Coconut Mall // Naz3nt Future Funk Remix

[@Naz3nt]

Posted it on Soundcloud for those who wanted it ;) soundcloud.com/naz3nt/cocobut-mall

[@FloofLacuna]

cocobut mall?

[@Naz3nt]

Stormy Quilava yes

[@michascigala4045]

Woah mate... This is awesome! Can I use part of the remix in a montage? I will give you credit in the description. EDIT: You just earned a new subscriber ^-^

[@Naz3nt]

Michael Scigala haha thanks and yeah go ahead :D

[@MoreDeltsMoreJelqs]

Naz3nt wow this is really nice credits to man. You deserve more subs bro. A question though, are we allowed to use this in videos?

[@smolpanda6258]

When you accidentally walk onto an escalator that leads you exactly where you need to go

[@acrylicpasta6969]

*Once I accidently went into an escalator that took me to a white van. **_Just where I needed to go_*

[@car8740]

@@acrylicpasta6969 did you get free v bucks or a resizing

[@budder9839]

Just cheat up the side on a bike Trust me it’s faster than both

[@budder9839]

lexiolvsu I do it every time I play coconut mall

[@budder9839]

lexiolvsu, try it, it works

[@cdubbz5923]

60% people went up the wrong escalator 80% people got hit by a car with their mii in them 100% people saw their mii locked up in a store

[@alexh1131]

That’s not how it works, he is saying everyone saw wii locked up, 20% people wrong escalator, 40% hit by a car with mini in them, And 40% went up wrong escalator and got hit by a car with their mini in them

[@landonanderson7015]

I guess I’m the 0% then

[@themiguelodon7206]

Who hasn’t gone up the wrong escalator?

[@ailurus2315]

Firegrip r/woooshh

[@duckhuntking153]

Thank gosh I'm not the only one who noticed it

[@paulkrugman359]

This wasn’t in your recommended. *you searched for this masterpiece*

[@alexsmells]

No, sorry you're wrong. But I'm happy It was in my recommended

[@paulkrugman359]

A rat rare occasion lmao

[@devonlauters1104]

It was also in my recommendation

[@Magolor939]

It was in my mix by KZbin lmao

[@wolfie4560]

i searched

[@shakepeare1]

4 people took the wrong escalator

[@acowwithlegs]

🤣

[@morganmorris4285]

T the hedgehog I always did that and I always crashed into the miis lmao

[@jayandthejets]

now 25

[@iakinose]

27*

[@brEZ527]

Now I'm 29

[@destintic133]

when you do the ultra shortcut and skip the whole lap

[@Juan-ln8rb]

I bet you 75% of people that played MK Wii as a kid don't know what an ultra shortcut is lmao

[@bissycream]

Juan lmao

[@hypnozpie4071]

@@Juan-ln8rb fax bruh when i first saw a video of it my mind was blown

[@Juan-ln8rb]

@@hypnozpie4071 same bro

[@dagameboy]

@@hypnozpie4071 saaammmmeeeeeee

[@FireworksandAviation]

"Attention shoppers, just for your information, we are not responsible for any damages caused by, green shells, red shells, blue shells, bullet bills, mushrooms, bananas, bombs, lightning strikes, stars, squids that squirt ink, fake item boxes, POW blocks, and thunder clouds. If our mall is damaged by any of these you will pay the fee for it. Thank you for your time, and enjoy shopping at Coconut Mall!"

[@leyh9]

Copied

[@arnelarenas1833]

Who cares tho

[@arnelarenas1833]

At least it’s still a good comment

[@mickystam521]

And Karts as well

[@daddy_chimp]

I love this comment

[@ermergerdziller5798]

Saved under “songs to listen to when I’m speeding”

[@isaacdiboss]

im da 69th like

[@vrayn3870]

gimme that playlist

[@ermergerdziller5798]

Vrayn I’ll make it public. I have multiple playlists

[@derrijcalmcskeet1743]

Damn he really did

[@ermergerdziller5798]

Skoot McSkeet I know what I’m about son. ☺️🤘🏼

[@lolidk832]

*The perfect remix doesn't exi-*

[@Naz3nt]

Lmao

[@acrylicpasta6969]

I think this guys entire channel fits the requirement for a perfect remix.

[@depressedbender502]

@LOL IDK listen to Qumu's remix

[@JPGpack]

It does so exist

[@tiendungle2145]

@@depressedbender502 no tbh this one sounds better

[@Juan-ln8rb]

Everybody Gangsta... *_Till the CPU does the Ultra Shortcut_*

[@darthnerd4432]

Deer god, no!

