Close Enough - Candice's Illegal Sauce Business

[@spooderlover3512]

Nice to know JG still kept the joke of spice being a substitute for drugs

[@joshrobins130]

The spice must flow.

[@karlbenito9992]

@@joshrobins130 the spice melange

[@chanchosretrogames]

Ikr

[@slyngn7847]

@@karlbenito9992 "He who controls the spice controls the playground!"

[@haydenysidro9388]

Ironically cause there is actual substance abuse in this show

[@thatguy8777]

Legit, back in 5th grade we had a whole thing around these soft drinks they used to sell at our cafeteria but the school had them pulled because too much sugar. So a bunch of 4th and 5th graders got together and started a whole soft drink mafia. Together, we made over $7000 dollars over the course of a school year. Eventually, the teacher's started to catch on, so around the end of term 2 the following year, we decided to call it quits and split the profits between the 40 of us. To this day, I never did find out what the others did with their cuts. As for me? Well, I walked away with a tidy sum of $235.67, which I used to buy my family a used ps3, MW2, Black Ops 2 and Need for Speed Carbon from a pawn shop.

[@monsterhunter66]

Did you ever need to have a student or teacher...”rubbed out”?😁😉

[@doctorwhoscpblitzkrieg770]

But do they know.. sure it's always nice to see the family happy.. and sure they never question were the money came from.. yet if they only new the life you were living.. what you were doing just for the cash.. but hay.. what do I know.

[@ynothaniruz277]

@@monsterhunter66 Oh My God you rubbed one out for your teacher?

[@thatguy8777]

@@doctorwhoscpblitzkrieg770 I used to live around the corner from a junkyard, so I told them I found some old parts and fixed one up, and the games were from my friends.

[@faresfares-ultra]

Your story Sound like a PG 13 version of mafia movie intro

[@longQ1551]

It ain’t drug dealing but it’s close enough

[@musicaleuphoria8699]

Eeeyy!

[@clwhip6745]

Banger comment

[@joseph.celajes5562]

Booo

[@rafaelmartinez9259]

@@joseph.celajes5562 *Shut*

[@rafaelmartinez9259]

@@joseph.celajes5562 jk jk

[@rexwrecks2735]

This being cancelled over Velma is a sin that can’t ever be redeemed in the eyes of God.

[@QuackZack]

THIS GOT CANCELED FOR VELMA? What a HUGE L on Max's part. Imagine cancelling a well written show for a creator self-insert Scooby Doo mockey.

[@thedogmen.]

​@@QuackZackyeah, almost seems as if the HBO executives were alergic to good shows.

[@ironhell813]

How do ppl learn this stuff? Do you all have spies in the industry or something?

[@GhostGhosterson]

Maybe more people shouldve watched this show than hate watch Velma.

[@eLite-Tiss91]

Don't worry that show got cancelled fast

[@YTIsRanByFeds]

Candice accepting 2 dimes instead if a quarter made me laugh harder than it should have

[@elmodelo101]

To her logic two coins 🪙🪙 (two dimes) should worth more than one coin 🪙 (one quarter). Lol 💸.

[@YTIsRanByFeds]

@@elmodelo101 #KidMath

[@MR-SINISTER76]

​@@elmodelo101by that logic 20 or 205 pennies should be worth the most and technicly that would be right cause pennies can we worth more the 1 cent if you melt them and sell the metal

[@brainflash1]

Everyone knows two is more than one.

[@theluckygamer10]

​@@MR-SINISTER76not only is what you said not an attack on the logic in most scenarios, but melting coins is illegal as it's a destruction of money, isn't it?

[@jeffbrehove2614]

873 dimes = $5000. I remember that logic.

[@MrRepoman197]

And not $87.30

[@dragonking1097]

Would be that much in 1938.

[@senister14]

This is why she needs help in school.

[@animanco6833]

This is why school is important.

[@daniapfel2825]

Ay Caramba !!

[@cyberwolfy37]

if my kid can hustle at that age, I would be proud.

