"keep the hardwood and try and lose some weight" lol. i'm so funny
@shamanenrique12 күн бұрын
are you going to make a POV video after she reads your comment?
@D4RKBRU7312 күн бұрын
I love that you were literally *rattling* your Razer (Deathadder) mouse, which carries the name of a snake like all of their product lines I think you just invented the new *Rattlesnake* product line for Razor 🤣
@johncodmore12 күн бұрын
Hah, you should pretend stumble and throw your drink over his Missis, "But there were four steps!"
@farooq920912 күн бұрын
lol at "story is leading to commentary, ok?" 😂😂😂
@davidsmith899712 күн бұрын
I think that was a very skilled weaving of WoT commentary, life stories, financial advice, and marital counselling!
@diatonicdelirium174312 күн бұрын
Long time ago we had a contractor survey an extension to our house, only about 30m2 but with some added connections from the house to the garage. They came in with an estimate of $80k for a (then) $240k house! I put my foot down and we didn't go ahead, instead we moved to a much bigger house in a better neighborhood. My wife to this day is very glad she convinced me of that ;) The power of perception my friends.
@fluffycolt560812 күн бұрын
The stomping rhino got me this time claus gg
@TandemSix12 күн бұрын
That's a Razer mouse, one of the expensive ones. Also, your 3 steps story is the most "1st world problem" story I have ever heard 😂
@wretchedexcess165412 күн бұрын
Claus! They are making fun of and being mean to me in the comments! Make them stop!!! 🤣
@joncox257212 күн бұрын
Ya, when you're out fishing you shouldn't dwell on a lost step.
@victorduffy445912 күн бұрын
I never want to be the three step guy.
@treadheadpete477012 күн бұрын
Have a funtastic day everybody!
@generalpublic374412 күн бұрын
Claus's tale about raising the backyard reminds me of Lord Grade's quote, who financed the film 'Raising the Titanic,' saying it would have been cheaper to lower the Atlantic!
@kylestoddard288112 күн бұрын
To answer your question: "If mama ain't happy, nobody's happy."
@victorduffy445912 күн бұрын
I've always hated that. Mama can kiss my ass.
@Quenstar12 күн бұрын
Has your friend ever heard of a ramp? A nice, gentle slope into the back yard with no steps to trip the wife.
@jack-xf6il12 күн бұрын
Thanks Claus - take it one step at a time!
@ScottCrouse12 күн бұрын
Kinda like your wood panel and mirror at the cottage? Works just fine hahaha. My bathroom still has a working mirror, with etched peacocks on the end, the 70's called and want their style back :). Same, use it until it dies and listen to the wife complain how everything needs to be updated (but it still works dear), I am expecting her to drive a hammer through it any day.
@josephna440312 күн бұрын
The 1st guy Didn't win...He didn't carry the Stupids...So he has an "L" on his forehead! - Bob
@randystiles23012 күн бұрын
LMAO
@robbyrocksoo12 күн бұрын
Tell me about it. What started out as a small leak under the kitchen sink, slowly turned into a whole new kitchen. We had a small leak from the a small fixture at the bottom of the sink, but they didn't sell those types anymore, so I had to bet a whole new sink, and might as well get a new tap too. It's only a small counter top the sink is on, and the cupboards are really dated, plus it would be nice to have a plug in moved for the coffee pot. So holy shit, let's just rip out the whole kitchen and start from scratch, so that's what we did.
@anoobisthelost211012 күн бұрын
Pretty cool looking maracas you got there Claus
@goldrush25512 күн бұрын
It takes real virtuoso like Claus to seamlessly connect story of 3 steps to 3 shots! Also I totally agree on (not)changing things that are functional. People are RARELY content with what they have or situation they're in. They always want to change the outside world - the world that they will be FINALLY happy. They will do anything to not feel the reality or emotions inside.
@randy699912 күн бұрын
I had a friend of mine awhile back that was bitching that his ball mouse keeps quitting on him. Went over took the bottom off and cleaned out the lint. He then proceeded to get the other three mouses from his closet that had the same issue.
