CLIP: PORTIONS, DUDE!? No Thanks - Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

[@stephenroberts7362]

"Literally lied to me in this small room" comedy genius

[@nelf4830]

Lol .. this is Gold. So European !

[@kellen_mcsmellin]

It's so much better being able to see his facial expressions. Such passion.

[@rocketpower67]

is like a muppets show

[@melissaj4469]

Kellen Dooley If you're watching Chris and you can even see his eyebrows, is it even worth it?

[@EnjoyerofYoutube]

GIMME THAT...TOO. Portions. Come on, dude. I mean REALLY!

[@friendofWangYu]

i cracked up when he stalled and said “too” xD

[@OutdoorBlues]

Alex Kessler this is the exact moment I started to go into the comments. Good timings mate

[@LoseCTRL61]

This is the funniest man alive

[@metalmanny666]

LoseCTRL61 true story. AND no drugs & alcahol required.

[@stevencocky19]

Ive never heard my eating habits described so well before.

[@liamdmcinerney]

GIVE ME ALL THE TASTE

[@HeathenArtifex]

HOW MUCH .............DDDDIIIIDDDDD YOOOOUUUUU MAAAKKKKEEE ?

[@MrCTruck]

JustaSECFilms that’s mine

[@GASM0N]

2:34 wtf lmao

[@melissaj4469]

Goose He pauses for so long in his podcast

[@MrBrianMandl]

Lmao I know I always have to check my phone and make sure I didn't accidentally turn it off

[@rorybray7356]

GASMON 😂

[@angelheart678]

Baby here, reporting for duty.

[@Hogboy345]

Our fearful leader will take us to the promised land.

[@starrgummy]

lets get that log cabin, 4reeeal

[@sloridehikes]

Chris is just great! Love this

[@metalmanny666]

First Name damn, you're sexy.

[@Podcastage]

I wish this did sum up my eating habits so perfectly.

[@seanp4285]

i love that the clips are green and the full podcasts are yellow. genius thanks makes it so convenient

[@cryandil6877]

I love this bit

[@azdarksonal]

Did he just say he's not done inviting people into his mouth?

[@punkrokr283]

"dirty succ from a female lawyer" had me sobbing

[@MrPauliglotta]

"Give me that too" lol

[@martinsun3654]

Chris you're The Stand Up artist of the Generation Y Period .

[@pseudopink]

for some reason, this clip has made me laugh so hard. and ive heard every cast

[@jakemoyers]

This made me laugh so fucking hard. Chris nails this

[@putuprockfist]

19 seconds....addicted

[@Christinax1211]

Haha!!! The steam sound came out my mouth😂 You know what i'm talking about! 🤣

[@valeriedelacruz8423]

I’ve never related to something more

[@zackjacobson1987]

It's good to have nights like that man

[@ZayFai]

I want to see Chris do a food review 😂😂

[@helvegen5]

This is pure comedic gold

[@imgravey]

Im dying of laughter at 6am.. Damnit Chris I love you

[@TheAutomotiveKid]

At first I thought you meant like an actual huge dirty sock that you would crawl into. I thought, “damn. That’s pretty fucking gross.” *Chris high pitch laugh*

[@melissaj4469]

How much did you MAAKE? My fav

[@starrgummy]

we gotta save up for the log cabin

[@jenniferrodriguez8132]

This was so spot on hahaha. SUBSCRIBED

[@camieb4252]

Im so glad I watched this 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I know we get em on tuesday but all day monday I constantly refresh waiting for the one just hoping itll pop up

[@SLCclimber]

This is....amazing.

[@SLCclimber]

Now THAT was an epic monologue.

[@angelararara6350]

What an epic clip.

[@16handsoffunfunfun]

The portion size for pasta is ridiculous. It's like 1/2 cup of DRY pasta! And that will be like 200 calories.

[@colty__]

Lost it at 1:20 😂😂 I just wanna be an elder.

[@Guerrillablackdog]

I've eaten a whole box of chocolate chip cookies on my own. Like, the freshly baked ones from the nearby bakery they sell in plastic containers. Worth it.

[@rosebud009]

I hope you don't mean recently cause that's upsetting

[@CaptainBeefheart90]

S’free cunsh

[@thomassmith2891]

I’ve shown this to at least 10 people in the last 2 hours

[@captianv3032]

PORTIONS😂😂😂😂😂 same...

[@reneevilla86]

Lmfao this is gold! I can relate to everything except the dirty suck 😂😂😂

[@vitocorleone1462]

Whenever I’m starving I always say “how much did you make”

[@barry0810]

“Gimme allll the taste”

[@baloog8]

The icecream must have an interesting mouthfeel..

[@yaxray]

Where can I get that tee

[@yaxray]

Legend

[@yaxray]

Holy shit dude 😭

[@coshannon]

TOO!!!

[@deezuschrist]

*Of course I'm all torn...I'm driving a Porsche over the floor boards over to four ports. While you're in the ford taurus getting an abortion and divorce at the same time as harrison ford.*

[@UpUpBobby]

You're usin' way too many napkins...BAPKINS

[@nateone6632]

I heard this the other day and can only think of this video now... For the rest of my life I'll think of this when i overeat

[@lemonpeel1410]

Same 🤣 do u still think about it 8 months late?