[@justiceadams6623]

same

[@jerimypratt6194]

If your kids started hustling like this then you’re a good parent in my opinion

[@kiwichan5438]

I used to do this but on a smaller scale just a one man team

[@dragonking1097]

Honestly if I ever have kids. I’d be too.

[@GameLover45408]

Would you be happy if they start hustling drugs? Peddling drugs and running prostitution ring?

[@doomqwer]

gotta give quintel credit he always give his cartoons great music to work with from Mississippi queen to this with cant you hear me knocking

[@leoncorbett4553]

That’s just beginners luck luck luck luck

[@PlanetXerox]

lmao this whole scene is ripped off from Martin Scorsese's Casino

[@mexicangomez31]

That and blow. But still good movies to reference from

[@cgardner85]

⁠​⁠@@PlanetXerox there was a bit of Goodfellas and Scarface too.

[@gamegod6859]

0:14 regular show lunch box

[@JellyShadow00]

I was hoping someone would notice that 😂

[@skatewarrior9502]

I love that

[@user-mn6fq8wy7o]

You know who else has regular show lunch box MY MOM

[@TheBigBadRaven]

Woooooooooooooh

[@lalhriatpuiahauchhum3286]

​@@TheBigBadRavenDude we should probably slack off.

[@SerialDesignationaN]

0:16 Regular show lunch box heck yeah

[@TateHoleman]

Wohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 🦝🐦

[@mr.smiley510sanchez3]

𝑊𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑜𝑎𝑎𝑎𝑎ℎℎℎ

[@amharbinger]

Candice technically lost 5 cents per deal since the original kid offered a quarter and she instead took dimes.

[@saparapatepete]

that's why the friend that was good with numbers was a key part of the business XD

[@DaFro3713]

I just realized that Candice’s backpack is basically Benson’s head.

[@Alienmen1]

Oh my god, I can't unsee it

[@krazy9877]

You can also see Benson on the lunchbox at 0:15

[@brunolike8631]

Remember, wings are beer, and hot sauces are drugs.

[@EpicDestr0yer]

Can't forget the missisipi Queen Overall in this universe spice makes u act weird

[@sneakykamon]

I swear this montage is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a cartoon in a long time. Not since Regular Show did I laugh so hard🤣🤣🤣

[@aliefalyansyah5996]

same creator

[@Ms_Adi_wuz_here._.]

0:14 glad to see him still remember regular show

[@dickle9604]

Regular show literally had himself, J.G. Quintell as Mordecai, in the show

[@flamecraft7464]

@@dickle9604Bro he was more then a voice actor for the show…. He literally made both regular show and close enough.

[@Matesozen]

Why would he not remember it lmfao

[@SiLouYoungIII]

@@Matesozenhe forgored

[@MadChristoph]

​@@dickle9604he also did High Five Ghost

[@potahtwah9591]

It's hilarious because of Capone, who was nicknamed Scarface, and pushed during prohibition. In Reg Show, hot sauce was an alcohol metaphor. Its a layered joke and I love it

[@ashermcclelland572]

Call him snorky bub

[@potahtwah9591]

@@ashermcclelland572 fuck you're right, one more slip up like that and Snorky's boys will, uhh, "give my legs a well needed retirement from functionality".

[@Silva-avliS]

wings were alcohol, the hotsauce was more lsd in that one episode

[@TheDatabaseNetwork]

I thought Hot Wings and Soda were the allegory for alcohol in Regular Show?

[@potahtwah9591]

@@TheDatabaseNetwork eh, spice in general

[@professorrosenstock5026]

This girl is so bright.

[@patrickzalatoris3206]

too bad she doesnt know which value is higher, one quarter or 2 dimes

[@MrRepoman197]

@@patrickzalatoris3206 a 5 year old with the mindset of a 4 year old.

[@jimsteel4915]

Umm not really, I think they had a episode where it centered around Candace being labeled dumb, or I guess 'slow' in these PC days

[@ArcturusOTE]

@@jimsteel4915 Eh, she needs some folks to hand her the training wheels, but really at this point she needs no training wheel

[@goawayplease6456]

Id be such a proud parent

[@Ozymondias99]

You either live long enough to be the hero or die the villain.

