CLOWNS ROBBING BANKS WITH SPOONS | Payday 2

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[@Rogue9]

You have raised the bar for all of KZbin gaming with all of the insane mo-cap work you put in. Amazing work 👌

[@bamboozledzoinkers5694]

spoon

[@tomhamilton3791]

spoon

[@Haxelos]

Yea, its crazy. Like, completely unnecessary sometimes. But it becomes so much better.

[@DOGGOThEGOat]

Spoon

[@archildaristyl7923]

Spoon

[@MFlari]

"Hey badger, how much payday can we have?' "Only a spoonful!" (comically large spoon is released) yes my greed has been satisfied

[@grimm254]

“Released”

[@lesig1297]

Large spoon patch 2.83

[@Renzo_The_Gamer]

Lol

[@Corsair2092gaming]

@@grimm254 spoon.

[@lynnmcneely7549]

Spoon Goon

[@CruzRoman3211]

Everyone else’s heist: *incoherent shrieks* Badgers heists: *C L O A M K E R*

[@timmyg8888]

*Bulldomzer* Oh! I think... *Captain Wimters*

[@birdyboy3483]

Spemcer

[@saulgoodmanbutnotreally1527]

Clom

[@foxflyer3035]

Geumce

[@SomeD00D01]

Beautiful

[@X-SPONGED]

"how y'all feel about green beans ?" Twitch : "wait, that's illegal" *Literal pornography* Twitch : "this is fine"

[@TFSPY962]

Dr pepper, that would be a good name for a scientist in a scp breach

[@alexisbagacina6401]

Hella true twitch is just a simp fck

[@itsahalmar1853]

Green Beans coffee?

[@Realdinger88]

under cough "anility"

[@fluke7506]

@@Realdinger88 armouranth is worse

[@Mr-Green0]

12:52 I can just imagine Dallas having an insane supply of his own masks in different colors and textures on his wardrobe.

[@SirFooplesTheThird]

Sydney making the umpteenth Dallas mask. "Fucking Dallas"

[@charliedulol]

"no, no, no, no, eeeh no, no, no- wait go back, actually yes!" hours later: "i should have picked the second one..."

[@ThePuff18]

Nah he just keeps them in his pocket

[@Hellwaterva]

and a suit for them all

[@Beschplays]

I love how they’re such good buddies with the voice actor of Mozzie where they can just casually call him Martin

[@kuyagab4444]

Fucking chad moments

[@yourfunniboi423]

Fucking chad moments

[@enderiox5480]

Fucking chad moments

[@connorhough4660]

Yeah, it's pretty great.

[@bobbyhicks6988]

Do you agree with a comically large Dallas mask

[@Franz0818]

Badger: “Vietnam Veteran Venom” Venom: *Eddie, THEY’RE IN THE TREES!!*

[@Borebones]

Bruh, i automaticaly read that in Venoms voice XD

[@cudo.gameaguardian9311]

Forten sun intensefeies

[@ShadowBorn-hr8dl]

LMAO

[@TheHauptmann]

*painted black intensifies*

[@ragemasteryt3220]

Excuse me, i think the word you're looking for is Ve'nam

[@RenegadesReact]

"My spoon's too big..." -Old Klingon Proverb

[@MustangVirtualAerobatics]

Hello there

[@diegoizaguirre3452]

Yay new video

[@elflordyt6830]

No

[@mustafasattar8452]

yay new vid soon btw love the vids from iraq

[@Nimbus_The_Slut]

Eyy

[@bellatorluminis2244]

If anyone wants to know what the error message says when the Buldozer despawns at 5:51 , it’s “Bulldozer has crashed. Bulldozer is pretty much done with this day so he is heading out. Please restart the thermal drill” As soon as I realized that, I laughed out loud! XD

[@GriffinWeaver-e6e]

& the options are cancel yes or fuck

[@shinyninja8107]

*Guy walks toward you with a spoon* “Please don’t, I’m scared” “You should be.”

[@famishedningen3509]

For I am the end.

[@LordDeathwing17]

“Please! PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY!!!” “I know. THEY’RE NEXT.”

[@famishedningen3509]

@@LordDeathwing17 Y E S

[@andrewgreen5955]

@@LordDeathwing17*HOLDS UP PICTURE OF VICTIMS LOVING FAMILY* “Ayo this them right?”

[@X-SPONGED]

Badger : "Bullying Gets Results" Highschool Jocks : "words to live by"

[@m00nyin82]

Yup, results like suicide/mass shooting.

[@birdyboy3483]

@@m00nyin82 Exactly

[@RyanCooperRB]

@@m00nyin82 This is called clearing

[@Tinygreysamurai]

It's just sanitising society from the unfit.

