Coast Guard TikTok Fails...

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Coasties needed this love from Nikko 😂❤

[@Sarspariila]

They sure did. Happy Birthday Nikko! Hope you had a great day/night! It’s 8:30am on a Monday here in South Australia, so I’m sorry if the message is a bit belated. 😊❤

[@TylerStaecker-q9h]

Bro that ship was the ARMY LSV. Logistic Support Vessel you should do a video on the Army watercraft field. lol!

[@Thedoggod77]

you know Ivan WHAT!!!!!!!!!!

[@uscg_grace]

We did

[@JordWillett]

@@Sarspariilabro no way I’m Australian too 😮😃😁

[@druid_zephyrus]

"USCG Fails" 1 guy tripping and then the best recruitment video ever

[@RSKLove]

The one and only Coastie I ever met was very friendly and, yes, we became friends quickly. 😂

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Love it 😂

[@mikemcknight1104]

The one I met was super hot, and tall. 😅

[@babymama406]

I have two nephews in the coastguard. They’re exactly the cute, puppy dog types. They’re adorable and friendly. (Although truthfully, they can be badass when they wanna be)

[@Aredel]

Was he absolutely shredded as well?

[@furygeist]

They got that labrador energy.

[@BobGeanis]

Dudes don't realize how vital the coast guard was during WW2, captured the first spies before the war even started 😅

[@LukaMcQueen]

And Pearl Harbor still happened

[@NeilB4Zod-gz8vv]

Hindsight is 20/20

[@smith_machine]

It’s an honor to be called a bodybuilder by niko 🙏🏻(I’m the guy in the last clip)

[@edvin_hook]

instantly got a sub

[@Gunsnstuff2002]

Cap

[@RaphaBelfort]

No you’re not loser

[@lucikaye162]

​@@RaphaBelfortblud chill

[@TRAVELLORABROAD]

Then dayum!!!

[@KalebMott-u2h]

I think we can all agree when we see a little icon on our device our day gets a whole lot better

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Definitely!

[@potyondimartin7785]

Especially if its from our man nikko❤😂

[@myahonthemoon]

@@potyondimartin7785 lol ur so right

[@permissons]

what icon lil bro😭

[@Deebosbikerepo]

Former 11b, I'd 100% encourage my kids to go coast guard. Conus, fantastic duty stations, sweet speed boats and life saving missions. What's the downside?

[@joecoastie99]

Really bad leadership.

[@SmallCatHimself]

How?

[@kxry4679]

@@tommyrussell1415that’s the biggest plus side about it

[@ChaotiX1]

being seen as less than all the other branches, space force included

[@mac5894]

To be fair, A Cost guard rear admiral got caught stealing a dilder.

[@gavinbradley1530]

As a coastie i can say i have not regretted my decision

[@youngkilogram9014]

Damn bro now I wanna join lol

[@hunterpadgett2524]

@gavinbradley1530 what rank are you?

[@uscg_grace]

Me too. I'm a petty officer and it's amazing

[@gavinbradley1530]

@@hunterpadgett2524 CS2

[@gavinbradley1530]

@@uscg_graceBig second class stuff

[@Jeanniebugg]

My dad was a Coastie. Smart man... enlisted right after the Korean war. He was out before Vietnam hit. So, he couldn't get drafted. All his service was during peace time. And yeah, he was quite good looking when he was younger. LOL!

[@uscg_grace]

I'm not just saying this because I'm a fellow coastie but we all tend to look good

[@anthonydaniels9728]

I’ve been in the Coast Guard for 3 years as a BM (I drive boats and wear floaties) but the culinary thing is for special events with high ranking officials we enlisted folk don’t eat that shit you lucky if your food was even fried all the way through

[@liquid8408]

Get on an 87, you'll eat better than anyone else since its a small crew. There's no bulk canned food, the FS usually goes shopping once a week when in port or right before getting u/w.

[@ryandecoud4531]

Yeah! Wake up for mid rats and you walk out to canned hash on buns with cheez whiz sprayed on it.😂😂

[@coastie2025]

Let’s go! We weren’t forgotten!

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Yessss! Coasties unite

[@uscg_grace]

For once!

[@grandpa9607]

I was a Bm1 on a Hitron Team. It was fun and those boats could fly over 80 miles an hour. And this was the late 90s to around 2001.

[@ShadowHCSO]

I worked with the USCG for 4 years in a Joint Task force. I regretted joining the Army. Every day, I had to remind myself that these were Active Duty Sailors because it was so chill, but when they had to work, they WORKED!!! I went through Hurricane Harvey with them assisted in over 300 boardings and several S&R missions. Sector Houston-Galveston was the best Military/Law Enforcement force I have ever had the honor to work with (including my own LE Department)!!! Semper Paratus, Y'all!

