CLONE HARD

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[@wheezywaiter]

I hope you enjoy this little documentary I've been working on for a few weeks. CLONE HARD!

[@TheCatMurgatroyd]

Awesome!!!

[@maxpaisley]

Make a Sequel!!

[@davidlouwrens2766]

AMAZING!!!1

[@KarinNelson]

Awesome!

[@TheCatMurgatroyd]

***** i wanted to write that you stole my comment, but i see now that you worte it with only one ! ... so sorry for almost falsely accusing you of stealing ;)

[@robscallon]

I'm still in the kitchen... if anyone wants to help or call an ambulance or something, that, that would be really nice...

[@50doctorwho]

Hasn't Craig Moved out already?

[@LittleMoths94]

I think they already moved... sorry man

[@Tibbieman1]

Josh Richardson That was a great video. It was probably the reason they had to move.

[@firefist8511]

Sorry, phone's dead.

[@wd3185]

I would, but I have Guys in a Van for something like that.

[@Merriganmusic]

*Slowly stands up, clapping*

[@frigginboom]

Second that motion

[@sheamartin8786]

frigginboom Third. That was effing epic.

[@sheamartin8786]

Shea Martin Fourth. Beautifully done.

[@TheThirdPew]

Best thing I've ever had the pleasure of watching. I think I'll do it again.

[@thebrainscoop]

This might be the best video I've ever seen.

[@pahaha70]

Get to work on Scoop Hard, and you can change the world

[@TarnishedSilverSpoon]

"He said this book was good but it is literally a series of circular pages. I don't..." This. Is. Brilliant.

[@MineplexOfficial]

This was so epic. I thought at the end it was quiet clone who shot... I miss that guy.

[@tggt00]

Mineplex? what are you doing here??

[@maninmoon]

MINEPLEEEEX

[@anokgamer396]

let me guess he does minecraft videos?

[@voomroom8697]

Parker you watch Wheezy?

[@isabellecotton6626]

I just came back here for the first time in so long. Gotta rewatch all the classics, these videos were my whole childhood

[@JackHoward]

This was fucking great

[@duckswilltakeover]

Unnecessary swearing much...

[@RavingCats]

duckswilltakeover unnecessary butthurt much

[@duckswilltakeover]

Daniel Andrews just an observation don't worry about it

[@vanawesome]

This very well may be the best wheezy video of all time.

[@victoriakelley9462]

Yes, yes it was.

[@NovelsRoses]

Agreed! This is amazing!!

[@MichaelWarbux]

Craig, if you still have that doubt that you're just going through the motions to entertain us, just come back to this video and watch it over and over! This was awesome!

[@briannekerr7518]

Period be like "You'll get your eggs... of pain!"

[@DrPotatoSalad]

Utter perfection: the grammar, the guns, the puns, the beards. Glorious!!!

[@CallMeChato]

Okay. I've fucking subscribed. You've earned it, goddammit.

[@theOneThatUChase]

You should make a shirt with "Everybody has a guy in a van"!! Awesome job, Craig, definitely your best film so far!

[@adelewilkinsonmusic]

I really enjoyed watching this! And you got Rob Scallon as well!!!! You were all amazing in this and I love the clones!

[@madchiligameplay8388]

Good thing you happened to get this entire event from your life on camera!

[@realfoodman]

Discovering this after only knowing about recent Wheezy stuff is very strange and totally awesome.

[@youremeantomepod]

There needs to be a sequel to this. Second, bravo! I never said "First". Damn. Last, but not least, my mind feels blown & also hugged.

[@oliverforrest9242]

When you said that Jake was reading audiobooks in the van, i totally expected it to be a humorous Audible commercial... but "circular pages" had me falling out of my chair! Keep up the good work

[@frigginboom]

Don't mind me just coming back for a second viewing.

[@bethduffus5986]

I was wholeheartedly enjoying this video and then you had him try to READ audiobooks, It was so simple, so beautiful, so painlessly joyful. This is why you're great at this.

[@AwesomeTyme]

THAT WAS AMAZING.

[@Clisare]

I finally saw this! Everyone in your Vidcon Q&A was on about it! It was worth a watch, it's class!

[@KeeganWest]

Most certainly one of the best WheezyWaiter videos!!

[@fishmasterdisaster3713]

I’ve seen this probably 15 times in the past 6 years and i never noticed thats Rob Scallon

[@JoshHibberd]

Great writing. Great camera work. Great acting. Great effects. Great editing. I now demand a video like this from you, every single day. If you do not meet my expectations then … it's okay. I'll just go outside or something.

[@BurpAtTheMoon]

If anyone wonders, the shotgun is a Mossberg Airsoft Shotgun, can be bought at walmart or Airsoft retailers. Pretty cheap too and works fine (i has one).

