MADtv - S12E17 - Can I Have Your Number?

[@villyetalakai875]

When you come back in 2022 and now you’re a full grown adult laughing at this masterpiece again

[@kylie3333333]

Ayyyy same

[@RJ-mh3ox]

Saw someone comment on a different video “ma lil croissant” and i had to watch it again

[@isaacmelendez8998]

🤣🤣🤣💯

[@anthonygutierrez7237]

Thats exactly what I was thinking

[@diamondblack581]

💯😂😂😂

[@SirCatsoverhumans]

"The back of your head is ridiculous" 😂 yes. I miss those days

[@markanxrath1369]

Ridikulus

[@army4chair345]

japanese schools restriction makers be like

[@marissasue319]

​@@army4chair345 ???

[@TurdFerguson79]

This the only I approach women. 😂 😂

[@Zzzk23]

As a kid I thought it was funny because of his facial expressions but as an adult there are so many guys like this. They NAILED it

[@godlevelkaleb]

you actually mean her

[@Zzzk23]

@@godlevelkaleb I meant all actors on this scene

[@misse94]

It's not a man, but I get what you mean

[@Zzzk23]

@@misse94 she’s playing a guy

[@jdssurf]

realy, i've never met or been around a dude like this. maybe drunk 21;year olds at a club or something

[@MsBluerobots]

And to this day I still say “my lil croissant”

[@lucanyx1086]

Saaammmeeee! 🤣

[@TKitty-pp6gh]

lol I still say “work that updo”

[@ryanmyers3689]

Same that’s what my girls name is in my contacts 😂

[@livalittle13]

Me three! Haha

[@Zomgitscassie]

Yeppppp

[@edwinaugustine4885]

Who is here rewatching it in 2024? 😅

[@PradoDiana]

Me lol 😂

[@ieshashy1994]

I watched this 11yrs ago and it’s still funny. It should’ve gotten more than 1M views by now 😅😂

[@xxswimming]

me

[@blastofo]

As long as dudes keep asking women for their number

[@theonlykato2260]

Me 😂

[@nknownpodcast]

“You think a man can’t handle the regalness of an updo” 😂😂😂 gets me every time

[@LanzaNation]

Owwwwn that ponytail! Work that updo! 😂😂😂

[@luisacampoverde]

OK there Grace Kelly. Grace Kelly. Grace Kelly

[@nknownpodcast]

@@luisacampoverde every time lmao

[@KjWhite-l2h]

😂😂😂😂😂 same

[@NoudlePipW]

When you saw this first and assumed it was an exaggeration but now you're 29 and it's just walking to the shop 🤣

[@ryanreynolds773]

How many comments have u made on this? Trust me no one is doing this to ur passed around ass, u aren’t as special as u may think💀💀💀

[@michellep4296]

SERIOUSLY this is just every day

[@Jay71188]

Can I have your number??

[@englishatheart]

@@michellep4296 For who? Definitely not for me. I would assume it must mean I'm ugly, but goodness knows that doesn't stop most guys from getting with someone.

[@kendellstewart2090]

@@englishatheart "Can I talk to you for a minute?" lol

[@meganripley5898]

It's 2024 and I'm still laughing at this skit. It's fucking brilliant 😂

[@Leeshie1994]

Whenever someone thanks me I still say in my head "Yeah, you are WELCOME"

[@HelloKatie85]

Same! LOL

[@b_withan_e]

Meeeee tooooo😂

[@bluesummers5051]

I always say it like that to my family and no one has ever questioned it loool

[@bluesummers5051]

I always say it like that to my family and no one has ever questioned it loool

[@davidborg2342]

Dude yes

[@OwenPlant532]

"Is he hefty?" LMAO

[@meditation.medication]

"Is he coming back? 👀" 🤣

[@starrrkkk]

Is he tall ?

[@cindysunshine08]

“Grace Kellly” gets me every damn time😭😭😭

[@MK8Warrior]

Grace Kelly

[@rayray7682]

Grace Kelly

[@gerryomo9515]

Grace Kelly

[@nayathena]

it's the 2 sniffs that does it for me.

