Clueless American's Guide to Picking a Premier League Team (2025 Edition)

[@IamMcMull3n]

FatAsian got me into prem league football like 2 years ago and warned me not to be a Tottenham fan. I did not listen.

[@Navel_Wagon]

Coys

[@Imraphael_]

Which player made you support spurs?

[@coconutzmilk]

​@@Imraphael_ has to be the great Eric Dier.

[@squanch3526]

You, a full grown adult, voluntarily chose to support s*rs in 2022? Your brain must be studied.

[@ryanknight2535]

@@Imraphael_ can't be anyone other than Harry Winks

[@Mubabaz254]

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[@toneymontgomery2964]

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[@SuperDuperHappyTime]

I like how you have Great Britain and England in there.

[@loganstaark9411]

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[@clementthangtinkhum7690]

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[@EE3rd]

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[@NoahFoutz]

The Brighton disrespect is insane

[@thomasevans5525]

Have to agree. Unreal start to the season

[@Dutchofclass]

He should just go over all 20 teams. No reason to not include them all

[@maxbeaumont6865]

It's cause we love to beat United

[@Fusic88]

This is my first season as a fan and I chose Brighton based on his last video.

[@josephfoulger9628]

Brighton couldn’t sell out the Withdean a few years ago

[@flyguyseth1]

New fan in 19/20. Knowing less than nothing, I became a Villa fan. Now as a Villa fsnatic, best ride ever!!! UTV!!!

[@uptheblues1875]

SOTV!!!

[@Yo-gp1lq]

You want mild satisfaction and disappointment when you attain 2nd place, support a big six club, you want a rollercoaster, a journey, support Aston Villa

[@projectzs]

Only Villa can make you still feel safe whilst being 2-0 down whilst also making you shit yourself when being 2-0.

[@limofootball]

You want relegation 5 years from now, support aston villa.

[@kurtsudheim825]

Villa already been relegated, come back up stronger. You want relegation, support man city​@@limofootball

[@ballerboi4980]

Doubt Chelsea or Man U fans would feel mild satisfaction with 2nd place 😂

[@roniali687]

Bro called 27 years old Dominic Solanke young and upcoming striker in the premier league 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@victorslyvester8977]

He is actually is

[@jayderb]

Really the only American I love to listen to talk about football

[@itsdragoman]

I recommend Maqwell too

[@abicrystalwing1543]

Zealand is fun too. Not his main channel, but Zealandism, which is like a commentary channel where he talks about random shit.

[@zacharyhacault9546]

⁠@@abicrystalwing1543zealandism is a goated channel

[@kalmenbarkin5708]

Zealandism is the shit

[@kurtsudheim825]

Because he actually watches a bit of ball, more than since of these "gone grown talent" talkers who've been brought up in the game but don't know anything. I mean the club & pitch side are filled with muppets. Also, he's trying to make it entertaining, he's not pretending to be a football genius, it's a comedic synopsis

[@TheKoreanToffee]

Asian (Korean) Evertonian here, I've been supporting this club for 2 years now and let me tell you, it is the most amount of suffering and torture a man can experience. Seeing your 2-0 lead turn into 2-3, TWICE, and seeing Michael Keane on the pitch brings an unimaginable pain that keeps me going everyday. We are seemingly protected by God from relegation, and Dyche will lead us through as you said, like a lizard through a snake pit. UTFT!

[@tdhiatt52]

Yeah am half Korean and pull for the spurs it’s bad

[@catto1980]

Yo, I see you on r/everton, big up

[@winstonmontgomery8785]

Don't ever give up on your team man! If there's one thing I can respect, its a diehard.

[@sebberen451]

Exactly, but if you hate on your own team this much you just sound like a plastic fan

[@innocento.1552]

I'm a proud member of the hate watch corner. I can't get enough of the tears of Xpression and Goldbridge. They are very good KZbinrs and entertainers.

[@Yogoniogi]

[@jantz_g5]

I’m a Chelsea fan and I love cold Palmer but I could not stop laughing at him dissing Cole for bein slow idk why 😂😂

[@kaizenkltr]

We as Chelsea fans are not too worried about our ownership rn tbh. If anything, the football has kept us away from all of that noise this season, and no matter what happens I think we are confident the boys will flourish this season and the years to come. There’s an air of optimism amongst us. Up The Chels🔵

[@JKribbit]

Just support Brighton, everyone's second club and hipster club. You won't have expectations but they will always exceeds it.

