Criminal Lawyer Reacts to Remble - Touchable

Criminal Lawyer Bruce Rivers Reacts to Touchable by Remble
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• Remble - Touchable (Of...
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[@sylem7157]

Remble “kill his cousin right in front of him” Bruce: “well that’s not nice”

[@WhoisSayge]

LMAO😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@CR_PLAYEDIT]

🤣

[@Kaanfight]

I mean, he do be spitting facts

[@SheHateBlu]

Well it's a fact. Lawyers have more sympathy. And stand judgement for the actions of others.

[@5u1c1de_Ry]

words of the year

[@twixyyt5744]

“That’s just so fucking cold” this man is just the best

[@12345AJ6789]

Bro that had me in tears😭

[@osamasbeard3781]

Man Fr

[@rigoperezjr3587]

time stamp?

[@timevoider1192]

@@rigoperezjr3587 3:00

[@rigoperezjr3587]

@@timevoider1192 thanks

[@briyyyan8302]

remble isn't built different, he's constructed alternatively

[@jjpizza7452]

Yes

[@TheMauritianMagician]

affirmative my good sir *tips fedora*

[@shaggyonsteroids7437]

assembled in russia

[@Jr-su1uw]

Not fax but statistical

[@NameGame446]

“Remble isn’t built different, he’s constructed alternatively” -🤓🤓

[@agudelojefferson3842]

Remble does not Kidnap you he simply moves you to a unknown longitude and latitude

[@SwiKeyMTC]

💀

[@falchetti4493]

Remble does not rap, he informs you with rhythm.

[@kevinwilson5652]

@@falchetti4493 slept on this one

[@xShqdowMC]

@@kevinwilson5652 lol

[@gavinr.3170]

I love this channel but i also watch Seven Hunnid on KZbin alot..

[@madebymali6758]

“I’m not lackin tho” - Blicky Bruce, 2021 Untouchable.

[@confused_phantom3820]

🅱️licky 🅱️ruce 😂😂😂

[@ppsychoyan8368]

Bruce BinFloxkin✡️🔱

[@SPEEDOPHILE116]

Yessir that's my boy blicky 🦹🏾‍♂️🦹🏾‍♂️ 🗿 🗿🦹🏾‍♂️🦹🏾‍♂️👑👑

[@jaxsynwinkler5859]

He keep it on him 😂

[@OaklandsOwn1]

When he say "Im Not lackin tho."..... I believe him.

[@aonis3156]

same

[@tylerspeir5654]

Dont fuck wit the homie bruce

[@dustyzbrick9510]

Bliccy Bruce

[@T4NKEVANZ]

hes had choppers in videos before lmaoo

[@deezlilnuts]

man was prepared to ride out on the man who snitched on his dad with a .357

[@idk6940]

"I'm not lacking tho"

[@jaymere2166]

😂😂😂

[@MichaelPerepelitsa]

That boi self snitching

[@jjcoola998]

💯

[@bigballerdefault1054]

🤣🤣🤣

[@DizzyDraco2002]

It's funny cuz he really not😂😂

[@darkmark10]

“If you need 30 your a bad shot”- Bruce Rivers

[@papatom4422]

Bruce keep a revolver he a deadeye 😭😭🐐

[@raccoon2058]

blicky bruce

[@trippie_fabio3181]

He’s right but it’s always best to have more ammo than your opposition in combat

[@stealyonikes]

Not really,in a panic situation spray and hope you strike someone

[@trippie_fabio3181]

Plus why would you want 6-15 shots against a whole group of people, 30 rounder is pretty smart for a bad bad bad situation

[@jmainevent7513]

LMFAO "and here's the other thing I kinda like remble" "but it is cold as shit" 💪🏾🤛🏾

[@jakewalko1632]

Bruce: “Glorifying these kinds of activities is harmful” Also Bruce: “If you need 30 rounds, then your a bad shot”

[@benjamintoddmusic8108]

Well if your gonna do something do I right

[@DonWick777]

Heard a couple ppl died swimming in the lake that used to be a black town that was flooded in Georgia. Police must be horrible shots then. Them boys empty on Unarmed ppl

[@KxngDrew]

“Getting your shit pushed back boy” 😭😭😭

[@guttalui7865]

Was looking for this haha bro too funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@begolejohnson6707]

Killed me

[@Imjustspeakingmymind]

The way he said so calmly 😂😂

[@collinstobesbuheretsinje335]

Remble isn't the goat, he's the capra aegagrus

[@zq7759]

Underrated

[@DemoDaVinci]

big brain comment

[@tulips1083]