[@Imagine._.your_mother]

oh yes

[@luhgarlicbread]

:( Your PC ran into some problems and needs to restart. We're Just collecting some error info, then we'll restart for you.

[@DMWT_Joel]

This comment is underrated

[@partydude4226]

Lol

[@Spligbo]

All of us went up the right escalator :)

[@Naz3nt]

Merp Flerp lol truuu

[@Naz3nt]

Ml x creeper887 :’(

[@flyunknown6126]

50th like

[@StreamScenee]

bruh i hated when it went down on the 2nd round and i would go up it and then i would be 10th -_-

[@KidtokidsGaming]

@@StreamScenee SAME

[@moyaiman8735]

I didnt know that you could convert fire into audio, but it turns out you have done just that

[@Naz3nt]

Obkl0 dont tell anyone but I’m lowkey a fire bender 👀

[@moyaiman8735]

whats the BPM of this song, for osu purposes...

[@Naz3nt]

I don’t remember by heart I can check for you tho

[@Naz3nt]

It’s 130 bpm

[@moyaiman8735]

yo thanks.

[@venomicky]

Awesome! ( *Poldo outro* momento)

[@emiliodeluca8360]

Quando trovi un Poldo bro a caso

[@venomicky]

@@emiliodeluca8360 lol e io che pensavo di essere l'unico qui sotto dai. Comunque è un buon remix.

[@emiliodeluca8360]

@@venomicky ottimo remix direi

[@venomicky]

@@emiliodeluca8360 Ottimo è più azzeccato.

[@YT-AleX-1337]

Zio pera bro

[@trickster7126]

The red timebar on the bottom moves with the beat!

[@thebritishpig]

Sometimes it does.

[@izumi1532]

Omfg it doessss

[@nsxwaffle]

its psychological

[@arcadian0072]

YOOOOO

[@VerticalOrSomethin]

You're right wow

[@Uno-wx5kt]

Me: Goes up wrong escalator Escalator: You fool you fell victim to one of the classic blunders

[@memesfrommycomputer]

Escalator: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA FOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@Tethrarxitet]

Friend: What is your favorite song? Me: Well it's- Friend: Don't say it's complicated. Me: It's ART.

[@639hz2]

Mario kart be ending friendships 💀

[@Naz3nt]

lol i hear you on that one

[@acowwithlegs]

Naz3nt 0 cause I’m the only one out of all my friends that likes Nintendo out of all my friends

[@639hz2]

I have no friends

[@eleventheluminary6124]

unless its online then its ending multiple friendships at the same time before they even started.

[@quoo4493]

When you bump someone into the wrong elevator

[@Seltzzy]

"attention all mushroom Kingdom citizens" "We are not responsible for any green shells, *red* shells, *blue* shells, bananas, lightning bolts or bullet bills casualties in this mall" "Have a nice day!"

[@whyisthismyaccount5444]

But most importantly *Not responsible for any blue shell attacks*

[@lanking2n]

@@iskk dude might be colourblind

[@sparkiboi5101]

Wait... I sued u for the boom accident

[@chasing9554]

what about the dark cloud on my head

[@Seltzzy]

Chasing Snow wdym

[@leekuku]

Vibing to this when tiktok gets banned

[@tobihudiat]

@QuadTwelveGD / i am a dice YES

[@deal542]

Little do you know

[@PaveReal]

Looking forward to it!

[@christianstone9403]

Not going so good so far...

[@Ronkle_dunkle]

Lmao what did tiktok do to u Did ur ‘conservative voice get silenced’

[@LettyFitznote]

You have blessed my ears with an majestic remix of one of my favorite Mario Kart tracks and I thank you for it.

[@Naz3nt]

Glad I could be of assistance ;)

[@acrylicpasta6969]

Stalin: No. It didnt bless your ears. _It blessed _*_OUR_*_ ears._

[@kleenexdrinker]

Ooo, Bronies and ponies are on our side!

[@4xJojo]

When you hit someone into the wrong escalator with Bullet Bill:

[@sandralewis230]

I did that to much older sister She through the Wii remote at me

[@n4mel3ss96]

Teacher: We are going to the Mall The girls: oh cool, we are going to buy new clothing The boys:

[@paulkrugman359]

Fr

[@bigboyjones8299]

Since when have you ever took a field trip to the mall

[@bcmu6136]

Field trip to the mall? Noice

[@realbiggab4328]

“Bring your bikes, boys. The day has come.”

