COD Warzone But I AM NOT SOBER

Blarg, Smii7y, Grizzy, and Puffer suck at Warzone
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[@BlargMyShnoople]

Subscribe or I sous vide your neighbors cat

[@The_True_Mx_Pink]

You made me look up what Sous Vide was. Out of spite, I'm unsubscribing.

[@Sethy_Boi]

I’ll brb I have to Google something Edit: I googled sous vide and I now I have to warn my neighbours of your presence

[@notsmii7y]

Jokes on you, I already did that

[@smallwhitegnome]

I would say what the fuck but that is about normal for you to say

[@DrDementia]

Gamer juice

[@screenedat0m]

6:07 I swear every time Matt talks about how Grizzy threw up on the bathroom floor, we learn a new detail. I was not aware Grizzy didn’t clean it up properly lol

[@emileemeghan6217]

I was thinking this same exact thing. At this point we should have a list that we keep adding on too. Lol

[@zulfikarel9679]

New update on grizzy throw up lore

[@stormrider7235]

@@zulfikarel9679 babe wake up, new grizzy lore just dropprd

[@connorgibson5224]

The barf saga continues

[@dollarstorehardy1317]

Matt, "Goodbye liver hello fun." Me on a Tuesday, "I'll drink to that."

[@toiodi5710]

Bottoms up

[@redanimal15]

After spending time with soup blarg has now learned to randomly make the sound soup makes 😂

[@envyme1917]

That’s what I was thinking

[@quentinjackson8916]

OHHHHHH

[@Sv443_]

The southern battlecry

[@matthewezzelle3441]

That’s what happens when you get drunk with soup once

[@thelastmohican951]

@@matthewezzelle3441 Bro let me tell you, you only have to be around him for about 3 hours and you’re already waisted

[@marionette8144]

Every time I hear Matt record a proper intro im shocked at how normal he sounds lmao

[@JustABoyInHeartbreak]

He sounds almost american

[@christofferthorsson607]

"shitting with the cold blooded perk" is not a sentence I ever thought I would hear. Thank you matt

[@ElvishMayo]

I genuinely don't understand how Blarg is not already at 1mil. Step it up folks.

[@jonathanbrister9365]

💯

[@corbindavis7962]

Right? I feels like it's been forever

[@crungass]

Boy do i have news for you

[@ZombieSazza]

“Came here for eggs, left with a rifle. Walmart.” “Eat better, shoot better. Walmart.” As a Scottish woman, I believe this is what Walmart is like.

[@squibblez2517]

I'm an American, and this is exactly what it's like. I went to Walmart for a flash drive and came out with some 12 gauge ammo

[@ZombieSazza]

@@squibblez2517 bro Walmart sounds LIT

[@Lazy_ness]

Mario kart but with guns

[@_Hanj1sung2.0]

@@Lazy_ness American mario kart

[@TacticalLeo]

Depends on where the Walmart is located. The ones in Far off places usually have guns in their Walmart. Mine didn’t have guns but was able to buy ammo. Well now not so much.

[@kyleanderson5725]

Blarg turns into Soup when he's drunk.

[@HenryDaNinth]

I think we all turn into Soup a little bit when we're drunk

[@ZombieSazza]

God that “SIKE” was so unexpected and it just sent me rolling!

[@mfisonoe]

Sobriety? When you’re playing Warzone you wanna forget about it. There’s no need for sobriety.

[@DMazz441]

Just got off work, drinking some whiskey on a Tuesday watching Blarg. Best Tuesday.

[@mister3254]

Blarg video as soon as I start my lunch? GRAAAPE

[@bobbyedamame304]

I like how he just turned more into soup the drunker he got

[@auisfbiuhask6353]

Love how Matt becomes Soup with other people when they're boring as fuck lmao but with the goons, he just sits there and laughs

[@noahdawey5220]

this group is just matt but the goons is an even mix

[@Penquinn14]

@@noahdawey5220 I swear like 80% of clips this group has is just them overreacting to something Matt says like its new he says things like that

[@noahdawey5220]

@@Penquinn14 fr. i think grizzy annoys me the most bc he got no jokes at all he just mimics shit or makes stupid jokes no one laughs at. at this point im convinced hes just there for diversity. matt and smitty are both so much funnier when in goons recordings bc they can actually do shit and can get a better response to build up the joke rather than just “AYOOOOO” or some dumb shit

[@makinseydowns3987]

@@Penquinn14 I disagree smitty is just as funny, and puffer is as well. They all add to the vid. Matt plays off of them just as they play off of him.