[@onelastdawn9991]

Yea not really

[@labbit35]

Remember, you can buy a comically large spoon irl, which means if you really wanted to pull of a irl payday you can buy a custom comically large spoon and use it

[@insanitygaming1526]

I can't find it online

[@Djammin14]

@@insanitygaming1526 why you looking for it lol

[@MethGoose]

you can also buy a glock and do real life payday that way

[@insanitygaming1526]

@@Djammin14 my goals are beyond your understanding

[@Djammin14]

@@insanitygaming1526 understandable, have a nice day!

[@HunterTVbro]

when I saw the comically large spoon I just knew this video was coming

[@justadudewithathumb1802]

Ikr

[@Crashman-1005]

Yeah

[@themango9145]

Well all did

[@theepicjs5541]

Is dat that one guy who plays with that Irish guy

[@MrMan-vs8zf]

YOO

[@darrenart2263]

"911 what's your emergency?" "The bank is being robbed and assaulted by guys with large spoons!" "Okay sir the police is on the way." "I AM THE POLICE."

[@darrenart2263]

@MaximillianMus r/swoosh

[@loretus3512]

@@darrenart2263 thats...not how that works

[@darrenart2263]

@@loretus3512 Oh I'm sorry. R/woosh.

[@YataTheFifteenth]

@@darrenart2263 that's still not how that works.

[@CrowderHatingConservative]

@@YataTheFifteenth r/swhooshish

[@-Raylight]

PD2 developers : *"You think you guys can just bully us to add spoons and just walk away?"* Badger & friends : *_"Yeah"_*

[@DarkTiger83]

PD2 developers: Understandable, have a nice day, also please buy payday 2? XD

[@loganhermann8313]

Nonono, understandable, here’s a gold-plated comically large spoon for murdering a bunch of police and swat officers

[@Gatorade_Man]

if you look closely. that medic does not dissapear at 3:35, he very comically ragdolls his ass to the moon.

[@jaxonmckay3504]

Man just said “I must go my planet need me!”

[@spectravian]

"I must go, some special units need me."

[@BreakMyAnkles346]

Bro took the ✌️🧔🏿‍♂️ meme seriously

[@Raiden_The_True_Ripper]

I shut my pants that hard when I saw him disappear

[@CreationEmerald]

"Tell me about the rabbits, George" just hit me like that spoon did to all the dozers

[@camerongooch9606]

Worst bit of jail bait I ever seen.

[@deaconthefox132]

Bro my aunt told me about that story

[@xxlymedisease793]

Of Clowns and Cops… 🤧

[@dudewholikescheese7892]

That was a good book

[@crazymonkey9332]

ikr i got nostalgic

[@dotNikriin]

Having Dallas dancing like a clown with the text "I'm rasing money for kids with cancer" next to it is the kind of content I'm here for

[@Iris-riv]

👁👄👁

[@braindeadgaming808]

I feel so bad for laughing for 5 minutes at that

[@noahboatsalot]

Timestamp pliz

[@harrogeorge7878]

@@noahboatsalot end of the video, but I expect you have already seen it considering I said this 3 hours after you.

[@aHumanBeing97]

Reminds me of Kevin riding a banana in a hot tub saying “it’s for the children”

[@ashbio5300]

Bajur: Wants a spoon that has been deemed to brutal for warfare Almir Listo: You had me at spoon

[@artorias4581]

"One of those psychos just toke out one of ours with a SPOON!" You could tell this to someone and that would summarize payday 2 for them.

[@KamenRiderRaiden]

Followed by "Does that maniac have a FUCKIN *_SAW?!_* "

[@aweirdgamer-rm5jt]

Why is this so true, Payday 2 is so incredibly dumb, but immensely fun

[@matthewfarson3455]

6:30 The idea that the Payday gang get so good at heists that they flat out ORDER PIZZA during the act of ROBBING A BANK kills me.

[@ilimuninati4929]

The question is, would they let the pizza be a heister?

[@lazyer0511]

@@ilimuninati4929 it's just mozzie with his pizza helmet as his mask

[@ilimuninati4929]

@@lazyer0511 Perfect.

[@missmillion3864]

@@lazyer0511 we need to see that in payday 3 mozzie character pack, pizzaboy perk deck themed around pizza and incendiaries because, you know, cooking the pizza like federal agents

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

@@lazyer0511 "Ayo, the pizza here!" Dozer gets run over by mozzie on a dirt bike

[@tacosquirrel9509]

"People were born after 2000? That shit aint real" Me: *disintegrates*

[@karelpgbr]

Same

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

You where actually born several years prior, but your legal and physical age hasn't changed a bit.

[@stocking_simp4825]

Ah shit *also disintegrates*

[@droidmaker7932]

Bruh, I’m from 2004. He doesn’t think we existed.

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

@@droidmaker7932 I'm 2004 too, and I don't exist.