[@sergioplazat3995]

Isn't the sentence backwards? It's not dying a hero or living long enough to become a villain.? 😅

[@SharpestLiVES13]

The lunchbox with the Regular Show cast though. 😍

[@harfenist]

Love that "Can't You Hear Me Knockin'"/"Blow" (2001) reference

[@ObiJohnKenobi67]

Also Casino, since this song plays during a similar scene where Joe Pesci is explaining his burglary operation

[@patrickzalatoris3206]

i wish we got the first part of the scene boy: the food in this school is so bland, ill give you a quarter for your hot sauce! candice: hmm, one quarter? girl: wait, ill give you TWO DIMES! candice: whoa, now were talking!

[@pissedoffbucketguy9115]

"I swear to god if you say you did it for the drone i-" "I did it for me.." "..." "i liked the spice."

[@MrIsaac-cc6om]

"I was good at selling it"

[@sigh824]

“I’m not in danger, mom, I AM the danger!!”

[@Trotazik]

They have to have took inspiration from breaking bad with this

[@kevinguerra13]

0:14 regular show lunchbox

[@sergioplazat3995]

The spoquin attack vacuum brigade! What? There was no other name

[@animeknight8958]

Just imagine of Eddy recruited Candace..... He would have numerous jawbreakers

[@rossjennings8264]

Fucking great M. Scorsese tribute; especially The Rolling Stones inspired soundtrack

[@rossjennings8264]

@@andrewberrocal2281 I was thinking of the drug selling scene from Goodfellas

[@NguyenMinh-vs1vm]

@@rossjennings8264 this is more like the street gang scene from Casino

[@Bd-qs5bn]

this is the day Candice truely became Sauceface

[@SonicXD001]

Not the best name for a child

[@aetius7139]

Heisenberg jr.😂😂😂

[@pixelthesketch5257]

Imagine a scene of her dealing in a random park, but then as she's finishing the deal with one kid, a shadow appears over her as she turns around and it's Benson, but he's not upset, but actually wants to buy some packets from her.

[@Gamesmarts194]

The thing that always gets me with these "school black market" stories is when the kids inevitably start outsourcing.

[@axelreboot8475]

Outsourcing makes it easier to manage otherwise you get screwed if someone decides to rat on you cause you're too concentrated

[@acebalboa6050]

man i just watched goodfellas and man i just have to go back here for that jimmy two times reference lol

[@MrPurple656]

I’m gonna go get the papers get the papers

[@theshowershow]

Teacher rubbin the sauce on his gums insted of his tongue is probably my favorite joke on any JG Quintel show

[@KenBot_Official]

"I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU PUT US ON THE LUNCHBOX YOUR FIRED!" -benson

[@AKHV9708]

This brings back childhood memories

[@TheWarLizard]

We.....just gonna ignore the fact a teacher took something out the garbage then rubbed it into his gums?

[@keyanawhitely7942]

Who knew a sweet girl can have a dark side.

[@someasiandude4797]

“say my name” “sauceface”

[@samuelgann1298]

This is the moment Candice became SauceFace

[@SonicXD001]

Not the best name for a child.

[@Bw93bfu3jwnw]

The regular show lunchbox

[@sergioplazat3995]

1:52 Candice... The villain who could appear on a regular show to finish off Mordecai and Rigby for looking for the sauce... Hehehehe but that never happened😜

[@EngineerTeamFortress2]

Breaking Bad but with Child actors

[@KPeraOfficial]

Breaking bad: the baby reboot

[@najmeowツ]

0:51 Scarface lol

[@Karlebow571]

And casino music playing background

[@corycampbell6406]

0:14 Cameo Reference of my favorite show Regular Show

[@SavantPete]

I'm getting a Breaking Bad type of feel from the episode

[@chrismaure]

When walt and Lydia were shipping it out and Crystal blue persuasion was playing in the background

[@blueiceadmiral]

Nah, the narration and soundtrack is clearly referencing Scorsese work

[@unisized]

Its a Goodfellas parody, Scorsese

[@etheriousjackal5577]

I still can't get over the fact this show and Infinity Train was cancelled because HBO Max would rather get people to hate watch their content than to support genuinely good animations.

