@ThePokeShapeshifter]

"How many relationships established in a hail of gunfire actually worked out?" I don't know about that. ever heard of the phrase "shotgun wedding"?

[@totmgsrockxd9900]

ThePokéShapeshifter How many of them in gunfire have worked out? All of them, actually. Just look at the Stone Age.

[@-red-5089]

They have many guns back in the stone Age did they?

[@totmgsrockxd9900]

@@-red-5089 Guns, arrows, thrown spears, they're all projectile fire. And prehistoric pairs rushed through hordes of that during tribal warfare. They didn't have actual guns, but they had ancient counterparts.

[@christianreinard8747]

TOTMGsRock xD And I mean, speaking from personal experience, some of the greatest binds are formed while they serve. I met my wife serving with her and it’s worked out pretty damn good lol.

[@totmgsrockxd9900]

Christian Reinard Yeah. All's fair in love and war, and those two seemingly-antithetical elements actually have an ironic and uncanny capability to mutually coexist.

[@CollegeChemistry]

You know that part in Santa Clause 3 when Tim Allen starts losing his Santa powers, and starts losing Santaness? That's what your character looks like, a mid transition Santa Tim Allen.

[@jamisynmyst9461]

College Chemistry Why does this make so much sense?

[@Smolvali]

...What?

[@15oClock]

That was Santa Clause 2. In 3, he's trick into a situation that allows Jack Frost to steal his powers, reverting him instantly to his normal self. This is where my life is.

[@pug536gaming8]

College Chemistry, is that an insult or being nice.

[@CallMePip]

Every time she mentions "BLUEE" I melt almost instantly. Feels a little canonical too, she looks almost identical to Nora.

[@kingjamization]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that. Of course we could make all the Alabama jokes if Nora romances her

[@gub_wubber5564]

44:54 Piper(while outside in the rain):"Did it get hot in here?"

[@user-wl3zk6kj3q]

Tokyo Tomare

[@oliwiermikoajczyk9464]

Well, radioactive rain is not the same as before the war, maybeeee?

[@anubisanarchy5710]

TBH, the rain is highly radiated.

[@shirleytang68]

Z A W A R U D O at least it’s raining.

[@totmgsrockxd9900]

Jong-un Kim Preston Garvey: "Oh God oh f$$k"

[@jitzera1122]

Broken mask dude:I'm bored 2mins later:quicksave....

[@ax.discord6002]

jamal9 guess he forgot he was on survival

[@BearWith_You]

Totally me

[@xrstevenson]

*failed to load saved file* *Data corrupted*

[@litlitten4207]

I’m in this post and I don’t like it

[@nuclear_war_games]

*Plays Pumped Up Kicks holotape* I am so sorry

[@chriskuzianik3771]

i love Piper, she's my favorite companion. she's honest and isn't afraid of the truth, no matter how scary it may be. i always craft her a tough assault rifle which i've named 'The Truth Hurts', 'Freedom of the Press' and 'The Pen' (as in 'the pen is mightier than the sword), in various play-throughs. i love her back story- tragic? yes. but it shows her determination to help others, no matter how unpopular the truth or her actions may be.

[@deeboy4538]

chris kuzianik thank you

[@tobythedog7478]

chris kuzianik I love her but Nick is not just my favorite companion my favorite character in not only fallout 4, but in all Bethesda games, he is the most fantastic npc in all video games.

[@victorylane2377]

Ronald Reaner Nick is cool but he is the most annoying companion because he always gets in my way. I can't count how many times I have died because he walked in front of me when using a missile launcher. Lol

[@chriskuzianik3771]

Victory Lane, i hear ya on that! lol Nick crosses my line of fire more than any 2-3 other companion combined!

[@nicenameyougotthere.5021]

chris kuzianik You should name a super sledgehammer name "The hard truth".

[@Atomchild]

The reason I knew Piper was onto something from the very beginning about mayor McDonough was based on what one of his security guards said in the beginning he said "the mayor has expressly told us not to investigate any disappearances." That really sealed it for me. I knew she was onto something. There are other signs that are escaping me right now, but if you look carefully, you'll see them.