[@xanderschwartz9864]

This reminds me of an old D&D campaign my dad told me about. He said that his party was fighting a god, and the god requested a parlay when one of the party members ran at him with a carpet. When they asked the reason the god said "If something defies logic, there must be a much higher chance of it killing me than traditional arms and armor." The god was right in the fact that the carpet was a carpet of smothering that got buffed by another god giving blessings to the players. If the carpet hit, there is no save, no spells, no powers, and no strength that can break free from it until the word is spoken to release it.

[@kingninja4977]

comically large rug

[@mcdowneywhite279]

Actually mortified because of a carpet

[@unstable875]

I'm going to rush you with a carpet God: *sharp inhale* welp guess I'm fucked

[@et1033]

"If it looks stupid, be afraid of it."

[@xanderschwartz9864]

@@unstable875 To be fair, the character also had the invulnerable coat of arnd, which has the side effect of making the player character think they are unable to be killed.

[@somepersonyouhavenoassocia1856]

5:37 Idk, there's just something so amusing about seeing a cloaker with a massive sombrero. Maybe its that for an enemy that's supposed to be stealthy and dexterous, a sombrero is the worst thing to have.

[@rinkothelad]

It’s like Raiden’s disguise in Mexico just being him in a sombrero and a poncho.

[@raulchavez919]

16:03 i like how badger ALMOST FORGOT that he helps kids with cancer

[@gymngames45]

He forgor

[@aggroash7717]

@@gymngames45 *dies of unfunny*

[@gymngames45]

@@aggroash7717 ok anime pfp

[@iamafuckingfailure]

The power of the spoon

[@laughytaps]

@@aggroash7717 k

[@M12GProductions]

Badger just described his own content when talking about the spoon: So good, so satisfying, and so stupid, all at the same time. 🤣

[@kaltsalat7495]

all in one sentence

[@capybara9521]

@@kaltsalat7495 bruh

[@STHUltra]

I am so for Martin joining badger’s group permanently. He bounces off them so well.

[@Nightmareprinny]

Yes, he is a blessing~

[@codwarhero9883]

When Martin said that he didn’t see any Milky Ways, I don’t know if it was a joke or not, but I think he was referring to the chocolate bar, and Badger was thinking of the galaxy.

[@jacksonbrackeen720]

@@codwarhero9883 is that like the mcu where that shit in the sky

[@lukefurno1151]

Martin for Payday 3

[@Jsay18]

Every group needs an old man to round it out.

[@ashlight6107]

6:01 that Cloaker is getting the taste of his own medicine.

[@TFSPY962]

"The video is about a comically large spoon, not a comically large woman" - Badger 2021

[@thunderbolt4494]

*sad simping noises*

[@MagnusTonitrum117]

her jiggle when she first appears in the vid tho

[@AM.FLASHY]

Large woman:IMMA KILL U

[@Jacob-zk1jy]

*later shows a comically large Joe Biden and comically small Jimmy Carter*

[@andyfriederichsen]

@MaximillianMus Stop. Get a life.

[@failuretv814]

"Hey, can i get some ammo?" "Only a mag full" *pulls out comically large mag*

[@daunteconnor9851]

this needs to have more likes lol

[@jetstreamattano4176]

Who wants some ammo bro

[@failuretv814]

@@jetstreamattano4176 Since when did our drones become competent?

[@slashedheart4256]

@@failuretv814 Somebody ask for some ammo bro?

[@der_saftmon]

We need this in Payday 2 now

[@essaerae_g]

Badger: *sees a shotgun Badger: "Is this a Mossberg 500?"

[@OperatorKevlar]

I Dont ge the joke.

[@a_plague_doctor2393]

“American, powerful, reliable, American, and most importantly American”

[@a_plague_doctor2393]

@@OperatorKevlar it’s because that shotgun was not a Mossberg

[@essaerae_g]

@@OperatorKevlar every time Badger uses a shotgun, he calls it a Mossberg 500; even when it's clearly not

[@blue-raptor4017]

@@a_plague_doctor2393 “i’ve got 46 more shell’s in this five round magazine” Gus J.

[@aliciahead3793]

9:40, bro didn't disappear, bro got yeeted into the stratosphere 😭🤣

[@partydemon2849]

"Hey bank how much money can i get" "Only a spoonful" (comically large spoon is released) MONEY

[@IcchiNutz]

I heard that reverb

[@dreamwalker4884]

M U N E E

[@riceironi3961]

International bank of MONEE

[@cliffmace]

@@riceironi3961 *m o n a y*

[@Tom_K]

The United Bank of MONEY.

[@RTRTM_]

"Can i cook some meth?" *"Only a spoonful."*

[@michalsniadala1667]

meth more like haroin

[@DxBlack]

What the dog doin'?

[@timmyg8888]

@@therussianbadger350 hello, AI

[@martinosborne4703]

*Breaking Bad theme intensifies*

[@andyfriederichsen]

@MaximillianMus Stop.

[@thenerd-bot9847]

"Dig to China like you were told you could as a kid. Hopefully you don't experience any human rights violations on the way down." Oh my god I love this channel.

