Coach Hines Oliver Rant - MadTV OFFICIAL VIDEO!!!!!

[@Chorkaloopa]

These actors are so much better than the SNL cast. They remember their lines and don't blatantly read off the cards. Mad TV was consistent comedy. And Coach Hines rules.....

[@011mph]

Chorkaloopa if I remember correctly mad tv wasn't filemd live. these skits were pre recorded so if they messed up they could always re shoot the scene.

[@Chorkaloopa]

Filmed live, but edited for continuity.

[@SFK360]

Eh, Mad TV had some brilliant moments (like this one) but overall a lot of it was pretty forgettable. I think it's easy to look at the best moments now and remember the entire product being a lot better than it actually was.

[@jeromyperez5532]

I'd be tempted to agree with you James. But, it depends on who was writing the sketch. I think that much of the Coach Hines bits were written by Key and Peale, but a lot of the other talented writers would include Will Sasso, who had just great sketches about out of shape celebrities, or middle American men playing it straight. Ares Speares had great bits using violence as a punchline. Stephanie Weir who relied on understatement and physical comedy. Mo Collins who was over the top rambunctious- Nicole Sullivan who played on the slimiest parts of women and the customer service industry. Debra Wilson with her radical victim mentality black stereotypes of the 2000s. But what tied together Mad TV and their best skits was absurdism. SNL is more observational, whereas Mad TV occasionally featured observational sketches, but primarily relies on demons, heaven and hell, imagination realms, ghosts, Frankenstein, woodland monsters, Steven Segal, Drug addicts, out of work actresses, bad coaches, and busty doctors with great life advice- SNL is all Feminist issues, politicians, social commentary and liberal propaganda. (Not that propaganda has to be good or bad but it is what it is) So, considering that half the population (especially during times of war) isn't interested in being preached to or condemned for wrong think, it's no wonder that Mad TV had a better flavor (until the original cast was replaced and many of the assistant writers were replaced with pretty unfunny progressives aping SNL skits) for most audiences.

[@alessandraleigh9919]

Last time I checked mad TV never had John Bellushi, John Candy, Bob Odenkirk, Chris Farley, Tim Meadows, Dan Aykroyd, Mike Myers, David Spade, Adam Sandler, Norm Mcdonald, Chris Rock, Phik hartman or Eddie Murphy....js I love mad TV but SNL showcased and produced icons. 90 and 80s SNL was untouchable. Still no one can be a bellushi candy or farley.

[@itwasntme328]

I just realized his hair is covering his ears LMFAO

[@khow4202]

IT WASN'T ME lmmfaoooooo I HATE CHU!! I never realized it, until u said it!! And then I screamed in chea!! .... additionally..it's 3am😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@bharris11376]

hahahah...

[@felixyohan7331]

I never noticed holy crap hahahaha

[@Rahim.ali80]

me too well until I read ur comment this shit is crazy

[@SpinX522]

Never noticed that either, now I can’t unsee it.

[@musicisbrilliant]

Key and Peele were meant to be together. Theyre the best.

[@Dr.DanDringle]

Soul mates lmao

[@heavenatsbeha9418]

and bobby lee and debra wilson!

[@bryanlambert8887]

They SUCK!!!!

[@paytondelaney8316]

They should really bring back old sketches for there show.

[@Grovel007]

I love the fact that only one of them was supposed to get hired, but they saw how well they worked together and hired them both.

[@aphroditesdaughter7948]

I remember when I was 12 and me and my brother first watched a mad tv show and we feel in love with it immediately and got so excited to watch the next one everytime. We laughed so hard until we cried.. Mad tv will always be in our hearts, one of the funniest show we have ever watched in our life!

[@rob40throy]

I have ne-he-he-he-huh-EVER! seen a performance like that... NUH. EVER!!! Man, how I miss Coach Hines and MadTV.

[@davidmcaninch4714]

*SON!!!!!!!! OF A MOTHER DUCK!!!!*

[@kingskater4]

To this day, it still amazes me how he was able to memorize all those lines during that chalkboard part.

[@zaboknowsbest13]

I'd bet my life most of this skit is improv

[@bsl103158]

Coach Hines is the most hilarious character I have ever seen

[@makocapone6400]

I AGREE 164%!!!!!!!!

[@Cj-hj6rm]

FACTS 😂

[@ericwhite2183]

Chris Farley impersonation

[@ankitwawage]

@@makocapone6400 I can give 207 %

[@CamberRockerCamber]

Best character I'm madtv

[@joe3755]

This is the best Coach Hines sketch, hands down.

[@diulikadikaday]

How can these students talk like this to their teacher? Insubordinate and churlish. Chicanerous and deplorable.