[@speedyboi349]

Me sudenly brings dirbike into mall and starts to wheelie Also me:yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh woooooooooo lets goooooooo

[@fawxu]

Could you imagine this in geometry dash

[@Naz3nt]

Someone should make that happen 👀

[@rabbitguy]

If you want it in GD, post the song on NewGrounds

[@fawxu]

Yeah, to get something on GD you have to post it on Newgrounds

[@Naz3nt]

I’ll try that. Thank you both ;)

[@fawxu]

👌

[@GameSharkN64]

0:06 this transition so smooth well done

[@CalmestManOnMars]

If you open the video there is both an upside and downside. Upside: you get to listen to the best remix ever Downside: you have to get FACKING COCONUT MALLD. Are you still opening the video?

[@Millez]

11 people got lost in the mall

[@Naz3nt]

Millez LMAO

[@randomlytrash]

Nah mate. It's more like 8 now. Good. Let 'em stay lost. We get to keep this to ourselves.

[@Millez]

I think the mall needs signs telling people where the like button is...

[@Naz3nt]

Millez lol true

[@himikowo7691]

more like 39

[@santinieve1]

0:07 sounds like hypothetical Mumbo Jumbo's youtube outro if he played Mario Kart.

[@RealJohnBannon]

kart*

[@khakishark]

Holy shiz did you fr say cart?

[@maskitoad]

Sure before the summer vacation break imma bring a kart to school and drive while playing this full volume, wish me luck

[@zauztheblacksmith]

I like how 0:22 just reverts back to the song's original key because of the pitch-shift in this version XD

[@frostbite5606]

This beat dropped harder than my grandma down the stairs

[@Headgasket-]

oof

[@bull3tbill3]

XD

[@hughconsidine5041]

Oh shi-

[@iknowdawae893]

Well that was unexpected...

[@theoofinatoryeet32boi7]

DAMN

[@amazingalex7439YT]

It's beautiful... *I've listened to this for 5 hours now*

[@somkeshav4143]

You have listened to this around 150 times on repeat if you do the math.

[@Eligamer397]

Agreeable

[@MSTURF]

I still play Mario Kart Wii I'm ANGERY that I almost always get 2nd

[@Naz3nt]

Haha I wish I could. Disc is scratched tho lol

[@Ihop_manager]

I do too.

[@Ttigerman]

thats were all the memes are, 98% of them are dead

[@Key-wz1se]

My man!

[@yoshaboss]

Same

[@leesharp376]

Why do you not have more recognition? This masterpiece means you deserve it

[@Naz3nt]

GeometryDashPhormal haha ty ty

[@Hause_Masta_]

I've spent 3k to hear this in perfect condition, Thank you Naz for creating the perfect song for a perfect race track

[@dustato3412]

I automatically love you for this

[@Naz3nt]

i automatically love you for loving this

[@dustato3412]

Naz3nt I automatically love you for loving me for loving you

[@Naz3nt]

Dustato I automatically love you for loving me for loving you for loving me

[@tylorplayz3008]

I love you all

[@Naz3nt]

Tylor playz 😘

[@nova655]

This remix soothes my soul.

[@Naz3nt]

Nova Future funk for your soul

[@nova655]

I've checked out a bunch of other stuff of yours and you just earned another sub.

[@acrylicpasta6969]

this remix soothes my heart

[@Kalionyz]

Everything this man touches becomes solid gold

[@cerealonsunday6001]

The fact you have a PaRappa profile picture literally brings me to life, man- Love the music!

[@squeebosh8525]

I'm the kind of guy to get every catchy tune stuck in my head, even if I can't remember how it got there. But Coconut Mall! Coconut Mall is forever stuck in my head because I just loved that course! I played it over and over on the Wii and on Mario Kart 7. I was kinda bummed that it didn't make it to Mario Kart 8 though. Anyway, I was going to bed while writing this, now I can't stop hitting the replay button!

[@chrispyexe]

You got your wish! It’s in the DLC!

[@aidenconroy1345]

@@chrispyexe YEAH!!! WE JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED

[@Tethrarxitet]

Coming back a year from now and it's still a groove

[@Autumnsys]

Over half a year later and I'm still coming back to this song.

[@AaronJBPiano]

3 years later and still here

[@superkooper6594]

This made my day!

[@Naz3nt]

Super Kooper ay glad you like it

[@acrylicpasta6969]

This made my year

[@hydrogaming2493]

Literally my favorite song

[@darrylmahon1806]

41 mind ago?