[@Tismdylan]

Well it's treu

[@markusallen6818]

//Police assault in progress//

[@rasbparri81]

@@markusallen6818 under appreciated lul I just put 2 in 2 together

[@Mygg_Jeager]

Welcome to the cult B R Ø T H E R

[@starman825]

Hmm true

[@squishmellow3]

Fun (apparently false, see replys) fact about the spoon of gold: It has such high concealment, the only thing more concealed than it is fists, thats right, fists give you one higher concealment than the hulking spoon of gold, so along with it being an instant kill on unarmored guards, and being silent, it's PERFECT for a stealth build

[@Nosyyy]

That’s absolutely not true, over half the melees have 30 base concealment, the absolute max you can acquire without the use of skills. Although the spoon is fun in stealth, it’s not the second best melee for concealment, not by a long shot.

[@squishmellow3]

@@Nosyyy I mean, my stealth build which normally has 4 concealment, only goes down to 3 when i equip the fists instead of the spoon

[@Nosyyy]

@@squishmellow3 That's due to the high concealment of your other weapons counteracting the concealment loss on your melee slot, most melees would keep you at 3 concealment.

[@squishmellow3]

@@Nosyyy good to know, i shall now edit my misinformed comment

[@Nosyyy]

@@MadWatcher oh I’d take loud over stealth any day, but stealth is nice for infamy grinding or when you’re alone

[@johnrourk1064]

“Tell me about the rabbits George” 😂 poor lennie, and his comically large spoon

[@_Loeillot_]

* suplexs Curley’s wife *

[@assertedone7363]

@@_Loeillot_ and also an ark full of animals

[@Akashathesilentassassin]

I was not expecting a reference to "Of Mice And Men" in a fucking Badger video.

[@johnrourk1064]

@ You are welcome

[@arandomqueer1267]

3:03 I love how grouse just goes, "RATTLE EM BOYS GEGEGEGEGEGEGEGEGE" like a fuckin 1920's skeleton mobster

[@slicerdicer3650]

I see what you did there

[@Badbhoys]

Ye ino it was hilarious

[@jackalofmidnight5325]

I can't unthink this damn you random

[@steveman0420]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/earJmnh_o7CVi68

[@kalebreed6363]

@@jackalofmidnight5325 Look up rattle em boys and see the arm animation. Then you'll never unsee it.

[@Poisonkiller456]

YES FINALLY HE RETURNED WITH THE SPOON

[@that_one_guy9142]

Only a spoon fool

[@judahhazan8521]

The spoon

[@thishandleisntavailable303]

YESSSS

[@kryptic9424]

S P O O N

[@Ice-Cream-9009]

*grabs Spoon*

[@Choujifangirl]

3:36) what the hell badger hit him so hard that he spaghetti manned into another dimension😂 like literally once you see the spaghetti man you can’t unsee it. Also I can’t believe badger didn’t catch that, he just thought the dude despawned

[@Akashathesilentassassin]

Either way, that was funny as fuck-

[@Choujifangirl]

@ yep I cannot lie it was funny as hell

[@rebelliccanadianpilot6513]

"Can I get some money?" "Only a spoonful." (pulls out comically large spoon, plated in gold and smacks the other guy so hard it sets him on fire)

[@TFSPY962]

Is that a drip npc from half life and garries mod as your profile picture? Because that's epic

[@rebelliccanadianpilot6513]

@@TFSPY962 You know it, Male_07 Drip

[@dante.2639]

i know male_07 drip when i see it baby

[@Skids113]

Badger: “We bullied Almir Listo into adding in a comically large spoon.” Also Badger: “C L O N K E R .”

[@orinb8654]

No its clomker!

[@My2t1cl3g3nd]

Both of you are wrong its cloamker

[@YourAverageSpelunker]

C L O A M K E R *

[@StealthTheFoxz]

I've got your spoonful right fuckin' here!

[@MachineMan-mj4gj]

"Yall like green beans?" Twitch: "He knows too much, get him!"

[@HAWK_6155]

*"Rattle 'em, boys!"*

[@natecondy6209]

That’s 100 rounds of pure democracy

[@Wamboshield007]

Bruh green beans are illegal on twitch

[@jordigerards]

Its probably not allowed because its a question instead of a prediction

[@charliepinger3246]

Bully dev for kingpin

[@buckyboy3711]

Badger: "Hey how many nukes do you want?" Payday: "only a spoonful!"

[@Crusade6539]

Wha-?

[@cobrastudios5935]

@@Crusade6539 yes

[@buckyboy3711]

@@Crusade6539 yes

[@My2t1cl3g3nd]

@@Crusade6539 y e s

[@Crusade6539]

Wait somebody deleted my comment or something

[@HamSammichOG]

"Yo dawg, can I get a cut?" "Only a spoonful!" ...

