Cobra Confessions

Going to counseling is just ya know?

[@Astorath_the_Grim]

This is probably exactly how his counseling sessions go.

[@finhisself501]

I’m sure there’s a lot more creepy staring and uncomfortable silence. And farting.

[@snoopy4749]

“Counseling sessions”

[@Suki_Tawdry]

and your “trolls”…are they in the room with us right now?

[@PunkrockNoir-ss2pq]

His cartoon self looks too healthy

[@blackholeradiate]

Yeah…. Unfortunately cartoons cant capture all the scaring on his liver. Or his Puff wallet

[@mikem5820]

Needs more greasy hair.

[@foof811]

I'm sure he throws in the classic "I've been bullied my entire life, and been rejected by every girl I've liked since the 4th grade." every single session too.

[@OOdhamhorde]

This feels like Adult Swim! TMDWU!

[@enoncenotev2829]

Josh Goes to the Mayor

[@alabamamotionpictureproduc6626]

The head in proportion to the body really killed it for me.

[@Cooler_Taste]

Great work as usual doodt

[@Bongman42088]

*xoxo* 😘

[@DetroitEnki]

Love your vids man 👊👊

[@Cooler_Taste]

@ thank you my dood

[@alabamamotionpictureproduc6626]

The Chris Hansen vid was excellent

[@Cooler_Taste]

@ thank you my dood 🤟

[@Bongman42088]

*"The more your farts stink. The more you gotta go poo poo."* - Kingcobrajfs

[@user-account-not-found]

TWU

[@rhyzeless5029]

I'm gonna have to write that one down. Boglim poetry goes undefeated.

[@borninblack]

Excellent work i bet he watches this and laughs and goes " that don't look nothing like me" 😂😂 .

[@jessicamessicaYT]

Your work is incredible

[@DetroitEnki]

Hi JM. Thanks for all your work too. ❤❤❤❤

[@adinocc2042]

I can only imagine the lies that poor therapist has to listen to. No matter what, therapy can't help you if you just go in and lie every damn week.🥃🥜🚬

[@swizzlegrower]

Clint pays for a normal friend so everyone can feel like something is accomplished in his bois life.. twu

[@Zork69]

I bet his counselor thinks he lives under a bridge… With all of his Trolls…

[@hosieokellygrifter8462]

​@swizzlegrower The government is paying not Clint

[@lt.danslegs9737]

The fly on the wall pov we truly needed.

[@Nervulis]

Another masterpiece. The interaction is just amazing. He looks far better in this video than in real life though.

[@spencermcbride3881]

1:28 i love the "eugh" sound the therapist makes

[@mxbass1036]

TWU

[@coltonwilkie241]

Josh is mad that the therapist wasn't a 4th grade girl who rejected him. That's our sicko!

[@Aussie-1979]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍 please do a counselling session for the Goblin. That was a Troll's delight.😄

[@DSPHistoricalSociety]

What a wonderful day- THANK YOU PUPPET CRUST!!

[@samuelstoner5651]

I appreciate that you put Josh in vomit-free clothes for this video. [By the way, I know some dolphins, and they are NOT happy.]

[@chin_gurai]

1am boglim surfing and I found this masterpiece. Great work 👏

[@kingkarljfs7965]

PEOPLE DONT KNOW WHEN TO LEAVE WELL ENOUGH ALONE...... I'M SICK OF IT!!!!

[@flashman453]

Puppet Crust rules my sad pathetic life toobs

[@BoglimHatFight]

How was the therapist able to resist Josh? His Viet-goth outfit has been rubbed down with Bond#1 Tactical soap, not to mention the alpha male confidence that you gain after many drink combos

[@troglodytehunter]

+KZbin Celebrity Mystique

[@deadsi]

Who said she resisted, josh don't kiss and tell

[@Albatorwow]

​@@deadsiBest lie told about Cobes since 2025 started d00d, Im still coughing from the laughing. He was so goddamn smug the day right after he boned Messica 🤣

[@BogsAndBoglims]

That Rockstar smells so good

[@heroicdosedo]

Bog is gonna balloon once his metaboglism crashes. I give him 2 more years. Like that art someone made of Josh as Carl from ATHF.

