The girl on the right went: 👁👁👀👁👁👀👁👁👀👁👁👀👁👁 “MHM, Yeah, MHM, Yeah”
@mallory65994 жыл бұрын
Lil Fish “MHMM” and “Yeah” ever 10 seconds
@anthony.j11244 жыл бұрын
Yup, mmhh mmh
@TacticalChild4 жыл бұрын
Vladimir Putin right when I saw this comment she said yeah
@Cypixal4 жыл бұрын
HAHAHHAHA
@mileswillis90204 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOOOO
@deb.almoli4 жыл бұрын
when she says "im gonna be doing lots of kissing!!!" she sounds like a middle schooler talking about her 3 day boyfriend
@Kurosaka4 жыл бұрын
Fr she acting like guy who got a 11/10 in a tbh rating
@Haililibunnie4 жыл бұрын
@@KurosakaLMAOOOO
@heysaucemikehere18044 жыл бұрын
Reverend Niggalus Holy shit 😂
@kragger23824 жыл бұрын
Oof I wanted to have a girlfriend in middle school didn't work out well
@lovelyaudios30384 жыл бұрын
this aint even middle schoolers lmao, this is like eleemntry school kids
@gracelytle11644 жыл бұрын
these girls were social distancing from their husbands before it was cool smh
@gabbycouch85944 жыл бұрын
Grace Lytle yooo 💀💀😂
@OGGerz84 жыл бұрын
Most underrated comment by far.
@mags28564 жыл бұрын
this comment is living proof i'm not the only one rewatching these every month 😌
@rosaliepb4 жыл бұрын
they invented the meaning of social distancing
@G17x4 жыл бұрын
One of their husband is gay anyways. I think she became "Ms.Pressure" to turn him to being str8, who knows.
@aguywithalotofopinions4122 жыл бұрын
The fact that she says “We’re gonna be doing so much kissing and I’m not ashamed of that!” like it’s an act of rebellion to be kissing your husband
@ColetteCherry2 жыл бұрын
no she is just sharing that she is super excited about it?!
@chatman49982 жыл бұрын
@@ColetteCherry boohoo 😢
@davidkonevky73722 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it was not the #girlboss moment she thought it was
@ronaldreaganhater69822 жыл бұрын
I mean it's kinda sad cause I bet she has viewers that do see that as rebellious to say
@frickfrack70752 жыл бұрын
@@ColetteCherry no because why should she be ashamed of it? That's the weird part.
@hayden58935 жыл бұрын
"dave was for waiting to kiss after marriage!" yeah and dave was also put through gay conversion therapy my love
@chrisj4035 жыл бұрын
That's priceless and sad, that means that the guy will probably be in the closet forever
@thin_white_duke15 жыл бұрын
Chris J ah who are we kidding their husbands are cheating on them with each others
@chloebz87975 жыл бұрын
Wait did he really that’s sad. How do you know?
@calci26795 жыл бұрын
That’s really depressing
@KexyTime5 жыл бұрын
it's not therapy it's " making you do manual labor and beat you with a bible until you tell me you aren't gay anymore", it's literally abuse camps
@waring14 жыл бұрын
Ugh, premarital eye contact. Ugh, I’m gagging at the thought of it.
@its-remiiii4 жыл бұрын
I cant believe you even said that word
@kevcho83094 жыл бұрын
Heathen
@kendallmorrell10584 жыл бұрын
HOW DARE YOU
@teasdalewj4 жыл бұрын
Mr struggles can’t stop gagging
@morganjohn56774 жыл бұрын
Some people make me sick🤢
@eva-ru6nj4 жыл бұрын
so they’re basically like a middle school couple who only holds hands and awkwardly hugs...
@oogle63144 жыл бұрын
I’m in middle school and this extremely accurate
@daffyphack4 жыл бұрын
except in most middle school couples, the boy actually likes the girl
@serendipitygate92234 жыл бұрын
daffyphack there are a number of gay boys dating girls in middle school tho
@coochiemonster25374 жыл бұрын
I didn't like those people
@tristanchaplin3924 жыл бұрын
@@oogle6314 don't worry, those relationships only last like 2 minutes
@walkingthroughthewaves Жыл бұрын
7:38 Just found out that Bethany didn't find out the actual "mechanics" of sex until she was 20 YEARS OLD. She found out while babysitting and flipping through a children's educational book. It honestly makes me really sad for her.
@puch9830 Жыл бұрын
@walkingthroughthewaves yeah weird how you western people find innocence and purity sad, how twisted is that? what is wrong with person not having body count?what is wrong with having a husband/wife and saving themselves for the true love? average american woman goes through 5 men until she finds the one she wants to be with, imagine being smart and saving yourself the pain and suffering of going through that bs and focusing on education/hobbies until you're mature enough to handle a relationship and know exactly what you want. For you people at the age of 13 its ok to have bf and change them since then, look at std rate in your country and compare to conutries that hold their religious values high.how you liberals can be blind
@kelseyjenna9248 Жыл бұрын
She's pretending to be a sex expert now! She's been married and sexually active for four years.
@fart63 Жыл бұрын
It’s easy to hate these women, and I definitely do, but when you think about why they are the way that they are it can only make you feel bad for them. They have never had a thought of their own one time in their lives, everything they do is because of their religion. All they do is parrot what their cult told them. They likely know nothing about the real world and have mounds of self hatred.
@sawyernorthrop4078 Жыл бұрын
NEED a source on that lol
@walkingthroughthewaves Жыл бұрын
@@sawyernorthrop4078 She talks about it in a podcast ep! Rachel Oates includes the clip in one of her videos on Girl Defined :)
@MegaBuster7774 жыл бұрын
"Why I waited until marriage to get divorced"
@deonargiratos68354 жыл бұрын
Why I wait until divorce to get married
@Bad-dl2ks4 жыл бұрын
Why I waited until I woke up to go to sleep.
@blazer_nation77184 жыл бұрын
Why I waited until I breathed out to breathe in
@lukaramavideos18014 жыл бұрын
Why I waited to go to school to pull out my glock
@GoOgleAccount-rq7cs4 жыл бұрын
“Why I waited until my resurrection to commit suicide”
@daniela46955 жыл бұрын
1:20 “welcome back this is moses and ezekiel” TOOK ME TF OUT
@gabrielvilla62745 жыл бұрын
daniela s 😂
@gracelynjones70175 жыл бұрын
You hit that 666 likes 💀💀💀
@Rubboat5 жыл бұрын
What about Abraham and issac?
@NightPear5 жыл бұрын
rat madame
@Rheper.5 жыл бұрын
sameeee
@rabbitsfoot335 жыл бұрын
My favorite thing is Cody not knowing where Noel is going with a joke but then busting out laughing when he realizes
@Skipper11705 жыл бұрын
No comments yet so i want u to see ur likes
@nazaine17645 жыл бұрын
Here lemme comment something
@aafloofy5 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too that’s so hilarious 😂🤣🤣
@stsalty17885 жыл бұрын
Dad sad mad lad tad had pad rad bad
@janetheteach5 жыл бұрын
You guys are hilarious! The editing is good too. 😂😘😘
@Eleanoraaaaa Жыл бұрын
The way Kristen said “Thirtyyyyy…. Yearss” with so much snark and condescension😂 I always get the feeling that they both lowkey can’t stand each other
@abbsterlicious Жыл бұрын
Oh they fucking hate each other 😂
@royythaboi7163 Жыл бұрын
Their literally biological sisters so I don't think that's the case
@j_grimmie Жыл бұрын
@@royythaboi7163 clearly you've never had siblings
@birdie7910 Жыл бұрын
Aren’t their husbands sleeping with each other lol
@bichen-up-ur Жыл бұрын
Bethany also rubs her children and fertility in Kristen's face who is struggling to conceive.
@schlubenno38275 жыл бұрын
“I’ve never even met my husband, he’s a pen pal.” I love Cody.