[@tac7288]

@@noahdawey5220 what the fuck is this take lmao It's a friend group, not a comedy show.

[@sullysullivan4910]

"we were basically shitting with the cold blooded perk"😂

[@ewartsmith7490]

Grizzy called dibs. Do not disappoint with the jokes.

[@knitkk]

I see blarg, I click

[@ge0rge_saint_p0gg3rs7]

It's only natural

[@Gibby34340]

Smii7y uses Blarg in his titles like Nogla uses Vanoss 😆

[@jotunn_4966]

“Came here for eggs, left with a rifle” - Texan Walmart

[@thatoneleaf9895]

As a Texan can confirm, by the auto repair shop in the back with the tires there is a section for rifles and other hunting stuff and even bows/crossbows aaaand then the aisle across from it is the paint section XD oh and did i mention kids toys were 3-4 aisles down from the gun section? Yeah Texas wildin and im all for it

[@liamdubalmusic]

I never knew that when blarg is drunk he becomes Canadian soup 🤔

[@gabriellatrujillo6686]

Matt screamed "SIKE" and I choked on a raspberry 🤣🤣

[@MrWhovian14]

So they are finally giving Grizzy his own skin. Smii7y has one, Matt does now Grizzy to lol

[@deafbythirty4148]

The heli crashed and matt started speaking in toungues

[@DeadSpacedOut]

That "SIKE!" Joke is definitely one of matts best jokes.

[@danielbroad7386]

Convinced he must finish the whole bottle after breaking the cork Ah yes, you will fit in well here in Australia 😂

[@The_Noob6962]

Perfect timing just finished making my food

[@Deadlove1415]

“Goodbye liver, hello fun” *takes a shot of vodka* I’ll drink to that 🍻

[@leahmarvel4033]

I really like the claymore bit. Claymore's have like a 50 foot blast radius, plus they're either tripwire or remote operated.

[@rio6653]

“Oh ok 🍇” is at this point his signature quote

[@Cam3V]

“Bye bye liver hello fun” my new motto for Friday nights

[@jasonnobbs256]

"Bye Bye Liver hello fun" is my favorite Blarg line

[@RZRREDD]

4:18 - Soup would be proud

[@bands_and_shits1044]

10/10 made my day, thank you mr blarg, enjoy your day

[@Magic-Man]

I love watching you guys play this because there's no way in hell I would play it myself lol

[@gorglegoog3117]

At 15:22 , the car smii7y exploded were me and my friend, we were stream sniper and were driving towards them to tea bag and fool around for a min. At that moment we see smii7y and asked is that him and then we both screamed when he threw the thing and blew up the car, greatest moment of our lives

[@NikFromm]

“Life hack!” …I say as I dismember the person alive.

[@icon-bebop]

3:18 that’s a great Walmart advert if I ever heard one 😂👏

[@nickb0717]

1:30 “i must fisxs this grave error” best moment 😭😭

[@nosauce3039]

I yelled smuffer out loud and someone yelled back NO FANART

[@caitlinhamilton6918]

Thank you for being so bloody hilarious, been in serious need of a good laugh.

[@allenwgnr3576]

Watched every video for so long and this is one of my favorites🤣

[@jackc4934]

I really just love listening to you guys mess around

[@matthewengel7505]

I already know this gunna be good

[@ulfheinn3750]

Grizzy calling dibs when he knows the real Monke Man is Soup.

[@nihilradians9982]

Blarg on trending. That best of 1 million video is gonna be sooner than we think.

[@fredbeardelamater]

11:58 Holy shit, realest thing I ever heard

[@30rapii61]

Matt is now the Canadian version of Soup

[@zenerstorm95]

5:16 that was a good Smii7y laugh impression, ngl

[@Spite456]

Video so good had to watch it again as I eat lunch

[@vinizzle7000]

I don't even care for warzone anymore, but the fact that yall say fuck it to each update and continue to fuck around makes me happy

[@bluebirdgamezyt4318]

700K lets go!!! GL on 1MIL subs Blarg!

[@alishabryant4600]

Blarg is so underrated! I love him so much!

[@jtoya85]

Matt I wish you would release 20+ minute videos every day. You are controlled chaos, most of the time, and I always love watching your videos.

