Fans who are down bad.

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[@CodyKo]

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[@0m37]

Ass

[@xoitsmaria]

hi cody

[@rayah2000]

Ok

[@1obee328]

#ad

[@steph8881]

Ok

[@henryczeisler4851]

“Maybe he is a buzzfeed fan” is the dirtiest insult I have ever heard.

[@n0rmql_122]

bruv 420 likes Nvm u guys ruined it

[@Sunny-jy4ib]

@@n0rmql_122 hahahaha!!!! weed!!

[@n0rmql_122]

@@Sunny-jy4ib yes number funny made me hahahahahhahahaahhaahhaha Funny number weeeeeed

[@lx4302]

No

[@Dmoney-ph4lg]

@@lx4302 no u

[@mrfashionguy1]

replying to a nude with "Oh neat", is literally just one level above sending "Poggers"

[@kierra1725]

I’d personally feel more appreciated with poggers than I would with oh neat

[@jonathansoelle266]

@@kierra1725 agreed

[@amogus3371]

@@kierra1725 poggers is an elite word

[@assmilk9674]

@@amogus3371 poggers is the worst word ever

[@astrolouise6904]

@@assmilk9674 people that use poggers use it like its the highest praise. I would rather cringe for a sec but be praised than get an ai response

[@metaloopa6907]

“It’s a fucking meme company!” At least they had a company, Cody.

[@sallyw3196]

this comment right here.

[@adara4635]

why doesn't this comment have more likes

[@ananyatandon2476]

Kym, we know it’s you

[@farter3644]

Ok Kym we get it

[@Burialofagod]

I wouldnt consider that a company, that's simply just a social media account

[@sewerrat4215]

Why do people match with someone just to insult them tho

[@alh7197]

Low self esteem

[@tobeybr8394]

it makes them feel better about themselves

[@_ikako_]

i got a friend request on overwatch once and the guy just called me the n-word and told me to uninstall for not healing him enough. guess it's just a similar concept but for assholes irl

[@jaqaunlockett9585]

@@_ikako_ log that’s fucked up but weird

[@jaqaunlockett9585]

lol

[@johnpappa8073]

At this point, his profile pic can be considered catfishing

[@mhmsky598]

FR

[@enamored1]

Been saying this

[@FormedFish]

Cody be kittenfishing

[@juandiegoandrade3876]

😂😂😂😂

[@juliaholcomb7031]

its really been that since the beginning of his channel idk if he'll ever change it

[@juliaparker7526]

I am officially rebranding to “a gal who is down cataclysmically”

[@purplepickle6921]

Same

[@liopleurodon155]

Do it, Squirt!

[@ritacaldasdasilva5474]

Same girl

[@lmaocipo8887]

I'll be the "catastrophically horny" one then

[@maysen77]

@@liopleurodon155 😂😂😂

[@Iditoxereis]

petition for cody to bring back 'thats cringe'

[@WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA]

YES

[@justaneyedeastan4127]

YES

[@hanotme4464]

Where do I sign

[@roxassora2706]

Yas

[@mynameisnotkinsley7061]

**proceeds to donate 1 million dollars**

[@quinn-ut5lb]

cody: wants to get a haircut *flashback to jeff’s barber shop*

[@meccawhite9502]

probably because we are on lockdown in LA. Looks good longer tbh.

[@quinn-ut5lb]

@@meccawhite9502 yeah, i personally love his long hair

[@crystalsnow5046]

Your name I relate so much

[@codymoena4154]

Yo my hair was cut 2 days ago what you talking about?

[@kv7939]

He would look like ur pfp during the flashback

[@osbaldocontreras5868]

The way Cody handles hate is one of the funniest shit ever

[@brahimilyes681]

"Is one of the funniest shit" the struggle to flush out an early comment for the likes

[@martinchuma]

@@brahimilyes681 No no no, no struggle-

[@brahimilyes681]

@@martinchuma *in a british accent* Struggle, Mr. Struggle.

[@spaghettio2461]

H

[@lvl5charmander]

“not gonna lie, this is me” type comment

[@aves3901]

his & hers sweats but “do it squirt” and “indeed it do”

[@pablolloyd1450]

approved

[@VSGIRL21]

Omg 🤣😂🤣😂 yes!!!!!