[@baxbox7772]

you can sincerely piss off if you support our club as a second club

[@eyesmoving]

I feel like Brighton should have been in there. It's everyone's Mistress.

[@Imgettingaword]

I jumped on the Manchester City bandwagon in 1972, ive seen the wheels fall off, the axle break, and the horses shot several times over the decades, but this is the best time to be a City fan in our history.

[@leo-mf22]

1. Manchester City at 0:27 2. Arsenal at 3:05 3. Liverpool at 5:04 4. Aston Villa at 7:47 5. Tottenham Hotspur at 10:29 6. Manchester United at 11:52 7. Chelsea at 13:05 8. Everton at 17:09

[@IsraelValladares-qx2dx]

These videos are so funny I live on the west Coast and it sucks to get up so early to watch chels

[@Insomnia74]

Sorry to hear fellow Chelsea fan, I live In south africa, able to watch just one hour or 2 ahead depending on dst.

[@X9alpha9X]

Cold Palmer being the personification of "fuck it, we ball" is the most accurate shit I've ever heard.

[@matriquess]

Newcastle is also a team that could become the next big thing

[@thomasevans5525]

Duran reminds me of prime Origi. Amazing to have guys like that firing off the bench.

[@TheGradeFootballer]

Duran is already 5 times the player Origi ever was.

[@thomasevans5525]

@TheGradeFootballer yeah with all those trophies and game winning moments. Oh wait that's Origi.

[@coconutzmilk]

​@@TheGradeFootballer yeah, Duran's catalogue of title-winning goals back up your claim soundly.

[@vector_vector__]

I joined MCFC in 2012 becuz Yaya Toure was nutz , the guy can do everything he was unreal 😬. Although those UCL eliminations were depressing we finally won it after 7 years chasing that sh*t .

[@TheIdiotBoxUK]

Nottingham Forest - A proper club.

[@TheJWRB]

Facts.

[@hugsgrom6693]

Truth

[@100percentSNAFU]

My wife, who is an American football fan 🤮 and knows nothing about proper football, call them the "trees" and has deemed them her team 😂. As a Liverpool fan, at least I can say Forest wears proper colors!

[@TheJWRB]

@@100percentSNAFU haha, it's honestly not that bad because we have the nickname, the tricky trees, but i get it. as for the colours very true haha. Happy your wife supports us, but also sorry for how that game against us went this year, bet she was laughing after the 1-0 win 🤣

[@eavyeavy2864]

Football fans need their copium. Calling Cheater a proper😂

[@darthbauer5153]

Liverpool is the only club that’s slain the Pep/City dragon during this run. That feels worth mentioning.

[@Fh_81]

Arsenal in 2024 in the Prem last season 16 wins, 1 loss, 1 draw equals "fading down the stretch" apparently....

[@itzsyk0tik]

I follow Liverpool, but if you want to watch a team that plays like an ankle biter just to scare the big six teams then watch Brentford. Fr the annoying little brother to the teams mentioned

[@jaybridges6972]

Dominic Solanke isn’t young he’s 27.

[@djvflk28]

My mate came to Ireland from The States and randomly picked a team to support in The Premier League. Alas, he got Everton. His life has been sheer misery ever since. Be careful my American friends. In my humble opinion Liverpool are by far the most Fun.

[@benjaminguzman3428]

No views in 23 seconds? Slacking

[@BobbyGilfinn]

Only 308 views in 8 minute he fell off

[@RyanAndTheHawk]

The downfall is crazy

[@BruceWayne-pm6co]

this comments aren’t funny

[@DJYunkHank]

If you really want a team to support you should watch a season or half a season first, listen to the chants and read up on clubs history before you make a choice...

[@coconutzmilk]

Too much work. Just _eenie-meenie-maanie-mo_ it.

[@Mu3az523]

Most people don't realize how rich is Aston Villa owners

[@jordanramirez1491]

For me it's either fulham or palace, both have good/great American players on their roster

[@tristanbryan3067]

As a Canadian, it's tough to follow the prem without someone there, I can never stay into the games. I know if someone from Canada was playing on a prem team though I could watch all the time.

[@Yogoniogi]

@@tristanbryan3067 Luc de Fougerolles is signed to fulham

[@MerseyBeers]

05:13 "Liverpool floundering in mediocrity in 2000s"? Clearly you're not aware of us being champions of Europe in 2005 and Europa League / UEFA Cup winners in 2001 all before Jurgen...

