the price of immortality is $39.95

[@ArribaDentista]

Im a dentist. Blood vessel tumors in the mouth, rarely present a risk to a child`s life and, usually, no treatment is required. These guys dont have any morals. Cheers from Brasil 🦷

[@gutorpg]

Brbr

[@Xydorf]

I am a dentist as well... And I thought the same thing :-)

[@Pedro-tm6ue]

Yeah...

[@notyourdamnbusiness8795]

well. Charles would beg to differ.

[@dumbasses_R_us]

Well of course you guys from Big Dental (a side industry of Big Pharma) would say that because you're just evil and want to stop Master Lim so little kids die 😆

[@quillion0877]

As a Chinese, I am entertained that he used 'ancient Chinese' methods to heal all those diseases. Alas if only we truly hold the secrets to all of that, we'd monopolize that immediately

[@drek273]

THANK YOUUUUU. The best comment on here. They would’ve capitalized on the agessssss ago

[@darkushippotoxotai9536]

Yep, It really a shame that they make these fake claims. There are so many Great aspects to Chinese culture, but these days all China is known for is 'Miracle Cures'. Hurts me. I love ancient Chinese Coins and pottery, and the ye olde Tibetian Monks. But how the are you watching KZbin, mate ? I thought it was banned in China ? Do you use a VPN ?

[@YuenXii]

This sort of stuff is really popular here though (mainland china) like treating erectile dysfunction by eating tiger penis... i don't know why people here keep doing this weird stuff

[@quillion0877]

@@darkushippotoxotai9536 One does not have to be in China now to make this comment haha

[@quillion0877]

@@YuenXii Or eating Shark Fins to enhance body immune system or whatever nonsense like that

[@LadySuchiko]

"You could save your loved one's life, but they might be _UGLY_ afterwards... Is that _really_ worth it?"

[@wolfengod8277]

That’s a hard choice, on one hand your loved ones get to keep on living, on the down side you are going to have to be seen with a complete uggo and that’s totally not going to get you into the cool clique. I noticed that part as well 😂

[@fmac6441]

In fact, he says that the surgery is very risky, with a great possibility that the child will die sooner than without the intervention. Then it includes the issue of quality of life even if the surgery worked. This type of issue does exist, usually with older people, where sometimes the risk of treatment does not outweigh the benefit of the cure.

[@petras8385]

Lmao

[@notyourdamnbusiness8795]

"so you just let your daughter die?" Kevin Costner voice "maybe."

[@K87jk]

if you aint hot life aint worth living...

[@michaelmoorrees3585]

Its one thing if they're only stealing your money. Its another level of evil, if someone delays getting real medical treatment, because of being diverted by one of these scams !

[@notyourdamnbusiness8795]

at some point that's just natural selection.

[@TheIntJuggler]

I think that's what killed Steve Jobs. His cancer had a high survival rate with treatment, but he went with alternative medicine. The delay in treatment killed him.

[@bibsp3556]

Thd perfect target. Take their money and then they die, so they cant come get it

[@Isometrix116]

@@notyourdamnbusiness8795 "Natural selection" is a weird way to spell "Desperation makes people trust more than they should" No one is truly immune to others preying on their desperation. It has nothing to do with natural selection.

[@williamlyon5553]

Yes imagine someone who is severely mentally handicapped. It’s okay it’s just natural selection. No fuck that shit it’s evil.

[@lukeerlandson3876]

"9-1-1, I think my father is having a heart attack!" Operator: "Stay calm, we're sending a masseuse"

[@GBValode]

@Chiger Claw xD

[@notyourdamnbusiness8795]

to be fair.....CPR is a thing.

[@PhongNguyen-cf3kj]

@Chiger Claw Yes, after the cayenne pepper, you should apply some essential oils and healing crystals. Should be fine.

[@ojrmk1]

@@notyourdamnbusiness8795 I suppose it's technically a deep tissue massage. Really deep. Rib breakingly deep.

[@notyourdamnbusiness8795]

@@ojrmk1 like every massage should be. everything else is just prostitution.

[@walkermorales337]

Ads like this annoy me a lot as they label medical drugs as an artificial concoction with no grounds in nature. A number of drugs were initially discovered in nature and all people did was isolate it, or made the same chemical artificially, so they are naturally occurring.

[@HyperkalemiaSineWave]

It’s funny cause “natural” is utterly arbitrary. Water is a chemical. There’s nothing inherently scary about things that aren’t “natural”

[@snooganslestat2030]

Not everything in nature is good.