[@lx4302]

No

[@elisekate3283]

no thank you. please no

[@theblindvisionary]

I am so very confused...

[@casspeck7157]

one time a guy i was talking to told me he liked my sweater. i replied “thanks it would look better on your bedroom floor ;)” and he said “oh my rooms freezing though”

[@lark1153]

That's so wholesome 😂😂

[@21witnokids]

he cares💔

[@jacobhafar538]

This is one of those times where I feel like I wouldn’t be that stupid but I also know that’s 100% not true

[@_ikako_]

sounds like he was Big Joel

[@deeplake9769]

Girls who are down bad are a sight for sore eyes (my condolences, however 😂)

[@injiyoo7962]

Yo the sorority girl is so mean. How did you go to college and still maintain that high school’s mean girl attitude. Sooo childish

[@bagofrats3464]

That hurt just hearing it

[@purplemusiclover1597]

“Again, I’m a small dog” imma use this excuse for everything

[@BigBoy-vp6lp]

@wizard Why the fuck did I fell for this

[@sneha9372]

@@BigBoy-vp6lp same Smh

[@aryamanmalhotra842]

@wizard ya got me

[@gaylordsuitcase9967]

during SEX??? haha looooosseerrrrr

[@kutekrazykat8615]

@wizard HA jokes on you I remember the last digits

[@louismyatt1507]

“The worst that can happen is that they say no” has been proven as the most categorically untrue quote after watching this vid

[@surgeonofdeath8280]

"Ewww"

[@jonathansoelle266]

Underrated comment

[@jonathansoelle266]

I loled irl

[@Cocoa678]

The worst that can happen is being invited as the “ugliest date” contender.

[@xxNJohnson]

@@Cocoa678 Did he win tho??

[@ChewieCatt]

When Sweet Home Alabama started 💀💀

[@vikggx]

Its on 69th what should i do Biggest dilemma of my life

[@saraawagnerr]

it’s the “i’m sorryyyy” before the sponsored clip for me 😂

[@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis]

That’s what I said. Like he’s apologizing because he knows we hate listening to ads, and he knows that was a terrible segue.

[@smhhhana]

"Down bad" is his favorite term now

[@AxxLAfriku]

Chill out, what ya yellin' for? Lay back, it's all been done before. And if you could only let it be, you will see that I am the funniest YouT*ber of all time. Admit it, my dear follow*r hana

[@stevencruz978]

i’m down bad for cody ko

[@prodohsamuel]

it just rolls off the tongue so nicely

[@sqacecloud]

@@AxxLAfriku why are you everywhere

[@potatospud1597]

Boy have I got a song for you

[@anthonyromanelli1392]

1:03 “Maybe he’s a Buzzfeed fan” Jesus Christ, Cody, he has a family

[@micahpaulsen3940]

*Had

[@KG-ud9ki]

I know. Cody shows no remorse.

[@mijunablue3224]

hahaha nice

[@ahaxelz947]

Why are his brows so nice

[@emilyedmonson3039]

“Oh neat” guy was already halfway into his next relationship

[@bluecollarmenproductions]

“Ugliest date” that woman better never do well in this world nor her friends.

[@Zjr04]

The “I’m confused as to why you’re giving this to me” guy was Ajit Pai

[@vivi7405]

thats how he would reply to a nude

[@Swayaaa]

@Sisterwillis49 No sister willis

[@shalev.]

@Sisterwillis49 yeah

[@3doomguy]

nice call back my g

[@fourtyklub]

New vid ! Pledge for 2 HOURS! (Let’s collab Cody Ko!!🔥🔥

[@ewokawesome]

“ I’ve got the hopeful optimism of a puppy” Don’t worry I’m Canadian too it’s normal

[@nebula541]

1k likes and no replies. Guess I'm ✨first✨ No, I wanted to say: Is actually Cody Canadian??

[@anaischampignon4455]

@@nebula541 yeah I think he's from Calgary?

[@mega-egg5808]

ok but that's so true

[@pman8841]

Im Canadian and i am not optimistic of puppies, maybe its the different time zones?