@gavinosullivan22685 жыл бұрын
1000th like hah
@cashen73845 жыл бұрын
cody is a goat
@elizabethdesruisseau78265 жыл бұрын
That part was so funny lol
@Troyman11083 жыл бұрын
Girl defined is gonna tell their kids that they have to wait until marriage to have a boyfriend
@FRSTBYTESyearsago3 жыл бұрын
Wait-
@r0ttinggutz3 жыл бұрын
IM DEAD
@AJ-kk9xi3 жыл бұрын
That is if they ever have kids, who knows how long they'll wait to have sex with their husbands
@karisjoy53483 жыл бұрын
I-
@karisjoy53483 жыл бұрын
@That One hahahahah
@ash-fc2fw4 жыл бұрын
“why i waited until marriage to make eye contact”
@brittnismith59974 жыл бұрын
This works so well with your profile pic haha
@roqu07944 жыл бұрын
Why I waited to marriage to meet my husband
@Chiara-fm1ty4 жыл бұрын
"why I waited untill marriage to encounter a human of the opposite sex"
@chealsea69754 жыл бұрын
Chiara LMFAOO
@bluedog47544 жыл бұрын
why i waited until marriage ask what my husband's name is
@RoseGirlGlitter2 жыл бұрын
This video is even sadder (and funnier, in a way) after Girl Defined’s more recent video of them both admitting they weren’t even attracted to their husbands as they were walking down the aisle ON THEIR WEDDING DAYS. Purity culture has such a stronghold on them it’s really quite sad.
@PocoMuses2 жыл бұрын
O O F
@MedicFromTF2_REAL2 жыл бұрын
What's the video called?
@alyssa018252 жыл бұрын
video?
@elise91892 жыл бұрын
Wait so like did they never see their husbands before or?
@eh73222 жыл бұрын
@@elise9189 If I remember correctly, they both said walking down the aisle they were questioning if they were even attracted to the person at the other end. It was really sad honestly.
@honey-rw1jv5 жыл бұрын
Planning to wait until marriage to have your first kiss is the Christian adult version of middle schoolers planning to hug each other after school
@grahamschwab2185 жыл бұрын
mane that elementary stuff
@lacy67105 жыл бұрын
Sleazy Hotcakes you must be in middle school
@racheleve73345 жыл бұрын
Xiulolipop WNSKBSKDN WHY IS THIS SO TRUE
@queencleopatra0075 жыл бұрын
Awww that's cute. When I was in middle school, half the kids were already having sex after school, and this was at a strict Catholic school lol
@zigz20914 жыл бұрын
queencleopatra007 its still like that lol
@aunicorn38125 жыл бұрын
*"I haven't even met my husband yet. He's a penpal"* 💀💀💀💀
@angelah66715 жыл бұрын
I read that as he said that, omg this keeps happening
@sillygooseroeufuske5 жыл бұрын
lolol
@Jezcassar5 жыл бұрын
got.nothing.toulouse shit like that keeps happening to me to it’s weird
@Ryan-rd5lq5 жыл бұрын
got.nothing.toulouse wtf all the time
@Firegirl4835 жыл бұрын
Omg I have a friend who literally did this except she met him once 😷
@racheleve73345 жыл бұрын
No one has mentioned this so I’m gonna say it: do you realize they’re definitely going to pressure their kids into doing this too
@thegoof79665 жыл бұрын
I hope one of there kids are an atheist just so they can teach their moms that there not all that
@Jo0chueE5 жыл бұрын
Damn the reply’s are so dark 😂 I just hope their kids just wake them up from the trance they are in.
@marshinata95355 жыл бұрын
Let's just hope they don't have children.....
@racheleve73345 жыл бұрын
Alicia Long too late Bethany is pregnant
@faithwilliams44885 жыл бұрын
W i n n i e Yep. If not they’re probably gonna tell them that they’re going to hell for it
@cheerfulsatanist2 жыл бұрын
The fact that the author of the book has since apologized and said he was very wrong is the icing on this very old wedding cake
@superbanananinja2 жыл бұрын
Wow thats interesting. Do you have an article for that or the name of the book, I would love to read what he said
@cheerfulsatanist2 жыл бұрын
@@superbanananinja sure the author's name is Joshua Harris he published a book called "I Kissed Dating Goodbye" in 1997 a few years ago he came out and said that he did not feel that he was a Christian any longer and that he was very sorry because he felt that his book which kick-started Purity culture as we know it today ultimately more than likely harmed quite a few young male and female Christians by causing them to completely surprised you very natural feelings urges Etc but by also forcing them to put so much stock on the idea of Purity and their status is a virgin directly relating to their overall worth as a human being both personally and to others. I do not believe he was doing and started the entire metaphor of comparing a young woman's Virginity to that of a toothbrush ( no one wants to use a used toothbrush essentially, it's truly a lovely sentiment leveled at young girls starting from around the age of 10, to make sure the message really sticks about just how easily they can go from being pure and clean and good to disgusting and gross and covered in icky bacteria ). anyway I'll give you a link for an article to NPR covered about an interview he did with an excellent journalist I believe it it's only a portion of the interview. a documentary was made a few years ago called "I Survived I Kissed Dating Goodbye" is that he was a part of the with the tagline about "how would you feel if at the age of 21 you published a book that changed the way millions of people felt about their sexuality, in a very damaging way". the KZbinr fundie Fridays focuses on aspects of fundamentalist Christianity and while she does talk about purity culture sporadically because it's just weird crops up in that Community, she talks about the lot in one of the videos about gay conversion, if you're interested about learning about a lot of the more obscure aspects of fundamentalist Christianity that you really don't see in mainstream media ( mostly because they don't want to freak people out if there's any chance of potentially converting them later, they also know full well that every year more and more of their practices are considered to be completely out of line by the majority) anyway that's the link to the interview the documentary is available on Amazon I think for a 1.99, the first book is still available although I don't know if it was ever put on e-readers. enjoy, it's a fascinating... if somewhat troubling rabbit hole ! www.npr.org/2019/07/21/743926857/evangelical-writer-who-influenced-purity-culture-announces-separation-from-wife
@Kevin-cy2dr2 жыл бұрын
You need to comment this in their video.
@juanmoon46432 жыл бұрын
Oh hell yeah w commenter, you based as fuck
@eupo5936 Жыл бұрын
well it is true that promiscuity is wrong and disgusting
@christopheraplin5 жыл бұрын
Just to be clear... Bethany dated the guy like a couple months got engaged and couple months later was married. They didn’t wait for shit.
@Golden57115 жыл бұрын
Pfft. Talk about being guy obsessed.
@catcat39645 жыл бұрын
Yeah that’s called the guy wanted to fuck FAST so he said let’s get married.
@meglove62145 жыл бұрын
Sounds like she has a case of " Ms. Struggle"! 😏
@chocolatecharley995 жыл бұрын
A lot of hyper religious people marry FAST and so they end up being unhappy because a lot marry too young (to them, not being married by 25 as a girl is embarrassing 🙄. It's pretty sad to teach your daughter that) and too soon. But they can't divorce because they ARE hyper religious after all. So, the husband just cheats and the wife ends up an alcoholic behind that white picket fence.
@nina_flint5 жыл бұрын
They couldn't wait to do the kissing... Oh the kissing
@kalianakalbarchick93714 жыл бұрын
i feel like Bethany is more obsessed about the fact of being married than actually BEING married...if that makes sense wait, not obsessed, like MRS. obsessed.
@frozenraspberries15524 жыл бұрын
I entirely agree.
@yourdadsof13254 жыл бұрын
You mean miss obsessed-
@yourdadsof13254 жыл бұрын
@@kanaekanai oh whoops-
@person_56244 жыл бұрын
Kaliana Kalbarchick welp her husband shouldn’t have married her...she’s one of the 5 girls to not marry😔. Hes finna go to confession for that😂
@prodbyepaa4 жыл бұрын
Kaliana Kalbarchick this comments makes no sense at all😂😂😂
@ringrust83085 жыл бұрын
Y’know what’s romantic? Not displaying affection for the person you love.