[@jebbush6657]

Yeah she's more of a gonzo/opinion journalist than an investigative one, there's SIGNS absolutely that McDonaugh is a synth or working with the Institute. The one you mentioned is the biggest one, but also Hancock mentions his smile was incredibly creepy and unnatural and "not like when they were kids," people who grew up with them probably at least noticed a strange vibe Piper would pick up on. Plus the general disrepair of Diamond City when she arrives would immediately set off corruption detectors, and a hidden entrance behind a bookcase seems like a nice way to kidnap people...

[@СоветскийМемер]

"What hole did they pull you out of?" Vault 111 thank you very much

[@sillybob9689]

Oh, a small graveyard not far from Goodspring-Oh wait.

[@ChuntyCops]

I came out of this weird crater down south, there was a big lizard who was chasing a robot man.

[@dataexpunged2397]

Am I the only one who noticed that while Ox was talking to Piper, he switched from the vault suit to the farmhand outfit, right after she comments on the vault suit. Also, 3,000 likes vs. 49 dislikes...friggin' synths...hidin' amoung us. Also also, it was hilarious the way you BOLTED to the nearest bed the second you passed the romance option with piper, all the while being deep and whatnot about her personality. You sir, are gold incarnate.

[@Kirby-Krios]

or just the same old Obsidian maniacs... ^_^

[@cynk098]

I see you Bro, the Greedy vault Boy. Im a not greedy vault boi. Thumbs up to fellow vault bois.

[@totmgsrockxd9900]

I see you Bro, the Greedy vault Boy And then the Lone Wanderer, A KID, completely nukes you to absolute oblivion.

[@Elyseon]

Since the Guardian of Forever is a thing, as seen in Fallout 2, we need to get all the protagonists together.

[@sebastianm7643]

What if Piper’s max affinity quest was her going home and finding out that Nat is a synth

[@floridaball4896]

That would be fucked up, perfect for old school fallout

[@BlaqueButterfly51]

I love this idea!!!!

[@ReflectionOfPerfection]

Technically her quest is Wolf In Sheep's Clothing at the end.

[@nostalgianotes-]

You mean finding out that Nat is dead & has been replaced by a synth. That wouldn’t be Nat at all it would be Nat’s killer.

[@babayagonetta1920]

Yeah I didn't need my heart anyways--

[@Sp3llmen]

Until the day I die, Piper will always be my favorite fallout character. Also love how correct she was about the institute. Everyone wanted to look away and act like things were fine but it wasnt. Loved it

[@TheCitedAviator]

Rain: *exists* Piper: did it get hot in here?

[@midorithefestivegardevoir6727]

Rain: I'm steamy ;)

[@TheRavioler]

Settlement: EXISTS Preston Garvey: There's a settlement in need of our help

[@Keyfur91]

Well to be fair this IS the Fallout universe so for all we know it could be very warm rain.

[@jeffbryant792]

R̶A̶V̶I̶O̶L̶I̶ luckily as the general I sent him to Canada

[@tempusmars6272]

Ahh that's just the Acid rain talking, don't worry about it.

[@ffflustered9qr]

44:47 "Well, yeAAhh" That was truly amazing voice work.

[@glennhooker2762]

yEAHhHhh

[@hshawnynvr970]

Deacons weird ass creepin at 50:35

[@diothethotslayer1451]

Yay im not the only one who saw

[@joebolding7221]

You take that back. Deacon is the common wealths lord and savior.

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

H I D E A C O N

[@coletrainhetrick]

The rule is half your age plus 7 so he's way fucking off.

[@Kaospyro]

It took me a minute to realize he was back there.

[@monkeytime9851]

The next game needs the ability to bring 2 companions, so they can have party banter like in Dragon Age. We don't see nearly enough of the companions talking to each other.

[@SciFiUncensored]

Mass Effect

[@alternativename-18h]

Dawgmeat

[@monkeytime9851]

@@alternativename-18h Doesn't say much.