[@babobabo_babo]

Oscar Cummins

[@Trenton461]

Bro that girl from the tinder pickup line matched with the dude. She swiped right on him and then made fun of his weight. That’s a whole other type of fucked up.

[@baja_brody]

trucker hat really tied in the whole: “but like, my hot sister”

[@aliencafe]

That ugliest date one was cold, and not even in the funny way That's just really fuckin sad and I hope that person has someone who appreciates them now :(

[@kevinlara1295]

Its literally so cruel, that would completely shatter any of my confidence. I cant believe anyone would find that funny /^:

[@roxassora2706]

@@kevinlara1295 Plus the dude said he got iced out for his date. As a woman, who can't get a guy to look at her, that sucks

[@Jackpauler4lyfe]

Sure it’s not very funny and is extremely ruthless to do, but I’d be laughing pretty hard if I won the ugliest date award. Maybe just wait for the other dates to show up and then hang out with them to have a dude date instead

[@Jay-mv5hf]

@@Jackpauler4lyfe I gotta admit, I do like the the bros before hoes attitude. Honestly I hope the guys became friends and had a great time without those mean bitches :(

[@ashlynnwigenton4555]

Straight up dog fight

[@lezley8465]

The way Cody handles hate shows he's not a mr struggle

[@nrthe2videos514]

Yeah, he's really funny and I respect him for that. Also....Memento Mori.

[@dumbhippykid]

memento mori!

[@trishalennex4630]

Momento mori

[@swithinswaroop7270]

Momento Mori 🤍🖤

[@diesel8295]

Memento mori

[@noelle9879]

“CHEM TRAILS!?.. THAT SHIT SUCKS😓😡”’ -Cody Ko, 2021

[@chloeayres5007]

one time I hung out with this guy, and I genuinely did not think that we were on a date but maybe he did. Anyway, at the end he held out his hand definitely an invite to hand hold which I didnt register and.... I slapped it. I gave the dude a low five. and directly after I watched his face go to just...Down Bad.

[@bagofrats3464]

Damn

[@javierfito5077]

how you end up in a date with out knowing? like you think guys actually want to be your friend?

[@scrums4748]

@@javierfito5077 so true, i’d never be friends with a woman

[@kingayy9267]

@Keystrokes You guys are meanies.

[@justrusty8399]

@@javierfito5077 Calm down, Javier

[@kaitlynn2469]

The normal conversation turning sexual is honestly so relatable

[@shatakshisharma5240]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eoqcp4qnesxrY9E

[@lonwon7502]

This is hilarious to me because a while back I was messaging this girl and we were just talking about normal shit and my buddy goes “fuck that entire conversation ask what she wants to do when you guys chill” 😂

[@9syched]

@@lonwon7502 lmaoo now i’m convinced everyone has that one friend

[@jhvibes3471]

In every normal conversation is a seed of hope to get laid

[@aaryamasingh4067]

istg 😂😂 this one time i told this guy I don’t want this whole situationship anymore cause yk it’s not really doing anything for me and he goes AND I QUOTE “no more sucking my dick then ?”

[@moonriverinc7896]

“catastrophically horny” is so funny to me

[@apollo1573]

When you’re so horny the city is in danger

[@imeantloveyou5eva]

i think that “do it squirt?” was from our boy noah cent-a-neeno

[@juanlargacha1502]

You mean moah cented mayo?

[@nevaeh9171]

@@juanlargacha1502 a youtuber named KennieJD calls him Noah Scent-of-a-woman 😂😂

[@respawn223]

I was hanging out with this gal back in my senior year and we'd been talking for a long time, one day we were hanging out she said "You know we'd be the couple that everyone thinks is dating but we're actually best friends." and I casually laughed it off and died inside.