@malpractice35425 жыл бұрын
Their exact philosophy 👀
@dontmindme52075 жыл бұрын
No, not even acknowledging the person you love unless they do some sort of extremely complicated mating dance for at least fifteen minutes. Then, they only get 33.34 seconds to tell you what they need to.
@michaelwatkins78095 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@arke49365 жыл бұрын
👁️👄👁️
@evelynhentschel12485 жыл бұрын
@@dontmindme5207 i'm sorry i'm very stupid but i don't understand what this comment is trying to say
@chelseastauffer8582 Жыл бұрын
Bethany’s husband went to conversion camp twice so that’s a pretty solid explanation as to why he was down to not kiss her
@Random-sk6hm Жыл бұрын
Kinda sounds like he has struggles OH FUCK
@tkat111 Жыл бұрын
@@Random-sk6hmLMAO
@senatorarmstrong210011 ай бұрын
Oh no.... That brother is gayyyyyyy
@Brianna-sh1yp11 ай бұрын
@@Random-sk6hmmr struggle…..
@Futu0611 ай бұрын
@@calimahappy Who? And "conversion camp" refers to a camp that claims to "cure" homosexuality.
@kimbytricia4 жыл бұрын
those men wouldn’t kiss them until marriage bc they were too busy kissing each other
@Ludwig_Perpenhente4 жыл бұрын
No because both their husbands were gays
@Ludwig_Perpenhente4 жыл бұрын
@Genocide is fun I know I just deepened the plothole
@Ludwig_Perpenhente4 жыл бұрын
@Genocide is fun use Depth Strider boots
@Ludwig_Perpenhente4 жыл бұрын
@Genocide is fun np
@minsasa17864 жыл бұрын
Omg 😂😂
@clairewuito99175 жыл бұрын
Imagine her fiance just trying to kiss her and she just pulls A LITERAL U-TURN to escape
@godazilla5 жыл бұрын
notsonormal girl I think it would be the other way around, since her husband is, how I like to call him, mr.secretlygay
@elizabethdesruisseau78265 жыл бұрын
😂 😂
@risasunshine40785 жыл бұрын
🤣
@SapphireRaichu5 жыл бұрын
In the middle of the road.
@clairewuito99175 жыл бұрын
@@SapphireRaichu like Jason statham
@tails24905 жыл бұрын
Imagine never kissing someone and then GOING ALL THE WAY in one day. No build up. No experience. Just straight to sex. Uncomfortable, inexperienced sex.
@loganoates66835 жыл бұрын
Ahri 9Tails It would absolutely blow!
@jessieirving57075 жыл бұрын
Yikes
@benjaminkhoury42505 жыл бұрын
Just imagine it: Both look at bed Girl- “so what happens now?” Guy- “Well I committed a sin when I was fourteen when I watched this video.. Anyway I think it goes like this” whips out dick Girl- “wtf is that!” Boy- “mr struggle” Know what? Imma stop thinking about this
@erikalenne97465 жыл бұрын
I did all in one day
@jessieirving57075 жыл бұрын
Actually I did it all in one day too but it felt comfortable because I’d been talking to the person
@Camila1010 Жыл бұрын
now that Cody is married he can finally kiss
@thedastone1939 Жыл бұрын
Yes 🙌
@Emcostanza Жыл бұрын
Oh for sure he and Kelsey are doing sooo much kissing omg
@devidocs Жыл бұрын
Kelsey got pregnant purely from kissing!
@Jstlou9 ай бұрын
And he's not ashamed of that!!
@Lftarded7 ай бұрын
@@devidocsprobably held hands without gloves...
@danieleradisch39944 жыл бұрын
Imagine them having another sister who is normal and that’s why they don’t bring her in the videos
@katiemarie54914 жыл бұрын
Nah they do have anyother one shes maybe 19 or sum and shes exactly like them 😬
@bellanonya3454 жыл бұрын
@@katiemarie5491 Is her boyfriend/husband also gay
@katiemarie54914 жыл бұрын
@@bellanonya345 I heard that both of their husbands went to conversion camps a couple times and I think they were forced to go too??
@bellanonya3454 жыл бұрын
@@katiemarie5491 I feel bad for the husbands. First, they were forced to go to conversion camps. Second, they had to marry these girls.
@katiemarie54914 жыл бұрын
@@bellanonya345 yes! Forcing Christianity onto others is not how God wants them/us to act. Especially trying to tell someone they can "cleanse their homosexuality"
@autumnrashleigh83925 жыл бұрын
At my Christian cousin’s wedding, when the pastor said “You may now kiss the bride”, there was an awkward pause and then they hugged... 😫
@JaneDoe-kx3yz5 жыл бұрын
W H A T
@penguin34565 жыл бұрын
Autumn Rashleigh just imagining that made me cringe into the next life
@Ollearonsson5 жыл бұрын
you cant be serious!? 😟
@lololauren555 жыл бұрын
Bullshit.
@JudyTheAlien5 жыл бұрын
I just had to like this for the even 200
@myguy27144 жыл бұрын
I’m actually waiting until marriage to date
@audreyblythe36164 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@laraibaziz19784 жыл бұрын
*islam has entered the chat* (from a muslim by the way😂)
@isabellaarnold40254 жыл бұрын
ItzNotMyGuy as you should
@mau60684 жыл бұрын
ItzNotMyGuy 😂😂
@rubykgarrett4 жыл бұрын
I'VE BEEN LAUGHING AT YOUR COMMENT FOR WAY TOO LONG
@stupid4parx_2 жыл бұрын
I was raised this type of Christan and what usually ends up happening is people get married WAY to early, and end up hating their husband/wife
@aguywithalotofopinions4122 жыл бұрын
And they can’t divorce them
@justafractionoftime19842 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they’d be so desperate to jump each other’s bones that they’d get married at, like, 18, have sex, then realize, oh, I was just horny. I’m now stuck with this person who I don’t even know and hate having sex with forever, unless one of us dies or cheats first (which always happens). This belief system ruins lives, dude.
@lydie. Жыл бұрын
exactly. they dont give themselves time to actually get to know the person. people's true colors dont really come out until at least a year of being in a relationship.
@NativeAsElizabethWarren Жыл бұрын
Yep and then you get divorced 2 years later like I did.
@vestavind11 ай бұрын
@@NativeAsElizabethWarren Sorry to hear that :(
@jacksonbrooks43474 жыл бұрын
Update: these people have been lowkey trying to create a cult and labeling it as Christian ministry, and they’re advice on suicidal thoughts and dealing with racism is to pray it all away
@cheesecheese69504 жыл бұрын
Wtf?
@ashleewhittlesey78744 жыл бұрын
I believe it
@deni77604 жыл бұрын
Ashleeb Whittlesey believe....what?
@timothycoulby95144 жыл бұрын
Well that makes sense, what do you mean, just gotta tell them suicidal thoughts "nah fam" and it will always work
@jacksonbrooks43474 жыл бұрын
Just look at some of their vids and some of other peoples comments
@Jjeeenskuu5 жыл бұрын
We don't want a part 3, we NEED it.
@elizabethdesruisseau78265 жыл бұрын
Lol about their husbands bc they def aren't straight but they're forced into a marriage with these girls :/
@frosty_teacup5 жыл бұрын
Elizabeth DesRuisseau i feel sorry for all 4 of them tbh
@elizabethdesruisseau78265 жыл бұрын
@@frosty_teacup same here :/
@abbym25135 жыл бұрын
What I wanna see the girldefined people react. I really REALLY need to see this. No we all MUST see it.
@therustedknight13825 жыл бұрын
Please
@taylorp83895 жыл бұрын
I bet right now she’s discovering that her husband is “Mr. Struggles to Get It Up”
@ainsleysuntjens19215 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA thats funny bc he's actually gay
@Userhandleidk5 жыл бұрын
Taylor P shit man.