[@Oso_Thiccck]

*Badge proceeds to take out 24K comically large spoon*

[@damemepanda4277]

“Hey Bain can I have a nuclear war head” “Only a spoonful” …

[@magicman3407]

Robs bank with spoon: You take a sip from your trusty vault 13 canteen

[@asolomon7402]

Yes

[@destroyer_fletcher7415]

Yes

[@JustSomeViper]

Si

[@nashtebelak466]

Indeed

[@itslucatime]

Absolutely

[@Jakedasnake486]

Bro, at 1:24 I just realized that was a nut shot and I felt that so hard.

[@seekoutguy]

"I wonder what degenerates are doing with Lady Dimitresce?" Russianbadger:

[@rhysraymond5976]

Bruh

[@OrificeHorus]

"This is what dying feels like. Gonna catch me ridin' dirty-"

[@peterconroy7375]

Conspiracy theorist: "The Moon landings were fake" Big brain counter theory: "You believe in the Moon?"

[@vaulthunterfromterra4053]

You see a moon, I see a giant space station

[@ryanchong9965]

@@vaulthunterfromterra4053 You say space station. I say dinner plate.

[@sumrandomseal694]

@@ryanchong9965 you say plate, I say comically large spoon.

[@trialsvol2989]

@@sumrandomseal694 You say spoon, I say fork

[@FrostedFlakes]

@@trialsvol2989 You say fork, I say spork

[@jkstewart878]

“How y’all feel about green beans” is the new “You ever been to Wal-Mart?”

[@cc67-94]

what is walmart?

[@devmin_dot_exe6551]

@@cc67-94 Walmart's nut

[@The-Ink-Dragon97]

*"Hey, welcome to Wal-Mart! Get your shit and get out!"*

[@blackmoon8459]

@@The-Ink-Dragon97 best part of this, I was in Sams Club today specifically to get green beans, and remembered this piece. Sofa King Stupid.

[@bryanmartinez6600]

@@blackmoon8459 I need a sofa on wheel powered by a big block Chevy

[@betrayed117]

Love how you can hear Heavenly practically pissing himself in the background at 11:47

[@Senator_Byrd]

The revival of the “Just a spoonful” meme is probably the best thing to come out of 2021 so far

[@regrimes157]

Me robbing the bank: *grabs comically large spoon made of gold that can set people on fire*

[@charliepinger3246]

Let’s see if we can get kingpin

[@quinnholloway5400]

I still question where the guy got the spoon for the vine

[@unwantedperson1137]

* Hears sirens in the distance* Aye yo, the pizza is coming.

[@timmyg8888]

🤣

[@unwantedperson1137]

*hears banging on the door* The pizzas here!

[@jahvonramirez7687]

America 100

[@anetturner]

Fun fact: TF2 does not rely on coconut.jpg, that is a myth. Coconut.jpg actually works with a soldier taunt.

[@tyisthatboi]

*sips coffee with coconutty content*

[@subparusername9172]

TF2 does require the 3D model for a cardboard cow to run, so that’s close enough

[@pacifistminigun3987]

@@subparusername9172 lmao

[@moonsalibi]

@@subparusername9172 However, it does not require the texture. Therefore, you can "remove" the cow and have an untextured cow-shaped *thing*

[@mr.google1437]

coconut.jpg relies on TF2

[@hawkeye6854]

15:17 Not just the coconut, TF2 relies on every single file in that folder to survive and removing any of them causes a hard crash. The reason is that the game's texture manifest calls for that entire folder, and as anyone who bugs games out knows: "trying to find something that doesn't exist results in big problem hours." The coconut is used for a specific taunt where it is used as the texture for the splashes/drips from a mug of hot coffee, despite there being an actual individual coffee bean texture in the same folder.

[@Revster]

The next dlc's gonna be breaking into badger's house n confiscating his motion tracking 😂

[@charliepinger3246]

Bully dev for kingpin

[@toenail5674]

Lord listo will definitely add that

[@Sun_Disciple456]

Nah it’s gonna be a heist for badger he’s gonna tell you to rob KZbin headquarters

[@jah24car]

Cloaker shows up: you call that resisting arrest I call this a difficulty tweak.

[@moyai7699]

Ngl they probably would do this

[@mrastleysghost]

"these videos take a month to make" Oh no, he's turning into Womble

[@Guardian-of-Light137]

Hey at least the content is high quality.

[@VictorDude98]

@@Guardian-of-Light137 Yeah but Womble fell off after a while, let's hope god emperor Aldi Gump doesn't do the same

[@armas2k193]

@@VictorDude98 nah womble still the goat

[@justcallmedj9264]

The calloooooout

[@VictorDude98]

@@armas2k193 agree to disagree then, his newer videos just don’t hit like the older ones.