[@fullofpoison]

omfg key and peele?

[@diulikadikaday]

hivebent yup!

[@Baldhead323]

diulikadikaday lmaoooi

[@nyc914]

lol nice

[@kidecchi]

+diulikadikaday A A RON!

[@framerant4434]

He almost broke character but that comeback was nothing short of phenomenal!!! 🤣☠️

[@RuffAndTufff]

No he didn't dumbass.

[@sowelly2808]

4:30 Bobby Lee almost broke here 😂

[@76pile]

They need to do a coach Hines Movie That be a Hit movie.

[@k.p.n.1804]

gomerpyle they'll need Bobby for it as well

[@Trid3nt861]

YES!!!!!

[@makocapone6400]

TOTALLY DOWN WITH A COACH HINES MOVIE!!!🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[@xbox360guy19]

Coach Hines: If you dislike this movie, I will set you on fire!

[@twogreedy8955]

@@makocapone6400 Let start writing the script then 🤔🤫

[@jweezy6519]

Who's here in 2018 still funny AF

[@radicalizedonline3496]

Right here bro!

[@carltonbauheimer]

I'm here in 2019

[@paytondelaney8316]

Me

[@jonathanlehmann8719]

right here! hollie i'm LMMFAO!

[@Xemen]

2019 here

[@GTA4stunts]

I still watch this video! It never gets old

[@politicsequalsgarbag]

+GTA4stunts I'm watching this video at least two times a week for like the last month. crazy.

[@dr.decker3623]

+GTA4stunts KEY AND PEELE ARE MY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!,.. i'm so sad they didn't get season 5,.. only show i'm actually MISSING,.. i always looked forward to seeing them ... :( now im a sad KEYANDPEELELESS Panda

[@killernqg]

+The Vault (Tartarus) they did get another season but they turn it down

[@dr.decker3623]

fearless commander that makes Sad Pandas,.. it was one of the only shows i actually looked forward to,..

[@nathansneds8450]

stfu dumb ass

[@tylerkeller8869]

SNL has Matt Foley, In Living Color had Fire marshal Bill and Mad TV has coach Hines. Every sketch comedy has that one hilarious character that reappears, and Key owns this one.

[@kennykelly4873]

"Do you think I give a rat's ass if I used the wrong theatre term or not?" LOL! And the prance over to his face, and then the kick over his head, hilarious. Haha.

[@icetray2727]

Kenny Kelly I died at that part🤣

[@jo.hutle2k228]

😂=💀

[@capttovgmc1500]

Kenny Kelly I can’t stop laughing at that part! 😂

[@TheMongex]

this cast beats the crap out of snl owns any day, any time.

[@whoisbrucewayne17]

TheMongex I will absolutely agree with you on that. This cast brought Mad TV back in the light

[@luzelenakates9340]

WHYYYYYY IS THIS OFF & SNL IS STILL ON (soooo Not funny)

[@TomekaHaywood]

I so miss Mad TV! Good times

[@jasminec3941]

ANTHONY A or Vote up if you want Madtv

[@jasminec3941]

Many people are probably already trying. We will see about this petition you're referring to? SNL is still up so thats a blessing :D ANTHONY A

[@Nightmastercool97]

Why is SNL still on the air. This show was so much better SNL

[@aaronjavier2272]

i find mad tv much funnier than snl

[@JoshMarshain]

Aaron Javier ooo so edgy

[@MrEOM41]

Aaron Javier I've always felt the same

[@alyzza87]

Me too. Sad when it was gone.

[@SuqMadiq]

SNL in its prime was just as good, but Madtv was more consistent through its run.

[@Chelsu]

tru

[@odd0odium]

When he said "If you shed a tear you're worthless" I felt it. This is what I tell myself sometimes.

[@ToyotaGuy1971]

Were you by any chance, raised by narcissists? 🤔

[@EVIL-C]

If you're telling yourself you're worthless if you cry, you need a psychiatrist immediately. Holy crap... 😮

[@GabrielCsaba]

The thing he does with his eyes right after, as if trying to wipe tears with his own eyelids.

[@ehtgerman5869]

How does Coach Hines remember so many lines in one take?!

[@ozmiester69]

EhT German its called acting

[@TransmutedCuppyCake]

EhT German A good bit of it is actually improvised. Things like that huge blurb about the 'strategy' were probably different for each take. I did a performance once where I was supposed to "inappropriately scream like an animal, with movements to match" So in front of everyone I just shrieked like a condor/eagle/thing complete with derpy flapping until it was someone's turn to tackle me offset. In other words if it's long as hell and sounds like babbling or conversational with no pauses for dialogue, it's probably improvised.

