The Most Expensive House Tour Is Completely Insane

[@AnonYmous-qi9rb]

I'm writing here from 2032. This house really changed the world. After a massive Tsunami that destroyed shelters of 9 billion earth inhabitants, all of them moved to this house. Thank you Neil for your future forward thinking!

[@samueldvorchik2109]

I’m writing from 2033. Apparently, the tsunami was caused by carbon emissions from this house. The temporary residents now own the house.

[@email5023]

I am writing from 2036. Coffeezilla got elected president of the US.

[@richardturner5703]

Ha ha ha Do you know who also gets up my nose? People who try and change a joke to sound funny. The op was funny, you two look like two desperate Doug De mouro fans. You didn't think of it, youre not funny, you are lonely or boring the a55 off the people you live with. You are, ask them.

[@themadisreal3902]

@@richardturner5703 I hope you someday look back to this phase in your life and laugh at your own bitterness. Get better soon!

[@richardturner5703]

@@themadisreal3902 How do you spell sanctimonious?

[@rabuanmantine8522]

The fact he talks about helping third world’s kids with his sculpture proves he is from different world

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

Art can help. But _his_ sculpture doesnt do anything It doesnt show emotion, the struggles of kids in less fortunate countries. It doesnt make people aware. Its just, a sculpture, in a rich person's wasteful house.

[@theaccountant5846]

@@elvingearmasterirma7241 You clearly don't know what you're talking about. His sculpture actually feeds hundreds of children in Africa every year....

[@elvingearmasterirma7241]

@@theaccountant5846 Oh right silly me. I should've known that his statue actually magically makes food appear My bad (Yes this a joke)

[@THICCTHICCTHICC]

Meanwhile he can't even pay off the loans for the thing

[@donniev8181]

@@elvingearmasterirma7241 a school helps

[@SpencerCornelia]

"I'm doing this to change the world" is one of the most nauseous things I've ever heard lol

[@gailspencer4451]

The guy is evidently barking....

[@wolfengod8277]

Technically he did change the world, he changed his world by building himself the most opulent mega mansion he could imagine. He also changed the world of everyone that watched him brag about it by letting us all know how out of touch these people are with everyone not in their billionaire club. Change doesn’t always mean good, but I’m certain that he has changed how some people see the world.

[@dertythegrower]

"In the most efficient way!"

[@gailspencer4451]

@@wolfengod8277 a house is a home to anyone regardless of income stream. It is a place to retreat to as well as reflect personal style. It doesn't come across as having any other function other than display of excess. Nothing about it looked comfortable, pleasing, or even stylish. It didn't even have the capacity to disgust. It came over as unhinged and surreal.

[@scottlauren3145]

He is just so out of touch and delusional it's actually concerning.

[@no1pinkjellybean]

Those poor construction workers. The site was probably a nightmare, the parking had to have been another horror story.

[@chescasarmiento7890]

Niami was formerly a special effects guy for low-budget horror movies who transformed himself into a real estate developer. He started in real estate by flipping inexpensive homes in the suburbs of L.A. His first big deal was in 2012 when he flipped a home to the Winklevoss twins for $18 million.

[@Gamez4eveR]

I'm happy he got his financial health in his hands, he is clearly also fit, but he is also clearly very deeply troubled and needs genuine psychological help There is so much sadness in this man

[@joelwillems4081]

@@Gamez4eveR I got the vibe that his dream is to one day be the leader of a cult.

[@Gamez4eveR]

@Gianni G indeed, sad people tend to be dangerous

[@youtbe999]

He's going to be broke in real life.

[@threegreencharms]

The bitcoin brothers strike again

[@daltonwallet8650]

"There is no reason to have a moat" Coffee's lack of fear for the Danes concerns me

[@TheVicVance]

Oh, no. The danes aren't so bad anymore. As long as you do not have pickled herring lying around they won't bother you too much. You should start worrying the moment you start hearing the shout 'Perkele!' wafting over the horizon. Then you know, the fins are coming over.

[@spenceflatulence]

We certainly are to be feared.

[@Isometrix116]

@@TheVicVance Hah, what could the Finns do against anyone. I’m sure they couldn’t like, beat back the most powerful military on earth at the time with skis and bolt action rifles… Right? Yeah no, the Finns justify the moat.

[@moofymoo]

religious nuts cannot preach to you about their god if you have good moat and drawbridge!