@CowleyFamily3185 жыл бұрын
I’m crying 😂
@kathaai5 жыл бұрын
@@ainsleysuntjens1921 is he actually
@_noctivagus_5 жыл бұрын
Apparently on a live stream it was mentioned he went to a conversion camp. If it's true, kinda sad.
@HoneyTheFracking10 ай бұрын
"This isn't even in the Bible", like these girls are trying for extra credit from Jesus
@Bubbles-od2zm3 ай бұрын
Yeah and I feel like even Jesus would be like “you don’t…have to do that my child you’re…you’re good…”
@anirose252 ай бұрын
I feel like Jesus would be that chill teacher in school who’d be like “nah don’t give me that. That’s more work for me to grade” 😂😂
@emmy-chan5 жыл бұрын
”I’ve never even met my husband, he’s a penpal” gets me everytime😂😂😂
@BillClinton2285 жыл бұрын
We got married, and now I'm f**king other men just so that I don't kiss my husband's pee wee. That's true devotion ya'll/.
@jknight90085 жыл бұрын
I was the 2800th like, sorry I know it’s not relevant but I’m sad and it was therefore my life goal
@FRSTBYTESyearsago3 жыл бұрын
@@jknight9008 rip
@liahamilton89313 жыл бұрын
@@jknight9008 I’m happy for you, lad. I’m a year late but still happy for you
@sereinity66845 жыл бұрын
*Why I waited 9 years to acknowledge my children*
@drhaxx74255 жыл бұрын
*Laughs in Dynastic politics*
@doctorjungla5995 жыл бұрын
Savage
@brookswilson84935 жыл бұрын
“I had to wait to feed my newborn for 3 days and you know it just brought us closer. I had to know if my baby only wanted me or my fifth juice” 😂😂😂
@zero_s5 жыл бұрын
I had to make sure that the kid want Me and not just gonna drink milk from other mom or cows
@sawyercrowe25635 жыл бұрын
*Dad?*
@lucastube55944 жыл бұрын
I’ve decided to not look my gf in the eyes until we’re married hope y’all accept and respect my choices
@Eli-of5ey4 жыл бұрын
What will you be looking at
@mretlan85284 жыл бұрын
Oh you're going easy mode I'm not going meet my wife until we get married
@ronikasassy13764 жыл бұрын
Mr Etlan sooo arranged marriage?
@peepeemonster274 жыл бұрын
ive decided to not date til im married.
@一-v7r4 жыл бұрын
Fuckin poor bleach on the woman's pupals
@HarleyGrestin2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact! My husband and I were watching his sister’s basketball game at a Christian school. I gave him a hug and a quick kiss. Newlywed bliss and all that. We had some lady scream at us how inappropriate we were being and how we were being disrespectful to god. Like ??? I kissed my husband? From the way she reacted, you would think I was giving him a blowy right then and there.
@pannnella Жыл бұрын
that was funny I liked that thank you for sharing
@foobrazy Жыл бұрын
@@pannnella I agree it was funny thank you for sharing as well
@damnfreakingsien10 ай бұрын
she thinks a light peck is as sinful as a full-blown makeout in public and making everybody uncomfortable
@tatacraft7916 ай бұрын
@@foobrazyI agree it was pretty damn funny, thanks for sharing.
@emmaconder78545 ай бұрын
I got a chuckle out of that, I appreciate you sharing
@superiorpug77083 жыл бұрын
Not kissing until marriage seems like a pressure tactic to force somebody to get married quicker.. Just my thought
@lablooski62113 жыл бұрын
Absolutely, I grew up Catholic (no longer) and it's extremely common to get married to your first partner at a very young age
@aarush1s0od3 жыл бұрын
akdjkdkd wait till u learn about hinduism and arranged marriage
@myamusicality3 жыл бұрын
That’s a pretty big thing with Latter-Day Saints getting married very, very young very quickly.😬
@karisjoy53483 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@angelikaskoroszyn84953 жыл бұрын
That's the idea. Marry early, don't go to work, create as many babies as it's biologically possible. It's all about making new Christians (or members of other religions) because it's relatively more difficult to convert a grown up than raise a Christian... That's why fundamentalists are pushing the abstinence only "education". They don't care about the inevitable unwanted pregnacies. They're obsessed with babies
@SamanthaChristie5 жыл бұрын
I also don't let myself cough or sneeze, bc it could potentially break my hymen and that would go against save for marriage laws. Purity = maturity = security with the Lord
@dorirose45335 жыл бұрын
IM FUCKING CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY DJNAAJJASJJ
@ginamcflurry57515 жыл бұрын
*purity=maturity=security with the lordt* I'M CACKLING
@colored4335 жыл бұрын
Thats genius 👀🤧
@SamanthaChristie5 жыл бұрын
i'm crying too bc it's too beautiful that God dictates my bodily functions
@SamanthaChristie5 жыл бұрын
that's the mantra i recite in the mirror each morning! haha
@geertyboyfilms27214 жыл бұрын
I can imagine her husband at one point stubbing his toe and accidentally saying damn and having to sleep on the couch for weeks
@cati8964 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume they share a bed
@jarjardaze24854 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume he doesnt already sleep on the couch
@lovekillaaa94414 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume they live on the same house
@redharlow86554 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume
@codythporcupine4 жыл бұрын
@@redharlow8655 you are a bold one
@jessieblackburn4045 Жыл бұрын
the fact that the men were "excited" to wait until marriage to kiss makes sense when you find out that both of their husbands have been to conversion therapy several times
@briarshine Жыл бұрын
WAIT WHAT
@jessieblackburn4045 Жыл бұрын
YEAH!!@@briarshine
@clairewillow647511 ай бұрын
I’m confused about whether this is true or not? I see ppl commenting it’s not true or it is true.. never seen a link to any proof
@fossilfightersfanforever724310 ай бұрын
@@clairewillow6475 putting a link in a youtube comment is notoriously difficult bc yt flags them as malicious usually, or like they don't want links in their comment section idk. so youtube as a platform will jst kinda take down most comments with links and it's normal for people to just not even try to post a link (bc it will be deleted anyway by a youtube bot). also you do realize you can just google things yourself, right? you don't need someone to find you a fucking link to an article lmao. sometimes i feel like some people are GENUINELY unaware that they can google things on their own and it's not anyone else's job LOL
@clairewillow647510 ай бұрын
@@fossilfightersfanforever7243 well obviously there are contradictory statements out there because tons of ppl have different opinions on this and some of them think Google is a top notch peer reviewed source lmaooo
@itskayla97355 жыл бұрын
She did a LITERAL U TURN
@libramerc5 жыл бұрын
It's Kayla *LITERALLY* A U-TURN
@emilye77105 жыл бұрын
It's Kayla *LIKE LITERALLY AN aCtUaL U TURN!!*
@Gman19985 жыл бұрын
a *LITERAL* u-turn she is so wild and crazy!
@blaireprince37094 жыл бұрын
her: my husband was COMPLETELY on board ....well considering he’s gay
@emma-di5ly4 жыл бұрын
That's a rumor
@sydneyprather86684 жыл бұрын
Emma he went to gay conversion therapy. They spoke about it in a video.
@emma-di5ly4 жыл бұрын
Sydney Prather Right, the video that was “deleted due to backlash.” Why isn’t there a single clip online? SOMEBODY would have recorded it, you could find it in a quick Google search. The other video that people cite has no mention of it whatsoever, only one person speculating in the comment section of the livestream. Not a single reliable source has said it. I looked everywhere. The only people I’ve seen talk about it are in KZbin comments, Reddit, or Tumblr. The Holy Trinity of reliable sources, no? If you can link me to a reliable source with evidence that it’s true, I’ll believe you, but until then, I’m certain that it’s a rumor. I’m not trying to be rude, I’m just trying to slow the spread of harmful rumors.