[@alltheprettyflowers]

for me, its WHATS YO NAME DELICATE 😂

[@mustafaaabunny]

who remembers being shook when they found out darrel wasnt played by a guy

[@chanelkayla]

Yes and this always scared the crap out of meeeee!!! I’ve seen guys like this! Just thirsty😳🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@KeaKou]

WHAT IS LIFE????

[@kingtshilobo1849]

Yeah now that you said that you can see the woman trait and hear the girly voice

[@about3penguins]

Who did think that was a guy and not a trap?

[@edgarhernandez2220]

🤯 mind fn blown

[@dariarad1107]

I can't believe it's taken me this long to realise Darrell is played by a woman. Fantastic sketch.

[@ryanreynolds773]

Nicole Randall Johnson. Never knew a women made me laugh until I came back and read this was a female. Crazy life lmfaooo💀

[@jesuscarter4048]

@@ryanreynolds773 ?

[@ryanreynolds773]

@@jesuscarter4048 women aren’t funny. Very hard to find 1 that tries to make u laugh and it’s actually funny. I’ll say it again if ur question mark wasn’t enough. Women can’t make jokes and stand up comedians who are women genuinely make me sad and cringe. Lmfaoooooo u understand now?💀💀🤣🤣🤣

[@beefnacos6258]

@@jesuscarter4048 it's true most women aren't funny. But this is old school mad TV they had many talented members males and females

[@simplywatching9217]

Wait do you’re telling….THAT is a woman?

[@kierstencreates958]

The biggest mistake she made was revealing that she didn’t have a man 😂😂🤦‍♀️

[@jmal]

Yvonne: No, I don't have a boyfriend. Darrell: _it's free real estate_

[@SaraiLockett]

Doesn't stop many of them though lol

[@MelaninInTech]

Some of them will still keep trying smh 😅😅

[@NightmareZzK]

But for me I would DEFINITELY say I don’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend 😀

[@ashleyrollins3121]

"So you can't have friends?" The response every time 😮‍💨

[@kap79]

The quality of this upload is ridiklus.

[@diogo9262]

That's exaclty what I was thinking. Madtv in this quality? Wow ahaha

[@Lilbitpurp]

“The back of yo head is ridiculous!” I quote this to this day

[@lauraasilverioo]

This is so funny until you actually experience it.. but I still love this skit

[@trollingisasport]

Umm. Yeah. Why don't you give me your number girl and we can talk about your umm.... experiences.

[@Poodle_Gun]

Every guy at my work is like this lmao. They nailed Darrell.

[@vojacked305]

@@Poodle_Gun uhh so, can I have yo number? Can I? Can I have i'?

[@everythingiseverything9920]

@@Poodle_Gun my whole life I've run iinto these weirdos 😭😭😭😭 this skit is too real

[@joegood9186]

Shouldn’t be fine, blame yo momma

[@MellowJelly]

The guy in the background not helping at all is also very accurate

[@machobandzsavage281]

Feminist begone

[@ClaraWeirdoMiss]

​@@machobandzsavage281why do you care so much? Do you feel threatened?

[@machobandzsavage281]

@@ClaraWeirdoMiss stuff your mouth and go obey a man

[@englishatheart]

@@ClaraWeirdoMiss As a woman, I also cannot stand the victim mentality of "feminists."

[@tacticalsweater5119]

But isn't she a "sTroNg inDePenDenT wOmaN"...no thanks, I'll mind my own business.

[@barbarabermudes1287]

Has there ever in reality EVER been a guy in a suit and tie alone in the theater reading a news paper waiting for the movie to start?

[@Enigma3196]

When movie theaters were a brand new thing i think it happened.

[@SamHinkley]

You would be surprised.

[@jdfox8889]

If your getting off work and want to stop and watch a movie

[@tacticalsweater5119]

Yes, me. About a month ago in fact.

[@randomjd153]

Smartphones weren't a thing yet lol 😆

[@LivingGuy484]

This has honestly aged like fine wine. I never realized how many people acted like this until I grew up!

[@jaffamaalin]

Especially at works where there are few female workers. Some man go beyond and above and some women use that.