[@NotNitehawk]

@@Isometrix116 Yeah, I'm sure one Finnish dude with a bolt action, hopped up on amphetamines and eating pine cones couldn't put the fear of death into an entire army...

[@angelaengle12]

"All my flowers are artificial....but you can never tell." Sounds like a metaphor a man slowly dying inside would say.

[@laaaliiiluuu]

He sounds like a very insecure man.

[@josephoyek6574]

_Brvh!_

[@informanti]

Spot on!

[@foogz6619]

why is this so deep

[@Arklight1445]

Meta…

[@kevinwiley5325]

Something that Coffee didn't mention is that in March of 2021, Niami is facing foreclosure on The One for nonpayment of his massive loan.

[@jaymethodus3421]

Hahaaaaa and watch Bezos buy it at auction for 5 millions

[@theedspage]

Karma

[@sticklebacketienne]

Would make an excellent Wetherspoons

[@vangledosh]

Ahahahaha

[@freeestyleobsessed]

yep, missed payments on the $120,000,000 hard money loan

[@perciusmandate]

"I really wanted to help the kids." Imagine how much help they would have received if he had used his money to build schools, shelters, and food banks instead of that giant marble eyesore of a house.

[@flan6449]

not saying this house helps because it doesn't, but charity is a scam too. billions are donates every year to charities around the world and none of the problems are solved and very little work gets done.

[@olip52]

Wasnt his money

[@CryptoIncursion]

Save the kids!

[@itsm3th3b33]

He helped the kids by changing the name of that mansion to Neverland.

[@marvin.toyboy]

Imagine how much the person he paid could help kids also.... Your comment is wasteful because the money doesn't disappear and this is where all your guys are wrong.

[@paranoid5881]

Hes like a lil kid that built their 1st mansion in Sims 4. 😂 "Its gonna help 3rd world country thru the arts...by...post cards"

[@marissabones]

My condolences to the person that has to clean that house

[@jamesockes093]

they gonna need a hole crew

[@Annie1962]

if you can afford to buy the house, you can afford to hire 100 cleaners

[@princecameo2453]

Only people who have never done shit themselves, will avoid thinking about maintenance

[@zzzz-fk8ce]

All you have to do is move to a different room and pretend to clean, except of course the men's bathroom.

[@azioprism3635]

lmfao KEKEKEK she gonaa scrub it all huehuehuehueHUEHUEHUE

[@Mr.Rogers91]

I think this guy was self conscious about people calling him out for the amount of excess this house is. Therefore he kept saying we're helping the world. Sounds like he was trying to defend his opulence lol

[@THICCTHICCTHICC]

He did a bad job

[@Mr.Rogers91]

@@THICCTHICCTHICC lmao I agree.

[@shahabmos5130]

The new word of the day opulence

[@bilbobeutlin3405]

Maybe he wasn't even called out for it but felt the urge to defend this house because deep inside he's actually ashamed of it

[@WinterReflections]

@@bilbobeutlin3405 He should be, greed and extreme opulence are immoral and disgusting.

[@GenericInternetter]

When the producer asks how the house will change the world, the guy struggling to answer becomes a total cringefest.

[@reptilianash3653]

He just asked as I read this

[@theinventor0]

I love these massive house walkthroughs. Over and over they prove the phrase "Money can't buy taste" to be an absolute truth

[@lukazupie7220]

Yeah but just bcs u poor doesn't mean u have it 😁

[@superfluous9726]

It's more, most people don't have taste, but rich people can afford their bad design decisions

[@JeanMarceaux]

This is impressive. Nile Miami has managed to perfectly recreate every single render of LIMINAL spaces ever made, with ankle deep pools, white walls, and skylights everywhere. Truly, this is one of the houses ever made.

[@mstyslava]

I think I visited this house in a dream

[@nicematerial]

It may be the single house of all time.

[@DillonHering]

Best? Worst? "One of the _____ houses ever made"???

[@jonathanj8303]

@@DillonHering honestly, it's just perfect without an adjective. *THIS* is one of *THE* houses. *EVER*.

[@JoeOvercoat]

absolutely one of the houses ever made.

[@FinancialShinanigan]

Wouldn't surprise me if the house had a Ladder Room that stores all the ladders to reach the top shelves

[@tjslam26]

Stocking that many ladders is too wasteful. This guy is all about sustainability.

[@donniev8181]

Na, they have a little Chilean boy who climbs whenever something is needed.