[@JasminMiettunen]

@@snooganslestat2030 yeah, and not everything artificial or man made is bad.

[@Bobin10101]

Everything is natural tho if you think about it, we haven’t actually made anything

[@MishaFlower]

​@@JasminMiettunen In fact. Artificial things are more likely to be beneficial. And natural things are more likely to be harmful. Chair, Floor, Bed roof. Is it really safer to sit on stones, walk barefoot on grass and sleep on mud? Is your diet made off rash inducing berries or food from an artificial farm? Would you rather be stung by a sharp bacteria-infested wooden stick or a clean, sterile needle?

[@C3R133RUZ]

As someone Chinese, these scams piss me off so much. It makes us all look worse by association and causes people to way, way, way overestimate/not understand both Eastern medicine techniques and just medical work/fields in general.

[@mailowmailow5207]

I think the worst thing is that this makes china sound like some kind of esoteric stronghold. Certainly chinese alternative medicine exists but they still cure cancer like any other country with advanced medicine

[@imjusthere750]

What’s really sad is people with mental health disorders will pay money for they think is helpful. It’s on the same line as a grandparent thinking their grandchildren need money wired to them.

[@loveanimals-0197]

This scam is on the same level as Bitcoin.

[@self-study3324]

Imagine being in such a bad state, that you know it wont work but it might just give you a little more hope to get you through the pain. I don't believe people are being tricked because they are rationally believing what is being told to them. I believe it is people who are seeking extreme solutions to an inescapable problem we all will face one day. Seeking a solution for something you have been told doesn't exist, but you must find it, as a matter of life or death.

[@akatobi2002]

Scams like this seems to target elderly people. especially in a country where healthcare/medication can reach the thousands, $40 could seem like a "why not". Smh

[@accretor]

I think we should focus our disdain on the criminals who are engaging in these scams rather than calling their victims mental health disordered. If that's really the case, that makes these scammers worse. I think a little more empathy for the victims is called for. Yes, some people aren't as smart as you and are gullible, but those aren't crimes.

[@ilianivanov9575]

@@loveanimals-0197 You are just ignorant, please do some research on cryptography before typing nonsense.

[@ricky4665]

Finally... with both the death touch and healing touch in my arsenal I can now simultaneously kill and revive my friends anytime I want. But in all seriousness, scammers who target people in these types of desperate situations are some of the biggest scum on the planet. Thank you for all the work you're doing Coffee!

[@replix4458]

cheese touch

[@csnipper524]

You would surely be the life of the party.

[@briandstephmoore4910]

@Csnipper if this is the fun yal have at parties I'll gladly be a killjoy. This is legit about the worst way to scam people.

[@csnipper524]

@@briandstephmoore4910 i agree with you, i think it's a total scam.

[@csnipper524]

My party comment was towards the life and death touch and the stupid forms of entertainment that sometimes happens at parties.

[@RedHeadForester]

I just noticed the ceiling fan behind Coffeezilla is spinning the wrong way, it's blowing air upwards towards the ceiling! $10,000,000 and your flashy ceiling fan doesn't work right - for shame!

[@caprimann87]

the servers are inside the ceiling

[@arimo3644]

It's actually an oxygen removal system

[@mattatm3227]

It's kinda dusty for 10 million dollars

[@patrickgrady7505]

It's an exhaust

[@robertplatt643]

Maybe it's winter in KZbin.

[@NaudVanDalen]

Doctors hate him! Because they actually have empathy and hate scammers.

[@dan8t669]

Sorry to tell you, but doctors do not have empathy. To them, it's just a job.

[@kurankaneki5165]

@@dan8t669 some do, some don’t

[@Daidek]

Doctors hate him! This man issues treatments that even the most sleazy of doctors wouldn't even dare!

[@zack9697]

@@dan8t669 Thinking like that is the best way to finish is life sad and alone >.>

[@fall190]

@@zack9697 You learn this the hard way if you've been through hospitals, they don't care, they can't be bothered to even pretend to care and they put in minimal effort. Your health crisis means nothing, to them its just tuesday.

[@nelsondevera9178]

That sales pitch isn't even read by a human. It's read by a bot.

[@leethancarroll5259]

Also my sister was scammed out of tens of thousands of dollars on twitter and I'm sure she would love to share her story sometime. She is in a very low income bracket and is still struggling to get through the after effects.

[@thedeeznutssystem9939]

Hahah wow what happened? A guru?