[@silverkitsune5164]

i have never seen nikko so salty before, even if hes putting on an act, this was pure gold XD

[@Gildragil70]

it's all the sea water.

[@braggarmybrat]

Personally, I hope he's on my Team. Even if he isn't he'd be a fun drinking buddy.

[@lindaherrick1147]

Before I watch the video, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NIKKO!! Hope you’re having a stellar day! 🎉🤘🏻🎈

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Happy birthday to Nikko!!

[@thebrotatochip32]

@@nikkoortizshortsHAPPY BIRTHDAY NIKKO

[@JBAutomotive794]

Hap Bert day good buddy🇺🇸

[@csneon2000]

If I didnt join the Air Force, Coast Gaurd was my second choice.

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Crazy!

[@SpaceRanger187]

the Coast Guard would be better, the AF is so boring

[@Black_Heart_Defense]

That’s gayyy. I went from AF ROTC scholarship recipient to applying for marine corps OCS

[@davidgoodnow269]

I checked out Coast Guard, they sat me down with videos for _two days_ and told me the motto is, "You have to go out. You don't have to come back." "80% don't make it to retirement." I decided I have drowned before, I have had immersion hypothermia, I have done SERE, it's not that bad, but I am probably not brave enough to get through the _training_ to be Coast Guard.

[@LittleMissV]

I mean, I did it. Graduated USCG boot camp back in 2015 with company Foxtrot 191. I’m out now, but it was certainly a helluva time. If you’re not a strong swimmer, they teach you. But that’s true, you do have to go out. My first unit was a small boat station in MA that did search and rescue, and tbh, not going out isn’t really something you think about when lives are on the line. Granted, you have to be a little nuts to willingly sign up for a branch that purposely goes into the storm while everyone else is trying to escape it. I don’t regret it though.

[@davidgoodnow269]

@@LittleMissV Glad you did! I have no problem saving lives, my concern was simply not being good enough to do it!

[@JK-qn5yz]

My dream job is to be a coast guard aviator and this video is confirming how awesome the job would be, much love to the USCG, thanks for all you do! 😂❤

[@Jay_Sadistic]

If that's the route you wanna go, tell the recruiter to put you on that list with your contract, that school wait is at least 3-4 years long

[@PyroGam3s]

aviator? as in pilot? I'm not in the coast guard, but in our branch you have to be an officer to fly. And you need a college degree to be an officer. There are some rare chances at becoming an officer without a degree but it's not very common.

[@JK-qn5yz]

@@PyroGam3s Good point, might just be a Boatswains Mate or ME instead. Drug runners won’t know what hit ‘em

[@Aredel]

@@PyroGam3sdo you need a degree before you’re admitted to officer training school?

[@davidjacob2676]

aviation only has a two year wait @@Jay_Sadistic

[@AmericanMilitaryNetwork]

My only regret about the Coast Guard was retiring at 23 years. Shoulda stayed in 30. Underway is the Only Way!

[@olgakasianova6581]

Nikko, I’ve been subscribed to your channel since you started around 2 years ago. In 2022 when Russians invaded my home country I’ve been watching your videos to get my mood up at least a little bit. Your videos always made me laugh! Thank you for that! Congrats on 2.1M subscribers!!! I’m sooooo happy for you!! Great work! P.s. 2.05, but 2.1 is coming in no time:))))

[@nickmorrell7425]

Coasties train and serve along Brown Water Navy. They did some spooky, rain hell on you river intervention in Iraq. Thank you Coasties.

[@llockejr]

Got that high ASVAB, joined the coast guard ;)

[@NewCoastie]

Can confirm, everyone in the Coast Guard is shredded.

[@uscg_grace]

yup

[@mrquin27]

We used to run a coast guard captain or whatever his high ass rank was in iraq. He was funny as fuck and i have 0 idea to this day wtf he did there lol. He was just a lone wolf vibing the desert. Or he was lost. Maybe he didnt even work for the military. No one ever asked. He would ask for rides and we would say okay 😂 When i was back home they would always eat lunch at this bar and grill on the water. Made friends with them and when i missed the boat out to the party beach id just go to the bar and the coastguard would shoot me out there after lunch 😂

[@titav7650]

bro, he was definitely CIA.

[@jimrustle643]

​@@titav7650Coastie In Arabia 😂😂😂

[@kwhp1507]

CIA lmao

[@thamomentum]

Spook

[@duulga1290]

2:01 god looking at me finally pulling a girl after 20 years:

[@atotallynormalBoeing-chillingh]

I have been waiting for this and I am exited to watch my favorite branch be a little zesty silly

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Yessss Coastie needs love

[@marilynbrammer8670]

We don’t see that food on the enlisted side. That’s for officer parties hosting dignitaries.