[@connorfleniken3447]

Most of it is improv

[@uploaded113redone]

He's a terrific improv actor so he just does these scenes better than the rest of the cast

[@DukeJames]

He's a professional.

[@matthew4274]

"what do I know about musical theatre, besides that I hate it" *Plays important role in Hamilton years later*

[@stevenm7211]

he's just giving it 164%

[@luzelenakates9340]

He was in Hamilton?

[@vwa9832]

love the coaches character. thats right up my alley as far as comedy goes

[@sagnorm1863]

I played highschool football for 2 years and never understood any of the plays the coach made. I had no idea what to do and was so scared of participating. This brings me back to those good days.

[@ToyotaGuy1971]

Oh, c'mon...

[@rubytuesday247]

KMK is a master at physical comedy. When he does those kicks, OMG, I almost laugh myself to tears.

[@masterbeaner]

Still absolutely hilarious in '24

[@kgbgamez3314]

Still watching in 2016 Fuck Yea Never Gets Old

[@johngancarcik5682]

anything coach hines is timeless

[@drewcliff82]

K. Branch 2017

[@ms.chanandlerbong3682]

I don't give a FAT FARTSICLE... xD

[@macgyverade]

One Punch Man 😂😂😂 best roles when he plays like this

[@jaustinnn]

One Punch Man taking this video with me in 2018

[@gunlokman]

Please please please bring this show back. I can watch Coach Hines's sheer comedy brilliance for ever!

[@codyblane8344]

Thank god the cream rises to the top----key and peele CARRIED mad tv in its later years after all the legends left (sasso, spears, debrah, collins, etc)

[@HeyMyLifeIsLibby]

Yaminashi reacting to the choreography is me going through life.

[@tskfrcdgr]

I think this character developed into key and peele's substitute teacher sketch. Way to go!

[@SFK360]

I really wish they would bring Coach Hines back for just one skit at least..

[@MrGazz4u]

tskfrcdgr Or Luthor, the anger translator. He also points with his finger to himself :)

[@JoshMarshain]

tskfrcdgr duh

[@SilverSkitty]

I thought the same thing!

[@HabibRKO]

2019 and Coach Hines is still the GOAT

[@CassiusColeman]

I wonder if Coach Hines knows Substitute Teacher Mr. Garvey...

[@uofmrebel]

+Cassius Coleman It's been reported that they are making a Mr. Garvey movie. Would be hilarious if all of the teacher characters were in it: Mr. Garvey, Mr. Nostrand, and Coach Hines, with Key and Peele doing all the parts.

[@3rd-Wave_Rebel]

Jason Nabors is it called The Teacher of the Year? It's out for a while, haven't seen it though.

[@meowbauh]

Cassius Coleman ......WHOA

[@Njabulo.Masuku]

I love Mr Garvey

[@terrenceharris-hughes4436]

THAT WOULD BE THE GREATEST SKETCH EVER

[@oldskoolmusicforever0724]

I'M GONNA KEEP IT REAL,SOME OF US MISS MADtv COMING ON SATURDAY'S NIGHTS.

[@H4ltod]

You gotta blitz to the sweet red roses!!

[@MrGamerman001]

If that fails they can always Draxx them Sklountz.

[@collindavis19]

“ I’d rather saw my own nads off with a kite string “ 😂💀

[@SuperNerdDaniel]

Just once, I'd like to see some horse carriages storm into a town in blitz formation. Just ONCE, man.

[@rainyfriday6175]

I x. N. W

[@mr.classified6167]

Wouldn't be the first time London got Blitzed XD

[@BrucknerMotet]

The danger is that if all the carriages blitz, they can't seal off the downstage area, which leaves the brothel girls totally undefended in the flat, with the apron zone just a few strides away for an easy TD (i.e., theater down)

[@seaneubanks4380]

I say it all time, I miss MadTV. Pure comedic genius.

[@Blittsplitt5]

wow just noticed the hair is covering his ears... just fucking died...

[@muzimazibs]

The whole make-up works for him especially when he becomes emotional, that moustache would just do its own thing

[@istaythinkingabout]

Guy Lloyd i never notice that before all these yrs I never seen that.

[@aaiyannajohnson1017]

His voice in this sketch, reminds me of Chris Farley's SNL down by the river sketch

[@gb.510]

factuals

[@MelBalcazar3]

I can't even kick that high lol.

[@danielhenk5799]

"I don't give a fat fartcicle!" LMAO that's gold!