[@exotic_juice1019]

congrats on 700k man keep up the good work

[@johaan4533]

this video while sick is a feverdream

[@ThirAilith]

Easily one of the best videos of 2022 for me.

[@itz_row9359]

Yay more drinky vids 🥃

[@Hi-re8mt]

I can’t wait for Matt and the group to play the Godzilla VS Kong event, I already know it’s gonna be great.

[@screenedat0m]

Is that actually the upcoming event in Warzone? I don’t play the game so i don’t know that stuff

[@Hi-re8mt]

@@screenedat0m yeah it is.

[@SpicyMelonYT]

Honestly blarg you deserve more than 2 million subs. Its always funny to watch and its different from the other goons videos, so its always fresh

[@assoora]

I feel that’s how Fortnite healing works in 7:44

[@ABowlOfRic3]

I love that it isn’t a bottle or a glass, but a Fortnite Chug Jug lmfao

[@tammy5602]

can’t wait to see smii7y throwing a toddler animated

[@SkittleNutz77]

Jameson just goes down smooth for me... DO IT Blarg! Send your liver on a cruise! Whiskey buddy... subscribed!

[@TheCerberusOfHell]

Man i cant wait till matt gets to 1 mill just for the amazing compilation

[@Tayshirt69]

blarg is probably the only person in the world who’s personality is the same when they get drunk

[@sebastianmapley8337]

I love the Moon Knight references haha WAGWANNNN

[@alphamike87]

Great video Matt

[@jagdmontgomery2064]

I like your vids man :D

[@Cmack.G0]

In history class watching Blarg. Life good

[@Foxfire1375]

Blarg probably has one of the most creative outro scenes ever made

[@anthonyweller7954]

Damn at 700k now, I joined at around 300k ish. Love to see it man

[@zeenlul7068]

Had a cold the last 2 days and I’ve spent literally over 10 hours on KZbin watching Matt’s videos. Literally vids from 3 years ago with less than 10k views

[@krisshort-nagel1879]

Anyone else expecting blarg to say “a monkey skin is coming next week so grizzy will be happy”?

[@CM-cg8ji]

Yeah lol 😂

[@kreze9696]

2:06 the best bit I’ve ever seen XD

[@jamesnelson5741]

DAMB Blarg. I shall live my life with your lifehacks

[@DiamondBeast53]

12:53 truest shit I ever heard

[@KKitsune15]

Oh nice new blarg video, but big sad cause I missed it when it was uploaded, welp what else can I do except watch 10 with no breaks

[@RizieLeDoof]

I like this Blarg, he be wise

[@Anime_Fan4787]

Perfect, i just got food such a great day right now

[@grzmot7720]

Love how grizzy said dibs

[@johnbug1334]

Been here since roughly 10k-ish, gotta say, not a bad journey man, congrats on 7

[@BloodyMobile]

"Came for eggs, left with an M4A - Walmart" t-shirts when?

[@timoliver3226]

Blarg has the right idea bottle cap gone drink all the bottle

[@chrislin3143]

Hell yeah snake jazz

[@schultzy3631]

Congrats on 700k Blarg!

[@potatogamert9785]

Intro: i don't know why you like watching us play this game. Me: I like seeing y'all suffer it's funny 🤣

[@lupin2361]

The Moon Knight reference was incredible

[@i_trippy7024]

Blarg is soup when he drinks

[@thatoneleaf9895]

Can confirm my walmart has M16's as well as AK's.... last months _incident_ was troublesome

[@juyonsenpai1343]

I love Canadian Club but it's more of a mixing liquor imo

[@sweetnessspence]

Budget Canadian Jack Daniel's nice!!! lmao

[@Mr.Finklebottom]

I was actually really glad to find out that all of them love Moon Knight. A lot of the time, I forget these guys do have normal lives outside of KZbin and Twitch.

[@jacobramos3473]

That's awesome Smii7y and Grizzy watch moon knight!!

[@Rask3r]

Bye bye liver Hello fun That got me

[@glitchcode_]

Your warzone videos help me sleep

[@xanderhashimoto7123]

"Eat better shoot more" -Walmart

[@amak8935]

“ bye bye liver, hello fun “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tjalmedia2863]

I’m high asf keep up the good work

[@DoctorBubba55]

Life hack: have your favorite KZbinrs remind you to take your vitamins.

[@connorcombs3691]

12:52 Me watching this while eating slop in my spaceship