[@DetroitEnki]

Puppet Crust returns !!!!!! TWU 🐍🐍🐍🐍👊👊👊👊

[@macncheese2392]

This is exactly how therapy goes down for him.

[@Bob-kk2vg]

Imagine what the more than likely “normie” therapist thinks of all this. I bet they’ve gone online out of morbid curiosity and have hit up all the troll channels and have seen the major clips like jord fighting his hat and verbally abusing his cigarette. They probably have seen the gender relation rants and !ncel seminars jord has put on. I bet the whole thing really has put the zap on the therapist.

[@BaronStVon]

What an exquisid animation

[@natrona]

RIP Homeboy Scotty

[@jaysonlee4394]

RIP to Home boy Puffers

[@TheOnlyWCC]

And RIP to his Wendy’s employment, the apartment since his prime years, and even virginity to Stephane since the job corp.

[@brockly6434]

Remember when Josh said he's to smart for counseling 😂

[@azforu29]

"Haven't seen you in a while Josh. So what happened to your teeth? Is that from swhoah woasted chicken?"

[@Krystal_Roberts]

OMG I'm so glad I found you again!!! Huge huge fan here!!

[@CNYKnifeNut]

The Iron Chin!

[@Krystal_Roberts]

@CNYKnifeNut the one and only!

[@TomahawkTom]

I literally had this exact conversation with myself last night.... But I'm almost 40.

[@magicvampirelver1321]

😂😂

[@MrDuneedon]

Absolutely perfect.

[@FirstFamilyCharger]

His slurred and lisped speech due to missing teeth has gotten so insane.

[@thelamb8213]

All that duster got his brain at like 80% speed

[@xvgwhalevvs.diamonds3281]

“Even if I don’t build my clock tower dream house, I have enough alchohol to last me to the morning”

[@JulianRickert]

This was riveting! Bravo, sir!

[@boothystyle]

this should be a show on hulu or netflix . this is the funniest thing i've seen in a very long time. even if you didn't know who cobra was, it'd still be hilarious

[@JackvoProductions]

"And I got a little bit of a GUT!" 1:20 sounding like Karl from Sling Blade, not gonna stunt KZbin.

[@Gemesis23_LadyGreyEyes]

I love these little videos! Can't wait for the next. 😊

[@garrycowan4394]

Remember when he vehemently denied he was in fact going bald? Im sure he called it devil horns...quite fitting actually 😂😂

[@Illcastashadow1]

I'm actually laughing out loud! So funny!!!

[@nachofriend9087]

This deserves a miniseries. Anyone agree?

[@boothystyle]

this should be a show on hulu or netflix . this is the funniest thing i've seen in a very long time. even if you didn't know who cobra was, it'd still be hilarious

[@chriskolb3105]

If he had any sense, he would hire an editor/camera operator who is hired specifically to video document Josh during the coarse of his day, and upload the footage onto YT, Rumble, etc. If Josh leaned into it, I bet it would get a lot of views. He wouldn’t have to e-beg as much.

[@boothystyle]

omfg this is the greatest thing i have ever seen I'm fkn crying over here . I can barely see to type this. THANK YOU! legend.

[@card969]

I love your videos, I hope you make more!

[@-BeFree-]

Pure gold like always

[@jchooie]

this reminds of something id wake up to at 3am on adult swim when i was a kid

[@Blanktapes0x0]

Haha great video! Everything about this I guarantee is 100% true on how we act in counseling . You missed one thing, though that chick would’ve definitely noticed his tactical soap.