[@mitchell10394]

Please. His servants are well trained. They can stack up to 6x and reach almost anything in the house.

[@solarnaut]

tragically the ladder room entrance was built too high up . . . you'd need a ladder to access it and . . .

[@_thechosen]

They have spidey hired for fetching from top shelves.

[@sgt3009]

I wonder how many times these guys meditated and journaled before they manifested their wealth.

[@JoelJoel321]

Nah they just bought GME

[@sgt3009]

@@JoelJoel321 Top 10 Millionaire morning routines, habits and meme stocks.

[@GG-jn9fx]

Lmaoooo best comment

[@Anti_everything_and_everyone]

😁

[@SKY-wt2pp]

Just once, to become 'Fully actualised'.

[@nefwaenre]

The reason he mentions the divorce is to tell them trophy girls that he's single. It's sad, to say the least lol.

[@J5L5M6]

@@loopydoopi If one speaks the language...

[@MrChilley]

@@loopydoopi ok let's check the numbers... he met his ex wife during covid.. so beginning of 2020 so we'll say January. So within 1 year and 4 months he single better yet divorced so yeah this presumption is more of a educated guess that this guy doesn't value relationships beyond the materials and the physical. Or the women he dated wanted some of the pie.

[@vincentnavarro8753]

@@MrChilley Another "educated guess" might presume that you value relationships beyond the physical / material and have a low net worth. Please tell me I sound silly 😂

[@donniev8181]

@@loopydoopi ok fanboy

[@MrChilley]

@@vincentnavarro8753 your educated guess is lacking anything factual. Where are your number to at least back this claim? But I will enlighten you. I actually value my time more than anything else its our greatest resource. I do have a good healthy relationship but I never forsake my peace of mind and responsibilities. I'm not chasing money or women. Money is a tool nothing more nothing less. I just use that tool to get to where I'm going it doesn't control me or make me feel more valuable than others I actually look to learn and to develop more skills rather than just to get money... money actually holds no value next to real value like gold or sliver.. I actually do have a low net worth for I own no assets yet and of course I'm in debt because lacking financial education and rational decisions at the time so my debts to asset ratio is crazy high lol but that's just like... hmm 95% of any other American citizen that lacks financial literature. Oh and how much money you earn isn't your net worth but I assume you knew that otherwise you wouldn't just blindly make a claim of my net worth. I do however pay all my bills through Publix. I drive uber to invest the money I make cause just spending money is foolish I've been able to pay off my debts faster as well. I also do forex trading which is what I really want to do in the long term. But I'm thinking about going to a 4 week program to get my CDL to be a truck driver then start my own trucking business. Make no mistake you and I are not the same our mindsets are different. What I value is my time and dream to obtain Financial freedom and I'll achieve that. So in conclusion friend my net worth is trash because I lacked the right understanding of money not because of my loved ones or relationships... but when you die you can't take your net worth with you. So go be like this Nile Guy who has a high net worth.....Oh and BTW that house of his iisnt going to be his much longer for he can't sell it and the bank want their money back and he got divorced he's in a lose-lose situation. I feel sorry for people like him want to be rich so bad but still end up losing.

[@choose4me]

Knowing that rich people can now have a house of the size of a city helped me a lot. Thank you 🙏🏻

[@rousemotorsport]

Producer Michael knew he caught a big one during his first tour. He knows this guy is nuts.

[@mcbrite]

As is Michael, to be fair! ;-)

[@stevenbridges]

Don’t get me wrong, it’s a really nice house! But how often would someone actually spend time in each room? Even when being extravagant, wouldn’t it be better to have a smaller house?

[@MadaraDS]

Definitely, you would feel more safe too. In this house you could have like 3 people secretly living there without you knowing lol

[@pippo-1073]

He probably has loads of hookers and big parties.

[@ottoweininger8156]

This is what I don't get. I'd probably spend all my time in about four rooms and then start to get paranoid about the other parts of the house. I'd probably feel I should keep checking it to make sure no-one is there

[@MobileAura]

@@MadaraDS This happens a lot more often than people think. I had a bum living in my garage for MONTHS without knowing. I eventually kicked him out.

[@_thechosen]

@@ottoweininger8156 No need to do that with security system.

[@GG-jn9fx]

My guy snorted an eight ball off a chrome hearts dinner plate before this showcase.