When you understand a smart person comment

[@jmainevent7513]

@@tulips1083 u ain't understand shit u Googled it like me lol

[@tulips1083]

@@jmainevent7513 I actually did

[@xpertq5726]

“If you need 30 you’re a bad shot” this man sending shots with 0 he can’t miss

[@JustaComment93]

All I need is 1

[@ykblanco347]

I’m starting to believe that blicky Bruce a real gangsta under that suit😂😂

[@woodyw.4746]

Fax 😂

[@producedbykhireyakeem4340]

Most lawyers are bro

[@SPEEDOPHILE116]

But he valid af🦹🏾‍♂️🦹🏾‍♂️🦹🏾‍♂️🦹🏾‍♂️👑👑👑👑 🗿 🗿 🗿 🗿

[@eajinho]

Gus fring

[@derrickward8925]

Saul Goodman

[@theapexpredator5428]

“From eating lunchables at recess to getting your shit pushed back” Said by a truly cold ass man. Gotta love that man Blicky “I ain’t lackin though” Bruce

[@marvincotton1919]

This my first time watching OG Bruce. He definitely invited to the cookout ✊🏾💯

[@cainpoe]

I wonder if Bruce starts dropping lingo at family gatherings

[@Dannywebbb18]

LMAO

[@jacksondeadman3595]

He got the chop to

[@Kuba-hn7xl]

Idk but he’s not lacking tho

[@Pentazemin7]

If it's not a barbecue you don't want no smoke with Bruce

[@ballpuncher0000]

Bro i hope lmao it seems like he would

[@arisrevenge]

“i don’t have the choppa, i’m not lackin though” 🤣🤣🤣

[@qqxnb1828]

Bliky Bruce valid

[@cainpoe]

Cosigned.

[@undr_guv_surv]

"You only need one"... Bruce goin for the collateral

[@datboitaco5463]

If you say this in touchable's beat it's straight bars

[@jameswolf5513]

Yeah, he comin with the disses, hit ch’boy wit that collateral

[@randokku]

Remble:I won’t rob him I’ll rearrange his pockets Bruce:I like this guy

[@twenty2laws30]

LMFAO 😂😂

[@nowelsiadrow1716]

😂😂

[@illestmane2195]

“You don’t need 30 you only need 1” Bruce a cold killer 😂

[@imsofukingdum]

Onb🤣🤣

[@Mayowanyc]

A lawyer really breaking down rap lyrics I would've never imagined lol

[@BENZO_TV]

Ever🤞

[@paradise_valley]

Coolest thing is he enjoys the music and understands it contextually, and almost breaks down lyrics thematically, artistically and also even ethically sometimes. So it’s not entirely even legal advice and stuff.

[@InterstellarCloudd]

“Going from being a kid eating you lunchables, to get your shit pushed back boy”BRO😂😂😭😭

[@mikieebonez]

He say it so normal too lmfao

[@Ceebabyyyy]

😂

[@thefreshprince4652]

Hear Bruce say “getting ur shit pushed back boy” made my day

[@wadehammond5813]

“He’s just cold as shit” 🥶

[@woodyw.4746]

I mean he’s not wrong

[@megalomaniac445]

"If you need 30 you're not a good shot"😂😂😂

[@jjpizza7452]

😂😂

[@oveetee9294]

Quantity over quality, I think that’s why switch’s are so popular to, there’s a higher chance of getting shot while trying to aim than if you were to get a automatic gun or a pistol with a auto mod and like 100 shots in a drum and just spraying and hoping u hit someone you mean to

[@jeremiahwalker2866]

@@oveetee9294 yeah but switches glitch and you can lose control

[@deadkill7093]

Bro why he rapping like he in a conversation 😭

[@shinozu]

he reading the Terms and Conditions

[@hippopotatomoose]

He's storytelling. I'm guessing you don't like Slick Rick...

[@tb8654]

@@hippopotatomoose this ain't storytelling bro 😂😂

[@xayln786]

@@hippopotatomoose not rly?

[@RelentlessDjango]

@@hippopotatomoose most likely too young to know who Slick Rick is.