[@supersnivy1815]

the best part of this is the fact that my highschool is doing Oliver for the musical and our director showed this to everyone in cast and crew. everyone laughed for about 30 minutes

[@LouisEmery]

It's been a long time, and I forgot about the holding back of tears, a wonderful change of mood. makes coach Hines very likable.

[@kidecchi]

when i first discovered my favorite mad tv actor lmfao

[@zachhaywood1564]

I swear 95% of the comments on every single Mad TV video are to the effect of "This is so much better than SNL" or "SNL wishes it could be this funny."

[@craigtimmons6907]

5:27 “I asked this young lady man to give me 164% and he/she is giving me 207%.” 😂😂😂 so specific

[@markgarduno4597]

Coach Hines is the best and takes me back tovthe 80's coach at our high school years. Awesome

[@elloyalty2363]

Who here 2019 still funny

[@Netsolacetech]

Good Lord! I miss this show so much. Watching these on KZbin still never gets old.

[@itstrue2599]

This coach definitely reminds me of one back in the high school days.

[@TheLightningBlade]

“Do ya think I give a rats ass?” 😂😂😂 Dead!

[@suhailshuaib8092]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Stonetheangry]

Bring COACH HINES BACK!

[@JossinJax]

What a talent. This skit has cracked me up for years and never gets old.

[@pizzaqueen9590]

Coach Hines is the black Matt Foley 😆

[@joemunoz1476]

I had a health teacher who was just like coach Hines 😂😂 Ironically I actually met the character who played coach Hines

[@jay-b1223]

Did he ever threaten to suplex you? 😂

[@Trid3nt861]

"I dont give a fat fartsicle if youre Asian ,Malaysian or caucasian, I dont care youre an actor" 😂

[@lesliebarlow3586]

mechaart , I agree with you

[@Emsyaz]

Im a Singaporean, Im glad he mentioned our neighbouring country

[@pepperpattynaise]

@Senior Batman im cryin

[@tweston315]

"😂😂Ok, Sell it to your momma!"

[@ShapelessElephant]

Malaysians are Asian though

[@bricac21]

I never understood why Mad TV went off the air it was always way funnier then SNL

[@stevemeyers1263]

Because they knew they couldn't inject their message with these people, because these are real comedians

[@Rountree1985]

Than*. And it’s obvious that most people didn’t feel the same way. It’s not rocket science.

[@Rountree1985]

@@stevemeyers1263 holy shit shut the hell up. I fucking hate literally all of you conservatives, all you do is divide divide divide. Stop being a racist POS.

[@Rountree1985]

@@stevemeyers1263 OMG the message that bigotry is wrong IS SUCH A BAD THING. How will you ever recover from hearing such an evil thing? Phucc you.

[@Whyareyoulying100]

Jordan peele explains it in am interview

[@nknighton70]

This character is exactly like my gym coaches right down to the tight laced up the front shorts.

[@mattrange5439]

Coach definitely attended more than a few Matt Foley seminars.

[@laurallama73]

Haha! When I was a teen in the 80s, our coaches strutted around the school wearing those same too-tight athletic shorts, laughing and talking like smart alecs and chomping gum. They were like grown up football jocks that looked ridiculous. Lmao 😂

[@freddysaucedo8650]

Coach Hines is one of my favorite tv characters and 2nd funniest of all time behind fire marshal Bill

[@nopotential]

Do ya think I give a rats ass if I used the wrong theater term or not?lmfao

[@dasani2328]

Once he started on the chalkboard I couldn't breathe anymore...super lol!! Somebody give that man an award or something!

[@Da323Guy]

"do you think i give a rats ass" lmao!!😂

[@HijrahTipsandAdvice]

"I don't give a fat fartsicle." hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[@nr30199]

I cried laughing when he did that!!

[@YuriShelicopters]

"What the hell do I know about musical theater other than I HATE IT!" Leg kick to the side. So good.

[@benjaminjane93]

And Coach Hines later went on to become a full-time Drama teacher at St. Francis High School for Boys.

[@delilahfleharty8393]

Key hasn't aged not one bit. Still looks the same and full of the same energy he had then that he does today.

[@JD-ls5vt]

"do you think i give a rats ass" that was perfect

[@kimchikoya4942]

This is funny as hell😆 Never gets old in 2016 hahahah

[@cole123456789101]

NEED MORE COACH HINES!!!

[@lukerobertson8097]

He sounds like he's doing a Chris Farley/ Matt Folley impression

[@marquise2246]

Yea paying Homage prolly

[@DisregardSpeedbump13]

Key and Peele before their own show :D

[@almightyeggroll951]

Take me back to this time era, fuck.

[@rollofthedice]

my high school coach had those same shorts...this is hilarious

[@snoopy_peanuts_77]

my elementary school gym teacher did lol....