[@stefbeer]

absolutely awesome and hilarious! all the work was totally worth it! you all did a really great job :) and i have a new favorite wheezywaiter video!

[@ApprenticeNick]

1:18 I love how you can see Coffee Clone putting the spoon in his pocket.

[@JoelKSullivan]

This was great! I especially liked seeing Michael in it.

[@bredemyrbostad2585]

Still love this

[@SpecialQue85]

You are so not getting your security deposit back on that apartment with all those bullet holes in the walls.

[@gabs2monque2shanana]

The audio book joke made me laugh so hard that I had to pause the video and take a minute. Great video as always! (:

[@mjc-12]

Wheezy Waiter is probably the best solo youtuber when it comes to video editing. Unless he has other people edit his videos... or a clone.

[@tubbstubbs.5311]

nerdcubed is better but less consistent

[@shadk89]

Tubbs Tubbs. Real life vs video games where the camera is managed with the mouse? Ok.

[@gsusfrq]

It looks like he may have had Jake help with it, since Jake does all the POPS stuff like this.

[@revelationofapencil]

i think he had help shooting but by his vlogs on wheezy news and twitter and stuff he edited mostly himself.

[@SomeoneCalledDana]

I really loved this. Not only were there multiple moments when I genuinely laughed out loud, but I was impressed by the acting and filmmaking (not to mention all those different voices)! I'll be hoping for a sequel.

[@MargaretHutz]

Holy shmolies that was awesome. You're moving, so you don't really need to clean up those bodies unless you have to get a deposit back. Does Jake do all his own stunts? The leap over the snowbank was epic.

[@faithfuljohn]

Anyone else notice that Craig managed to not only get away, but roll up the cables he was tied with and hang them nicely on the chair? (@7:54)

[@frigginboom]

This was G-damn fucking great.

[@benaaronmusic]

This is one of the best WheezyWaiter videos ever! Well done, Craig, Jake, Michael, and Rob!

[@Duckeroon]

I have never before experienced so much brilliance in such a short amount of time.

[@joshuafoley4883]

I just started watching your work. I f*ing love it. Subscribed for life. Coffee clone. What a twist.

[@TylerMayMedia]

Wow this is nothing short of amazing! Really great job to everyone who worked on this. I feel a little bit bad that I think Michael Aranda's part was the best and he did nothing haha. Great job with everything though Craig and Jake!

[@katoyukimaru]

Jake and Michael and Rob and Craig! All of them are my faves! In one video! I didn't even know that Jake and Michael knew each other.

[@gimpdoctor8362]

pfft and you thought wheezer waiter was going stale... that was fucking epic! This should be in cinemas

[@castlefactory8682]

this was one of my favorite youtube videos as a kid. still holds up!!!

[@Windowserrorsong]

Best. Video. EVER.

[@madi3546]

That was amazing. Honestly, i don't think i've seen better editing from any other youtubers. great job as always!

[@thatalbinok1d]

Loved this, deserves a lot more views

[@TakeWalker]

I just started watching this channel and I have NO IDEA what I just saw, but it made the laughter come out of my face, so it must be good.

[@davidgreen139]

>>>acting+grammarpuns==impeccable True

[@brainfreeze10]

Wow that was really good, I'm surprised you didn't hype this up more. I'd love to see more of this, it was a really nice change of pace that still kept with the feel of the channel.

[@Nekkx]

The most intense Wheezy Waiter video yet.

[@JrTheDragon01]

This is the best KZbin video I've watched in a while. Good job

[@juststeveschannel]

I'm assuming Michael's unlit cigar is a metaphor...

[@doktormabuse7329]

is it bad that i thought of freud before green?

[@doktormabuse7329]

also i don´t always respond to comments but when i do i make sure they are nice and ripe. two years is usually just about right.

[@niktoten]

@@literaturesim two years what

[@rousyboy81]

Watched it again. Just genius. So many puns and word play. Don't catch it all in one watch. Gonna have to watch it again, again, again.

[@RyTookOverTheMoon]

The real reason Craig had to move is the fact that there is clone blood and bullet holes everywhere after filming this.

[@duckswilltakeover]

Not to mention clone corpses

[@RetryAgainAgain]

I'm not going to ruin it, but that Jake's appearance+joke was the funniest idea I've been exposed to in so long. So much wit.

[@ramonaiiigh]

this was incredible.

[@blakemets7]

This video was amazing! Seriously, the best video editing and fx I've seen yet on KZbin. A quality movie stuff here Craig!

[@joescott]

No wonder Wheezy had to move out of that apartment after all that damage.