[@ShadowVader12]

4:06 Badger: "If one of you assholes can pull off a stealth build with this hulking spoon, I'd be mighty impressed." *me over here full stealth build sitting at 3 concealment with Comically Large Spoon of Gold*

[@TheBingoAstro]

It's not even that hard to do which is fucking amazing. I never thought I'd be able to bash guard's heads in with a giant piece of silverware. Every game should have a damn spoon as a melee

[@Memezndreamz]

When I run out of cable ties Me: burn them all!

[@MrMoron-qn5rx]

@@TheBingoAstro bonus points if you use the mod that turns enemies killed by the Comically Large Spoon of Gold into golden statues

[@ryanthemostwantedfurry1281]

​@@TheBingoAstro I so much wish Valve added the comically large spoon as a reskin to stock melee's for all classes so I could run around as Scout bashing Pyro's heads in with a giant piece of cutlery. Also make it gold too.

[@ElNeroDiablo]

@@ryanthemostwantedfurry1281 So, a reskin of the Golden Frying Pan then? :P

[@JustAnotherWisconsinite]

Never in my life did I think a book i read in middle school would be referenced by Russian Badger.

[@trop1kal378]

Twitch streamer: "blinks" Twitch HQ: you weren't supposed to do that

[@ajminadhimi8985]

*Male twitch streamer

[@stylishniggachannel4763]

@@ajminadhimi8985 we live in a society

[@ajminadhimi8985]

@@stylishniggachannel4763 Beef

[@mileshardin6906]

"how many hints did you give the devs?" "only a spoonful!" *pulls out comically large spoon *

[@PatrickStar2078]

I love how proud he looks with himself after he rips the garand ping

[@charliepinger3246]

Bully dev for kingpin

[@ArnavSavage]

11:51 had me on a tombstone . Badger: “Vietnam Veteran Venom”Venom: Eddie, THEY’RE IN THE TREES!!.

[@BennyFNV]

"Hey badger can we have some shit post?" "only a spoonful" *Comically large spoon appears from the depths*

[@ConnonBallk7]

Truth is, the spoon was here from the start

[@SupernaturalDetective]

@@ConnonBallk7 bonks you on the head

[@My2t1cl3g3nd]

Halo theme plays

[@addsomepoyoprotein6738]

Green beans is a slur against the kids who sat out during gym class in middle school, which makes up the entire twitch moderation team

[@agentAR67]

I hope this is fact coz that shits funny af

[@lukedeakin7124]

I thought those were String Beans

[@ampleamountsofdeoffe]

XD

[@itol2398]

@@lukedeakin7124 I like to think that Green Beans and String Beans are almost synonymous for most people.

[@HumanMarine]

Oi, don't insult me by calling me a twitch mod

[@jacobbrown3781]

I love how whenever he does a VR tracking shot, he is always killing brutaly surrounded by bodies

[@stoinkydoinky4583]

his presence kills them

[@MrTfrey82]

Payday gang: how much blood shed can we do Cops:only a spoon full Payday gang: pull out 4 comicly large spoons Cops: well s**t

[@TypasdiDoesWhateverHeWantsToDo]

Bajur: “Hey, how many Payday videos will I do?” Haters: “Only a spoonful.” Bajur: *PULLS OUT A COMICALLY LARGE SPOON*

[@Idknomore2]

Idk if you mispeld it on purpose ot not but its badger not bajur

[@TypasdiDoesWhateverHeWantsToDo]

@@Idknomore2 I did

[@Idknomore2]

@@TypasdiDoesWhateverHeWantsToDo oh Dont mind me then

[@ArustwatDaGoat]

" Hey bank employee, can I have some money ? " " yeah sure badger, only a spoonful " *comically large spoon*

[@chiyosake]

"Bullying gets results." Life lessons to live by.

[@dantethewanderer4989]

I mean, as shitty as the results can be, you can't deny that bullying *DO* be getting results tho.

[@elixir1134]

I have lived by this my whole life

[@alphamon701]

Ah yes. BULLY HIM INTO GIVING ME TACO'S

[@Zenith252]

BULLY HIM INTO VIRGINITY

[@sscp4975]

“What are you gonna do with these nukes” “Eh don’t worry about it” Bro explained vlad

[@MaxwelloftheClocktower]

"Jacket the Chicken man running at FBI agents with a giant spoon" Kellogg's Ads are getting a little out of hand these days

[@eyeblech2001]

This is what you dream about when your body temperature is so high you feel like your brain is melting

[@sev1120]

HE NEEDS HIS FROSTIES

[@JAMESJACKSONANDJADEPOWESONSIVA]

@@eyeblech2001 SWAT AND BULLDOZER THEY ARE TWO SCARED ON FEAR OF PRECURE IN 4:27 AND 5:01

[@greybooch]

5:19 it's hilarious that they are basically pointing and laughing at a bulldozer like a group 19th century English men in a fight surrounding a lone guy

[@__Insanity_]

England throughout most of Human history... Until the victims fight back

[@JAMESJACKSONANDJADEPOWESONSIVA]

@@__Insanity_ OMG THE PRECURE ARE HERE 6:29

[@cellijel_crpsmtm]

THE BUFFON IF FLUMMOXED

[@ToastersToastToast]

the buffoon is flummoxed

[@crazydunsparce1253]

“This thing hits like the second shot of the vaccine” -russianbadger circa 2021

[@IamaPERSON]

Wait, is the second vaccine shot actually like that? Because I haven't even had the first one.