[@zacharycayer8509]

I love Remble and seeing Bruce react to his music is like a blessing

[@IsaacJRoberts]

"I was coaching a team of shottas now they rushing you" That bar too cold everytime

[@Rome__king]

I love this man 😂 reminds me of my lawyer who was on retainer for me street racing days god rest his soul 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 was a truly joy to be around. You can tell this man is the same cloth he a lawyer who will have you in good spirits on his personable humor alone with his straight talk with forethought strategy . In short he a solid lawyer he can have you laughing and confident the moment you walk into that courthouse 💯 keep it coming captain 💪🏾

[@gregorydennis3107]

“And I don’t mean fellas in that way” goshhh you got to love this guy

[@upop53]

A goat reacting to a goat Remble: I was watching him outside his house he's getting comfortable Bruce: that's premeditation

[@MoAli-wm4of]

Been watching Bruce for a year now and his vids stay really entertaining and I always end up learning something from legal lessons to general life shxt … and really appreciate it Bruce .. keep it up, hope your son is profiting off this channel and also hope he really appreciate how lucky he is to have an old man that has as much substance and wisdom as Bruce

[@johnsajeth1018]

I don’t have choppa today. “Im not lacking tho”

[@whodeyharambe5776]

This lawyer off the gawt damn charts

[@Iamjpickk]

Remble: Peter piper picked a pack of bullets now their touching you Bruce: that’s so fuckin cold😭

[@PhancyTim]

“I’m not lacking tho” he is not touchable

[@Azraeluchiha999]

He ain't just Bruce no more, he's 🅱️ruce.

[@roach5485]

“Regular fine fellas.”- Bruce

[@hes_one_shot3180]

What u mean by that🤔💀

[@burnerraccnt1149]

It's an Italian Mafia reference

[@blackboi8200]

Let’s go. Been waiting on this one

[@ITSSKUDDUMMY]

I love coming back here. He uses more and more slang all the time lmao it’s so fun hearing his insights

[@beepbopboop7727]

"Im not lacking though" Omg I love this man.

[@xex1337]

Yo Bruce you and your son got an amazing thing going keep it up🔥

[@NotForFAKE]

Love you guys keep working we know you will !!!

[@itssilxnt2748]

“If u need 30 ur not a good shot” 😂😂 I love this guy

[@drkiwiwiwi]

I actually enjoyed the video and I like how you actually enjoy the talent these rappers have regardless of the violent content

[@Blazedden.]

Remble doesn't kill you with a gun, he simply just operates a piece of machinery that has the ability to propel a minuscule sharp, hazardous projectile with impeccable aim to decrease your expected lifespan by penetrating you by any part of your body he chooses.

[@usaFederalBureauOfInvestgation]

Thank you for your input, Mr. Rivers.

[@GoatMeal66]

Nice, glad you did this one. Boss as always good sir

[@KevlarWagon]

Love Remble's artistry, and this will be the second analysis on him that I've watched of yours... thanks for the video!

[@bigdantyxl2639]

My manz made it clear he was not lackin😂😭

[@187SrtLee]

Glad to see Bruce still shining

[@kingroady9422]

Il lov remble great reaction Bruce need some more remble hes so talented and different which is rare 💯🔥🌏

[@Wheres_910ice]

“ if you need 30 your not a good shot” Legend

[@itsjhitnotjit6292]

7:50 you can just tell Bruce actually loves listening to Remble 😂 what other rapper does he call “cold” 😭

[@ryanwatt754]

Lmaooo no cap

[@jernzzz7510]

I think he meant cold as in dark lol

[@Houdm]

Incredible. Everything.

[@bradleyisofficial]

Bruce don’t miss and by that I mean he don’t need 30 in his choppa

[@Monclerkam]

You can tell he gettin tired of doing this 😭😭 Remble:”run up on that boy and kill his cousin right in front of him” Bruce:”that’s not nice”

[@waters7422]

This is like when the English teacher plays a movie and she pauses it every 5 seconds to explain to us a new word

[@f1aqq204]

New upload let's go 🔥

[@vjexs999]

First video I’ve seen from you and your reaction to this video was enough for me to subscribe and like the video. Found this video while searching up the actual music video.

[@cheekybigfoot4249]

Fucking love Bruce 30 seconds in and I’m already laughing

[@quacksstacks461]

“If you need 30 you’re not a good shot”😂

[@blitzkriiegi1005]

Was waiting for this

[@SRTKEVIN]

Been waiting for this

[@n0limittroy]

Love how he said “don’t have the choppa with me today” Thas how u know Bruce is indeed toting a choppa tho he still keep the lil 38 on him tho he ain’t lacking 😂

[@kingillmusic]

remble is NICE, haven’t heard music this good in a while

[@thebelowaveragegamer1234]

Props to Bruce for being the most chill lawyer ever

[@Elian_Cruz_Lifts]

Been waiting for these

[@prodsil_]

the criminal lawyer

[@baseballhaha]

This is proof that anyone can be a KZbinr. The internet embraces all

[@stevie2541]

I was boppin to this song not too long ago and with bruce’s explanation it makes the song sound so scary

[@markblalock2889]

“You only need one.” Blicky Bruce is mad cold

[@hennessy5458]

He thinks he’s John Wick lmao

[@the_bamba3497]

“Kill him right in front of him” Bruce:That’s not nice

[@Gamer-uk3pd]

“Regular fine fellas, not like that tho” 💀💀💀💀 you’re a monster.