[@KushiKolt]

"Too bad we can't make it a threesome" Sole Survivor Hated That

[@Zer0Burn0]

I would've loved to have conversations with companions where you disapprove of THEIR actions. Especially with Cait.

[@thartiustheslayerofthots7088]

I wish you could have multiple companions

[@imanerdxd3355]

@@thartiustheslayerofthots7088 mod

[@NoraNekos7]

@@Zer0Burn0 Yep. Would be cool to try and make Cait, for example, less of an asshole (stop her from disliking SOME good choices). Or make Danse MORE of an asshole

[@davel9252]

@@NoraNekos7 Complete Cait's personal quest.

[@silverfoxdelta290]

thinking about it now, piper and nick would make a great team. nick can investigate and solve cases and piper can write about them... if she leaves out her own bias.

[@chummyweevil3948]

Yeye or if she absolutely has to have here own bias integrated into the paper it should be a section at the end that has both Nick's and piper's view on what they did

[@litlitten4207]

Someone should make this a web comic

[@ralexcraft990]

@@litlitten4207 The Valentine Occurences

[@samhillbrook4606]

It's hinted at that that exact thing has happened at least once.

[@andthenyouvaporize5631]

But like...she was right about McDonagh. Wasn't really bias more like manipulation to dig the truth into the population if you think about it 🤔

[@Arman-ch5vi]

Piper and detective were really characters that you believed were real. They did great job voicing

[@LaChicanitaLinda]

You mean Nick??

[@Arman-ch5vi]

@@LaChicanitaLinda no i meant detective

[@ReflectionOfPerfection]

@@LaChicanitaLinda Yes he means Nick....the fool.

[@QualityPen]

@@LaChicanitaLinda Haven’t you heard you shouldn’t name your toaster?

[@caplxrd3541]

@@QualityPen I call my toaster bae and invite her to nice baths

[@DreamDaddie]

I love that Cathy, John the Barber’s mother, is just standing almost next to the ‘No Smoking’ sign just puffing away

[@OneReallyGrumpyJill]

The fact that Piper sounds hopeful about Insitute if you romance her is actually a very good choice on Bethesda's part.

[@aros0018]

Frankly that hopefulness about the Institute makes me suspect that the Institute replaced Piper with a synth in that ending. What better way to have more of the Commonwealth's support than by having one of its most vocal critics appear to slowly warm up to them?

[@jmpm-tz1so]

@@aros0018 i dont think your subordinates would replace your lover just because she doesnt like them

[@cybernexus4233]

@@aros0018 i mean she knows blue. So her trusting makes sense

[@ReflectionOfPerfection]

The Institute Ending is basically you taking control. If you played the game as a babyface, your companions basically are like "I hope you know what you're doing." Piper and Nick are pissed but still give you the benefit of the doubt.

[@valtontony826]

@@jmpm-tz1so they would, they definitely would

[@hoovy2319]

50:34 Deacon: “This is a warm and touching moment. I’m gonna watch.”

[@damoklessword5585]

She never went to university for any of this, yet Publick Occurences is still well within the ranks of our current gutterpress in terms of credibility and journalistic integrity. I'd say, she's doing pretty well.

[@Skyblade12]

I'd say it's far superior. Piper would never bury a story because it doesn't match her agenda. Nor would she keep pushing a story that was shown to be false. Piper believes that the truth is what saves people. Not the media.

[@generalgrievous2202]

I mean its better than buzzfeed then again everything is better than buzzfeed

[@mollybennett3291]

general grievous unless it’s buzzfeed unsolved. Then it’s not trash.

[@michaeljester6073]

Agreed

[@SweepTotato]

"I swear. I'm not a Simp! Don't shoot! For God's sakes, we're family!" - Riley Toretto, 2021

[@mermaidgirl0075]

50:35 DEACON IS STALKING BLUES “LOVE LIFE”

[@itzcat288]

Mermaidgirl007 omg 😂

[@totmgsrockxd9900]

"What the--!? I KNOW IT'S YOU, DEACON!! BEGONE WITH YOU!!"