[@juniorgunter1820]

Its been 5 minutes and im still listing to this MASTERPEICE i hope this guy knows how good they did at this flippin hell

[@ZillaSharkeh]

who is this man, why is he in my recommended and why does he make so god damn good music

[@stabby4858]

DUDE THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHER CCNM REMIXES ON YT

[@minetieplays2092]

The beginning is what it feels to wake up on a Saturday and just think “this is gonna be a good day”

[@shepalibegum9783]

0:07 Nobody: Literally No one: Mario: Ye

[@dodgersguy8294]

This comment made me die laughing for some reason

[@lakituu]

it’s not even funny but its still funny why

[@Just_Skyla]

These are confusing times

[@Bostumo]

Ye

[@CreeperCat0407]

ye

[@Nico2718_]

This is so good! Also, it's very interesting the decision of changing the key from C major to B major: that really feels unique, since when the song would normally go from C to Db, now from B it lands on C and my head goes like "wait, is the song just started??" 🤣 a very similar thing happens when it goes from D# to E instead of from E to F. I don't know if this was the purpose, but it gives a very particular twist to the song! Nice job! 💪

[@lamefish1286]

yes! your so underrated!

[@Naz3nt]

Sikile The Fergion Thank you so much!

[@walaba8565]

Smudge the loser you're*

[@acrylicpasta6969]

Yeah, This guy deserves *WAY* more views. One of the guys (or girls I dunno) songs blew up on tik tok. That should have easily boosted him. I guess it sadly didnt

[@mills5349]

This is the best thing I’ve heard in years.

[@solomon4842]

This is so iconic

[@hyrule2476]

I've heard this song so many times that when I hear this song I think my phones ringing because it's my ringtone lmao

[@thealmightyinvaderz1734]

Lit as Hell I can't stop dancing to this or listening to it

[@Naz3nt]

Ayy glad you like it

[@neilnil_]

This is the only thing bringing me serotonin. I mean, besides my depression medication.

[@WindowsGG]

2018: *the perfect remix doesn't exi-* 2023: *WE DRIVING/RACING IN COCUNUT MALL WITH THIS ONE!* 💯🔥🗣‼

[@joshswagghardy]

Needs more views

[@Naz3nt]

Haha

[@acrylicpasta6969]

Sad it doesnt have a million

[@Leopardeye]

People call ANYTHING a banger, these days. THIS truly IS one!! 🔊 💃🏻🕺🏻🪩

[@ooflord4616]

me:alright its a pretty nice day litterly out of nowhere: 0:05

[@noahstrug9119]

Does anyone have the memory of being in first then you hit the dang cars and then you become last...that sucked

[@mrspel8276]

Coolest song that I Found thanks dude!

[@Hxmmylol]

This is my current ringtone and my phone went off in class and everyone started dancing

[@Naz3nt]

LMAO glad to hear people like it haha

[@river3902]

r/thathappened

[@Hxmmylol]

The Small Speedrunner yes surprisingly

[@drewber.t]

The Small Speedrunner thank you for this r/ comment.

[@river3902]

Andrew Kean no problem

[@CaptainsRath]

Why is this actually insanely good?

[@PeanutsSuperstar]

Thank you for publishing this remix that changed my life

[@thischannelisdead91]

A good remix: *exists* Tik Tok: I'm gonna end this mans whole career.

[@hyperspeedcrab]

#fucktiktok

[@lighttank3905]

#fuckofftiktokyouarsehole

[@euvo_sound]

Tikok really deserves a shutdown,after all its made by CCP (Chinese Communist Party) to spy on users.

[@Goobins1]

RedYoshi Playz it not so have fun buddy

[@weirdchamp4601]

Why was this beautiful masterpiece on TikTok

[@golfcartlmao]

When you drive up the wrong escalator but you’re driving on the railing

[@-bubblegum-5851]

four years and this STILL BOPS LIKE IM DANCING FR

[@nigen0kogor0]

電車の窓をぶっ壊すおじさんの動画から来ました！

[@オレオ-z9i]

同士よ！

[@オマール鼻炎]

MVない方もいいよな

[@Dxv605]

shot off!!!

[@momon-ga.com.kousiki]

やぁ

[@LilPlayz]

Only true ones know where the short cut on the map is

[@MRR19]

The boost ramp before the cars

[@tomatotwin_]

Bro that shortcut was insane and broken. I always failed at it lol

[@charlie0374]

the amount of time i spent perfecting that shortcut..... it was my only flex

[@ViaaIlluminate]

Lamo, the short cut was hard af to get

[@pepp3rjack]

@@MRR19 No the true one was at the beginning when you skip the first right turn, driving on a small ledge on the left side.