[@drew2dee2]

somehow joe scott being a longtime wheezy fan makes sense

[@danielle-palmieri]

Oh my clone, that was fantastic!! Great job, Craig! I loved this big scale production video, and hope to see more in the future! :)

[@1224chrisng]

Why does Coffee Clone buy Alligator Feed when there are Perfectly Intact Dead Clone Corpses

[@the.social.fabric]

I love love love it! The revenge clone sounds so much like Cypher from Matrix! Thank you for the best action short film thing I have ever watched wheezy, have a lovely day!

[@PontusWelin]

A truly epic story of epicness.

[@realcjcruz]

This is probably my new favorite thing you've ever done. Perfect sendoff to the apartment!

[@Quixotic1018]

Now I kinda wanna see Jake and Revenge Clone play Mario Kart on the Wheezy Gamer channel

[@thealambrix]

Hahahahaha!! I love your sense of humor!! AWESOME work!!

[@seanathin206]

You should make a "bad pun clone"

[@KBDProductionsTV]

Well done Craig! This was awesome! :D Ken

[@MAMAsb0y]

I good finally installment of WheezyWaiter in that apartment.

[@Zergbub]

Easily one of the best wheezy videos of all time

[@GetWetIBlade]

so awesome haha! I like how he did swim int eh ocean but was still dry under his arms lol

[@wheezywaiter]

I just swam with my legs. My arms were tucked to the side. It's a classic swimming technique.

[@Cuppy72]

WheezyWaiter Of course. How else could one carry a coffee maker?

[@desarso]

Seems legit

[@JarrodBaniqued]

+GWIB He has quick-dry clothes, supposedly.

[@offbeat4772]

I don't often comment on videos, but this was VERY well done. You did an amazing job and should be proud of your creation.

[@MrLittleDuck]

The second this video letterboxed I knew stuff was getting real.

[@wheezywaiter]

Letterboxing always means reality. Fact.

[@PogieJoe]

Holy crap Craig...this was well worth the wait! Amazing work to all involved!

[@100lightningbolt]

*wipes tear* that was beautiful

[@CrystalsRandomVideos]

That was amazing! I think this was my favorite episode yet. You've outdone yourself Wheezy!

[@Sporkinator]

Wow. Oh don't mind me... I'll be subscribing now.

[@TeamFlamingStones]

I misread your comment initially, thinking you said "I'll be unsubscribing", and I honestly sat there for 6 seconds just staring at the screen in shock.

[@Helgacabbage]

THAT was freaking AWESOME. Laughed so hard at Jake reading the audiobook. :D

[@CurrentlyDisconected]

10 minutes and 42 seconds of Awe fucking Some

[@DerekKlein]

I'm not sure what the best part of this was... but the fact that "they guy in the van" was not in a van was pretty great

[@BigVorst]

I got a wheezy waiter ad on a wheezy waiter video. WHAT?

[@AbigailDawning]

The bullet holes and clone deaths in this are fantastic! Jake Jarvi is fantastic!

[@asmileforpeace]

Omg i love you guys WOW that was really goooood

[@permit93]

I love the subtle pizza and mario kart PoPs reference.

[@SyllixMusic]

Wheezy. Make films. That is all.

[@brebytheway]

why is this low key a great action film like the shot at 1:02 is incredible? 😅

[@Virginiafox21]

Well _now_ we know why you had to move out of your apartment, Wheezy! To throw off revenge clone. And all the bullet holes in the walls are probably not covered by your renter's insurance.

[@ThePolkadog]

Oh man, I feel like you outdone yourself in this video. Fantastic job, Wheezy. Enjoyed it thoroughly from start to finish

[@andyynwa94]

What and absolutely fantastic video Mr. Waiter. That was actually my second attempt at commenting; the first time agonising cramp broke out in my motherfucking leg!

[@TheGalFromKalamazoo]

Hilarious! Jake was perfect! Very entertaining! !! So many lolz to be had with this video. Great job!

[@ovechkin8able]

There's always a guy in the van ahahahaaha!!

[@TheZombie13777]

ommmmggg best wheezy waiter video ever (next to the teleporting camera one)

[@StickyPistonsUnited]

No more stalling in SSX 5....

[@WillKristiansen]

I never thought I would see such a perfect combination of action, lack of coffee, and van guys. I've obviously been proven wrong.

[@MoonShoesPatty]

There is no way you're getting your security deposit back now.

[@joshuakillingsworth2910]

That was truly amazing. One of the best installments ever!

[@AraneaPush]

Oh man. There's no way you're going to get your security deposit back on that place.

[@BillMarion]

That moment you find the greatest KZbin Movie ever made, and it's been here four years.