[@KeenJT]

100%

[@hOTSAoOCE]

FACTS! That's all i've been thinking whenever he speaks ahahha

[@marissabones]

I came looking for this comment

[@rt3chikin413]

I was gonna say he snorted it off one of the TikTokers asses, after all he did rent it out to them for parties and to try to make some side cash 😂

[@chuco915C]

Yes! You just reminded me of the movie blow when pcruz is showing off her crib all fucked up! 😂

[@CPaulBreezy]

After that divorce... The One is going to become “The Half”. 😬🤫

[@Quack_special_prosecutor]

Or 0.5

[@vborovikov]

The Or

[@Henilegasp]

🤫🤭👍🏾

[@kaputasri]

oof

[@chuco915C]

The 1/4

[@jmfs3497]

"I don't think this guy is happy with his life." 16:10 . I was getting that feeling by the time we got to the fake flowers and six elevators. All of his relationships are probably built on transactions.

[@kenmken]

I'm convinced this guy is doing all of this on an extremely narcissistic manic episode

[@Isometrix116]

It does come off as some type of mental breakdown, doesn’t it. Hopefully he got/gets professional help

[@thisgame2]

Plus booger sugar

[@jaynenunya6070]

1000%

[@josephmassaro]

'Your developers were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should!' - some guy name Ian.

[@swagking9961]

ATTENTION COFFEEZILLA ARMY: let’s all go mass dislike London Real videos. imagine like 1000 dislikes to 30 likes or something, that would be so funny, and just do it until he has to disable likes. It would drive Brian crazy, he would have to talk about it, it would be hilarious.

[@iannordin5250]

Sup

[@_thechosen]

@@swagking9961 I am pretty sure Coffeezilla would not like that. Just let Brian drag himself down and enjoy the show.

[@simonbellamy67]

As no one picked up what your doing I'll take the honours. Ian Malcolm. Come to think of it there should have been a few dinosaurs in the Jurassic room.....

[@JakeTilk]

This man is just trying to make up reasons this house has more value than it really has. Let’s be real, it’s just a really big house. Nothing profound.

[@daithi154]

Yes

[@drawslashplay7384]

"A show that is a show that everyone will want to see and identify with because it stars me."

[@pepsusser]

Dude needs to accept he's not the main character of the world

[@olivercox9947]

😂

[@pluto8404]

He's the funny side quest.

[@jakartafinance9389]

🤢

[@id10t98]

Sounds like a former potus who's name rhymes with 'rump'.

[@warriorfortruth8521]

I would easily spend at least $1,000 to purchase this mega-mansion. Cold, hard cash

[@PointsofData]

Nah, not worth more then $500. Think of the travel cost _alone_ to REACH the mansion.

[@msohsosolo]

Let’s the three of us offer a flat $1500…not a penny more!

[@ymatT601]

It would cost millions just to maintain.

[@reid3031]

If I wrote books in this house, they would all end up turning into psychological horror novels

[@gangstaelegantproductions2780]

Bro imagine the maintenance in this house!!! Probably would cost more than some mortgages

[@Alex632]

Maintenance is normally up to 3% of the house price...yearly

[@diamantshala9824]

@@Alex632 smth like that so bsc he s buying a 15 million dollar mansion every year, a mansion that costs the price of mansions to manintan lol...

[@theTweak0284]

@@Alex632 Also take into account the cost of the elevators, the cleaning staff someone with this kind of money would hire, and lawn care on top of just replacing parts the break like water heaters, A/C units, etc.

[@Quack_special_prosecutor]

Maintenance Would even cost more than the overall pricing of the house after 5years.

[@JJ-in3bc]

in video 2 of 3, he shows the 7 house staff rooms. ridiculous! He's NOT a billionaire, that's what's wack!

[@WishingBabyX]

As someone who lives in a flat I cannot imagine the amount of dust that will accumulate on the unreachable high ceilings... And what is he going to do to “save the environment”? Keep all the world’s homeless people in his house? The amount of space used for his house could’ve been used to build homeless shelters, if he actually cares about “helping people”.

[@jstanovic]

Hint: if your “friends” wouldn’t lift a hand to help you if you needed it..they are not your friends..they are people happy to come to your big house, drink your liquor, eat your food and listen to your expensive sound system....but you don’t need a mega mansion for that!

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Coffeezilla being genuinely impressed by the guy's coffeemaker system.

[@TheCivildecay]

I never seen any place less soulless than this "house" It's like living in a main hall of a airport after 99% of humanity died from a mysterious illness.