@mc-eg6kj4 жыл бұрын
@@emma-di5ly kzbin.info/www/bejne/d3XNo5V-d9WYr5Y the reason why their isn't that many clips is probably cuz no one wants to watch the hour long vid but here u go
@mc-eg6kj4 жыл бұрын
@@emma-di5ly the first 40 seconds you'll see him crack a gay joke lol
@holiday95913 жыл бұрын
these are the girls that think every gay girl has a crush on them
@sonavirain5713 жыл бұрын
Lesbian: **exists** Girl Defined: Look, I’m sorry but I’m waiting for my first kiss with my husband-
@battlechick3 жыл бұрын
This is so accurate
@pickleioi90583 жыл бұрын
No they’re actually extremely anti-LGBTQ. They wrote an entire document called “LGBTQ Community and their Sneaky Agenda” and I think it speaks for itself.
@ilumie97793 жыл бұрын
@@pickleioi9058 Those things don't exclude each other. What I think the commenter meant is that these are the type of girls that immediately get suspicious of the intentions of every lesbian or bi girl they come across. The type of person that believes someone being attracted to the same gender automatically equates them feeling attracted or them having inappropriate thoughts towards every available person of said gender.
@fuckoff20663 жыл бұрын
For real they think like "boys is obsessed with me", "I'm so pretty", "people like me/what I'm doing"
@Emcostanza Жыл бұрын
The fact that they think you can’t make out with someone and have mutual REAL respect for each other if so fucking sad honestly
@user-lt1jd1ye3v6 ай бұрын
🙌🏽 standards are in the toilet for them clearly
@lexiforeman52305 жыл бұрын
My husband and I weren’t even aware of each other’s existence before we got married...y’all are all sinners
@maddoxcrouch35645 жыл бұрын
Is this a joke? I think it is!
@abeer79055 жыл бұрын
Funny that this happens here where I am from, like 99.9% of the time
@ssssssss0555 жыл бұрын
AM omg ikrrrr skskskdndkdkksks the *paiN*
@wildwillow19455 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@sereysothe.a5 жыл бұрын
AM india/pakistan?
@goodness39613 жыл бұрын
girl defined: why i waited until marriage to take off my clothes in the shower.
@theguywhoasked20163 жыл бұрын
“Why I was isolated from society in a commune of Christian women to avoid finding out men exist until I got married”
@is.a.bell.a87003 жыл бұрын
@@theguywhoasked2016 Yours sounds like the title of one of those youtube animated stories lmao
@acissej8213 жыл бұрын
I literally had a super catholic friend that would take off her clothes when she was in already in shower because seeing her own naked body gave her “impure” thoughts....like girl GIRL
@pewdieyay55793 жыл бұрын
@@acissej821 the fuck 😂 thats sexual frustration on a whole different level
@imanidavis89763 жыл бұрын
@@acissej821 that's hilarious 😂
@camila50985 жыл бұрын
I feel like they're the type of girls that have high standards of guys but get offended when a guy has standards
@sydnerella245 жыл бұрын
Nah they’re the type of girls to have low standards for men but high standards for women and their “jobs as god respecting women”.
@_daudnasir4 жыл бұрын
Yeah we just call 'em thots
@panicathogwarts2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad Cody and Kelsey got engaged so they can start kissing soon 🥰
@poppymackenzie-fay68704 жыл бұрын
What if these girls had another sister but didn’t talk to her because she hi fived before marriage
@mothmanasscheek86374 жыл бұрын
this is my headcanon now
@hpfan51884 жыл бұрын
Kinda hoping they do have another sister, BUT she's either apart of the LGBTQ or she's athiests, cause that's hilarious (I'm both those things so don't come at me saying that it's disrespectful)
@SamGautreau74 жыл бұрын
Poppy Mackenzie-Fay No it’s because she had sex with a mr stuggle before having kids
@malloryg42514 жыл бұрын
@wool joker Who the hell is Sult???
@raine15704 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure they have 1 or 2 other sisters but there also Christian and like this
@annajacobson5555 жыл бұрын
These girls definitely listen to the clean version of Megan trainor
@kingayy92675 жыл бұрын
Kids Bop version of Top 40 songs
@alexis90864 жыл бұрын
these girls ARE the clean version of meghan trainor
@sial8r1254 жыл бұрын
Don't disrespect Megan Trainor like that
@abbywolffe41144 жыл бұрын
Nah Meghan Trainor probably promotes "ungodly things" As a former cheesy Christian music listener they listen to Britt Nicole
@ReiAnikaAyanami4 жыл бұрын
Bethany _looks_ like Meghan Trainor
@TheAelishify5 жыл бұрын
How to successfully marry a homosexual man as a heterosexual woman
@bearpuns59105 жыл бұрын
Is it possible to learn this power?
@gabrielduque68275 жыл бұрын
lmao
@TheAelishify5 жыл бұрын
@@bearpuns5910 with enough dedication to our lord and savior, ANYTHING is possible
@itz_me_20855 жыл бұрын
Nuann aarpoq Underrated comment
@najadamu27245 жыл бұрын
@@bearpuns5910 Not from an Atheist.
@Eirud Жыл бұрын
"Reserving intimacy until marriage." Great, so you're marrying a guy who is literally only your friend. Neither of them did anything beyond just being a homie with someone. No touching, no physical exploration, no deeper connection, just hanging out and talking like friends and they're proud as shit of that lol. Hell, even homies are more intimate than these two with their friends.
@Random-sk6hm Жыл бұрын
Fr I'm a straight guy and kiss my homies on the lips sometimes (this is not sarcasm)
@slerkij Жыл бұрын
@@Random-sk6hm Honestly this seems pretty sweet to me.
@Random-sk6hm11 ай бұрын
@@slerkij Thanks we just being free and not taking anything too seriously
@cjgslayyyy3 жыл бұрын
the rewatchability of Cody and Noel's content is absolutely unbeatable.
@ftyropek3 жыл бұрын
Back here for the third time
@rebeccawatson78333 жыл бұрын
preach
@xXInfinityDiesXx3 жыл бұрын
Fr I could quote this whole thing and still rewatch it
@Everyting993 жыл бұрын
THIS
@Liam247953 жыл бұрын
I’ve watched this video at least 25 times
@mayaz96405 жыл бұрын
No one: Girl defined: 👁️👄👁️ 👁️💋👁️
@Ahmed69k5 жыл бұрын
m a y aツ oh my god
@Cherry-hu4xm5 жыл бұрын
I AM DEAD 😂
@cloventine96605 жыл бұрын
no they don’t have lips it’s more like: 👁-👁
@kaylam99285 жыл бұрын
clementine 👁___👁 👁.👁
@infamouszephon5 жыл бұрын
m a y a 😂😂😂😂😂
@marcprod4 жыл бұрын
They make me feel like I’m not a virgin.
@elliecat60064 жыл бұрын
MarcProductions ikr. it’s like they kiss their parents on the cheek and they’re like We LoSt our kissing VirGinTy
@gun24244 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I lost my K-Card... I know I know, it’s a crazy concept to grasp, I’m not even married yet.
@strawbubbz17784 жыл бұрын
me too lmaooo
@nightingale_es4 жыл бұрын
@@gun2424 Sameee and I lost it with my friend. Guess I'm the biggest sinner in their books now. 🤷🏻♀
@gun24244 жыл бұрын
Deborah N it do be like that sometimes 😔
@lorianabanana60662 жыл бұрын
I was just rewatching this and realized the book the read must be 'I Kissed Dating Goodbye' by Joshua Harris. Fun fact: He deconverted and is no longer Christain. Or married. I think his ex deconverted too. Joshua also apologized to all the people he w his book. Including tons of LGBT+ people, women & girls who had purity culture forced onto them, all the people who lost family/community when they couldn't live up to these crazy standards, and many couples who didn't know they had zero chemistry until after they married. The whole purity culture thing is incredibly disgusting & has hurt so many people. Wonder if Girl Defined will ever apologize for the people they hurt. Doubt it. Not only are they nowhere near as honest as Joshua Harris, but all their money is tied up in their Xtian Woman* bullsh^t.
