CoD WWII - Any% World Record

[@AidenRKrone]

Imagine being a German soldier defending the beaches of Normandy while hunkered down in a trench, only to see an American soldier wildly flipping his head back and forth while hopping towards you like a madman but he jumps past you while randomly throwing his entire stash of grenades. I would shit myself from pure fear at such a terrifying sight. Also, regarding the conversation at the beginning of the run about bullies stealing lunch money and/or lunches, I can speak confidently as someone who was viciously bullied and tormented in middle school that that trope is probably fictional. It's a stereotypical thing bullies do in books, movies, and TV shows, but it never actually happens in real life (at least in my school).

[@scotthill1600]

If your being bullied the only way out in my opinion is to firmly stand up, kid was tryna to mess with me freshman year of highschool for like a week so I just walked up behind him & yanked his chair out from under him then stood over him, kid stopped trying to mess with me after that. Another one a kid was talking shit a few times & I let it slip for a little while then told him in front of like 30 of our friends to either stand up & fight right now or stfu & if did keep talking we’d have a problem. Again kid literally never said a word to me again, even if you lose the fight you can’t just be seen as a scared bitch in both cases both guys were bigger than me, the 2nd guy was a lot stronger than me & a bit taller but didn’t wanna do shit, I’m sure he still talked shit behind my back but I don’t gaf about that. Everybody at that table 30+ ppl girls included saw & heard me stand up for myself. Never had a problem since then. That was sophomore year highschool & I’ve now graduated college, been in 2 fights my whole life both in college. You don’t have to be a macho dickhead but you do have to stand up for yourself or you’ll get walked all over

[@Image452]

And so, we managed to storm the beach on d day because an unknown soldier called Daniels was straifing the entire time

[@seefzi]

Imagine health kit companies lobbying against the magic autoheal the military somehow developed between WWII and the cold war in the COD universe

[@captainprice5338]

Daniels, we've gotta job to do.

[@jemangecul]

Captain Price, wrong game. 😳😳😳

[@roguebanana2683]

Now this is a good April Fools joke!

[@matigamer329]

How do you know this is an April Fools joke? I mean this was uploaded in April 1st but I don't get it.

[@MsZsc]

@@matigamer329 cuz cod ww2's "not as good"

[@channelname6874]

Wonder how many times klooger had to suffer through the tank mission to get the wr

[@ManiPlaysYT]

65 million were killed rip, and there is you bossing it ✌

[@ZapWires]

If this game gets any faster the war would be over by Christmas 1944!

[@jemangecul]

0:38 Hey! That's me!

[@TheIrishCrusader]

28:12 ah that's unfortunate lad

[@jemangecul]

1:48:44 The audio for this cutscene sounds scuffed.

[@vgbondarev]

54:38 THE RUN WAS DEAD BEFORE IT STARTED

[@keeno1764]

Heeeelllll yea😎👏

[@keeno1764]

Geez 11 mins in that b hopping is sooo clean

[@jemangecul]

Oh no, it's this one...

[@РифмовыйГеймер-ш8х]

GG!!!!

[@calebmoore2358]

Since when in FUCK did American troopers carry Russian issued weapons that's wrong

[@SportiClips]

You’re brave 🤣

[@UnaRkW]

I like your voice

[@Agonylover1]

Man’s got booty aim and blames the game

[@klooger28]

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[@alper9052]

your last try i guess?

[@klooger28]

for a while probably, yeah

[@SorryImLate-fv1xf]

@@klooger28he was serious about that😢