[@vincentmorelli1013]

Homer Sickson

[@Jimmy-jm1ol]

The Sickranos

[@adamvalerio1377]

@@Jimmy-jm1ol Sicko of the Hill

[@thatoneguy8275]

The sicksons

[@timc46440]

Breaking Bog

[@humanpart2]

i am friends with a lot of chicks on facebook and i LOVE ITTTT

[@Lilmissdangerous]

So well done, you never fail to make me smile

[@Heath-c1y]

Funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@greaseboglim8759]

I dig your vids dood ……please please loaf and jug Christmas arrest ❤

[@humanpart2]

lol the cloud of odor that exits his mouth after the belch

[@Bradley-m9g]

This reminds me of the crazy shit that used to play on adult swim at 3 in the morning lol

[@thesausage351]

Incredible.

[@Cobra365]

This works so well😂 Thank you!

[@sarahc8862]

That's hilarious and exactly how it happened irl too im shure 😂😂😂

[@johnhampshire25]

Thank you for this art

[@DanLover87]

Be like the dolphin. Be happy. 🐬 😃

[@thebigchugger]

Incredible work.

[@JoyDavidson]

To be honest this is more life like than any of Jord's videos.

[@KenMabie]

Pizza is life even a broken clock is right twice a day ...

[@Zork69]

Why am I subbed to this channel, yet I get no notifications of new stuff!! Watching them all now!!

[@DC4L_gillie]

TWU doodt, this is gold 😂🙏

[@PunkrockNoir-ss2pq]

gg

[@udhh2619]

He got enough alcohol to last til the morning then he is going to grub hub the next days beers

[@Marlboroman85]

Excellent

[@shabath]

Remember, Josh is too smart for therapy.

[@NumbaJuanBog]

This is awesome.

[@mikedmann7487]

Freakin awesome.. We need more..

[@gingerspazmo]

beautiful x

[@thehowlingjoker]

How often do you think he talks about Chaturbog at these sessions?

[@otanky296]

Beautiful.

[@GuyIncognito486]

I would love to be a fly on the wall during his therapy sessions.

[@SkankHuntSeason]

Yooo these are awesome!!!

[@Jeff_Kasmala]

Hell yea toobz TMDWU

[@DemonicSolider]

cant wait for cobes himself to comment on this XD

[@chase15a]

Perfect location for the herp bumps

[@Dioc61]

A like just for the thumbnail 😄

[@StephenAndrew777]

That was beautiful.

[@absinthemindedJ]

👏👏👏👏

[@sashaaa.3887]

dude I cannot. 😭😭😭

[@JoyDavidson]

What a treat

[@southerndandy4910]

Welcome back doode

[@HaliShores]

Reminds me of the "Lowered Expectations" skits from MADtv.

[@stpstudios]

TMDWU Toobs 🎉

[@VidyaBrain-YT-Channel]

"therapy" won't do anything

[@Terence.McKenna]

I tried to like this video twice

[@TheSwitko]

And now story time with Paul! 😂

[@mechapingas3425]

I need more

[@mxbass1036]

Been waiting for this

[@nikosantos1172]

Im in loveeee with a boglim

[@johnjones-q9q]

NEW SUB

[@MaxisRichtofen]

im pretty positive he doesn't go at all. it's just something you say to get people off your back.

[@KenMabie]

Cobes The Crust Wizard

[@user-z8hdhdjeib]

TWU

[@platinumdragonslayer6128]

I don’t believe for a second he’s going to counseling. Because eventually counseling talks about issues like his drinking, poor diet, lack of hygiene and refusal to get a real job and god knows how many other problems he has. Eventually it would just be a waste of time for the counselor.

[@jn1211]

Agreed so hard. Plus. His raging narcissism has got to be diagnosable as fuck, if he actually has npd; this makes him pretty much completely incapable of change according to a world renowned expert of the personality disorder.

[@DankBBQRibs]

And I’m over here like: “Messy Jessy was a nice touch gnome sayin?”

[@inbox57111]

I don't remember this episode of Metalocalypse

[@Gunkwave]

Lmao Love these

[@CoralineJones9876]

Pizza is a want not a need.

[@BogsAndBoglims]

Pizza is life. The wizard has spoken

[@GeorgeMuggillicuddy]

Currently I believe he’s on his 20th day wearing the same shirt…. 🤮

[@Trollsunderthebridge44z]

Lol this is funny