[@graysonschmitz6464]

The Euros hooked me on football and now I’m a diehard forest fan after only 7 games

[@carlmcclatchie2122]

Great video fella. It really is a good time to be a villa fan, I don't PSR will allow it to happen for too long tho

[@catto1980]

Also, if you're picking everton, we're moving into our new stadium next year, with new owners and a hopeful restructuring of the club, a long term investment

[@KT_M]

Cold Palmer the best player in the world rn.

[@karabomasibi2331]

Lol I honestly didn't know where the Lizzard analogy was going but Everton is the perfect metaphor... You just KNOW Dyche is going to pull a miracle and escape relegation by the end of the season

[@100percentSNAFU]

As a Liverpool fan, I am enjoying the new system. Geigenpress is a fad and in a few years will be forgotten. Possession football is tried and true. Almost all of the great teams of all time have used it. With the exception of old Ajax and "total football", also a fad but a pretty neat idea in my opinion.

[@djvflk28]

I feel we are getting a lot closer to "Total Football", along with the press, under Slot. YNWA brother.

[@100percentSNAFU]

​@@djvflk28I'd love to see it. Hey, you never know, Arne is a Dutchman after all. YNWA 🔴⚽

[@triedforawhile2518]

"The greatest manager the sport has ever seen" Raises eyebrow like Carlo Ancelotti

[@AlwaysChasingStorms]

As a barca fan. I got to admit. Carlo is something else. The loyalty he has and the talent.

[@trevorstatham4451]

Sorry but Ancelotti is nowhere on the level of Pep/Cryuff. He's been a manager twice as long as Pep has been and Pep has more trophies and a better win percentage already. The only thing he leads in is CL titles, 5 vs 3 but given Pep has 17 years younger than him, I'd say it's only a matter of time before he catches up in that too

[@ebthegt5572]

I've been a Spurs man all my life, and honestly, win or lose, I'll still gladly wear the lilywhite and navy blue kit. Been to Spurs all my life, and my father was before me, so I guess mediocrity runs in the family.

[@LFCAbadinho]

As someone who has been a liverpook fan since 2009 come on man we need more respect 🤣

[@YeatFUT]

Am I the only one who knows so much on this sports and still watches these vids😅

[@marcperez8268]

I picked Arsenal before the season so we’re riding for life now.

[@Fumes_007]

Watching this video after yesterday's Arsenal 0 - 2 Bournemouth, hearing you say Saliba is a great defender just cracked me up. (He really is but that red card was crazy)

[@mgradiant]

17:12 HOW DAFUQ U KNOW I WAS LAUGHING, DUDE?!?!?!? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@bugofcake]

If you want to be a GloryHunter support the top 6. If you want some actual excitement pick any of the other 14

[@nathanrushton627]

All those spurs glory supporters

[@bugofcake]

@@nathanrushton627 only tourists supporting them are the Koreans

[@astrodunkbg]

love these complex explanations but still gonna go for the one with the coolest looking badge

[@jesterbeats2898]

I dont think Unai is ever going to leave Villa like how he did at villareal there is no team to go to when you are managing a former European giant like Aston Villa

[@neilgongook3019]

Arsenal is not playing attractive football at all this season, the worst team to recommend to someone trying to get into football, maybe a few seasons ago but they have been absolutely dreadful to watch this season

[@NilakshMalpotra]

1:03 Just because you don't follow La Liga clubs.. LaLiga is absolutely competitive. Not that much money but a sea of talented homegrown Spanish players in even the lower sides.

[@tpsam]

Especially because those were prime years of Sevilla destroying everyone in Europa something that today's premier can't do

[@fatdadocr936]

What about the Toon Army, The Magpies.... New Castle?

[@kevinbonquyquy1047]

Became a Spurs fan during the Poch era, specifically that amazing champions league run. ATM I thought I stumbled upon a gem and this club was going to be the next big thing… and now here we are. And idk how I am still loyal to this team 😂

[@averagehuman9834]

Its a great time to be a city fan, followed pep out of Bayern and wasn't disappointed by it in the slightest. However, our club is shaping to be the villains of 2025 so if you are more into the Hero's Arc, maybe go Arsenal or Liverpool

[@randyflores2489]

Brighton deserve a mention. They've been great for a few years now despite selling players, staff, & board members to Chelsea.