@Damsel_in_This_Dress Жыл бұрын
It definitely is that book. His ex-wife Shannon is on Instagram and has written a book that's being released next year. From what she has said, it sounds like she has been through an experience that resulted in depression, and is currently going through therapy. Purity culture was so damaging and unhealthy. Even if you didn't support the extreme views, it was so far-reaching in Christian circles it was almost impossible to avoid it, with people publishing books about it right, left and centre; Rebecca St James singing 'Wait For Me', Christian rock band BarlowGirl comparing themselves to Sleeping Beauty who is waiting for her prince charming in the song 'Average Girl' ('No more dating/I'm just waiting'), and purity contracts included at the end of Melody Carlson's 'Diary of A Teenage Girl' book series. Fun fact: the BarlowGirl sisters were also big fans of Joshua Harris' book, and they too had a strict no-dating/no kissing philosophy very similar to GD, which shows that actually, GD are not the first to speak out about it. But only one of the 3 BarlowGirl sisters have married, the other 2 are apparently still single, so the no dating thing obviously didn't work out very well for them.
@dharmallars11 ай бұрын
@@Damsel_in_This_DressI’m so confused by that lol. How do you get married without dating? Did they just tell their parents to find a nice guy and arrange a marriage?
@user-lt1jd1ye3v6 ай бұрын
He wasn’t the only one to blame for purity culture though.. he was brainwashed by it he didn’t create it. There’s A LOT more people to blame other than poor Josh Harris… I consider him a victim as well too. Still spouting this nonsense past the age of 20 is the really diabolical part of all this. And I’m all for chastity and imitating the stoics IF you want that. I’m just not down for people shaming a couple for like, touching eachother sometimes 😳 also dating is the best way to get to know someone and see how’d they’d be in an intimate relationship.. yeah maybe you don’t need to have sex but you should at least see how they are romantically as opposed to like, one of your bros
@pancakesyrups5 жыл бұрын
She sounds more excited about the kiss than actually being married to her soulmate
@elderly_gentleman94895 жыл бұрын
That's what I find so worrying. I'm like- you want a husband or a kiss? Because one of those is a lot easier to get than the other!
@big-bonkin-head10345 жыл бұрын
I think too many religious people get into marriage to let loose of their sexual morals. All I hear is about the honey moon stage, but nothing planned within 5-10 years.
@big-bonkin-head10345 жыл бұрын
aobcldeefcghcake That’s what happens when you restrain yourself from any kind of love. When you view kissing/making out/sex as a thing ONLY in marriage, that’s all you see it being
@victoria95355 жыл бұрын
@@big-bonkin-head1034 we yeah I'm a Mormon and I have missionaries and don t get married right after they are done I think? And they get married very quickly right after they are done.
@onlin3ho395 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is.... HER BOYFRIEND IS SECRETLY GAYYY, MY GAYDAR HAS NEVER WENT OF SOOOO FAST
@emiliaglover2105 жыл бұрын
Next girl defined: Why I waited to HUG my own children.
@chelseabourdo47685 жыл бұрын
Emilia Glover damn I’m literally laughin
@kayleewilliams55745 жыл бұрын
@@chelseabourdo4768 *dang* we are people of GOD no cursing lol
@arianebrochu22235 жыл бұрын
Men she's gonna die virgin she won't have kids
@chelseabourdo47685 жыл бұрын
Kaylee Williams yes. But every child of God has said damn. It’s in the Bible😂
@thatpotato71665 жыл бұрын
Emilia Glover cHiLdReN??
@abigailcooper5185 жыл бұрын
Bethany’s husband won’t come out because Bethany will literally banish him to the depths of hell
@flatP_4 жыл бұрын
do we really expect anything less
@dove8054 жыл бұрын
She will do literal U-Turn to banish him into hell
@noone-gf5op2 жыл бұрын
Noel: "you hear that?" *paper crumpling* "that's me unfolding my bible" girl defines just had some god honoring tinglings
@kippking44763 жыл бұрын
imagine kissing on ur wedding day and realizing there is absolutely no spark or chemistry
@lovelyaudios30383 жыл бұрын
@@ZA-lj3bo not really- physical relations are also a VERY important part in a relationship... physical needs need to be fulfilled as well as an emotional and mental bond..
@mrj6633 жыл бұрын
Having physical chemistry is like 45% of a relationship
@lovelyaudios30383 жыл бұрын
@@ZA-lj3bo you'd be surprised at how many relationships fail based off of lack of physical chemistry and having a bad sex life... sex should NOT be the base of a relationship, but a good, and healthy one i key in a relationship. you should be able to enjoy intimate physical relations with your partner
@djay10033 жыл бұрын
@@ZA-lj3bo omfgggg they are not saying that you ONLY need physical attraction in a relationship, they are just saying physical attraction is an important factor. yes, it should be personality over appearance but being physically attracted to someone can lead you on to find more about their personality. appearances attract you, personality makes you stay. you kinda have to find your partner physically attractive yk. and for your information, the country with the highest rate of divorce is Russia, not the US :)
@tiat31373 жыл бұрын
@@ZA-lj3bo You're entitled to your wrong and outdated opinion 😊
@yaretzineri53714 жыл бұрын
Imagine if this is all just satire and they’re actually lesbians. They’ve been trolling us this whole time
@thomaskole98814 жыл бұрын
It would be the bamboozle of the century
@maxjones25464 жыл бұрын
I vaguely recall seeing someone writing a pseudo fan fiction where they are lesbians.
@jrw23194 жыл бұрын
they look related though tbh
@bumblezee46574 жыл бұрын
@@jrw2319 they're sisters
@pratikn604 жыл бұрын
@@jrw2319 that's the twist.
@austinvanguard62325 жыл бұрын
The girl on the right, looks like the mom that brings a vegetable platter to a child’s birthday party
@kaleyberry67715 жыл бұрын
HAHAAHAHAHA
@septimiusthedestroyer73945 жыл бұрын
So true
@fixtureofthesun5 жыл бұрын
Austin Vanguard that’s literally my own mother ll
@user-jr6cw3un9n5 жыл бұрын
oh SHIT ur RIGHT
@Shy__wolf5 жыл бұрын
@not today satan no actually they bring cakes and other treats not vegetables. Stay in school!
@sydsymptoms2 жыл бұрын
"that's me unfolding my Bible" will never not make me die laughing
@luffypirateking10685 жыл бұрын
Why does that girl look like a Walmart version of Meghan trainor
@puggles-bb2ps5 жыл бұрын
I can't unsee it now
@missmelodies525 жыл бұрын
They almost cast her for high School musical but she wouldn't say she likes hip hop 😂
@Maialeen5 жыл бұрын
That's the only version of Meghan Trainor there is.
@kaam..5 жыл бұрын
Shes all about that bible
@stevie355 жыл бұрын
Luffy PirateKing more like dollar store
@talic-os58995 жыл бұрын
Imagine your whooole family witnessing your very first kiss.
@elizabethholden18105 жыл бұрын
I was cringing at that idea too.