[@titustyrannosaurus276]

The hard stare tho

[@cheezekeke3951]

Deacon: Hey. That pretty good

[@lilmao4482]

He’s just.. B|

[@UR2SL0]

When you watch 1hr and 18mins of great content, commentary without hearing shouting or memes, awesome video. Subbed.

[@jacksteele2420]

lol cough cough pyrocinical

[@bologna3048]

Welcome to the club, you'll quickly learn to love Ox as much as we do lol he injects nothing but love into the Fallout series and it's hard not to fall in love with it all over again after watching a few of his videos.

[@Jackson-sv6dz]

Jack Steele all hail pyro

[@ineedtowait90daystochangem35]

SHREK HAS SWAG MINECRAFT SEX ANIMATION WITH SHIBE DOGE WHILE SMOKING WEED

[@eevee2962]

Juan Urquizo (spams memes and annoying crap)

[@Dorime3619]

"Facts can be deceiving. Rumors, true or false, are often revealing" - Hanz Landa, Inglorious Basterds. I think this way of thinking could be applied to Piper too

[@baker90338]

“The smartest lie is not one by deception, but by omition.” -arch warhammer, false gods summary part 2

[@johnsmith-yf8vx]

fucking love that movie .

[@Maddoktor2]

Piper falls in love with you harder than any other, including Cait who really goes head-over-heels for you. Basically, you're Cait's saviour, but you're Piper's Idol to worship if you wipe out the Institute.

[@NH-wg1sl]

The voice actor really did great work. Piper is so lively because of her. I spent more than 400 hours in the game, almost done my second play-through, and Piper is still my favorite. I want to hear all her lines, so I rarely switch to other companions.

[@howaboutsomesoyfood]

that's one thing I liked about this game. the voice acting was a lot better than 3 and new vegas.

[@warlordsquerk5338]

@@howaboutsomesoyfood Me too. Piper, Nick, Cait, Preston, Curie and others. So much great stuff. Only voice acting I remember I really liked in Fallout 3 (haven't tried expansions yet) is for Fawkes and Liberty Prime. I guess the rest weren't bad per say I just... didn't really feel anything most of the time.

[@srgzachattack1594]

@@howaboutsomesoyfood yeah it also got rid of the shitty cnd system and stupid level caps

[@Prototype-wd1qv]

I swear oxhorn has become my favorite person to listen to on KZbin

[@MarceloBrizuelaWPG]

Same here 👍

[@Flapjack406]

The channel is just so damn wholesome. I keep returning to Fallout 3 and 4 (and, before I started watching, I felt like Fallout was more Elder Scrolls Lite that anything...how wrong I was) because he makes the world feel rich, deep, and truly alive. Good on ya, dude.

[@thelionskiln]

YES! That voice is like none other. I would add that his narration is getting better and better, and it was already great. Thanks, Oxhorn, we love watching you!

[@rrperez8640]

omg same

[@unhinged135]

What about Buzz Light... I meant Paladin Danse?

[@norwegiantactician]

Good one. He does look like Buzz though haha.

[@assadawutpetchlam4279]

Outstanding

[@fumarc4501]

Isaac I can't see Dominguez I’m looking forward to that profile, but I’m pretty sure that ties into the “Blind Betrayal” video.

[@kilroy3446]

Buzz lightyear and his synth lover woody

[@kenirainseeker539]

I remember reading somewhere that Buzz Lightyear actually served as inspiration for Danse...don't quote me on that though

[@srtman04]

Piper is my absolute favorite companion. I love how she calls me by a nickname and is completely loyal. I took her with me on the final mission of the game, best decision ever.

[@fallenangel8X]

OMG IT'S THE BEARD! Never thought I'd get to see this legendary hero in action.

[@amaevingketchup]

A video on Piper AND a Beard playthrough?! I think I may be in Heaven

[@brian.phillips1985]

the beead

[@blunthonesty8633]

When I first met Piper I quickly took a liking to her. In my eyes if she pissed off a politician she must be pretty great.

[@peanutmadcow416]

I had her in the end game she was well worth the romance option

[@samhillbrook4606]

My metric for determining if someone is cool have you pissed off someone in power? If yes, then cool.