[@tenaschtebogocollis3890]

I was akready dead from laughter at the Snoop Dogg Lizard clip; then you go and use that to describe Everton. I'm cryyyying

[@tervenjames8305]

Cab you do a clueless guide for European teams not just the prem. Or even the Brazilian leagues or Argentina

[@YunGGenO77]

Short Answer: if you arent an Arsenal fan, you should be a Brighton fan ;)

[@STurtle1]

Or be like me and like both. :)

[@YunGGenO77]

@@STurtle1 a man after my own heart 🥹

[@jumb0mumb036]

Ayyy! Brighton fan from Florida here! Been with this team for 2 years and I love this team.

[@vinylhorror]

Unless you’re already Villa supporter

[@darthbauer5153]

You spelled Liverpool wrong mate.

[@THETOOTHPICK1534]

Arsenal fading down the stretch is a crazy way to describe the end of the 23/24 season. Not at a how it happened at all lost 1 and drew one in all of 2024 in the premier league

[@AquaSteez]

Literally all I do is watch the highlights and hope To god some minnows can scrape a resault against the top 6

[@jamesdrummond7684]

My teams since a kid have been...both the Niners and Arsenal. Your comparison was hilarious. And accurate.

[@sebastiano728]

Haven’t finished the video yet, but I don’t understand why Fat Asian didn’t mention the court case going on with Man City. If you wanna bandwagon off them, be aware that they could get a points deduction or get relegated from the Prem by spring of next year!

[@stefandinu6389]

Yeah he never mentions that like wtf? Everyone knows about it,there's no point hiding it,is he trying to not annoy the 25 man city fans?

[@raetekusu1]

He also got Arsenal backwards. Said in 2022/23 that we bottled the Prem away, and in 23/24 that we faded toward the end. In 2022/23, we faded after Saliba got injured. We've lost one league game in 2024, and have only drawn 3 more out of 25 league games (that's 66 out of 75 points, which is insane form, and that's not even factoring that two of those games were against City, and one of those plus Brighton saw us get red-carded and still hold out for a draw). That's the opposite of fading, unless fading has come to mean something different since last I checked. I'm convinced TFA just chases the social media headlines at this point.

[@trevorstatham4451]

Arsenal fan spotted lol

[@greenrico10]

Bro abandoned the weekly review😂😂😂

[@nickm2669]

Became a Forest fan last year. It’s been a blast

[@syukoshiomy]

a british friend of mine told me that Arsenal are the premier league equivalent of the Philadelphia Phillies for their insanely devoted fanbase met with a history of occasional dizzying highs matched with frequent middling ends and futility. likewise with how absolutely cracked some of the players on either team are despite not having a guaranteed win in the pocket. the red/white colors help. sounds about right for my blood! go arsenal

[@aktob316]

This guy got me laughing in the hospital when he mentioned Everton. Man, that was effed up. 😅😂

[@PoliAstroN]

The only correct answer is Manchester United. Laugh all you want- it’s the biggest team in England and 2nd biggest in the world after Real Madrid, and they WILL be back on top eventually. You want a club that has everything? Manchester United.

[@thomasbale8493]

I remember when he used to talk semi enthusiastically about Newcastle 😢 HOWAY THE LADS ⚫️⚪️

[@lenzzzzzzz]

I’ll take the comparison to the 49ers! But as a Dolphins fan you straight disrespected the Bills 😂🤣😂

[@barzun8]

Chelsea is great, up and coming young squad with boatloads of potential, as well as Cole Palmer

[@FZNDeath]

we need another American guide to the other leagues as well

[@annamelissa607]

i remember where mc start buying expensive player and start experimenting ,ppl were laughing at them saying all those money waste for nothing,but i still rooting for them since they buy all the star player WELL LOOK WHERE THEY ARE NOW ,MEAN MONEY IS EVERYTHING!!! LOOK AT PSG

[@Tai-Xian]

It's all about Brighton for the stonks fans, everyone who loves gems and value and seagulls

[@ElTioPental]

Everton is definitely the lizard, but as a leicester fan our season could also be exactly that, we even scaped barely the PLFP punishment by a loophole🤣

[@jakerisi]

Fuck all that. Support Newcastle United. They have the best supporters around the world, the most future potential and IMO the best/most iconic kit in the Premier League. Lol clearly I’m a toon fan but I promise you’ll fall in love with the Geordies. HOWAY the lads! 🖤🤍🖤🤍

[@Jimbob77111]

Try not to glory hunt, and stick with you team through success and failure

[@austinsmith1864]

If only i watched this video 10 years ago when i became a sheffield wednesday fan 😭

[@Jan-vc3xm]

Man City for sure is going to win titles in the future, but not the prem but in National League after the 115 conviction

[@dargoid]

In short: if you're supporting a club not mentioned in this video, you have zero ball knowledge, but the passion deserves some respect. Takes a dog bollocks to support a mid table prem club that you have no connection to because absolutely nothing happens there.