[@salsacardone]

Lmao. This reminds me of a time where we trying to get a birthday cake for someone, and they were like, how much should we get? Half a sheet? I was fucking dead. Half a sheet? Bitch. Just buy a FUARKING CAKE GOTTDAMMMNITTT!

[@wrstlck]

2:14💀😭

[@liambaumann9883]

Chris "give me the flavor" d'elia

[@80lemon80]

Can we get the camera to just cut in real close when chris says things like "what?" Or "huh?" Or "da fuck?"

[@ubersheep6517]

Middle of season 3 lmao

[@marcosgarza5587]

Chris is a beast yo ....if he dropped a rap album I'd buy (not just stream) BUY two copies....one for me....one for my friend that borrows and doesn't give back

[@maliceaforethought37]

Marcos Garza he did though. Chank Smith

[@octemberfury]

6 icecream sandwiches is just like a decent size bowl of icecream and 12 slim cookies. S'no biggie.

[@robprendergast1722]

Eating so much that you start a series on season 3 episode 5..

[@trillsouthernpimp]

this and this cigarette is making me feel

[@jake__w_thompson]

god this is incredible

[@branexotic8822]

Hey Chris, Me again.... Just waiting for a youtube video....

[@coyarceflores]

I love him ❤

[@johnjohnson8700]

We need to be piging out in a log cabin.

[@barbaramedina8816]

I am like this, but I can't stay skinny like you, Mr Chris, Father, Sir

[@CosmicFuzzFM]

wait.. what's a dirty suck?

[@Guerrillablackdog]

A dirty _SUCC_

[@rianna3543]

whole box. easy.

[@FoulLuck]

It’s crazy he’s never done drugs. He’d love them

[@moonbull3137]

Had to buy some Oreo ice cream sandwiches 🤷‍♂️

[@nateone6632]

6 ice cream sandwiches isn't any worse than eating a bunch of candy or tub of ice cream or any other giant amount of food... everyone's done that unless you have any issue

[@DiamondHandsEy]

You sound like the ice cream taster haha

[@FukinJESSEyo]

AERATE IT......Hit that top note, give him all the damn taste, shoulda had one more then nine..... That’s a ten!

[@joshdavies6715]

PORTIONS?!? FUCK PORTIONS.

[@Mike-rt2vp]

Started at the bottom now it..... Started at the bottom now everybody's something...

[@EndlessKurtis]

I do the same but with pizza, candy, chocolate, throw some fucking burgers double Big Macs in there couple jr mcChickens. Get a little KFC well I’m at it. And end with a bucket of sorbet ice cream. Can’t go fucking wrong

[@thomasineallen4723]

Chris eats off ure plate bro straight up god dam!

[@mesiidor]

S’yummy thooo

[@roguecactus7]

Bro, eat a box then come talk to me! Stomach ache for days, though. It’s worth it. Like a Sunday with Chinese food. 👍

[@spacemanshan]

Get drunk for first time on your podcast. Good content.

[@rorybray7356]

Bridget M Hence "for the first time"

[@bjrnb9042]

6 sandwich is nothing... haven't done it, but i often will eat a full bucket of ben and jerry, and that's about the same number of kcal. ain no thang

[@BiGPiSH]

Top it Off With A Dirty Suck works with pretty much anything. You can just use that to follow anything like I flipped tv channels and got a dirty suck lol

[@ShifT818]

CREAM has delicious ice cream sandwiches

[@zionthedon7745]

Yo what is a sweet tart nass?

[@austinedwards6716]

how much did you make gimme that😂😂

[@johnshereyo6205]

No we get it!

[@xxpistolero420xx7]

fucking funny

[@jfloyo11]

2 large pizzas from dominos...one afternoon.

[@gideonamare160]

Thats whats up 🤘🏾

[@rayfletcher8759]

It's easy to think that way until like 40. That's when all the overeating can begin to wreak havoc on your health.

[@racerx9223]

Portions? How about eat until you feel good, damn...

[@mare011]

You need Patrice O'Neal to make you cry

[@scottmasih9175]

Hey Chris! Grown man here. Part baby. It would be the best, most funny, the funniest of all funniest, if you could do American idol but sing foreal. Ya know be serious about it. That would be great! Also I would like the privilege of an elder. Long time fan my dude, been through since pilot and it's getting better. Thanks!

[@ServingKant42069]

Obviously a taurus

[@edtatum3663]

Lol. Funny

[@TheBishop111]

fuck chris is funny

[@joshcoxmusic]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@samueladams5243]

This is why he doesn’t drink or do drugs

[@TheWestboom]

Lol DUDE I ate 15 in one night, did it hurt afterwards? Yes. Was it worth it? YESSHH DUDX

[@ananyochatterjee6508]

so much disrespect going on 🤣🤣

[@MachtPlays]

If Chris stops working out, he will be Joey Diaz in 10 years lol

[@Hitman89plays]

Be disrespectful!

[@Jimbo_Swaggins]

What makes for a dirty suck?

[@moddyai]

what is that

[@Jimbo_Swaggins]

That's what I'm asking. Y'cuda? Did Y'watch the vid?

[@COALEDasICE]

Jimbo_swaggins sloppy

[@matters5]

Please excuse my ignorance but he's doing a bit right? Like something that he's thought of before? There's no way someone is this witty talking out of nowhere

[@stevencocky19]

He is this witty, the unfortunate part is that it’s mostly in his podcast and not his specials