[@e.w.coffey5551]

I asked my soulmate out by quoting this, but he'd never seen the skit which honestly made it funnier

[@NoudlePipW]

That's adorkable 🤣 and I do not use that word! Well you obviously started off on the right foot, good for you

[@4399764]

🤣 respect

[@kimcollins702]

I hit my husband up with this and he started going my names “my names Darryl it’s spelt like Darryl” 😂

[@niqulusviii987]

We need more of that! Have fun with the one you're interested in! Love is FUN

[@bomtown]

The regal-ness of a ponytail. WORK that up-doo. Who thought that up? Lol..

[@thecoldcallerguy]

I wish they made more skits with this Darrell 😂

[@divinelily]

They did

[@divinelily]

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[@poundcake47]

I still say "Yeah, you are welll-come" to this day. 😄

[@lucanyx1086]

"My name is Daryl, it's spelt like Daryl, but pronounced Darelle" 💀💀💀

[@MaulSlasher]

When he takes a sip and open his eyes I die LOLLL

[@memoranda1]

he went on full predator mode

[@_WigglePuppy]

Can I please have a time stamp 🥺

[@atlageek]

Wow, I remember sooo many quotes from this and I haven’t seen this in years 😂 I’m dying

[@meowmixmeowmix]

Had to lookup the only mad tv skit I’ve ever seen in my life after I had a randommmm flashback about CAN I HAV YO NUMBAAA?

[@Rae777]

Here to support your flashback three years later bc a flashback led me to watching today

[@theJuicmanisbak]

3:50 When he start crying, the audience ain't laughing hard enough 💀💀💀 that part hilarious

[@ishidacoolp]

This is freaking hilarious. At the same time it's sad there's guys out there in real life just like this with no social awareness and can't take a hint.

[@camazotzz]

can't take a hint, and when your blunt get offended like you personally attacked them.

[@JimMilton-ej6zi]

It's also sad that there are girls out there in real life that believe that "hinting" something is the same as telling them something. Like you can't just not tell someone something then get mad that the other person didn't understand that.

[@sariahmanuel6857]

Years later this is still HILARIOUS

[@waffleman9000]

@@seniorshakingmyhead.2239 can i have your number?

[@Basementjacks]

I saw this when I was about 20 now I'm already 31, still funny as hell 😆🤣

[@averagecitizen863]

31 ? Girl you still look 20 🤩 jackie ? Like jackie chan ? You're some kind kung fu queen haha, can i get your number ? Can i, just drop it real quick 😂

[@Basementjacks]

@La Bonita Gatita It's a blessing to grow old. If you are not aging you are dead. So keep your edgy comments to yourself. No wonder nobody likes you such an ugly character and personality

[@Basementjacks]

​@labonitagatita3241nobody still wants you. It's a privilege to grow old.

[@marisadf13]

the best quality of this video uploaded on youtube. thx

[@WesleyB-Rook]

Daaaamn that’s some beautiful ass red hair. Can I have yo numba?!

[@livalittle13]

These two ladies are seriously hilarious... then and now

[@ReformationRamblings]

Still a better love story than twilight

[@uGnoM3]

The “so listen.” And the dude in the back reading a newspaper in the movie theatre got me 😭.

[@mirellaarroyo1823]

Never ever gets old. I laugh every time.

[@celestemares3970]

“What’s your name delicate” 😂

[@chadbrochill1764]

Who brings a newspaper to the theatre?

[@10ToesDownWithBass]

It was the 90s I guess

[@chadbrochill1764]

Sean Bennett I live in a town where it’s not uncommon for three people or less to be in a theater.