[@TRXST.ISSUES]

@@thedeeznutssystem9939 not really a laughing matter, nervous laugh maybe? 🤔

[@RaTecLov]

Hit up his email

[@darkushippotoxotai9536]

Email him ! We need to bring awareness to these scammers!

[@leethancarroll5259]

@@thedeeznutssystem9939 way worse. She was very sick and struggling to pay her bills when this guy messaged her saying he would send money to her account if she sent money to other accounts. He would get her to send money to all of these random accounts and then she would receive money but the charges coming into her account would all reverse after awhile. The more she got in the harder it was to stop because she had already tied so much money up that it made her think the only way to get her money back was to keep doing what he asked. It was a very sad situation, this man took advantage of her physical and mental health as well as her financial situation.

[@michaelsanders5578]

Laughed at: "he was able to message the heart attack away" 😂😂

[@LabracadabradorBamboozle]

Yes he sent so many DM's that the guy healed

[@rayray-rg3wr]

Massage

[@martinnyagah4313]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SpoilerAlert__]

Slid into the dms now it's a quarantine baby

[@mac23806]

His reaction to funny

[@estebangodoy773]

It cures poverty too!! 10x more effective. It can also transform you into the next major of London with this wonderful technique...how amazing !

[@DoctorZisIN]

I learned both the death touch and the healing touch, but now I’m afraid to use them and getting them mixed up.

[@JackDuffley]

The saddest part is that at least some people fall for this stuff

[@caprimann87]

and they are the most desperate and vulnerable - people might actually die from this

[@Bobin10101]

Natural selection

[@Jm-ki4su]

the key to -immortality- living a good life: -plenty of exercise -tons of reading -balancing work and play -learning how to overcome hurdles in life without self-destructive methods

[@TyRaff]

And one Coffeezilla video a day

[@clubofwisdom5485]

And water

[@pencilcase8068]

I'm not interested in anything unless it makes me immortal

[@jgf4224]

-staying the fuck away from this kinda snake oil shit

[@DocBree13]

I’m so happy to see reading on your list 💕

[@thenewbgirltv2903]

I love how their featured 'success story' was about a child. The sad part is that there are probably a whole lot of people that are sick or have sick kids that get desperate enough to buy into this scam and other scams like it. It's disgusting.

[@VelociraptorousRex]

I am amazed by the idea in this that TCM ostensibly costs a ton of $$$ in China and it works but BIG PHARMA won't try to make similar amount of money off of it in the States.

[@self-study3324]

They feign your life altering problems, the tragedy of your lifetime. They will sit their and whisper whatever it takes to get you to pay for the sliver of hope you take out of complete despair, behind a happy copyright free tune, a cheery voice, and stock images. This is not tricking people who are stupid, they are preying upon people who would literally lose nothing if they tried. The epitome of the meaning of abuse.

[@lewisbracken5520]

*there

[@FuzzyPuppet]

Coffezilla is not only my favorite KZbinr, but also a great person

[@Killarrex]

tapped him in his shoulders so i know that he is touchable, 30 in my chop and i turned him to a hutchable

[@manhoosnick]

Before I needed only coffee, now I need coffee and coffeezilla.

[@Spencerwalker21]

Now I need reign

[@romaskincare9138]

Their claims are illegal and extremely dangerous. They need to be reported.

[@tanishshrivastava2442]

I remember how during my childhood, (And sometimes even now,) people would come to my mother, and offer cures for my blindness. It is a good thing that my family was smart enough to not fall for their lies.

[@tanishshrivastava2442]

@@stansberryresearch5794 Great. A bot.

[@thelogicalretort4137]

"The people who produce this, definitely going to hell" = a wonderful coffee moment

[@stansberryresearch5794]

W•H•A•T•S•A•P•P• +1•2•1•7•3•8•7•6•8•8•1 I•N•V•E•S•T•I•N••BTC••C•R•Y•P•T•O-C•U•R•R•E•N•C•Y...

[@lifeasrini]

This video reminded me of the time 20 years ago when I found my great uncle online as a miracle healer and bought his books where all my dead-from-cancer relatives gave testimonials from beyond the grave about how he healed their cancer. It was awesome to find out my great aunt outlived her funeral by 5 years 🤣🤣🤣 I still have the books. He died of cancer a few years ago now, you'd think he would've done something about that .....

[@wana6166]

As a metastatic breast cancer survivor I can relate to this. I’ve heard it all 🤨 but only God knows my time 😬

[@paraiax4341]

Didn't god give u the breast cancer to begin with?