[@toastyidk.1176]

And she has a dumpster truck ass

[@Knightmage_elf]

"you got enough supplies to keep the Diamond City store stocked for a whole month?" me with deep pockets, calibrated shocks, and lightweight mods: *carrying around a colossal f**kton of crap*

[@mrfallout4138]

Piper is my favorite character. I always pick Piper, unless I go to Nuka World. I choose Dogmeat if I go to Nuka World, cuz Dogmeat won't hate me.

[@GNOLEB]

I’m always so amazed by how Piper’s animations even though they aren't the best. I like that she’s only character the have animations that fits what’s shes saying. The other npcs just stand there and move their shoulders and head a little

[@GwynethFaeleneThatOneWierdo]

Javen Agreed!

[@childrenofcod5866]

she was showcased as the poster girl companion for fallout 4, they had to make her more flamboyant and personalized. Its a marketing trick, its a lie of omission in a way.

[@AJ-oy1qq]

It said that they used pipers opening scenes as an animation test

[@KotaroKoala]

It’s almost like Bethesda actually put effort into something.

[@OldGeezerGaming337]

I could be mistaken but i gave her eyeglass, so she would look a little more nerdy. It seemed she would adjust them from time to time as part of her idle animations.

[@preyasmanthedemopan2854]

Honestly, her report on if the institute wins doesn't sound as much of "Piper having faith in us" as it does like she's heartbroken and defeated, the boogieman won and now there's nothing anyone can do about it, it sounds more like she's trying to cope with that reality and is praying we don't leave the Commonwealth worse off for it. it honestly gave me chills thinking of it like that.

[@dataportdoll7918]

"What hole did they drag you out of? Southie?" Savage, Cathy, savage.

[@BearWith_You]

I don't tell anyone I'm from Vault 111 and I wad frozen but for some reason everyone already knows, I don't get it

[@theanthropologuy]

@@BearWith_You hmm Deacon saw you leave, so I guess he told people?

[@praetorian4922]

8:21 “You holding up blue?” *8:44** changes clothes* “Dont know what you’re talking about Piper!”

[@ralexcraft990]

She'll still call you blue because of the Pipboy

[@tomhills400]

You're literally the only person in the world who's voice I can listen to for hours. Good video Ox.

[@kyle_allen8241]

Tom 12023 Same

[@stampli3251]

So true

[@pstonekiller]

He should work on the news he is good ! Nice voice!

[@ChamplainValleyRailSnapshots]

It's like a KZbin Morgan Freeman.

[@filbert541]

The only other youtuber who could do that is LEMINNO

[@rage_2000]

*Piper:* you’re a synth bc you eat noodles *McDonough:* well no, but actually yes

[@tugalord]

Top 10 conspiracy theories that were actually correct.

[@dodgedemonsrtx]

@tugalord how would she looks like if she was an Asian or black ?

[@xander2698]

The Piper Video Drinking Game Take a shot every time oxhorn says "journalism" or "newspaper"

[@kickasspeanuts]

Me 5 seconds into the video: *passes out and absolutely decks myself because of how many times Ox said those 2 words*

[@sparrowhogue8496]

(insert GTA's "WASTED" sound here) XD

[@shuckeegaming]

I'll do you one better: Take a shot everytime Ox says Piper or mentions Piper.

[@kinyon2555]

Jrod Jrod you take that back right now!

[@TamiyaRyouko]

You are going to get higher than the high ground

[@Not_Mondokat]

This is a great entry. People have been begging for a Piper video by Oxhorn for a long time, and this is a great example of him hitting a homerun. We ask, he delivers. Ox, keep it up.

[@bologna3048]

50:00 in "GO AWAY DEACON THIS IS A PRIVATE CONVERSATION!" lol he's just standing back there staring at you with a broom and they say Piper's the snoop.

