8:26 what a strange dispatcher. Mother says I found a human head in my son's closet. The dispatchers like can you describe the head for me is it male or female I think that's the last thing you want to do just get your ass over there and do your job. You think the mother wants to be like well actually hold on let me let me make sure yeah the eyeballs are cut out the tongue is missing but yeah definitely is a head it's a female wait I found another one know that there's a male head as well oh this is interesting this one has no ears like what the hell when you hear someone say they found a severed head dispatcher I don't think I'm going to ask that many questions. I think I would be like okay what's your address we'll send police right over thank you. I think this dispatcher is like very strange like probably gets off to like murder investigations on television you know like the episode of South Park seriously. You hear severed head send police that's it

I guess….one shouldn’t video record the murder as you commit the crime. Blame it on the wine…. 🍷🍷

6:14 yo you can't just gloss over that by the way you need to make a full video of the dog with the arm the mouth come on

5:47 okay you know most of the people that are watching your channel are not drinking glasses of wine they're either completely dead ass over like myself are they getting stoned I can't picture watching this tripping so yeah maybe like 10% of them are probably getting drunk doubt it I think probably 40% of stoned the rest sober too many percentages I lost count I know I sound like I'm drunk or stoned but sadly I think it was too much tripping back in the day that me and my brain a little slow

How the hell do I go from some ordinary gamer then a random like a hour of Dave Chappelle jokes then this device just loads up Bruce l ,what a strange algorithm setup. I didn't pick the shit it just picked itself it was like here watch this then watch this. I mean I did pick some ordinary gamer then after that Dave Chappelle then this, crazy. But I am a fan of this channel I've watched many videos I've commented many times ,never got an answer I think you have to pay for those.

I was pulled up by cops 3 nites ago. I was interstate and lost. driving slowly but a bit all over the rd because there was a car right up behind me so I pulled of the rd to let the car pass. It was a car full of cops. I was not drunk = one can of diet coke. Just lost = so they breath - tested me and found me to be sober and told me how to get where i needed to go.

OMG = HOW SHOCKING

I really like how you tell folks to not give cops bullshit = totally right correct.

CLR Bruce Rivers: "Now when that happens you can't claim self defence can we" Jodi: "Hold my beer. Oh no my wine. Forget that, it was coke actually. Because I love coke and my dog named Doggy Boy"

Apple pie and ax murdering, how American!

Another fun filled episode 🥴

He never even checked to see if he was drunk he only went to the girls side of the car. He was last as hell. Not only that if that was me is still be alive but definitely in jail. The cop not only did he take the time to see if the driver was drunk or smelled like liquor he just basically gave thd couple tickets to his girlfriend. I feel sorry for her and her only their was no excuse for his driving and the officer just seemed in a hurry to give him a break because of paperwork or he realized had was wrong from blocking off the freeway improperly. If I was thd girls mom I would investigate thd officer .And what kills me is she blamed his ignorance on her before she died. I just wish the girl would if got out of the car.

In Maine, they’re passing the bullshit where somebody just decides your risk some neighbor yours they come in literally will put you in custody until you prove you’re not a threat. That’s where we are in Maine. They’re coming for our guns on every level.

How do people not realize that the goal of the Democrats is to remove gun rights completely? How do people not see that yet?

Mate grow that beard back

The Left has always told people an unborn are only a clump of cells and then people being shocked a 'birthing person' referring to a baby as 'nothing' is mind boggling. You reap what you sow! #2