[@Drawnspy]

Nostalgic, I was in high school people had a thing with popsicle sticks and beyblades so every time people wanted to play a game of sticks they would clap the sticks into the ground and will make them jump in the air and then whoever has to stick above other people's sticks wins. this was not allowed in our school because teachers were said you need to grow up and it will distract people from studying . so i decided to start an underground stick battle we also put in a few Beyblade battles in here everyone was starting the betting their snacks and sticks what ,I was the one who always set up an area and charge tickets and sell stick's i was making big cash until the pandemic

[@JohnPeacekeeper]

So basically, like Fight Club

[@storyman385]

@@JohnPeacekeeperif thats the case he wouldn’t be talking about it wouldn’t he?

[@giancarlonealmaru7303]

During my 9th-10th grade, I build a black market business of making projects and selling answer keys for my class but it was expanding selling for other sections of the school. Even, hiring others to introduce my products to other people which was making more profit like some amount of 90$-180$ . However, we can't escaped trouble like some of my classmates would insult me, envy me but they can't report me because they're apart of it. After the pandemic, I stop my business and then spend some dessert and coca cola for my grandparents and siblings. Now, I'm a second year student, I still hustle making products in private at my school or other places and having other cash flow incomes to keep an eye on. P. S it is hard to be a young adult.

[@pluto9860]

The regular show lunchbox-

[@Mewoes]

The only problem is that it’s only 10 cents!

[@BrianVelasquez-et7qs]

Candices: say my name

[@Black44734]

This might happened if Lynn and her friends start selling vitamins made by Lisa while being mistakenly for steroids in middle school. Lucy and her mortician club illegally start a blood transfusion business at school for Royal Woods hospital

[@jasonharris3502]

But who would be the squealer who destroys the entire operation?

[@Black44734]

@@jasonharris3502 Their respective school principals, Ramirez and Huggins.

[@jasonharris3502]

Do you think they would get caught or somehow manage to get away with it?

[@Benjamin-mj9pd]

I seriously had to use a calculator to figure out 873 dimes is 87.30. I guess I know what class I need to take next semester.

[@cgardner85]

You know who else has to the class next semester MY MOM!!!

[@doncare841]

Goodfellas and a Scarface reference they’re really putting in that work

[@elvinmashele6732]

More like casino

[@diamondexed5331]

I did this for a little bit in middle school with snacks. Everyone wanted takis, cheez its, doritos, etc. I started by collecting snack interest on people I loaned in the first place

[@thomasabbott3]

I loved the part when the teacher just threw the kid down. 😂

[@retiredfromyoutubehehe]

Haha I loved the lunchbox with the silhouette of the Regular Show gang

[@theclownkingdom]

I love the regular show reference

[@etheriousjackal5577]

I used to buy gimmicky candies (or something with a cheap toy) and sell them at school for a 5 cent profit

[@RobGradyVO]

this was legit my fave episode of the show

[@butterss1178]

close enough is basically regular show with humans and swearing

[@Windds]

I love the regular show lunch box

[@yesikanarvaez5027]

We all need a hustle while in school

[@Odd_nonetheless]

Okay, it was strangely satisfying to see somebody put hot saucs on apple slices.

[@saf751_]

Reminds me when i did this kind of stuff but w candies lately too. In the end i managed to get myself a music keyboard and a damn laptop💀

[@NotPreston24]

I love J. G. Quintel and his works, it make me think back when i was teenager which my parents don't understand about my feeling and this show fulfill me with Alternative story if my parents actually understand me and supportive, they're might be like these people and we might enjoy our time like this J.Q. Is like me when i grow up and has a family that i don't want to raise my child like my parents raised me Life is full of infinite adventure which even you get older, you have to get better with the kids, the teenager and the people same age as your in the same time so don't stop your adventure just because you are old, life is short and you will miss the chance to doing something awesome while you still alive

[@guilhermeteodosio40]

This show is so freaking good

[@ШакалАрхипелагов]

this is the exact moment Candice became Sauceface

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Whoever thought her bullying would come full circle in season 3? ;)

[@RealSolerius]

Mississippi queen 2: electric boogaloo

[@Dr_ludwig]

0:15 I like that reference of a very good show (Regular show) which was my childhood

[@TheDeathmail]

We had that same hussle for Lucas candy as kids... it became banned in the US and kids had to stock up in Mexico... until Mexico stopped as well...