@trfatman12 күн бұрын
Your friend with the new kitchen cabinets didn't tell you, but the first thing his wife did after the new cabinets were installed was to go buy new china and flatware to put in the new cabinets.
@perasima653311 күн бұрын
I love you Claus, don't ever change xD
@boon466512 күн бұрын
New cupboards…. Means new plates 😂… it’s a insidious domino effect 😂
@nubbyg909612 күн бұрын
3 shot= Italian beauties
@nicomeier809812 күн бұрын
Your fishing buddy's wife sounds like a red flag.
@kenmayo690612 күн бұрын
Great video 😂
@curiousgeorge599212 күн бұрын
I don't know how you can miss it unless you're being funnily.Sarcastic that they're not getting the wood that they need😅
@2tone20912 күн бұрын
AY UP CLAUS
@36stevemack12 күн бұрын
It’s a foolish man that throws away a sharp axe
@stevenglazier597712 күн бұрын
i waited the whole game for the Maus to show up before i realized you are talking about a mouse. Ah... you fooled me.
@Fr33Zone12 күн бұрын
love you brother
@newdoggproductions12 күн бұрын
I'd recommend Red Dragon mouse and keyboard. Totally anecdotal, but I love mine, I did replace the mouse with a newer version after 5 years of heavy use though and have had the new one for 3 years now with no issues.
@rustynail636312 күн бұрын
What we call, keeping up with the Joneses on this side of the pond. Which leads to, have wife, must work, which in turn leads to divorce, if you have any sense :))
@offpherj788412 күн бұрын
I worked for a contractor that bought a new truck because, he had a flat tire! True story...
@alex.mielus12 күн бұрын
I think that's called money laundering :))
@geeussery884912 күн бұрын
I got a ball mouse and I love it. Makes arty play a lot better and since I have gotten used to it I believe it to be a improvement. Good day Claus.
@watchtower487012 күн бұрын
Sounfs like someone needs to get a stair-stepper and a treadmill.
@seamusbyrne782012 күн бұрын
They're out on the patio.
@brien65612 күн бұрын
Those stories are testement to,. some men will do anything to try and keep thier wives from nagging at them,.the thing is,.. the wives will find something new to continue the circle. Lmao
@billwalker950912 күн бұрын
So much for a quick story...
@godzilla559912 күн бұрын
The second story...right when you got to "we can raise the yard a foot" I was like "welp,this is gonna be expensive" Far as your mouse goes...spend $15 and get a vertical type mouse,they're comfortable,really all I have now
@phlashtheband493912 күн бұрын
I have the Razer-Basilisk V2. Yours is wireless model. I like it, works good!
@johnathansaegal315612 күн бұрын
07:30 ... open up the mouse and see if the rattling part has just slipped out of a snap-connection. Mice are pretty simple and easy to fix. You lose nothing by taking it apart to see what part is not connected.
@Manchester777912 күн бұрын
Razors are great mice - just take it apart and take the broken bit falls out and you'll be fine 🐭
@michaelkallekarlsson577712 күн бұрын
Premium sorted "dirt" ffs
@joshstocks612912 күн бұрын
Personally I love the Logitech m705, its lasted maybe 15 years with great battery life and it’s like $30. Also has macros which are great for the WOT minimap adjustments
@220ox712 күн бұрын
I remember back in the day when one would have to take the ball out of the the mouse and scrap the lint and dust that would accumulate in certain areas of the mouse ball lol. Or the mouses that had the ball on top that you moved with your thumb instead of actually moving the mouse. Dang it all to heck I've gotten old. LMFAO
@teridacktaljones455311 күн бұрын
My dream would be for Kellerman and Jorden Peterson sit down together for an hour.
@LeChickenRanch9 күн бұрын
Keep the mouse. It's not even ready for a fix.
@jgold281312 күн бұрын
hello all comment
@andrzejdemski598011 күн бұрын
Rare "Babylon 5" Wolverine shows up :)
@paulfountain136412 күн бұрын
I'd of built them a ramp and dumped the steps. Doesn't sound like she appreciates their benefit...