[@tc1uscg65]

Go to TRACEN Petaluma for any training and you will see it. Trust me. When it's for a grade, it's the best.

[@mmm8455]

Coast guard was way cooler then I expected! My son joined the marines but maybe should have looked into CG. Looks like a good life. He’s kinda hating his life right now. 😅

[@OrioleBeagle]

There are former Marines in the Coast Guard.

[@Jay_Sadistic]

Lol it's ok at times we hated ours too😂

[@uscg_grace]

I've hated mine too lmao. I think the whole military is like that

[@amyjordan7968]

Nikko your the best man keep these good videos up

[@trashpanda502]

Next video: National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration Commissioned Officer Corps TikTok fails

[@buckt1953]

4:35 I'm learning to speak german and we watched that clip, fricking hilarious

[@Eluderatnight]

The coast guard cook team is consistantly the best. I had them cook for me before.

[@uscg_grace]

What can I say! We're pretty good cooks

[@myahonthemoon]

Omg I recently found your channel and I just wanna say I absolutely adore your videos❤️ KEEP MAKING PEOPLES DAY BETTER🤎🤎

[@nikkoortizshorts]

That’s what he’s here for 👑

[@EpicRails]

Nikko’s pain at 7:07 is real af.

[@MCRPunkinPuff]

I'm a simple man I see whenever Nikko post I click

[@Tactical_Nuke0]

are you single?

[@potyondimartin7785]

​@@Tactical_Nuke0wtf?☠️☠️☠️

[@nikkoortizshorts]

It’s a simple life

[@Tactical_Nuke0]

dont worry abt it@@potyondimartin7785

[@Sarspariila]

Ditto! 😊

[@SteamboatWilley]

"Hello, Coastguard?" "Is the Coast still there?" "Yes." "You're doing a great job."

[@CaptainZ26]

I love the coastie passing edit.

[@fumikagetokoyami5040]

Coastie: 👦🏖️😁 USCG: 💪🙂🔫

[@owentymchuk6523]

Nikko I love your branch fails videos plz do more

[@leftwardbead1875]

Last weekend my mom's cousins husband brought us out onto a coast guard base and we raced the other boat even tho it was the same speed 😂 they were heading south to Milwaukee to meet another coast gaurd. They let my sister drive and she slammed the boat down and we all jumped in the air

[@survivalist5265]

1:06 good, I could use a friend.

[@thellamaking2562]

Daddy nikko has posted let’s gooooooo

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Daddy’s here for y’all

[@thellamaking2562]

@@nikkoortizshorts yesssir

[@Shaddowxxi]

Coast Guard be lookin spicy 🥵

[@susanjoyce-yq2mg]

Popular drinking game in Cape May: Spot a Guardie. Drink.

[@joecoastie99]

Oh man. How do you still have a functional liver. I hope the companies don’t run past your house. 😅

[@Brindle-B01]

Makes you wanna bust out the kiddy pool and start flopping around 😝

[@elixplayz333]

NOOO man I got an ad about someone getting tied to a tree and killed and the second it ended i just heard the HAH meme at 5:29. KZbin did that dude dirty

[@Steff-W]

Puddle pirates lol love it 🩷🩷🩷

[@calvinbaker112]

they probably have such good arms and legs cause there swimming a ton

[@uscg_grace]

You'd be surprised

[@funny_fun627]

Let's goooooo best KZbin channel ever

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Yesss

[@funny_fun627]

@@nikkoortizshorts yesss

[@Capsuleduck]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO NIKKO THE GOATTTT 🫡🫡

[@KalebMott-u2h]

Love you videos Niko keep up the great work

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Hell yeah! Which fail was your fav? 😂

[@BrantleyBuxton-pq3sf]

This video about to be about coast guard giving people hugs

[@nikkoortizshorts]

For real 😂

[@irishbrewgaming2296]

My grandfather was a german sub hunter during ww2 while serving in the coast guard.

[@ReederFishes_PlaysOfficial]

Ive always wanted to join the coast guard, and this makes me want to join more!

[@4dshow]

Love how Nikko looses his voice getting thirsty for the guys 😂😂😂

[@andrewstoll4548]

Damn Nikko I love all your videos. They are freaking hilarious. But this one was over the top. I laughed through the whole thing. Keep it up .....😂😂😂😂

[@Mr_SeaWolf]

I always wanted to be a marine..... but this video might have just changed my mind.