[@di4791]

1:07 onwards “HEY! HEY! HEY!” Put your hands in the air everybody haha

[@Mo_Kit4869]

When you take the right escalator on all three laps

[@lisakearns6275]

this is lit

[@Naz3nt]

Thanks!

[@acrylicpasta6969]

This is -lit- epic xd

[@LongGoneFuture]

This is the best remix my ears have heard

[@michellerinearson1360]

so good

[@dreadwringer]

My favorite mario kart track: ME TRYING TO FIND THE RIGHT ESCALATOR AS DAISY: AAAAAAAAAA

[@AndrewFaust-dh7kg]

Its 12:55 A.M. right now where I live and I've just discovered this masterpiece! This is by the THE BEST remix I've ever heard!

[@weezlewax6839]

When your peter griffin mii doesn’t crush you while he parks

[@user-bt1rh3we2d]

How to make a fireplace Step 1 Get some wood Step 2 put it in the formation you want Step 3 play this song to the wood

[@Irisui]

THIS. IS. THE. BEST. SOUNDING. THING. EVER!!!!!!

[@AmayaDPR]

Bruh I swear to god I'm gonna walk into class blasting this

[@PineappleRind]

Have you done it yet?

[@AmayaDPR]

@@PineappleRind I didnt walk into class blasting it but I did blast it in the middle of class last year

[@PineappleRind]

@@AmayaDPR Yay

[@qzwxecrvtbynumilp9351]

When you take the ultra shortcut and get a 30 second lap time

[@acrylicpasta6969]

Hell yeah

[@Willspiration]

Here because of MeowMoonified! She's playing this remix on stream and had to find it! You did an awesome job on this!!

[@marcelsyt]

The video schould be called: "Watch this when you've lost in Mario Kart"

[@doomtoast8520]

When you dodge every car with the Mii’s in it on the 3rd lap in first while in 150cc and everyone is almost behind you and the red shell that was attacking you got hit by one of the cars and the person in second place was near you and then gets hit by one of the cars and the person in 12th had a blue shell and you have 2 seconds to the finish line before the blue shell hits you and the person with the bullet bill was close to you but their bullet bill time ran out and you dodged all Green shells Dry bowser threw at you and after you won the last course you unlocked your favorite character with your favorite Kart as well

[@gunnnar]

Thank you so much for having it be copyright free and having a download link! I use the normal coconut mall song for my youtube outro, this song is my new onwe! i love it!

[@DatNitro94]

badass remix right here, nice job

[@Naz3nt]

haha thank you

[@randomstuff-oe3fo]

This is so dope!

[@Naz3nt]

random stuff ay thank you!

[@randomstuff-oe3fo]

@@Naz3nt you're welcome! Keep up the amazing work!

[@lucasarrm]

absolute... BANGER!

[@alessandrofranchi7]

finalmente ho trovato l’outro di Poldo porco il cristo

[@marpie0076]

Onesto

[@Gabr9000_official]

Sbaglio o è la song della fine dei video di poldo?

[@santiagoangarita2533]

oh boy thats awesome and good

[@thecrasyones]

Can't stop listening

[@thecrasyones]

Hey do you mind if I use this for an outro I'll give credit

[@QuinnDelPonte]

thats the good stuff

[@Naz3nt]

The Epic Quinn ayy ;)

[@ItzYaBoiShark]

Intensity brings me here (when he rolls a global)

[@Crep169]

THAT WHAT I SEARCHED FOR 🔥

[@afterhourandrew6029]

“Crap I just hit my mii”

[@kontrario]

Ma è la outro di Poldo👀✨

[@FoxyJ-9]

vedo qualcuno di acculturato

[@averagevegitofan1]

esatto

[@justinevilofficial]

Proprio così

[@shadophaxx2401]

This needs to be played over a shopping montage

[@ydarb101]

People need to make up their mind on which escalator they’re going up lol

[@average2685]

When you imagine Mk while listening to this, you see only 3 characters: yoshi, donkey kong, Luigi

[@belugaking171]

I listen to it all the time

[@Seltzzy]

theres no remix of-- imma have to call u back nintendo...

[@MildlyUpsetIndividual]

Ay forkknife ya game sucks

[@itswompie]

TAKE DOWN FORTNITE

[@Seltzzy]

Alastor the Radio Demon Go check my bio

[@Headgasket-]

I think fortnite is still a good game (and i know this is a fake account)

[@Seltzzy]

Yall do know I wasn't epic games 2 years ago, right?