[@lamontezlee4441]

There are five people

[@lamontezlee4441]

Well six if u count the girl walking in at the end or the camera man

[@TheBehm08]

Gene Shallot

[@jussietalks]

How is the crowd so DRY this is GOLD

[@jasminelopez9711]

I think they made them stay quite

[@jaimesmith2266]

​@@jasminelopez9711You are beautiful

[@Darkshadow333]

Do your thing miss shallot, Yvonne shallot!!🤣😂🤣😂

[@Thisaintagame]

The first video I’m watching in 2023. A classic ❤ Goodtimes 😂

[@faymissk]

I thought this wasn’t going to be funny watching in 2024 but it’s still gold 😂😂

[@freelikeyve]

Ka-son (Nicole Randall Johnson) is actually sooo beautiful in real life

[@stitchybob]

Just found out today Darrell is a woman WHICH MAKES IT THAT MUCH FUNNIER. Nailed it

[@shalisaperoonline]

So many people still don’t know this masterpiece it’s embarrassing

[@MarlenaMarley87]

This and Bon QuiQui really bring me back 😂

[@McGregorsPlumbingandHeating]

I remember being 16 dying from laughter watching this. Where are those days now

[@ivonneflores6518]

my name is Ivonne, it is a French ass name- dunno why my Peruvian mother chose it, I wasn't allowed to watch MADTv as a kid so being called "my lil croissant with cheese" or being told to "work that up do" had me so confused until I finally saw the sketch and life made sense

[@coltonbrassie3565]

Can I have your number? You’re like Papas a la Huancaina to me. Can I have your number. Can I have it! Please? Can I have your number.

[@KanishQQuotes]

He's almost about burst out in tears.

[@strallen30]

This has always been one of my favorite skits.

[@amiyahnelson526]

My croissant

[@Devlinate]

A tako brought me here

[@まネむイすちキンヌードル]

Same here

[@loydstrong5070]

Our cultured Tako

[@arctohru]

Same

[@ElEscolta]

indeed

[@mattkidroske]

Hell yeah, this is just as funny as I remember! Classic

[@fizzy_1127]

my teacher showed us this in class when talking about consent 😔

[@ARS-fn6px]

😂

[@liz2352]

I will never be able to just innocently crave a croissant without coming back to this.

[@HarounKamara-j2w]

MadTV deserved better, wish it was still on 😢

[@benderbendingrodriguez2868]

This is hella accurate lmfao

[@Feliososarky]

Can i .. *sniff sniff* CAN I HAVE IT 😭 this never gets old

[@memoranda1]

yeah that part is way too hilarious..... he sniffs her so he doesn't forget he scent lol......

[@LanzaNation]

Can I have it? Can I have it? Can I. Can I. Can I have it? 🥺 Can i have it? *sniff sniff* 😂😂😂 I’ll never not find this hilarious

[@Davy_Backlog]

A tragedy in 5 words 😂

[@Juhstinnn]

I have this saved on my nintedo 2ds for over 10 years now lol

[@SuperExtrovert]

How did she not laugh 🤣😂🤣 he would be the best co-worker to have at the drive thur 🤣

[@amakabby1734]

Still hilarious 9 years later 🤣

[@litigioussociety4249]

Having seen this many times before, the first 40 seconds are much more hilarious when you're familiar with the character.

[@eaturk1]

The prison break ad at the bottom was perfect

[@TIaramyMaloy]

Bahahahaha this will never get old 😂

[@DrSimpp]

That's cool and all but can we talk about how the uploader's name is "DolphinButtFuck"

[@thereilneid2868]

Hey Doc, I want an investigation into DBF(DolphinButtfuck). I don't know whether to lmfao or shake my head in disgust. I am laughing at my dumb-ass for not noticing it.

[@DrSimpp]

@@thereilneid2868 lmaoo, gotchu

[@dustinszarell8917]

This cracks me up, all the time!!

[@TheBehm08]

A better romance than twilight

[@alexissimpson5819]

Shut up

[@invertedangel]

the accuracy is sickening

[@ElectrcValntine]

That’s the whole point of why the male character is played by a woman.

[@singmelullabies]

now THIS is a real childhood throwback ! LOL

[@blackoutbiz]

That double sniff was wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild

[@nintendude57]

"excuse me can I talk to you for a minute? ...........................EXCUSE ME CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE?!!" I still quote this till this day LOL

[@johnandrews1683]

I realized, after ten years, just now that Darrel is Ka-son, a woman.