[@iAdden]

But Covid is only about 13 months, how the heck did he meet, marry and then divorce in that time?

[@GG-jn9fx]

Basically said take half my net worth please.

[@leejay5202]

cocaine

[@axelpatrickb.pingol3228]

You'd be surprised how short some marriages can be...

[@Thedownliner2015]

@@axelpatrickb.pingol3228 Especially in Bel Air and Hollywood lol.

[@TheUnnamedAssailant]

“Cocaine is a helluva drug” -Rick James

[@gunt-her]

He must be compensating for something. I just can't stop thinking about how much of a nightmare maintaining such a large building must be.

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[@gunt-her]

@@kennedycymone2363 How do I do that?

[@alex0589]

Ask anyone who does maintenance in a museum or municipal building

[@IeeIee778]

@@gunt-her it's a scandal

[@dreanik07]

The fact that this channel keeps me well informed and laughing is a gift. So glad I subscribed.

[@bt4582]

I remember when this first came out and it was like too insane not to talk about it. My fave part is still when producer Michael stops at the edge bc he has never walked on grass before. This is rich person s#$t that I cannot understand.

[@Actias1974]

Im now planting grass everywhere I can

[@GraveUypo]

@@Actias1974 i literally spent most of the last year doing exactly that. not exactly grass, pasture, but it works even better, probably.

[@davidy22]

The big trick here is that the house isn't actually 500m, it's worth a fraction of that and they guy jacked up the number to get a news headline so he can sell it at the actual price easier

[@bulleyes9059]

@@Actias1974 You won't even need a moat!

[@gdust6579]

This house is insane but it has some pretty beautiful design elements like the pool around it and the skylights. Somebody should re purpose it into a hotel or some place to house a lot of people. He could have housed homeless in it if he realy wanted to change the world

[@TK-ne2yo]

The real question is what are the property taxes lol..

[@GG-jn9fx]

Lmaoooo could buy a mansion twice a year with those property taxes

[@swagking9961]

ATTENTION COFFEEZILLA ARMY: let’s all go mass dislike London Real videos. imagine like 1000 dislikes to 30 likes or something, that would be so funny, and just do it until he has to disable likes. It would drive Brian crazy, he would have to talk about it, it would be hilarious.

[@meghanworkman6449]

I heard on another video about this house that the property taxes are something like $1 MILLION per year.

[@sartajsidhu9461]

6 million a year

[@KingGandhi66]

Touchè 🤣

[@eatright909]

Starving kid: Please sir, I am hungry. Would you give me food to live? This guy: I'm all about avoiding waste so here's some art!

[@RmnGnzlz]

6:12 *Man literally standing in front of a giant poop emoji sculpture made out of two intertwined pig tails:* I'm so proud my life experience has taught me to not be wasteful 🙏.

[@swagking9961]

ATTENTION COFFEEZILLA ARMY: let’s all go mass dislike London Real videos. imagine like 1000 dislikes to 30 likes or something, that would be so funny, and just do it until he has to disable likes. It would drive Brian crazy, he would have to talk about it, it would be hilarious.

[@RmnGnzlz]

@@swagking9961 Are you 9?

[@swagking9961]

@@RmnGnzlz order 66

[@RmnGnzlz]

@@swagking9961 Very cool...

[@unluckygamer692]

@@swagking9961 it would just give him extra fuel for the algorithm... Much better to just ignore him.

[@patricksamuel6594]

Wearing a toque in a hot place gives you all the info you need to know about him. It screams D BAG from a mile away.

[@FranktheDachshund]

Calling a beanie a toque screams the same thing.

[@dnshable]

The best part of the video is when asked about how his house helps the world and he goes on and on about the things rich people do with their money.

[@airey773]

“Well congratulations Michael, welcome to the team. I guess.” I’m on the floor laughing at that one. Hahaha

[@guitaro5000]

How do I hire Harry the editor?

[@aliupsr]

Exactly I just realised the editing now for some reason. It’s so good.

[@Blackspidy619]

You don't. He comes to you, for the privilege of hiring him.

[@qty1315]

Think of Harry the editor really hard. He will hear you, and if you're worthy, he will come to you.

[@gamerville2728]

@@qty1315 “the law of attraction”💀💀💀

[@quintennijs6138]

"why do you have six elevators ?" "because i think we need to start sustaining and not wasting" what the ?