[@sadmermaid]

Cody sent the pic to his gf as a joke and had to keep the 'joke' going and pursue a comedy career

[@abplusatbest1610]

Lmao

[@nesrinedekkiche6490]

Lmaoooo

[@thedailyvlog2333]

fucking hell man

[@jennyspencer3415]

That is funny I guess

[@lizlazmccringe2043]

The “sorry” right before the sponsor, it’s okay Cody 😭

[@Rolex-eu5vp]

hey sorry lol

[@willowmarie218]

yeah it's fine i can just skip past it king

[@sophiecole7011]

@@Rolex-eu5vp only real ones know lmao

[@lildrako7613]

When cody was acting as the dad and said “do it squirt” I almost swallowed my gum

[@johannes1679]

Oooh it said gum, i got real confused there for a second

[@_ikako_]

@@johannes1679 i conceal carry my gun by swallowing it and regurgitating it like a seagull

[@gltche4840]

@@johannes1679 so either you meant "gun" or another word ending with "-um"

[@nicole-ve1xq]

@@_ikako_ i laughed too hard at this comment ☹️☹️

[@teathesilkwing7616]

@@johannes1679 this is why we should advocate for gun control. Everyone keeps eating their guns! We need to be able to control the gun so we don’t eat them!

[@shanxious]

Horrible fact, there’s this thing in the military called a dogfight where the guys have a contest to see who can bring the ugliest date and whoever does wins all the money. Pretty sure it’s a marine thing

[@MaybeBen]

Holy hell imagine being bought as a date and winning

[@Kerrviii]

It is the marine ball.

[@roxassora2706]

That's mean and immature as fuck

[@Jay-mv5hf]

Another reason why marines ain’t shit

[@wafflefalafel9442]

Theres a musical about this :D

[@mattmcgrath3959]

I'm really glad you clarified that "Do it squirt?" Dad and kid segment... I'm was lost for a minute.

[@amalm6360]

Me tooooo 😂😂😂

[@vanessad5269]

Same

[@bellabrainrot3348]

I was like Oh Cody... that might have been just you...

[@kayleesnerd]

I've come to the conclusion that Cody is literally just a golden retriever.

[@britann9539]

Mr. Peanut butter!! Haha no has like a mix between bojack and Mr. Peanutbutter

[@wyatt4790]

@@britann9539 perfect

[@SassyUnicorn86]

@@britann9539 I came here to say mr peanutbutter!!

[@NuclearKat]

12:32

[@britann9539]

Haha you guys are the best 🤘

[@MariaClara-pj2yq]

Once I messaged a boy that I was going out with saying that my presentation went great and I was happy. Was just trying to make conversation, develop the relationship a little bit you know. And then he responded with: I don't think you meant to send that to me. I was down kinda bad.

[@quinnarnold8733]

I think ones who are really down are the ones who get on a dating app specifically to be rude to people. What a sad existence.

[@Blue-bn8px]

That joke about “do it squirt” and making a parallel to a dad talking to his kid got hella dicey. Had us in the first half not gonna lie

[@devhope1128]

I WAS LITERALLY SO CONCERNED AND THEN HE CLARIFIED AND I WAS LIKE “oh thank god”

[@softsoultarot1591]

LOL RIGHT

[@BombShot]

Cody looks like he should be wearing a tee with the arms cut-off, and be confidently saying racially insensitive things to me at the local gas station.

[@Prissyde]

LMAOO it’s the damn mullet.

[@BombShot]

​@@Prissyde ik but also its the hat too and the something about the way hes making faces, just got flashbacks to working at the gas station and random truckers coming in and saying some dumb stuff like "Its a good livin driving trucks but sometimes I'm worried that those damn *insert literally any race other than white here* are gonna mess up and run me off the road. He he ya know what I'm sayin boy?"

[@almoalmoalmoalmo]

Accurate

[@nathan-lu5ir]

@@BombShot LMAO 😭

[@katherine1181]

nah, we know our short king is too woke for that.

[@bellehoke2110]

cody has extra dad energy in this one

[@kingayy9267]

It's the hat.

[@rohitiyer285]

*grandad

[@sallylovests]

aged like wine

[@paraiax4341]

I've heard of the ugliest date contest. They use to call it hogging when I was younger. I never participated but it was to see which guy would sleep with the ugliest girl. They would all pool money and who ever won would win the pot of money. Absolutely disgusting, I really hope none of those woman found out.

[@duncanm8263]

Cody definitely spilled a gallon of milk in the background

[@thecoleopterist]

I think it's a fake animal pelt rug. Lol Or at least I hope it's fake...