@paulfountain136412 күн бұрын
Incase she reads that, it's just silly boys pretending to be funny. 'It don't mean nothing man.'
@jeffms506812 күн бұрын
Hey Claus - It appears you've discovered one of the Immutable Universal Precepts: the initial size of a wife's project always expands to coincide with the size of the family savings account plus 10% (this is a subset of Boyle's Gas Law, which states that gas expands to fill the available volume). And a (really) OLD movie - B&W from 1948) - follows this Law with excruciating (but funny) detail - "Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House." Claus' story could have been pulled right out of this movie.
@timmcgreal802412 күн бұрын
I always suspected that you were married but, like the other CCs, the spouse is never shown, but her voice may be heard. You have a nice little family Claus! GGs btw even tho' you missed them, lol!!! Take care buddy!
@erikgudmannhansen692012 күн бұрын
nice rant today in the first game about changíng ting thats work :-) keep them comming .-)
@alexanderstoyanov746412 күн бұрын
If you want a very cheap, but sturdy ordinary mouse I recommend Logitech M90 and B100. They are basically the same and from my experience you can get angry and hit them to the desk or click frantically and they'll hold for quite some while
@jamessweet534112 күн бұрын
The SPMC (Society for the Prevention of Mouse Cruelty) will be in touch with you Claus.
@wooley266612 күн бұрын
"Berk" is from Planescape, a Dungeons and Dragons game;)
@sofnsad12 күн бұрын
I am not allowed to have a wireless mouse. Wireless mice have cost me 3 screens..... I have to have one with a cord as it acts like a safe switch on a gun.
@jeffknapp709412 күн бұрын
I have the same MAUS but mine doesn't rattle. One question. Does the rattle give away your position when you are in stealth mode?
@randystiles23012 күн бұрын
Same mouse I have LOL!!!
@liam.snart.12 күн бұрын
Claus, the hardware content creator. Claus punched the mouse and voila created rattlesnake. Few more miracles alike and I may became creationist ;)
@syberfly317211 күн бұрын
I wanna tell my wife hell, no big no.😂
@20RCH12 күн бұрын
Maracas Mouse. 😂
@harrisonwickham742612 күн бұрын
i am of the same opinion i NEVER throw things away until i absolutely have to(or my wife says so lol). I am a old fart and i had parents that lived through the depression back then you never threw anything away because you may find a use for it later;guess thats why i do what i do.I have a pair of tennis shoes that have a hole in the bottom but i cover the hole from the inside with duct tape and a piece of cardboard
@gabryel0712 күн бұрын
Happy wife,happy life!
@dennisbell525112 күн бұрын
That's an urban legend a myth and will lead a man to an early grave. Content for a few hours at best.
@kevintamas716412 күн бұрын
Are you still friends after this video? I mean they should know you are talking about them. And the story doesn't let them look so good.
@kash4247911 күн бұрын
Red usually = Cedar more expensive and smells better over all....but still no need to change like you said if it's not broke why fix it.....haha...just think if she did play....what her 42,000 dollar loadout would look like....
@grimmerorochi225312 күн бұрын
buy a Logitech g502 hero,best mouse for the price,also very ergonomic and lots of side buttons and very light
@johnnynielsen300612 күн бұрын
Advice to the four-step husband... Look for a house with a three-step back porch... Or a new wife...
@curiousgeorge599212 күн бұрын
Raised the yard a few inches and lost a few personal altitude😢
@anastasijajelic329812 күн бұрын
My God Claus, you look like you just step out from the bed after long night at the bar 😄😆
@Def_01_RG12 күн бұрын
Try too open your mouse, maybe some weight things are lose. I had that onces with my mouse, i glue them back and the problem was solved. Saves some bucks there.😂
@jisa599512 күн бұрын
Redwood
@curiousgeorge599212 күн бұрын
The how many step program to be in broke and lacking sex😅
@p4radigm98912 күн бұрын
Claus, buy a Cherry XTRFY Mz1 "Zy's Rail" mouse. You will love it. I have same hands as you, best mouse I ever bought. It costs 69.- on their website. After reviewing mice for years, Zy aka Rocketjumpninja finally designed his own mouse, and it's really good. Zy is the best Quake 3 Arena player on the planet. You should of course also try to repair your old mouse, after you have a replacement anyway.