[@chriscraven9335]

We called em nut hugger shorts

[@shaonthomas6097]

Ivrocker..I played H.S. FOOTBALL IN OHIO FROM 1984-88...OUR COACH WORE THE SAME SHORTS... COACHES SHORTS WERE SO TIGHT HIS NUTS SACK GATHERED ON ONE SIDE OF THE ZIPPER SEAM OF THE SHORTS BY THE POCKETS OF TIGHT SHORTS..WE CALLED HIM SIDE POCKETS

[@paulagwhyte1720]

Coach Hines; hilarious forever! How did they NOT laugh!? Awesome!!

[@miklein01]

Who Will Buy Choreography: (Sunday Morning in London?) Sweet Red Rose is gonna move over here in the flat. Ok? You're gonna run this right here down the ally. I need a couple of brothel girls to move up here like this. I need a bar maiden to seal off this section right here. Ok ? When you get over to Sweet Red Roses, then Ripe Strawberry Ripe's gonna cut over here, into a slant to the corner. You're gonna move it back over here to the point. Rock this over here. You got Pi like that. Then you gotta move this to this situation. I need six guys, I need two horse carriages here and two horse carriages here, To BLITZ. YOU GOTTA BLITZ 'EM. Ok? You gotta BLITZ the town. Hammer and end here. We're moving that over here. Back to a bye, with the Sweet Red Roses. You come in here I need gibbity, gibbity, gibbity, gibbity, and HOOK. Ok? gibbity, gibbity, gibbity, and a button hook here, and you come back down. And that's when the Bar Maidens move across, they tackle the Artful Dodger. We got a knife here. And send you dad into Hail Mary. Now, what is so hard about that?

[@fantacybab3]

78

[@Melcat96]

Marc Klein “Um, you hook it around, and then they pu-“

[@zionthedon7745]

You got pie like that

[@HooliganMonte]

😂😂🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼

[@manuelcantu7449]

mannn they dont make it like this no more miss this days

[@pudongbick]

"you got pi like that"

[@DavidCroteau-fw5io]

One of the best skits ever every time he played that coach it was awesome

[@TheOvechkinG]

how is coach hines not a movie star today is beyond me! excellent performer. too many would have overacted but not him!

[@TheUltimateBatninja]

4:32 he was trying not to laugh

[@Cj-hj6rm]

an FAILED

[@als3984]

You wrap it around, and....

[@nocontrol628]

I don't give a flying fartsicle!

[@KarenLodrick]

That is so hilarious! I forgot how funny. That's for sharing.

[@somebodyelseyoudontknow]

I think every coach always throws a chair in every high school

[@legendaryzelda945]

Coach Hines!! 😃💖💗 The chalkboard scene! Freaking GENIUS!!! 😂😂

[@roxxibea]

Rofl when that kid jibbity jibbity jibbity's over to coach Hines!!!

[@methshin1]

Coach Hines has to be one of my all time favourite sketch characters.

[@unnamed715]

I died at "Mr. SPATS!" XD

[@danielyoung6029]

Probably my favourite Coach Hines sketch,comedy brilliance.

[@connordelrio9337]

Lines memorized and everything. makes sketches so much better. LEARN FROM THIS SNL!!

[@Palmieres]

@@JxrdyBrxken92 No, but the actors were also writers, like in SNL, meaning they wrote, memorized and performed the sketches *by the week* . Just like SNL. Plus, they _recorded_ it before the end of their work week. So that makes them exceptional.

[@AliAkkan0217]

When he pointed at himself to call himself worthless.. I broke all my ribs laughing

[@MrMooCow94]

bobby always coulnt control his laughter to coach hines LOL

[@khanfamily57]

We need a full coach Heins movie

[@DDaniel20067]

LMAO just the way he entered the door had me rolling.

[@darcboy1398]

Wtf lmfao love old school Mad TV I remember staying up on the weekends just to watch it when I was younger and into my teenage years

[@bostonlucy]

omg.. this just gets funnier every time I watch it!! Now where's my Asian Oliver???

[@angelaerrington4423]

This is such a classic man I miss this show so much!!!

[@Sweence]

Brilliant! Please bring this character back!

[@TDog14126]

how? the show is over...

[@Sweence]

Key & Peele on Comedy Central

[@LittleBabyWheeler]

***** That. Would. Be. My. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[@tpaine6495]

***** what show is this from. This is way before key and peele

[@LittleBabyWheeler]

This is from Mad TV, which stopped airing in the late 2000's, so not so way before, really.

[@Nick-lz8ff]

Coach Hines is my favorite of his characters. A true coaching inspiration.