@Laiese15 жыл бұрын
Omg didn't think about that
@notethanstone24655 жыл бұрын
In my religion, literally happens all the time
@katc20405 жыл бұрын
Not Ethan Stone weird asf
@notethanstone24655 жыл бұрын
Kit Kat . Idk, it’s not weird to me anymore
@Kayy1aXo4 жыл бұрын
You need to do another video on them SHES LITERALLY PREGNANT
@Alienpromqueen4 жыл бұрын
She had her baby
@millsrome4 жыл бұрын
I checked on them just now, they have all these videos on being single like "Feeling worthless without a boyfriend", "How to resist sexual temptation" and "When your sex-drive feels like a burden" What this stupid girls made themselves go trough... that's their choice but trying to get other young impressionable girls to do the same makes them despicable in my book
@josuepena82844 жыл бұрын
@@millsrome totally
@rohitiyer9264 жыл бұрын
Kayla Keigan sounds like a Mr Struggle to me
@momoz14 жыл бұрын
I need quarantine videos
@phantomsearcher2.922 жыл бұрын
"Both of our boyfriends were perfectly fine with not kissing or having sex at all until we're married. In fact they were ecstatic about it!" Wow! congrats on having asexual boyfriends I'm sure the wedding night will be amazing
@Mypenisissmallbut2 жыл бұрын
Ikr what’s the flex in saying your BOYFRIEND/HUSBAND isn’t sexually attracted to you?
@Travigameis Жыл бұрын
Actually they have gay boyfriends, they both went through 'conversion therapy'
@icu3869 Жыл бұрын
I never understood how closeted gay men ended up married- now I finally see.
@spirre2780 Жыл бұрын
@@Travigameis To be fair this breaks my heart
@yuvansb14 жыл бұрын
I'm saving my first kiss for the kiss of death
@roslyn-rose1244 жыл бұрын
So romantic😍😍
@Oddville4204 жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah !
@genesiskeglar63724 жыл бұрын
yuvansb1 That is the zenith of romanticism.
@markomilojkovic78994 жыл бұрын
Im saving my first Kiss for the shotgun 😍🥰
@ninja36inc4 жыл бұрын
pretty sure that's illegal
@ollieno9713 жыл бұрын
Girl defined: “our husbands not only agreed they were excited about it too!” Their husbands: 👨🏼🤝👨🏻
@strawberry_sapphic50073 жыл бұрын
Though there’s no proof that they’re gay, I wouldn’t be surprised if that ended up happening.
@doratheexplorer5313 жыл бұрын
@@strawberry_sapphic5007 one of them is definitely gay 😭😭
@doratheexplorer5313 жыл бұрын
@@strawberry_sapphic5007 also one of them went to convention camp 💀
@evermoreisamasterpiece3 жыл бұрын
@@strawberry_sapphic5007 No, no. It's obvious that he's gay. INCREDIBLY obvious.
@SMC19863 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cholethechill13734 жыл бұрын
Update In my quarantine boredom: the pink one got pregnant so maybe she figured out what sex is.
@NdatseNdomo4 жыл бұрын
The pink one 🤣
@yamicivetta52524 жыл бұрын
The talking bath bomb. 🤣
@quantum.codex424 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@phoebe97504 жыл бұрын
Ahahahaha
@chewnotchw34 жыл бұрын
@@NdatseNdomo THE PINK ONE AGSHSJSJ
@darkiepoo8949 Жыл бұрын
a girl kissed me in 9th grade. we didnt know shit about each other even after talking for a week on AIM. we agreed to meet up. she just went at me with full tongue diving and robotic jaw movement for like 2 mins and i'm not sure either of us were attracted to each other. i imagine that's what bethany experienced on her honeymoon, except with full on existentrial dread that maybe her future together with this other purity cultist will be a sham and they'll be forced to make it work for the rest of their lives.
@gemguson2 ай бұрын
depressing holy shit 😭
@maddiewalker97704 жыл бұрын
SHES PREGNANT NOW PLEEEASE DO A PART THREE
@darthportus4 жыл бұрын
Omg people like her shouldn't procreate
@pipoleo89824 жыл бұрын
Poor child
@livgrace80704 жыл бұрын
i’m honestly real worried for that kid
@meenamouse43974 жыл бұрын
does that mean she kissed him? she didn't even wait 4 years? ugh disgusting
@francescabennet52224 жыл бұрын
Shes pregnant with a closeted gay mans baby. I feel so bad for this man, wtf...
@oliviagill74155 жыл бұрын
why i waited until marriage to find someone to marry
@lcvverboi5 жыл бұрын
Olivia Gill LMFAOOO
@ludmillacanto78235 жыл бұрын
LOL
@thealister_5 жыл бұрын
I waited until marriage to find someone who exists
@summerburk98115 жыл бұрын
Cody needs to make merch that says “mr. struggle” on it
@daviddacus81685 жыл бұрын
Yes
@frosty_teacup5 жыл бұрын
Those chicks would *1000%* sue
@izzy93055 жыл бұрын
lol yes
@aurora20615 жыл бұрын
then make merch that says "divorce" so that it would be like those couples shirts
@lynnbilbrey88235 жыл бұрын
Omg yeah
@SolidSapphire10182 жыл бұрын
It is so funny rewatching this after finding out that they weren't even attracted to their husbands when they married them. PROBABLY MADE WAITING A WHOLE LOT EASIER HUH? LMAO
@MaxxSuri762 жыл бұрын
WHAT
@monkeymachine53603 жыл бұрын
Having a guy that is happy to not kiss you for years is not as big a flex as they think it is
@imspidermanbro.3 жыл бұрын
fr.
@user-ch6xl1zc6k3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure her husband was actually gay lol
@candiebe31933 жыл бұрын
Mmmm the 666th like… hail satan! lol
@brovid-193 жыл бұрын
I'd say that falls into the dis cat
@Cuzi199973 жыл бұрын
@@user-ch6xl1zc6k More like fucked as much as he wanted and still cheats her
@chelseaaao4 жыл бұрын
I feel like these girls shower with their eyes closed to avoid looking at their own body and having unheavenly thoughts. Edit: I saw another KZbinr react to girl defined and she said Jesus was going to file a restraining order against them 😂
@yuelu33144 жыл бұрын
pretty sure also when they get dressed (would definitely explain their clothing choice)
@stateofgrace174 жыл бұрын
No they shower in a one price swimsuit
@colorfulxtears4 жыл бұрын
Yue Lu lmaoooo
@sneh57484 жыл бұрын
What video is that lmaoo
@chelseaaao4 жыл бұрын
mono no aware “girl defined videos are painful to watch” by Anncy Twinkle. I thought it was really funny 😂
@Sarah-mi9mm4 жыл бұрын
being quarantined has brought me back to this iconic video
@arandomuser94594 жыл бұрын
Sarah Yeah pretty much same.
@kaym10404 жыл бұрын
Same
@nataliyanabakova74194 жыл бұрын
lmao me too. i'm coping by binge-watching that's cringe
@peytonkennedy30384 жыл бұрын
ayo same
@shaylahuynh95864 жыл бұрын
Sarah same
@alexsw29675 ай бұрын
Who besides me is currently doing the rewatch of thats cringe?
@anarcho-communist115 ай бұрын
Me
@rachellvideos5 ай бұрын
Me
@ashleyhall60984 ай бұрын
I want them to do another video on Girl Defined now that Bethany's husband is deconstructing
@sipi20094 ай бұрын
I'm watching it all for the first time, so close enough?
@skyj21723 ай бұрын
Me
@sparksflylove3 жыл бұрын
This isn’t even Christianity, they’ve created an entire new religion
@MsBhappy3 жыл бұрын
tbf all christian sects/branches could be considered entirely new religions from the previous ones. History and human evolution are wack. Religion is man-made stupidity created to control the masses.
@hawyee11623 жыл бұрын
@@MsBhappy exactly
@pickleioi90583 жыл бұрын
They literally have a cult. Like if two of their followers that were dating kissed before marriage they’d be sacrificed to Jesus and God in front of everybody.
@or94223 жыл бұрын
Turbo-Christianity
@Spoon800853 жыл бұрын
@@MsBhappy Calm down there, pardner you went full commie on us for a second
@maireadhudson65235 жыл бұрын
Next from girl defined: why I waited until we had kids to have sex
@nickegofficial5 жыл бұрын
This was fucking hilarious. And I want you to know I bust out laughing reading it.