[@catsplat1272]

@@thecoleopterist It is not profitable to keep cows just for their pelts, as you have to wait a while for them to grow big enough and then you get just one product off of them. Most cowhides are byproducts of the meat or milk industry. Don’t you think it is better to use all parts of an animal if you’re going to kill it? That way, less goes to waste. It’s a life, after all.

[@parkerlee1407]

@@catsplat1272 I think her point was that she wished it wouldn't killed in the first place.

[@thecoleopterist]

@@catsplat1272 no no no. I completely agree with what you are saying, Furs and leather are great when they are being used for an actual purpose. I certainly don't mind killing animals and keeping their fur as long as the meat is used in a way that is not wasteful. I'm 90% sure his rug is fake anyways. I just don't see the appeal now days of having a rug made of an actual animal skin, especially if you didn't kill it yourself. The rug doesn't have any actual function besides decoration. Whatever. I'm not interested in starting any sort of argument. This subject came up because of a blurry rug in the background of a video made by a social media influencer at the end of the day.

[@ninawald]

Epic chungus moment 🥴

[@samar8357]

cody has permanently added ‘down bad’ to his frat boy dictionary

[@braydenkelley9938]

love the pfp

[@samar8357]

@Caroline Sherman harryyyyyy

[@samar8357]

@@braydenkelley9938 i see another cody/harry stan 😁💪 taste

[@braydenkelley9938]

@@samar8357 i’m not just a harrie but an ot5 and louis stan as well😌

[@_ikako_]

frat grandpa i think you mean

[@drumptruck6268]

"do it squirt" is just the older, hornier brother of "delete it fat" and I think that's great

[@kayliesullivan4069]

my bf saw the thumbnail and immediately said “wayne’s world” take what you want from that

[@psychotropicstate]

I was watching the podcast the other day and out of my peripheral all I could see was Wayne

[@jamietarttenthusiast]

Cody hiding his hair in this video to minimize people telling him to cut it

[@taurez_98]

Or that it’s greasy 😂😂😂

[@breadbox3935]

Now he just looks like a truck driver from the south

[@ElPresidenteMargz]

Or donate some for Noel.

[@redox6548]

Idk about y'all but he's looking fresh as hell in that 5 minutes craft pizza video

[@ElPresidenteMargz]

@@redox6548 What looks good .. Cody’s mullet or Noel’s “Make A Wish kid” look ?

[@dianaplace93]

Asked a guy to come over and he responded “that’s a very kind invitation.” thought I was gonna pass away right then and there✨

[@arielafina]

Oof I felt my stomach twist from secondhand pain.

[@rapa2894]

Oooh girl

[@slyky224]

Ask me, I think you’ll love my answer

[@runnit5863]

@@slyky224 you’re down dreadful

[@lordshaxxophone2606]

@@runnit5863 Down horrendous

[@Bri-up8ms]

Cody looks like his name is tucker and he works at my local gas station.

[@cloakeddisguise2105]

"I trust everyone. I like to think everything is real and is not meant to hurt me". I hope he doesn't look at the flat earthers

[@WreckSpecks]

To the dude who had a srat girl bring him as an ugly date, she doesn’t deserve you king. Keep your head up so the crown doesn’t fall 👌🏻

[@Tayl0r_]

Such a typical “sorority gurl” thing to do sadly.

[@saprogeist31]

I'm with Garrett. That's a fucked up thing to do.

[@speedysnake1401]

@@Tayl0r_ Is that really typical? I find it to be an evil thing to do. I couldn't imagine guys doing this to a girl (though it probably happens)

[@mischr13]

Eat the rich

[@sophrose821]

kind of like dinner for schmucks : (

[@johnvarvatos5654]

“Down bad” is the new “frictionless”

[@motttta]

It was a frictionless transition

[@riveralatoia9198]

Not funny

[@lily-fk5qu]

@@riveralatoia9198 then why reply?

[@shatakshisharma5240]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eoqcp4qnesxrY9E

[@Bimby-b]

No no nonononono

[@theabsoluteworst1882]

In middle school I heard these guys were competing to see who could get the lamest/ugliest girl to dance with them. I was in 6th grade at the time. This eighth grader can up to me, all his friends surrounded me in a circle, and he came through it to ask me if I wanted to dance. :’) So yeah I went and cried in the bathroom after that.