[@wana6166]

@@paraiax4341 We are His creations. Can’t argue with the Almighty Creator 🤷🏻‍♀️😉

[@paraiax4341]

@@wana6166 yes ur right, ya can argue with something that does not exist.

[@wana6166]

All you atheists lay off my comment box yeah ? You got nothing nice to say don’t say anything at all. Bye 👋🏻

[@mattatm3227]

Big pharma is jealous of this.spam

[@rg9448]

"TCM in China heals all diseases!" Me, studying Cancer in HK: Why am I studying then? If TCM is cure for all, why dont just study TCM?

[@tomlxyz]

Big pharma of course /s

[@valomorn4192]

Gonna paraphrase Ricky Gervais here: The reason this stuff is always "traditional" or "ancient" is because it's useless and was left in the past. That which actually worked was kept, refined and is now called modern medicine.

[@smalltime0]

Ancient Egyptians knew of the healing power of willow bark to ease pain, inflammation and fever. And we didn't forget it, its called Aspirin, except now you take it as a pill instead of steeping a foul tasting tea of it.

[@gamingguru2k6]

"Who is Charles?" He's the one who takes command of the sun and moon. He's the arbiter of all morality. And the people's serenade is, I want Charles in charge of me.

[@AVspectre]

Charles in charge! Charles in charge!

[@JakeTilk]

My biomedical engineer girlfriend just watched this with me and I can FEEL her disdain for Master Lim and co.

[@mgasukihanwa841]

You have a smart girlfriend sir. You must be a smart one too to have her. Good stuff bro🙂

[@aLwE17]

Don't hate the master lim person, he's probably just an instructor for an exercise video that's completely unrelated that the scammers just used for their scam.

[@FinancialShinanigan]

Death touch, healing touch, and now The Purgatory Touch

[@WoolfJ35]

Don't forget the Bad Touch

[@tgunasekhar]

Oh...whoever is that marketer, is far more dangerous to society than all those wealth gurus. Just the thought of gullible people risking their lives with this $57 discounted method to treat their illness by themselves is making me sick. These scammers should be put behind bars

[@mottybaumel77]

You are killing it Stevan!!! Thanks so much for your hard work!! Keep on going!!! All the best. Be well.

[@coinwater8511]

Having had family die of cancer as I'm sure many of us here have, this hits hard and makes me angry to my core.

[@shynessbreakthroughcommuni826]

Master Lim is trying to be a Chinese Jesus! Except he didn't know that Jesus didn't charge people

[@MatteoSantiloni]

Great video as usual! Those are NOT copywriters bur copyLiars! The bastards who wrote that infamous VLS should be exposed and go to jail. “Play” with other people’s health is the ultimate act of cowardice.

[@gustafandersson237]

"the tumor was in her upper lip" Doctors: Guess she'll die because we can't perform surgery there

[@TheRealTimMeredith]

Ah yes, not just AIDS, but even autoimmune diseases like diabetes

[@iamagirl9938]

Well technically type 1 diabetes is an autoimmune disease. They aren't entirely wrong.

[@AIGenerated]

When they pulled the "your child and loved ones" emotional move I said to myself "hum.... that's a low shameless blow"

[@Replicant2600]

This is horrible, scamming desperate people who have kids with cancer! Take em down coffee!

[@serenity8839]

"Hes so humble, that he told me a story of how he saved a mans life right on the spot"

[@NejedNiko]

It's like a religion ... "It's true, because this story says so!"

[@makesnosense6304]

3:32 "Doctors predicted she had only 6 months to live." So now what doctors say matters? How convenient! Earlier doctors couldn't do anything.

[@humancentered3447]

The ad before this was some lady “an herbalist” asking “have you ever wondered what happens when you pour salt into a cabbage?” then listing a dozen things that cures. Absolutely hilarious.

[@Manj_J]

Isn't pouring salt into cabbage step one of how to get delicious kimchi or some other similar kind of cabbage pickle? The only thing that it's gonna cure is my hunger and craving to have some spicy pickles with my meal lmaoo 🤣

[@lordhellstrande2763]

​@Manj J not sure on kimchi but salt is a part of pickling. Vinegar and sugar are usually put in as well

[@alexnope769]

Black screen 7:42-7:53

[@Kamau1865]

I think everyone who has lost a loved one to cancer feels the same stirring in their soul when they see this crap.