[@john818menace9]

Sir!!! I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣 when you chuckled and said this is some 🥶 💩. Thank you for that laugh. Made my day

[@elenebarnhill4321]

Lovely E. You are so far my favorite lawyer

[@lilguillotine4675]

"IF YOU NEED 30 THEN YOU AINT A GOOD SHOT" HE IS A MENACE

[@ShawnRector]

08:22 I think the best use case for a 30 round fun stick or the 50 round glock drums.... Is when you are entering a situation where you don't know how many people you are going to have to turn into vegetables. It's faster to switch to your secondary rather than reloading. The average glock magazine is 15 round. Rather than carry a secondary or 5 or 10 extra magazines you can just have a glock 19 or a glock 26 with a 50 round magazine attached to it to avoid reloading. Another fun thing you could do is if you have good cover is lit off 10 shots. Stop wait for a couple seconds/minutes so they think you might be reloading or clearing a jam. Peak the corner and lay them out as they are pushing you. But for a lot of situations yes I can agree you only need 1 or 2 or 3 bullets... If it's a random attack (on a Subway in Los Angeles or Chicago or New York City) and you keep a dummy wallet with a dummy cell phone and you panic drop to the floor throw them your wallet and the fake dummy phone and then pull out the kimber K6S and lay them out... Given the proper variables lineup where you're given the opportunity to safely draw your weapon. There are definitely situations where you only need a revolver but there are also lots of situations where it would be safe to be overprepared with the highest capacity magazine possible. And then there are situations like hunting deer where the variables are very relaxed and there is no pressure and you can make it With a single fire bolt action. I'm no expert just my thoughts on the situation.

[@trip5898]

I think we all can agree Bruce got a new favorite artist🤣💯

[@countryboylife6549]

One of the best channels on KZbin

[@garyyidsen6574]

“ They shoved that shit up your ass “ 😭💀I like this guy Edit - He chickened out 😂 this guys is complete gold

[@lighthousesniper124]

Will he perform if he has money right in front of him?

[@olee556]

would he run up on that boy and kill his cousin right in front of him ?

[@andybinau1697]

did he touch his shoulder so he knew he was indeed touchable?

[@jtfdfhtcddd3416]

@@andybinau1697 did he put 30 in his chop and turn him to a huxtable?

[@andybinau1697]

​@@jtfdfhtcddd3416 he sure did come a long way from Pre-K and eating Lunchables™

[@TamBojji]

@@andybinau1697 when he was up the smithing did he really feel uncomfortable?

[@nathanfrosty4875]

The rhyming on this is on point!

[@fxckittho999]

bruce rivers never miss with these video🔥😂🔥

[@Hirst303]

Alternate title: A man speaking Times new roman reacting to someone speaking Times new roman

[@staforiii]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Michasso]

“From eating lunchables to getting your shit pushed backed”😂😂😂

[@unbillifiedx9827]

Less goo More heat from bruce

[@BullMarketBandit]

THIS is the reaction I wanted to see

[@Boomier]

“I’m not lacking tho” -Bruce “gon blow” Rivers

[@justinm452]

Remble Isn't built different, he's contructed alternatively which differentiates him from other consecutive poetry artists displayed on the radio which compete in rhyme scheme

[@aleksandrolkhovskiy4075]

this dude got some hypnotic type of voice, wtf.

[@keemkeem]

We know u not lackin you "Blicky Bruce". Keep the good content coming 👌

[@dylanwhaley7924]

You should react to Omar’s testimony from season 2 of the wire. Rip Michael k Williams

[@caliindoor]

Lmao... "I'm not lacking tho"

[@Chill-vr4hp]

I love this guy

[@idkk6196]

CLR is top 5 best youtubers for sure

[@cainpoe]

Bruce, at one point, almost had to take the long way home, let his beard grow and his hair get long. And long sleeves for the tattoos on his arms.

[@Jay-gb8lz]

Did you notice he doesn’t swear not once during the song

[@keenanpierson420]

When you take apart his lyrics it's cold as hell but on the surface it's so articulate and wordy

[@user-px3fp6ye9r]

I love your reaction