[@Jane-oz7pp]

6:46 this has happened to me. We even called it a date when we made the plans. It hurt like hell because she was absolutely the most adorable and sweet person I've ever met, dorky, smart, relaxed, introverted like me. Absolutely everything I look for in a partner.

[@zaccds]

The term "down bad" sounds like a translation error.

[@Sillylittletotebagqueen]

It’s AAVE as most popular phrases are

[@Jerry_Bean]

Down bad is a sing by dreamville

[@yvannab.1260]

@@Jerry_Bean It’s AAVE (African American Vernacular English)

[@Jerry_Bean]

@@yvannab.1260 don't know what that means but aight

[@ameliedelarebranch2316]

the ethnic young lady was letting you know where the term originated from

[@RayhartTwins]

Next video: Trucker hat tier list

[@arianarodriguez3740]

Guys I love your videos!

[@clearcontentment3695]

If this get past 420 it’ll happen

[@vanilla7266]

he is from calgary, afterall.

[@imbuffysummers]

Now I legit wanna see him tier list all his hairstyles actually

[@GrinningBanshee]

"Do it squirt" hat

[@LauraraRose]

“Do it, squirt!” Had me rolling

[@izstrella]

3:48 • “I’m a small dog” ...Did Cody just call himself a ‘little bitch’?

[@jacobeilers2333]

5:00 it's confirmed

[@deniz-nn9bz]

“im doing hot girl shit” binging on cody ko videos for 3 hours straight until a new video notification comes up and you go watch the new one

[@poemsbypoetry]

Fuck being good I'm a bad bitch 😎

[@scarmo06]

LMAO NO JOKE 💀

[@ari1758]

I'm a savage. Classy, boujee, ratchet.

[@troy8423]

Sounds like you’re doing lazy person shit

[@deniz-nn9bz]

@@troy8423 sounds like you’re taking things way too seriously 💀

[@selina9474]

I hate how nowadays everyone is immediately screaming "fake" at everything, like I'm enjoying a video or whatever but as soon as I see those comments my mood is ✨ruined✨ idgaf if it's fake I just want to enjoy some silly videos damn

[@kinvarar5236]

Yeeeeeeessssss, for fucks sake. Everyone is the fucken realness police all of a sudden

[@adamburgers]

Like, these same people enjoy movies and tv shows right? Turns out, THEY'RE ALL FAKE?!?!

[@peachepanda4484]

I feel you!!!

[@NotAdultingToday]

Especially this year. Let me watch dumb shit.

[@steggyweggy]

Even if it is fake, it’s better to just pretend it’s real for the jokes. Just because something is fake doesn’t mean it should stop being funny. We laugh at jokes in superhero movies and nobody complains about them being fake. Also this reminds me of a joke by the Randy puppet comedian so I recommend you all watch his special on his KZbin. The story he tells is worth the whole hour special Edit: the special is called Randy writes a book and the story but is called Randy buys a bookshelf on gumtree

[@eve8082]

Please sweatpants that say “oh neat” would be everything

[@lygiabird6988]

Cody should have a southern accent, it looks like.

[@katrineberg2682]

The 'Sweet Home Alabama" song intro playing when he said 'you're like my hot sister' was genius i love it

[@killiancorless6192]

i wonder if Cody is just doing this down bad series to eventually confess that these are all his DMs

[@zeecaptainz]

The only one i'd believe is about himself is the lesbian match inviting him to the sorority party

[@sarahluqman3033]

@@zeecaptainz bro what ? Cody is too attractive for this lmaooo

[@totalkatastrophe]

1:29 most relatable thing anyone has ever said, ever 😭

[@petecohen6496]

Me and Cody Ko are basically the same person. He gets hate which negates all the love he gets and I get nothing which equals the same.

[@jaqaunlockett9585]

Forreal tho lol it’s funny too

[@dxhyunjin]

Out of all these, Cody’s shirtless mirror pic was the saddest

[@kathryn8467]

nah the sorority ugly date one almost made me tear up a little

[@oliveraddison6143]

bro if someone responded with “ew i hope this is a joke” to a sexy pic i sent i would kms

[@ana7icia]

@@oliveraddison6143 legit lol imagine building the confidence first and foremost for that and getting that kind of response

[@xiRePeNTx]

Not as sad as the existence of K-pop Stan's tho .