[@TheWeecheng]

I'm from Singapore, and I'm willing to find out if this LIM is even certified in TCM under Singapore's TCM council.

[@Interloper322]

Ho seh bo ?

[@qq13563817153]

Brother, if he exists. I'm surprised he hasn't been POFMA'd yet

[@brooke9147]

The old man smelling the random tree made me LOL 😂😂

[@rachitgautam2206]

That poor imaginary girl went through so much 😢😢😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@santiagoak676]

I'm glad Charles family is doing better now, he's a legend

[@codemiesterbeats]

11:43 "Aren't you tired of those guys taking advantage of you?" Internet marketers "How bout giving us a stab at it for a while?"

[@rayray117]

I feel bad for the elderly who falls for this.

[@goodlife3211]

I laughed when I saw uncle Brian Rose video advert before watching this episode of coffeezilla 😂

[@mgasukihanwa841]

Same 😂😂😂

[@fabianobenauf1809]

Remember the story: The father nearly went broke because of the therapy costs. But the therapy was "repeat my movements". (a little inconsistency)

[@AA-ke2ns]

Master Lim to person with heart attack: Get up or your face will be used in an e scam and you’ll be a disgrace Person with heart attack: Gets up immediately and runs Master Lim: there you go I cured him

[@ValentineS97]

i’m not sure what age you’re taking your kids to the dentist... but the ad makes it seem like she was born and then he was taking her to the dentist like 2mo later..... also, if it was on her top lip, how was she slowly choking to death.....? 😅🙃

[@JasminMiettunen]

I guess if it grows so large she can’t open her mouth, it could choke her? I don’t think that’s how those tumors work, but theoretically…

[@ByzantineDarkwraith]

Don’t forget it was on the upper lip, the *one place* that surgery simply cannot be performed…

[@2357y1113]

Instead of healing this scam ad actually made me sick. They're exploiting people's misery and desperation.

[@hakim6158]

Clickbank is a copper mine of this type of garbage. Content for years.

[@talyahr3302]

Truuue. It's so bad they can't even manage to sell their own shit, they need others to do it for them.

[@tencizinec9583]

Funny enough, both Clickbank and Clickfunnels are from Boise, Idaho.

[@hakim6158]

@@tencizinec9583they wake up and say "let's go eat some potatoes and scam people"

[@_thechosen]

Scambank

[@Jabadamazo]

I like how the video says "needless illnesses" like any illness is needed.

[@elenabob4953]

Those are the most despicable scammers because they take advantage of really desperate people and families.

[@newyardleysinclair9960]

My mom has cancer, my aunt has terminal cancer, my cousin died of cancer. Its pisses me off so much when ppl take advantage of families desperation and provide them with false hope so you can pad your pockets. So gross

[@bigrathole]

Can we run banner ads on clickbait sites with a pic of coffeezilla looking old in one half and young in the other with the caption "This man's one Simple Trick that Scammers Don't want you to know!"

[@VertisSidus]

if someone uses this and the Death Touch on you on the same frame, you enter a glitch state

[@mandc20022]

This works , all I have to do is pay 1000 every Sunday to my local church and I'll live forever says my pastor.....

[@MattCurrieImprov]

That should literally be his next video, I'm a Christian but modern churches have essentially become a scheme.

[@MattCurrieImprov]

The only way they get away with it is by counting on people not actually reading or ever understanding the KJV bible, they teach it wrong on purpose and these people become really evil behind their facade.

[@jointhefist1016]

This is just so morally wrong. Who would ever try and trick people like that. Like that could potentially cause people to die.

[@mitchellweaver9102]

"Charles" fathered a child at 76 years old, then a tumor in the child's lip (not throat) almost causes her to choke to death. However, TCM saved the child's life. Amazing story.

[@jaakkopontinen]

That "watching their child slowly choke to death" bit... Lowest of the low.

[@capitanflemish]

The funny part in all of this is that people watching MacciatoZila videos are smart enough to ever fall in a scam like this. But the people actually biting the frauds will never reach this quality content. Maybe until it is too late.

[@EVILIMPproductions]

Watching this video reminds me of Jilly Juice. I am new to your channel, but it looks like you might have not covered it yet. It was insane.

[@Jaronite]

As a Singaporean, I feel so ashamed that the master lim guy is ok with scamming others.