[@adamwest8256]

Everyone shits on the puddle jumpers until shit gets real. The enemy "We made it past their navy, no one can stop us now." The Coastguard "Where is your registration and insurance for this boat?"

[@quinn6386]

6:30 min the guy in the picture Shizzy for people wondering and is a natural athlete, great video as well.

[@learningeveryday8]

The German coastguard clip was comedy gold 😂

[@cjrulesyou6399]

I am so glad i joined!

[@1991jarryd]

you basically just produced a recruitment video for the coastguard.

[@BrandyReichle]

Hi Nikko love the videos!

[@nikkoortizshorts]

So good!

[@MrCquixote]

upon reviewing said coast guard training material, and reflecting on his own service experience; nikko realizes, that not all relationships are mentally and or physically abusive

[@Ghost_Foap]

Pls never stop keep it up 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@nikkoortizshorts]

He will not 💃🏻

[@CallmeSandbag]

Not going to lie I'm a freshman in highschool. I just watch your videos because your funny AF

[@ExplosiveQuarry]

They body builders from all the damn hugs they givin...

[@Thegodlygoat]

LOVE U NIKO

[@jbjamal7778]

That's it I'm signing up for CG 😂

[@ironmanfanman4001]

Nah Nikko they all get them gym muscles cuz they not doing anything else lmao

[@elizabethkanaya1337]

Between me and my husband we only ever saw one CG guy at MEPS. Dude was just vibin' alone in his office, swole af and looking like he was having a way better day than the Navy guys lmao

[@jayhawkgaming480]

"YO he got the BRAPAPASKAPPA" -Nikko 2023

[@hannahkeck7448]

Post from the bday king let’s goooo happy bday Nikko!

[@nikkoortizshorts]

Birthday king right hereeee

[@G_A_F_F_N_E_Y]

Damn ngl saving life’s for a living sounded like a good reason to join the cg but 7:05 & 7:51 just confirmed the coast guard is the branch for me

[@alysiamagen01]

Honestly Nikko can get it 😂 lol nikko luv ya love ur content u keep my days going 🫡

[@npplss]

coast guard " WE JUS WANNA BE YO FRIENNNNNN" LMFAO

[@josephmcmasters-vn7po]

I love your vids u make my day

[@ParkerClements-jb3cu]

Coast Guards favorite tool is the biggest, blackest, hardest rod they can find

[@snowwhitefoxx]

It’s gonna be hecka fun dude 😂

[@VxS_VIBEZ]

I loved the little cutscene from tropic thunder 😂

[@oliviarocheleau5903]

I MARRIED one. Nikko your so right bout it being different lol. But I love it

[@Crasher-tt5tm]

Really good video and content keep up the good work! (Also I think you should do more coastguard and usaf content)

[@Jackson_G]

my dads friend was in the coast guard and they call him hulk cuz hes absolutely ripped 😂😂

[@jocelynh444]

Nikko with these videos the best !

[@nikkoortizshorts]

So good! Which fail made you laugh the most? 😂

[@jocelynh444]

@@nikkoortizshorts you making jokes your so funny 😂 or are they jokes 👀

[@jesseesteves9155]

Love yor videos nikko and love washing you on kick

[@NathanGeske]

9:50 "and then you wipe it" bro is not beating the air force allegations

[@matthooper1439]

Coastie here, I can die happy now that we got some love lol

[@l0ngh4mm3r5]

I was Navy, but my mentor was a Coastie. He was a hardcore hard ass. God bless Roger Ward. Longest serving coastie ever. Bad ass man forever.

[@Thedoggod77]

hey Ivan i just wanted to say hi and i love your videos

[@sniperproductions0]

love the ak sitting in the pet bed

[@chaseclark9426]

I loved my time in the CG lol. that fire alarm test though.. way too often lol

[@beaubelly7637]

Nikko was feeling extra zesty for these Coast guards

[@Smokie082]

21 years I loved it.

[@wilhelm979]

This is when I think to myself…why did I join the marines 😭🤣

[@Nate-wh7ht]

The cost guard has to deal with modern pirates

[@ChristinH.]

Happy bIrthday friend! 🎉❤🎉

[@amandadelrio7113]

Happy birthday bro! Love your crazy ass!

[@EllaDabaddie-r9m]

People always underestimate The Coast Guard, but my dad stopped like five drug trafficking boats 😭

[@TEZVizion]

ayo we just gonna quickly skip what he said at 6:50-6:52 lmao "dude say yes" i fucking died thinking the same thing

[@Zoomerdaddy]

6:29 why are you hyping this coasty up? That's nothing. I'm trying to start something 😁