[@leac9569]

Fr that made me so sad omg

[@griffinstopsign]

no joke, i know for a fact people would buy the "do it squirt?" sweatpants. i wouldnt, but people would

[@orangecrazy100]

i’m people

[@almoalmoalmoalmo]

I sure would

[@quietriot9910]

the text about the "contest for ugliest date" was also on an episode of family matters, with Urkel. People use tv show plots as real life.

[@livihoffman5160]

my bf told me that years before we were dating a girl from his highschool and him went on a walk around their neighborhood and she said "oh i just wanted to let you know i always had a crush on you", he didnt realize she still did and said "thats neat" to her... and then there was silence. him and i laugh about it to this day lmao, he was too innocent

[@camille0826]

Ugh a 14.19 minute long video talking about something I would have easily read on a Times New Roman 12 point font thesis paper🙄 come on Cody do better

[@5frogfrenzy]

1inch margins, MLA format

[@sambajuice8758]

double spaced doe?

[@waynejohnson1786]

Why aren't more KZbinrs writing articles instead of making videos?! I've been saying this for years, come on people. Columnists are way more successful than KZbinrs.

[@boostedsurv1019]

14.316..., learn to use decimals

[@swaggytoast5242]

women aren't funny. you recycled this joke from the start of this video. also doesn't make sense that it would be a "thesis paper". you made a worse version of a joke that everyone who watched at least part of the video already had heard

[@larissabug98]

cody when he gets a brand deal: hey sorry lol

[@jakeworm4178]

Sweet home Alabama playing when he hints at incest is top tier comedy

[@suryankkumar7708]

Just subtle enough that those who know, know.

[@lauriewilley5312]

We need the “do it squirt?” Merch

[@JennaEmbers]

Ok but I actually like the trucker hat and long hair vibe on Cody what is happening

[@paige3858]

PLEASE 😭😭✋

[@Cajj1004]

He’s such a handsome old man🧡🧡😉😉

[@alextimemit9454]

Hockey flow

[@yousauce7451]

You're wrong.

[@Gravlti]

Next time we see him he gonna be blastin bohemian rapsody from his cars speakers

[@nishitaiyengar]

“How can anyone be so rude?!” He asks. I had a guy SPIT on me in front of 50 people cause I was too ugly for him and made the mistake of asking him out.

[@user-yi5qp6ht4b]

wtf im so sorry

[@leslie2200]

please say sike :(

[@mack7235]

@petra kotas unknown

[@janer7862]

That's horrible, I'm sorry

[@phifuru]

should've pissed on him to show dominance

[@caitlinchard2301]

The do it squirt thing ended me I’m still laughing

[@eggmon420]

Between the trucker hat and the moustache, it feels like we’re unlocking a new Cody skin every season.

[@thevice521]

went on a date with a guy, and the next day he tweeted, "haven't been on a date with someone i genuinely like since may"... the date was in september 🤪

[@eurekamreum5458]

his loss, not yours!

[@thevice521]

@@eurekamreum5458 purrr ❤️

[@bananan00b007]

That “do it squirt” joke he did really had me worried in the set up lmaooo

[@TeddyTalksALotAboutStuff]

@Sisterwillis49 yesss 💃🏽

[@lx4302]

No

[@420architecMindNDesign]

Never been rejected because I’m too scared to even shoot the shot

[@rachel6346]

same lol

[@Jamiegallagher03]

You miss all the shots you don’t take.

[@ruthvik8913]

@@Jamiegallagher03 Thank you Henky. Very cool

[@pratik.7599]

'cataclysmically?' learned something new today, this should've blown up instead of frictionless

[@muscleloy5172]

“...seconds ago” hits different

[@akewl]

my mom hits me

[@mrwaffle8908]

@@akewl she hits me as well

[@crazyperson6696]

@@akewl hit her back

[@ineedamilkshake]

you guys need help :D

[@vn9574]

@@crazyperson6696 no. That's being a brat.

[@cheri618]

ugliest date contest is just mean af. didn’t know that was a real thing. thought people did this in corny teen/college movies.

[@03_austindrake88]

That's probably where they got the idea from. Pretty fucked up.