[@theranger7924]

@@IamaPERSON yep. Its makes you feel like shit for a while

[@ivanfromtheeast4709]

@@IamaPERSON the second hit of the vaccine hits harder than the disease itself

[@lordofcups78]

Yeah just got the second dose like 5 minutes ago I’ll tell y’all if I’m dead for a couple days

[@anishrastogi4228]

Yeah I got the first one and my arm hurt like a bitch (different side effects for every person such as fatigue or fever or no side effects) for the next two days. The nurse who administered it said the second one will cause more side effects. Don’t let that discourage you from getting vaccinated tho. :)

[@JulianAvila-i2q]

3:03 rattle em boys

[@InkDaLizardFan]

Play it repeatedly and it sounds like a song

[@fappuccinodecaf9344]

“Tell me about the rabbits, George.” -Lennie with 2 pistols, Of Mice and Payday 2

[@davidthompson639]

of heists and men 2: electric boogaloo

[@TheLastHeroicKnight]

I actually readied the book not to long time ago and it funny yet weird hearing badger quote it when he talk about the vemon looking helment in payday 2 what is going on.

[@kazneal7717]

Of heists and clowns: 2

[@totallynotaminecraftchanne1923]

YES

[@katswarrior]

And here's the thing: I fucking adored Lenny. I got legitimately MAD when he got hunted man

[@mikenchantel3268]

Badgers content has just evolved so Damn well over the years. There's clearly been massive changes in how the works done. He's never gotten complacent and continues tying to elevate the quality of his content for us all. My fuckin guy, the GOAT of memes and meaningful content being mixed

[@thekansasranger9476]

Correct

[@prussr1885]

correct

[@jokerproduction]

The last time I was this early was the last time Badger uploaded a video. Notification squad reporting for duty.

[@Iamnotaspy.]

Spoon;)

[@hyliandoctor]

Lessgooooo

[@Yuuki74305]

understandable, have a nice day

[@Tactical_Roll]

Reporting for duty, sir

[@jimbothetimbo6790]

What’s up checkmark

[@clednplz2294]

5:38 Everyone gangsta till cloaker starts speaking Spanish

[@knavethejellhog3303]

What does he say I don't understand Spanish

[@bigmojo1549]

I just love the idea of badger running around his room and talking to himself in a Mocap suit embracing the true psychopath he truly is

[@ohmygodpleasehalp3984]

This comment is severely underrated

[@nono-nt8je]

"Hey fanbase, how much DLCs can I sell you?" "Only one" (Comically overpriced DLC)

[@spacedout4061]

You can get all dlcs for 30 bucks lol

[@rustyshiv6788]

Comically overpriced dlc? Is this EA?

[@DominikMaslyk]

@@rustyshiv6788 No

[@C_Papi]

@@rustyshiv6788 what a shame

[@IamaPERSON]

@@C_Papi *lip smack* "what a horrible way to die"

[@robertoacevedo2062]

5:35 I was so unprepared to hear Bulldozer saying “Pendejos” 💀

[@monsterfanatic5344]

Its sounds . . . WAY too intimidating for what it is

[@Dillon6545]

I can only speak English but that is funny and scary as f*** imagine that in the real game

[@Gingerbreadman85]

What is he saying?

[@robertoacevedo2062]

@@Gingerbreadman85 “Get ready assholes”

[@moronichybrid]

@@Dillon6545 That's an actual line ingame said by a mexican bulldozer.

[@deadshot9114]

I LOVE the editing yall do absolutely makes me cry laughing every time.

[@sa_v0137]

Game developers: “How big do you want the spoon?” Badger: “YES!”

[@dingo7016]

YES

[@Xylobone-Man]

5:17 I love the puzzled look as they turn around violently trying to find out what the hell is going on and why a man has a large spoon

[@aydenmulvaney6506]

" Tell me about the rabbits George." My middle school memories: I now enter cri mode.

[@xxwolfrocksxx1829]

That book fucked me up man ;-;

[@TheCrazedMexican.]

Little story, when I was in elementary, me and other kids saw a squirrel without a fucking head, like, the bitch was ripped off

[@BomaineBempire]

How y’all feel about green beans

[@SkiesOfHorizon]

@@BomaineBempire that name is not compliant with our community guidelines

[@BomaineBempire]

@@SkiesOfHorizon oH ReALy

[@shift_del3te249]

"Hey can I get some money?" "Only a spoonful."