[@Charlie-js8rj]

Oh wow yeah you see him when its the sole survivor's turn to speak. Nice catch

[@milky_wayan]

I saw him randomly and starting cackling

[@victorylane2377]

Rewatching this because I love her voice acting when you choose the institute. It seems so genuine. I can't stomach choosing the institute when I play so I'm thankful for this video. :)

[@derekvonkeszycki8210]

anyone else notice disguised Deacon watching them at 50:30

[@seelie3009]

Omg yes XD

[@Thankyouforyoursupport]

Derek von Keszycki eagle eyes

[@drinkyourwater1039]

Holy shit Deacon wtf

[@daddy8884]

Rooster Mad ad victoriam

[@blxdegenix3083]

Rooster Mad fire for effect on the prydwen

[@PHAZER99]

One thing that bothers me about Piper is that, When you first initially meet her she has a number of unique animations that only get used once. A lot of personality can be expressed in body language but she just looks, walks and talks like every other NPC

[@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace]

Luis Gonzalez Agreed, I have no idea why Bethesda still insist on using their Frankenstein engine because the poor thing is really really dated. I feel like Bethesda expects Modders to do most the heavy lifting.

[@StinkyPoopyMcFartFace]

Luis Gonzalez True, but then there's also mods that help with the frame rate issues; few effect how things look. At least it's not the Creation Club though!

[@daddy8884]

She was replaced by a synth

[@Warhamer116]

It's too bad all animations have to be pre-baked due to engine limitation, thus limiting the number of unique animations. No on the fly animation like in say witcher 3, where the engine can basically animate half the animation on the fly based off vague instructions.

[@wholesome_masochist4113]

Hell, even Danse has such an animation when he first puts his helmet on

[@ΚώνσταντινοςΖωγράφος-χ4ξ]

1:10:00 watching you trying to kill that deathclaw with a 10mm pistol was painful.

[@owehreal]

I had to do this before

[@jmpm-tz1so]

Killed two like that, trust me id takes at least 200 rounds

[@st0rm__916]

I did that too, only I think it was legendary.

[@chiffoncakeandtea]

Hey, the legendary 10mm pistol deacon gives you in one mission (libertador, liberator? I don't remember) is pretty good if you build your character the right way.

[@madskills6387]

I did once, found one low level (not the one in Concord) and my best gun was an auto AP 10mm pistol and I just had make do.

[@EmshrebleArt]

I never looked into piper too much and thought she was just some random character you can take as a companion but here I not only learned that piper's story is interesting but I learned that all companions have a tale to tell

[@PlebNC]

Piper: "I wasn't about to let him get away with murder." Eyebot: "EXCUSE ME! COMING THROUGH!"

[@johnsmith-yf8vx]

i hate it when that happens ?

[@juanbustamante4445]

john smith, I do to. I. Do. To.

[@callmepoki]

Let’s be honest, Pipers journalism isn’t as bad as modern day NEWS talking about video games or KZbinrs

[@KingofDiamonds117]

Her journalism got people killed though...

[@tiredtape9666]

King of Diamonds so did modern day news

[@epion660]

white male youtuber: plays game Media: oh god, he's mass rape shooting them!

[@daddy8884]

**Cough** **Cough** daily mail

[@daddy8884]

King of Diamonds not real people

[@huntclanhunt9697]

Yellow Journalism is 90% of modern day journalism.

[@eof6270]

The rest is just straight up propaganda.

[@deviantarsenal]

@@eof6270 your profile name fits modern day journalism perfectly!

[@glprime2814]

I'd say it's 99.9% political propaganda, with the other 0.1% being tabloid bs

[@Saturn369-i1b]

no, I'd say it's 100% of journalism today. not a single one of those fucking parasites is honest about anything. I'd trust an ex con more than a journalist

[@huntclanhunt9697]

@@Saturn369-i1b Idk. There's a couple smaller ones that I'd say are decent. All the big names are trash though.

[@eyesack6845]

guy: literally eats noodles piper: kinda sus ngl

[@noahtylerpritchett2682]

🤣

[@spacemarine9144]

You're so SUSSY I KNOW you took my synth component!

[@ReflectionOfPerfection]

Sad part was she was right.

[@ps3master72]

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