[@cheri618]

@@03_austindrake88 yeah people can be really cruel for no reason.

[@rosemary8136]

I thought sororities only acted that way in movies but damn

[@LoudHippo616]

i thought it was fake tbh that’s to fucked for it to be real

[@cheri618]

@@rosemary8136 i hear all kinds of messed up stories about sororities and fraternities. even ones that lead to death. i’m sure not all of them are bad but they definitely don’t get a good rep because of the things they’ve done/do.

[@sadihigley8751]

you know, i usually hate ads. like they suck, waste of thirty seconds. BUT somehow, Cody Ko actually makes the ads lowkey funny. good job Cody.

[@sadihigley8751]

sorry i mean sponsor, not the ads in the middle of the video lol

[@milagromb42]

Honestly love how he just slides right into the sponsorship

[@emmaloorose]

i’ve never considered buying merch until cody said “do it squirt” but on sweatpants I WANT THOSE SO BADLY

[@liamelliott3622]

"find out after this short break"

[@me0w_grav3s]

@@liamelliott3622 ah fuck it’s a honey sponsor again

[@lx4302]

No

[@X1ZR]

Emma Rose do it squirt tho?

[@emmyj365]

the “do it squirt” bit was hilarious nice job cody

[@sanjulkapoor6637]

IKR JDJDHDJDJSH

[@richmond3083]

I was kind of horrified and then he explained it and I felt so stupid that was so good

[@yasaiaisa8363]

This comment sounds kinda patronising, like a parent to their annoying kid. But I do agree that the bit was fire tho

[@izzyme989]

Loved it

[@bellabrainrot3348]

@mono mezzo Neat

[@lydiabeall5186]

Idk why but the way Cody said “we’re gonna go through some dudes and some gals who are down cataCLYSMICALLY” just really flooded my brain with endorphins 😂

[@DAMNS70]

I’ve never heard the phrase “catastrophically horny” before. LMFAO

[@maddiesharpe7118]

When I was like 10 I told my first crush that I liked him and he said “that’s fine” 😭😭😂 I’ll never forget lmfao

[@helpmeimstartled]

*Oh. God* The types of memories I try to run from. Fancy meeting them here.

[@maddiesharpe7118]

@lost cause lol aww thanks

[@angietorreano7508]

I’m sorry but that is so fucking funny

[@maddiesharpe7118]

@@angietorreano7508 I know😂😂

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

rip that sounds like that kid could be me, except I'm a girl and I didn't know what a crush was nor did I know how to respond to one lmao

[@sqacecloud]

The way he handles hate is the funniest thing ever

[@NgouXuan]

Some one commented the same thing before you

[@beverycarefuljohn586]

@@NgouXuan i wonder how darksun is going to handle this.

[@limbobby]

@@beverycarefuljohn586 why is this so funny?

[@marinpetricevic1922]

@@beverycarefuljohn586 hahahahaha ne vjerujem šemso u komentarima

[@provthegoat7780]

@@limbobby it’s actually sad because he stole it from someone else’s LOL

[@gxthgremlin]

lmao if someone brought me to their ugliest date contest someone would be going to the hospital for most severe injuries contest

[@sprihamehrotra9070]

met a dude on a dating app. after talking to him for weeks and giving him a gazillion hints about wanting to meet up w him and chilling together despite him being uninterested as fuck, I finally told him dating apps suck and I can't find nice guys. he told me he'll look for someone to set me up with. it stung real bad.

[@bensesler113]

The backend tech developer jokes will never get old

[@JJJBunney001]

But Cody did

[@milzwan2922]

When he started talking about dads saying to their children “do it squirt” I got worried

[@acedcoffee6934]

Lmfao so true

[@lx4302]

No

[@RickyGoreMusic]

I messaged this girl on tinder and she responded “are you really 19?? Ricky I’m 27 with a house, a business, and a toddler” 😭

[@WAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA]

whatttt lmaoooo

[@procrastinationzone2387]

Everything was okay till that toddler part, I'm sure.

[@_ikako_]

why do you have your match settings set to 27 tho

[@RickyGoreMusic]

@@_ikako_ milfs

[@_ikako_]

@@RickyGoreMusic that's what pornhub is for