[@neilstackhouse4488]

To quote Tim Minchin "alternative medicine that works is just called medicine"

[@yummyglitzer5630]

Narrator: "He was able to massage the heart attack away." Well..... technically chest compression is a massage, so..... 🤔

[@lordhellstrande2763]

I love seeing these technicality things. They just kinda hit you sometimes

[@vaporwavejuice5874]

8:07 why are we not talking about how yeast infection is included with alzheimers and cancer

[@Charlatan-Parodyman]

“TCM” is Turner Classic Movies.

[@jasonisfamous6544]

Touchpoint chemotherapy man

[@fordmodelT1957]

“Hard to believe?” “Yep”

[@tobers_j]

Can this dissolve my bad grades away as well?

[@Harry_Blotter]

Have you considered dissolving the mustache

[@tobers_j]

@@Harry_Blotter ikr

[@caprimann87]

@@Harry_Blotter gotta massage it away

[@RuzeReine]

0:40 the sound effects and Coffee's movements had me CACKLING

[@mhenimerzouki1285]

"the music changed she's gonna live" LMAO hahhahhaa

[@gabrield.8999]

We should work on building a funny generator of random "medical" stories (including Charles), such a way it becomes popular enough and spreads everywhere on social networks, so even this target that are desperate people would hear of these, and would never again fall for those cons.

[@mysticthemanakete]

I honestly felt surprised that they didn’t try to add autism to the list of things it ‘cures’. Absolutely ridiculous how many people throw that into the mix when they need extra selling points, and always infuriating as an autistic person myself. 😅

[@hardhatjack6804]

If only these practices were used at the start of the pandemic 💀

[@pencilcase8068]

We'd be immortal by now as well

[@jjhesustaino4843]

😂😂😂🤣😂😂they couldn’t find a human to tell that lie 😂😂🤣

[@myscreen2urs]

Don't you love how these scammers will cast a net to speak to as many types of people as possible?

[@Qossuth]

Cures Cancer.....to Yeast Infections!

[@Endless_sea_]

Death touch now healing touch?! When does the money touch come out?!

[@milkboccle]

For the last year, i have clicked every unusual advert i get, i advise everyone do this, i get alien ads, magic beads, magic stones that get you a better job, holistic healers, mediums, some of the ads are now sometimes funnier that the vids I’m watching!

[@GuruAuggie]

Hey CoffeeZilla you should check out guru David Wong and his Qi Coil that's a good one

[@CTP909]

This is literally the plot to 2016s Dr. Strange

[@alimmia223]

He learnt it from the 'Fist Of The Blue Sky' anime series.

[@nathanaelmccooeye3204]

Coffee, how do you stay sane consuming so much scam material? I myself find it hard even though entertaining

[@16maze]

I love how you have to stop the video to tell us “it’s not medically possibly” 😂😂😂😂

[@Runs-InCircles]

When the person making the claim makes the biggest claim possible, it can be interpreted as raising the stakes on their own credibility and that in itself is credible to some people, the idea that the conman would risk so much surely he must be onto something?

[@CxCoinHolder]

Coffee now trying to discredit the great Master Lim?! The man can work miracles!

[@misanthrophex]

We allow this to happen. There is scamming, and then there is this, the ones who prey on people who lost hope completely...

[@alfred96]

They just picked a bunch of stock videos and made a story around them

[@GamePlague]

I like how they claim that surgery can't be performed on the upper lip. They could literally remove your entire lip if your life actually depended on it.

[@equidistanthoneyjoy7600]

The thing that really pisses me off about the whole 'chinese medicine' bullshit is that there's no distinction between western and eastern medicine. Chinese hospitals aren't some mud-hut in a forest where a naked guy puts on a big wooden mask and dances around your bed to heal you, they're modern facilities filled with trained professionals that have access to all the same training as western doctors. In fact, on account of China being so big and fairly wealthy, there are a shitload of medical innovations that have come from China. Not just small-fry stuff like novel methods of performing certain surgeries, they invented synthetic insulin and the drug that's currently used to treat malaria, and they're currently working on a form of stem-cell therapy that could cure auto-immune disorders like diabetes. It's so racist to act like China is still stuck in the year 500, they use modern medicine too; and a good chunk of 'big pharma' comes from China.

[@indigo3796]

The Ancient Chinese had a BIG *AIDS* problem until they discovered this ONE SIMPLE TRICK!

[@chrisward9218]

No-one who uses the title "master" is humble. Just saying

[@supervegito8340]

Not quite. Some people, like martial arts masters, can be quite humble. Just because you have the title master doesn’t mean you aren’t humble and vice versa. Now scammers tho, THATS a different story. No such thing as a humble scammer