[@lukazupie7220]

He understood as: why only six man? 😁

[@oldcrook510]

Actually, he's only parroting EXACTLY how champagne liberals think. WEF billionaires push the "global green agenda" while they fly private jets, cruise mega yachts & live in giant mansions. The level of delusion of these people is off the charts.

[@NickdeVera]

house can fit 900 people = "change the world"

[@Hollow_Phoenix]

It's pretty amazing that these people genuinely think "Hmm, inheriting all this money didn't make me happy, spending it all on myself doesn't make me happy... I'll just keep doing that, there's no way giving the money to those who need it, or using it to actually help them, will make me happy."

[@ogn1583]

NILE IS BEING FORECLOSED ON THE ONE HOUSE

[@Jonasgranlof]

His ex-wife did a pump and dump scheme on a man trying to make a difference in this world... you just have to feel bad for him😬

[@Dreyden-]

🤣💀

[@azioprism3635]

KEKEKEKE i think he pumped and dumped his ex-wife LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PointsofData]

No not really

[@youtbe999]

She dumped him when she realized the dude is broke.

[@TheRockprincess1697]

@@youtbe999 He is a good boyfriend spoiling you but he will be an awful husband coz his financial sense and his entire brain is just all wrong. You wouldn't want to be with this guy 24/7. Good thing big house!

[@lukeerlandson3876]

That "out of the box" thinking sounds like a quick trip to the concrete box with metal bars we call jail

[@lotfibouhedjeur]

Money can buy you many things, a soul ain't one of them.

[@lotfibouhedjeur]

@@Kanonslag114 Or decency 😂

[@harya7517]

And common sense

[@chiensyang]

"Money can't buy happiness" is invented by the rich to convince the poor not to start anymore communist revolution.

[@matt_plapp]

Coffee, this is your best video ever. I’d watched this video and caught some of these items and I’d shake my head. I think I’d become immune to stupidity, but this video kits brought so much to the forefront.

[@ashutoshtahlani5053]

People in 1921: We will be so advanced 100 years from now Nial Miami in 2021: I am putting cameras above men Urinals

[@marioo.4742]

It's in Beverly Hills not Miami

[@ashutoshtahlani5053]

@@marioo.4742 his name is Nial Miami

[@joeg5414]

Honestly though, I'm sure plenty of perverts in 1921 were trying to figure out how to get pictures in the bathroom with the newfangled camera 🤣

[@GraveUypo]

the best part is you know that with how comfortable he is with saying that, that the women's bathroom probably has hidden cameras too, except the footage doesn't go to the men's room, just the owners and probably himself.

[@scottlauren3145]

This guy is so out of touch with reality...its concerning. Also, you can tell Producer Michael is just there to do his job...he diesnt want to be there nor does he understand WHY this house was built. It was pure gold when he asked how it's going to change the world. I'm just glad I can be one of 900 lucky people to watch boxing matches. No live boxing was ruining my entire life.

[@CoolGobyFish]

Micheal is a wierdo as well (with his most likely rented watch collection)

[@Cooe.]

Producer Michael doesn't even walk on grass... And he's from Britain (which is COVERED IN GRASS!). He's just as much of a grossly rich, out of touch twat.

[@EctoBabble]

Yeah - Now imagine having hundreds of billions of dollars and how out of touch you'd be. Rich people are awful

[@trueami9884]

looks like this house was rented by dan bizzarian

[@ManuelMedellin.]

Big Danny B kicked out of all the nicer places hes used to hang out @ . :-/

[@AmandaVieiraMamaesouCult]

I can see Dan asking his daddy money to lease this house

[@teagenthetiefling5296]

Mega rich homes depress me. Can you even imagine people truly living there? Trying to live a life? I can’t.

[@stonewolf5613]

Since he can't sell it, no one does it either

[@Roymillz]

Like other monuments around the world with a story, I hope this building is seen in 1000 years as a monument to show how rich, greedy and delusional these kind of LA people used to be

[@ik2254]

Civilization ain't surviving that long, chief

[@consultingwithaaran]

There’s literally football stadiums hosting thousands right now

[@warmaster88]

70k for canelo vs Billy Joe Saunders on Saturday lol

[@MrBLAA]

You could _build_ a football stadium cheaper than this house

[@warmaster88]

@@MrBLAA yes but it won't have plastic flowers that are good for the environment

[@wingedhussar5528]

I always love how these ego driven narcissists always claim to be doing it for the greater good.