[@duxedeuver]

brighton absolutely just disproves your entire comment

[@dargoid]

@@duxedeuver to be fair i just heard manu and tuned out assuming videos about the big 6 + villa

[@WSpears70]

I put forth Leicester City as a American fan Jamie vardys shit dickrey has brought me so much joy 😂

[@MrBadlandabad]

Never been this early! Love your videos man. Appreciate you bringing the gold standard every time!!

[@Juju25118]

We met an NFL guide to this season I BEG save us oh mighty slimmer asian

[@MarcusMarm]

Wow. Did NOT expect to see my Toffees on here 🙏

[@OrechTV]

14:24 "... the special needs one" best joke he made since I watch him probably :D

[@davywilson8779]

A few seasons ago Everton was the Villa of the prem, ambitious team not from the top 6, now they are the lizard.

[@SuperDuperHappyTime]

“The Dallas Cowboys, on occasion, play entertaining Football” This video was posted literally a day after they lost 47-9.

[@michaelfarrow5817]

Horrendous but fairly accurate slander towards Cole Palmer. The man loves Chippy Chips.

[@StewartUSAF]

I need a W in my life right now, but I'm still too proud to hop onto the City bandwagon.

[@tb9662]

As a Korean American you can guess which team I chose to support. It’s a tough team to ride or die with

[@Peanutbuttacups]

Now if only we could get a La Liga version so I could have some clue of what the hell is going on over there

[@swaylee23]

You’re mad talented bro keep it up 🫡

[@OlsenLFC]

Dude, I love your videos. Informative, but funny as hell.

[@beakydrill1999]

Dog you’re mad funny love the videos man keep up the good work

[@svgftw351]

jokes on you I'm a brighton fan. Remind me how your boys in red did against us 🤣

[@JoshuaHenelyThornhill]

Always the same shit but I can’t get enough of it ngl

[@gageaddington4240]

“Young, up and coming striker” Bro, Solanke is 27.

[@object2379]

I will never forgive you making me a Leicester City fan.

[@wiZZO2204]

Make a part two and talk about the other clubs

[@N00BY40]

Just pick anyone else than city because everyone one will hate you

[@TheeRealer]

With all due respect don't compare Haaland with Messi please, say anything else but not that... people who are watching these might be new to football and take that in 0:48

[@GfySmith]

Well his goal to game ratio is far better than Messi... Messi only played in 2 team leagues and got a lot of help from FIFA.. inter Miami getting into the club world cup as proof..

[@TheeRealer]

@@GfySmith first of all I do agree with you that Inter Miami getting into club world cup is literally insane and they shouldn't allow that... secondly, playing for few teams proves how good/important you are to the team that if you leave it will be hard to fill those shoes, that's why few upcoming players have publicly claim they want to retire at the same club they are playing right now and yes they started there I.e Saka,Yamal and Rashford at one point. Example if Barca were not in financial crisis Messi would still be there while Ronaldo was LITERALLY chased away by Manchester United. Lastly, go check Lionel Messi 2011/12 stats before you even think of mentioning stats, and incase your ego is not satisfied go and find the press conference when they ask Pep the same question and what he replied....and ooh since you seems American and you probably started watching football last year or even this year, I appreciate you learning GOAT of game,football. Don't worry about your illiteracy I was like that when I was less than ten watching Henry, Ronaldo, Messi, Beckham and I mentioned just famous players because,well your football knowledge. Also lastly don't be fooled by clout of organisations and stats that you see on TikTok and come and argue with people on the internet, instead go watch some games because stats and rumours might lead you astray and let me give you example. Do you know Halland had zero shot on target against bottom league team Wolves just last gameweek, seeing that stat you might start calling his downfall but people who watch football knows Halland is still the best striker in the league. So know your amateurs players,common players,good players, great players and lastly your GOAT player. Okay bye and please don't argue with anyone again about teams that players have played for that's an argument from amateur fan and I just made you common fan.

[@TtrapgodBob]

The clear choice is Chelsea has accolades was on a shit run and now doing a 180 trust me it’s worth it don’t even think or talk about 2023 just support the pride of London💙💙💙