@shannonranalli86885 жыл бұрын
omfg ahaaa
@maireadhudson65235 жыл бұрын
nickegofficial you’re welcome lmao
@EngineeredTruth5 жыл бұрын
Mairead Hudson this is gold
@carbearr60935 жыл бұрын
nickegofficial has
@avocado3-in-1823 жыл бұрын
I feel like girl defined is the epitome of "live laugh love" sign.
@nxahsvidz3 жыл бұрын
lmao yesss
@samyuktha22663 жыл бұрын
Lol
@liahamilton89313 жыл бұрын
They bought the embroidered hand towels any everything, I’m sure of it
@fedexdriver133 жыл бұрын
They probably have that white mom aesthetic
@abbywolffe41143 жыл бұрын
and then right below it "Jeremiah 29:11 ❤"
@potatoskin51682 жыл бұрын
Waiting to do everything until marriage seems to be overwhelming... I remember my first time doing physical stuff, it was so overwhelming and having to do all at once seems so stressful. Also you don't know what's good or shit so you're setting yourself up to failure
@_letstartariot2 жыл бұрын
Agreed. When you do it as you naturally feel you want it, it’s usually staggered out. You do all the bases. I’m married now (for 4 years), but I’ve been with my husband since we were 14. It’s so much less intimidating taking things slowly. I can imagine their wedding nights would be full of fear, instead of celebration and relaxation with your new husband. They make physical activity, it’s escalation and sex the sole focus of that night/holiday too, cos they’ve waited so long that they’re desperate. So if it ain’t The Best™️, their entire view of sex becomes warped. Waiting to kiss? That’s just..
@dharmallars11 ай бұрын
Exactly. Like, the whole idea is waiting until you’re ready. Then on the day of your wedding you’re supposed to be magically prepared and ready for all of it at once?
@bashergoals50455 жыл бұрын
“Why I waited until I had my first child to have sex”
@mancool3915 жыл бұрын
What type of logic is that?
@guysunderthecity61265 жыл бұрын
😂
@Dextursmage5 жыл бұрын
man cool 3 watch Jane the virgin
@hadleygregg43695 жыл бұрын
man cool 3 Christian logic
@benblanc24835 жыл бұрын
Gold
@partyparker77055 жыл бұрын
Noel: 10/10 Noel holding a dog: 23/10
@WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO5 жыл бұрын
me me big boy GAYYYYYYYYYY
@brenna67955 жыл бұрын
the real cow stfu
@smackmyassandcallmecharlie45795 жыл бұрын
@@WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO SUGAR GAYYYYYY
@WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOO5 жыл бұрын
Brenna No. You shut up. DO IT. I DARE YOU. Done? No? Done now? Ok.
@brenna67955 жыл бұрын
the real cow gay is not an insult
@jaysahunter2564 жыл бұрын
Bethany: Hey before we start dating I just wanted to let you know that I’m waiting until marriage to kiss Her gay ass husband: Bummer 😢😢😢😭😭😭😩😩😩
@OFFICIALLYTRIGGERED4 жыл бұрын
*lmfao "gay ass husband" that's true tho*
@musics4me4 жыл бұрын
Her husband looks like a theater gay too! No further questions
@dsauce934 жыл бұрын
im fucking dead dude
@shayjegaruban78794 жыл бұрын
@@jenniesis he went TWICE
@gp26714 жыл бұрын
Bethany's husband did kiss people before he met her; it just happened to be dudes.
@alaskawashington2 жыл бұрын
shockingly, i do know one couple who waited to kiss until their wedding day (and idk about the husband but that was actually the wife’s first kiss ever) and they are still super happy and have like 4 kids who aren’t little anymore but the parents have been married for decades and still killin it haha. I definitely don’t think it’s for everyone but ig if that works for you and your spouse more power to ya right!?
@user-lt1jd1ye3v6 ай бұрын
If it works… great, nbd. But the preachiness is what gets to people
@dylan58965 жыл бұрын
Why isn’t anyone talking about how Noel is such a good dog dad
@abhilashaa27995 жыл бұрын
DADDY AF
@claire-qv3qg5 жыл бұрын
the girl on the right seems like the actual christian one while bethany is the secret freak
@rocios30425 жыл бұрын
You KNOW their texts were f freaky 😂
@kwkylewilliams4625 жыл бұрын
Rocio S "hey hubby are you straight yet?"
@veddesai85034 жыл бұрын
Nah they both wanna smash
@sofiamentz17914 жыл бұрын
oh hey matty
@trolly57564 жыл бұрын
H. E. M. Y’all both going to hell for that 😂
@lufr78784 жыл бұрын
Shaking my wife’s hand for the first time on our wedding night was the most amazing experience of my life.
@crackheadspeedway67883 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭
@hungryhunter71583 жыл бұрын
I don’t know how I feel about this because I’m confused
@kirstenornelas8813 жыл бұрын
Thank you I just choked on my coffee ☕ 💀 🤣
@kirstenornelas8813 жыл бұрын
@@hungryhunter7158 Those of us who were raised in cults and got free totally get the comment. 😆 🤣
@joannadzenowski62143 жыл бұрын
U shook her hand?!?! Scandalous. Didn't u know that u can only stand apart 6 feet and talk? Leave room 4 jeezus
@irawoayoolagbaiye92172 жыл бұрын
Personally, I think there's nothing wrong with waiting until marriage for kissing, if its what they want to do then so be it, but their approach abt it is so off. They are so focused on the "purity" aspect of Christianity, when its so impossible for us to all be as pure as they want us to be. We saw this same mindset with the types of guy girls shouldn't date, they wanted the perfect man who is so godly and perfect they aren't even allowed to struggle with sin. It's just bothersome to me abt their approach to Christianity, it's rlly should be all about accepting the lord as their savior and putting the best effort to show so, not if they are perfect in doing so.
@aguywithalotofopinions4122 жыл бұрын
Pretty hypocritical too since Jesus was all about forgiving sinners and not expecting people to be perfect
@FatimaCastro-mk1qg4 ай бұрын
You’re very right, focusing on purity so much is being religious. Trying to “be so pure” is like tricking yourself into thinking im pure enough to be a good Christian. When no christian will ever be good enough God’s grace is the only thing that will ever be enough to purify us. Just because you’re not intimate with a prospective spouse doesn’t mean you haven’t sinned sexually. Jesus literally says if you lust for someone in your heart you have already sinned. My point is I agree with you!
@cloudsofsatin3 жыл бұрын
these girls are probably the type to not take medicine when they’re sick because “only God can heal me”
@rehaan64283 жыл бұрын
The sad thing is that I think there is an entire denomination of Christians who just refuse to accept “man made” cures.
@liammunro98243 жыл бұрын
Yeah they probably don’t wear seatbelts too because “they won’t crash if god doesn’t want them to”
@SorowFame3 жыл бұрын
@@esteemedcharacteractressma58 Darwinism in action, those types of people are why the phrase “god helps those who help themselves” exists.
@angles43073 жыл бұрын
Hahaha lmao Anwar Hadid vibes.
@izzyfarmer25003 жыл бұрын
Yeah she’s actually done that. After she had her son she refused medication for haemorrhoids
@howmanysubscriberscanigetw16005 жыл бұрын
Why I waited for my first kiss until I was pregnant
@angelofscorpio5 жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@elizabethtomlinson8675 жыл бұрын
hold up
@katy44685 жыл бұрын
Wait a second-
@scvlogs65565 жыл бұрын
How many subscribers can I get with no videos!? and I oop-
@crazyrooster32745 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jessieqk125 жыл бұрын
Waiting until marriage to kiss is like an entry-level job wanting you to have 10 years of experience.
@vegvioliner15 жыл бұрын
I want to like this, but there's 666 likes currently 😂
@franca99955 жыл бұрын
in some devout muslim countries most couples dont kiss until marriage, like here in pakistan my cousin dated for 10 years and they never kissed
@loreleiblakemore99 Жыл бұрын
Has anyone gone and watched their first kiss since this video? It was so horribly awkward, and exactly as Noel and Cody described it… too funny 😂