[@michaelfjmusic]

If I had an infinite amount of money and resources, and could build my dream house... it wouldn't be even half as big as this monstrosity. Just 1-3 bedrooms, ONE kitchen, ONE pool, ONE hot tub, a living room, and maybe a few other luxuries like a meditation room and a personal office. And of course a garage, although definitely not for 50 (!) cars. I can't imagine that even the most lavish, excessive, wasteful billionaires, even the Kardashians, would EVER want something like this.

[@fredericop167]

"this is going to be a first never walk on grass" "Congratulations michael welcome to the team" This makes me laugh so hard

[@katekursive1370]

Imagine how many people could be housed in affordable housing built with the surplus of money that would have been left after building just a normal nice house.

[@lukazupie7220]

Imagine how many kids in Africa could you give food to, if instead of watching youtube you would work and donate the earnings to them? But hey it is easier to virtue signal sure..😂 so pathetic.

[@thepilotist7297]

You forgot to show the part where he said he left his ex wife of like 3 months because she didn’t listen 😂 actual quote

[@red_menace1829]

But they were soul mates!!

[@noblecyborg-savage]

Or the part where he put her music video on in the theater from his phone 🤣

[@edofarido3175]

"I would never leave in the middle of the show" Is that a jab on Brian Rose? 🤣🤣

[@salma.a]

Coffeezilla’s laugh is the cherry on top of all his videos

[@jasminesims2779]

Youre fine as hell

[@ewanedwards6822]

Dude ironically looks like he's selling a fucking CS:GO map

[@the_traveling_man4284]

He got sued by practically everyone that had a hand in the existence of that house. He filed bankruptcy and the house was auctioned off

[@americanguzziguy]

If i had a son would love a son like coffee. Seriously love this channel. Dude you are hilariously. My wife and I never miss an episode.

[@gavinmoran8854]

The reason Micheal says he doesn't want to walk on the grass is cause he didn't want to dirty the floors or drag in dirt. If u play out the clip. Still bad but it's not cause he doesn't want to dirty his shoes it's cause he doesn't want to drag in dirt.

[@scottlauren3145]

This video made me laugh quite a bit. Oh by the way I'm getting divorced and I have the most expensive running track in the world.

[@J5L5M6]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@iloveyoualexterrell]

love the honesty! Best line from coffeezilla “ok, I kina want that.”

[@AZREDFERN]

10/10 I would have a miniature lazy river around the outer wall and features of the house with rubber ducks and such always going around.

[@EJ3001]

The dude it worth 60m maybe and he’s acting like a billionaire lmaooo

[@sunnycorax]

Your architect was so preoccupied with whether or not he could he never stopped to think if he should.

[@lukazupie7220]

It is not his decision so that sounds about right, lol

[@abuckeye26]

I encourage everyone to watch Producer michaels videos. He's actually very likeable and down to earth

[@Alex632]

Except when he tries to pass off a demo jet and claim its his.

[@S.S._CHANNEL]

Yeah i guess you're right,... Like a man who's doesn't walk on grass..! 😁😂😂😂😅🤣

[@brederbeeld]

💯

[@abuckeye26]

@@S.S._CHANNEL coffee selective edited that to make him look out if touch. In the full video he said when touring houses he doesn't walk on the grass so he doesn't track dirt through multi million dollar homes he has no interest in buying

[@thecoltsamuel8010]

Today I wiped my own bum for the first time.. huh, you normal folks are silly little buggers

[@Im_Laura_Jones]

Nial walked out and I’m like, “Oh cool, it’s AJ from the Backstreet Boys!” And they had a single titled “The One.” Coincidence??!! 🤣😱

[@firemonkey1015]

I’ve always had the thought of money just being a security blanket, if I were to be a billionaire I’d get a middle class house at best and a good amount of land in a small town, not ever have to worry about debt or money loss, just a safe and secure normal life

[@gillian32]

I googled "The One" and found foreclosure stories. 😱 Poor Nile.

[@Alex632]

Wym poor Nile? He has made fck up after fck up and mismanaged this house.

[@BmoreAkuma]

Googled "The One" and I came across a Netflix series where just using a "strand" of hair DNA test can find your perfect partner. Consequences persue.

[@npharkes]

LOOOOOL!