[@Zer0Tr1gger]

0:34 - 0:44 Can we just appreciate the fact that he added this completely unrelated scene purely for shitpost purposes, while still taking the time to add jiggle physics.

[@kylebeguhl8516]

Yeah, it’s kinda funny.

[@ioerror]

3:03 This is why I love Grouse

[@That_One_Chick-09]

I have a game where my name is ⋆⪻ᗴՐՐOՐ⪼⋆ lol

[@D3D_Rid3r]

Chicago in a nutshell

[@tylerjackal8589]

Rattle 'em Boys! Gggggggggggggg-

[@卩卂几丨匚]

Clounker lol

[@MrSpaceCoreThe3rd]

RATTLE EM BOIS

[@gamehero8781]

“How y’all feel about green-“ *This message was not compliable with twitch guidelines*

[@papacheese6823]

You have been band from Ubisoft forms

[@TRAUMACRE]

@@papacheese6823 we

[@BCman03_]

@@papacheese6823 Banned** (Wanna help you out a bit)

[@Starman062]

@@TRAUMACRE oui

[@Edgelord-rn9he]

How is asking about Green Beans offensive? Does it offend the Green Beans community?

[@Shadow16971]

15:01 bruh Dallas legit turned into Deadpool 😂 🤣🤣

[@labracababrador4263]

"George, tell me about the rabbits" Got me way harder than it should

[@coolguy9648]

Who tf are u omg wtf is that pfp

[@DragonKnight90001]

@@coolguy9648 .............have you never heard of the films Austin powers?

[@Drosmkr1]

Of mice and men reference top notch

[@DragonKnight90001]

@@Drosmkr1 ............hated that in english it was a good film but......damn just damn.

[@aHumanBeing97]

Fat Bastard? But, You’re not supposed to be fat anymore?!

[@lorddingusmcfurguson9356]

I will live and die for the line: "THE BUFFOON IS FLUMMOXED!"

[@TheGlowingBeansGuy]

3:35 Watching this clip slowly, he didnt just disapear, he straight up ragdoll stretched outta this universe.

[@Choujifangirl]

That’s literally what I said and as soon as I noticed it I could not stop laughing😂 but I do wonder though what causes that to happen from a game developer/gameplay standpoint?

[@XF_Chaos]

Oh holy shit he did 😆 I love 0.25 playback speed

[@EdyAlbertoMSGT3]

@@Choujifangirl 2 words: Diesel engine

[@KodiakBoog]

Nah look again his body lands in the back left corner

[@candymanva9629]

It’s only a matter of time until he makes a Payday 3 video now.

[@icy3-1]

Objectively speaking, the Comically Large Spoons are actually pretty good melee weapons, especially the Golden one. Stats wise, it does the same damage as the Great Sword but with a faster attack speed and the ability to set targets on fire. Who knew that a joke weapon would actually be pretty darn effective

[@mercwiththemouthsnewphone6798]

Overkill. That's who

[@zephyerusseleval4899]

That's payday for ya.

[@rrwevvfaefb5215]

but contrary to what badger used for his build, sociopath can't use its 20x melee bonus for the spoon the spoon's attack speed is over the 1 second time. Also you just need inner pockets to get it to work for stealth literally 2 points since you are probably gonna use the tree anyway for speed

[@RustyUNITB]

Same thing happened with the fat wad of cash

[@thefarg]

Even better in VR since you can swing it around like hell

[@CrazyHeadassery]

Now we need a comically large syringe... And I quote, "It's not a piece of shit either. This thing hits like the second shot of the vaccine."

[@lonewanderer1328]

Based badger is a smart lad. He’s like a yung James Bond

[@GradientExe]

id love that

[@anttiakselisalmi913]

or comicly large nail clippers, funny and freightening

[@doomraider488]

Hoorah to that

[@Zenith252]

Because it IS the second shot of the vaccine

[@rockethero1177]

“This thing hits like the second shot of the vaccine.” I can tell you as of today this is accurate

[@gabrielt.c]

I am so happy I didnt get any symptoms after getting my second shot 😅

[@BirdThatEatsPrometheussLiver]

@@gabrielt.c I got every symptom :( exaggeration)

[@plastic12345]

Same

[@Ronin_Chikara_Ikari]

The second shot hurt like q bitch but was still fine, didn't feel any symptoms after the initial pain.

[@kira-dk2mx]

Amen to that, brother. That second shot had my soul partially hanging out of my body for the entire day afterwards.

[@Wither-the-L3]

16:55 "I will give you my all, pretty- *dies*"

[@Meathead437]

I want a 10 hour version of Dallas dancing to “I will give you my all”

[@JotaroKujo-nj4bx]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gne8aISrZdeBjKc I’ll give you one better

[@LilMcMoffett]

Don't we all?

[@matthewboyer7401]

Don't give Badger any idea, he would totally do that.