@andrewduke148912 күн бұрын
Razr makes the mouse
@ronaldderooij177412 күн бұрын
How many identical Subaru's did you buy? Two? That is even more ridiculous spending 42.000 dollars on than three steps instead of four. Granted 42000 dollar is a bit steep for one step. But 42.000 dollar for nothing extra (you can only go from A to B in one car at the time) is ridiculous.
@stephenbennett942712 күн бұрын
Happy algorithm comment
@cb339112 күн бұрын
☕😃👍
@dinobone12 күн бұрын
☕️👌
@cb339112 күн бұрын
Multiplayer matchmaker sucks today
@cb339112 күн бұрын
I hate changing things that work also
@cb339112 күн бұрын
No no it took 3 yrs for her to approve how he did it, so he said fuck it, ...☕😉👍
@cb339112 күн бұрын
Bro, yep.
@jjorvik106612 күн бұрын
I agree, making costly decisions to your house just to stay in step with current trends is ridiculous, especially if what your changing is perfectly serviceable. That said, buy a new damn mouse already, cheapskate! If you want to keep your current mouse, mount it on a stick and call it a maraca.
@tedspeed333812 күн бұрын
6:29 Isnt that the thing from the Sicilian flag?
@JoeSteffy193212 күн бұрын
That's a Razor mouse.
@jenst19011 күн бұрын
diside i have a big cat i always have more than 2 mouses in the hause claus hehe
@craciuns12 күн бұрын
@ClausKellerman Does your mouse not have too many buttons?😂
@jeffms506812 күн бұрын
Thanks! DUDE! You make gaming videos for a living. A broken mouse will simply NOT DO IT! Based on the logo, looks like you have a wired Razor DeathAdder. Current version "V3" @ $54 (US) on Amz. I favor Logitech, so how about the wired G502 X at $59 (US) @ Amz. Suit yourself but here's some cheese for that new mouse of choice.
@ClausKellerman9 күн бұрын
Thanks so much for your support buddy! I will invest in a new mouse!
@Centr10z12 күн бұрын
I refused to buy that brand of mouse, so many problems buying more than I needed to, but after I purchased the HyperX mouse no more problems, just saying.
@turkeybaster624712 күн бұрын
Claus you should quit using your mouse as a piggy bank 😂 Keep up the good work!
@curiousgeorge599212 күн бұрын
Any assistance would be appreciated to help. Put me in more direct contact with Edison motors to be able to invest and even possibly drive for that guy. His company etc very impressive. Would appreciate a shout out across-the-board there back and forth Thanks.😊
@rofin200812 күн бұрын
I think Claus has started drinking again 😅
@josiptijanic738912 күн бұрын
Mouse's made WG ffs😂
@russwoodward825112 күн бұрын
Oh shit. You're on Patreon? Wait, I just went to Patreon and found I've been giving you money for months. Doh. Did you all know that comments can help the algorithm choose who Claus' videos are recommended to? A lot of comments can boost exposure for CCs. So if you've found that you've commented more than once on a Claus video, just leave the extra comments. Thanks again Claus.
@jameslanning840512 күн бұрын
Was the man's wife smiling while he was twitching under the new light? Tell him she better lose some weight. 'Or the next lump of money he spends can be to get her a forklift!' LOL! On another note, I notice my computer mouse sounds like a baby rattle too, after it 'falls,' onto the desktop, at a slightly slower speed than sound!
@donaldakin252612 күн бұрын
Claus...really like the regular schmo ...schmow ? or is an "e" on the end "? Fuck it. But yeah...regular player with a good game is fun to watch. Much like myself I think most of your disciples are just regular players. Keep it up. All of that other 3 step 4 step , broken mouse cause you smashed it...etc. It doesnt matter what I think because your going to do it anyhow ( you will be you and it would be impossible to ever change that) so whatever the fuck. Great show Claus. You get better at this every year. Never miss it.