[@midnightrambler3865]

@@BmoreAkuma 🤣🤣

[@youtubeSuckssNow]

@@Alex632 yeah his comment was sarcasm

[@emajossch4442]

Your comment about Producer Michael definitely seems spot on to me. I watched a bunch of his videos some time ago, and he always just struck me as the collector type. He does a lot of videos about watches and stuff for instance, but I’ve never gotten the impression he in any way thinks he’s changing the world lol. No clue about his background but it seems like most of his money, which already isn’t a stupendous amount compared to the people he talks to, came from just being a music producer. He’s like annoying at best, but can’t really fault him for getting the views I guess. Niall on the other hand... lmao

[@BrianKirby_The1andOnly]

Coffee.... Just a bit of context. This guy's not "rich" by a long shot, seriously. Look him up, and you'll see that he basically filed bankruptcy on his bankruptcy. This is a mental breakdown in slow motion.

[@juniors3275]

Slow? The mans living his life on fast forward.

[@redditpanda2636]

Fun fact. He's having trouble selling the house.

[@pianomanhere]

I'm happy that the purchase price dropped substantially and that "The One" is neither the largest nor the most expensive urban home. The largest is like a rather abstract skyscraper and is located in Mumbai, India.

[@danial9202]

He didn’t even credit the artist

[@tonelloable]

Or He's architect ho build everything, check he's architect website. And you will see how original is Nile the crocodile 🤣 even that stupid ideea with boxing events is from Adam,cameraman of producer Michel . On first episode he give him this ideea lol. And now he pretend is he's creation🤣 this guy is a looser

[@MistahX99]

It's not his money he's super in debt mostly because of this project

[@faithgoga3983]

Why wouldn't he make a luxury hotel or resort? The structure just looks like a big hotel

[@mnnesotance7004]

The art he was talking about in correlation to helping kids was probably because when he bought it the money he spend on the art went to the poor artist from the poor country and the artist was going to go home and use the money to help kids. If I am wrong than this guy is more crazy than you show him to be

[@SharonPorts]

People have completely forgotten what makes some thing genius. It’s not that they make some thing amazingly big or whatever, it’s that they can make something amazing and it actually works. Its functionality. Its style, class, and its PRACTICALITY.

[@operandexpanse]

It never ceases to amaze me how people can become so successful while at the same time being so deluded.

[@facciosean1]

On a serious note, I feel like this guy has a serious personal internal conflict where he’s trying to fill a hole with conspicuous material while also tying to save the world out of some guilt for said materialism and vanity.

[@danielleslie2218]

If you grew up in the UK like Michael did, you would know the meaning of not walking on grass. It’s a very cultural thing in the UK to not walk on other peoples manicured lawns.

[@viren_jalkun]

But he's never been to a park? Walked on a sidewalk with grass? He legit said he had never walked on grass before 🤣

[@jaredmartinez1597]

You make my morning coffee 10x better

[@covallrms]

Drug dealer in Hollywood turned real estate dev/agt. selling his first home and the toilets not even completed

[@reecer5469]

Love this video. One of the first things I did when I set up my company was figure out how much would be enough so I could stop when I got there, and not go insane because I always needed more, because the joy of something new was only transitory..

[@skygort3788]

COFFEEZILLA!! I am glad you still here, because your channel and video were terminated at 5am Pacific Time on May 6th. You and Spencer have to stay strong!

[@sageart3210]

I'm over house tours, what's the point of having a 8 bedroom house, it's not like you sleeping in every room

[@A2zlightwheels]

We have 6 bedrooms and only 2 kids lol doesn't mean they can't be used for other things but I get what you mean

[@StewartLucrative]

Don't let the guy showing the house tarnish producer Michaels name. I am subscribed to producer Michael, and he comes across as a genuinely good person.

[@RebelGirlLayla]

Definitely

[@ErdnußRiegel6969]

Yes

[@Cooe.]

... whose too rich & stuck up to walk on GRASS?!? Fuck that noise!

[@TenTonNuke]

A common theme with mansions like these is the echo. It comes from having big warehouse rooms that aren't meant to be lived in. There is no comfort, no warmth to any of this. You might as well build your house out of hundred dollars bills. You'd get the same point across.

[@rorrim0]

Yeah. It actually looks like more of an art project then a home.

[@alex0589]

I remember watching their tour and being so empty and exhausted by the end, it took me a whole day to scroll through it cause i just couldnt take it in one go. The coked up guy is probably the worst person ive watched on youtube outside of the news. The one has almost no real luxury and it’s not selling, it’s a caricature and it’s ruining the guy. It aint gonna end well. If “producer Michael” seems like a down to earth person and the voice of reason, you know youre on jupiter