[@LaCintaMorada]

Just found this out about Nicole Randall Johnson!! Dang, the acting skills are on point

[@massputrify]

"Take care, alright!.... Ah luhh yuhh"

[@randomjd153]

Always gotta come and watch this to get a good laugh 😂

[@paigeballard996]

Watching in 2024 😂

[@katiemcgovern5962]

The way I remember all the words to this still 😂

[@PFrenchi]

My mans got a newspaper in the theater 😂😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[@miamiplaya36]

Bro this is so hilarious everytime 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Dreamweaver29]

Ka-son played Darryl (pronounced Darelle) so well! 🤣🤣

[@azure8935]

I cant believe thats a chick

[@kingtshilobo1849]

Umbra you can tell it’s a girl even the voice

[@Gustavo-jg5mn]

It's Nicole Randall Johnson

[@erinwhipple4666]

Jail to whoever neglected to award this woman an emmy for her performance

[@shanthikriss64]

Man, I have been in that kind of situation before 😐😂

[@johnnytsunami3558]

how do u get rid of him lol

[@maximumderek1786]

@@johnnytsunami3558step one is don’t admit that you’re by yourself! You are always waiting for someone, even if he’s a gay guy bff some guys only back off if they feel like there’s something “equally matched” to check them. Step two, as a woman, at least 90% of us know how to pick up on a girl that needs help or saving. Most women won’t intervene outright in the case of awkward (but consensual) flirting, but pretending to recognize another woman and getting distracted by “catching up with them” will bore/scare most creeps, and you’ll have someone else to keep an eye on you. It does work with guys too, but it’s not guaranteed. Not because they don’t want to help, but because they don’t hide confusion as well women do (generally speaking; my place of work has some outstanding male patrons that go Dad mode to protect my younger coworkers and it’s amazing) Don’t ever straight up leave a tense/creepy situation unless a staff member or trusted person is watching you walk to your car. Don’t abandon any drink (even water!) without dumping it or having a friend hold it. Also, generally speaking, horny men do the OPPOSITE of respecting women, so pretending your bff is your girlfriend tends to make them even creepier. They will 100% beg if not demand that you make out in front of them to “prove it”. If you do have a bad bitch girlfriend, don’t be afraid to shut him down but just be aware that pervs get off on *just about anything*. Including being told how gross and pathetic they are. Sorry for the time gap and length in the comments, I just can’t help but to share some self-preservation instincts that I’ve developed over the years. The moral isn’t to not trust men while endlessly trusting women because anyone who does that will get fucked, but at the very least you want a witness.. Cause if something bad were to happen, it helps to have accurate details which is hard to remember if you’re in panic and/or being attacked. Let’s all hope that it doesn’t come to that though!! To hopefully add a lighter note, my bff and I talk about barking in intrusive people’s faces because there’s no way anyone is into that. As in barking like dogs, performed by two different women who have big hounds/pitbulls so they are deep and annoying af. We haven’t had to do it yet, but when you don’t have any options, acting completely absurd is usually enough to make anyone reconsider even saying another word to you. In other words, you *freak them out* for a change!

[@Rochelle1109]

"Escu me? Can i talk to you for a minute?? My name Darell! The back yo head is ridiculus!!" 😂

[@iftekhar77]

back to watch this comedy gold 2024 LOOOL this gen now is too sensitive for such jokes.. miss the 90s and early 2000s

[@killaquansta4045]

God dam years later this still kills me!😂

[@kevintruong9135]

The sheer amount of times I reference this video to this day and the severe lack of people who understand the references makes me sad.

[@Elligons]

This does happen. Dudes act like they just got out of prison.

[@shinsha_]

Ina sent me here

[@tariqsw69]

Nicolle Randell played him

[@ItsGoingDao]

The nuanced and exaggerated mannerisms of Da-rell cemented this skit in my memory she did amazing 😭

[@arthursiqueira8702]

Lol I love that video… after too many years, here I am cracking myself up… I got it, but…. Can I have your number? Can I have? Can I? Lol lol

[@edp3202]

I love that NP had this happen to her to do the character.

[@alexsterling2978]

That sniff though 🤣

[@nixiepooh6179]

The guy reading the newspaper ...🤣

[@carterrowschmou]

Had me dying laughing 😂😂

[@fulvioacosta43]

One of their best-ever!!😅😅

[@bigghom3932]

This is one of the funniest videos ever