[@ElRobaTacosUwU]

didnt it literally have lead on it?

[@francodiazsoriano9817]

​@@ElRobaTacosUwUsi, pero afortunadamente los Lucas siguen en circulación en México, pero ya no tienen plomo

[@TheDeathmail]

@@francodiazsoriano9817 Modern lucas just isn't the same...

[@francodiazsoriano9817]

@@TheDeathmail se... Cierto

[@SnufflySpy]

Thats when Candice became Saucenburg

[@santiagodelcastillo1962]

Explanation of the five season of breaking bad in order:

[@Scrappy_ill_fold_ya_Doo]

I think it would've been cool if this series had a crossover event with Spy x Family.

[@Vexcenot]

We gonna ignore the regular show lunch box

[@RyotamalEismagierOldsam]

0:41 Is that Leon in Brawl Stars?

[@chips_lol9537]

GET OUT!! 😠🫵

[@smartyben101]

love the regular show reference

[@sksksks7533]

The regular show lunch box was a cute cameo!

[@theletnutski]

ive done the same thing with jolly ranchers at school! 92 school currency, 25 real bucks

[@jayden4854]

Jim two times seems like a guy from Goodfellas

[@fandomshuzzah1907]

MOST ACCURATE THING EVER I DID THIS AS A LITTLE GIRL TOO! but what I did was I stole mechanical pencils and a teacher's thumbtacks to make eraser things, then I traded them for candy. Only got in trouble when the teacher noticed me stealing his pencils and tacks

[@sonzillamariocraft]

The right side of my headphones LOVE this video.

[@ParachuteTails]

For a sec I thought this was regular show

[@cgardner85]

If Regular Show and Breaking Bad had a child.

[@DarkOmegaMK2]

Jimmy Two-Times be like: "I gotta pee my pants pee my pants"

[@PewPawPows]

Ngl this whole sauce dealing thing is something that'd happen in a regular kids cartoon.

[@AlbinoFuzWolf]

My dad drove me to school because it was on the way, and the bus stop was a mile away from the house. I always arrived early, and one morning I saw a crate of Mellow Yellow next to the vending machines in the football field. They looked safe because the front gates were locked, but I walked around to the back and it was wide open. I took the whole pallet of 40 and sold them for a dollar each. I bought a lightbox for the art teacher who told us her funding went to that football field, and spent the rest on monster to start a energy drink hustle.

[@Justoraw]

Regular show lunch box JG knew what he was doing 😂

[@godofbanana-th1pu]

"i am not in danger mom I AM THE DANGER i am the one who knocks " ahh scene😭💀

[@CJ_725]

So many regular show references lol, the girl in the stalls lunchbox had a photo of everyone at the park

[@Tyler_ThaTruth]

Man I rather this come back than regular show or the adult version of regular show

[@iceydicey77]

I remember back in my middle school days we did this but with Smarties where everyone would either snort it or smoke it when teachers aren't looking. This was like though all of middle school. Eventually schools started to ban smarties but people still brought them to school and peddled them like 1 roll for 1 dollar.

[@Talongirl333]

“I’ll give you 1 quarter!” “Mmm” “I’ll give you 2 dimes” “deal!”

[@evanoconnor9242]

For anyone wondering the song the in the montage is, Cant you hear me knocking by the rolling stones.

[@jerseyhidalgo7421]

She's like selling drugs.🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@luffeevee]

Gotta love the regular show reference at 0:14

[@WingmanandRomeo]

Breaking bad

[@oliverfern8039]

This is the moment Candace became Sauceface

[@facundosilva6087]

Candice best character of the show hands down

[@Noobclock666]

All of those kids are gonna be pissed when they find out they can get hot sauce packets for free.

[@KenanVonKaiser]

Regular Show Lunch Box!