I really like your program because you're really funny. I think you should call Netflix and ask if you can get on the series breaking bad. I see you fitting right in somewhere. That being said I have to call you out on being a liar. On every single one of your videos. I watch intently. I know what people say. I wait for them to mean what they say. But when you tell the viewers that you have never seen the video that you are talking about, nobody with a half a brain cell believes you. So a friendly hint if you want to try and bring your lawyer status up a notch, don't start every video off with a lie. Tell us you researched the video intently and went to libraries and museums to make sure it was the right content. No indeed, you probably did some skip tracing and private investigating to get the facts straight on the videos you present, right? Don't come here and tell me you've never seen the video before 😂😂 at least say you glanced at it while you were going to the bathroom in the basement. Say the video of the day came across a billboard just before you were crossing a bridge. teleprompters on your favorite show criminal minds caused you to come and share your acknowledge. Yes, and you had to come and tell us all about it because the video is so dang important. You are right. People make mistakes and we should just say whatever we want off the top of our heads. I like it like that. I like you..❤

6:23 "Call mom"....and tell her I'm a useless, dumb cunt

I was 18 when I had my son and I would never put him in the trash. We can't become lawmakers about what age to have kids because some people are twisted. Actually, she's not evil, she is going about her business without feelings. My granddaughter told me when she was in grade 11 all about feelings and how you have to tuck them away. Well when you have a nation of students who have tucked away feelings, we will begin to see a whole bunch of abused neglected and dead babes. Feelings are what separates us from the animals.

She has a TESLA …..what else do we expect???

Such a spoilt brat !!!!!! 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶 🥶🥶🥶

I really like that judge. She seemed like the perfect person to handle this case, her statement at sentencing was very well said.

How do they know l was speeding ??? 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶. Can anybody be this thick 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

I really fucking appreciate how he pointed out how a black person would never get away with some of these little behaviors

Bruce of course there is a reason to continue with another test! Where else would you find a clown like this outside of a circus??? $5000 solicitor's fee!!! I'm in the wrong field of work!

Herein lies the problem…… daddy never told her NO !!! 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

Bruce, you're killing me!!!

Bruce! I nearly peeed my pants! Hilarious! Right, centre, right, down...

I have yet to meet an Egyptian capable of following instructions and most never touch alcohol.

I don't feel like Nicholas Mui did a very good job defending himself unfortunately.Starting from the very beginning before he even stabbed anybody on the river. Very sad! Mui had just had open heart surgery fairly recent to this and I don't remember them bringing this up, but OF COURSE he feared for himself!. I wish I were a lawyer first, and I wish I defended this case, second 🤣 I think the prosecutor went too hard on this guy.

Blrdddd

He has a second interaction with law enforcement

What does CLR stand for?

Free Da Yung OG

OMG love your rap song at the end.. that just needed to be said, it's hilarious LOL

And you're not old. Preach it. Good job. As for the showing off, what kind of idiot would think that a girl would like that. I blame Hollywood in part for glamorizing speeding in their stupid movies like Fast and Furious.

Millions of dollars of taxpayer money for petty crimes.

Trump can't keep his mouth shut

1.15M dang!

Hope you like White Gangsters too

bruce got real deal beef with his grandmother

This is one of those Lawyers who keep criminals out of jail,he just said it! 6:30......

Back when i was that age we wouldn't even press charges. These kids are pussys these days

I think the actual story was he just robbed them. They didn't owe him money

I never understood the appeal of alcohol. I don’t want to drink something that tastes like paint thinner. It sucks the oxygen out of your brain cells. Its a toxin that literally illcits an immune response, that’s why you turn red (flush) and start feeling warm when you drink it, because your body is literally fighting a toxin. It’s a personality magnifier, so if you were a d!ck sober, you’ll be an even bigger d!ck drunk. And it causes people to make a lot of terrible serious decisions that destroy the lives of everyone involved. I’m good on that.

Again I appreciate your input on this matter

10 days! Where are you! It’s not like you have a real job or you’re a real lawyer or something! 😉

The chief was in the wrong for being drunk the sergeant was wrong for assaulting the chief and the criminal lawyer is wrong for making money off this shit. This is America. Meanwhile the driver probably got arrested put in jail and had to bond out and hire a lawyer.

I really appreciate you going through these videos and appreciate you sharing your professional opinion 🙏🙏

Wait....Bill C. had a cellphone while PoTuS ??????